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What would be your dream job ? Mine is being a prosecutor.I'm curently working on realising that dream.It's hard to become one but I have couple of conections here and there so I might make it. If not then being an attorney is just fine for me as well.
2021-01-18 18:20
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hltv admin
2021-01-18 18:21
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same honestly
2021-01-18 18:30
how much hltv mods earn? any idea?
2021-01-18 18:42
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#46
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Brazil Brunoow13
2,5k
2021-01-18 18:44
2 replies
not bad...how do you know this?
2021-01-18 18:48
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#54
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Brazil Brunoow13
source: my head
2021-01-18 18:50
All you do to realize your dream is to move back into your mom's basement, study japansese "culture" and grow a neckbeard.
2021-01-19 12:19
+1!
2021-01-19 12:36
im already 32k/month dj why would i need a different one??
2021-01-18 18:22
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#13
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Romania babyvasy
ahahha your name is so funny the original roster of mibr has been around for 6 7 years. BIG has like a year or so. Also im not a mibr fan but i respect the memories and achivements .
2021-01-18 18:26
7 replies
fact is MIBR disbanded twice so i dont get your point?
2021-01-18 18:35
6 replies
because bug fans have -132 IQ
2021-01-18 19:50
1 reply
yeah man... those guys cant remember the time that BUG were only know for playing glitchings on maps (like cache). Now they have a decent (onliner) team and happens those guys just appers with those very loq IQ nicknames... natural for darwing
2021-01-18 19:54
#165
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Romania babyvasy
the fact is mibr achived sth big nope so stfu
2021-01-19 08:37
3 replies
ok thats your opinion but the fact here is that MIBR disbanded twice which is a undisputable fact
2021-01-19 08:40
He is not talking about achievements though. He is just stating a fact, MIBR_2_DISBAND_BIG_0.
2021-01-19 08:41
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#173
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Romania babyvasy
ok my mistake sorry
2021-01-19 09:22
i'm 33k/month dj, that's better
2021-01-19 11:26
#3
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Comedian was my dream job for a while but not anymore...
2021-01-18 18:22
31 replies
U always can be HLTV comedian.
2021-01-18 18:23
1 reply
#29
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
According to some users, I already am.
2021-01-18 18:33
I can see why...
2021-01-18 18:23
6 replies
#39
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Did you have any aspirations, friend?
2021-01-18 18:39
5 replies
What type of cheese jonty!
2021-01-18 19:18
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#77
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Well I love pizza, so mozzarella for melting and I guess red leicester for consuming.
2021-01-18 19:25
3 replies
Try yelllow paprika instead!
2021-01-18 20:02
2 replies
Yellow paprika cheese?
2021-01-18 23:51
1 reply
Instead of !
2021-01-19 17:09
You can always make it into a hobby.
2021-01-18 18:28
1 reply
#38
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
If course. :) I've been told by my friends I can be humorous at times, though more often than not it is unintentionally.
2021-01-18 18:39
jonty and comedian lmfao
2021-01-18 18:29
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#30
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Yep - hard to grasp now but it was literally an aspiration of mine before now.
2021-01-18 18:34
you would starve
2021-01-18 18:36
1 reply
#36
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Most probably - though I guess it would be fun.
2021-01-18 18:37
#53
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Norway Ragnar__
Hahahahahah you ???? A comedian ? Hilarious!
2021-01-18 18:49
1 reply
#82
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
At one stage, yes. I guess the irony of you finding my post hilarious is a precursor to that; or the mere concept is so ludicrous that it is outright humorous.
2021-01-18 19:26
What stopped you, my dear internet friend?
2021-01-18 18:51
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#83
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Mental illness, friend. As soon as I was diagnosed. I instantly wanted to pursue psychology so I could assist those who were suffering just like me.
2021-01-18 19:28
8 replies
May I ask what is your illness? And did you manage to finish the Psyhocology course? Seems like you could still pursuit this. Maybe create a YT channel (you could wear a mask) and throw some sketches there?
2021-01-18 19:30
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#90
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Predominantly and officially: OCD (intrusive thoughts), anxiety disorder, paranoia/paranoid delusions, panic attacks and manic depression; unofficially and undiagnosed: Autism/Asperger's. I have the necessary qualifications to pursue psychology but I opted not to because I refused to be paid for what I believe should be free for everybody. Granted, I realise even psychologists need to make a living but I didn't want to charge others for a service that I personally believe should be free. So I went with IT instead while pursuing psychology as a hobby.
2021-01-18 19:34
6 replies
You surprise me everyday, Mr Jonty. Thanks for sharing this :)
2021-01-18 19:38
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#96
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Always a pleasure, friend. :D Thank you for reading some of my very boring personal struggles -- it's appreciated. :D Have a good day. :)
2021-01-18 19:39
Have you helped anyone with mental issues ?
2021-01-18 20:42
1 reply
Yes I have. :)
2021-01-18 23:51
Thanks for sharing your struggles with us. Hope you'll get well soon and pursue your desired career eventually. Regards, A random HLTV user.
2021-01-19 11:00
1 reply
I apologise for the late reply -- Thank you for the kind words, friend. <3 As long as I have wonderful users such as yourself to interact with, I'll be fine. ^^ Have a good day.
2021-01-19 20:48
why not? where do you live? I live in London, going to open mics all the time to perform, doing not bad, not 32k a month, but still... :D
2021-01-18 23:19
1 reply
I don't aspire to be a comedian anymore, friend. :D
2021-01-18 23:52
8/8 Bait You are really smart at baiting man !!
2021-01-19 11:38
1 reply
Out of the two of us, I should not be accused of baiting, friend. I respect your opinion, of course. Have a good day, friend.
2021-01-19 20:49
For me Astrophotography, it's currently a hobby, and I don't really have any plans of making it a job, but it might be in the future.
2021-01-18 18:23
Lighthouse keeper
2021-01-18 18:23
7 replies
xd why?
2021-01-18 19:25
5 replies
You are alone most of the year, you get all supplies, don't even need to go to grocery stores and talk to people, also nice scenery and the noise of the waves hitting the rocks. But on the other hand such a job requires good physical conditions to maintain lighthouse. If there is an electricity and internet-signal i am in, if no, well, perhaps i would chose something different, basically any job that does not require social interactions. I could have chosen any IT work from home, but it's too boring imo.
2021-01-18 19:35
4 replies
wtf you werent baiting?
2021-01-18 20:37
1 reply
i never baiting, my friend
2021-01-18 20:37
fair enough
2021-01-19 00:06
makes sense. all you have to do is switching lights lmao
2021-01-19 12:19
If you have internet I could see why. The solitude and tranquility is probably amazing. Especially a good sea storm.
2021-01-18 23:18
youtuber since 2012, in the last 2-3years havent uploaded cos shitty internet and lack of motivation bcos of that, now im going for CM
2021-01-18 18:24
3 replies
cm?
2021-01-19 10:01
2 replies
community manager, the person who handles social media for big companies. Sometimes also makes videos about it, and helps customers via DM
2021-01-19 14:58
1 reply
Gotcha, didn't know the shortcut
2021-01-19 15:04
#9
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Switzerland Sylleo
I wanted to work for National Geographic, travel and study animals. Then I realized I don't like travels, or animals for that matter.
2021-01-18 18:24
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#35
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Brazil nuke_brs
understandable
2021-01-18 18:37
I have a friend that always dreamt of becoming a doctor in a emergency unit, to help people and be a hero, until he actually joined med school and realized how much he would have to deal with infection, blood, poop, piss and rotten dead body parts on a daily basis..
2021-01-18 18:50
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#86
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Well it depends on where your friend would work, the things you listed point more towards pathology and morticians than doctorates.
2021-01-18 19:29
2 replies
I may be lost on the translations, but he wanted to be a paramedic/first responder of Emergency Rooms - He lives in SP (biggest city here, 11 million people) which is a pretty 'goreful' city for those kind of professionals. He ended up finishing the course but decided to become a Professor (i think he specialized in pediatry)
2021-01-18 19:36
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#99
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Ah, fair enough. I hope he is currently doing well, of course. :)
2021-01-18 19:40
I was similar. My dream was becoming a nurse until I realised seeing blood makes me sick. I'm over it now tho.
2021-01-18 23:10
tier 3 pro cs player you just play the game & getting ez moneys
2021-01-18 18:25
6 replies
why not tier1
2021-01-18 18:27
5 replies
maybe stress, social pressure etc.
2021-01-18 18:29
It's harder to do matchfixing being tier1))))
2021-01-18 18:30
1 reply
#202
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Pakistan hawrU
true
2021-01-19 11:47
because you need to work really hard + no matchfix on tier 1 tournaments + competition is unreal so even the best of the best can be kicked back to ramz1kbo$$ exp avg tier 3 player gets at least $1000/map just by following the script
2021-01-18 18:30
because hltv threads
2021-01-19 12:40
#11
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Bulgaria goshyy
Not too sure, although at the moment I want to work IT related and home based and earn around £20-25p/h with around 35-40hrs of work per week.
2021-01-18 18:25
Oxymoron. No one dreams to work
2021-01-18 18:25
16 replies
“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life” Confucius
2021-01-18 18:26
11 replies
Do you think every csgo pro enjoyed every single day of their careers without feeling stress, anxiety or disappointment? Without wishing to go for a date with their gfs or to see their relatives sometimes instead of practicing 10 hours a day?
2021-01-18 18:30
9 replies
You're right, job burnout can affect everyone.
2021-01-18 18:33
If your goto example of a dream job is a pro csgo player then I understand why your view of a dream job is so misguided
2021-01-18 20:39
7 replies
This is csgo forum mate. Make a call. Musician? You compose music, you do what you enjoy, you love playing, and love music, a match made in heaven, right? But then you need to find a label that believes you, then labels give you deadlines and you don't know how to close an album, then covid happens and you can't do a live show for two years straight, you don't have motivation/inspiration after your sophomore album etc...
2021-01-18 20:42
6 replies
Yeah I can see why you don't believe a dream job exists with an attitude like that. To each their own, I guess
2021-01-18 20:44
5 replies
Well it's not an attitude. I love listening music, I'm doing right now while I type to you, I do it while I run or at the gym, I do it when I'm on a bus/metro/train etc. but I wouldn't like to be a music critic. I just want to listen to music, but the one I like and I don't want to have deadlines to write a review, or starting to write after coming home from a live show, or giving every album a "rating" because I'm terrible at it etc I want to play cs, but not 10 hours a day, the same maps over and over etc etc
2021-01-18 20:53
4 replies
So seek variety. Combine the two and become a game/music critic. Add movies to the mix if that's up your alley while you're at it. Claiming there's no dream job just because you try your hardest to find a flaw in everything is the easy way out.
2021-01-18 20:57
3 replies
I'm not tring to find a flaw, I'm pointing out responsabilities, obligations and problems that come with every job. Instead of hating your job every single day like a burger king worker, you will hate it just a couple of day or weeks a year, but If I have to dream there has to be no job involved.
2021-01-18 21:01
1 reply
Well I get your point. Being a prosecutor is a great job if you want a criminal you are prosecuting to go for your head if you don't accept to get bribed. But that's exactly what a dream job is.Willing to go over any potential hardships to fulfill your dream.
2021-01-19 12:55
There is no such thing as dream job. In reality you just will grow to hate it sooner or later.
2021-01-19 11:44
then it's not a job
2021-01-18 19:25
You have to work. Might as well find something that will make you happy, once you do, your life becomes much better.
2021-01-18 18:35
3 replies
Absolutely, I understand your question, it's a cyclic topic But I never dream to work. The real dream? Inheritance, milions or bilions, the dream is to never work.
2021-01-18 18:42
The problem is the regime of work that almost every person on earth is obligated to.
2021-01-18 18:43
1 reply
Start-up is for you than.
2021-01-18 23:09
Billionaire
2021-01-18 18:26
cs pro
2021-01-18 18:27
twitch streamer
2021-01-18 18:27
#20
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Myanmar Guzhas
multibillionaire as a job
2021-01-18 18:27
1 reply
ah yes the well known job multibillionaire
2021-01-18 19:10
Scientist who work on space exploration.
2021-01-18 18:35
football benchwarmer
2021-01-18 18:37
6 replies
Big brain. Free money little stress. Buff. Good title when you retire.
2021-01-18 18:42
nt bale
2021-01-18 18:43
Like Ozil, it's my dream
2021-01-18 19:28
what about bed tester?
2021-01-18 19:37
1 reply
Too much effort, people depend on your judgements
2021-01-18 22:45
Life of a second choice goalie is the greatest. Do fuck all week-in and week-out while getting fat paychecks.
2021-01-18 23:07
Gigolo
2021-01-18 18:46
4 Ever Student working on it
2021-01-18 18:46
I have two dreams, actually. If I manage to fulfill one, i can do the other too.. The oldest dream is to become an airplane or helicopter pilot. The second is to buy a small piece of land and build a shelter for stray or abandoned animals.
2021-01-18 18:47
6 replies
Your second dream is wholesome
2021-01-18 18:49
3 replies
I have actually made the first step for this one. I've bought a share of a real estate consortium and sometime in the next 60 years i might be contemplated! keeping the hopes up kkkk
2021-01-18 18:53
2 replies
Wish you good luck on your journey! This is really nice dream.
2021-01-18 18:57
1 reply
Thanks mate, I appreciate it.
2021-01-18 19:03
Wow. Good luck with your dreams. You seem like a very good person, hope it goes well for you.
2021-01-18 23:06
1 reply
Thanks man. I really wish to make this happen =D i appreciate it
2021-01-18 23:10
pizza restaurant owner. that would be pog
2021-01-18 18:48
Full time writer.
2021-01-18 19:00
2 replies
Have you written anything so far ? Tried something as a hobby or is it just a dream you won't chase ?
2021-01-19 12:52
1 reply
Maybe I have, maybe I haven't :)
2021-01-19 16:40
God.
2021-01-18 19:00
#61
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China HEIDASHUAi
Any type of engineer but specifically aerospace engineer
2021-01-18 19:00
1 reply
For china I assume?
2021-01-18 19:11
somewhere at the beach teaching little kids how to surf and drink coconut water all day.
2021-01-18 19:01
dj 32k/month
2021-01-18 19:02
Football scout
2021-01-18 19:02
check flag and guess
2021-01-18 19:03
1 reply
I would but I may be risking a ban
2021-01-19 12:46
Professional beekeeper (or something like working in nature for a conservation trust) or a botanist
2021-01-18 19:06
7 replies
That's a nice dream. Hope you make it happen.
2021-01-18 23:05
1 reply
I hope so too! Becoming a beekeeper is something I'm working towards atleast, so I can make it into a hobby
2021-01-18 23:07
Why do you like bees so much?
2021-01-19 12:47
4 replies
I'm honestly not too sure. I always appreciated them but then a few years back I started looking into things more and got obsessed lol
2021-01-19 12:56
3 replies
Ok xD
2021-01-19 12:58
2 replies
I'd say it's an useful obsession though :D
2021-01-19 13:03
1 reply
Yeah bees are necessary!
2021-01-19 13:04
President of the USA
2021-01-18 19:08
2 replies
You've already failed at the first requirement considering you're from the UK...
2021-01-18 19:13
1 reply
I also want to be President of the USA
2021-01-18 19:40
#69
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Turkey yunus06
I want to produce medical cannabis in the USA.
2021-01-18 19:09
#74
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Bulgaria b0xeR4et0
My dream job doesn't exist, it's being a police officer. But a police officer with power, currently in this world if you go after criminals, they will go after your family
2021-01-18 19:21
4 replies
I think you have been watching too many movies
2021-01-18 19:40
unfortunately, people in my county, especially young ones do not recognize the work of a police officer and see them as villains. All they know about police officers is coming from bad news from newspapers or web-news, if police officer did something good they think it's just exception to the rule
2021-01-18 19:43
Welp , my dream job of being a prosecutor can be even more dangerous.
2021-01-18 19:44
depends on the country m8.
2021-01-19 11:18
Nothing :/
2021-01-18 19:22
I don't dream of labour
2021-01-18 19:26
#81
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Korea day|dream
connections is all you need, just ride the parachute hyungnim
2021-01-18 19:26
Idk I only want money but working at home
2021-01-18 19:29
MrBeast 2.0 - do stupid things and make millions . and people say perfect life doesnt exists
2021-01-18 19:31
5 replies
Mr beast spends more money on his videos than he makes tho, its a known fact.
2021-01-18 19:45
2 replies
true , but if you add his gaming and short clips Youtube + merch + sponsors for sure he also makes a lot .
2021-01-18 20:07
#182
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Finland eIe
He doesnt even spend his own money on his videos
2021-01-19 09:49
I suggest you read on Steve-O's story
2021-01-18 19:54
1 reply
+1 sad
2021-01-19 11:18
#104
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Armenia Yerevan
Ambassador.
2021-01-18 19:56
Video production studio art-director ^^
2021-01-18 19:58
Unironically mid-tier pro player Though girls usually do bad at cs so it'd be top lvl for me ez
2021-01-18 20:32
computer engineering, dunno if that is good tho
2021-01-18 20:32
DJ
2021-01-18 20:33
i am junior dj rn (16k/month) and want to become dj (32k/month) and then dj teacher (48k/month), i started as dj student (8k/month)
2021-01-18 20:33
1 reply
#175
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Bulgaria Norwenn
Ahh yes, yet another dutch DJ
2021-01-19 09:39
meteorologist
2021-01-18 20:33
lockerboy
2021-01-18 20:40
DJ 32k/month
2021-01-18 20:58
Executioner
2021-01-18 23:02
Waiter
2021-01-18 23:09
no job is perfect job
2021-01-18 23:10
2 replies
#195
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Brazil finexys_
do you know jhonny sins
2021-01-19 11:36
1 reply
my man probably cant get it up without viagra anymore 😪😪😪😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧😪😪😪😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧😪😪😪😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
2021-01-19 11:37
#149
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Peru TheJuan
hltv browser
2021-01-18 23:11
2 replies
#198
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Brazil finexys_
great idea Juan
2021-01-19 11:39
Wish I could get paid for that((
2021-01-19 12:50
he is a youtuber I think
2021-01-18 23:15
2 replies
+1
2021-01-19 08:43
Took me a while to get this...
2021-01-19 12:07
Any job where I do almost nothing and get a lot of money
2021-01-18 23:19
#163
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North America joeS
God
2021-01-19 00:36
Pokimane moderator.
2021-01-19 08:42
1 reply
simp detected
2021-01-19 12:35
i already have my dream job
2021-01-19 08:43
#172
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Denmark Zaerdna
Business owner, entrepreneur and real estate/stock investor. Working on it currently.
2021-01-19 08:47
#DreamOG
2021-01-19 09:40
3 replies
#179
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Senegal ysatyi
#BeLiquid
2021-01-19 09:41
#194
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Brazil finexys_
-ISSAA +dreamshiver
2021-01-19 11:34
1 reply
ISSAA is fine, but I can do as six-roster team addition
2021-01-19 14:02
#178
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Russia mrPIVO
Business owner Sadly im only a dj :(
2021-01-19 09:41
2 replies
32k/month?
2021-01-19 12:36
1 reply
#229
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Russia mrPIVO
How did you know???
2021-01-19 13:31
Physicist.
2021-01-19 09:47
minecrafter
2021-01-19 09:49
#183
perk  | 
Finland eIe
I don't know
2021-01-19 09:50
Dream's job is minecraft speedrunning and he is a youtuber, why?
2021-01-19 10:28
1 reply
Also cheating at speedruns, that's a dream job alright
2021-01-19 11:13
hades has had my dream position for the last forever
2021-01-19 11:15
I don't know, but something independent
2021-01-19 11:46
1 reply
Ey #200 cool
2021-01-19 11:46
#203
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United Kingdom Tarrix
i want to create a construction business for bulding roads to different cities, also have a used product store and several other businesses. Plan to have multiple at once with another friend
2021-01-19 11:47
killing people for money idk how to say
2021-01-19 11:47
2 replies
Hitman.
2021-01-19 12:06
1 reply
yea
2021-01-19 12:12
Field Archaeologist
2021-01-19 12:09
something that gives me money
2021-01-19 12:44
2 replies
So you would be fine with working at your local KFC ?
2021-01-19 12:49
1 reply
lots of money
2021-01-19 15:56
I want to become a psychologist
2021-01-19 12:51
1 reply
#232
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Brazil finexys_
flair checks
2021-01-19 14:51
#231
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Brazil finexys_
sell cs:go cheats
2021-01-19 14:50
commentator
2021-01-19 14:59
muja
2021-01-19 20:50
Honda mechanic
2021-01-19 20:51
Astrophysics. I love the universe. But math skills too weak
2021-01-19 22:42
I had a dream job (Twitter influencer) but got banned by leftists.
2021-01-19 22:43
Astrophysicist. I love the cosmos but I don't like math :( Also a famous twitch streamer like forsen, who pretends to be bad at videogames to farm ez donations
2021-01-19 23:11
Infantryman in the Army.
2021-01-20 13:37
DJ
2021-01-20 13:38
Just a job that allows me to have a decent life
2021-01-20 13:41
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