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HLTV repercussions on real life
Russia i)are)think)that 
Have you ever said without thinking some hltv meme such as “are you fuck you” “I aren’t think thatz” “Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer” “I car” “your mother could go sleep in garbage))” “los angeles” etc...?
2021-01-26 18:46
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2021-01-26 18:46
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And how about thinking “are you fuck you” instead of “are you fucjing kidding me”?
2021-01-26 18:47
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Sometimes There's a lot of Russian immigrants where I live so I think of stuff like men))) and axaxaxaxa
2021-01-26 18:53
Once I almost said are you fuck you. I’m sure I’ll say it one of these days :((
2021-01-26 18:46
No, only twitch
2021-01-26 18:49
i say who cars everyday to my teammates when i am at the bottom of scoreboard.
2021-01-26 18:50
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Denmark nrth_LUL
I don't car And that's really it.
2021-01-26 18:50
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Well with that flair it’s really obvious they you don’t car
2021-01-26 18:51
I purposely say "I arent think that" or "know that I did not" as a joke or when Im talking to my friend I sometimes say men) for shits n giggles
2021-01-26 18:50
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United States colbert^
Only russki problem i dont car
2021-01-26 18:52
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Armenia breasts
no BUT sometimes i'll be eg on the train and i'll think of something from hltv and lol and people will look and be like wtf
2021-01-26 18:53
absolutely. When some idiot bugs me I always involuntarily ask him if he is drunk or just had sex with his boyfriend. I also out of the blue start threatening colleagues that I will stab them and invite them to Brasil. Oh and the most embarrassing one was when I asked my crush are u fuck u. She said no and at first I though that she means she is not fucking kidding. And all I could do was cry because its free and I had no money. Feels bad mens
2021-01-26 18:59
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The Reasoning "Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie. As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free. Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar): (price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears France: 0,20 $ Italy: 0,17 $ Germany: 0,19 $ United Kingdom: 0,22 $ USA: 0,18 $ Canada: 0,18 $ Japan: 0,18 $ Russia: 0,16 $ That means russia has the cheapest cry. (Hail Communism) Thank you for reading.
2021-01-26 19:02
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United States PP_Bizon
this formula is a fucking lie and false. But admins silenced me by deleting my thread exposing these lies.
2021-01-26 19:19
No, because the people I get to speak english with wouldn't understand. I guess i'm safe :D
2021-01-26 19:05
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After a 10hr travel by plane when your 3rd plane is canceled... you don’t think you could just say out loud “are you fuck you” to your gf?
2021-01-26 19:14
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I actually do this but with random english expressions, for example if I see something weird I might mumble 'wtf is this guy doing' in english and I don't really know why.. but this happens ever since i was a kid and realized that i was functional in english.. i can't think of any events regarding hltv-related memes/expressions
2021-01-26 19:18
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United States PP_Bizon
Nobody actually has those issues. Probably.
2021-01-26 19:20
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