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Crying is not free
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Brazil brasiI 
Disclaimer: this is a very serious research that shouldn't be taken serious. This is NOT a bait, daddy Jon E. be merciful pls As an user pointed yesterday, the crying-price formula is out-dated. This is a serious issue, therefore i'll try to do something about it.                                                                         Spotting the issue:                                                                                         1 1. The original thread found the price of 10 liters of tears, which is quite odd because who tf knows how much crying 10 liters is equal to ? I propose finding the price the average people will pay for their tears each year, considering the countries. 2. idntspeaklodon (the original blog creator) did NOT take in consideration the players/teams favorite of people. For example, it's known that s2mple fans spend at least 15 liters of tears every year in 20th of January. 3. I love Jonathan E. and Dimitri                                                                         Calculating:                                                                                                      3 The average person will cry 64 liters of tears during their lives. neatorama.com/2014/11/12/Water-Filled-Ch.. According to Mr. Idntspeaklondon, "tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre". Therefore, the crying price formula should be 64/A x (0.9 x S + W) where: A = life expectancy in the country S = price of 1 gram of salt W = price of 1 liter of water and thus we have the crying price for year. We know that the price of water and salt are different for each region in each country, but we can make some approximations . Here is some of it calculated (G8 countries): France: 0.35 € Italy: 0.38 € Germany: 0.32 € United Kingdom: 0.34 € USA: 0.37 € Canada: 0.31 € Japan: 0.32 € Russia: 0.29 € And of course, multiply everything by 10 if you are a s2mple fan. You can do your own calculations based on the prices where you live ! Feel free to suggest improvements for the formula. Have a nice day !
2021-01-27 00:55
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#1
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Brazil brasiI
check in what country you are before crying mens))
2021-01-27 00:56
thanks for the calculations mens))
2021-01-27 00:57
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#4
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Brazil brasiI
no problem, you are welcome !
2021-01-27 00:58
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Armenia breasts
wrong reply
2021-01-27 01:03
#3
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Armenia breasts
ocean=free
2021-01-27 00:57
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#11
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Brazil brasiI
yes but not of us all live in the coast.
2021-01-27 00:59
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#18
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Armenia breasts
it's misleading to not include the price (free) for those that do tho
2021-01-27 01:04
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#19
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Brazil brasiI
mens but the point is: there is no free cry
2021-01-27 01:05
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#20
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Armenia breasts
there is if you live by a body of salt water
2021-01-27 01:08
so what is free?
2021-01-27 00:58
#6
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Peru TheJuan
wtf better than hltv 2.0 rating formula
2021-01-27 00:58
in last week or so this was posted at least like 3 times
2021-01-27 00:58
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#9
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Brazil brasiI
wtf do you mean ? I made this, read it please.
2021-01-27 00:58
Get this mens some government research funding
2021-01-27 00:58
I'm a zywoo fan, i never cry! Great work btw
2021-01-27 00:59
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#12
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Brazil brasiI
can't cry when you are a zywoo fan :D thanks
2021-01-27 01:00
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#21
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Switzerland noxer*
They just did this weekend
2021-01-27 01:14
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#31
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Brazil brasiI
well, you are s1mple fan so theres nothing wrong. stay strong !
2021-01-27 03:53
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#32
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Switzerland noxer*
Absolutely never was
2021-01-27 04:10
old copy pasta 😳
2021-01-27 01:00
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#14
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Brazil brasiI
#9 mens read before commenting pls
2021-01-27 01:01
Wow, 64 liters is a lot.
2021-01-27 01:02
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#16
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Brazil brasiI
true, but we can change the 64 for a more accurate value for each country !
2021-01-27 01:03
Bro you surely passed in the enem
2021-01-27 01:15
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#23
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Brazil brasiI
I did that 2 years ago xD this year i got 35/45 in L 32/45 in H, 30/45 in NAT and 40/45 in MAT so I did pretty well
2021-01-27 01:19
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
You do realise that the original CopyPasta didn't have any factual accuracy to it, right? It was daft counter-bait utilised incorrectly to respond to fanaticism or bettors.
2021-01-27 01:27
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#25
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Brazil brasiI
wtf idntspeaklondon was a very respectable guy who would never bait !
2021-01-27 02:29
this is a very serious research that shouldn't be taken serious. This is NOT a bait, daddy Jon E. be merciful pls, with this star is a 8/8 xD
2021-01-27 02:36
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#27
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Brazil brasiI
thanks :D
2021-01-27 02:38
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np bro nice job
2021-01-27 02:41
you know what, fuck it, imma sell all the tears that accumulated over the downfall of ence and after aleksib kick and richj)))
2021-01-27 02:42
Nice research
2021-01-27 02:43
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