+1 Simple and Zywoo fans should unite to bash device and HLTV for thinking he is somewhat close to them in skill. That's the real and only crime happening in the top 3 in the last couple of years.
because hltv....that's why.
Yesterday I went to the Le Baguette Restaurante' in Paris. Upon entering the restaurant to grab some grub the first thing I noticed was a giant, grey, bald blob with some neck hair at the corner of the room, staring at his phone and laughing. The laugh accentuated his gums by a proportion of 80% to his teeth. Half a second later, ain't no doubt about it, I recognized the fake top 1 of 2019 and 2020. I approached his table and I noticed he was eating roasted snails and immediately I pointed at it and asked "What's that about?" He replied " I'm French, we eat snails cuz we avoid fast food" His gummy smile started to take shape signaling he had cracked a joke as nasty as his 2-17 scoreline against Complexity on overpass while I writhed in suppressed awkwardness.
Smartly, I changed the topic and asked what were you laughing at your phone and he replied " Ohh, just at the dumbfk people who voted me the top 1 while the real top 1 was top 2 aka s1mple" Now lemme tell you smth, he may not be bold but bald, he may not be Chad but bad, he maybe French with fat stench but the guy knows the real truth and ain't afraid to tell it. From that moment on my respect for Zywhoo has only grown. After that I made a French retreat while he was tryna stuff 5 roasted snails into his fat mouth.
do you know what rivalry means?
(amount of zywoo haters) x 10 = amount of s1mple haters
I don't think they hate zywoo just zywoo fans. Real alpha males who support good players such as Shaun respect all players except the evil utility users such as gla1ve and xyp9x
Now that's what I call 'mature' HLTV audience, Agreed 100%
i don't see many S1mple fans hating Zywoo, but i see many Zywoo's fans who hate S1mple and many S1mple's haters who just mad about his success
most s1mple or zywoo haters (like full-on hate, not make sound arguments as to why one is better than the other) are either dumb or baiting
so who cars, move on