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IF YOU COULD JOIN ANY TEAM
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Cyprus cloudywithachanceofmeatballs 
1. What team would it be and why? 2. Who will you replace and why? (Could be 6 man) 3. What role will you play in that team?
2021-02-24 14:29
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Depends on the salary
2021-02-24 14:30
Cloud9 because I get paid big money by HenryG for flopping at tournaments.
2021-02-24 14:31
4 replies
#13
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Latvia sw1pe
noone flops as hard as floppy, he is the flop grandmaster or consistent flopping
2021-02-24 14:36
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#71
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United Kingdom novaseer
honestly floppy's probably the best player on c9 right now and I say this as an es3tag fan
2021-02-24 23:39
Fuck Cloud 9. Im off to MiBR. Can lose to Wisla Krakow and still keep 3 out of 5 of the line-up. With Cloud 9 you have to atleast try. Swear the old MiBR lineup just went on a mad one with the Teles twins, hitting the clubs
2021-02-24 23:35
#67
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Romania SanitySP
yes that is true.... unfortunately
2021-02-24 23:37
OG 6th man Waterboy and shoulder massage. Hair stylish for n0tail my daddy.
2021-02-24 14:32
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n0tail and aleksib :D
2021-02-24 18:56
#5
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Russia Syonamaru
Flamie. pay me 50% less and I will spend 25% hiring luba from fpl ez fix
2021-02-24 14:32
1. Cloud 9 because good salaries 2. Replace Floppy , he can go to for example OG or EG 3 . I can play support role or bait for Xeppaa/es3tag
2021-02-24 14:33
#7
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Algeria LOBYA6AJIN
Astralis, reason is for sitting on the bench and still getting more money than any t2 pros.
2021-02-24 14:33
8 replies
i believe astralis isnt paying as good as you think
2021-02-24 14:52
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#34
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Algeria LOBYA6AJIN
if im not wrong they are paying the core players 30k/month so i wouldnt be surprised if bubzkji is getting payed 10k/month or more at least !
2021-02-24 14:58
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did some research, gotta admit you're right, thought it was less all i can contribute is that astralis shortened the salaries of every employee last year, so it might be like 27k now
2021-02-24 15:02
5 replies
The astralis players contracts end soon (Unless they resigned without me seeing) and I believe they want to cut salaries. Thooorin mentioned a possibility of the players leaving for a new org when the contracts expire
2021-02-24 23:37
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#97
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Greece RedWinter
Aren't they shareholders in the org since they were the ones that founded it?
2021-02-25 00:17
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I think they are but wasn’/isn’t karrigan as well? Shouldn’t be too much of an issue
2021-02-25 03:43
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I believe Karrigan had to sell his shares when he left because valve considered it a conflict of Interest
2021-02-25 04:52
I havent looked into it much but Thooorin has mentioned theyre having issues and expected to take pay cuts. Alongside this the Astralis org kinda fucked over the players making them participate in Blast tournaments rather than big events whilst Astralis and Blast had ties
2021-02-25 12:08
HAVU as a 6th
2021-02-24 14:33
1 reply
+1
2021-02-24 14:59
1. C9 or FaZe. Both pay big $$$, and communicate in English. 2. 6th man to make it easier to hide the fact that I'm not good enough to be a pro. 3. Support for the same reason.
2021-02-24 14:34
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c9 needs an awper. So ez you can bait your teammates, abuse awp.
2021-02-25 20:32
Cloud 9, I would be earning a lot without having to play well. replace Floppy so he can go to Big I take over awp role so I can awp abuse
2021-02-24 14:35
clown9 play shit and get paid
2021-02-24 14:35
1. Astralis 2. Gla1ve 3. IGL so that way I would destroy astralis sing handled and Liquid would become top 1 !
2021-02-24 14:36
2 replies
they're fifth right now men
2021-02-24 14:39
1 reply
Astralis 94 man roster..?
2021-02-24 23:37
NaVi Oldsters Bringer of the coffee ☕️
2021-02-24 14:37
#16
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Poland Tydan
Furia, maybe Junior? but its so hard to tell
2021-02-24 14:36
mouz, replacing Bymas, would be nice to work with Ropz
2021-02-24 14:38
c9 replacing henry g as general manager
2021-02-24 14:40
1. astralis. even average player can look like top tier player there and i would be picked by c9 later for huge skrilla
2021-02-24 14:41
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Or sit on the bench and earn less skrilla and just enjoy life. At this point you can stop playing CS ever and still earn bank
2021-02-24 23:38
Forze so I can become a millionaire by just playing matches
2021-02-24 14:43
#25
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Sweden Gabzzboi
Fnatic -JW ez major
2021-02-24 14:45
Vitality
2021-02-24 14:46
#27
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Sweden Albikin
1. Astralis or FaZe because I would like to play under karrigan or gla1ve 2. I AWP so -broky -device but device can rifle so would probably be -magisk 3. AWPUR
2021-02-24 14:47
OG / LIQUID / FNATIC ME REPLACE ALL ME PLAY SOLO MB SOME BRAZILIAN GUY
2021-02-24 14:48
I will join NiKo's team and teach him what AssDown means in #FaZeUpAssDown
2021-02-24 14:49
2 replies
If you are an IGL I pray you do keep "ass down" because if that ass goes up Niko knows a thing or 2 about fucking IGLs
2021-02-24 23:40
1 reply
If NiKo is bad, I am his dad
2021-02-25 05:13
1. Mouz 2. AcoR probably 3. Main AWP men))
2021-02-24 14:50
1. BIG 2. k1to 3. second awp or entry
2021-02-24 14:53
#33
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Russia UM4R
1. Navi because favourite team 2. Faze cause i like them a bit and they pay big money
2021-02-24 14:55
1. OG because why not 2. NBK and be better support! 3. support or bait for valde or issaa
2021-02-24 14:58
iBP so I can matchfix my way to billionaire status
2021-02-24 15:05
1. Mibr, cuz they are suck I would fix this 2. Danoco, he is not a good player to be on EU 3. Probably lurker, but i could do everything to make mibr a good team Other option would be Godsent, cuz they have Taco and Felps, i would replace Latto cuz he is overrated and i would be a better option (Sorry for my poorly english, it's from google translator)
2021-02-24 15:18
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Nice one man You're one of the few ignoring money and trying to join your favorite team
2021-02-25 00:09
Once I'm 8 (in 5 years) I'd join faze to replace Coldzera as a rifler
2021-02-24 18:40
#41
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Sweden Nappev
1. What team would it be and why? <NiP or Fnatic because if im good enough i can make my national teams good again, and when im old as fuck but dont want to coach, ill make a farm team like HUNDEN and secure a future for swedish cs. I want to see Swedish csgo be good again. But i think the current NiP has a good future. 2. Who will you replace and why? (Could be 6 man) I would replace Jackinho, or jw i think because I think i can fill those roles without taking so much risk. And i think its whats holding fnatic down, but i could also become a good support bitch like tizian that every other good team needs. 3. What role will you play in that team? Main awp, support, entryfrag. in that order.
2021-02-24 18:45
#42
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Greece knk74
Bokita, will bring them 6 major to go along with 6 copa libertadores BOKITA EL MAS GRANDE
2021-02-24 18:47
#43
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Brazil Monkerino
i'd be Astralis 8th player, role: baiter
2021-02-24 18:47
#44
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Sweden Nappev
1. What team would it be and why? astralis, huge name and ok paycheck. 2. Who will you replace and why? (Could be 6 man) i will be the imaginary 10th man from the 10 man roster. 3. What role will you play in that team? i will play Mirage A site whenever Astralis plays it ;))))))) and collect paychecks while playing fpl with boobski on the bench ( boobski bestfriend)
2021-02-24 18:50
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Social media manager????
2021-02-24 23:26
They don't accept grills in guy teams so none, even then i could only be rifler/entry and situational second awper Too dumb for igl Not a filthy awp abuser to be main sniper Too goldfish memory to be a support
2021-02-24 18:54
1) Furia, real good org with competent people behind the scenes and they're originally from my city 2) IDK 3) Lurker
2021-02-24 18:57
#48
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North America Shehp
Team Liquid not sure but probably stewie10am entry
2021-02-24 18:58
Navi- I will carry s1mple to win a major and will wreck ASTRALIS
2021-02-24 19:00
OG due to being able to get a better insight into how Aleksi calls games. ISSA or 6th man playing in place of either NBK or ISSA depending on the map. supportive rifler/entry and perhaps second awp ct depending on the map.
2021-02-24 19:04
Not even good enough to play a 5 man stack in gold nova, no chance of picking a team
2021-02-24 23:24
4 replies
I think the post is more about role/playstyle than individual skill
2021-02-24 23:31
3 replies
Still requires good enough skill, which I dont have lol
2021-02-24 23:35
2 replies
just pick buber role dude ez money xD
2021-02-24 23:50
1 reply
+1 very true
2021-02-25 20:13
Astralis 6th so that I never have to actually play.
2021-02-24 23:26
Navi
2021-02-24 23:28
Be the 6th man on blink so I can be with god juanflatro and sinnopsyy
2021-02-24 23:30
#58
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China SwooksarV2
Invictus because I get to meet the big boss Wang, and I can meet my league of legends idols. I don't know anyone lol I'll be the entry frag.
2021-02-24 23:31
#60
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Estonia whosmans
which ever team pays the highest coach or data analyst (easiest positions that require no practical skill)
2021-02-24 23:32
#63
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Netherlands PasscaLl
G2 KennyS because the team wont downgrade as much Ill go full sanji mode and drop weapons
2021-02-24 23:36
#64
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United States Masshole
G2 or complexity chill players
2021-02-24 23:37
#68
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Brazil spfcLK
1- LG/SK 2- i would replace fnx 3- fnx role and focus in the game/team
2021-02-24 23:38
Fnatic...... I cant be worse than JW
2021-02-24 23:38
#72
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
astralis as sixth man, easy money :)
2021-02-24 23:39
8 replies
No at this case it's eight man roster 😎
2021-02-25 03:59
7 replies
#107
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
you right, sorry for my mistake. Its hard to remember about bubzkji and... who is the other guy?
2021-02-25 04:01
6 replies
Vester i wonder why they picked him instead of zyphon
2021-02-25 04:03
5 replies
#112
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
i dont know any of those players lol.
2021-02-25 04:19
4 replies
Both are from astralis talent :/
2021-02-25 04:20
3 replies
#114
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
i feel so bad for him, probably will be benched till everyone forgets about him :(
2021-02-25 04:21
2 replies
Vester isn't even good when he is in astralis talent yet they picked him instead of zyphon :/
2021-02-25 04:24
1 reply
#117
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
:( he is probably already forgotten time to go sleep
2021-02-25 04:28
Probaly Astralis. Some peoples have called me Xyp Junior because i kinda look like him if we ask them, and i can't even say no for that because it is kinda true. Then i would probaly be support and follow the steps of the clutchminister, but could also IGL
2021-02-24 23:41
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imagine looking like xyp9x =DD
2021-02-25 00:18
Astralis, replace Dupreeh as entry fragger so I can farm majors for a few years
2021-02-24 23:41
#76
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Brazil VlNl
MIBR no need win and ez 15K
2021-02-24 23:46
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#123
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South America fthata
LeL
2021-02-25 04:52
buber in astralis always bench can met Astralis the dream xD free money btw
2021-02-24 23:48
#78
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Brazil mrn$k
navi to give them a major
2021-02-24 23:48
I would join Astralis as a 6th because I would get free money and would never have to play the game.
2021-02-24 23:48
#81
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Asia dyunman
navi so i can choke more
2021-02-24 23:55
1. FaZe 2. Karrigan 3. IGL. My strats will be Twistzz go kill, Coldzera go clutch. Rush B blyat
2021-02-24 23:58
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#125
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South America fthata
Nice strat Rush B
2021-02-25 04:53
No team, im a noob lv7 player and don't want to get fired in 1 match then getting trashed in hltv
2021-02-25 00:02
1. nordavind 2. tenzki 3. lurker
2021-02-25 00:02
#85
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Latvia CVJMZ
1.FaZe even im not a huge fan of this team 2. -broky +me as a main awp, atleast i dont choke when it matters :p
2021-02-25 00:05
#86
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United States Goob
faze as coach or analyst with robban
2021-02-25 00:09
Navi B1T I can sit on the bench for salary
2021-02-25 00:11
1 reply
navi players get fuck all salary compared to other teams tho
2021-02-25 20:30
#90
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Germany fanok
I would join an Tier 2-3 Team, because it's not the highest level of CS, i wouldn't get replaced instantly. I would like to join as the 6 Player. And i would like to play as the AWPer.
2021-02-25 00:12
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#94
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Kuwait roye
lol expectattions real low, i dont know much about esports, but im pretty sure second tier players are pretty angry because they are good level, they dont get invitations to good tournaments they dont always get what they want from teammates, i mean tier 2 is really strong, like you take top tier teams now, you definately can pick 2-3 teams that will be destroyed by 2nd tier.
2021-02-25 00:14
#91
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Kuwait roye
i would join cloud9 because you can be bot and get good salary perfect fit for me
2021-02-25 00:12
1. NIP, because I'm swedish and I consider them ''my team''. 2. Either plopski or rez (I'm not sure who is actually the weakest out of the two). 3. Support, probably.
2021-02-25 00:12
liquid grim/stew 6 players entry
2021-02-25 00:12
Astralis cause i am trash and would destroy the team device entry fragger
2021-02-25 00:15
#96
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Kuwait roye
i dont even like astralis that much but i would join them because they are complete team if i do atleast minimal tasks we would win few games? not sure what role i would play, id hold plants alone with negev probably.
2021-02-25 00:17
#99
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Finland Lattee
Navi so i can baits for somple or c9 so i get a good salary even loosing
2021-02-25 00:27
I would join G2 as NiKo's bait
2021-02-25 03:46
#102
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North America guimi
north if they didnt leave cs because bad competition and good salary
2021-02-25 03:49
Navi -Flamie +Me They'll threaten to kick me and then I'll become a god and steal paychecks.
2021-02-25 03:57
#105
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Brazil hugoooo
Literally anyone that says Stewie would be pretty realistic.
2021-02-25 04:01
#106
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Brazil afovictor
Botafogo, replace the coach. And slap the face of every MF player.
2021-02-25 04:01
I'd join ViCi so that I can beat Tyloo haha 6th man Site Anchor
2021-02-25 04:05
1 reply
Even a EU Silver can beat Tyloo
2021-02-25 12:48
FaZe -rain +me I will play entry fragger on t side and 2nd awp on ct side and probably play on catwalk or mid/b
2021-02-25 04:06
#111
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Brazil Fusin
1. What team would it be and why? navi 2. Who will you replace and why? (Could be 6 man) s1mple 3. What role will you play in that team? top 1 hltb and major winner
2021-02-25 04:10
Evil Geniuses, replace stanislaw I play entry/bait, let tarik be star player and igl
2021-02-25 04:21
faze, big $ rain on a few maps entry
2021-02-25 04:35
#119
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Russia Kalacia
Spirit, flair checks out 6th man Bench warmer
2021-02-25 04:36
1 reply
7th Dont they already have a Benchwarmer with patsi?
2021-02-25 12:48
1. Vitality 2. Zywoo 3. Team destroyer Just to free Zywoo. The guy desperately needs a better team!
2021-02-25 04:39
#121
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Peru devbot
Navi or Faze because they would pay me without playing. Ez money
2021-02-25 04:39
1 reply
just like astralis does to bubzkji
2021-02-25 12:51
faze ofc 32k/month salary + chill with old legends
2021-02-25 04:50
#126
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United States Swadplan
Cloud9 6th man, and get subbed in on Train and Overpass entryfrag, and hope i get traded, be the economy boy and such. on CT i will play B so I can just sit on site and try and get a couple before dying
2021-02-25 05:12
BIG bc i love tabseN and his HIGH iq. I would be the 6th man. Maybe change with k1to on some maps or sth
2021-02-25 12:47
NIP -nawwk +me
2021-02-25 12:50
FaZe, they don't have a decent coach.
2021-02-25 13:33
Team: Astralis For: Bubzkji/ 6th Role: bench warmer
2021-02-25 20:15
coL taking jks' roles but i actually can run into sites like obo and not bait so it works
2021-02-25 20:19
BIG because its the only german lineup in tier 1 tizian or kito, because the other 3 are better at their role than I could be support/fill in the gaps that exist
2021-02-25 20:21
liquid -stew bc i can do his roles better entry + hype man
2021-02-25 20:27
C9 because i wanted to play in the org since i was a kid I would be the emotional support since all the players deserve their place simp for HenryG
2021-02-25 20:29
6th man on Astralis You can probably learn a lot about team play from them. Which then you can use to become a star player on some other team and get paid very well.
2021-02-25 20:31
#145
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Bosnia and Herzegovina Biske
g2 would love to learn from 2 bosnian stars
2021-02-25 20:32
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