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What's the story behind your in-game/ hltv name?
I was watching cs, and Kioshima, was a unique and cool name. Kio could be a name itself, and shima. My name before watching professional cs was just zero, so I added the shima, and a 1.
zero + shima + 1 = zerosh1ma
I'm not mocking Hiroshima.
Inspiration for this thread was from: hltv.org/forums/threads/2422023/i-r8-you..
I only have a couple of comments since I reached 150 :'(
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Stop mocking Hiroshima wtf
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his name isnt mocking hiroshima mens(( his old name was zero, and he's kioshima fan he said that. Very unfortunate similarity in the name though
blamef = good player
biggest = biggest
fan = fan
wrong word order but cares who???
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Are you the biggest fan of blameF or is blameF the biggest player you are a fan of?
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Biggest fan of the biggest player!
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Ofc, now i feel stupid
self explanatory
I am from Norddeutschland
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northern germany?
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Yeah
Leaf
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ropzfangirl
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makes sense, but are you a girl?
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Yes. Ropz fangirl
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name does indeed check out then
im just an angry medkit
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this pic
imgur.com/a/VoFQwta
my name is jimmy and i am belgium
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makes sense, but your flag? it doesnt make sense.
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half norway
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makes sense, i love norway. do you live there or belgium?
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belgium but i love it in norway, i only have citizenship in belgium
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i hope to take a vacation to norway one day, it looks so nice up there. maybe a week in oslo or something would be cool
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go up north too the fjords are beautiful
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ive always wanted to take a cruise through the fjords, and see the northen lights. i live in the most boring fucking desert wasteland ever. at least i have seen the grand canyon
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haha i saw it when i went to america
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I‘m uncreative af so a friend of mine picked my name.
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It looks like an autogenerated Xbox name
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Could be, I‘ll never know.
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bialyj haha, good name
i think it's quite self explanatory
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good enough
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sad :(
at least he/she is remembered
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he was basically really old, I knew he would die sooner or later, I mean 17 human years is a lot for a cat.
In like summer 2020 he started to pee small amounts when walking, then it got worse and on 1st of October 2021he could only lay on the bed, could not walk, was barely breathing, my mom took him to the vet and the only hope we had is to make him sleep (idk how to name it), if he would wake up in the morning - there's still hope, if not, cat's dead. He didn't wake up.
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that's sad :( at least he lived for one more year after he died initially
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he is my steam profile pic, maybe you saw some thread where people share steam profile pic
cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steamcomm.. that's my profile pic (my cat)
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Born in 2006? wtf?
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wtf 14 years old, i never heard of someone so young!
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nt 80 year old
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im surprised i dont know what show, oh wait
i am the shield that guards the realm of mens))
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:)) thank you for your service
In-game name is Kemicoal which pretty much is Chemical but with a K to make it shorter and with coal instead of cal because its pronounced the same but coal is a sedimentary rock so its cool
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the 1 in it makes it better than just blueberry though
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thats cool, something like Aleksib
Mine is easy, because its facts 😎👏
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true, na definitely underrated
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you just put your head on your keyboard huh
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did you just do it again?
accidental caps?
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cap, you definitely sleeping while typing this rn
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no its 9:01
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1:02 PM
Brasilia Standard Time
Belém (GMT-3)
Time zone in Phoenix, AZ (GMT-7)
Thursday, February 25, 2021, 9:03 AM
its obviously 9:00 everywhere in the world
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My name is Danny
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numbers at the end?
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“Danny” was taken so I added a pattern I could remember in case I change pc’s
it's complicated
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hmmmm. i dont seem to understand
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so many 1's in your name
how is it pronounced?
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oh okay, cool.
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i must've seen that before, i've played xbox since i was 3. there is a possibility
CIS meme "Rojdennie Jdat"
My father got banned so I took up the arms to defend our family name!
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best country
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common wealth :D
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Your last name is shawn, first name M?
You are a potato farmer, so you used the name Shaw, which means “ the parts of a potato plant that appear above the ground”
And NM means “nevermind”, using the potato as an analogy for the fact that you don’t show yourself above ground like the shaw of a potato, and to show the true you, someone needs to know you well
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nt shawn michaels
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I hope you're not feeling gucci anymore
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Because I break out from prisons
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thor's noobmaster69 quote in avengers inspired me to use silvermaster69
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are you the 20HZKing or silvermaster?
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kalcia looks nice
drinking water is good
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+1 reminds me to stay hydrated, ty
Your name made me drink 8 liters of water a day and now I have water poisoning thank you
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They see me roylin
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ill answer a lot more in a couple of hours, this will get bumped
No
I'm swiss and there's a lot of albanian people in Switzerland so I thought I'd try to go undercover and make a joke about it (nothing against swiss albanians tho they're nice)
Also albanian players are the only good players on the swiss scene so we might as well change our flag
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lol, i had cracked minecraft account and my name was 0samaB1nLaden
I bought java now its zerosh1ma thank god
My nickname is where I'm living (Northern Russia)
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Name brother 😎🤝
so you have a penguin?
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Oh i didnt know that
my biology teacher had the voice of a jigglypuff
southern russia?
Story of my in-game name "ezwuo":
In 2015 I found out I accidentally wrote down "ezwuo" on my notes app on my phone and saved it. 2 years later I had still not come up with a good or creative name so I started using it mostly.
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lol, how do you pronounce it?
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"eswoah" i think, something like that
Coming from one of my physical attribute.
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you are a piece of bread?
isqueiro bic = bic lighter
one of the most good device that happens to exist in globalized world
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haha, good one
I was at a CS 1.6 lan tournament with 4 of my mates and was playing relatively well.
At that point, my nick was sort of like Jackz (My name+z) and people were asking who is this guy. Hearing my nick aloud made me feel kinda weird so I had to come up with a new nick and the only thing I could think about at that point was Dota so I just flipped the "a" and the "o" and my nick became DAto and it's stuck ever since.
Thanks for reminding me of the good times OP :))
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og JACKZ?
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Trump lost to a rigged election in 2020 and I believe the karma will hit democrats in 2024 and justice will prevail when he returns.
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it looks and probably sounds cool
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James because its English translation of my name (Jakub). This S might sound like I copy kennyS, and I do copy him, but not the way you think. I copy him in a way that he has S there because it’s first letter of his surname (Schrub). I have this S also because it’s first letter of my surname. That’s why I am JameS. And 19 because I was born on 19th of January, and I wear it as jersey number, I just use it everywhere...
My xbox autogenerated username was OrangeDesert719
And I'm retarded so I stuck with that
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lol, i dont even remember my autogenerated name, but my first name change was "dumberDog757" yikes
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it looks like a shorter version of letn1 = ltn
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I feel like people can relate to really hype moments in CS and in other sports. So for example nearly every regular viewer of the premier league will know the 'AGUEEEEEEROOOO' moment and the hype and emotions around it.
Same goes for CS, even players that came in later than 2016 will have heard stuff like 'HIKO ARE YOU KIDDING ME', 'OH A JUMPING DOUBLE FROM COLD' or Flusha getting stabbed. The energy and emotion around these moments make CS feel really special.
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true, its only my name on HLTV though
Before I created an HLTV account, I kept seeing a lot of names like X_NEVER_BEAT_Y so my dumb ass came up with this shit and now people think my dad actually beats me which is not true((
Main account was 10 yeared so i had to make 200 other alts to make sure that i always can shitpost here 24 hours a day without stopping. This is just the random thing that came into my head
Me
🤡👌👍
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you are not awake? sleep typing? wait till january 2022, then nivera will be top 1
i will wake you up*
my name here is sketchy. sketchy bc when i used to skate all my tricks were sketchy.
my name in steam is Fusk4. Fusk4 bc my name is Lucas and my friends call me fusca (yes, the volkswagen car)
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tru, forgot it
Oh. Such story.
my nick is based on well known fact and that's all i think
I hate anime and I have a soviet fetish. That's why I put weebs in the gulag.
just took a word, and changed how it is for GameZ. I add inh0 or just other random shit like iwnl if GameZ itself is taken
truth
when me and my sister first got into minecraft we had to share 1 account cause it was decently expensive for a mojang account and didn't know if it'd be fun yet so we had to share an account, she wanted some weird name related to one direction but obviously I didn't but she's not really compromising so I suggested food names and they'd be taken. She was taking german in middle school at the time so we did pancake in German then I was using different intervals. Then when we got the game I eventually kept the account and she got her own later on, so all my online friends knew me by my ign and called me different variations of it so it became my online name overtime.
so the rest is history
im bird... thats my story
imgur.com/3fjuzyA
Heidashuai.... I really liked this character
imgur.com/a/rkWExPg
I needed to come up with a PSN in order to play COD4 on PS3, so I brainstormed a name real quick
gt = gran turismo (I played it a shit ton at the time)
maniac I thought sounded good and it fit
mda = my initials (gtmaniac was taken, it was some Georgia Tech fan)
I want East Germany great as in the past.
This is my real first and last name. My parents are big fans of Buck Owens, and Soxely is an Ellis island name. Originally my great grandparents were Soxenschizenschoozenschluzza but the dumb dumbs at E.I. couldn't handle it.
I couldn't make an origin account because all my normal names were taken so after like 40 minutes of trying I just typed in FreeCheesePizza and it worked. So now I pretty much just use this name for every throwaway account I have. BTW I do know what cheese pizza is code for, but It had nothing to do with that when I made it.
The guy who taught me how to play fps games was named King_Viper so I made my name viper_king because I wanted to be as good as him
it's simple I just like to play games mens
google it
I am the captain bro
I had anxiety when I first started playing video games, and I love titties :)
The fact that tabseN is underrated
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who is only? your new alt? kkkkkkk
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kioshima is city in japan
I think the story is very familiar to fellow hltv'ers xD
kinddd
my nickname used to be wayyy different (pedrawn, which is my irl nickname), and one day when i was playing with some murican dudes they told me i was a very kind guy and they have never ever met someone from Brazil as kind as me, and then, joking, they asked me if i could change my nickname to "kind". I agreed with them and changed it, but only "kind" was a little boring, so i added more d's at the end kek
p.s.: "kindo" is a variation from my OG nick
the story is simple: best and funniest twitch streamer.
a guy with a huge heart, the size of the lack of skill in the cs
AKA = king of silvers
It is the middle of the night. I am laying in bed.
All of a sudden I see a bright light, and what appears to be an angel appears in my room!
The angel is a beautiful woman. She stares at me for a few seconds and then takes off her robe.
She is naked. I look down, I am naked too.
She climbs on top of me. We fuck for half an hour. She is screaming with pleasure. Eventually I bust my load in her hair and we stop.
After a few minutes of catching her breath, the angel looks to me and says "You fucked me like a bear, I'm a lucky girl" Hence I become "Luckybear"
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Hltv is pretty self-explanatory
Faceit is: Tori9th ("tori" is short for Victoria and 9th is a character i really liked from Mirai Nikki anime)
> Used to be a brony
> Used to play tournaments
> RD = Rainbow Dash
> Stopped being a brony
> RD = Rifler Dash
> Rifler is the role i played
> I just like the word Dash alot
> EZ name
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why not just Dash? RiflerDash sounds autistic
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Because i like using Dash as sort of a last name. And eventually became an inside joke between me and friends where if i was holding an AWP they'd call me Sniper Dash. if i did a clutch they called me Clutcher Dash ect. Flanking? Flanker Dash,
Well you see, JW is GOAT of CS, with 3 majors under his belt. S0mple on the other hand, is a noob with 0 majors. This is where my name comes from mens.
I make lots of money betting
Moonshine because it's self made booze
27 for my IQ
x because i'm hot
I play VALORANT more than CS so im a ValorantFan.
Hltv name: youtu.be/WPkMUU9tUqk still funny to me
In-game name: youtu.be/-uAZdIJIl8o
I was listening to the Protoculture's remix of Sesto Sento - Run on Green when I created the acc.
it is selfexplanatory I think
I'm just the biggest Vitality fanboy on the earth)))
I was a huge fanboy of OG and G2 in the past, but I no longer have time to watch their matches or to made threads about G2 and OG, and we cant change our username anymore so ...
got banned for baiting or something and i want my account back
Theres an anthem from a soccer club from my city i found funny
Eieieiei is what they sing youtube.com/watch?v=vwOHxj_5BMU
my in english means Texas Ranger- which was a series with Chuck Norris
Everyone thinks of us Liquid fan as toxic, I want to up our reputation mens. My ingame name is hw0l, because howl was taken on every platform, and howl is a cool name))
i was inspired by the other delusional fans ofc))
and i love elige
shox = best clutcher
true = because he is
minister = because people are thinking about someone else but shox is the one
My name is self explanatory.
I'm from Ushuaia, and the city is a few kilometers from the Antartica kjjjjj
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Maybe dumb question but is it cold or hot where you live? When I think of Argentina I think of very hot temperatures but being a few km away from Antarctica makes me doubt myself
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it's cold most of the time on the year, but in the summer it gets more warm and better. Like 18° or 20°
goo.gl/maps/sxxyXvafL27Mv72LA
there it is on the map jaja
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lol
self explanatory !
I got red facial hair and red-ish hair. Easy.
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Who is barbarozza
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German Holy Roman Emperor Frederick I was a popular figure. His appeal only increased after his death, inspiring the legend of red-bearded Barbarossa.
Barbarossa means "red beard" - a name given to him by the Italians due to the reddish tone of his bushy beard. It is assumed that he was born in 1122.
I like anime.
Over a decade ago my friend was very, very excited about a sex exhibition at a local nightclub which they advertised with female strippers and so on, went there to ogle women and came back just after 30 minutes, very angry and disappointed and above all frustrated, and said that there weren't even any women there, just some letkupena ("Hose-Ben") prancing around the pole. Funniest shit I ever saw.
GREEEEEEEEEEN
I liked clannad so I just used that as my name and added _2002 because I like when there are number at the end
my name:
zywoo top 1
s2mple top 2
my ingame name is dexter i have had this since i was 11 or 12 i guess. It was because i loved dexters laboratory and thought that dexter sounds like such a cool name.
aah retardino because it wouldnt let me use masterbaiter as it was taken
winter wyvern (dota hero) + i like japanese art = winter Waifu rn
im muslim living in Poland
my first name and my country.
idk, just remembered about this guy - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Schopenhaue..
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Anime is good.
