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guys tell me the best bio of any HLTV user or even yours and I will rate them.
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Sorry guys I reached 150 comment limit :(.
in this case you guys can rate each others bio
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or U could just PM people
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really nice got me there
6/8
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noway I am gonna read that thesis.
Dude is nuts !
2/8 for efforts
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OK after close inspection and taking an hour to read it,
its good a bit informative but too long so
5/8
mine is average, TheJuan's is interesting, gchjkvn is good too, Jonty's is massive
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lot of bans i see there
but 16-0 pog
5/8
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i am on the edge lol, gotta keep it handy for whenever 16-0 happens
So many bans accrued? How on Earth is that possible from such a nice user?
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copy-pasta's and "useless comment threads" never got banned for insulting a user
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I would never imagine you would get banned for that, friend. :D
Dude, i remember this comment of you saying "i global know what i mm saying 1500 comp bla bla" xaxaxaxa cringe
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First of all, to all the people who will say "git gud" "you are mad cause you suck", i am global elite and have 3000 hours. I know what i am talking about and i speak from 1500 comp games experience.
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XD so funny.
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I don’t know what it means but 8/8
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me pls, men))
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what the fk I see bans only !
4/8
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8 bans gang
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hmmm after revalution I think
8/8
skyrim belongs to the nords
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Nice dream tho
and +1 for NAVI there
lot of bans tho
6/8
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me mens
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lmao very nice
5/8
ok
Mine is pretty bad and generic but yes
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Urartu / 8
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bro wtf your bio
its like reading a book with no prior context.
3/8
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i assume this tho, but lack of context really makes it boring (i know it is refreshing to you).
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A lot of collected comments. It would've been a nice addition if you name-stamped them so we know which users stated what at that time, though I'd imagine the removal is done specifically for anonymity purposes?
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A fair point indeed... I guess you could only add the names to the more recent ones you add if you continue to add them.
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Jonty04l32
If you want to read something long and cringe
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What is cringe about it, if I may ask?
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**My official staff:-**
RTBOP/Mentioned users to check out:-
The amount of time put into a useless HLTV bio
No hate, but its just very weird
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Someone’s enjoys being on the site and posting = weird ???
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I dont think his insane amount of comments are weird, I just think his bio is.
And yea just because you enjoy something dosnt make it less weird
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While Bring on the site he expanded his bio, is it weird that he typed a lot of words and has a lot of links...
people write books... are they weird too because of that?
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yea that ofcourse depends on what you are typing lmao
but after I looked at your profil I understand xdddd
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Why is writing a journal or book not weird but jonty writing In his bio weird?
And why you understand now mens??
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literally just told you,
but I dont care anyway, you are baiting
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I also say that a lot to people lol but no I’m not baiting.
My bio isn’t that long I think, especially if you compare it too jonty’s bio...
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To be honest, I really like your profile. Like you explained to user "Tony_Montana", a profile doesn't need to be long, mine only is because of the amount of time I have spent on it.
Short, sweet and straight to the point is also eye-catching.
Very well, I respect your opinion but I honestly don't see any of that stuff as useless.
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To be honest I don't really keep track of them, I just love interacting with users on HLTV. Over time, they accrue to such an elevated amount I guess...
Personally I don't think that 46k is a lot of comments when you factor into account I've been inactive off of the website for quite some time on more than one occasion.
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Thank you for your rating and I apologise my bio is too long, friend.
Have a good day.
**My official staff:-**
My sidekick: hltv.org/profile/781200/b0bbutttoast
My lawyer: hltv.org/profile/700484/psilent
My witcher: hltv.org/profile/416323/skeleton-sn
My dragon priest: hltv.org/profile/810946/nightcrawlerbrc
My adviser: hltv.org/profile/542302/boldborowcy-bold
My bodyguard: hltv.org/profile/1333227/negoney
My strengths include:-
- Psychology.
- Counter-Strike knowledge/cheat spotting.
- General game knowledge.
- English knowledge.
I want to devote a list to the HLTV Staff for all the amazing work that they do and give out a special shout-out to them. So thank you for all the amazing work that you continue to do to make this website brilliant. :)
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
cringing hard rn
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Again, I don't see how bringing about positivity is cringe-inducing?
Admittedly, the "staff" thing is just more or less a fun thing between users which apparently is not allowed anymore... (!) The strengths is befitted for most users on the website, so I do not see how that is necessarily cringe-inducing.
The HLTV Staff never get enough credit for the work they do for HLTV, so me wishing them well within my profile is only the norm.
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so cringe
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Very well - I respect your opinion. :)
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nice
mine is bestest without a doubt.
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8/8 mens)) you are the Best !
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Thank you brother
mine is best.
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hi buddy !
ok I am not really into quote stuff but you got some nice quotes
so 5/8
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Thank you))
#gemeinsam
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I mean you have barely something in your bio tho
4/8
your stream profile 5/8
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Mine is ok I guess, added some stuff so it’s not empty))
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nice bio was not boring to read so
6/8
What is bio
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Bio SHOCK (video game)
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Your bio is... peculiar, friend.
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Is that good?
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Well it is just profane, I assume copypasta?
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no
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5/8 mens)) nice job there
you are still not close to me check mine
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too simple / 8
Go
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My Tinder bio:
21 years old, gamer, love coffee and dogs <3. (to have something common with 99% of girls)
Gym 💪🏋️💪
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ok your bio is as little as it could be so 2/8
tinder bio too much fake / 8
That weight lifter emoji looked like jesus on the cross at first glance lol
this kinda idiot bio, sorry but anyway
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lol saltynoodles gonna be mad a you
fair tho but too small so
4/8
Rate my bio
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👌 / 8
rate mine pls
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bio OK/8
username 8/8
I would have taken this username but u took it already X(
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oh thats sad
thanks btw
mine
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ok / 8
steam -> cya / 8
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true / 8
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Mariana Cordoba <3 /8
Look at my collection
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Way too many bans, friend.
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1. so?
2. theyre all bans for no reason anyway. corrupt admins
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One or two bans for no reason? Fair enough.
Claiming every single ban you have received to be that of corruption from admins solely? That one is on you.
Be a kinder, more respectful user and maybe troll less and you'll find you won't be as banned as much.
one of the finest collection seen in long time.
5/8
How is your account alive after all those bans?
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Honestly dont know. I dont think any of those bans are longer than 3 days
my bio kinda trash
might need a rework
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I like you bio. :) Short and sweet, straight to the point. Not too complicated or overtly lengthy like mine, just nice and compact.
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ty <3
maybe i will add more people in the future
but i havent been here as long as you
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That's fair enough... A lot of the users in my bio haven't been active on the website for a very long time. :( It also needs a do-over, I check it monthly to ensure the users I have on the profile are still there, they remain as unique as when I added them and hopefully not changed personality to bait/troll everybody.
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"hopefully not changed personality to bait/troll everybody."
yeah some people change on this site and for what reason, idk, but sometimes it's honestly sad seeing someone go from a nice guy/girl to a baiter/troll :'(
very clean bio
so 6/8
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bio - 3/8
to bad HLTV need to fix the issue.
steam ->OWO / 8
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A giant wall of copypasta...?
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youtube.com/watch?v=UMRNfWSwmPo
I figured out that it doesn't have a translation to english, so I did by myself
thought jonty had the longest one,
but yours much boring and long.
2/8
PS: usally u are much far from center than u think u r, in political compass.
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well I never took any test tho, but these are simple facts!
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good bio +1
good name + 1
6/8
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Oki
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Should be 50 comments, friend. Otherwise it was upped to 100.
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Rate mine!
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"You cannot post more than 150 replies per day counter: 39"
Almost as much as my counter...
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I've slowed the pace lately, could be more((
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Ah, fair point. Admittedly, I hit it yesterday but before then I think it was a good fortnight or so before I hit the limit again.
I'd imagine user "ghcnvbkn's" counter to be much more, he hits it everyday almost.
I apologise for only noting that one thing from your profile, I meant to say I like your profile, friend. :D
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Btw I'm not counting when I reach limit multiple times same day that'd be cheating
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No, I don't count that either, as it is the same limit technically. For some reason, though unexplained as of yet, the posts seem to recede over time and after about an hour of hitting it, you can make more posts until you have hit the same limit yet again.
rate mine
hello
idk who has the best but mine is the worst
I like games
r7+1
