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Sweden volvo_making_lot_of_money 
guys tell me the best bio of any HLTV user or even yours and I will rate them.
2021-03-03 13:08
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bump: Sorry guys I reached 150 comment limit :(. in this case you guys can rate each others bio
2021-03-03 13:18
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or U could just PM people
2021-03-03 15:52
Ok
2021-03-03 13:10
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really nice got me there 6/8
2021-03-03 13:11
#3
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Finland eIe
Jonty04l32
2021-03-03 13:10
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noway I am gonna read that thesis. Dude is nuts ! 2/8 for efforts
2021-03-03 13:12
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OK after close inspection and taking an hour to read it, its good a bit informative but too long so 5/8
2021-03-03 14:13
mine is average, TheJuan's is interesting, gchjkvn is good too, Jonty's is massive
2021-03-03 13:11
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lot of bans i see there but 16-0 pog 5/8
2021-03-03 13:13
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i am on the edge lol, gotta keep it handy for whenever 16-0 happens
2021-03-03 13:13
So many bans accrued? How on Earth is that possible from such a nice user?
2021-03-03 15:58
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copy-pasta's and "useless comment threads" never got banned for insulting a user
2021-03-03 15:59
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I would never imagine you would get banned for that, friend. :D
2021-03-03 16:03
Dude, i remember this comment of you saying "i global know what i mm saying 1500 comp bla bla" xaxaxaxa cringe
2021-03-04 16:32
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First of all, to all the people who will say "git gud" "you are mad cause you suck", i am global elite and have 3000 hours. I know what i am talking about and i speak from 1500 comp games experience.
2021-03-04 16:33
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XD so funny.
2021-03-04 16:34
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2021-03-04 16:35
1 reply
I know right?
2021-03-04 16:38
A slap on the hottie, yes baby, thank you! my bio
2021-03-03 13:12
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weired to be honest 4/8
2021-03-03 13:13
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#34
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Brazil HazzyS
2021-03-03 13:27
I don’t know what it means but 8/8
2021-03-03 13:15
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#31
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Brazil HazzyS
Um tapa na gostosa
2021-03-03 13:23
me pls, men))
2021-03-03 13:13
7 replies
what the fk I see bans only ! 4/8
2021-03-03 13:14
4 replies
8 bans gang
2021-03-03 13:15
3 replies
hmmm after revalution I think 8/8
2021-03-03 13:16
loser, i have 10 bans (im the loser)
2021-03-03 13:16
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the more you have, the better
2021-03-03 13:17
#81
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Russia mrPIVO
nice bans
2021-03-03 14:22
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tyty
2021-03-03 14:25
skyrim belongs to the nords
2021-03-03 13:14
ok
2021-03-03 13:15
4 replies
Nice dream tho and +1 for NAVI there lot of bans tho 6/8
2021-03-03 13:17
1 reply
thanks
2021-03-03 13:17
very nice navi logo 7/8
2021-03-03 13:30
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2021-03-03 13:31
me mens
2021-03-03 13:15
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lmao very nice 5/8
2021-03-03 13:16
ok
2021-03-03 13:16
Mine is pretty bad and generic but yes
2021-03-03 13:16
Stop wasting ur time of life BRUH
2021-03-03 13:18
2 replies
0/8 bad bio
2021-03-03 13:31
0/8 no bio
2021-03-03 14:04
#27
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Armenia Yerevan
Ok
2021-03-03 13:20
1 reply
Urartu / 8
2021-03-03 14:04
#28
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Finland Eestu
mens))
2021-03-03 13:21
9 replies
bro wtf your bio its like reading a book with no prior context. 3/8
2021-03-03 14:07
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#70
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Finland Eestu
It's just a nice collection of comments from fellow HLTV users. :) And the reason why there are no names or links to the threads is because some of those threads got 404'd and I think it's a good idea to keep the people who commented private. :)
2021-03-03 14:16
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i assume this tho, but lack of context really makes it boring (i know it is refreshing to you).
2021-03-03 14:18
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#121
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Finland Eestu
True, too bad that I don't have access to some of the original posts anymore otherwise I could've dug up the contexts for these. :D
2021-03-03 16:33
8/8 might do the same thing
2021-03-03 14:41
A lot of collected comments. It would've been a nice addition if you name-stamped them so we know which users stated what at that time, though I'd imagine the removal is done specifically for anonymity purposes?
2021-03-03 16:05
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#123
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Finland Eestu
Yeah that was the reason at first, but later I was thinking about adding the names as well, but sadly I don't have access to some of these threads anymore and I cannot check who said what. :(
2021-03-03 16:39
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A fair point indeed... I guess you could only add the names to the more recent ones you add if you continue to add them.
2021-03-03 16:50
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#126
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Finland Eestu
I could do that from now on! :)
2021-03-03 16:55
#29
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Brazil HazzyS
8/8 mine is pretty good
2021-03-03 13:29
I didnt even know u could make a bio, but ok. :)
2021-03-03 13:24
Mine
2021-03-03 13:24
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#41
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Brazil HazzyS
8/8 check your steam
2021-03-03 13:44
1 reply
Awn <3 thanks mate :D
2021-03-03 15:51
Jonty04l32 If you want to read something long and cringe
2021-03-03 13:32
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#43
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
What is cringe about it, if I may ask?
2021-03-03 13:46
19 replies
**My official staff:-** RTBOP/Mentioned users to check out:- The amount of time put into a useless HLTV bio No hate, but its just very weird
2021-03-03 13:54
9 replies
Someone’s enjoys being on the site and posting = weird ???
2021-03-03 14:18
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I dont think his insane amount of comments are weird, I just think his bio is. And yea just because you enjoy something dosnt make it less weird
2021-03-03 14:19
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While Bring on the site he expanded his bio, is it weird that he typed a lot of words and has a lot of links... people write books... are they weird too because of that?
2021-03-03 14:22
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yea that ofcourse depends on what you are typing lmao but after I looked at your profil I understand xdddd
2021-03-03 14:25
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Why is writing a journal or book not weird but jonty writing In his bio weird? And why you understand now mens??
2021-03-03 14:28
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literally just told you, but I dont care anyway, you are baiting
2021-03-03 14:30
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I also say that a lot to people lol but no I’m not baiting. My bio isn’t that long I think, especially if you compare it too jonty’s bio...
2021-03-03 14:35
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#99
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
To be honest, I really like your profile. Like you explained to user "Tony_Montana", a profile doesn't need to be long, mine only is because of the amount of time I have spent on it. Short, sweet and straight to the point is also eye-catching.
2021-03-03 14:56
#97
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Very well, I respect your opinion but I honestly don't see any of that stuff as useless.
2021-03-03 14:54
#47
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Netherlands PasscaLl
why do you have 46k comments is the real question
2021-03-03 13:59
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#95
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
To be honest I don't really keep track of them, I just love interacting with users on HLTV. Over time, they accrue to such an elevated amount I guess... Personally I don't think that 46k is a lot of comments when you factor into account I've been inactive off of the website for quite some time on more than one occasion.
2021-03-03 14:53
2021-03-03 14:11
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#96
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Thank you for your rating and I apologise my bio is too long, friend. Have a good day.
2021-03-03 14:54
**My official staff:-** My sidekick: hltv.org/profile/781200/b0bbutttoast My lawyer: hltv.org/profile/700484/psilent My witcher: hltv.org/profile/416323/skeleton-sn My dragon priest: hltv.org/profile/810946/nightcrawlerbrc My adviser: hltv.org/profile/542302/boldborowcy-bold My bodyguard: hltv.org/profile/1333227/negoney My strengths include:- - Psychology. - Counter-Strike knowledge/cheat spotting. - General game knowledge. - English knowledge. I want to devote a list to the HLTV Staff for all the amazing work that they do and give out a special shout-out to them. So thank you for all the amazing work that you continue to do to make this website brilliant. :) uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cringing hard rn
2021-03-03 14:24
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Again, I don't see how bringing about positivity is cringe-inducing? Admittedly, the "staff" thing is just more or less a fun thing between users which apparently is not allowed anymore... (!) The strengths is befitted for most users on the website, so I do not see how that is necessarily cringe-inducing. The HLTV Staff never get enough credit for the work they do for HLTV, so me wishing them well within my profile is only the norm.
2021-03-04 16:19
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so cringe
2021-03-04 16:27
2 replies
Very well - I respect your opinion. :)
2021-03-04 16:28
1 reply
nice
2021-03-04 16:31
mine is bestest without a doubt.
2021-03-03 13:33
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8/8 mens)) you are the Best !
2021-03-03 13:57
1 reply
Thank you brother
2021-03-03 14:06
mine is best.
2021-03-03 13:37
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hi buddy ! ok I am not really into quote stuff but you got some nice quotes so 5/8
2021-03-03 13:59
1 reply
Thank you))
2021-03-04 08:40
#gemeinsam
2021-03-03 13:45
rate
2021-03-03 14:00
2 replies
I mean you have barely something in your bio tho 4/8 your stream profile 5/8
2021-03-03 14:02
1 reply
ty man 😎
2021-03-03 14:07
Mine is ok I guess, added some stuff so it’s not empty))
2021-03-03 14:01
1 reply
nice bio was not boring to read so 6/8
2021-03-03 14:03
What is bio
2021-03-03 14:04
7 replies
Bio SHOCK (video game)
2021-03-03 14:07
2 replies
Thanks
2021-03-03 14:07
1 reply
No problemo
2021-03-03 14:10
Your bio is... peculiar, friend.
2021-03-03 16:06
3 replies
Is that good?
2021-03-03 17:07
2 replies
Well it is just profane, I assume copypasta?
2021-03-03 17:48
1 reply
no
2021-03-03 17:48
#55
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Argentina matebad
me pls
2021-03-03 14:05
2 replies
5/8 mens)) nice job there you are still not close to me check mine
2021-03-03 14:08
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#90
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Argentina matebad
yeah, yours is great mate
2021-03-03 14:31
#56
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Portugal H3NR
Lezgo :D
2021-03-03 14:05
1 reply
too simple / 8
2021-03-03 14:10
Go
2021-03-03 14:12
2 replies
was a bit funny tho 5/8
2021-03-03 14:19
1 reply
Sad story
2021-03-03 14:20
My Tinder bio: 21 years old, gamer, love coffee and dogs <3. (to have something common with 99% of girls) Gym 💪🏋️💪
2021-03-03 14:15
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ok your bio is as little as it could be so 2/8 tinder bio too much fake / 8
2021-03-03 14:20
That weight lifter emoji looked like jesus on the cross at first glance lol
2021-03-03 14:21
this kinda idiot bio, sorry but anyway
2021-03-03 14:21
#69
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Germany Droidd
Ok
2021-03-03 14:14
1 reply
lol saltynoodles gonna be mad a you fair tho but too small so 4/8
2021-03-03 14:22
Rate my bio
2021-03-03 14:19
1 reply
👌 / 8
2021-03-04 08:28
rate mine pls
2021-03-03 14:19
2 replies
bio OK/8 username 8/8 I would have taken this username but u took it already X(
2021-03-04 08:13
1 reply
oh thats sad thanks btw
2021-03-04 14:32
mine
2021-03-03 14:25
1 reply
ok / 8 steam -> cya / 8
2021-03-04 08:15
#91
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Turkey TheKaiser
9/8
2021-03-03 14:32
3 replies
#103
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Reunion Esquinox
quality meme
2021-03-03 15:54
1 reply
#112
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Turkey TheKaiser
thx
2021-03-03 16:08
true / 8
2021-03-04 08:26
#94
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United States E_40
r8
2021-03-03 14:43
1 reply
Mariana Cordoba <3 /8
2021-03-04 08:15
Look at my collection
2021-03-03 14:55
7 replies
#102
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Reunion Esquinox
nice ones
2021-03-03 15:53
Way too many bans, friend.
2021-03-03 16:15
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1. so? 2. theyre all bans for no reason anyway. corrupt admins
2021-03-03 16:54
1 reply
One or two bans for no reason? Fair enough. Claiming every single ban you have received to be that of corruption from admins solely? That one is on you. Be a kinder, more respectful user and maybe troll less and you'll find you won't be as banned as much.
2021-03-03 17:03
one of the finest collection seen in long time. 5/8
2021-03-04 08:26
How is your account alive after all those bans?
2021-03-04 16:23
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Honestly dont know. I dont think any of those bans are longer than 3 days
2021-03-04 21:15
my bio kinda trash might need a rework
2021-03-03 15:56
5 replies
I like you bio. :) Short and sweet, straight to the point. Not too complicated or overtly lengthy like mine, just nice and compact.
2021-03-03 16:07
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ty <3 maybe i will add more people in the future but i havent been here as long as you
2021-03-03 16:09
2 replies
That's fair enough... A lot of the users in my bio haven't been active on the website for a very long time. :( It also needs a do-over, I check it monthly to ensure the users I have on the profile are still there, they remain as unique as when I added them and hopefully not changed personality to bait/troll everybody.
2021-03-03 16:14
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"hopefully not changed personality to bait/troll everybody." yeah some people change on this site and for what reason, idk, but sometimes it's honestly sad seeing someone go from a nice guy/girl to a baiter/troll :'(
2021-03-03 16:25
very clean bio so 6/8
2021-03-04 08:17
#106
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African Union mikecool
me
2021-03-03 15:59
1 reply
bio - 3/8 to bad HLTV need to fix the issue. steam ->OWO / 8
2021-03-04 08:25
5 replies
A giant wall of copypasta...?
2021-03-03 16:15
1 reply
#119
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Russia Skengdo
youtube.com/watch?v=UMRNfWSwmPo I figured out that it doesn't have a translation to english, so I did by myself
2021-03-03 16:19
thought jonty had the longest one, but yours much boring and long. 2/8 PS: usally u are much far from center than u think u r, in political compass.
2021-03-04 08:23
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#143
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Russia Skengdo
that's what test said and this bio is understandable only for cis community so that's why u didn't get it
2021-03-04 12:53
1 reply
well I never took any test tho, but these are simple facts!
2021-03-04 12:54
#115
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Peru TheJuan
ok do it
2021-03-03 16:11
1 reply
good bio +1 good name + 1 6/8
2021-03-04 08:20
#122
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Finland OGx
rate
2021-03-03 16:34
2 replies
RIP /8
2021-03-04 08:20
1 reply
#171
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Finland OGx
love u sweden from sweden
2021-03-04 19:14
#146
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Turkey 69kagan
RATE ME
2021-03-04 14:34
Oki
2021-03-04 14:34
rate me btw how many comments do i need to make a new thread?
2021-03-04 16:13
2 replies
Should be 50 comments, friend. Otherwise it was upped to 100.
2021-03-04 16:20
1 reply
Ah ok, thanks!
2021-03-04 23:33
Rate mine!
2021-03-04 16:19
5 replies
"You cannot post more than 150 replies per day counter: 39" Almost as much as my counter...
2021-03-04 16:22
4 replies
I've slowed the pace lately, could be more((
2021-03-04 16:24
3 replies
Ah, fair point. Admittedly, I hit it yesterday but before then I think it was a good fortnight or so before I hit the limit again. I'd imagine user "ghcnvbkn's" counter to be much more, he hits it everyday almost. I apologise for only noting that one thing from your profile, I meant to say I like your profile, friend. :D
2021-03-04 16:27
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Btw I'm not counting when I reach limit multiple times same day that'd be cheating
2021-03-04 16:29
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No, I don't count that either, as it is the same limit technically. For some reason, though unexplained as of yet, the posts seem to recede over time and after about an hour of hitting it, you can make more posts until you have hit the same limit yet again.
2021-03-04 16:31
rate mine
2021-03-04 16:30
hello
2021-03-04 16:31
idk who has the best but mine is the worst
2021-03-04 16:33
mine is middle of the road mediocre
2021-03-04 16:36
I like games
2021-03-04 16:48
r7+1
2021-03-04 22:04
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