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OCEAN | 
United States KKonian 
Ill start Unhealthy food is my current drug of choice
2021-03-04 10:48
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France is gay
2021-03-04 10:49
9 replies
Flag checks out
2021-03-07 10:30
Nt horizontal french flag no scene
2021-03-07 10:51
6 replies
Still reacher than you
2021-03-07 12:39
5 replies
reacher
2021-03-07 13:41
2 replies
reacher
2021-03-07 18:24
1 reply
Creacher
2021-03-08 00:22
#259
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North America 007DBR9
nice flag checks out moment bro
2021-03-08 00:29
reacher
2021-03-08 00:31
+1
2021-03-07 19:08
fakeflaggers are about to bait cheap shit
2021-03-04 10:50
Aleksib top 3 IGL for sure even after drinking 20 beers in a 200° sauna
2021-03-04 10:55
7 replies
#120
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Finland Veeti777
HAVU Will become tier 1 and top 10 team and xseven and aerial both ez top 20 hltv players. And ofc AleksiGOD top 1 igl.
2021-03-07 08:23
1 reply
#169
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Europe Cirros_V2
Can agree with everything except last one
2021-03-07 12:07
Didn’t know Finns even drink beer
2021-03-08 00:23
4 replies
What'd you think finns usually drink
2021-03-08 01:01
3 replies
Finlandia :) How is Finnish beer ? Never had any
2021-03-08 01:05
2 replies
Should've guessed so, but decided to ask anyways haha In my opinion finnish beer is great, but then again i'm not the biggest connoisseur of beet so wouldn't really be able to compare it to places around the world. It at least is worth trying though if you ever get the chance :D (especially in a sauna after skinny dipping in snow as is customary)
2021-03-08 01:09
1 reply
Only snow I dip goes through the nose mate or yellow snow that one I enjoy too
2021-03-08 01:28
I enjoy tea
2021-03-04 10:50
16 replies
Flag checks outs
2021-03-04 10:51
#9
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United Kingdom BigFoid
+1 and crumpets
2021-03-04 10:52
11 replies
I don't like crumpets very much
2021-03-04 10:54
3 replies
#18
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United Kingdom BigFoid
how dare you
2021-03-04 10:55
2 replies
or tea for that matter
2021-03-04 10:55
1 reply
#28
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United Kingdom BigFoid
thats fair enough tea is overrated
2021-03-04 10:57
#82
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Crumpets are delicious...
2021-03-04 12:56
5 replies
Sorry Jonty, for once I'm going to have to disagree with you!
2021-03-04 16:49
4 replies
Really? What about hot-cross buns or scones?
2021-03-07 12:55
3 replies
Oh yeah I love them, just something about crumpets I can't get behind
2021-03-07 13:45
2 replies
Fair enough. :) Have a good day, friend.
2021-03-07 14:00
1 reply
You too Jonty!
2021-03-07 16:08
Scones are superior!
2021-03-07 10:49
I enjoy more
2021-03-04 15:53
#132
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United Kingdom Aelin
I enjoy tea, also!
2021-03-07 09:03
How very bri‘ish of u
2021-03-08 00:23
idk whats my countrys stereotype on hltv is
2021-03-04 10:50
4 replies
31 March 1991 – 12 November 1995 bang bang bang
2021-03-04 12:57
#88
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Finland Eestu
Toxicity doesn't lose games, bad players do.
2021-03-04 12:57
Your stereotype is saying Yugoslavia was bad and overrated
2021-03-04 15:58
bcko
2021-03-07 16:59
#8
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Denmark AstHerMad
Fuck Sweden, but not really
2021-03-04 10:52
1 reply
Flag checks out hahaha!
2021-03-07 11:32
#10
Rapper | 
United States E_40
dont wear fckn masks
2021-03-04 10:52
1 reply
flag checks out
2021-03-07 18:26
turkey best
2021-03-04 10:53
9 replies
Hello mens))
2021-03-04 11:08
7 replies
HELO MENNNNNNN)))) how you doin bro
2021-03-04 11:28
6 replies
Good my brother, I didn't get to respond to the last big message you send me awhile back as I lost the thread :( But besides that, how are you? :)
2021-03-04 11:34
5 replies
Im happy that you are ok brother. I thought you just ignored me and i was kinda sad about it but im happy to hear this brother.😊 I'm good brother thanks for asking I'm sitting on my chair and surfing on the net 😎
2021-03-04 11:37
4 replies
No bro! I just lost the thread we were speaking in :( Nice! I've got to work so not so good day today, and tommorow :P
2021-03-04 11:51
3 replies
Thats unlucky but its ok bro!😊 ahh good luck with it bro. Im going to work but my school will start next monday so gg for me 😂
2021-03-04 12:06
2 replies
I was sad I couldn't retrieve it anymore. Ah so hows that going? As I noticed school isnt going that well?
2021-03-04 15:57
1 reply
No problemo my brother we good😊😊 I just found a mistype in my upper comment it is "im going to work but" it should've been "im NOT going to work" sorry bro. Unfortunately i suck at school. Probably if i will keep living in turkey i will be kicked in 2 years. For that reason im coming to netherlands. and take my last shot in there.
2021-03-04 16:02
#62
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Europe Cirros_V2
I have some kebabs to sell*
2021-03-04 11:46
i play faceit like it's an official
2021-03-04 10:53
10 replies
I play solo q mm like its an official
2021-03-04 12:54
7 replies
i play retakes like its an official
2021-03-04 16:06
6 replies
I expect nothing less than utter concentration from my teammates.
2021-03-04 16:08
3 replies
bro it's always indians who tell me Gandu banjot when all I'm trying to do is change my gloves lol
2021-03-07 08:35
2 replies
Wdym change ur gloves??
2021-03-07 08:39
1 reply
!ws servers i imagine
2021-03-07 19:30
lmfao I love how the person saying that has an international flag
2021-03-07 08:34
1 reply
Because everyone in the world who plays csgo does retakes like official matches
2021-03-08 02:00
What do u feel whenu see russians in ur team/enemy's team???
2021-03-09 17:47
1 reply
I only q faceit as a 5 man stack so never get russians in my team luckily, because i would tilt if i did. When i get russians in enemy team i instaban mirage to tilt them because thats all russians play and then i pick vertigo for free elo. Works everytime
2021-03-10 10:58
refugees welcome
2021-03-04 10:54
4 replies
cya in hell jermans
2021-03-04 16:09
#227
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Sweden Zyk059
nah bro, thats for me
2021-03-07 18:24
Diversity is important for our culture
2021-03-08 00:25
hahahah nice
2021-03-08 15:33
1 reply
Grüezi
2021-03-04 10:59
Cocaine bestest
2021-03-04 10:54
#19
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Georgia Megobari
Abkhazia is Georgia
2021-03-04 10:55
6 replies
#24
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Ukraine Mykolkaa
That only checks out the fact that you have a brain, not your flag
2021-03-04 10:56
4 replies
#180
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Germany TinoZe
Flag checks out
2021-03-07 12:53
2 replies
#191
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Ukraine Mykolkaa
Brain absence checks out
2021-03-07 13:21
1 reply
#225
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Germany TinoZe
No need to be mad
2021-03-07 18:18
#211
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Russia Sulemona
well done that you are following the thread
2021-03-07 16:11
+1
2021-03-04 11:46
I love beer
2021-03-04 10:55
#22
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Ukraine Mykolkaa
s1mple #1
2021-03-04 10:55
#23
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Ireland IX!
I fucking hate the UK government
2021-03-04 10:56
3.6 roentgen
2021-03-04 10:56
i love belgium <3
2021-03-04 10:57
7 replies
#38
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United Kingdom tardbard
Is that so!
2021-03-04 11:08
2 replies
Nice flag, mate! Now you're Jonty's countryman! Proud of you!
2021-03-07 11:28
1 reply
#188
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United Kingdom tardbard
Thanks! You can do it too! In your settings!
2021-03-07 13:11
I are think this is untrue((( Sorry mens))) But Belgengrapjes)))))
2021-03-04 11:08
3 replies
I know, that was the joke... but disliking someone because they are form a certain countries is almost always dumb nationalism so I still love Belgium mens))
2021-03-04 11:42
2 replies
I like them too mens))) It was a ajoke that it was your joke that it was my joke (wtf)
2021-03-04 11:42
#189
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United Kingdom tardbard
Nice!
2021-03-07 13:12
I am very satisfied and happy with the leadership of my country. Low-crime rates, nice and warm weather, great happiness and HDI indices, great amenities. And well yeah, I love cricket as well :D
2021-03-04 10:58
5 replies
Yaa, No wonder kiwis are ranked top-1 in Human Freedom Index. Btw, who's your fav team n player. Najafgarh nawab was my fav and I liked Team India the phase when they had the Fab four, Great times.
2021-03-07 08:11
4 replies
I support NZ team the most, as well the Classic 2003-2007 Aussie teams. 2011 Msd's India was a treat to watch as well. Chris Cairns, Stephen Fleming, Brendon McCullum, Kane Williamson are some of my favourite players. In general, I like most players from England, India, Australia, and some from West Indies and Sri Lanka as well.
2021-03-07 11:26
3 replies
Cool, will be an exciting WTC final at Lord's. I forgot to mention ABd, imo great player and personality currently along with KW.
2021-03-07 11:47
2 replies
ABD is insane. He's like s1mple, in the sense that he does the most unreal flashy plays :D Yeah, that would be great indeed :)
2021-03-07 12:37
1 reply
Haha, unmatched. Yet, both are cursed at WCs n Majors :(
2021-03-07 12:55
#30
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Poland vexxy77
KURWA.
2021-03-04 10:59
Suka
2021-03-04 10:59
2 replies
fakeflagger?
2021-03-04 12:09
1 reply
No alts and fakeflags on hltv Nt
2021-03-04 12:51
I drink vodka every day
2021-03-04 11:00
1 reply
me too and also i like Putin
2021-03-04 12:09
Most of the time on hltv I am drunk
2021-03-04 11:01
#35
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Brunei ImGucci
I like bionicles
2021-03-04 11:05
wow zywoo is #1 (pls no he's not)
2021-03-04 11:06
7 replies
Suicidez le
2021-03-07 08:47
6 replies
it's true tho devve numba one
2021-03-07 10:16
5 replies
naaah Zywoo numba one
2021-03-07 11:03
4 replies
biased af
2021-03-07 11:23
3 replies
0/8 nt it's not even french people who decided
2021-03-07 11:36
2 replies
you are biased i dont talk about #1 hltv surely he was better this year but goat is device and device is better than zywoo overall, it's just that no lan less wins for astralis
2021-03-07 12:17
1 reply
Aaaah ok. Yeah, Device is one of the best players, he won 4 major and a lot of titles. So yeah, mechanically, zywoo is with no doubt better but device is the best "teammate" ever I think. And with no surprise, the whole french scene and zywoo himself consider device as "the goat".
2021-03-07 12:50
I smoke weed, take pills, snort cocaine. Enough?
2021-03-04 11:07
7 replies
#195
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Russia Thfthf
Arent you voting for pedophiles?
2021-03-07 13:27
5 replies
Sorry what?
2021-03-07 14:53
4 replies
#205
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Russia Thfthf
Fakeflager...
2021-03-07 14:55
3 replies
I'm not a fakeflagger you moron 😂 Did you take krokodil or?
2021-03-07 14:56
2 replies
Making fun of someone for drugging themselves after claiming you smoke weed and snort cocaine is surely ironic.
2021-03-07 18:28
1 reply
I think you should've read the title of the Thread, now start again
2021-03-07 19:00
#276
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North America 007DBR9
flair AND flag check out
2021-03-08 00:47
#41
perk  | 
Finland eIe
Perkele
2021-03-04 11:10
authoritarity is good
2021-03-04 11:12
gas
2021-03-04 11:16
#46
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Bosnia and Herzegovina filipasas
God is a Serb, everyone is a Serb, Croats are Serbs, remove kebab, Bosnia doesn't exist
2021-03-04 11:18
1 reply
don't touch my kebab
2021-03-04 11:35
Pierogi
2021-03-04 11:19
Hans get ze flammenwerfer
2021-03-04 11:19
I'd like some cheese with my joint please
2021-03-04 11:43
2 replies
#269
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Norway TheDEA
Is that a common thing? Do you use the cheese as filter or?
2021-03-08 00:40
1 reply
Honestly now that you mention it this could definitely work!
2021-03-08 12:23
#59
mir | 
Sweden shom
I never make eye contact when I pass anyone on the street, and I always sit alone in public transport.
2021-03-04 11:44
2 replies
#274
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North America 007DBR9
I thought that was more of a finnish stereotype
2021-03-08 00:45
1 reply
#291
mir | 
Sweden shom
Both. Both Finland and Sweden are very similar in that regard.
2021-03-08 08:19
Brexit soo bad
2021-03-04 11:52
HONHONHON Baguette croissant fromage honhonhon Plus ez for zygod the NUMBER1
2021-03-04 11:53
I am fan of ENCE Esports
2021-03-04 11:58
#75
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United Kingdom Triturn
ITS CALLED CRISPS NOT CHIPS
2021-03-04 12:53
6 replies
😡😡😡😡 Take that back or I'll...
2021-03-04 12:55
4 replies
#80
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United Kingdom Triturn
you'll what mate. you wanna fucking go?
2021-03-04 12:55
3 replies
Oi cunt, u know what u getting into?
2021-03-04 12:56
2 replies
#85
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United Kingdom Triturn
imma fuck you up mate, round these parts we don't take kind to strangers y'know
2021-03-04 12:57
1 reply
#275
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North America 007DBR9
round deez endz
2021-03-08 00:45
Gib back gold
2021-03-04 16:13
I am working for Microsoft as a Tech Support Assistant
2021-03-04 12:54
2 replies
I had to laugh hard xD is your name Smith?
2021-03-04 12:58
Hahah flag checks out bro
2021-03-08 00:08
I'm swiss :D
2021-03-04 12:55
smooya top 1 cloud 9 bestest team
2021-03-04 12:56
2 replies
0/8
2021-03-04 15:56
flag checks out
2021-03-07 11:53
Crimea=/=Russia
2021-03-04 12:57
I'm stealing neighbors internet
2021-03-04 12:57
nice pic deer, send photos of you naked please
2021-03-04 13:01
2 replies
#271
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Norway TheDEA
Wow, you guys have changed. It used to be send bob and vagene.
2021-03-08 00:42
#272
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North America 007DBR9
bobs and vagene
2021-03-08 00:42
#93
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Israel KaL1L
Money?
2021-03-04 13:22
Masks, lockdown and social distance are useless covid is most overrated virus in XXI century
2021-03-04 15:55
I use word.exe every day by the name of Michael and for what - that you guys already know.
2021-03-04 15:57
football is the best sport on the planet and no other comes close thorin is a jerk argentines are racistas
2021-03-04 16:00
nation states are overrated
2021-03-04 16:04
I shit on street
2021-03-04 16:04
jebać pis
2021-03-04 16:08
#110
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Germany fanok
Good Cars
2021-03-04 16:11
i respect polish borders
2021-03-04 16:15
#114
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Brazil StarOne
Leaf xiter
2021-03-04 16:19
Check out my flag
2021-03-07 08:19
3 replies
Nice fake flag
2021-03-08 00:09
2 replies
Kunne da sige det samme til dig så, det squ it i orden..
2021-03-09 08:39
1 reply
Hahahah
2021-03-09 17:39
Twistzz top 5 players 2021
2021-03-07 08:21
I don't even believe some of these, but here goes. They're called chips, not crisps. Most aren't even crispy. American Football is moderately entertaining. NA CS isn't dead nope I'm not in denial. USA is the freest nation. (Can barely type it without cracking up lmaooo) I got shot at in middle school.
2021-03-07 08:23
2 replies
+1
2021-03-07 08:29
Last one hits the nail on the head
2021-03-07 11:34
sry, sry for insultes
2021-03-07 08:23
Fuck bri'ish
2021-03-07 08:25
3 replies
#243
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Denmark V1kss
2021-03-07 19:33
2 replies
IRA o>
2021-03-07 19:44
#270
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North America 007DBR9
black and tans is way better
2021-03-08 00:40
I unironically enjoy Snails and Frog legs. usually both are served with a really nice butter, lemon, garlic and parsley sauce called "persillade". The former has the same texture as calamari and a taste of kinda like octopus. the latter tastes and feels like chicken, and is usually lightly fried to give it a crispy quality as well. 10/10 would recommend
2021-03-07 08:28
1 reply
+1111111111111111111
2021-03-07 15:54
Transilvania is ours
2021-03-07 08:30
Actually bored to be considered as a coward country when it's actually not even true.
2021-03-07 08:49
india terrorist nation 😡😡😡
2021-03-07 10:19
basketball
2021-03-07 10:25
smartest in Europe
2021-03-07 10:28
1 reply
#198
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Czech Republic poledne
yeah one minister kicked from slovakia and is ex communist military officer next one was in superstar nad next one was garbex men in japan :D ... yeah we are soooo msart (y) (we are the dumbest in world)
2021-03-07 13:34
I hate people shitting and peeing on streets
2021-03-07 10:32
#139
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Netherlands PaasWaas
Weed, drugs and hoes.
2021-03-07 10:33
1 reply
#267
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North America 007DBR9
weed and drugs, that's insane
2021-03-08 00:36
I like to beat the shit out of America
2021-03-07 10:37
I am nordic
2021-03-07 10:38
1 reply
nt but no flag checks out
2021-03-07 11:52
I go to sauna multiple times in a week.
2021-03-07 10:45
zywoo goat breakfast croissant lunch baguette dinner frog and wine im not gay
2021-03-07 10:47
Trump had good policies, he was just a bad figure
2021-03-07 10:48
1 reply
orange man bad.
2021-03-07 10:55
I give the state of Israel over $1,000,000 daily.
2021-03-07 10:50
Czech
2021-03-07 10:54
Cunt
2021-03-07 10:56
1 reply
#266
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North America 007DBR9
flawless
2021-03-08 00:35
i'm mongol
2021-03-07 11:04
#155
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Russia Skengdo
bear
2021-03-07 11:25
Danish is the smoothest language to listen to...
2021-03-07 11:31
2 replies
I‘m gonna stop you right there
2021-03-07 11:34
1 reply
did I do the job alright? :)
2021-03-07 11:57
My cs inventory is over 30 000$
2021-03-07 11:40
1 reply
Proof?
2021-03-08 00:10
Hello I'm high.
2021-03-07 11:49
#171
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Indonesia dannt
300 years owned by netherlands
2021-03-07 12:19
Ok
2021-03-07 12:21
germany has worse sausages
2021-03-07 12:27
I don't have anything against gay people, BUT...
2021-03-07 12:30
ChrisJ besterest
2021-03-07 12:33
s1mple GOAT
2021-03-07 12:38
BTS is my current drug of choice
2021-03-07 12:56
Kpop is great
2021-03-07 12:57
kurwa
2021-03-07 12:57
fk france
2021-03-07 12:59
I fucking LOVE iskender
2021-03-07 13:04
#190
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Poland Aiko_
Kurwa/pierogi
2021-03-07 13:13
#193
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Finland JmNn1
ez4jimpphat
2021-03-07 13:23
its not called french fries, its belgian fries....
2021-03-07 13:25
#196
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Russia Thfthf
Im sober.
2021-03-07 13:29
great +1 just +1
2021-03-07 13:30
Dacia Duster best car in Europe
2021-03-07 14:01
1 reply
Id rather use my bike than a duster
2021-03-07 16:23
Fnx 6 majors asstrashlis 4
2021-03-07 14:02
I like gold
2021-03-07 16:11
3 replies
#277
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Norway TheDEA
I don't get it. Please explain, I like gold too. Panning is therapeutic
2021-03-08 00:49
2 replies
Portugal took some of Brazil gold way back then.
2021-03-08 09:38
1 reply
#298
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Norway TheDEA
You deserve it
2021-03-08 15:31
Moin
2021-03-07 16:11
#213
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Denmark BadTakes
I'm only low-ranked bc my teammates are garbage
2021-03-07 16:12
#214
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Russia GrafFrost
today ski race was more interesting than manchester and madrid derby will be
2021-03-07 16:13
1 reply
#258
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Norway TheDEA
Trueee.
2021-03-08 00:27
I stole you car while you were making this post
2021-03-07 16:13
8 replies
#265
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North America 007DBR9
fuc
2021-03-08 00:33
#286
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Brazil HazzyS
Thanks you stole my Peugeot shitbox that I can't sell, I'm really thankful Lithuanian men)))))))))
2021-03-08 02:04
2 replies
Well no worries, i sold it for you and i kept that 100 euro, still ez pz profic for me)))
2021-03-09 18:54
1 reply
#313
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Brazil HazzyS
thanks bro
2021-03-09 20:42
#297
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Kuwait roye
and smashed innocent girl with a shovel?
2021-03-08 12:25
3 replies
wrong, you must be Čigonas to be able to do this
2021-03-09 18:26
2 replies
#310
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Kuwait roye
ok then burn some girls in car, lithuania style.
2021-03-09 18:28
1 reply
Shits gettin' serious here
2021-03-09 20:50
#216
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Brazil tNF_
pra gringo é mais caro
2021-03-07 16:20
$_$ (something content related)
2021-03-07 16:21
BNTET BESTEST
2021-03-07 16:25
I will see s1mple after death!
2021-03-07 17:02
England is my city
2021-03-07 17:04
Heil... (Mods don't ban me the word Heil alone is just like an old way to say "hello")
2021-03-07 17:30
2 replies
#264
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North America 007DBR9
so they would say hello schmitler or does it have different meaning depending on context
2021-03-08 00:33
1 reply
it is more a blessing or wishes you heal. In early times it was used as a toast when you drink.
2021-03-08 08:29
#226
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Finland Porro
godallu
2021-03-07 18:23
godJ
2021-03-07 18:27
Poland belongs to germany
2021-03-07 19:03
#234
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Japan no_u
uwu
2021-03-07 19:04
i hate allu (but actually i dont)
2021-03-07 19:05
cr7 goat, fox > s1mple
2021-03-07 19:06
I spinbot in MM
2021-03-07 19:07
1 reply
lol
2021-03-09 09:10
I eat burgers and am fat and dumb
2021-03-07 19:07
2 replies
Hi
2021-03-07 19:32
1 reply
Hello
2021-03-07 19:37
China is the greatest country in the world. Donald trump is a pig. (I'm a "CCP" slave but I don't know that I'm one because I'm one)
2021-03-07 19:32
GuardiaN is the best player of all time and deserved that 2016 HLTV #1 spot.
2021-03-07 19:34
#251
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United States GGtho
If you're homeless then just buy a house duhhhhh?
2021-03-08 00:11
#252
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Hungary syos
We are racist.
2021-03-08 00:16
i'm a fake flagger that didn't know which flag to choose so picked the ugliest one.
2021-03-08 00:21
#260
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Norway TheDEA
I like being outside
2021-03-08 00:29
#261
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North America 007DBR9
I shot a 303 lee enfield at 12 years old and it was the first gun I ever shot
2021-03-08 00:31
My currency is trash
2021-03-08 00:32
Spent 7 figures as an international student.
2021-03-08 00:38
Norway is actually decent tbh
2021-03-08 00:44
c9 just needs more time
2021-03-08 01:36
#284
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Russia Kalacia
gambit and spirit will dominate lan
2021-03-08 02:02
#287
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Brazil HazzyS
never forget 7x1
2021-03-08 02:04
Idk, the easiest one is to say "s1mple > zywoo"
2021-03-08 02:10
Ya ne ponimau po angliski, govorite po russki blya
2021-03-08 02:18
#290
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Ukraine Ojoji
Saying some sh*t about Russia makes my flag check out
2021-03-08 02:23
#293
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Portugal H3NR
Bacalhau.
2021-03-08 08:32
Fjords
2021-03-08 09:43
Elige is polish
2021-03-09 08:45
I drink water out of the tap. Also, take your fucking shoes off.
2021-03-09 09:08
#303
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Georgia no_scene
stalin was gay
2021-03-09 09:10
Koala
2021-03-09 09:45
sorry
2021-03-09 17:42
Paella is good
2021-03-09 18:56
simple is garbage
2021-03-09 21:00
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