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What is the weirdest callout u use/heard?
dildo (B pillar) and optimus (A truck) being mine (both on overpass)
I use dildo too haha
The B pillar I just call it "pillar"
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think that first sentence can be interpreted many ways no cs related lol
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same here
jungle on catwalk on nuke B
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na huye is pretty fun to hear sometimes
"there" for every location
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Dont forget of "here", always has someone in this spot
"Thing" for every spot.
Best for every callout
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volvo on dust2 car at A
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The car is Mercedes Benz w123 tho..
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no from now its volvo don;t argue
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right here we called it Toyota
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haha true
Never heard anyone of us saying that...
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It’s how Europeans interpret/spell a Russian accent. Therefore you saying how they spell it might seem confusing
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If he meant to spell it as 'Dzhahngl', I'd be more amused and out here to agree!
sweden=yungle
ruski=dyzhungla blyat
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Thats hot (no homo)
Apartments(palace on Mirage A plant). I don't know why they call it. Also, some CIS players use meat to say conn on overpass ( probably from Zeus). Huy is pretty weird at first
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Apartments is a popular one. "Apps" is just quicker, I guess.
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I just feel some slight discomfort when they call aps, but they refer to palace. Hard to realize this. For me, I am a slowpoke
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Aps and palace are two opposite ends of the map, so the confusion is understandable, friend. :D
Back in 2015 no one called it “palace”, everyone called it apps as well. Then for some reason people in mm started calling it palace
U can still hear some old pros in FPL call it apps on a site (even s1mple does that)
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sure, but it is just hard to realize this for slowpoke like me
Because people confused it with B Apps, maybe that's why, it's understandable to call it palace nowadays as it looks more like a palace than an apartment
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Its supposed to be a palace in the lore of Mirage right? Some rich dude's place atleast
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Yeah it looks like a palace, more like a castle or a mansion tbf
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overpass con?
What map?
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Ah, so a regular overall call-out then? My best guess is molotov because "phoenix", I guess...
EDIT: Typographical error.
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1 is on cache afaik
I've never heard russian using it
but can agree on polish people
Tbh i have no idea
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Plz stop it’s not mid!!! Some people call outside and ramp mid, so annoying
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Yeah nuke comms are weird
When people call firebox 'triple'
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Yeah, that's an annoying one... especially in crucial moments of the round.
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I don't even play the map anymore now haha. I've moved on to my fav map Vertigo
Wait... What is the problem about calling triple? In my games ppl always understand hahaha (they even call it triple). European stuff I guess
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Triple is triple, firebox is firebox. Calling firebox triple was just a pain in the arse. :D
Would always lose crucial rounds due to the mistake but like you said, it's probably a European thing.
Obviously no disrespect to the user "firebox_is_triple_ffs", a great user. :)
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Wait... where is firebox then? If it is what I'm thinking I call it ninja (boxes behind default) Altough for A site I only use ninja, default and triple, never used firebox I feel
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Yeah, "Firebox" is "ninja", right outside of palace behind bomb-plant. "Triple" is also called "stack" next to "short box" at CT-spawn. Though weirdly, "stack" was also the name of the box next to bomb-plant.
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So people call firebox triple? I call firebox ninja, because triple is the stack of boxes closer to CT spawn. I understand now, I thought that what I called triple was firebox, but if people call ninja (firebox) triple, that is indeed weird
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Yep - that's what I meant. :) As you can imagine, it caused some confusion. :D
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Indeed hahahahah, I understand now :D
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firebox_is_triple_ffs gonna have a field day
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My day is ruined btw. Thanks for this.
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I knew you would come mens))
Im sorry but its firebox mens))
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Name checks out xaxa
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I still call short on Inferno quad, I don't know if anyone understands
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Same here because of 1.6... :D
Short/quad and long/stretch.
quad for us is the area under the shed. short is the pathway...
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+1 same
I used to call the section on top the box underneath the palace balcony on mirage "pigeon".
So, "shadow" and then on the box is "pigeon".
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why
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I just always did it and called it like that because it looks like a pigeonhole.
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reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4f..
been using this since it was posted. reddit seemed such a reliable source
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Me too
I've never heard someone call market as kitchen
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we call it kitchen and market almost the same amount in eu i feel
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pa da, al ne kontaju oni to :D
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Ye guys, i'm still not banned
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Report yourself to Jonathan E!
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To who ? Those nuglet ?
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Nuglet
Slightly larger than a turdlet and much larger than a trinklet, the nuglet is the average piece of fecal matter ejected by the erupting anus. Greatly known for most of the "aromatic" fragrance while shatting, the nuglet is a colorful and sensual component of the dumping process. Watch out though, don't mistake it for smudglet, which is is more gooey predecessor.
Are you talking about this?
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Ye, those blackass ( i meant erupting anus)
Nuke area between silo and mini: africa. Also mirage market being called "kitchen" doesnt make sense but i still do it.
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wtf to me kitchen is that place between b apps and b stairs, never seen someone call market 'kitchen'
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i call tv room b house xd
Lmao I love when you're under pressure fighting 2 enemies, hectic AF and then someone yells a color to point out where someone is.
GRAY, GRAY!!!
- you die
WTF I CALLED, ARE YOU DEAF?
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He obviously meant the green wall
agree lol, but it's useful on train for the blue/green/red trains outside
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gray brown yellow trains inside. Gray for the train beside the bomb train.
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For some reason this place is known as "Moscow" in BR
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an intense 2 minutes research showed that you're correct. It is (allegedly) named after a former squad known as Moscow5
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lmao i think i have problems with nuke and vertigo
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I love this callout, but i stopped using it cause its 10 times easier to say 'ladder'
Asian or AZN (spammable corner on A site Nuke where the second vent used to be)
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I heard Asian a couple of times too, I call it CT vent or 2nd vent
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Ill say 2nd vent then
Chicken on Kitchen mirage b
in brazil, we call "monster" on overpass as "big frog (sapão)"
usually, "underpass" positions are called "rat (rato)"
"popdog" is called "firefighter (bombeiro)"
for some weird reason, people call the "arches" position on Inferno as "NIP" in Brazil as well
when I started playing here in europe I found really weird to call some doors "squeaky", even though it actually makes sense xD
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In Brazil there are lots of funny callouts, like the little space where you can hide by NIP, some people call it PIRU (kkkkkkkk) because of wave, and the other entrance to A site is called XUXA, the rooftop on that same entrance is COGU.
Heaven on B site Train is Gaules.
Car by CT spawn on cache is Toyota in english I belive it's just truck
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praxedes, meio campo do inter?
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NIP is A long, actually and 'arco' is closer to CT spawn rather than closer to NIP (for some reason)
Also,
Long corner = Peru (turkey)
A short = Xuxa
We can be very creative
popdog? is it not topdog?
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it is popdog since 1.6 because there was a train with this name on it back in the day
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when ruskie write “city” instead of CT when they don’t have mics xddd
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I play LEM-supreme
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Ovp:
connector -> underpass
Party -> celebration (real wtf?)
Storage -> Warehouse
Inferno:
CT boost -> flowerboostthing
Arch -> Gate
Nuke:
Dark -> Pit
Hut -> Shed
Tetris -> box stack
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Gate hahahahah :D
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from this list gate is probably the best tbh
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yes!
Not me but I heard some polish guys call hut “chicken shed”
And silo red rock if ur a boomer
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A main= outside on nuke according to random russians
Vagina for that little space between T-spaw and upper mid in dust2
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Lmao
Kekw ive heard palm tree before but not that
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Mexico is very popular, triple on Mirage is understandable as there's 3 boxes on the site so you know what it is, idk why people confuse ninja with firebox
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Huh. I say Vietnam
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because "you shall not pass"
source: reddit and steam forums
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kirkorov on dd2 - long plat
I found him at the local lost and found
Chicken coop
Gay on inferno (trash)
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"close to you" best callout lol.
Albo goose is known as Roman by poles
cumshot for catwalk on a site dust 2
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Kekw
"Fuck, He's so much better than me"
"WOCAO, TAMADE"
"HES SO GAY"
"Wha, wha wtf???"
"Huuuuhhhhhhh???"
"Fuck this game"
I hate it when people add like a few comments before giving any real callouts. But I also do that sometimes soo eh.
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ahaha same thing happened with fallen, he is colorblind too
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yeah, pretty cool, have a look at it youtube.com/watch?v=ONSQf2IOb_8
"which one is the green?" lol
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im blanking out
i had a good joke
Took a brief look pol polish callouts and D2 is full of lmaos:
- Advertisment (car long, seems like 1.6 flashbacks)
- Titanic (t side to B)
- Gallery (short)
- Anarchy (inside long double doors)
- Palm (top mid)
- Mortuary (lower + upper tunnel)
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Interesting. We do say Palm Tree here in NA
"Judenecke" For Everyspot that is hard to clear
peru (d**k) in inferno for the corner in long
so basicaly theres a brazilian csgo streamer and he is known for his rages while he's teaching a bunch of kids
and he was playing a cs go game with 4 of his kids and when he died he said "HEY PERU, GET OUT OF THE LONG CORNER!!!" and some people started to call the corner in long peru
peru was the name one of his kids btw, i didn't make it clear
and the guy was a cs go teacher/professor, and by kids i mean "students" but i don't think this is the right word
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Thats pretty good
The best IGL in the world hahahaha ironic*
peru = the animal called turkey
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"bro you saw him"
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"bro you saw him"
me who has no idea where the fuck he is - "what the fuck where"
"thereeeee"
Back when me and my friend first started playing inferno we didnt know the callout for Pool on B site so we just called it HObbit because of the "same angle" clip and then the corner on banana where you can see if they jump onto logs we called Dev1ce because he always holds that corner aha
B pillar is called here "redondo" = "round"
A shadow on mirage is called "areia" = "sand", I don't have any idea why they call it "areia" tho...
I use the classic "wo diao ni ma de" instead of giving useful info when I get tilted (which is rare)
I misheard "PopDog" on train as "TopDog", so I used that callout until an English speaking player corrected me
I've heard optimus for the truck at A site a lot of times.
Never heard a weird callout for a known position. I've heard dildo once or twice, some people called that part in inferno where u crutch "rathole" but I think that's normal overall.
There was this one guy who whenever he didn't know where people were would say "They're at clitoris" as we couldn't find them. It was funny, I started doing it then I forgot and now I remembered so I'll start doing it again.
"Uss Kone Pe" An hindi adaption I use for telling that the player's there.
I refer to a lot of spots as "Bitch spot" and everybody gets it.
Only noobs play in bitch spots.
launders says "Turnpike" for the room between hell and ramp on nuke
inferno B first and second boxes " first oranges and second oranges "
