Think that hltv was a smart site
stole a bunch of random shit for the kicks
got in a fuckton of pointless fights
broke fancy church windows with rocks
my edgy teen days were the cringiest
these days i just chill all the time
I heard some people put their milk before cereal so I took all my courage and tried it.
Now I'm homeless and blocked by my parents everywhere but at least I tried it.
crossed the street without looking left or right
bet on vp game
quit school at young age
Swiming at -30C probably. I got out of the water and couldnt feel my hands, scared a bit how Im gonna dress up but soon feelings returned and I went back to my home.
Broke my arm
Fell through frozen lake
Almost died in a graveyard
thought this was gonna be a "craziest thing u have ever seen" but i guess i have nothing to say then
I let my gf give me a bj in the cinema
During a premiere of Up
Yes the disney movie. Theater was full of kids
Energy shutdown. Emergency lights on. Hiding my dick with a bag of doritos
Freaking down thinking police is coming or some shit
Energy up, all dark. Movie restart
Ok thats the only interesting thing that happened in 31 years of pathetic life
I switched the side I lay on in my bed
Dating mentally unstable girls
Don’t do that shit sex is not worth it
take two drops of lsd in liquid, i lost the direction of my life from 10pm until 8am.
at the end of the year, at Guarda do Enbau beach
I once shit my pants at school (before the start of the afternoon classes), but I didn't want to admit it out of shame. Final result: I was with the poop in my pants for the rest of the class, probably stinking too
(we have 4 hours of classes in the afternoon, before covid of course)
I jumped from a 20 meters building into the snow. 2 full seconds of falling.
Tried coffee in the morning. It was 2 years ago.
shitting myself in the 3rd grade
Got a GF... not worth it.. struggling for 11 years in a healthy relationship...
nothing crazy enough yet, so im thinking of going abroad and be homeless for a month in the summer
I was in the 6th year of school, I only had 20 minutes to play the signal for the exit and it gave me a lot of diarrhea, I shit and didn't have toilet paper to clean myself and I still had to take the school bus to go home and I came back sleeping all the trip so that no one would realize that I smelled like shit
all in on faze beat c9 win major final
During one school holidays we spent loads of time in an old hospital that had been closed for a couple of years and they were planning what to do with it (it was completely empty).
We would break in and fuck around with stuff they left behind.
One afternoon we decided to start a ‘campfire’ to cook marshmallows and shit on instead the building and ended up burning a whole ward down.
We got out straight away but they were slow to respond because all the fire alarms and electric was disconnected and by time they arrived all they could do was stop it spreading to the other side of hospital.
They ended up knocking it all down instead of renovating becuase of the damage.
i fought often with cops at first may
I once put a milk into my tea
actually prayed to god once in a dangerous situation.
Not really crazy but i used to just say routinely that i had a doctors appointment/music lesson/orthodontist appointment then fabricate messages and emails from my mother so that i could get out of afternoon lessons and go home 3/4 hours early from school. I didn't overdo it that much so it worked for about 1/2 years. I didn't get caught but realized that i kinda had to go and learn some shit or i would fall behind
jumped over the fence into a music festival
i beat millions of other people in a race when i was -3/4 years old
drove bad quality car at 200km/h also at 120km in forest when i was kid, i jumped from/over car to save my own life because someone was speeding and was kinda accidental situation, i escaped cops few times, i also rate that crazy thing i done was practice some sports at high level, for example i was bad at sports i became semi pro from age 20 to 30, 10 years for fun grinding made me close to bad level professional thats crazy in my book because i was terrible at those sports
Destroyed someones car as a kid, we broke the windshield with a brick, tear of both mirrors and broke front lights. It was in the town outskirts with no cameras or people nearby.
We organized naked runs in the middle of nowhere for like 5 people.
Almost overdosed drugs and were in hospital, it's most stupid thing I did in my life and since then I never took drugs other than alcohol and mj
Wasn't me, but during the summer when I was around 10, I and my brother flew to Puerto Rico to visit some of my family that was there. One day, my grandfather went inside a slaughterhouse (he works at a meat market) and I and my brother were waiting in the car. My brother saw a hornet's nest a few feet from the car hanging on a tree and thought of a great idea. A few minutes later he throws a rock at it and it lands directly inside of it. He then proceeds to run back into the car and piss off the hornets so much that they start surrounding the car. They got so aggressive that they started tapping on the windows with their stingers. I and my brother were terrified and one of them somehow gets inside. My brother then tells me we have to start running and I open the door and become the new Usain Bolt. The Hornets stung us so many times that we were sent to the hospital.
- forced kid to rob store
- tried to steal from my dealer (very bad idea)
- eating/drinking 300 grams of kratom powder and stabbing myself with knife
Made fire in the woods when I was 14 or something
idk cheated death like 3 times now.
feeling invincible these days.
Once a friend of mine and I were in Jerusalem and in the late evening found a way up on the Old City Wall. We decided to follow the wall all the way around, but quickly found that there were fences and barbed wire when you passed from one part to the next (sharply divided between jewish and arab sectors).
We climbed the first couple of fences and got pretty far, until we found a spot that was impossible to pass. We got pretty far, before we made our way back.
In hindsight at was really stupid. We could have been arrested or even shot.
idk, 14 yo, past 2-3 years - no life, only playing vidya
can't think of anything
but maybe soon I'll do some stupid shit as I'm developing a normaln life in the recent days and actually started to go outside and meet with friends
5 people (two were my age, three a little below) threw a big firecracker in the dumbster in front of my house. Scared the sh*t out of me as I was listening Dropkick Murphys - Johny I hardly knew ya. So you can guess how I, well-fit by then, go outside, search for them and scream onto 5 people's faces: "who the f**k from you threw that?!"
They got scared sh*tless - 5 people from a single person. Five people from a Sport school nearby - all fit. One started mumbling: "it wasn't us...", the other, at the same time: "there is mistake..." - but like with the guilty tone of "don't beat us". I screamed: "Don't you ever fu**ing do that again!" and walked away slowly.
Why do I choose this situ? Recently I was robbed by two punks (age of 18-19, as I was 23), who were wet-fit (unlike me nowadays) and didn't carry any weapon - as far as I believe. When they approached me I was scared sh*tless. Now, since a long time, I am living with neurosis - currently under self-treatment - during which period they caught me, but the shame, that before I forced 5 people to step down, while today 2 made me feel like wasted trash, really hit me hard in the dignity.
i talked shit to Jon E.
he beat me up real bad.
I drank codeine in school, I had it in a mickey mouse cup with a straw I stole from my little brother
riding bikes with friend 100km/ph (not most of the time but that was top speed) while drunk at night without any protection
stupid I know but it was a lot of fun, gave me a rush like nothing else, I was 16 I think.
Also running from the police and other not so good stuff. Wouldn't do these things again but kinda glad I did without getting caught or hurt
snapped my ankle on some stairs here the other day
Running across the street when I was 2. If it weren't for my mom yanking on my hood, I would have been run over by a truck.
Nothing too crazy. In 9th grade we had to leave science class to do some running and measure our pulse rate when doing exercise, since me and my friend were the first to leave the classroom I thought we had plenty of time left, so I went to the cafeteria and grab a snack. It seemed I took too long in there and the teacher got extremely pissed off once I returned. Entering the classroom while chewing didn't help either.
me and my bestfriend at the time "broke" into our school in our last year there and when we went to the teachers lounge we legit found alcohol in the fridge which was some low-quality champagne, some cider and some other Norwegian beers, then we put all of it into my friends bag then we put out on snapchat that we were going to sell it and later did so, dont remember how much we sold it for since this was like in early-mid 2019 but we split it 50/50. We were like 15-16 at the time. Not as crazy as the others here but I have boring life so.
Vaped for the first time while in a hotel with my boys for a high school marching band competition :D
in our city there is a part of the metro that goes above some lake. it is in this massive tube that is around 20 meters above the water and we climbed that shit B)
Drank my own piss (only a little)
I went to mitings....................against Putin......................do u want to know what now ?
I've done many crazy things in my life I think. I remember one time I fell from like 3 meters or so when I was jumping in a elastic bed in the middle of the night outside (lol) and I hit my neck, and in that moment I noticed that I couldn't move at all, as if I was sleeping but with my eyes open. I layed down in the ground for about 15 minutes in the middle of the darkness and when I regained my mobility I stood up and I was like wtf, and I didn't feel any pain in my neck. It was pure luck I guess.
Licking pussy of a woman with period. Was too drunk to care.