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Craziest thing you ever done
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Brazil puppylol 
title i personally don't have a crazy life tbh
2021-04-10 14:09
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Think that hltv was a smart site
2021-04-10 14:10
1 reply
+1
2021-04-10 15:06
#2
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Russia Syonamaru
Bet on navi
2021-04-10 14:11
4 replies
+1 heart attac
2021-04-10 15:07
#80
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Europe marekkingx
+1
2021-04-10 16:05
+1 uff.. that always give me earth attack
2021-04-10 19:05
+1 dude... why the hell can't they be consistent for like 1 tourney...
2021-04-12 02:57
stole a bunch of random shit for the kicks got in a fuckton of pointless fights broke fancy church windows with rocks my edgy teen days were the cringiest these days i just chill all the time
2021-04-10 14:12
12 replies
why break church windows wtf
2021-04-10 15:07
11 replies
i discovered atheism at age 14 which made me think i was better than everyone else and i loved showing it off constantly
2021-04-10 15:09
10 replies
cringe
2021-04-10 15:09
5 replies
yep this is why i became the cringe police to prevent others from suffering this fate
2021-04-10 15:11
4 replies
pretty sensible development +1 rep thanks for your service, officer
2021-04-10 15:53
i wasn't that crazy in my teens but i also was pretty wild so i can relate. Worst thing about that is your inner cringe police becomes too strong and you constantly remember your old actions that only you remember and cringe at yourself.
2021-04-10 19:17
But still you're a fan of fat koks lol
2021-04-11 19:18
#181
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Switzerland Titan))
well grown up sir
2021-04-12 01:40
Its called neurosis :D get a shrink asap
2021-04-10 21:52
3 replies
this was 12 years ago men
2021-04-10 21:53
2 replies
Neurosis rarely knows age. In fact it develops further and further throughout the years. I was just joking - it might just be how your childhood went through, but if you are still on this site, then shrink is always welcomed XD
2021-04-10 21:55
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men ive been here on various alts since 2015 the amount of baiting i have done could make me a brain bodybuilder my iq is out of this world a shrink would never be able to comprehend it
2021-04-10 21:59
I heard some people put their milk before cereal so I took all my courage and tried it. Now I'm homeless and blocked by my parents everywhere but at least I tried it. You?
2021-04-10 14:11
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my life is boring as fuck, so i don't have any story(((
2021-04-10 14:14
crossed the street without looking left or right bet on vp game quit school at young age
2021-04-10 14:14
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i feel u men i lost like 20 sand dunes on vp in the csgolounge days my life has never been the same
2021-04-10 14:20
#10
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Russia Thfthf
Swiming at -30C probably. I got out of the water and couldnt feel my hands, scared a bit how Im gonna dress up but soon feelings returned and I went back to my home.
2021-04-10 14:16
6 replies
Only in Russia XD
2021-04-10 15:05
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#44
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Russia Thfthf
I wasnt even drunk )
2021-04-10 15:19
flag checks out lmao did you stay for more than a couple seconds?
2021-04-10 19:18
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#140
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Russia Thfthf
That was my first experience of cold water hardening, I was going there every two days, so actually yes I plunged twice for about 10sec. Later I could stay in an icy water for 5 min.
2021-04-11 01:22
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thats fucking incredible
2021-04-11 19:16
Strong! Respect.
2021-04-10 21:53
Broke my arm Fell through frozen lake Almost died in a graveyard
2021-04-10 14:19
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ye mens)), next time better go pit, ez afterplant trust))
2021-04-10 15:24
Unless you broke your arm doing stupid stuff, how's it crazy? I broke it 4 times FeelsBadMan
2021-04-10 15:32
thought this was gonna be a "craziest thing u have ever seen" but i guess i have nothing to say then
2021-04-10 14:47
3 replies
What crazy thing have you seen?
2021-04-10 14:48
2 replies
man i seen too much. if it was what OP asked for, i would have answered
2021-04-10 15:59
1 reply
What crazy thing have you seen?
2021-04-10 16:04
I let my gf give me a bj in the cinema During a premiere of Up Yes the disney movie. Theater was full of kids Energy shutdown. Emergency lights on. Hiding my dick with a bag of doritos Freaking down thinking police is coming or some shit Energy up, all dark. Movie restart Ok thats the only interesting thing that happened in 31 years of pathetic life
2021-04-10 14:56
11 replies
then go and do something stupid wtf are u waiting for
2021-04-10 15:06
1 reply
I'm tired
2021-04-10 15:13
And then you woke up
2021-04-10 15:06
3 replies
its not that unbelievable tbh
2021-04-10 15:12
2 replies
With kids in the cinema wtf.
2021-04-10 15:24
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That's the "crazy" part or i wouldnt even post it
2021-04-10 15:31
And then everyone applauded
2021-04-10 15:07
I let my gf give me a bj in the cinema Whats crazy here? I mean if u go to cinema with ur girl bj or hj is a 100% thing, its like a part of a movie with girl. Oops sorry didnt read that it was on premier of up movie. Ok that is kinda fun now xD
2021-04-10 15:17
2 replies
nice one
2021-04-10 15:18
Yes, cinemas were our sexy stuff paid rooms, since we were 17-18yo Only once we stopped our things to watch the movie, that we chose at random because it didn't matter, it was the Hungover. Good shit.
2021-04-10 15:20
r/thingsthatdidnthappen
2021-04-11 00:40
I switched the side I lay on in my bed
2021-04-10 15:04
started betting
2021-04-10 15:07
Dating mentally unstable girls Don’t do that shit sex is not worth it
2021-04-10 15:08
2 replies
I nearly did but then changed my mind luckily
2021-04-10 15:21
for these girls the tactic is, hit and run
2021-04-10 15:24
take two drops of lsd in liquid, i lost the direction of my life from 10pm until 8am. at the end of the year, at Guarda do Enbau beach
2021-04-10 15:09
6 replies
ok deercherado fan clearly drugged
2021-04-10 15:12
1 reply
who suffers? the family
2021-04-10 15:18
How much ug
2021-04-10 21:48
1 reply
175ug each one
2021-04-11 05:14
o chat é reflexo do streamer confirmed
2021-04-11 02:44
1 reply
+1 lmao
2021-04-11 17:55
Shit my pants once
2021-04-10 15:14
2 replies
#38
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
similar story, #37
2021-04-10 15:16
+1
2021-04-10 15:16
became hltv user
2021-04-10 15:15
#37
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
I once shit my pants at school (before the start of the afternoon classes), but I didn't want to admit it out of shame. Final result: I was with the poop in my pants for the rest of the class, probably stinking too (we have 4 hours of classes in the afternoon, before covid of course)
2021-04-10 15:16
8 replies
Which age?
2021-04-10 15:22
7 replies
#53
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
i think i was at 5th grade, if im not mistaken 11yo
2021-04-10 15:24
6 replies
It's fine men))
2021-04-10 15:31
5 replies
#62
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
thanks ^^ also wtf #16
2021-04-10 15:32
4 replies
Horny teenagers amirite
2021-04-10 15:35
1 reply
#66
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
makes sense
2021-04-10 15:38
It's funny because it looks like I'm boasting or some shit But i had so many failures in my twenties Going to carnival parties and not even getting a kiss Being rejected in a truth or dare circle full of high girls Saying virgin shit first time I went to bars with university new colleagues But it was a "crazy" thread and people didn't believe(((
2021-04-10 15:39
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#71
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
sad ! but tbh i think going to carnival parties and not getting a kiss is normal, the rest of those i dont really know but being rejected in a truth or dare circle must have been a terrible feeling
2021-04-10 15:42
#42
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World DolphinfK
I jumped from a 20 meters building into the snow. 2 full seconds of falling.
2021-04-10 15:19
3 replies
Did you die?
2021-04-10 15:21
2 replies
#72
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
23 minutes no response, RIP
2021-04-10 15:44
1 reply
F
2021-04-10 16:30
Tried coffee in the morning. It was 2 years ago.
2021-04-10 15:19
shitting myself in the 3rd grade
2021-04-10 15:20
Probably cocaine
2021-04-10 15:25
Got a GF... not worth it.. struggling for 11 years in a healthy relationship...
2021-04-10 15:30
1 reply
Rofl Congrats men
2021-04-10 15:33
Being born
2021-04-10 15:36
2 replies
#75
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Turkey ZaTaa
+1
2021-04-10 15:49
+1
2021-04-12 02:51
#68
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Finland Tusku
nothing crazy enough yet, so im thinking of going abroad and be homeless for a month in the summer
2021-04-10 15:39
1 reply
depends where
2021-04-11 19:23
I was in the 6th year of school, I only had 20 minutes to play the signal for the exit and it gave me a lot of diarrhea, I shit and didn't have toilet paper to clean myself and I still had to take the school bus to go home and I came back sleeping all the trip so that no one would realize that I smelled like shit
2021-04-10 15:40
all in on faze beat c9 win major final
2021-04-10 15:41
1 reply
LMAO
2021-04-11 00:40
During one school holidays we spent loads of time in an old hospital that had been closed for a couple of years and they were planning what to do with it (it was completely empty). We would break in and fuck around with stuff they left behind. One afternoon we decided to start a ‘campfire’ to cook marshmallows and shit on instead the building and ended up burning a whole ward down. We got out straight away but they were slow to respond because all the fire alarms and electric was disconnected and by time they arrived all they could do was stop it spreading to the other side of hospital. They ended up knocking it all down instead of renovating becuase of the damage.
2021-04-10 15:44
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lmao what a tard
2021-04-10 19:10
i fought often with cops at first may
2021-04-10 15:45
1 reply
i dont think hltv mods are "cops"
2021-04-10 15:55
Cycling down the stairs and escalators on a metro station here in Copenhagen. It was fun, but in hindsight it was a silly risk just for kicks. This escalator: c8.alamy.com/comp/T62PP9/kongens-nytorv-.. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1.. Also, bought my apartment without doing much research just because I was tired of hunting for a place to rent. Worked out well, but it could have been a costly mistake.
2021-04-10 16:10
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the fact that i would be more afraid of the second case is proof that im a boomer feels bad
2021-04-10 18:56
I once put a milk into my tea
2021-04-10 17:26
3 replies
British people want to know your location
2021-04-10 18:54
who doesn't?
2021-04-10 19:09
1 reply
I like tea and milk but together.... British people.
2021-04-10 20:32
actually prayed to god once in a dangerous situation.
2021-04-10 18:58
24 replies
most ineffective thing to do
2021-04-10 18:59
23 replies
i survived. probably cause it made me calmer, not because of superpowers... but for me it's crazy cause i always feel that religion is so pointless and made up, but actually used it irl voluntarily. edit: maybe it's not crazy as in "impressive", but rather "insane" or "unexpected", "unusual"
2021-04-10 19:04
22 replies
would it bother you if i ask what was the dangerous situation?
2021-04-10 19:04
21 replies
#95
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
+1 i also want to know
2021-04-10 19:14
19 replies
long reply but #102 it has TLDR tho and pics :)
2021-04-10 20:25
18 replies
big f
2021-04-10 20:26
4 replies
#113 maybe its because i have four gyazo links in it?
2021-04-10 21:44
3 replies
probably maybe do a really short tldr version?
2021-04-11 01:57
2 replies
ok ill get back to you soon!
2021-04-12 00:50
edit, people can see #102 now it seems, so if you want you can read it, or just tldr and images. but let me know if it doesnt work. the big text was also just nice for me to reminisce :D
2021-04-12 01:06
#110
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
there is no #102 for me m8, if im not mistaken big comments are hidden for some time
2021-04-10 20:32
12 replies
not even when you click the link to it here? hltv.org/forums/threads/2442223/craziest.. i still have a copy tho cause for me it shows up, what can i do?
2021-04-10 21:43
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#131
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
no, nothing sometimes this happens, i think its because of how big the message is, one time it also happen with me, here: hltv.org/forums/threads/2427960/add-one-..
2021-04-10 22:29
10 replies
so can you read the reply from my link? i hope :) cause i can see yours
2021-04-10 23:31
9 replies
#135
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
no i cant, my comment was invisible for a long time before appearing, yours still invisible
2021-04-10 23:32
8 replies
ok i will get back to you guys soon
2021-04-12 00:50
7 replies
#168
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
ok i can see your reply now, thanks and indeed it is caused when your comment is too big
2021-04-12 00:51
6 replies
so wait you can see the long one now? this is so buggy wtf or you only see half of it?
2021-04-12 00:53
5 replies
#171
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
i can see all of it i think HLTV manually moderate long comments, or maybe a bot, idk. Probably to prevent really big copypastas
2021-04-12 00:57
4 replies
okay unlucky man, but you can read the tldr i guess and the pictures :D no one else gonna see it now tho :(
2021-04-12 00:58
3 replies
#174
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
sad :( but you lucky af mens, at least from what i saw in the tldr another thing, i think you can verify if your comment is appearing or not by putting the comment number in some of your replies (same thread), for example, #102 (as you can see, it is blue, meaning it is appearing to everyone), but i dont know for sure btw, just testing, #174
2021-04-12 01:05
wtf im still here men))
2021-04-12 01:45
1 reply
mens))))
2021-04-12 17:08
I was in Lofoten with 2 friends and we scaled a steep mountain in winter. The route/mountain was closed for winter season, but because the days are so short, we didn't want to not do it and waste daylight on our trip, so we did it anyways. After half the hike stone "stairs" started in a 45° angle. They were 3/4th frozen with ice and you could only use one foot on the cliff side of each step. At the same time there were heavy winds starting (we didn't look at the weather forecast, pretty naive), making us stop before every corner / serpentine. We still powered through, but the last third/quarter of the ascend would have been mountain grass with dirt paths in summer. When we were there it was covered in 20cm of snow / ice and we couldnt move properly and couldnt find the serpentine path. And at like a 50-60° angle at least what it felt like. We didnt have ice spikes on the hiking boots of course... It felt like we could slide off towards the valley at any time, so when we were at the top it seemed almost impossible to get down again, as descending is usually harder than ascending - at least on ice. What made it more frightening was that most of the summit was covered in dark clouds by the time we reached the top. That's why i prayed on top of that mountain, cowered down so the wind wouldnt blow me down the cliff on the other side, where it went straight down like a wall. We also only realised the danger we had been in when we reached the top, making it more scary to get down. Since I bothered with that huge text here are pics of the steep parts: gyazo.com/30b6f42758afc6a27c48666bb29c18.. gyazo.com/3b81532df9ed946090d9b49d5e84d2.. Stairs getting increasingly more icy depending on the angle towards the wind: gyazo.com/ff9c91439c5aba4616734fd6cd61d4.. For good measure, a quick snap of the view (Reinebringen) that's probably much better in the summer: gyazo.com/ce8d2e0f3c5d94c713126a30c793cb.. TLDR: We scaled a mountain without much preparation, shit weather, bad equipment, wrong season (winter, closed hike trail), icy summit. I prayed on the summit and we were able to come down. Probably luck and not magic, but it still made me pray.
2021-04-10 20:17
Not really crazy but i used to just say routinely that i had a doctors appointment/music lesson/orthodontist appointment then fabricate messages and emails from my mother so that i could get out of afternoon lessons and go home 3/4 hours early from school. I didn't overdo it that much so it worked for about 1/2 years. I didn't get caught but realized that i kinda had to go and learn some shit or i would fall behind
2021-04-10 19:09
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lmao what a tard
2021-04-10 21:08
jumped over the fence into a music festival
2021-04-10 19:12
i beat millions of other people in a race when i was -3/4 years old
2021-04-10 19:19
2 replies
context?
2021-04-12 01:43
1 reply
idk how did i come up with this lame joke men
2021-04-12 20:42
#99
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Kuwait roye
drove bad quality car at 200km/h also at 120km in forest when i was kid, i jumped from/over car to save my own life because someone was speeding and was kinda accidental situation, i escaped cops few times, i also rate that crazy thing i done was practice some sports at high level, for example i was bad at sports i became semi pro from age 20 to 30, 10 years for fun grinding made me close to bad level professional thats crazy in my book because i was terrible at those sports
2021-04-10 19:22
#100
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Czech Republic manik999
Destroyed someones car as a kid, we broke the windshield with a brick, tear of both mirrors and broke front lights. It was in the town outskirts with no cameras or people nearby. We organized naked runs in the middle of nowhere for like 5 people.
2021-04-10 19:23
8 replies
tell me more about the naked runs lul
2021-04-10 20:18
6 replies
#156
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Czech Republic manik999
We were a group of friends of 5 boys and 1 girl few years back when we were like 15 or 16 year old. We walked 6 kilometers from our town to a very small village where lives about 100 people, there are not even small shopping markets here. We ran into the forest naked and we did some recordings that haunts me to this day.
2021-04-11 13:46
5 replies
bro wtf are you fuck you
2021-04-11 19:20
4 replies
#162
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Czech Republic manik999
We had a messenger group where whe shared our naked runs and stuff, with some 1 man 1 jar videos, 2 girls 1 cup, 2 guys and horse etc. Gold times
2021-04-11 20:00
3 replies
i think you are fuck you bro
2021-04-11 20:05
1 reply
#164
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Czech Republic manik999
Nothing beats that pure feel of your ding dong swinging and clapping on your thighs
2021-04-11 20:12
amazing!
2021-04-12 00:49
average czech
2021-04-10 20:20
#101
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Poland Santho
Almost overdosed drugs and were in hospital, it's most stupid thing I did in my life and since then I never took drugs other than alcohol and mj
2021-04-10 19:23
1 reply
which drug?
2021-04-10 20:19
Wasn't me, but during the summer when I was around 10, I and my brother flew to Puerto Rico to visit some of my family that was there. One day, my grandfather went inside a slaughterhouse (he works at a meat market) and I and my brother were waiting in the car. My brother saw a hornet's nest a few feet from the car hanging on a tree and thought of a great idea. A few minutes later he throws a rock at it and it lands directly inside of it. He then proceeds to run back into the car and piss off the hornets so much that they start surrounding the car. They got so aggressive that they started tapping on the windows with their stingers. I and my brother were terrified and one of them somehow gets inside. My brother then tells me we have to start running and I open the door and become the new Usain Bolt. The Hornets stung us so many times that we were sent to the hospital.
2021-04-10 20:29
3 replies
#121
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Kuwait roye
one hornet got inside, and you run to 100000 hornets ? quik mafs
2021-04-10 21:54
2 replies
every decision was my brothers. Absolute dumbass he was, but he is still my best friend :D
2021-04-10 22:12
1 reply
#128
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Kuwait roye
he sounds like my teammate igl in every cs game i play
2021-04-10 22:14
- forced kid to rob store - tried to steal from my dealer (very bad idea) - eating/drinking 300 grams of kratom powder and stabbing myself with knife
2021-04-10 20:34
Made fire in the woods when I was 14 or something
2021-04-10 21:49
idk cheated death like 3 times now. feeling invincible these days.
2021-04-10 21:52
Once a friend of mine and I were in Jerusalem and in the late evening found a way up on the Old City Wall. We decided to follow the wall all the way around, but quickly found that there were fences and barbed wire when you passed from one part to the next (sharply divided between jewish and arab sectors). We climbed the first couple of fences and got pretty far, until we found a spot that was impossible to pass. We got pretty far, before we made our way back. In hindsight at was really stupid. We could have been arrested or even shot.
2021-04-10 21:57
idk, 14 yo, past 2-3 years - no life, only playing vidya can't think of anything but maybe soon I'll do some stupid shit as I'm developing a normaln life in the recent days and actually started to go outside and meet with friends
2021-04-10 22:02
5 people (two were my age, three a little below) threw a big firecracker in the dumbster in front of my house. Scared the sh*t out of me as I was listening Dropkick Murphys - Johny I hardly knew ya. So you can guess how I, well-fit by then, go outside, search for them and scream onto 5 people's faces: "who the f**k from you threw that?!" They got scared sh*tless - 5 people from a single person. Five people from a Sport school nearby - all fit. One started mumbling: "it wasn't us...", the other, at the same time: "there is mistake..." - but like with the guilty tone of "don't beat us". I screamed: "Don't you ever fu**ing do that again!" and walked away slowly. Why do I choose this situ? Recently I was robbed by two punks (age of 18-19, as I was 23), who were wet-fit (unlike me nowadays) and didn't carry any weapon - as far as I believe. When they approached me I was scared sh*tless. Now, since a long time, I am living with neurosis - currently under self-treatment - during which period they caught me, but the shame, that before I forced 5 people to step down, while today 2 made me feel like wasted trash, really hit me hard in the dignity.
2021-04-10 22:13
Adults only information
2021-04-10 22:22
i talked shit to Jon E. he beat me up real bad.
2021-04-10 22:27
Overdosed on speed
2021-04-10 22:32
I drank codeine in school, I had it in a mickey mouse cup with a straw I stole from my little brother
2021-04-10 22:39
I pooped in a mailbox
2021-04-10 23:32
#137
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Estonia mr_abdul
riding bikes with friend 100km/ph (not most of the time but that was top speed) while drunk at night without any protection stupid I know but it was a lot of fun, gave me a rush like nothing else, I was 16 I think. Also running from the police and other not so good stuff. Wouldn't do these things again but kinda glad I did without getting caught or hurt
2021-04-10 23:42
2 replies
nice
2021-04-11 02:00
:O
2021-04-11 03:07
#143
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Denmark MaltheHS
snapped my ankle on some stairs here the other day
2021-04-11 02:12
Running across the street when I was 2. If it weren't for my mom yanking on my hood, I would have been run over by a truck.
2021-04-11 02:20
#145
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Europe Nuskel
Nothing too crazy. In 9th grade we had to leave science class to do some running and measure our pulse rate when doing exercise, since me and my friend were the first to leave the classroom I thought we had plenty of time left, so I went to the cafeteria and grab a snack. It seemed I took too long in there and the teacher got extremely pissed off once I returned. Entering the classroom while chewing didn't help either.
2021-04-11 02:24
supported Donald Trump
2021-04-11 02:30
1 reply
relatable, i supported bolsonaro(((
2021-04-11 02:35
me and my bestfriend at the time "broke" into our school in our last year there and when we went to the teachers lounge we legit found alcohol in the fridge which was some low-quality champagne, some cider and some other Norwegian beers, then we put all of it into my friends bag then we put out on snapchat that we were going to sell it and later did so, dont remember how much we sold it for since this was like in early-mid 2019 but we split it 50/50. We were like 15-16 at the time. Not as crazy as the others here but I have boring life so.
2021-04-11 02:47
3 replies
i mean you stole alcoholic drink from your teachers, posted about it on snapchat and then sold it you need to have balls to do this, even more publicly.
2021-04-11 02:59
1 reply
well I feel like the only way we would get caught or they would know it was us, was if the teachers told the students that someone stole alcohol from the teachers lounge, then someone who saw the snapchat story would show the teachers or tell them that we did. Luckily that didnt happen, and we didnt even think of the risk in the moment lmao, all we saw was alcohol, alcohol + snapchat = $$$ because of 15-16 year olds who are eager to start drinking lmao.
2021-04-11 03:04
LMFAO
2021-04-12 01:09
Vaped for the first time while in a hotel with my boys for a high school marching band competition :D
2021-04-11 03:06
in our city there is a part of the metro that goes above some lake. it is in this massive tube that is around 20 meters above the water and we climbed that shit B)
2021-04-11 11:38
#169
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Canada roylin
Drank my own piss (only a little)
2021-04-12 00:52
5 replies
#178
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
pretty normal tbh
2021-04-12 01:09
4 replies
wtf dude
2021-04-12 01:39
1 reply
#188
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
wydm? i was just testing how it tastes
2021-04-12 02:56
expected from PeruvianWidepeeker 😯
2021-04-12 02:40
1 reply
#187
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
im not peruvianwidepeeker wtf
2021-04-12 02:56
#173
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Russia TRAV1SZ
I went to mitings....................against Putin......................do u want to know what now ?
2021-04-12 00:59
I've done many crazy things in my life I think. I remember one time I fell from like 3 meters or so when I was jumping in a elastic bed in the middle of the night outside (lol) and I hit my neck, and in that moment I noticed that I couldn't move at all, as if I was sleeping but with my eyes open. I layed down in the ground for about 15 minutes in the middle of the darkness and when I regained my mobility I stood up and I was like wtf, and I didn't feel any pain in my neck. It was pure luck I guess.
2021-04-12 01:06
#179
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Slovakia Daev0n
Licking pussy of a woman with period. Was too drunk to care.
2021-04-12 01:10
1 reply
flag check out
2021-04-12 02:56
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