I would name my son cumdrop as it is the closest to where he came from.
Also there was this guy in USA who was named gaylord by his parents because he was an accident and they didnt want him and as a retards they are they also didnt do an abortion nor gave him up for adoption. Also as they were his legal guardians they didnt let him change his name as he was minor and their word was final. So thatt is also an example of a good name as he is known all around the world, especially in his school lmao. I think he is now adult, changed the name and suing his parents