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How to act and impress girls
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Albania AK47_Is_Albania_Country_God 
Small part from my manual: Wear a fresh cologne, fresh clothes black leather jacket possibly with a white t-shirt. If its summer wear a shirt. Look her in the eyes like you haven't eat in 2 weeks and she is food, when you speak to her. Compliment her hair. Smell her. Whisper her. Hold her hand but for short time. Keep a fake smile. Don't worry too much about your hair and beard. Bring her to places you been before and you know the personal who work there. Order light drinks only. No super alcohols. Don't kiss her in public like beta but grab her ass politely when leaving. Don't text her first. Wait for her to text you first. Give 0 fucks. Less attention you give when you are not with her the more addicted she will become and will fall in love with you.
2021-04-21 21:29
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or just be good looking like me. everything you say and do is gold for them if you are good looking.
2021-04-21 21:30
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Not true at all.
2021-04-21 21:31
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you don't know it, because you are average looking at best.
2021-04-21 21:34
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Just because im bald
2021-04-21 21:35
6 replies
that's why you try so hard to impress girls. you need to make up for your bald head.
2021-04-21 21:36
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No i just became bald this year. My tactic been working since i was 16.
2021-04-21 21:37
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you've been balding since you were 16.
2021-04-21 22:24
2 replies
Thats prob you.
2021-04-21 22:26
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mids 20s and full hair.
2021-04-21 22:35
how old are you?
2021-04-21 22:32
Beta spotted
2021-04-22 12:41
'How to get blocked after 1 date'
2021-04-21 21:31
10 replies
Blocked? Oh yes you use apps nowdays to hunt girls.
2021-04-21 21:32
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You tend to use your phone for follow up dates no? Either calling/texting or social media so yer blocked applies :D
2021-04-21 21:33
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I use the newspaper announcements.
2021-04-21 21:33
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Well that's classy of you I'll give you that! The rest not so much though :D
2021-04-21 21:34
These tips are actually good. You must be bot
2021-04-21 21:38
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Tell him re file. He dont have experience.
2021-04-21 21:39
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Not a he but nt
2021-04-21 21:41
Try them out then ;)
2021-04-21 21:39
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He is probably Alpha and have tried them.
2021-04-21 21:40
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Bro if you are 17 and there are girls in school it isn't hard to understand which trips work. #22 is probably girl and doesn't want to feel objectified. That's why she denied these tips
2021-04-22 11:51
no way im grabbing a girls ass on first date
2021-04-21 21:33
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No confidence on first do it on second third but don't kiss her where a lot of people are around.
2021-04-21 21:35
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Poland subconsious
what the fuck
2021-04-21 21:33
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What happened bro
2021-04-21 21:35
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all of those are shit advice, i agree only with not being cuckold to w0men
2021-04-21 21:36
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Well you are a good guy i guess.
2021-04-21 21:37
Have fun being alone your whole life xD (this is probably a bait lmao)
2021-04-21 21:37
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AK_47_US_ALBANIA_COUNTRY_GOD
2021-04-21 21:38
what do you mean bait, im an entry fragger and i act like one irl i never bait
2021-04-21 22:11
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ahahhaha
2021-04-21 23:01
smell me pls))), look at me like you is have starve for 2 weeks and i food))
2021-04-21 21:40
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You need to smell women, they take a bath and put 200 perfumes for you to smell them and compliment them.
2021-04-21 21:40
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pls smell me, press your nostrils against my temples, remember, you hungry... me food))
2021-04-21 21:41
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#66
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Russia d0lbaeb
AXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
2021-04-21 22:46
#76
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Senegal amazed1337
😂😂😂😂😂 content
2021-04-22 00:55
LMAO
2021-04-22 18:43
#25
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United States me_0_major
1. sex her
2021-04-21 21:40
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This is her decision never yours.
2021-04-21 21:41
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2021-04-21 22:42
just dm flex with drinks in insta and dm a grill do u wanna hang out /closed
2021-04-21 21:40
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I never used insta in my life because its the most fake app with most fake people out there.
2021-04-21 21:41
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forever virgin then insecure
2021-04-21 21:41
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9gag> insta
2021-04-21 21:52
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nt virgin from 80's
2021-04-21 21:59
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napje> ALL
2021-04-21 22:00
ur just weird and creepy try to be as toxic as u can, idk why but girls like it lol "heyy bitch gimme yo snap"
2021-04-21 21:41
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Dude have you read my post. Its polite. Girls dont want toxic people they want males with attitude.
2021-04-21 21:42
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nah thats just acting weird and creepy
2021-04-21 21:44
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You dont know women good enough.
2021-04-21 21:44
If it ain't in the gentlemen's handbook by Joeb, then it ain't real advice.
2021-04-21 21:49
#39
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Serbia LtN))
Ok.
2021-04-21 21:52
Mission Failed, We'll Get 'Em Next Time
2021-04-21 21:54
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good luck
2021-04-21 21:58
#44
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Finland Chegue
"From my manual" Are girls some fucking devices or machines who needs manual to use? "To hunt girls" Or are they animals, so you need to hunt them? This is one of the stupidest threads I have seen in hltv ever. Don't have any plans, just be yourself and if it works out it works out. World doesn't need anymore fake people. Where ever you go, just be yourself, it always works. :)
2021-04-21 22:02
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you sound like a beta
2021-04-21 22:04
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#46
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Finland Chegue
ty
2021-04-21 22:07
Cringe argument
2021-04-21 22:39
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#119
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Finland Chegue
+1
2021-04-22 18:34
#47
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Kuwait roye
show your cs go rank and faceit level
2021-04-21 22:07
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if she play cs if i show mine 4k elo and double global in wingman she would marry me
2021-04-21 22:08
#49
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Kuwait roye
how to impress girls? dont try to impress girls, but try as many girls as possible in short periods of time some ugly girl might be into you, you will never know if you dont try
2021-04-21 22:08
tldr grab her hairs and drag to your basement
2021-04-21 22:30
why would u want to? be real, have fun in life and u dont need to impress any chick. like to get a chick pretending to be someone u ain't will never workout.
2021-04-21 22:31
Tell her you have more than 10000 comments on hltv
2021-04-21 22:31
interesting approach
2021-04-21 22:37
Haven't had a girlfriend for over a year now due to pandemic, I started reading books, working out and having cold showers. wtf is happening to me
2021-04-21 22:39
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Boredom
2021-04-21 22:40
sd
2021-04-21 22:39
99% chance you are virgin though, and you believe these things would work "in theory"
2021-04-21 22:40
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Maybe it works in Albania who knows?
2021-04-21 22:44
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#68
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Latvia heywire
i think you car too much
2021-04-21 23:03
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It's never too much!!
2021-04-21 23:04
how can u wear a city?
2021-04-21 23:15
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by walking nudo in it
2021-04-22 00:48
Just don’t try so damn hard is all
2021-04-22 00:48
#73
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Switzerland Jaksin
"grab her ass" Immediate death sentence
2021-04-22 00:51
3 replies
HAHAHAHAHHAA
2021-04-22 00:51
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#75
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Switzerland Jaksin
not funny man, my uncle got life in prison for that stunt ;(
2021-04-22 00:52
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#106
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Europe Nuskel
Well, gotta make sure it's something she enjoys from time to time first.
2021-04-22 12:30
so basically how to never get a girl, thanks, noted
2021-04-22 00:59
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In your country you dont need any tactick
2021-04-22 01:04
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Albania>Nepal 24/7
2021-04-22 01:05
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maybe in terms of crime level yes
2021-04-22 01:06
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In terms of good looking girls. I just googles nepal girls and i laughed out loud sorry. They look so.....
2021-04-22 01:07
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hahah just google albanian girls
2021-04-22 01:07
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I did and they all beautiful your girls look like they go around with cows... google.com/search?q=albania+girls&sxsrf=.. vs google.com/search?q=nEPAL+GIRLS&sxsrf=AL..
2021-04-22 01:08
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i.pinimg.com/originals/34/d5/fe/34d5fedc.. sry if u call this beautiful just go to check ur eyes maybe time to buy glasses
2021-04-22 01:08
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Not my fault u are geh
2021-04-22 01:09
In nepal you still buy girls to marry. You are 500years behind all countries.
2021-04-22 01:09
You forgot, when in doubt whip it out.
2021-04-22 01:03
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Narvik > Oslo
2021-04-22 01:03
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Bro you always say this and yeah i agree it is a stunning place, you are not wrong.
2021-04-22 01:04
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Been there. I know from experience. Whole Norway is beautiful, just bad climate.
2021-04-22 01:11
#88
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Sweden Zeepter
Need a medic, almost died of cringe
2021-04-22 01:07
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hahahahahahha
2021-04-22 01:08
#94
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Netherlands p2dr
I don't want to act girl :v
2021-04-22 01:10
"grab her ass politely when leaving"
2021-04-22 12:20
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xaxaxaxaxa try it bratushka
2021-04-22 12:21
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xaxaxaxxa yes
2021-04-22 12:26
the part with "Don't kiss her in public like beta but grab her ass politely when leaving." is actually great adivce appreciate
2021-04-22 12:22
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Italian classic move
2021-04-22 12:35
honest advise: dont tell girls you post on HLTV
2021-04-22 12:27
#102
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Europe Nuskel
Just don't be a fake person. She will fall in love with a facade and not the real you. Do things and act the way you're the most comfortable with and there will be people who enjoy that.
2021-04-22 12:27
#103
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Ukraine Dert_
show her dick.
2021-04-22 12:28
4 replies
what? she doesnt have one!?
2021-04-22 12:29
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#107
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Ukraine Dert_
sry i only interested in men dick rn, i mean, you, show her your dick
2021-04-22 12:30
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This is her decision
2021-04-22 12:31
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#110
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Ukraine Dert_
ew she will leave you
2021-04-22 12:32
i dont think its good to act and impress cuz at one point it will all be uncovered and she gonna act like u fake as fk.
2021-04-22 12:28
#109
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Greece hekzy
wtf are you on about you sociopath
2021-04-22 12:32
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well you prefer mens)) so ofc u think that
2021-04-22 12:34
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#114
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Greece hekzy
albanij go steal mercedez))))))
2021-04-22 13:40
4 replies
I drive a c63 already
2021-04-22 13:41
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#116
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Greece hekzy
very nice. which german city did you steal it from?
2021-04-22 15:35
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Munchen
2021-04-22 15:35
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#118
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Greece hekzy
very nice mens)))
2021-04-22 15:35
>Don't text her first. Wait for her to text you first. Give 0 fucks. the point I'm usually stuck at
2021-04-22 18:38
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that's once you have talked to her IRL, gotten her number etc
2021-04-22 18:39
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yeah thats the point im stuck at after getting acquainted, sharing social media profiles etc
2021-04-22 18:42
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