or just be good looking like me.
everything you say and do is gold for them if you are good looking.
'How to get blocked after 1 date'
no way im grabbing a girls ass on first date
Have fun being alone your whole life xD (this is probably a bait lmao)
smell me pls))), look at me like you is have starve for 2 weeks and i food))
just dm flex with drinks in insta
and dm a grill do u wanna hang out
ur just weird and creepy
try to be as toxic as u can, idk why but girls like it lol
"heyy bitch gimme yo snap"
If it ain't in the gentlemen's handbook by Joeb, then it ain't real advice.
Mission Failed, We'll Get 'Em Next Time
"From my manual" Are girls some fucking devices or machines who needs manual to use?
"To hunt girls" Or are they animals, so you need to hunt them?
This is one of the stupidest threads I have seen in hltv ever.
Don't have any plans, just be yourself and if it works out it works out. World doesn't need anymore fake people. Where ever you go, just be yourself, it always works. :)
show your cs go rank and faceit level
how to impress girls? dont try to impress girls, but try as many girls as possible in short periods of time some ugly girl might be into you, you will never know if you dont try
grab her hairs and drag to your basement
why would u want to? be real, have fun in life and u dont need to impress any chick.
like to get a chick pretending to be someone u ain't will never workout.
Tell her you have more than 10000 comments on hltv
Haven't had a girlfriend for over a year now due to pandemic, I started reading books, working out and having cold showers. wtf is happening to me
99% chance you are virgin though, and you believe these things would work "in theory"
Just don’t try so damn hard is all
"grab her ass"
Immediate death sentence
so basically how to never get a girl, thanks, noted
You forgot, when in doubt whip it out.
Need a medic, almost died of cringe
I don't want to act girl :v
"grab her ass politely when leaving"
the part with
"Don't kiss her in public like beta but grab her ass politely when leaving."
is actually great adivce
honest advise: dont tell girls you post on HLTV
Just don't be a fake person. She will fall in love with a facade and not the real you. Do things and act the way you're the most comfortable with and there will be people who enjoy that.
i dont think its good to act and impress cuz at one point it will all be uncovered and she gonna act like u fake as fk.
wtf are you on about you sociopath
>Don't text her first. Wait for her to text you first. Give 0 fucks.
the point I'm usually stuck at