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Tense | 
Brazil Biggest_Bigg_Fan 
give me this copypasta fast
2021-05-06 22:42
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Finland FINNISH_FAN
No
2021-05-06 22:42
31999.99k/month
2021-05-06 22:42
Jonty is no regular boy. He's a fucking man. He has the poise and eloquence of a 40 year old white Oxford graduate but once he has a few beers he is a party animal. I once went to a club where Jonty was sitting at the bar, he had around 30-40 chicks all on his shoulders trying to talk to him but like the real gentleman he is he paid them no attention, once he told the bartender his drink and recieved his G&T he downed 500ml within a second. The DJ at the club (who coincidentally was paid 32k a month) was trying to remix some shitty trap music so Jonty got up on the stage and pushed the 32k a month DJ off and started singing fully accapela. I've never seen a club so quiet, they were in complete awe of his vocal ability. After he had sung a few songs the whole place erupted, giving Jonty standing ovations, he- being the ever humble man he is- jumped off the stage and went back to his seat at the bar and asked the bartender for some lemonade to ensure he wouldn't be drunk enough to have sexual intercourse with all the 50 girls who were hovering around him. It was around 5-6am before he left the bar that day... He told me it was just another day in the life of Jonty... what a legend. A gentleman on HLTV but a complete chad IRL. Shout out to Jonty!! Dope the WestSide! Tupac for life! #gotshot5timesbutimstillbreathing. #RealThugs #Legend
2021-05-06 22:43
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what a reading experience
2021-05-06 22:46
1 reply
of course mens i make the best essays
2021-05-06 22:47
Jonty , the nicest mens)) of HLTV. Btw , nice alt Sharl , but you can have only 1 acc , ez report.
2021-05-06 22:48
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i am not sharl im his fan idiot, u will have to figure out who i am though
2021-05-06 22:50
4 replies
Ok , sharl. 0/8. Being fan of yourself is retarded tho
2021-05-06 22:51
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Hes jimmy
2021-05-06 23:00
#22
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Serbia LtN))
Jimmy?
2021-05-06 22:54
1 reply
Of course
2021-05-06 23:03
+1 i write this in my next english essay test
2021-05-06 22:53
Jonty is no regular boy. He's a fucking man. He has the poise and eloquence of a 40 year old white Oxford graduate but once he has a few beers he is a party animal. I once went to a club where Jonty was sitting at the bar, he had around 30-40 chicks all on his shoulders trying to talk to him but like the real gentleman he is he paid them no attention, once he told the bartender his drink and recieved his G&T he downed 500ml within a second. The DJ at the club (who coincidentally was paid 32k a month) was trying to remix some shitty trap music so Jonty got up on the stage and pushed the 32k a month DJ off and started singing fully accapela. I've never seen a club so quiet, they were in complete awe of his vocal ability. After he had sung a few songs the whole place erupted, giving Jonty standing ovations, he- being the ever humble man he is- jumped off the stage and went back to his seat at the bar and asked the bartender for some lemonade to ensure he wouldn't be drunk enough to have sexual intercourse with all the 50 girls who were hovering around him. It was around 5-6am before he left the bar that day... He told me it was just another day in the life of Jonty... what a legend. A gentleman on HLTV but a complete chad IRL. Shout out to Jonty!! Dope the WestSide! Tupac for life! #gotshot5timesbutimstillbreathing. #RealThugs #Legend
2021-05-06 22:43
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dude ur gonna get us both banned
2021-05-06 22:43
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wtf mens we're spittin' the TRUTH!!!! #gotshot5timesbutimstillbreathing. #RealThugs #Legend #JontytheMafia
2021-05-06 22:44
What copypasya that's my salary!!
2021-05-06 22:43
What’s the point of this existence if not to commit to and worship Thorin at all times. He is the only divine entity in this universe and the source of all good and evil. His presence extends to all walks of life, from the most pathetic mibr fan up to the followers that call him their lord. Thorin is sometimes loved, sometimes hated but always feared. Just like how the Christians of old would fear their God's wrath yet love him all the same we must have the same relationship with Thorin. Thorin could flatten the most barbaric army in a click of his fingers and create the most beautiful art with a tap of his foot, his ever loving yet truth preserving nature echoes through the universe like a melodic song flowing through air. In all honesty it’s astounding that Thorin even lets the doubters live, just because he doesn’t flaunt his all powerful abilities they believe he is just a mere mortal like them, this is very much a misconception and when Thorin calls the day of judgment upon us they will perish by the hundreds of thousands after realizing what they have done. Thorin created this universe and he has the power to end it all the same. Let that be known! Be warned sinners BE WARNED!
2021-05-06 22:45
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kekW
2021-05-06 22:47
Okay but what if i was to have sex with Thorin. Just imagine it, the soft ginger beard brushing up against your neck, the smooth feel of his pale skin and the blissful way he would pleasure you. It would just be heaven. If i was as attractive as Thorin i don't even know what i would do, he simply captivates me whenever i see his face. Those devilish good looks might just be the best I've ever seen and with a rock solid jaw line and a cheeky grin on his cute face I would obey his every command. Honestly its unbearable to even resist my temptation to deny his handsomeness, its like if beauty was incarnated into a singular human form. One day i will make love with the mighty sex machine called Thorin and achieve pleasure of the likes that is beyond human understanding.
2021-05-06 22:45
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kekW x2 tl;dr , but first sentence funny
2021-05-06 22:47
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Valor | 
Brazil VlNl
I totally agree with all your arguments and point of view, i couldn't agree more with every word you just spelled, this is one of the most reasonable opionions i've ever seen in a while, good job and i really hope you keep being this awesome person you are, with good and reasonable opinions always arguing respecting others and being understanding to the people you're talking to, have a good day and let me know when you argue with someone else, it's always good to learn how to have better social interactions with your messages
2021-05-06 22:48
I'm a DJ earning 32k/month, and now I'm in Itality with my gf (she's a model)
2021-05-06 22:50
"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most don't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie. As far as we know, tears consist of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free. Here I listed the price for 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar): (Price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (Price 1 cubic litre water/100) = Price for 10 Litre Tears France: 0,20 $ Italy: 0,17 $ Germany: 0,19 $ United Kingdom: 0,22 $ USA: 0,18 $ Canada: 0,18 $ Japan: 0,18 $ Russia: 0,16 $
2021-05-06 22:50
2021-05-06 22:52
#23
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Serbia LtN))
No((
2021-05-06 22:55
What’s happening tonight? Just looked and look likes everyone is spamming stuff again...
2021-05-06 22:58
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