Here are straight facts about s1mple that I have gathered from his friends and family.
1. When he is high school, teachers used to raise their hand to speak with s1mple.
2. When cops pull s1mple over, they try to talk their way out of it.
3. s1mples blood type is AK-47
4. s1mple got shot, the bullet is in critical condition.
5. s1mple once took a lie detector test, the machine confessed everything
6. There used to be a street named after s1mple but it was changed because nobody crosses s1mple and lives
7. When the gods showered the earth with counter strike skills, s1mple caught them all thats why he is the best ever to play this game.