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Belgium Wholesome_Roo 
What are you doing atm in life? What do you plan to do further in life?
2021-05-15 01:29
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Im browsing hltv
2021-05-15 01:30
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#5
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Brazil AnimeFeet
ok, and what do you plan for the future?
2021-05-15 01:31
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hopefully browse hltv
2021-05-15 01:32
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expected
2021-05-15 02:11
3 replies
is that good or bad
2021-05-15 02:54
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It will make you 32k/month, so good career option
2021-05-15 02:55
1 reply
Very good
2021-05-15 03:04
#73
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United States _intaKe
+1 nice name
2021-05-15 02:42
Learning a new language, playing, working part time. Further > get a better job, better house, better car, better women, better shoes.
2021-05-15 01:31
5 replies
Nice man, what language do you want to learn?
2021-05-15 01:32
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Im learning German, finished A1 road to B1
2021-05-15 01:32
2 replies
Nice man, good going man keep it up!
2021-05-15 01:33
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Thanks best wishes to you too!
2021-05-15 01:33
quoting from wolf of wall street men?
2021-05-16 04:33
#3
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Brazil iPLAYROBLOX
Marry an american and get a free green card
2021-05-15 01:31
3 replies
Hahahaha
2021-05-15 01:32
not worthed just come in EU better than NA
2021-05-15 01:32
1 reply
+1 exactly
2021-05-15 01:34
#4
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
im browsing hltv i dont have a job hltv is my only hobby i have 3 irl friends; 1 boyfriend i dont plan anything in the future, apart from getting 60k comments in hltv
2021-05-15 01:31
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are you g.... gae?
2021-05-15 01:33
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#18
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
i like girls more than boys, but i just can't resist to him, he is way too nice ^^
2021-05-15 01:34
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well...............
2021-05-15 01:34
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#25
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
half gay? maybe i like both genders :/
2021-05-15 01:35
Men, everyone has their own taste don't shame
2021-05-15 01:35
he is underage comment edited
2021-05-15 01:42
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#30
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
i dont know, i think we enjoy each other equally, not sure what you mean with "roles" :(
2021-05-15 01:37
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he is underage comment edited
2021-05-15 01:42
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#36
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
oh, i dont think we ever talked about that
2021-05-15 01:39
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he is underage comment edited
2021-05-15 01:42
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#40
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
we are both underage mens, we never thought about that :((
2021-05-15 01:41
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ohhh alright sorry though you were an Adult, wtf........
2021-05-15 01:41
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#42
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
kkkk it happens, we are both 14 ^^
2021-05-15 01:42
#48
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
lmfao you edited your comments lol dont worry your comments were not strange :D
2021-05-15 01:49
#113
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Finland mmiikkaa
you are good example how people should behave in internet :d
2021-05-16 05:36
Why so, my friend and are you guy or a girl?
2021-05-15 01:33
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#20
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
wdym? also im a guy, #18
2021-05-15 01:34
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I mean why you say you dont have hobbies
2021-05-15 01:37
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#33
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
no no no hltv is my only hobby, i have one :))
2021-05-15 01:38
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So what u gonna be in life, how will you survive bro
2021-05-15 01:39
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#39
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
i do not have any other hobbies, but my grades are not bad, in fact they are the best in my class since the 6th grade :D because of this, i guess i still have a chance of success :]
2021-05-15 01:40
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#69
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Latvia hl2exe
Good to hear you're doing great in school, keep at it. Youth is precious, don't be afraid to try things and explore. You won't even notice that you're already 30. It's hard to convey how fast time is gonna pass you by. It's ok to have a small circle of friends in fact your parents are your best friends, at least I really hope that's the case. Try and help out your parents, help your mom with house work, help out your dad when he has to do any repair work or on the job. There's always a way to keep yourself busy and find a hobby. Anyway I just hope you can find something that interests you and you can spend lots of quality time with your family.
2021-05-15 02:29
atm I am browsing hltv. What I plan to do in the future? well, become crypto baron, millionaire with italian model wife
2021-05-15 01:32
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This man is living the Italian dream
2021-05-15 01:34
1 reply
LUL
2021-05-16 04:35
#12
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Brazil AnimeFeet
professional anime feet rater
2021-05-15 01:33
1 reply
Good choices!
2021-05-15 01:34
Currently working as an educator for children that have learning difficulties going back to school in september to keep on the road to get my UEFA Levels , i want to be a football coach and a Vet Dating the cutest girl in the world
2021-05-15 01:35
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can confirm, I dated his gf yesterday and she is cutest
2021-05-15 01:37
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wtf italian man i want to live in sicily in the future actually is it the best place to live in italy?
2021-05-15 01:39
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sicily is cool, but if it is the best place to live in italy? well depends
2021-05-15 01:43
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i want to live a rustic life in italy, in one of those towns that look like they froze in 1930's i love a simple life
2021-05-15 01:48
Nice man, great to hear you are doing good and have cool things to look forward to!
2021-05-15 01:38
#24
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Sweden Pepega
now: hltv tomorrow: hltv is good mens))
2021-05-15 01:35
1 reply
Hell yes man, preach it!
2021-05-15 01:38
#44
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Germany Lifant
studying, tryna apply for an internship in canada for next semester, hopefully it works out :)
2021-05-15 01:45
1 reply
Nice man, good plans ahead!
2021-05-15 02:22
I run small haulage business and plan to grow my bisiness bigger this year . Few investments in front of me and challenging months as we all dont know if the covid will end this year or not.
2021-05-15 01:45
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GL VanLiden
2021-05-15 01:48
Wish the best with your business!
2021-05-15 02:22
studying psychology in college. i hope to be a sports psychologist and work specially with csgo teams
2021-05-15 01:52
2 replies
Oehh that would be sick dude, good luck!
2021-05-15 02:23
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thanks man, i appreciate it! <3
2021-05-15 03:12
Living with my parents, being generally lazy, watching anime and getting drunk every night on VRChat. No plans for the future just letting life takes me wherever it takes me.
2021-05-15 01:58
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any threesomes?
2021-05-15 02:12
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I have had two, why?
2021-05-15 02:56
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I mean in the past 3 months
2021-05-15 03:01
5 replies
no bro I haven't even gotten laid in over a year
2021-05-16 03:12
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2 threesomes is something to be proud of nonetheless. I have a q for you. Or advice I need rather. what do you do with the other girl when you are in the other? and what is the best number of women at once? 2 or more? what about 7 ? (if money is no factor)
2021-05-16 03:14
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I don't see any particular appeal in more than two. The best threesomes are when the two chicks are really into each other so even while you're fucking one, they'll still be playing with each other. You can finger the other one at the same time as well or make out with them. It's whatever you feel like doing and whatever they're ok with really, but it's not really a threesome if all three of you aren't involved lol so just make sure no ones left out is the only real advice I'd give you.
2021-05-16 03:19
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ok and it is just for money they are into each other or do they actually like each other and how to find 2 who like each other?
2021-05-16 03:21
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Umm well I'm not exactly sure what you mean by into each other just for money. One of the threesomes I had was two hookers that worked as a pair and they were really into each other. The other one was at a party with my friend and a chick she had also meet that night and they were also vibing pretty well. I think most chicks are, at least, bi-curious but everyone and every situation is different all I can say for that is don't focus on it too much just go to parties, have fun with friends, get wasted (if you're into that), and if there's a chick you think is into you don't be afraid to elevate things. One thing may lead to another and you may find yourself in a threesome if a textbook guideline for making a threesome happen exists, I certainly don't have it lol
2021-05-16 03:35
Good luck man, I wish you the best in life <3
2021-05-15 02:24
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ty.
2021-05-15 02:56
I'm a nobody and only have 1 talent (some say), which I'm totally wasting rn, but plan to use it in the future. In the meanwhile enjoying CS:GO matches and hltv
2021-05-15 02:08
4 replies
Realistically you're probably epic, you just don't have any self-confidence yet It'll come with time my man
2021-05-15 02:13
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+1 exactly
2021-05-15 02:24
Oh, so sweet thx - wish it to be true
2021-05-15 02:35
1 reply
It will :)
2021-05-15 03:01
I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here I don't belong here
2021-05-15 02:13
4 replies
bro did you get any hookers yet?
2021-05-15 02:14
To relatable man :((((
2021-05-15 02:24
Not much of a fan but great band though. High quality reference
2021-05-15 02:41
not my favorite song by them by any stretch (pablo honey is my least favorite band but Radiohead/Thom Yorke are my favorite band and artist.
2021-05-15 02:57
I plan to entertain women
2021-05-15 02:14
3 replies
🍿How?
2021-05-15 02:22
1 reply
hes going to the circus and masturbate in front of children
2021-05-16 04:39
I want to hear more hahahaha
2021-05-15 02:25
Currently in the middle of my PHd. Planning to finish it with robhust publications to keep it going for a post doc, where i want to publish something exceptional in the best research journals out there ( nature, science). After that i want to become a professor, have children, marry and build up my family. Thats it for the moment, <3
2021-05-15 02:22
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Good shit man, you are doing great!! Good luck in the future!
2021-05-15 02:26
I'm working a warehouse job, and honestly, I just want to find someone to connect with. But the greater future, I'm hoping to get started with my cybersecurity career
2021-05-15 02:29
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#71
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Latvia hl2exe
Oh man I can relate to that. I believe in you. Keep at it and you can achieve it!
2021-05-15 02:35
As #71 says, you will get it man, keep it up! You will find the one eventually, i believe in it!!
2021-05-17 00:21
#74
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Russia VelsVivard
Writing songs, trying to perform them decently myself or try to sell it with a demo version. I also write screenplays, dialogues, stories, game lores. Looking forward to start doing photography, like being outside but not doing it often. If I have a chance I would try myself with acting as well. I'm generally a writer, of anything that can be written.
2021-05-15 02:52
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#90
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United States Goob
are you going to try to build a lot of wells?
2021-05-16 03:15
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#91
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Russia VelsVivard
Those would still be a better company than someone asking you something like this out of the blue!
2021-05-16 03:17
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#107
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United States Goob
what
2021-05-16 04:42
#109
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United States Goob
i meant like do you want to have a lot of different skills
2021-05-16 04:43
3 replies
Wasn't it obvious by the post you've decided to reply to? Yes, I'd like to, that's something we all should strive for, self development which is closely tied with socialization, that'll definitely make us happy.
2021-05-16 04:48
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#125
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United States Goob
i mean I'd prefer to be really skilled in one or two things than be alright at a lot
2021-05-16 07:22
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Uh you mean it in that way, yes I agree, I spose I'd like that too. But as I move on I recently found out that I have no talent for the one and only occupation I'd like to do for the rest of my life, so there must be some flexing and adjusting, lots of searching to do as well. Hoping for my sharp tongue to bail me out, still I'll continue doing it but I just have lots of other interests, mane, and how about you?
2021-05-16 13:37
Great to hear man, follow your dreams, it is amazing to hear you talk about it so compasionatly
2021-05-17 00:07
i work i drink i smoke and i dont give a single f about my future
2021-05-15 03:04
2 replies
name checks out
2021-05-15 03:05
1 reply
can confirm
2021-05-15 03:06
I plan to live a good life, that's all, maybe getting married and traveling around some good places in the world
2021-05-16 03:14
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Simple, but not more is really needed, good luck in the future man!
2021-05-17 00:08
#95
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Afghanistan amazed1337
Fuck off
2021-05-16 03:38
#96
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Europe Nuskel
I want to get a good salary after university while being on a job isn't too mentally taxing, so I can later spend my time the way I see fit. But the way things are now I don't think that's going to happen.
2021-05-16 03:38
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Still possible man, don't know your situation ofc, but keep strafing for what you hope for in life!
2021-05-17 00:10
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#160
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Europe Nuskel
It still is, I just need to put my mind in the right place.
2021-05-17 13:49
nothing and nothing
2021-05-16 03:49
#98
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Netherlands n0b8m8
Nothing currently, i recently finished my study and now i want to go backpacking for half a year in Asia.
2021-05-16 04:12
5 replies
maybe come to Peru first ??
2021-05-16 04:13
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#101
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Netherlands n0b8m8
It's also on my list)) i have family from your country PeruvianWidepeeker!
2021-05-16 04:19
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very nice do they own all the Peruvian hltv accs?
2021-05-16 04:25
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#103
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Netherlands n0b8m8
uhm.. no.
2021-05-16 04:32
Nice man, klinkt als een topreis!
2021-05-17 00:10
Just chilling before I have to go study again during the summer Trying to finish these next 3 years of college before hopefully making good on my promise to join the military hopefully I don’t pussy out 3 years later
2021-05-16 04:18
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#118
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Finland mmiikkaa
is college like in the hollywood movies?
2021-05-16 05:45
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Idk, for some people I guess, but for others, including me, no. College for me is spending countless hours managing time between going to classes, studying, getting assignments done, and having time to myself. I guess if you study a bullshit major it could be like in Hollywood
2021-05-16 18:47
Good things to look out for, and who knows, in 3 years your whole life could be completly diffrent!
2021-05-17 00:12
trying to improve myself as a software engineer, aiming high!
2021-05-16 04:43
1 reply
Keep it up!!
2021-05-17 00:12
#111
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Brazil Guefinho
i'm 17, i study company administration integrated to normal high school, hope to study for chemical engineering once I complete shcool and hopefully things go well, I have 2.2k hours in CS, don't do much else, and that's it
2021-05-16 05:14
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Sounds amazing man! I study Chemistry atm, chemical engineering can feel really exchausting, but it still is really cool knowledge!
2021-05-17 00:13
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#148
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Brazil Guefinho
nice! this area is not very contested here in Brazil so it's a good path to follow, and I really like chemistry aswell so it's a very good fit to me I guess
2021-05-17 00:47
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Yeah exactly! Basicly everywhere it has great job offerings in chemistry, cool to see it happen to our favorite science!
2021-05-17 01:49
I'm 29, a teacher of mathematics in a brazilian secondary school. Finish my phd last year, and, for now, my plans are got a job in university and buy a new computer in order to play cs go again.
2021-05-16 05:30
4 replies
is this site not too immature for you?
2021-05-16 05:51
1 reply
Dont think so, I'm here just for fun.
2021-05-16 06:57
Damn bro, keep it up!
2021-05-17 00:14
1 reply
Tks bro!
2021-05-17 02:00
I'm 17, and for those of you who are familiar with scouting, I actually just passed my Eagle Scout board of review a couple hours ago. Going to prom and graduating from high school next week, will turn 18 in June and start college this Fall. Lots happening
2021-05-16 05:37
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Nice man! Enjoy these moments, they are like pearls in your memories when you get older
2021-05-17 00:14
#115
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Finland mmiikkaa
Unemployed, weed addict, video games, consuming all the content from internet and hanging out with gf. soon i will be doing some rehabilitative work and next year i have to go to finnish army mandotary service and hoping to become card jaeger and reserve officer. after all everything seems nice and cool while browsing hltv and playing cs.
2021-05-16 05:42
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#117
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Finland mmiikkaa
I`m 19 btw
2021-05-16 05:44
jaeger?
2021-05-16 05:47
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#121
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Finland mmiikkaa
translates in german to "hunter". jaeger is a light inftantry unit and rank here in finland they do all the cool stuff in army :D
2021-05-16 05:53
1 reply
wow gun go ptrrrrrrr
2021-05-16 05:51
Nice man! A bit in the same boat in the 4 first parts of your sentence, but having a perspective into what is coming and looking out for it sounds good! Good luck man!
2021-05-17 00:16
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#156
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Finland mmiikkaa
good luck for you too men
2021-05-17 11:12
not going to school a lot because of Shit mental health, browsing hltv ,not being able to get good sleep and of course playing CS.
2021-05-16 05:43
1 reply
Hmmm sounds ruff, hope your sleep gets better man
2021-05-17 00:18
Study and surf the internet
2021-05-16 05:48
1 reply
Yeah lesgoooo
2021-05-17 00:18
Hating JonathanE 24/7
2021-05-16 13:42
1 reply
Not on my watch
2021-05-17 00:17
#129
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Poland paputekk
dying
2021-05-16 18:48
1 reply
Nooo please doooon'ttt
2021-05-17 00:17
Watching faze clan and doing lawschool
2021-05-16 18:48
2 replies
Nice man, keep it up!!
2021-05-17 00:16
1 reply
Ty!
2021-05-17 00:19
#149
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Portugal migboss
get good at fps still suck tho
2021-05-17 00:54
1 reply
You'll get there mate!
2021-05-17 01:50
#153
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United States GiantDays
Working full time and going to school. Plan to get married and become a priest later, or become a teacher (history).
2021-05-17 02:09
1 reply
Sounds cool man! I also have a small dream to become history teacher, sounds cool to explain cool historical events to people
2021-05-17 12:44
I finish university...Wait for work(teacher)...
2021-05-17 02:17
1 reply
So you want to become teacher? Nice man, great path to take, a path of wisdom!
2021-05-17 12:45
Browse HLTV forever
2021-05-17 13:09
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