because they water the shit on the green. not a big deal, just for edgy kids to laugh at and feel better about themselves. They only laugh because thats the only thing they might do better. A confident person wouldnt laugh at that in general.
ukraine stood up against the better team on paper and they had less than a handful chances and scored 2, its great. The defenders and the keeper wanted to play everything and did not kick the ball out under pressure. Meanwhile netherland needed an invitation card to score goals.
see, I did not use IF in my assessment, you did. Thats not how u judge, thats how u dream.