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Worst Pain You've Felt?
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Australia DELUSIONAL_JKS_FAN 
Mine is about 1 minute ago where i was biting my nails and i ripped the cuticle off my finger and it hurt so im shaking and crying rn what about you mens))
2021-06-22 18:14
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#1
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Poland paputekk
life
2021-06-22 18:14
10 replies
wtf ENCE fan should be loving life rn
2021-06-22 18:15
8 replies
#10
Dosia | 
Poland iOFF
no
2021-06-22 18:16
he is polish so
2021-06-22 18:22
6 replies
polish bros, hold on :(((
2021-06-22 18:56
#110
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
feels bad
2021-06-22 19:23
#170
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Yugoslavia novuki
rip indonesia
2021-06-22 21:40
since poles joined ence it has only been going better and better
2021-06-22 22:06
2 replies
6 majors lol. wake me up when they win 5th :yawn:
2021-06-24 16:55
1 reply
you are very friendly so i will be too:) i will mens!
2021-06-24 17:04
+10
2021-06-22 18:56
stop biting your nails disgusting freak
2021-06-22 18:15
11 replies
why
2021-06-22 18:15
9 replies
coz you'll run out of fingernail and then will have to find someone else's nails to bite jk, i bite my nails too sometimes
2021-06-22 18:16
8 replies
its a pretty bad habbit but ive done it forever
2021-06-22 18:18
5 replies
i used to do it all the time when i was a kid, i just started keeping my nails trimmed for a month or so and i eventually stopped. give it a try if you want
2021-06-22 18:19
4 replies
bruh your finger nails have alot of bacteria and your putting it in your mouth i used to do it back in the day , my dad started cleaning my fingers with green pepper and after i put in my mouth taste like dog shit and i eventually stopped
2021-06-22 18:28
3 replies
....or you can just use a clipper to cut your nails?
2021-06-22 18:30
1 reply
people have no nails and still put their fingers in their mouth , and what my dad did worked for me after a while i just lost the habit of biting my nails mainly because of the taste
2021-06-22 19:22
Arab parents
2021-06-23 17:21
lol
2021-06-22 18:37
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
2021-06-22 23:55
#111
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
-1
2021-06-22 19:23
CBT dont try it mens its not worth it
2021-06-22 18:15
5 replies
VaN would disagree
2021-06-22 18:17
4 replies
van is a god among mens we are but mere mortals
2021-06-22 18:18
3 replies
A god among mens for sure, but still not the boss of this gym.
2021-06-22 18:20
2 replies
ill show you who the boss of this gym is.
2021-06-22 20:19
1 reply
Think you can beat me 1 2 3?
2021-06-22 21:05
2 replies
+11111 I cried
2021-06-22 18:35
wtf reported for not loving acoR
2021-06-22 23:50
#6
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Italy I_like_csgo
Boston Major final
2021-06-22 18:15
10 replies
sadge
2021-06-22 18:16
why you gotta do me like that man :(((
2021-06-22 18:17
6 replies
Why Faze gotta do me like that((
2021-06-22 18:18
5 replies
and also remember this game cs NaVi with two maps 16-14
2021-06-22 18:19
3 replies
yeah but that was 15-11 and a fuckin major final...rain guardian karrigan niko all would have gotten a major win...btw all these guys feature in thorin's top 10 players never to win a major
2021-06-22 18:22
2 replies
yeap, I just took that for granted with time, but this happend nearly and .... arghhhhh i want to cry
2021-06-22 19:35
who cars about thorin tho kekw
2021-06-22 21:35
it's sad really, potentially the greatest roster of all time falling apart like that
2021-06-22 18:20
men(((( i wont even lie when i say that i had tears in my eye after the game, i was an edgy 15 year old at the time but god damn was i sad after the game
2021-06-22 21:35
same... that shit never heals
2021-06-22 21:46
Shaking and cyring but decided to post a thread on HLTV
2021-06-22 18:17
Hit my assicle
2021-06-22 18:17
idk why but when u do something good in life or your happy, you end up having negative vibes and stay sad and unhappy again This sh1t happen to you guys?
2021-06-22 18:17
2 replies
Define "something good". Maybe youre not doing stuff youre supposed to be doing, you procrastinate things that you really are supposed too be doing for tooooo long, so it leads you to depression of your imcapability to "make things happen" and change.
2021-06-22 18:35
+1
2021-06-22 22:07
#17
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Brazil uezu
i was frying some garlic to make some rice,a bubble of super-hot oil flyed in my right hand.it hurted.very much.
2021-06-22 18:17
1 reply
Sound bad just thinking about it
2021-06-23 17:22
Had a spontaneous pneumothorax and my left lung collapsed almost completely. Couldn’t sit up straight after 10 minutes. Painful inflation as well but the relive I felt afterwards was gooood.
2021-06-22 18:17
2 replies
My father had this
2021-06-22 19:31
#163
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Sweden Viilzy
Not sure i had my lung fully collapsed but i once got a hole in my lung after some beach-soccer. Worsened throughout the evening, didnt sleep for a minute whole night and had to go to the hospital. Had air-bubbles under my skin and felt like my chest was gonna explode. Like u i couldnt really move or sit up.
2021-06-22 21:31
Mibr flashpoint grand finals against mad lions
2021-06-22 18:17
life and double pulpitis
2021-06-22 18:19
#33
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Russia VelsVivard
Struck a nerve on my little finger, hard to believe it's the most painful pain I ever felt, can't describe. Had my adenoids removed without anesthesia, cried to the skies.
2021-06-22 18:21
3 replies
ive heard that pinching and hurting nerves is horrible))
2021-06-22 18:24
1 reply
#40
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Russia VelsVivard
It's so immediate and strong, you just won't forget it but the thoughts of it will make you cringe, real heavy stuff. Don't attempt it at home.
2021-06-22 18:25
oof that must've been horrible
2021-06-22 23:57
#37
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Mongolia Kkura
100T dropping their roster.
2021-06-22 18:24
#42
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Brazil HenTheX
my most painful pain it wasn't a kick in the balls, much less a burn, but yes, my dog ​​dying...
2021-06-22 18:27
2 replies
man, losing a dog is like losing a family member
2021-06-22 18:30
1 reply
#51
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Brazil HenTheX
yeah, i know how it is.
2021-06-22 18:31
#47
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Estonia Sn4pzhat
when i was hit by a car which was being driven by a drunk driver, i broke a leg, had huge scars on 2nd one , broke 2 fingers, had huge scars on my arms my body, i thought i died but its fine now, only some marks are still left.
2021-06-22 18:30
2 replies
Damn man what was it like in the car? Scary as fuck probably
2021-06-23 17:24
1 reply
#277
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Estonia Sn4pzhat
i was walking on the sidewalk, the car was driving on the car road and it just drove off the road. I dont remember a lot of from it but the med workers told me the shit i had. If it was filmed and i had to watch it id prolly get scared so easily.
2021-06-23 18:40
when my ex cheated on me((
2021-06-22 18:30
2 replies
Sorry man, it can happen to anyone
2021-06-22 19:19
1 reply
yea it was few years ago but I cant get over it dunno why
2021-06-22 20:34
#49
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Finland KieZuZ
Migren so hard I cannot see because of auras and throwing up. Still I am 100% sure giving birth is worst. I've seen it two times and scarred for life from both.
2021-06-22 18:30
1 reply
I've had a migraine a once driving home from work and I had to pull over, and crawl in the back seat and suffer for a few hours
2021-06-22 18:35
#50
Bruh | 
Finland ihanok
almost getting 13-2 comeback and lost 16-14
2021-06-22 18:31
14 replies
Its only a game? why you mad
2021-06-22 18:35
13 replies
#63
Bruh | 
Finland ihanok
its only a joke?
2021-06-22 18:38
12 replies
vice versa
2021-06-22 18:40
11 replies
#68
Bruh | 
Finland ihanok
vice versa
2021-06-22 18:43
10 replies
2021-06-22 18:44
9 replies
#73
Bruh | 
Finland ihanok
i love u
2021-06-22 18:53
8 replies
vice versa
2021-06-22 18:55
7 replies
#77
Bruh | 
Finland ihanok
lol
2021-06-22 18:55
you ruined our moment mens(( biggest finland poland lovestory since ENCE
2021-06-22 18:59
5 replies
True, sad story
2021-06-22 19:00
4 replies
its ok :) ence will win 600k euro, im soo happy for them
2021-06-22 19:03
3 replies
not for them, but for charity, so who cares
2021-06-22 19:04
2 replies
people who would benefit from charity I guess, it's a good to help around
2021-06-22 19:06
1 reply
ik, but any team will donate, so no one cares about who wins the tournment
2021-06-22 19:24
#52
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Russia scorchy
severe constipation felt like i had a sword in my stomach for 3 days until i took laxatives
2021-06-22 18:32
#53
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China HEIDASHUAi
Ingrown toenail before I got it removed surgically
2021-06-22 18:34
#54
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Ukraine malysh
tear the ligaments in the leg
2021-06-22 18:35
Tumour
2021-06-22 18:35
When faze lost Boston major
2021-06-22 18:35
about 2 years ago I went to hospital with stomache ache and my appendix cracked/bursted inside me. 5 minutes later I had surgery about 12 years ago i fell off a tree and branch that I was standing on ripped half of my arm open. it didn't hurt at the beggining becuase of adrenaline but 5 hours after a surgery i hurt like a mtherfvcker.
2021-06-22 18:38
when i got tattooed on my chest (sternum)
2021-06-22 18:40
1 reply
bruh
2021-06-23 08:27
realized I have let down not only my close relatives, but also the most and formost - myself. Pain fade away slowly and might be motivational physical one: i have no idea, probably that one time i had surgery on my nails and painkillers did not kick in yet so i felt the pain of cutting of my nail
2021-06-22 18:43
#67
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Bulgaria DeimosDude
Breaking my spine I guess Although, thinking about it, I broke it and then bruised it a few years later, which for some reason hurt even worse xd
2021-06-22 18:42
broke my neck
2021-06-22 18:44
3 replies
#82
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Brazil HenTheX
how???
2021-06-22 18:58
2 replies
me and my friends were like 12 on a trampoline, i did one of those on the back - backflips and my friend jumped back and forth and accidentally collided with me, so i had to walk home(30-40metres) holding my head, before the ambulance came
2021-06-22 22:32
1 reply
#258
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Brazil HenTheX
holy s...
2021-06-23 17:13
That’s your worst pain…?
2021-06-22 18:44
broke up with my gf
2021-06-22 18:46
1 reply
Keep your head up man, next one will be easier 😎
2021-06-22 19:16
Being a faze fan
2021-06-22 18:54
Who is your favorite CIS RMR? just give reasons for your opinion. I, as a fan of Virtus.pro, think that the "bears" have a good chance of making it to the final. the team finally got together for the bootcamp. finally YEKINDAR was able to get together for the first time with 4 teammates. I think it will be a good boost for Virtus.pro. the main problem in recent matches was just the players' fatigue. I think the bootcamp and the arrival of Mareks should add strength to the players. And yes - considering that Spirit, NAVI, Gambit and Virtus.pro will fly to Cologne in July, we can expect surprises in the playoffs from Entropic or forZe, for example.
2021-06-22 18:55
3 replies
#85
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Poland paputekk
what mens((
2021-06-22 19:00
2 replies
idk i have mental problems
2021-06-22 19:00
1 reply
#127
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Poland paputekk
it's ok my mens VP has the best logo from CIS so they're the best
2021-06-22 19:44
biggest pain is waiting for extremum match :)
2021-06-22 18:56
i fell when i was playing football. i hit my chin on ground and i think because of its impact my teeth penetrated my tongue. i still remember how much blood i lost that day, couldnt eat anything for a while. and i still have that weird scar on my tongue.
2021-06-22 18:56
1 reply
#84
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Poland paputekk
ouhhhh fuckk the worst pain is on the tongue
2021-06-22 18:59
#90
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Austria Grundz
When I thought I had a recurrence of bursitis in my knee a few weeks ago, but it was actually a fractured tibia. Shit hurts.
2021-06-22 19:04
After my wisdom teeth got removed a got a allergic reaction and my whole mouth got swollen, even if i wanted to drink something i got tears in my eyes because swallowing was very painful. Lost like 3-4kg in one and a half week
2021-06-22 19:05
TOOTH INFECTION BRUSH UR TEETH GUYS
2021-06-22 19:06
idk ive never felt anything that painful maybe breaking my leg
2021-06-22 19:06
When i thought that VP will win against Immortals
2021-06-22 19:06
when a Brazilian (didn't know at the time, found out after) shook my hand
2021-06-22 19:08
#97
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United States Wafftop
I broke my arm in 2 spots on the same bone in a motorcycle crash. About 2 weeks into the healing process, in the shitty little brace the hospital gave me, i adjusted myself and basically rebroke the bone. I had to get surgery shortly there after ibb.co/9WwBjbH
2021-06-22 19:12
1 reply
wow btw link didnt work
2021-06-23 08:50
#101
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Argentina NOJOMO
I did a bad articulation / movement while stretching and instantly I had trouble breathing without pain. Everytime I took a breath it felt as someone was stabbing me on my back. This lasted for about an hour.
2021-06-22 19:19
#102
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Finland Artsa
almost cut the tip of my finger off
2021-06-22 19:19
when I stepped on lego
2021-06-22 19:20
teeth pains
2021-06-22 19:20
getting a tooth pulled out without anasthesia
2021-06-22 19:21
Ok SPUNJ
2021-06-22 19:21
My girlfriend: " I forgot to buy beer"
2021-06-22 19:22
Severe insomnia and migraines for 130 hours
2021-06-22 19:23
1 reply
Bruh explain more wtf
2021-06-23 17:26
#114
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Czech Republic JameS_19
My biggest pain is, when I only imagine how someone takes pliers and squeezes/presses my balls with with them. Bro, just this imagination is so painful.
2021-06-22 19:25
2 replies
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2021-06-22 19:35
oh god
2021-06-22 23:59
physical: breaking my arm mental: existance
2021-06-22 19:26
#116
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Serbia LtN))
1. IEM Beijing Final 2. MLG Columbus final 3. EPL 12 final 4. DH Cluj Final 5. Crashing my knee right into goal woodwork
2021-06-22 19:27
6 replies
Damn you are true fan here xd
2021-06-22 22:56
4 replies
#224
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Serbia LtN))
yes mens))
2021-06-22 22:59
3 replies
5. London final? no?
2021-06-24 16:49
2 replies
#283
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Serbia LtN))
Probably 6-7, because it was not THAT painful because i actually liked Astralis, at least more than Vitality and LG
2021-06-24 16:52
1 reply
oh ok
2021-06-24 16:56
MLG Columbus final too ez mens
2021-06-22 23:59
When my father almost broke my leg playing football
2021-06-22 19:28
broken arm for sure. i broke it while skateboartding but didnt even really notice that it broke...it just hurt. then i wanted to go home, so i grabbed the handlebars of my bike.. thats when the the pain hit me like a flash.
2021-06-22 19:29
I once had a choice of either letting a plate set up on fire drop to the ground and possibly burning the house, or holding it and throw it outside as fast as I can. So I had some severe burns on my whole hand, I didn't feel any pain at first due to the adrenaline, but like 5-10 minutes later it started burning, and it only got worse and worse I almost passed out. It was extremely painful for 2 days, but then it was pretty fine, just took some time to heal, now everything is fine and my cs hand is back being awful at the game! :)
2021-06-22 19:30
2 replies
Damn mens wtf
2021-06-23 17:28
1 reply
:) stupidity level - it's over 9000!!!!!!!!!
2021-06-23 17:35
I took a shit and then my ass wanted to shit more shit but there was no more shit to shit so it tried to shit itself. Very painful for many hours. Dont shit out shit if you already shat
2021-06-22 19:32
2 replies
#167
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Serbia LtN))
XD
2021-06-22 21:36
WHAT
2021-06-22 23:59
One time I was pushed into a table and the metal things you hang the chair on so you can sweep under them hit the nerves under my shoulder blade. Was legit paralyzed in my right side for 3 days.
2021-06-22 19:40
Breaking heart
2021-06-22 19:44
Clicking on this thread and reading the comments
2021-06-22 19:44
had a stye in my right eye, and was getting it removed, but they missed the local anesthesia. so they were basically cutting my eyelid open and scraping it with a metal thing, without any anesthesia. (eyelid skin is incredibly sensitive and thin, so it hurt like hell. I could barely breathe and sit still.)
2021-06-22 19:50
I broke my little toe twice
2021-06-22 19:51
My steam account VAC banned for no reason.. Im not even using any cheat( pain
2021-06-22 19:54
heartbroke 3 times physical? cant recall, i have high pain tolerance
2021-06-22 20:18
2 replies
3 times. Oh no. Sad
2021-06-22 20:44
You'll get hot italian gf one day, don't worry(
2021-06-23 00:00
some kid pushed me off the 3rd floor balcony, broke pretty much everything
2021-06-22 20:22
3 replies
Holy shit, you could have died. That could easily fall into atemped murded depending on the country, What age was the kid and what happened to him?
2021-06-22 20:56
2 replies
it was a party in one of my friends commie block apartment and me and the kid who pushed me where both got blackout drunk and somehow I ended 3 floors down, I didn't know the kid and I honestly didn't think it was his fault or intentional so I just let it be, honestly wanted no trouble for him he seemed pretty cool. it is a poorer area in Latvia so stuff like this isn't even brought up to the police anyway. the recovery was rough and there was a likely chance of me dying, it was a wrong place and time situation.
2021-06-22 22:25
1 reply
Dammmmmn
2021-06-23 17:29
slammed a car door on my thumb, muscle cramp, knee out of place 15+times, broke knee, weld pool dripped inside my shoe
2021-06-22 20:26
I was at work whitewashing the pool and the boots were too big plus i wore no socks so my feet and leg got full of wounds to the point i could barely walk in them So i eventually i decided to do it without boots and the lime burnt my open wounds, i felt a very sharp intense pain i almost fainted it was so tense Afrer this i had continous pain and had the worst night of my life(no sleep cause pain dont stop) Very dumb but fortunately i fully recovered
2021-06-22 20:43
7 replies
#141
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Lithuania Falafelis
You could have taken pain killers to fall asleep.
2021-06-22 20:48
5 replies
i'm pretty sure i did but those only give some relief
2021-06-22 21:02
4 replies
#150
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Lithuania Falafelis
That must have been quite serious pain then.
2021-06-22 21:13
3 replies
it was intense AND continous, idk what i can compare it to, maybe like when you put a wound into water and its an intense pain but then it stops, but it was more painful than that and didnt stop
2021-06-22 21:15
2 replies
#154
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Lithuania Falafelis
Then did the pain faded away?
2021-06-22 21:16
1 reply
it came in waves ye, but even when it was faded it was still barely managable, stopped in like 12 hours but if was standing it was still painful and eventually it got weaker and weaker after a few days it only hurt if touched
2021-06-22 21:20
#143
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Poland paputekk
oh that's a bruh moment
2021-06-22 20:50
I can't tell, cuz that's to private, but holy fuck it hurt....
2021-06-22 20:43
2 replies
wtf did you get penetrated in the anus ?
2021-06-22 22:25
1 reply
Well, that didn't really hurt.... ;)
2021-06-22 22:26
#140
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Lithuania Falafelis
Probably nails growing into skin, it's a constant pain, also huge pain after the operation.
2021-06-22 20:47
#142
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Georgia ikaika97
When you have sex second time shortly after first orgasm and your dick hurts because of it :)
2021-06-22 20:50
Uhh
2021-06-22 21:09
#148
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Finland Kujis
1. Dreamhack winter 2014 2. Breaking up
2021-06-22 21:10
Kidney stones, popped a full syringe of morphine in hospital and doesn't stop the pain
2021-06-22 21:15
4 replies
drink water mens))
2021-06-22 22:49
Almost every night I get paranoied about getting kidney stones so I go to the bathroom and drink a full glass of water just to be sure
2021-06-23 00:01
1 reply
Wtf lol
2021-06-23 17:32
A whole syringe? Did you saw your spine in half as well or something
2021-06-23 17:33
losing a 50 elo game on faceit
2021-06-22 21:15
broken heart ...
2021-06-22 21:18
#156
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Poland PHoVE
why you biting your nails ewww wtf
2021-06-22 21:19
Not worst pain, but I had fun experience when my classmate accidently pushed me between moving tram (coming to the station) and the platform. The tram was kinda oldschool so the wheels were open you know and I landed between moving tram and platform. Happily didnt lose legs, only concussion
2021-06-22 21:21
when a kawaii girl ignored me the only and last time i tried hitting on a girl
2021-06-22 21:21
1 reply
Please shut the fuck up
2021-06-23 00:02
blue balls after long day session
2021-06-22 21:23
#164
mhL | 
Russia Ishii
paper cut and arm punctured by rebar
2021-06-22 21:33
#168
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Europe letqpena
Gallstones + pancreatitis
2021-06-22 21:36
boston major final all of FaZe's recent games starladder major 2019 (vs renegades) pgl krakow 2017
2021-06-22 21:39
Trump losing elections last year cause Biden cheated.
2021-06-22 21:41
slamming my foot with an ingrown footnail against my chair
2021-06-22 21:44
prob when I got 3rd degree burns over the bottom of my foot
2021-06-22 21:45
#176
Snax | 
Poland xBG1
tooth infection or when u eat too big bites of ice scream and your brain going into error mode
2021-06-22 21:45
SUNBURN ON MY SHOULDERS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I DIDNT COVER MY BODY YESTERDAY ON THE BEACHJ
2021-06-22 21:46
4 replies
that sucks, your skin will start to form bubbles and peel off depending on how severe it is
2021-06-22 22:51
3 replies
no bubbles but it has started to peel off, don't know how im going to sleep tonight
2021-06-22 22:59
2 replies
belly down is probably the only way
2021-06-22 23:44
Scratch it
2021-06-23 18:03
#180
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Poland Hanse
Testicle torsion > everything else possible Control yourself while pounding
2021-06-22 21:52
fell of the stairs and broke some bones :(
2021-06-22 21:53
#182
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Hungary szia
pulled my groin twice while playing hockey. do not recommend.
2021-06-22 22:04
When I stepped on nail and it penetrated through entire foot
2021-06-22 21:59
broke my ankle by accidentally leaning on it. Or the time I nearly cutoff my entire tip of my finger with scissors.
2021-06-22 21:57
Either my shpoulder popping out of its socket or the inside of my nose being burned by a surgeon to stop it from bleeding forever. At least the last one was worth it, but I nearly passed out because of the pain
2021-06-22 21:59
1 reply
That shoulder thing is painful, have heard about it. How did it go when doctors were fixing it?
2021-06-22 22:08
Probably when I slipped and hit my leg very hard against a sharp stone brick and got a 2cm long 0.5cm wide wound. Even though I had bone some bone fractures, that shit was a lot worse and still gives me goosebumps after thinking about that accident.
2021-06-22 22:05
living this shit life
2021-06-22 22:08
#195
JW | 
Sweden EntonXD
just me or being forced to walk with your foot when its "sleeping" is worse than anything else? ive broken foots, fallen off a bike and hit sharp gravel, flown and landed on asphalt....
2021-06-22 22:09
3 replies
#196
JW | 
Sweden EntonXD
probably at teh dentist when i fixed some teeth i broke. some nerve inside got drilled on and oh man
2021-06-22 22:09
I kinda pulverized my shin bone. Walking on a "sleeping" foot is nothing compared to that.
2021-06-22 23:08
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#230
JW | 
Sweden EntonXD
youre so tough <3
2021-06-22 23:24
people who bite their nails are so disgusting ngl...
2021-06-22 22:11
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ìts just something you do without noticing it.
2021-06-22 22:30
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+1
2021-06-23 17:35
when i lost my karambit on a coin flip lol
2021-06-22 22:13
Stepped on a bunch of Legos...
2021-06-22 22:29
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so true
2021-06-22 22:54
broke my shoulder
2021-06-22 22:30
broke my arm and it literally twisted to the opposite way. rejection oh, and i once got 20+ bee stings at the same time while in school. i thought i would die so i just laid down on the ground.
2021-06-22 22:31
My galbladder gave up and I was in so much pain I couldn't even make a call to an ambulance. Thanks god a relative was coming by... Shit was horrible and I could feel I was going to die.
2021-06-22 22:34
Getting hit in the balls with a floorball ball from 3 meters away traveling at about 100 km/h
2021-06-22 22:35
Fortunately, I have only och experienced minor injuries/wounds myself, but man do I have a couple of stories about others. First one goes like this. My wife used to work at Burger King when she was in her late teens. One day she was cleaning a drain on the floor when the deep fryer (which for some insane reason stood on wheels) came loose and rolled into the drain, tipped over and dumped all the hot oil over her. She had third degree burns on 30 % of her body. Luckily she only had minor splashes to her face/head. She was hospitalized for several months afterwards (during which she was high on morphine for the most part). So, if you thought that was bad, the next story will make you cringe even harder (even though the pain involved arguably isn’t as bad). Alright, so my good buddy and me once headed out for drinks after work. Met up with some people, drinks were flowing, good times were had. For once in my life, I made the wise decision to quit while I was still ahead and went home to sleep. My buddy had struck up conversation with this fiery Spanish lady so he stayed behind and eventually went back to hers. After the deed was done they went to sleep. Sometime around sunrise, he woke up from a pain in his groin so intense that he puked in the sink. In a panic, he grabbed his stuff and stumbled out the door to head home. However, the pain was so bad that he could only take baby steps and his flat was halfway through town. After making just a kilometer in about an hour, he caved in and called his flatmate to come pick him up. She drove him to the hospital where he spent the next couple of hours bent over while a team of doctors jiggled his balls. As it turns out, sometime during the night one of his testicles had twisted 180 degrees within the nutsack, a condition known as testicular torsion. I felt bad for him, so much that for years afterwards me and our friends would always request the song Twist and shout whenever we went dancing.
2021-06-22 22:36
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how is that even fcking possible, jesus christ
2021-06-22 22:39
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i can't imagine the pain
2021-06-22 22:40
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I’m guessing that you’re referring to the second story. :D I actually did feel bad for him, right after I stopped laughing of course.
2021-06-22 22:57
lmao twist and shout. Not bad not bad
2021-06-23 17:37
when i was a child i went on a gokarts but since i was really small i couldnt really drive and the gokart was really fcking speed, so as the result i literally went full speed staright into the band which was made of some kind of rubber i guess and went flying with the gokart lmao, i broke 2 ribs right hand and almost died since the gokart landed literally on me (idk if i was some kind of edgelord and didnt put seatbelt or if it just broke and i fell out of the gokart)
2021-06-22 22:37
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oh and about nails, once i tripped on stairs and my hand automically wanted to secure me from falling, but somehow my 3 nails went straight onto the edge of the stair and ripped of
2021-06-22 22:43
I broke my arm It was terrible
2021-06-22 22:43
Surgery on my chest whilst awake and colonoscopy with no anesthetic....also maybe breaking wrist but that was a different kind of pain.
2021-06-22 22:45
getting sunburned
2021-06-22 22:59
Had a cyst in my shin bone. Made a hard stop durring a football match, cyst burst and "pulverized" the bone. Lucky i didn't step down in it.
2021-06-22 23:03
when i got kicked full force in the balls (still fertile tho)
2021-06-22 23:00
I was at the beach and tried to to surf a wave but I messed it up and ended up in front of the wave, I got caught up in the wave and was hurled face forehead first into the beach floor, my spine bent a bit. When I washed ashore I was literally in shock, I wandered aimlessly until some people helped me back to my family.
2021-06-22 23:04
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well that and a really nasty allergic reaction that left me in an hour in a cold shower
2021-06-22 23:05
once i tried to fuck a cucumber
2021-06-22 23:47
#234
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Estonia mr_abdul
when s1mple didn't get top1 2020
2021-06-22 23:53
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this is his year tho
2021-06-23 08:07
Probably breaking my collar bone. I went into shock. It was super hot that day but I was shivering and it felt like it was cold outside.
2021-06-22 23:59
Also was cutting wood one time and my grip came loose and my hand smacked full force against the log. My fingernail became purple and fell off. So fucking painful
2021-06-23 00:01
Testicular torsion, sweating and vomiting profusely from pain
2021-06-23 00:01
prk eye surgery, first 4 days i couldn't even keep my eyes open for 10 seconds straight without them hurting like hot metal pierced into them. I couldn't even stare at the dimmest light , computer screen felt like staring directly at the sun. Took me 50 days to start seeing clearly , I wouldn't recommend this shit to my worst enemy
2021-06-23 00:14
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lul
2021-06-23 04:49
#248
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Lithuania maL0VAS
remember getting flu in paris and then flew to valencia with "locked ears", so when arrived my whole head started to hurt madly and then the ear pain... really thought i would lose my hearing or some shit. ibuprofen saved my panicking ass though
2021-06-23 00:22
#249
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Brazil largeshaw
trigeminal neuralgia made me hallucinate once, mostly i would just look into a wall wide eyed and salivating like a dog while pacing, depression whole body pain is also very fucked up
2021-06-23 00:30
Forgot to wear a cup when playing catcher and got hit straight in the balls with a fastball.
2021-06-23 08:10
the same) i hit my big finger when close the car door
2021-06-23 08:11
When I stepped on a fence wire and it got stuck deep inside my toe, I still have that mark even tho it was 4+ years ago
2021-06-23 08:15
Everytime I texted with girl and she rejected me. That was all of them. sadge
2021-06-23 17:17
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Text mens)
2021-06-23 17:40
2 replies
Yeah I text with friends that are mens. I have no female friends...
2021-06-24 16:43
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Why not? So many nice girls
2021-06-24 17:12
#260
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Korea pen_pen
Not really painful, but dislocated jaw. I couldn't get the spit out of my mouth so It was very gross.
2021-06-23 17:20
Life for me )
2021-06-23 17:31
I broke my nose when I was 12 or 13.
2021-06-23 17:45
when jks left 100 thieves
2021-06-24 04:11
kidney issues, really painful don't wish that to anyone
2021-06-24 16:50
foot stuck in ski boot, ski stuck in wet snow = twist foot 180* around leg
2021-06-24 16:53
Supporting FaZe Clan
2021-06-24 16:53
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#287
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
i understand how you feel m8 :(
2021-06-24 16:55
+1
2021-06-24 16:56
when i was a child i went with my sister to the dentist to get rid of some caries but the caries got really deep in the tooth and i needed to take some anesthesia but i didnt because my sister didnt want to stay in a queue to another dentist so i could take some anesthesia. It was really painful
2021-06-24 16:55
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what kind of dentist doesnt have anesthesia? xd
2021-06-24 16:58
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yeah it was kinda a shit clinic
2021-06-24 17:00
being a faze fan
2021-06-24 17:05
when i was like 13 i had the worst stomach cramps, i cant describe the pain. i literally thought i was gonna die, it was fucking insane, i could only lay down on the ground twisted 100 degrees bended over if you understand. my parents asked if they should call ambulance, but it eventually stopped after a few hours. holy shit that makes me shiver to think about it. i never found out what it was.
2021-06-24 17:08
I went cycling in a shitty bike for too long. When i went to bed, the pain hit, it was like a constant cramp on both legs for like half an hour until it very slowly started to tone down. I was lieing in my bed moaning from the pain, almost didnt sleep that night.
2021-06-24 17:23
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