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favorite csgo copypastas?
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Other RealTwistzz 
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story
2021-07-14 06:24
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zywoo top 1
2021-07-14 06:25
hltv.org/profile/1440817/rayduh This guy's description
2021-07-14 06:27
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Specifically thiz one: valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strik with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
2021-07-14 06:29
dude u never seen jimmybelgiums description
2021-07-14 06:39
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Ah yes of course I have. Those are brilliant as well. #FreeJimmyBelgium Edit: can someone send the link to his profile please
2021-07-14 06:41
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damn...
2021-07-14 06:56
ok jimmybelgium's new acc
2021-07-14 07:36
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no... but i know who is
2021-07-14 07:36
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United States Rayduh
who??? spill the name
2021-07-14 07:45
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Me
2021-08-08 06:26
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#28
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United States Rayduh
How did you dig up a 1 month old comment Did you stalk me wtf
2021-08-08 06:29
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Nah I was looking at authors threads and found this
2021-08-08 06:35
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#32
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United States Rayduh
Nice unban I know SharlLegregFan is you
2021-08-08 06:39
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Wtf
2021-10-14 18:13
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#43
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United States Rayduh
How do you find messages from 2 months ago
2021-10-14 21:21
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Because last comment ever from my friend sharllegrergfan was on this thread. He got hacked
2021-10-14 21:55
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#50
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United States Rayduh
you mean your alt SharlLegregFan kinda obvious tbh
2021-10-14 22:09
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Cap
2021-10-15 01:55
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Canada firtlast
the xeppa one actually made me laugh
2021-08-08 08:34
#52
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United States Benchy_boy
+1
2021-10-14 22:16
that is quite the collection
2021-10-14 22:20
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Yugoslavia al0))
"I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull. He argued with her for 15 minutes until sanji just pulled out his credit card and just paid for his whole order."
2021-10-14 22:40
+1
2021-10-14 22:57
dj
2021-07-14 06:28
this is not normally
2021-07-14 06:28
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+1
2021-07-14 07:23
I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull. He argued with her for 15 minutes until sanji just pulled out his credit card and just paid for his whole order.
2021-07-14 06:42
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about semphis. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
2021-07-14 06:44
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ez4hltv
2021-07-14 07:24
this
2021-07-14 07:37
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Australia B_Tannen
+1
2021-08-08 06:53
Nt what ? i own 4 houses and some km`s of land at 27 in Romania ... What do u own fisherman ? a whale ?
2021-07-14 07:02
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+1
2021-10-14 22:35
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India spiderCAKE
Jesper Wecksell is a professional CS:GO player. He’s born in February 23, 1995 and of course, he’s swedish. His nickname is JW, and he’s known as one of the best CS:GO players in the world. He has 3 major trophy and he is often banned by the VAC. Check HLTV.
2021-07-14 07:27
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#17
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India spiderCAKE
I just checked HLTV and there is nothing I could find on the subject of “JW VAC ban”. Whoever is making these silly claims in the Twitch chat room seriously needs to stop because more people might actually go and waste their time trying to find this information. Sad!!
2021-07-14 07:28
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Singapore Am2de
go fuck yourself, i dont give a fuck what you think, I can say whatever the fuck I want. You are arguing with a 15 year old on twitter rn, which maybe means that you are a bit jealous that i actually succeeded in what i did?
2021-07-14 07:30
pee pee poo poo gusi gusi ga ga ga est hotite da da da pee pee poo poo
2021-07-14 07:34
If sterling has million number of fans i am one of them . if sterling has ten fans i am one of them. if sterling have only one fan and that is me . if sterling has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth. if world against the sterling , i am against the world.
2021-07-14 07:41
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Romania wadd
That one with indian kennyS or smth
2021-07-14 07:59
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Chile cristiaan
*team name* players are fantastic, just need to work on comms, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, 1v1 maps, grenade and smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.
2021-07-14 08:05
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+1 my favorite as well
2021-08-08 06:42
+1
2021-10-14 21:24
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Austria Grundz
+1 bestest
2021-10-15 04:59
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Japan Peine
As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so free.
2021-08-08 06:38
The ones where all the players r turned into Indians
2021-08-08 06:38
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India skyl4rk
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.
2021-08-08 07:00
cry is free
2021-08-08 07:16
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Chile jotler
"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie. As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free. Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar): (price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears France: 0,20 $ Italy: 0,17 $ Germany: 0,19 $ United Kingdom: 0,22 $ USA: 0,18 $ Canada: 0,18 $ Japan: 0,18 $ Russia: 0,16 $ That means russia has the cheapest cry. (Hail Communism) Thank you for reading.
2021-08-08 07:18
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I have never seen this copypasta before wtf
2021-08-08 08:29
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noob
2021-10-14 21:22
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2 months later, I have seen it lol many times actually
2021-10-14 22:42
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damn it got baited by NA of all people
2021-10-14 22:42
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i didnt get baited, i just clicked on a link to it and sawi t
2021-10-14 22:44
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I mean I thought u never seen it xD
2021-10-14 22:45
+1
2021-10-14 22:58
JW IS PREGNANT CHECK HLTV! and FAZE DOWN ASS UP gachiHYPER gachiBASS
2021-08-08 07:20
#42
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Finland Kaakeri
Taco: "Actually, I remember one time we were playing against Virtus Pro, Nuke, and it was 15-5 to VP. We were playing as T. VP are CT. And Fallen said, guys if you think we are good, let's prove it now." Teammate: "Did you come back?" Taco: "Of course not. 16-5."
2021-10-14 18:14
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very nice +1
2021-10-14 21:25
if Boombl4 has million number of fans i am one of them. if Boombl4 has ten fans i am one of them. if Boombl4 has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth. if world against Boombl4, i am against the world. i love Boombl4 till my last breath... die hard fan of Boombl4. Ali “Aleksib” Sabid is a Pakistani CS:GO professional, who currently plays for Omad Ghazi (OG), an electrical sports (E-sport) organization in Islamabad, Pakistan. He is a part-time street barber on the Fatah Jang district.
2021-10-14 21:58
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this is ronaldo fan copypasta n t
2021-10-14 22:46
JW pregnant check HLTV
2021-10-14 22:07
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Romania csf
AZK he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
2021-10-14 22:15
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legendary 8/8 pasdta
2021-10-14 22:46
all retarded
2021-10-14 22:38
I am a simple man : ' NA CS OMEGALUL '
2021-10-14 22:43
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it used to be fun now it's just SAD
2021-10-14 22:45
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Why is it ?
2021-10-15 04:34
XANTARES KURDISTAN PRIDE ALLAHTARES BOTTARES ONLINETARES XANTARES ARMENIAN PRIDE
2021-10-14 22:43
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Korea Shazil
Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then going A". He also has second little known tactic of " going A, but going A. What a absolute legend.
2021-10-14 22:50
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+1
2021-10-14 22:58
I'm telling you, ropz is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked what the diapers were for, and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely sh*t on these kids" and then he bunnyhopped out the door.
2021-10-15 00:16
THIS WILL KEEP GOING ON BECAUSE WE SAY NOTHING ABOUT IT, LETS SPAM REPORTS ON ESIC, ON EVENT TWITTER, STREAM, EVERYTHING, TODAY THIS JUST HIT A NEW LEVEL OF MATCHFIX, WTF IS THIS, CALL FBI TO ARREST THOSE THUGS, SPROUT WAS THE SAME TEAM WHO 14-16 VITALY, AND NOW MANAGE TO TROLL A GAME LIKE THIS, WTF MAN
2021-10-15 02:16
can't tell because im in italy with my gf (she's a model) I am outside every day for many hours (Because one of my favorite things to do is BMX)
2021-10-15 02:19
hltv will 404 again but hltv.org/gallery/view/29530 never forget
2021-10-15 02:21
Son of dog, you are at my list You are lucky there are no flyes
2021-10-15 02:25
jOELZ on LAN? I aren't think that. First part: jOELZ on LAN. jOELZ qualified for LAN 3-times, but he didn't show up not even once. Last time it happened was in time, when he played with natu. Instead of playing on LAN, jOELZ just cooked at home (that's why you can find on some forums that jOELZ is chef). Second part: I aren't think that. Some polak, who had really bad english, used it once and everybody started using it on whole HLTV. Sorry for my bad englando.
2021-10-15 02:38
0leksandr "s0mple" K0styliev (born October 2, 1997) is a Ukrainian professional Counter-Strike: Global Offensive player who currently plays for Natus S0mplere (Latin: “Born to lose”) as an AWPer and an exit fragger. He is most known for baiting his highly skilled teammates to oblivion and his overwhelming toxicity, and won the best player of the year in 2018 for constantly statpadding through using his teammates as flashes.
2021-10-15 02:40
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never seen this one
2021-10-15 02:47
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Wtf mens? No see copypasta
2021-10-15 02:54
what dosia found success in hellraisers
2021-10-15 02:46
*player* skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...*player*using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?
2021-10-15 02:46
MIBR DISBAND
2021-10-15 03:00
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Brazil Largato
Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then going A". He also has second little known tactic of " going A, but going A. What a absolute legend. fnx preso (fnx arrested)
2021-10-15 04:55
i arent think that
2021-10-15 05:03
Dont focus on short-term results, focus on improving! Here's a detailed match analysis that will help you: OMEGALUL
2021-10-19 05:23
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New Zealand HeNuX_
I was in Stockholm last week. I went to the local computer shop to see if they had new graphics cards that are so limited. As I walked into the store I was so surprised to see Device. He was smashing each monitor one by one. The workers were unfazed, this was a daily occurrence according to them... 17 October 2021
2021-10-19 05:29
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Giggle
2021-10-19 05:56
This team is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill. That and zywoo not normally are my fav
2021-10-19 06:01
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