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way2sexy | 
Brazil iBait4Fun 
say one word that describes your job and i'll find out
2021-07-19 20:55
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study
2021-07-19 20:56
6 replies
student
2021-07-19 20:56
3 replies
#357
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Brazil Dengozo
that's not a job, is it
2021-07-20 04:22
2 replies
#497
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
i dont think it is
2021-07-21 00:51
1 reply
Depends which country you are from
2021-07-22 01:07
#83
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
student
2021-07-19 21:42
#587
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Netherlands dsombroek
Lawyer
2021-07-21 20:00
leech
2021-07-19 20:56
26 replies
politician
2021-07-19 20:57
8 replies
+1
2021-07-19 20:58
3 replies
PC
2021-07-20 15:55
2 replies
? bruh
2021-07-20 15:55
1 reply
Software Engineer
2021-07-20 16:02
+1
2021-07-19 20:59
+1
2021-07-19 21:57
#358
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Brazil Dengozo
+1
2021-07-20 04:22
+1
2021-07-21 21:58
Blood transfusionist
2021-07-19 20:59
landlord
2021-07-19 21:56
11 replies
being a landlord is work
2021-07-19 22:07
5 replies
kkkkkkkkkkkkk
2021-07-19 22:16
1 reply
check #chat and answer my question
2021-07-19 22:18
Just no
2021-07-20 00:19
2 replies
+1
2021-07-21 00:34
1 reply
+1
2021-07-21 00:41
you'd do it if you could
2021-07-19 23:27
4 replies
if i had the money to buy a rent property, i'd certainly rather put it somewhere more fulfilling
2021-07-20 00:42
3 replies
what like?
2021-07-20 00:43
2 replies
something niche, maybe a small awareness organization or something around cartography
2021-07-20 00:45
1 reply
#468
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Germany Nachofish
kkkkkkkkk
2021-07-20 20:24
housewife?
2021-07-19 23:09
NEET
2021-07-20 03:31
Lawyer?
2021-07-21 11:36
accountant?
2021-07-21 22:58
dj panel
2021-07-19 20:56
2 replies
Cleaner who cleans up after wild parties, and you clean the DJ's equipment from all the spilled coke, pizza grease and bodily fluids Edit; and you work for Very_Ok_Guy #8
2021-07-19 21:03
32k month?
2021-07-19 23:10
#8
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Peru Very_Ok_Guy
32k/month and italian gf
2021-07-19 20:56
7 replies
dj
2021-07-19 20:57
1 reply
correct
2021-07-19 20:57
#85
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
dj for sure one of the best jobs, if not THE best
2021-07-19 21:43
4 replies
the best one is definitely #25
2021-07-19 21:44
3 replies
#137
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
how about HLTV user?
2021-07-19 22:00
2 replies
GOAT job
2021-07-19 22:01
1 reply
#139
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
agree
2021-07-19 22:02
Grid
2021-07-19 20:57
8 replies
power plant technician?
2021-07-19 21:00
7 replies
Actually I build and maintain the power grid
2021-07-19 21:14
6 replies
#76
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United States 3manu3l
pretty close
2021-07-19 21:30
what is then?
2021-07-19 22:31
1 reply
I dont understand your question
2021-07-20 14:57
did u cut my electricity during christmas ?
2021-07-20 02:19
2 replies
Yes 😎
2021-07-20 14:56
1 reply
PepeHands
2021-07-20 19:18
Ok.
2021-07-19 20:57
5 replies
Ok sayer aka best job ever
2021-07-19 20:58
4 replies
true +1
2021-07-19 20:59
#87
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
agree +1
2021-07-19 21:44
#124
OK | 
Brazil okemas
+1
2021-07-19 21:57
fax
2021-07-19 21:59
#22
honda | 
Brazil kindo
computer
2021-07-19 20:58
24 replies
Streamer / YouTuber
2021-07-19 21:04
23 replies
#63
honda | 
Brazil kindo
nope
2021-07-19 21:25
22 replies
guy who assembles the computers ?
2021-07-19 21:26
21 replies
#68
honda | 
Brazil kindo
nope
2021-07-19 21:26
20 replies
programmer?
2021-07-19 21:26
19 replies
#71
honda | 
Brazil kindo
yes
2021-07-19 21:27
18 replies
which department tho? videogame programming? app developer? backend developer? CS programmer? PHP? Working for Google? or Apple? or Microsoft?
2021-07-19 21:29
15 replies
#78
honda | 
Brazil kindo
web developer backend i like php my company is bff with microsoft
2021-07-19 21:31
14 replies
wow cool, are you satisfied with your salary? is it what you expected? is it better or worse than what you expected? what tips do you have for a high school student who wants to be a programmer in the future, but doesn't know which department to choose? (or just in general, to become a programmer) why to choose php/ backend web developing? why not to? if you could go back in time, would you choose a different type of programming or would you choose this again?
2021-07-19 21:33
12 replies
#82
honda | 
Brazil kindo
yes i am i expected what i have now study the trending languages and master them i like php but i don't use php to code, i use C# and JS. i didn't choose them but i like to code with these too backend is for real men frontend is for gay i'm still in the beginning of my career so i still have plenty of time to find my favorite language
2021-07-19 21:41
11 replies
Thank you very much! Would you say you use a lot of mathematics/physics in programming as a web developer? or learning the raw code and memorizing stuff is more important? in video game programming, is math more important than the sole learning of code? do you think anyone can learn and understand even the most complex maths, or some people are born to understand it better while others aren't?
2021-07-19 21:43
9 replies
#96
honda | 
Brazil kindo
i almost don't use physics or math in coding. just learn the syntax and logics. in game coding, math is more present, but coding is still the main thing. messi was born with the talent. ronaldo fought for the talent, and now both are at the same lvl. ofc some are more gifted than others, but hard work always trespasses the talent.
2021-07-19 21:46
6 replies
thank you very much! would you say if someone has a decent understand of maths/physics and mathematical logic, they can learn any programming with ease? is it possible to fully learn programming languages from free youtube videos and free online courses? in my high school , throughout the first two years, we have only learned C and some basic C++, and tbh I know I should do a lot of programming in my spare time and improve myself, but I just can't find the motivation tbh. as far as I know, currently the most popular languages are JavaScript, Java, PHP, CS (idk if PHP and CS are actually languages or not), and maybe Python and C#. Hopefully we will learn some of these languages in the next 2 years, but if not, maybe I can learn a bit about them online?
2021-07-19 21:57
5 replies
yes yes but it's harder python is by far currently the most popular one gl in ur future career mens, study hard and get confident with your knowledge.
2021-07-19 22:24
4 replies
thank you for your time and your answers!
2021-07-19 22:25
3 replies
ur welcome )))
2021-07-19 22:25
2 replies
oh and just one last thing, how can I decide which sector to take? like, web-developer, or video game programmer... What if I choose the wrong one and end up regretting it? or just how to make sure I choose the one that's the best for me?
2021-07-19 22:26
1 reply
think like this: there are MANY jobs available and a really small amount of programmers.
2021-07-19 22:29
It's all about design patterns. Your code will constantly evolve, but if you understand why you are doing it, you can pretty much take any language. A good programmer is someone who knows what to type in the search bar. After that, its just up yo you to put the time needed to do it.
2021-07-20 03:38
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And about salary and all, i'm a SRE dev, with only 4 years of experience (did went to university thought) and i make around 80k per year with private insurrance and unlimited PAID vacation. Last year i took around 6 weeks off and this year i'm already at 4. So yeah, its above anything else i could hope.
2021-07-20 03:43
#362
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Brazil Dengozo
good if u aren't into building a full app, but still u gotta know at least the basics of front end like html, css and js
2021-07-20 04:30
#360
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Brazil Dengozo
NodeJS > php
2021-07-20 04:28
#385
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Czech Republic Ventraks
so, you are programmer? Name all programming languages
2021-07-20 13:30
1 reply
microsoft linus torvalds apple
2021-07-20 16:05
Don't have a real job cuz I'm in high school, however I'm looking forward to do online freelance transcription / English- Hungarian translation jobs, sadly I can't apply to rev.com cuz they aren't looking for freelancers in my area and Hungarian translation isn't an option there either
2021-07-19 21:05
1 reply
cool job +1
2021-07-19 20:59
No
2021-07-19 20:58
Eigenvectors
2021-07-19 20:59
1 reply
nuclear physicist
2021-07-19 21:01
#31
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Georgia ikaika97
home-beach-home
2021-07-19 20:59
2 replies
idk
2021-07-19 20:59
1 reply
#39
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Georgia ikaika97
Unemployment
2021-07-19 21:01
#41
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Portugal _andrew_
technology
2021-07-19 21:01
1 reply
Pharmaceutical technologist
2021-07-19 21:06
#44
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World DolphinfK
Support
2021-07-19 21:03
1 reply
Hello your computer has viru-
2021-07-19 21:05
#47
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Finland Ahvar
rock
2021-07-19 21:06
12 replies
Band member Or construction worker
2021-07-19 21:06
9 replies
#418
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Finland Ahvar
Kind of. I drive an escavator to put lighting web cables or rain gutters.
2021-07-20 17:47
8 replies
Nice, when is your next album coming out?
2021-07-20 17:57
7 replies
#478
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Finland Ahvar
album? I don't make no music!
2021-07-20 20:47
6 replies
oh sorry, I misinterpreted your response and thought you were a band member and your instrument was the escavator
2021-07-20 20:48
5 replies
#498
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
is there an instrument called escavator? wtf
2021-07-21 00:53
4 replies
No , as far as I know. I was just joking
2021-07-21 00:53
3 replies
#500
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
oh ok, im sorry for ruining the joke :'(
2021-07-21 00:54
2 replies
Np, you didn't ruin it
2021-07-21 00:56
1 reply
#503
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
thanks ^^
2021-07-21 01:01
#104
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
construction worker
2021-07-19 21:49
arabic judge
2021-07-20 13:57
#51
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Denmark BadTakes
homework
2021-07-19 21:08
3 replies
#106
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
student i guess
2021-07-19 21:49
#108
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Other the_dark
fk thanks for reminder, I have like a dozen of assignments pending
2021-07-19 21:50
1 reply
#501
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
gl mens((
2021-07-21 00:54
#52
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
hltv
2021-07-19 21:08
18 replies
+1
2021-07-19 21:43
top2-3 job for sure
2021-07-19 21:45
15 replies
#92
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
+1 top 1 though
2021-07-19 21:46
14 replies
yes 1. HLTV user 2. DJ 3. OK sayer --- Massive gap --- All others
2021-07-19 21:47
13 replies
#101
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
+1 but OK sayer is at the same level of DJ
2021-07-19 21:47
10 replies
ur getting so close to 30k comments!
2021-07-19 21:49
8 replies
#114
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
yes, im so happy ^^ i'll become the top 10 user with most comments on hltv today, and will get 30k comments in ~3 days, if i dont get banned
2021-07-19 21:51
7 replies
GLHF
2021-07-19 21:52
6 replies
#121
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
ty mens))
2021-07-19 21:53
5 replies
u will be top1 some day for sure But I heard from very trustable sources that some user will overcome you in a few years...
2021-07-19 21:57
4 replies
#128
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
im sorry but those sources are lying B) ty though
2021-07-19 21:58
2 replies
no they are very trustable
2021-07-19 21:58
1 reply
#131
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
0/8 :'(
2021-07-19 21:59
That user has to be BIGGEST_OK_FAN, right?
2021-07-21 21:59
+1
2021-07-19 21:52
hltv user, DJ, and OK sayer are the only jobs in the world
2021-07-19 21:48
1 reply
#115
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
+1 can confirm
2021-07-19 21:51
+1
2021-07-19 21:46
driving
2021-07-19 21:12
7 replies
Eurotruck streamer
2021-07-19 21:39
6 replies
lol actually driving on the road not a trucker tho
2021-07-19 21:58
4 replies
Jk mate. Drive safely!
2021-07-19 22:30
1 reply
#507
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
+1 safety over everything !
2021-07-21 01:05
Taxi/Uber
2021-07-20 01:19
1 reply
#506
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
+1 thats my guess too
2021-07-21 01:04
#505
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
lmao
2021-07-21 01:03
spark
2021-07-19 21:12
2 replies
Spark man
2021-07-20 20:15
#508
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
is this even a word? never heard it before
2021-07-21 01:05
GME
2021-07-19 21:15
8 replies
gey master ejection...?
2021-07-19 22:13
7 replies
Stock trader
2021-07-19 23:08
6 replies
what firm you work at?
2021-07-20 02:40
5 replies
I do it on my own.
2021-07-20 18:05
4 replies
#509
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
wow thats nice
2021-07-21 01:06
3 replies
Thanks, I donate a part of my money and shares to charities. Having so much money and not using it for the greater good is pointless imo
2021-07-21 01:11
2 replies
#528
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
thats amazing :DDD
2021-07-21 01:11
#541
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United States xcalibot
brits aint that good people so i doubt
2021-07-21 06:49
#57
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Brazil edgy_man
perdeu
2021-07-19 21:16
2 replies
#74
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Brazil 1930
biker?
2021-07-19 21:29
#510
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
mens(( wtf
2021-07-21 01:06
Odds
2021-07-19 21:21
4 replies
odd number counter
2021-07-19 23:16
odd number counter
2021-07-19 23:17
2 replies
More like bookmaker I am in Betano in your country too
2021-07-19 23:51
1 reply
betano is goated
2021-07-20 17:53
money
2021-07-19 21:22
4 replies
mr krabs
2021-07-19 21:46
1 reply
#515
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
lmao
2021-07-21 01:07
#469
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Germany Nachofish
cosidering the flag: probably politics
2021-07-20 20:25
#513
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
thief? not really a job but still
2021-07-21 01:07
Snake
2021-07-19 21:23
12 replies
stanislaw
2021-07-19 21:47
7 replies
<\3
2021-07-21 00:22
4 replies
sry <3
2021-07-21 00:46
2 replies
#517
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
oh thats so cute :3
2021-07-21 01:08
<3 Team Liquid deserves a heart
2021-07-21 01:48
#516
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
hes right tho
2021-07-21 01:07
#519
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
kkkkkkkkk
2021-07-21 01:08
snake = python = ?
2021-07-21 11:25
#518
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
zoo?
2021-07-21 01:08
2 replies
snake = python = ?
2021-07-21 11:25
1 reply
#589
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
programmer?
2021-07-21 21:11
Coder
2021-07-21 11:37
Elo
2021-07-19 21:23
5 replies
#521
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
faceit player?
2021-07-21 01:09
4 replies
Elo booster xd, but no jk
2021-07-21 09:21
3 replies
#590
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
I have no idea then
2021-07-21 21:16
2 replies
My job supposed to be "elo booster". But I'm just trolling man. Just wanted to see if you can guess it right :)
2021-07-21 22:54
1 reply
#632
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
oh ok now i understand what you mean, sorry for the weird question xd
2021-07-21 22:56
#64
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Brazil Karlogaria
Sleep
2021-07-19 21:25
6 replies
koala
2021-07-19 21:46
#520
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
no idea really, could you tell me?
2021-07-21 01:09
4 replies
maybe bed tester
2021-07-21 05:44
2 replies
#591
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
That sounds like a cool job ngl :D
2021-07-21 21:16
Wouldn't be bad xD
2021-07-22 02:07
Anesthesiologist (3rd residency year)
2021-07-22 02:07
6€/litre
2021-07-19 21:26
3 replies
alcoholic
2021-07-20 12:38
2 replies
nope, I sell berries
2021-07-20 12:39
#522
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
+1
2021-07-21 01:09
you discover my job, i sell power
2021-07-19 21:26
4 replies
President?
2021-07-20 01:02
3 replies
S1mple's gf
2021-07-20 12:40
2 replies
#523
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
lol
2021-07-21 01:10
#527
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
wait i already commented here?wtf
2021-07-21 01:11
car 8)
2021-07-19 21:26
#73
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Poland xMBTx
brothel
2021-07-19 21:29
1 reply
nice
2021-07-19 22:24
Management
2021-07-19 21:30
3 replies
manager
2021-07-19 21:50
2 replies
No, it's not that simple
2021-07-19 21:51
1 reply
Zywoo?
2021-07-20 20:11
#77
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United States 3manu3l
computer
2021-07-19 21:31
2 replies
cheater
2021-07-19 21:50
1 reply
#151
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United States 3manu3l
i hate hackermens
2021-07-19 22:12
how can i hint something about automation without right away saying what I do?
2021-07-19 21:31
1 reply
autimatic
2021-07-19 22:08
#99
Dosia | 
Russia Rapu
debugger
2021-07-19 21:47
2 replies
programmer
2021-07-19 21:50
1 reply
#117
Dosia | 
Russia Rapu
8/8
2021-07-19 21:52
depression
2021-07-19 21:53
7 replies
9/5 office job in middle management
2021-07-19 22:00
3 replies
student
2021-07-19 22:05
1 reply
#278
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
oh makes sense aswell :(
2021-07-20 00:15
+1
2021-07-21 19:48
#277
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
Unemployed
2021-07-20 00:15
Canadian
2021-07-20 01:20
1 reply
accurate
2021-07-20 01:42
#127
OK | 
Brazil okemas
simple
2021-07-19 21:58
1 reply
#132
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
2021-07-19 21:59
ok
2021-07-19 21:59
3 replies
#279
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
#25 also nice name mens))
2021-07-20 00:15
2 replies
zanks) but #25 doesnt exist anymore :(
2021-07-20 13:11
1 reply
#483
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
it was saying "OK sayer, aka best job ever"
2021-07-20 21:19
escritorio (forgot name in english)
2021-07-19 22:07
4 replies
a company's slave
2021-07-19 22:28
3 replies
nope
2021-07-19 22:31
2 replies
what then
2021-07-19 22:31
1 reply
lawyer
2021-07-19 22:32
KELA
2021-07-19 22:07
Crush
2021-07-19 22:08
1 reply
tinder employee
2021-07-19 22:28
social
2021-07-19 22:10
7 replies
teacher
2021-07-19 22:28
6 replies
no
2021-07-19 22:52
5 replies
social educator?
2021-07-19 22:53
4 replies
no
2021-07-19 22:53
3 replies
social distancer?
2021-07-19 22:53
2 replies
yes, corona virus i love
2021-07-19 22:54
1 reply
<3
2021-07-19 22:54
Animal
2021-07-19 22:11
1 reply
zoo keper
2021-07-19 22:21
mone
2021-07-19 22:13
Arguments.
2021-07-19 22:19
4 replies
lawyer
2021-07-19 22:20
2 replies
What sorcery is this? 😨
2021-07-19 22:21
1 reply
a lawyer
2021-07-19 22:21
marriage counselor?
2021-07-19 23:12
damn!
2021-07-19 22:19
#162
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Sweden ALVO
Parcels
2021-07-19 22:21
3 replies
debt tnakt
2021-07-19 22:21
2 replies
#164
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Sweden ALVO
English?
2021-07-19 22:22
1 reply
no
2021-07-19 22:22
html
2021-07-19 22:22
4 replies
hmmm chef?
2021-07-19 22:22
2 replies
what?klkkkkkkk no close
2021-07-19 22:23
1 reply
hmmm cooker?
2021-07-19 22:49
McAffee
2021-07-19 23:11
finance
2021-07-19 22:23
1 reply
Epstein
2021-07-19 22:24
thief
2021-07-19 22:24
10 replies
politician?
2021-07-19 22:26
9 replies
no
2021-07-19 22:29
8 replies
what then
2021-07-20 00:49
7 replies
thief
2021-07-20 00:50
6 replies
politician?
2021-07-21 12:35
5 replies
No
2021-07-21 18:33
4 replies
what then
2021-07-21 18:35
3 replies
thief
2021-07-21 19:56
2 replies
politician?
2021-07-21 21:26
1 reply
No
2021-07-21 23:23
Chemistry
2021-07-19 22:26
3 replies
scientist
2021-07-19 22:26
2 replies
Drug addict
2021-07-20 19:33
1 reply
+1
2021-07-21 19:49
Spring
2021-07-19 22:32
1 reply
idk
2021-07-19 22:35
#194
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Ukraine XBOCT111
altitude
2021-07-19 22:37
3 replies
pilot
2021-07-19 22:38
2 replies
#220
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Ukraine XBOCT111
That was too easy :<
2021-07-19 23:00
1 reply
sorry friend :(
2021-07-19 23:00
children
2021-07-19 22:38
2 replies
teacher
2021-07-19 22:41
1 reply
10/10
2021-07-19 22:42
suffering
2021-07-19 22:41
2 replies
Astralis Fan
2021-07-19 22:41
1 reply
#269
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
+1
2021-07-19 23:53
Gun
2021-07-19 22:45
2 replies
police officer
2021-07-19 22:46
1 reply
Correct
2021-07-20 02:34
packaging
2021-07-19 22:46
2 replies
packager
2021-07-19 22:48
1 reply
No, food engineer.
2021-07-19 22:55
#205
 | 
Cyprus delur
panels
2021-07-19 22:48
2 replies
panel cleaner
2021-07-19 22:49
1 reply
#221
 | 
Cyprus delur
nope
2021-07-19 23:00
#219
 | 
Uzbekistan gafurman
fee
2021-07-19 22:58
4 replies
fee taker
2021-07-19 23:05
1 reply
#231
 | 
Uzbekistan gafurman
TRUE
2021-07-19 23:06
2021-07-19 23:11
1 reply
#256
 | 
Uzbekistan gafurman
I am a broker
2021-07-19 23:20
Tips
2021-07-19 23:02
6 replies
beggar?
2021-07-19 23:04
1 reply
harsh. -1
2021-07-19 23:05
waitress
2021-07-19 23:07
3 replies
poggers
2021-07-19 23:07
2 replies
or waiter?
2021-07-19 23:14
1 reply
ye waiter
2021-07-19 23:16
Boom
2021-07-19 23:04
15 replies
terrorist
2021-07-19 23:04
2 replies
Not quite
2021-07-19 23:06
1 reply
hmm
2021-07-19 23:06
drumer
2021-07-19 23:07
1 reply
If i was in a band i would have to be bass or guitar
2021-07-20 03:27
headshot
2021-07-19 23:09
sailor
2021-07-19 23:10
3 replies
yes ofc
2021-07-19 23:16
1 reply
easy
2021-07-20 00:11
Could of been
2021-07-20 03:27
demolition
2021-07-20 12:27
4 replies
Closest so far
2021-07-20 22:42
3 replies
EOD?
2021-07-21 07:14
2 replies
Nah that sounds terrifying
2021-07-21 22:57
1 reply
Ikr lol
2021-07-22 00:37
BMX every day
2021-07-19 23:10
2 replies
thief
2021-07-19 23:14
1 reply
you got me O.o
2021-07-20 00:12
packages
2021-07-19 23:18
4 replies
? -1
2021-07-20 00:36
Ted Kacynski
2021-07-20 01:22
1 reply
Lmfao you got him
2021-07-21 19:49
#470
 | 
Germany Nachofish
terrorist
2021-07-20 20:27
components
2021-07-19 23:21
2 replies
pc builder
2021-07-19 23:28
Componenta IT
2021-07-20 12:28
complaints
2021-07-19 23:52
4 replies
complaints technician
2021-07-19 23:59
3 replies
nope
2021-07-20 00:14
2 replies
Call center?
2021-07-20 12:29
1 reply
Nope
2021-07-20 19:13
6k / moth and Ukrainian model gf
2021-07-20 00:19
2 replies
s1mple gf?
2021-07-20 00:33
1 reply
tier 3 dj :D
2021-07-20 00:42
Router
2021-07-20 00:54
7 replies
TI guy
2021-07-20 12:24
6 replies
yeah IT guy, but what kind of profession? Programmer or what?
2021-07-20 12:43
5 replies
Facebook hacker
2021-07-20 13:27
4 replies
almost there
2021-07-20 13:48
3 replies
HLTV hacker
2021-07-20 13:56
2 replies
exactly!! (dont tell jonathan tho <3)
2021-07-20 13:58
1 reply
Reported
2021-07-20 14:01
#293
 | 
Portugal Hmikas
pain.
2021-07-20 00:55
4 replies
being an astralis fan
2021-07-20 00:55
3 replies
#295
 | 
Portugal Hmikas
-astralis +mibr
2021-07-20 00:56
2 replies
being a saw fan
2021-07-20 00:56
1 reply
#297
 | 
Portugal Hmikas
name checks out
2021-07-20 00:56
Scoliosis
2021-07-20 00:59
2 replies
idubbz
2021-07-20 01:07
Bubzki
2021-07-21 19:50
#299
 | 
Argentina EnvyJ
Music
2021-07-20 01:00
2 replies
32k/month
2021-07-20 03:32
1 reply
#530
 | 
Argentina EnvyJ
I wish
2021-07-21 01:14
2021-07-20 01:01
condom
2021-07-20 01:04
2 replies
Pornstar
2021-07-20 02:06
1 reply
wrong, I poke holes. keep guessing
2021-07-20 02:54
200iq
2021-07-20 01:21
1 reply
HLTV chad
2021-07-20 02:06
luggage
2021-07-20 02:08
4 replies
Airport staff
2021-07-20 03:34
3 replies
wrong
2021-07-20 03:35
2 replies
Luggage man?
2021-07-20 03:44
1 reply
yeah :(
2021-07-20 04:11
Nvm
2021-07-20 02:21
crazy :D
2021-07-20 02:22
4 replies
feminist
2021-07-20 03:32
1 reply
since when idiology ore believe is a job wtf :D
2021-07-20 04:00
Communist
2021-07-20 03:33
1 reply
since when idiology ore believe is a job wtf :D
2021-07-20 04:00
excel
2021-07-20 02:22
4 replies
Some company's slave
2021-07-20 03:33
3 replies
+1, but probably logistics?
2021-07-20 12:44
1 reply
Yes
2021-07-20 13:27
+1
2021-07-21 23:12
Vroom
2021-07-20 02:39
1 reply
H0nda's #1 fan boy
2021-07-20 03:45
#320
 | 
Portugal ghostyycs
Jonathan E.
2021-07-20 02:53
4 replies
tyrant
2021-07-20 03:32
1 reply
#363
 | 
Portugal ghostyycs
correct
2021-07-20 04:39
Slave
2021-07-20 03:33
#472
 | 
Germany Nachofish
stalinist dictator
2021-07-20 20:27
Jail
2021-07-20 03:01
2 replies
Detention officer
2021-07-20 03:33
jail man
2021-07-20 03:33
Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'fetch' of undefined
2021-07-20 03:06
9 replies
Programmer
2021-07-20 03:32
8 replies
isso mesmo meu cara, e muito triste
2021-07-20 04:14
7 replies
? Cant ybderstand
2021-07-20 12:28
6 replies
Oh I'm sorry, I meant to say "that's right my dude, it's very sad" Thought you were Brazilian, so I tried something on translator lol
2021-07-20 17:34
5 replies
#620
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
the translation is right btw, the only mistake is that "e" is "é", but we can still understand it very well
2021-07-21 22:05
4 replies
coolio!
2021-07-22 22:27
3 replies
#652
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
thats not a word as far as i know
2021-07-22 22:28
2 replies
it's just a variation of "cool", it's not translated in anything :)
2021-07-23 02:35
1 reply
#660
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
Oh ok, thanks for explaining ^^
2021-07-23 21:19
poland
2021-07-20 03:35
3 replies
Poland boy
2021-07-20 03:45
toilet cleaner for sure
2021-07-20 12:45
1 reply
+1
2021-07-20 13:56
summer
2021-07-20 03:41
6 replies
Idk tbh
2021-07-20 03:44
1 reply
its summer job. i work in icecream store in the summer :)
2021-07-20 20:46
paradise hotel man
2021-07-20 15:11
#626
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
I have no idea wtf
2021-07-21 22:15
2 replies
2021-07-21 22:16
1 reply
#628
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
Oh ok, thats nice, icecream is very good ^^
2021-07-21 22:17
#352
 | 
Brazil Fusin
fire
2021-07-20 04:01
3 replies
You da a rosca?
2021-07-20 04:04
2 replies
#356
 | 
Brazil Fusin
bombeiro
2021-07-20 04:14
1 reply
Ok
2021-07-20 12:34
Bump
2021-07-20 12:22
5 replies
Bump
2021-07-20 12:42
4 replies
Bump
2021-07-20 15:51
3 replies
Error Not Found 404
2021-07-20 20:07
2 replies
Bump
2021-07-20 20:13
1 reply
Bump
2021-07-21 00:05
Justice
2021-07-20 12:36
2 replies
Prisioner?
2021-07-20 12:40
1 reply
Nah
2021-07-20 14:24
Cash
2021-07-20 12:37
1 reply
Bank robber
2021-07-20 12:41
technology
2021-07-20 13:58
4 replies
Twitter hacker
2021-07-20 14:00
2 replies
HLTV hacker, not bad though
2021-07-20 14:00
1 reply
-1
2021-07-20 14:01
#543
 | 
Kazakhstan PlaNkz
Valve anticheat creator
2021-07-21 07:08
baiting
2021-07-20 14:09
3 replies
No
2021-07-20 15:09
1 reply
baiting is my job man xD
2021-07-22 06:21
Coldzera
2021-07-21 19:51
cash register and mean customers
2021-07-20 15:10
2 replies
supermarket manager
2021-07-20 15:51
1 reply
very close, but im more of a peasant
2021-07-20 19:23
Microsoft
2021-07-20 15:56
1 reply
hacker
2021-07-20 16:07
gf
2021-07-20 15:57
2 replies
Sucker
2021-07-20 20:06
1 reply
Doesn't exists :')
2021-07-21 05:30
DB-OOT Edit: not bait surprisingly
2021-07-20 16:05
I make other ppl drunk, but I'm also their psychiatrist.
2021-07-20 16:08
2 replies
barman ? 🔥
2021-07-20 17:39
Barman + Drug dealer
2021-07-21 19:52
User
2021-07-20 16:10
2 replies
#474
 | 
Germany Nachofish
crackwhore?
2021-07-20 20:28
#630
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
HLTV?
2021-07-21 22:30
Ok.
2021-07-20 17:47
3 replies
No
2021-07-20 21:02
2 replies
Ok sayer best job wdym
2021-07-20 21:03
1 reply
#616
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
+1
2021-07-21 22:00
#420
 | 
North America Phyxda
Pain
2021-07-20 17:50
1 reply
#433
rain | 
Czech Republic Guczy
professional faceit pugger?
2021-07-20 19:38
#422
 | 
Finland KieZuZ
sales
2021-07-20 17:54
1 reply
Salesman
2021-07-20 20:05
Writing
2021-07-20 17:55
5 replies
writer
2021-07-20 19:09
4 replies
no new hint: information
2021-07-21 06:37
3 replies
journalist
2021-07-21 18:26
2 replies
8/8
2021-07-21 19:44
1 reply
nice
2021-07-21 19:45
Miner
2021-07-20 19:27
11 replies
Bitcoin?
2021-07-20 20:06
10 replies
Nono, I mine potash and salt :-)
2021-07-20 20:07
9 replies
Oh cool, where do you live?
2021-07-20 20:08
8 replies
I am from Andorra but I live nearby Barcelona in a small town called Súria.
2021-07-20 20:09
7 replies
+1 good luck man
2021-07-20 20:09
6 replies
Thanks, gonna quit my job in 6 months tho, I'll move to Sweden to work as a Data analyst. The wage is pretty good here as a miner (Around 3000 € per month) but I want to work as a data analyst, Ill earn less but Ill be happier
2021-07-20 20:12
5 replies
#458
 | 
Ukraine W1ldHunt
Damn, how many hours do you work?
2021-07-20 20:15
4 replies
Probably 12h/day
2021-07-20 20:17
1 reply
8 hr a day / 6 days a week, 4 days off
2021-07-20 20:22
8 hr a day / 6 days a week, 4 days off
2021-07-20 20:21
1 reply
#495
 | 
Ukraine W1ldHunt
Esta bien como para un jornada dura. Mucha suerte con el futuro trabajo
2021-07-21 00:43
Melody
2021-07-20 19:31
4 replies
Simger
2021-07-20 20:07
3 replies
That was easy wasn't it :D
2021-07-20 20:12
2 replies
Yesm
2021-07-20 20:15
#629
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
Yes it was :P
2021-07-21 22:30
HLTV
2021-07-20 19:54
2 replies
Unemployed 16 year old who lives with grandma
2021-07-20 20:05
#603
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
HLTV user of course, best job !
2021-07-21 21:53
#435
 | 
Austria faklaf
salute
2021-07-20 19:58
2 replies
army man
2021-07-20 20:05
1 reply
#473
 | 
Austria faklaf
yes men
2021-07-20 20:28
moving disks
2021-07-20 20:02
1 reply
Disk boy
2021-07-20 20:05
conceive
2021-07-20 20:07
4 replies
Lady?
2021-07-20 20:07
3 replies
a lady is a job? no I am software developer & designer
2021-07-20 20:08
2 replies
close nt
2021-07-20 20:09
Of course you are (indian)
2021-07-20 20:30
reported for not guessing mine #54
2021-07-20 20:14
1 reply
Sorrym mam
2021-07-20 20:16
wood
2021-07-20 20:15
1 reply
Wood mam
2021-07-20 20:16
Guess mine: ⚽️🥇
2021-07-20 20:22
3 replies
Pizza delivery
2021-07-20 20:27
2 replies
Yes
2021-07-20 20:35
#613
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
lol
2021-07-21 21:59
Cocktails
2021-07-20 21:03
2 replies
Barman?
2021-07-21 00:07
1 reply
Yup
2021-07-21 01:38
#486
 | 
United Kingdom Leftie
Adobe
2021-07-21 00:05
2 replies
Designer?
2021-07-21 00:07
1 reply
#534
 | 
United Kingdom Leftie
Yeah, kinda, gg.
2021-07-21 02:54
i pay a lot of womens from ua and russia at end of week
2021-07-21 00:10
1 reply
Mafia
2021-07-21 00:18
Saw
2021-07-21 00:23
#524
 | 
Mexico GiPaD
Graphic design
2021-07-21 01:10
6 replies
graphic designer
2021-07-21 01:11
5 replies
#600
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
wow that was probably hard
2021-07-21 21:49
4 replies
yes took me several hours of reflection
2021-07-21 21:59
3 replies
#612
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
And still it was faster than i thought
2021-07-21 21:59
2 replies
yes i'm known for being a quick guesser
2021-07-21 22:00
1 reply
#615
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
+rep, thats really impressive
2021-07-21 22:00
32k/month
2021-07-21 01:39
9 replies
#602
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
DJ
2021-07-21 21:52
8 replies
how does it feel to have almost 30k comments mens))?
2021-07-21 21:54
7 replies
#608
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
When i think about it, it really is a lot, im very happy :DDD Im not as happy as i was when i got 8,10,15 or 20k comments though, probably because at this point im basically forcing myself to use hltv all day long. I still feel very good, but i think i would feel much better if i did it a bit slower ^^
2021-07-21 21:58
6 replies
Yea I still think that the best feeling is reaching 10k comments I can't even imagine how happy will i be when I do it some day... ( )
2021-07-21 22:02
5 replies
#619
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
8k comments was the best one for me I remember creating it when the mods were not sleeping, and it still got lots of comments, i made comments there for almost 3 days in a row, the comments were also very nice. But then the mods deleted it, and now they delete every comment thread that i create. edit: 20k comments was the second best btw
2021-07-21 22:04
4 replies
i guess it's useless to them
2021-07-21 22:05
3 replies
#622
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
Yes, Jonathan told me that it is useless and pointless :(
2021-07-21 22:06
2 replies
expected
2021-07-21 22:07
1 reply
#625
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
tbh, yes, though im still mad that the first thread survived for 3 threads while now they get deleted in 10 minutes
2021-07-21 22:08
#535
 | 
Portugal Surya
People come to me when they owe money, among other things
2021-07-21 03:04
form walls
2021-07-21 05:59
2 replies
housepainter
2021-07-21 16:09
1 reply
no
2021-07-22 01:01
i code
2021-07-21 06:40
3 replies
Programmer
2021-07-21 12:24
print('prove it or i kill u')
2021-07-21 16:09
#597
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
programmer
2021-07-21 21:46
#542
 | 
Kazakhstan PlaNkz
Plan
2021-07-21 06:57
3 replies
addict
2021-07-21 16:06
2 replies
#654
 | 
Kazakhstan PlaNkz
I am planning engineer as well
2021-07-23 07:06
1 reply
oh, sorry mens. How can I forget?? Gambit fans smartest mens on earth 🌎
2021-07-23 10:00
crack dealer with cj
2021-07-21 07:17
1 reply
kid
2021-07-21 16:06
#549
 | 
United Kingdom DB_R20
plug
2021-07-21 11:27
2 replies
farmer
2021-07-21 16:06
1 reply
#586
 | 
United Kingdom DB_R20
lol no
2021-07-21 19:57
Swift
2021-07-21 11:29
2 replies
fakeflagger
2021-07-21 16:08
ios front end programmer
2021-07-21 22:08
live
2021-07-21 11:35
bug
2021-07-21 12:30
1 reply
XANTARES
2021-07-21 16:06
#557
RpK | 
Croatia Mikylm
Death
2021-07-21 12:42
3 replies
hltv admin
2021-07-21 16:10
1 reply
#571
RpK | 
Croatia Mikylm
close try again c0v1d
2021-07-21 16:24
Astralis CEO?
2021-07-23 09:44
#558
 | 
Belgium lil_vodka
Gambling
2021-07-21 16:03
2 replies
Gaben
2021-07-21 16:07
1 reply
#568
 | 
Belgium lil_vodka
ofc mens i've got big brain just like this sexy ass dude
2021-07-21 16:10
DJ 32k/month
2021-07-21 16:08
1 reply
#596
 | 
Brazil ghcnvbkn
DJ i guess
2021-07-21 21:46
cs no life
2021-07-21 19:53
2 replies
wdym no life
2021-07-21 21:56
1 reply
i play cs 16 hours a day
2021-07-21 21:59
Ruining other people's privacy
2021-07-21 19:53
2 replies
google ceo
2021-07-21 21:32
1 reply
Got it!
2021-07-21 23:12
#588
 | 
United States Jeebur
air-conditioning
2021-07-21 20:02
#594
 | 
Chile cristiaan
hi
2021-07-21 21:33
fastfood
2021-07-21 21:45
Keyboard
2021-07-21 21:47
Powershell
2021-07-21 21:49
2 replies
sys admin
2021-07-21 23:24
1 reply
almost
2021-07-22 09:48
bubble
2021-07-21 21:50
php
2021-07-21 21:55
2 replies
programmer ez laravel or symfony?
2021-07-21 23:25
1 reply
i do bespoke full stack with laravel
2021-07-22 00:04
#618
 | 
Denmark Brors
kvickly
2021-07-21 22:03
winner
2021-07-22 00:37
#645
 | 
Russia TRAV1SZ
miner u have 50/50 chance
2021-07-22 01:15
1 reply
minecraft player - Ez
2021-07-22 09:56
bed
2021-07-23 09:46
mechanical
2021-07-23 09:47
Wow wow wow, this is very hard. Extremely hard to say it in one word and even harder for you to guess, unless your some kind of wonderchild. Hmm. No, one word isnt possible, a sentence ok. My work makes it possible for you to work up high safely.
2021-07-23 21:23
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