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Most harmless animal?
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France Haibara 
What's the most harmless animal? I am thinking about animal that cannot harm, hurt, or kill you in anyways even when it has malicious intent? Obviously super tiny small bugs prob are harmless but anything else?
2021-07-22 19:55
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#1
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Albania tflCx
zade
2021-07-22 19:56
capybara
2021-07-22 19:56
21 replies
i was about say same
2021-07-22 20:18
i love those animals i want one at my home
2021-07-22 20:19
12 replies
#52
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Brazil frvjoel
you woudnt want, they poop a lot
2021-07-22 20:58
8 replies
like their own poop?
2021-07-22 21:26
6 replies
#99
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Brazil frvjoel
i didn't understand, but they realy poop a lot, here in my city they live in the forest areas around here, and there are a lot of little balls of poop everywhere.
2021-07-22 21:45
5 replies
You have them there? 😊 Are they like wild or something?
2021-07-23 12:10
4 replies
#226
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Brazil frvjoel
yeah, they're native to south america, they basicaly are in every lake around here, in my city they are in parks and in the forest around here, they're basicaly the city mascots. And a funny one is that once i was camping in the region with my scouts group, and some capybaras invaded the camp ate the bread and pissed in the pans
2021-07-23 16:01
3 replies
Omg xD
2021-07-23 19:43
#246
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Brazil Brades
just like jermans in poland... cabyparas are dangerous o_O
2021-07-23 19:45
1 reply
;D This guy
2021-07-23 19:51
They also attract huge ass anacondas!
2021-07-22 21:45
They are wild animals don't pet any of them like those mfs asian people petting otters like morons
2021-07-22 23:00
1 reply
Lmaoooo
2021-07-23 12:12
I want a wombat 😊
2021-07-23 12:12
#215
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Brazil BEHEM0T
capybaras can be very territorialist. i've read more than one story about them killing dogs and attacking hoomans
2021-07-23 14:34
fact: capybara is called waterpig in german
2021-07-23 16:27
5 replies
Reason for that? Xd
2021-07-24 01:00
1 reply
#298
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Brazil frvjoel
because it lives near the water, and look like pig
2021-07-26 05:17
Everything is Schwein in Germany Wasserschwein Seeschwein Stachelschwein Meerschweinchen
2021-07-26 05:30
2 replies
who told you? sussy
2021-07-26 13:41
1 reply
Glück auf ! I live in Sachsen :D
2021-07-26 17:16
Kiwis?
2021-07-22 19:57
1 reply
Didn’t they all die due to other animals being introduced on the island?
2021-07-24 01:02
snail
2021-07-22 19:58
10 replies
pretty sure some are poisonous? Or I might be crazy
2021-07-22 20:24
4 replies
Idk but you can say a regular snail is harmless
2021-07-22 21:11
#89
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
yea im pretty sure some of them are
2021-07-22 21:30
#219
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Brazil BEHEM0T
some are really dangerous indeed. life threatening dangerous
2021-07-23 14:44
#251
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France Fran6k1D
I can eat any snail
2021-07-23 20:02
#93
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France Haibara
good answer
2021-07-22 21:38
they destroy crops so no also #33
2021-07-23 09:14
You can eat snail and harm your body :(
2021-07-23 10:41
1 reply
You can eat/drink anything and harm your body.
2021-07-23 12:05
NO NO NO Ever heard of cone snails? They terrify all divers.
2021-07-24 01:02
#11
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Italy NotNew
sloths
2021-07-22 19:58
5 replies
hmm i agree
2021-07-22 22:12
If u see pics of their claws u might change ur mind but good idea mostly
2021-07-23 03:34
1 reply
#179
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Europe Joebama
yeah they do be swinging those claws at blazing speed
2021-07-23 12:07
#161
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Russia Drapery
2021-07-23 10:22
1 reply
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
2021-07-26 08:34
Turtle? I mean if it would fall at my head from 100 meters then it would probably kill me but I bet it’s highly unlikely
2021-07-22 19:58
10 replies
I mean, snapping turtles can do a lot of damage 😬
2021-07-22 20:07
3 replies
#75
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
+1 they look very scary :((
2021-07-22 21:19
2 replies
I think they look awesome :D
2021-07-22 21:22
1 reply
#79
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
awesome but scary :(
2021-07-22 21:22
They can bite you
2021-07-22 21:11
2 replies
#77
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
+1
2021-07-22 21:22
#125
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North America 007DBR9
yes but they're easy to get away from
2021-07-22 22:45
#94
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France Haibara
good answer
2021-07-22 21:38
they have very strong jaws and big one can bite off your hand
2021-07-23 22:52
Not the most harmless but one of the most useful: the bee
2021-07-22 20:00
15 replies
bees most harmless if you don't provoke them. they're so cute too. too bad they work for their bitch till they die
2021-07-22 20:06
10 replies
Yer true, most people don't realise that sadly :( Haha I guess, in a way their whole system is beautiful I think 😁
2021-07-22 20:07
8 replies
i agree their whole system is fascinating. biology is amazing also adding you to my respect bio u seem like a cool guy
2021-07-22 20:14
7 replies
Definitely! That's really nice of you, I hope me not being a guy is okay too though! 😅
2021-07-22 20:16
3 replies
totally bro if u wanna get rude then i'll get rude lol
2021-07-22 20:17
2 replies
I'm not known for being rude so I think that's not needed 😉
2021-07-22 20:22
kek
2021-07-22 20:53
#62
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Two very great users I can personally vouch for. ^^
2021-07-22 21:07
2 replies
likewise also idk how ur not in my repsect list but just fixed that
2021-07-22 21:09
1 reply
Thank you. <3 :D
2021-07-23 03:11
Certified simps
2021-07-23 23:01
#54
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
It's a danger to those deathly allergic to bees, though.
2021-07-22 21:02
1 reply
Yes that's why I said not the most harmless ^^
2021-07-22 21:13
bees are GOAT
2021-07-22 21:04
#220
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Brazil BEHEM0T
yes <3333
2021-07-23 14:45
koala ig
2021-07-22 20:01
21 replies
and sloths too
2021-07-22 20:06
#25
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Canada MiLkBaGzz
koala will fuck people up, sloths too
2021-07-22 20:16
16 replies
is it a fantasy or u actually mean it?
2021-07-22 20:35
15 replies
#43
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Australia Beard43
I can only comment on the Koala, they're 'completely harmless' but they are definitely capable of doing a bit of damage if you were to really hassle one.
2021-07-22 20:52
7 replies
well i will take it if aussie is saying so.
2021-07-22 20:56
3 replies
Bro ever heard of a drop bear? Aussie legends
2021-07-24 01:04
2 replies
imaginary, right?
2021-07-24 08:22
1 reply
#294
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Finland idukxd
no real like the legend of the killer sausage australia very dangerous
2021-07-24 18:07
ofc the aussie knows have u seen koalas irl?
2021-07-22 21:11
2 replies
#114
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Australia Beard43
Yeah they even live in trees really close to the city where I am, in people's backyards etc. but they can be irritating if they're too close to your home because they snarl really loudly. Easy to avoid though, they only live in eucalypts which typically grow too large (and like to drop limbs too often) to have super close to a house. They're chill AF really, their little pea brains are high on eucalyptus oil 24/7, I was just saying that they definitely can hurt you if you decide to be a cunt to one.
2021-07-22 21:59
1 reply
thats sick bro. thanks for the info
2021-07-23 10:18
#102
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Canada MiLkBaGzz
i stand corrected sloths arent dangerous anymore they use to be
2021-07-22 21:48
6 replies
anymore. what happened. they signed their peace treaty XD
2021-07-22 21:49
5 replies
#105
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Canada MiLkBaGzz
nah they were terrifying b4 the iceage.
2021-07-22 21:52
4 replies
and where has this piece of information come from? dont say ice age movie coz its sloth is the best animal.
2021-07-22 21:51
3 replies
#108
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Canada MiLkBaGzz
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megatherium#/media.. i misremembered and thought they were still dangerous but apparently they use to be huge af. I learned about it like 12 years ago so forgive me
2021-07-22 21:52
2 replies
#109
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Canada MiLkBaGzz
also technically an ancestor of sloths not a sloth itself
2021-07-22 21:52
thanks for the info bro.
2021-07-22 21:53
koala is the dumbest but he still got those claws
2021-07-22 22:50
2 replies
i dont really think it knows how those claws can be used to harm someone. just like pigeon and parrot both have beaks but pigeon doesnt know that its beak can be used as weapon and therefore, even if you touch the pointy end, pigeon wont do anything. on the other hand, try touching parrot's beak.
2021-07-23 11:13
1 reply
I had a parrot, they have strong ass beaks so that they can eat nuts and stuff, easily cut skin and flesh when pissed off, differently from a pigeon. I wouldnt try grabbing an angry koala.
2021-07-23 14:28
#20
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Brazil cinza
starfish
2021-07-22 20:07
3 replies
predatory
2021-07-23 09:15
poison no?
2021-07-23 13:44
1 reply
only a few
2021-07-23 14:29
guinea pig theyre cute potatoes and wheek the whole time when they see you
2021-07-22 20:19
2 replies
but they can scratch you
2021-07-22 20:47
1 reply
not really, theyre more likely to bite than scatch, you clip their nails :)
2021-07-22 21:04
Hyenas are cool
2021-07-22 20:23
3 replies
#97
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India spiderCAKE
0/8
2021-07-22 21:43
#139
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Spain ez25
Hyenas disbanded wtf
2021-07-22 23:05
1 reply
yes, that's why they're harmless, because they can't beat your favourite team
2021-07-23 12:15
#34
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Brazil Dengozo
birds
2021-07-22 20:31
1 reply
no
2021-07-23 09:16
maybe vultures, they look pretty scary but they dont attack people or animals
2021-07-22 20:35
1 reply
#141
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Spain ez25
+11111 smart move I mean, vultures do look scary but are harmless indeed, the rest of the thread is just smol animals
2021-07-22 23:07
You
2021-07-22 20:37
2 replies
Not him. His father. You can tell cos he looks a lot more like his neighbour than his father.
2021-07-23 14:07
1 reply
Like father like son
2021-07-23 14:18
Cat
2021-07-22 20:42
4 replies
hell no
2021-07-22 20:48
1 reply
#91
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
+1
2021-07-22 21:31
#80
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
-1
2021-07-22 21:23
0/8 cats killing humans
2021-07-23 09:13
#41
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Portugal Surya
Cow
2021-07-22 20:49
6 replies
#47
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Australia Beard43
2021-07-22 20:55
3 replies
#88
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Portugal Surya
Bulls are different yeah, still cows mostly harmless
2021-07-22 21:30
2 replies
#140
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Spain ez25
They are the same animal, just different sex
2021-07-22 23:05
cows aren't harmless, i live in a farm and 1 cow almost broke my dads leg, he had to go to hospital, multiple times also if you lets say bring them from 1 farm to another without a blindfold, they will go crazy like bull riding 0/8
2021-07-23 17:29
Mr cow
2021-07-23 22:57
Actually fun fact Cows kill more people every year then sharks do. In big heards if statled they sometimes create stampedes and that's dangerous.
2021-07-24 01:05
#42
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United States Based_Akhi
goldfish?
2021-07-22 20:50
2 replies
#46
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Australia Beard43
+good one imo
2021-07-22 20:53
#84
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
+1
2021-07-22 21:26
a hedgehog if you don't touch it yourself lol
2021-07-22 20:56
5 replies
what if it jumps on your soft spot?
2021-07-23 09:14
4 replies
i don't think hedgehogs can jump that high
2021-07-23 13:16
3 replies
if you sleeping in the grass? they could easily walk and turn around
2021-07-23 13:47
2 replies
lmao true if you're laying down i guess
2021-07-23 13:52
1 reply
True in general. Imagine you are in the kitchen, the hedgehog could easily jump onto you and roll down.
2021-07-23 14:02
me, I have no muscles and I am weak boy
2021-07-22 20:57
1 reply
you can use weapon lmao
2021-07-26 05:38
#51
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Denmark psntsn89
If size "doesn't matter" then a copepod is probably the most harmless due to the small size, they are barely visible for the naked eye. But if we should consider a relevant size then I guess as other mention a sloth.
2021-07-22 20:57
2 replies
#60
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
I guess any microscopic entities living on you are fair game.
2021-07-22 21:04
1 reply
#63
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Denmark psntsn89
Exactly, even though we got microscopic organisms that can harm us. Many either gain us or don't do anything to us.
2021-07-22 21:07
hamster if u scream because it attacks with his 0.9mm curved teeth you it'll die of a heart attack
2021-07-22 21:00
8 replies
#138
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
is this true?
2021-07-22 23:00
7 replies
HAMSTERS ARE VERY FRAGILE!!!! You can't wet them directly if u wanna wash them, first wet a towel and then stroke them gently w/ it. You shouldn't sneeze around him especially if you do a big noise bcs it could scare him to death (heart attack) Don't open his cage unless you're around him because it might die of literally anything
2021-07-23 09:00
6 replies
#254
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
very interesting, i never thought they were this fragile do you own a hamster?
2021-07-23 21:29
5 replies
Several friends owned hamsters including my cousin and actual gf healthiest one died within 2 years
2021-07-23 23:01
4 replies
#266
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
oh wtf, i guess thats normal though, according to google "Typically, hamsters live for up to two years"
2021-07-23 23:04
3 replies
lmfao see its harmless af
2021-07-23 23:24
1 reply
#270
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
indeed ! i never expected them to be this fragile really, i always compared them with those strong rats of my house
2021-07-23 23:30
They are also the dumbest measured mammal afaik.
2021-07-26 13:04
mantis shrimp :D
2021-07-22 21:02
5 replies
#92
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
wow they look so cool :DDD
2021-07-22 21:36
4 replies
honestly they're one of the coolest animals on the planet. super advanced eyes, super pretty colors, and their punches are so powerful they can stun and kill fish with them
2021-07-22 21:52
3 replies
#112
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
wtf i never heard of them before, but they seem to be pretty interesting :)))
2021-07-22 21:53
2 replies
very very cool animal, glad i could show you!
2021-07-23 23:01
1 reply
#264
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
yea m8, thanks ^^
2021-07-23 23:02
#56
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Goldfish, starfish, stick insects... Kind of hard to determine, you would have to choose a creature with absolutely no defensive or offensive mechanisms.
2021-07-22 21:03
8 replies
stick insect yes lol they are stick
2021-07-23 19:47
#272
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
stick insects look awesome wtf :DDD, im not sure if i ever saw one
2021-07-23 23:31
2 replies
Yeah, they look extremely bizarre and are really hard to see but they are awesome creatures. :D
2021-07-24 12:17
#307
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Brazil abrasive
I was once riding a bike at a park and saw one moving and it gave me the creeps. I'm really afraid of insects lol
2021-07-26 06:59
But if you step on Stick insects it might create a lego effect That could be dangerous?
2021-07-24 01:06
3 replies
I think that logic would apply to all tiny insects. xD The butterfly in particular.
2021-07-24 12:18
2 replies
Well a butterfly is so soft it would do no harm But stick insects are kind of hard. I mean i have stepped on lego and i know how badly it hurts
2021-07-24 15:18
1 reply
Stepping on LEGO is agonisingly painful.
2021-07-24 16:37
manatee
2021-07-22 21:12
Your peepee
2021-07-22 21:13
french people just kidding
2021-07-22 21:17
2 replies
#143
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Switzerland Jaksin
+1 they kill you with their stink
2021-07-23 03:14
Come to France 🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖
2021-07-23 23:02
sharks
2021-07-22 21:24
3 replies
#120
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
no.
2021-07-22 22:16
2 replies
not including vega squadron of course
2021-07-22 22:58
1 reply
#136
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
+1 then
2021-07-22 22:58
hedgehogs imo i used to own a hedgehog as a kid and i just remember the spikes barely hurt except when you pick the hedgehog up the wrong way
2021-07-22 21:24
3 replies
Flag checks out
2021-07-22 21:51
2 replies
xd true
2021-07-22 22:43
1 reply
Wasn't sure you'd get the reference but yey
2021-07-22 22:57
sea horse for sure
2021-07-22 21:27
ants 100%
2021-07-22 21:31
5 replies
lmao you've never been bitten by ants huh?
2021-07-22 22:09
#119
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
nah, their bites hurt a lot :(
2021-07-22 22:15
#128
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North America 007DBR9
depends on the ant, and if it's a whole colony no thanks
2021-07-22 22:48
Bullet ant or a swarm of fire ants are not fun to deal with
2021-07-23 03:36
1 reply
#274
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
+1
2021-07-23 23:32
Llama
2021-07-22 21:38
#98
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India spiderCAKE
panda
2021-07-22 21:44
2 replies
#175
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Korea Shazil
Pandas have very sharp claws i think
2021-07-23 11:58
1 reply
But they aren't aggressive. I never saw a mad panda videos.
2021-07-23 16:26
Opossum
2021-07-22 21:47
Quokka, no natural predators and they LOVE humans, native to western Australia
2021-07-22 21:50
2 replies
#310
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Brazil abrasive
Never had heard of these cuties before. Had to Google it hahah
2021-07-26 12:55
1 reply
They are the squishlords
2021-07-26 14:54
a goldfish in a bowl couldn't do shit
2021-07-22 21:56
2 replies
imagine gold fish jump out of his bowl drops some water on the floor and u slip and break ur neck. not so harmless anymore that little bugger.
2021-07-22 22:13
1 reply
ahahha +1 sounds like a probability in the last digit of like 0,000001% :DD good one
2021-07-22 22:15
chupacabra
2021-07-22 22:46
french just a joke my brothers
2021-07-22 22:47
Albanians I am joking
2021-07-22 22:49
#132
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Montenegro IzAlaN
kung fu panda
2021-07-22 22:50
1 reply
bro he can break your neck in 1 second
2021-07-23 23:33
seahorse
2021-07-22 22:50
100% hippos definitely nowhere close to the most dangerous animal on earth
2021-07-23 03:37
2 replies
ur mom hippo
2021-07-23 09:17
Sure. They only exist in small parts of the earth but still the most dangerous animals on the entire planet.. But baby hippos cute as fuck
2021-07-23 16:25
i know u said not insects but moths are like the least harmful thing in existence and yet a lot of people are terrified of them
2021-07-23 09:18
Meerkat
2021-07-23 10:28
Seahorse
2021-07-23 10:31
My friend jonny
2021-07-23 10:37
2 replies
1 reply
You got it right my friend
2021-07-24 09:24
Labrador retriever is probably most harmless animal
2021-07-23 11:18
#169
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Ukraine Mykolkaa
Anteaters are as harmless as it gets
2021-07-23 11:20
1 reply
#221
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Brazil BEHEM0T
+1
2021-07-23 14:48
s1mple, never hits anyone
2021-07-23 11:38
bat... oh wait
2021-07-23 11:41
1 reply
Bats were harmful before covid so nt
2021-07-23 16:01
#173
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Korea Shazil
Ducks
2021-07-23 11:57
#178
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Indonesia FinZzz
Hltv be like : nIcE BaiT hAIbARa 0/8
2021-07-23 12:05
Swan
2021-07-23 12:10
1 reply
Angry swan can break your hand or leg with wing strike (if you will try to steal eggs or hurt his babies for example)
2021-07-23 13:36
#185
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Romania csf
Dinosaurs
2021-07-23 12:15
1 reply
Crocodile still eat humans
2021-07-23 16:23
Penguins, I don't think they are good at chasing me on land, they can certainly hurt if I remain still like a statue Otherwise I think maybe sloths, they got sharp nails but we maybe fast enough to escape it. It just hard every animal has certain defence which can hurt even humans.
2021-07-23 12:16
1 reply
They can slap you to death
2021-07-23 16:23
Humming bird
2021-07-23 12:26
2 replies
u say that till it tries to drink the nectar out your brain while you sleep
2021-07-23 13:24
1 reply
nt but i wear helmet while sleeping
2021-07-23 15:13
Quokka.
2021-07-23 12:57
Tardigrades
2021-07-23 13:27
1 reply
cute
2021-07-23 17:23
Orcas never killed a human being in the wild
2021-07-23 13:36
1 reply
Piranhas never done that too, but they have that physical fortitude
2021-07-23 14:37
Most of the small aquarium fishes like Neon, Black Tetra, Guppy etc
2021-07-23 13:32
Butterflies
2021-07-23 13:41
My dog
2021-07-23 14:07
#214
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Ukraine Najara
rabbit and beta and omega baiters from hltv
2021-07-23 14:31
#216
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Brazil BEHEM0T
salticidae spiders. they harmless and cute. maybe sloths if we talkin about larger animals
2021-07-23 14:39
Rabbit
2021-07-23 14:37
Most geckos are harmless as fuck. While they can bite you in theory, they dont have teeth and arent strong enough to hurt you. Like crested geckos for example. super cute aswell. i2.wp.com/reptilianostra.com/wp-content/.. The spikes look pointy, but in fact they are pretty soft and dont hurt at all.
2021-07-23 15:18
1 reply
+1
2021-07-23 16:20
the dead ones
2021-07-23 15:19
1 reply
Even dead animals can kill you. Some have poison in the body
2021-07-23 16:22
glock rounds are quite a harmless animal but hunter is very eager when he sees em
2021-07-23 15:21
lizard
2021-07-23 16:19
Small turtles.
2021-07-23 16:21
Butterfly
2021-07-23 16:22
naf
2021-07-23 16:26
Swedish male
2021-07-23 16:27
A python. No arms, legs, paws or claws. Harmless.
2021-07-23 16:35
2 replies
If a big hungry one manages to ambush you, you're dead.
2021-07-23 21:24
1 reply
It's impossible to ambush me. I am always alert. Always ready.
2021-07-23 22:44
A brazillian snake, called ''Jararaca-Dormineira'' Very cute btw
2021-07-23 19:57
Goldfishes and hedgehogs, I live near a forest and they're killing themselves (I'm obviously talking about hedgehogs) every night while walking on the road. They don't even hurt your car tires and small ones are really cute
2021-07-23 20:00
#256
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Europe ftffttf
Tardigrade
2021-07-23 22:46
Purple on my team
2021-07-23 22:54
2 replies
+1
2021-07-23 23:02
1 reply
The Canadian knows whats up
2021-07-24 00:57
sloth they have claws but dont use
2021-07-23 23:07
dead animals.
2021-07-23 23:31
Solek
2021-07-23 23:31
Rabbit? They just run away. Never heard of a rabbit attacking someone...
2021-07-24 00:59
#290
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Brazil BRA71LIAN
Dog
2021-07-24 14:58
#295
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Lithuania Falafelis
Mouse
2021-07-24 18:11
Guppy fishes
2021-07-24 18:12
rat
2021-07-24 18:17
ya momma. got 'em ah ha ha
2021-07-26 05:21
Fly
2021-07-26 05:35
1 reply
tsetse?
2021-07-26 06:12
Panda
2021-07-26 05:43
Harambe, it was a pure soul
2021-07-26 06:30
Cow
2021-07-26 06:33
OG fans
2021-07-26 08:29
basking shark
2021-07-26 17:23
sugar glider
2021-07-26 17:25
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