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Switzerland SUPER_MAX_VERSTAPPEN 
you wak up with jeff bezos current net worth of 208 billion dollara, not invested but straight in your bank account. what do you do?
2021-07-30 22:07
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Buy the amazon rainforest and protect monkeys all around the world
2021-07-30 22:08
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#13
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United Kingdom BigTimeCEO
nice bro
2021-07-30 22:11
Name
2021-07-30 22:13
4 replies
#287
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India skyl4rk
Checks
2021-08-01 07:30
3 replies
out
2021-08-01 11:26
2 replies
#308
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Denmark KING_VITO
Also
2021-08-01 15:45
1 reply
#310
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Russia DomRemi
Flair
2021-08-01 15:50
that's what a true expert would say
2021-07-30 22:14
1 reply
+1
2021-07-31 00:49
#78
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
Name and flair checks out Good idea though
2021-07-30 23:13
nice goal :D
2021-07-30 23:27
hhahahahaha
2021-07-30 23:55
Would you reject humanity and return to monkee?
2021-07-30 23:57
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
2021-07-31 01:52
you can't buy something that isn't for sale.
2021-07-31 03:00
5 replies
#190
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Indonesia woooi15
everything has a price my friend
2021-07-31 03:26
he could buy an army with the money and war brazil
2021-07-31 08:59
3 replies
Would be the first time America had war over bananas
2021-08-01 00:29
2 replies
Nah, United Fruit Company my man, they did it first
2021-08-03 22:34
1 reply
Wouldn't* i meant
2021-08-04 10:46
Great idea
2021-07-31 06:17
Flair and name checks out Great idea sir :D
2021-07-31 09:11
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2021-07-31 16:20
vry important to protect monke
2021-08-01 00:29
+1
2021-08-03 22:26
XD
2021-08-03 23:05
i support this
2021-08-03 23:10
+1
2021-08-03 23:26
#337
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Brazil 01101
+1 respect, manito
2021-08-03 23:43
+1111111111 respect brother
2021-08-04 16:07
amazing idea
2021-08-04 16:10
ahahaahaha
2021-08-12 16:23
Respect
2021-08-12 17:00
probably wont check bank account for months
2021-07-30 22:08
9 replies
#12
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Nigeria Zimbaebwe
months?
2021-07-30 22:11
8 replies
what? u wake up everyday and check your bank balance?
2021-07-30 22:11
7 replies
bruh you never need to check if for 1 million fkn years
2021-07-30 22:14
6 replies
nah! i do get salary so will find out.
2021-07-30 22:16
3 replies
what
2021-07-30 22:16
2 replies
salary message tells u total amount in bank account.
2021-07-30 22:17
1 reply
you would stop working after u get that much money
2021-08-01 07:44
i mean a million years is still months. it's just 12 million of them heh
2021-07-30 22:50
1 reply
maths-king spotted!
2021-08-04 16:05
buy out hltv and unban everyone
2021-07-30 22:09
17 replies
legend
2021-07-30 22:11
and ban those who need to be ban right? I think you get my point ^^_
2021-07-30 22:39
1 reply
#362
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Czech Republic imotfhere
anthony_savage ?
2021-08-04 16:08
What monster would do such a thing
2021-07-30 23:15
#130
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Iceland Jaksin
Please don't do this
2021-07-31 00:31
1 reply
please do this
2021-07-31 01:30
not all heroes wear capes
2021-07-31 03:25
Just leave Sam2k banned :))
2021-07-31 08:56
1 reply
+1
2021-08-01 11:25
omg legend
2021-07-31 08:59
#188 not all capes wear heroes Please do it men)))
2021-07-31 09:13
#258
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Macedonia Bonn0
just unban ltn and volvo making lot of money
2021-07-31 22:02
+1
2021-08-01 00:46
+11111111111
2021-08-01 07:26
+1 But keep Anthony_Savage banned
2021-08-04 15:59
1 reply
#371
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Chile jotler
+1
2021-08-08 20:26
chaos but ban Jonathon.E
2021-08-28 14:30
#4
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Europe Pts
Open faceit and play csgo with friends. And then go to Jeffrey's island
2021-07-30 22:10
4 replies
I know this is a personal bait for me, almost worked ;)
2021-07-30 23:40
3 replies
#104
SPUNJ | 
Europe Pts
I think it worked since you replied :D
2021-07-31 00:10
2 replies
Just wanted you to know that I've seen it, but I didn't reply what you probably wanted me to say (but I can PM you if you want)
2021-07-31 00:17
1 reply
#143
SPUNJ | 
Europe Pts
Sure, hit me with that pm!
2021-07-31 00:46
#5
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Brazil NotJuan
check hltv, take a shower, the usual routine
2021-07-30 22:10
1 reply
You could buy a really nice shower head with all of that money.
2021-08-03 22:30
Plant 500 mil trees and protect wildlife
2021-07-30 22:10
1 reply
Great :)
2021-07-31 13:34
#7
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Poland Neo[T]orius
end poverty. buy mazda rx-7/lancia stratos/supra end my loans help out my parents(repairing home providing caregiver etc) Host 1billioon$ 1.6 tournament make cr7 and lm10 in one team
2021-07-30 22:15
10 replies
+1 on the cars. Also good choice on poverty and helping parents, not sure you will have anything left though to host a tournament. There is many poor people.
2021-07-30 22:14
7 replies
idk if its enough to end poverty around t he world though lol. and even if it did you won't know if there's corruption(there will be) in other countries. so yeah kinda unrealistic haha the tournament will be h osted in a sequence of several years so the game will never die mwahahah
2021-07-30 22:19
6 replies
Out of 208 billion, if you could somehow donate 1 billion dollars to each person on this planet (around 8 billion people) you would have plenty left yourself and no one would be poor anymore. But this shit ain't possible.
2021-07-30 23:54
5 replies
i saw this somewhere, wasn't that a vine or tiktok or something
2021-07-31 00:33
I want you to do the math, as i don't trust this shit
2021-07-31 01:33
2 replies
ok i think i did it, if you were to share all your money(208billion) to 8 billion people, every person would get only 26$
2021-07-31 01:36
1 reply
He was speculating about giving 1$ to everyone without realising what he was inferring. Poor Korean maths I tell ya.
2021-07-31 06:31
Sounds like a good idea in theory but with less money like even 100k is plenty to live out of poverty. But wouldn't work cause the countrys and state will use this to their advantage and prob just take all money away from citizens via extreme taxing or threats from dictators. Poverty can never be solved cause of this.
2021-08-04 16:02
I don't think you could end poverty even if you had infinite money
2021-07-30 23:32
1 reply
#98 Wanted to reply to you, don't know why I replied above.
2021-07-30 23:55
#8
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Brazil veinnN
buy every single dragon lore available
2021-07-30 22:10
4 replies
and then do trade up contacts on them :DD
2021-07-31 08:57
2 replies
Thats not how it works
2021-07-31 09:32
1 reply
we make it work 😎
2021-07-31 09:46
And then completely control the skin market and maybe get your money back like a true boss.
2021-08-03 22:31
go back to sleep feeling like everything is alright
2021-07-30 22:10
1 reply
That would be the best feeling ever
2021-07-31 03:13
Why did I wake up with him?
2021-07-30 22:10
buy a csgo org for sure, i would just play fifa manger in csgo for fun
2021-07-30 22:10
Buy Poland and Germany and make them one country
2021-07-30 22:11
8 replies
Why?
2021-07-30 22:15
6 replies
Idk, would be interesting to see what happens
2021-07-30 22:35
3 replies
nt adolf
2021-07-30 22:39
Won't work. You can not just buy people, what you could do would be to fund those in Poland wanting more democracy and help steer those longing for the past to the future instead. Seeing countries that was buried behind the Iron curtain turn towards totalitarianism is a sad thing, the EU is pushing both Poland and Hungary to not do that only it will take time.
2021-07-30 23:11
nt adolf
2021-07-31 00:43
#175
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Serbia XD___
why not?
2021-07-31 02:54
1 reply
I thought posts should have actual content.. Try again.
2021-07-31 13:18
Bruh
2021-07-31 09:14
Become insanely happy and can finally start actually enjoying life Ofc put some of it into real estate and some of it into savings account/stocks/etc
2021-07-30 22:12
8 replies
You have 208 billion why would you take the time to invest? Its basically endless money
2021-07-30 23:10
7 replies
Not endless, inflation will eat it up faster than you could spend it. Investing at least half of it is a good idea
2021-07-30 23:41
6 replies
CSGO skins best inflation hedge
2021-07-31 03:46
The amount still makes it pretty much endless. Not that there is anything wrong with investing, however that amount of money makes things complicated as it will have to mean lots and lots of place to invest else you will upset the balance of things.
2021-07-31 13:22
rofl. no. that much money works for itself.
2021-08-04 16:10
3 replies
OK true but most of it is already in assets and real estate probably, and you would need to sell a lot of stuff to get cash that you can use
2021-08-04 16:19
2 replies
op clearly said: "not invested but straight in your bank account" also, if a lot of your money is in assets, it even more likely works for itself. much more so in real estate.
2021-08-04 16:21
1 reply
Oh you're right
2021-08-04 16:21
Donate 95% of my monies ,then have a good life with the rest
2021-07-30 22:13
1 reply
#56
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Denmark pebblez
Wow I_like_csgo, you're so kind! 😊👍
2021-07-30 22:43
Buy MIBR, and disband :)
2021-07-30 22:13
#21
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Mongolia 7DoA
make jeff bezos work minimum wage in mongolia under me until he is rich enough to win me on court
2021-07-30 22:14
2 replies
What?
2021-07-31 09:14
#384
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Slovakia ypsylonnn
Lmao
2021-08-12 16:55
buy every woman
2021-07-30 22:15
4 replies
Wtf
2021-07-31 09:15
xD +1 u dont need all justr from 18 to 35 maybe some 14-18 as a pre order
2021-08-12 16:27
2 replies
Bro wtf that’s called grooming
2021-08-12 17:02
1 reply
nt pedo
2021-08-12 18:51
Definitly wouldn't spend the money on some bullshit and try to create a company that is able to influence certain politics which would lead to more money and influencing value of money.
2021-07-30 22:16
#30
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Italy NotNew
Literally fuck an escort every day in every country, travel the world and have fun buy gambit and disband them buy csgo and announce no majors anymore so s0mple remains s0mple
2021-07-30 22:17
7 replies
hhaha
2021-07-30 22:21
#166
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Argentina WaSTe_D
Axaxaxxa
2021-07-31 01:41
i liek how you think!
2021-07-31 03:09
Hahahhahahahh
2021-07-31 06:15
Ok
2021-07-31 09:16
i die x))
2021-07-31 09:48
are u fuck u?
2021-08-01 07:29
Donate $206 billion to things worth putting money towards that benefit someone other than myself. Invest $1 billion into active portfolios to maintain money indefinitely. Find places to travel around the world that I find interesting, and use the remainder for a decent (not absurd) house and possibly a start-up or two involving my interests. Continue driving my 2001 car because fuck you, that shit's paid off.
2021-07-30 22:18
3 replies
+1 and maybe split 50/50 between charities and promoting scientific development/providing grants
2021-07-30 22:24
2 replies
Yeah. Frankly I have no idea what I'd support without researching it, but it'd be non-political and entirely for the improvement of other people's lives.
2021-07-30 22:26
+1
2021-08-12 17:03
I'd call Bill Gates to get advice on how to the charity thing on a massive scale. And use most of the money to do good. Also I would treat my self, my family and my friends to what ever they dream of. I might even say F... it and buy a GPU while paying scalper prices.
2021-07-30 22:18
5 replies
I'd call Bill Gates and tell him to suck it but that's just me
2021-07-30 22:52
4 replies
I hate Microsoft, but I can not fault the guy for all the good his foundation has done. Thousands if not millions of people live because of it.
2021-07-30 23:07
3 replies
I mean he's a good guy and all, but if I woke up with Jeff Bezos kinda money, I'd have to tell him to go suck it.
2021-07-30 23:09
2 replies
At least he never pretended to be something he isn't. Steve Jobs on the other hand, talk about a psycho masking as do the right kindda guy. Even his family he could not do right by.
2021-07-30 23:14
1 reply
yeah, I feel like a lot of billionaires/tech moguls are really just right out shitty people. Take Elon Musk as an example - shitty guy that acts relatable to gain easy points, and Jeff Bezos who's practically profiting off modern day slavery, etc.
2021-07-31 01:58
help a couple of my friends out and probably send my parents on hajj and then idk a good internet connection?
2021-07-30 22:20
3 replies
What you on? Ptcl? Shit, must be rough out there
2021-07-30 22:39
2 replies
Yeah its not that bad but definitely could be better. Ger around 1mbps down and 80ish ping to dubai. Tho would love 5mbps-10mbps down and like 50-60 ping
2021-07-30 23:36
1 reply
Yeah, I went on a business trip with my dad for 1 month+ to Lahore; we had ptcl in the office and it was awful. I couldn't watch the McGregor vs Mayweather fight cause it was laggy af. Fortunately, I got one of those Jazz portable mobile data hotspots back at my house so I was good there. I can slightly understand the pain!! With 208 billion dollars, you can just start a new isp in Pakistan, but improve the digital infrastructure first
2021-07-31 00:13
#37
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Ukraine Mykolkaa
1) hire bodyguards and extensive patrolling of the places I visit. That’s A LOT of money. 2) donate a huge part into the development of a cure for cancer. 3) invest in governments of my selection in poor countries, pay off their debts for free 4) invest a huge part into luxurious property all over the world and rent out the flats so that I have a way of income for the rest of my life, live in one or a few of these flats 5) host csgo tourney 6) sign csgo team 7) leave myself 100 mil for whatever else I might want
2021-07-30 22:24
5 replies
i see you will never become rich with this mind :D
2021-07-30 22:36
4 replies
#50
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Ukraine Mykolkaa
How come?
2021-07-30 22:38
2 replies
nothing not in slightest is for making more money even those ideas where it doesnt matter doesnt look solid
2021-07-30 22:45
1 reply
#69
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Ukraine Mykolkaa
I don't know what you are talking about. Renting out luxurious property is mega profitable, more than enough
2021-07-30 23:07
#288
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India skyl4rk
wdym? He woke up rich.
2021-08-01 07:33
Pay FC Barcelona's debt and buy Neymar, Haaland, Virgil Van Dijk + Thibaut Courtois
2021-07-30 22:28
11 replies
pay barca debt hillarious :D
2021-07-30 22:36
4 replies
what?
2021-07-30 22:37
They got real problems mens
2021-07-31 00:31
2 replies
well maybe they need to keep getting planes yachts updated who knows, but this kinda shows why some are rich some are poor :D
2021-07-31 00:43
1 reply
I don’t get this message…
2021-07-31 00:51
Lol I was gonna say pay off barcas debt too. Would be better to put La Masia academies across the world , so fcb will control the youth for decades to come
2021-07-30 22:38
2 replies
+1 the youth quality is already so fucking good.
2021-07-30 22:46
1 reply
True, I didn't get the chance to watch pre-season this year, but from what I heard the youngsters were great. Pedri: best young player at euros too! Ahead of players like Foden, Saka etc. Koeman just needs to drop his agenda against puig, and iliax needs to stop being money hungry. Also Ansu Fati back soon. Then we're GOOD
2021-07-30 23:01
#61
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Italy NotNew
imagine being the richest man in the world and ending up with a worse goalkeeper
2021-07-30 22:46
1 reply
Ter Standing is washed up
2021-07-30 22:49
No cs team?
2021-07-31 00:32
I would probably start my gaming org that could be fun
2021-07-30 22:29
I'd buy all the rights to Fortnite and then shutdown all the servers forever.
2021-07-30 22:33
#43
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Brazil kindo
buy a smol island country in oceania and make it 1st world smol country like singapore and monaco
2021-07-30 22:34
Start my own csgo org. Buy MalbsMd and S1mple. I would make an hltv thread asking which players I should buy for the remaining 3 slots.
2021-07-30 22:36
2 replies
thats bad idea, hltv brains will say zywoo niko device or something like that
2021-07-31 09:11
Buy zywoo niko and device
2021-07-31 16:36
Buy the weapons of the USA and later invade Chile
2021-07-30 22:42
regular stuff
2021-07-30 22:42
buy ice ice
2021-07-30 22:44
Be anon, hunt down Biden, Jinping and Putin, bring normal democrazy on the planet, plant thousands of trees, start companies just to profit regular people, everyone in the world gets clean water, food and minimal resources, fuck Hilary, Merkel and Lorde cuz noone ever pleased them ever.
2021-07-30 22:44
1 reply
The hate is strong in this one.
2021-08-04 16:00
#62
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China SwooksarV2
Leave Earth.
2021-07-30 22:48
i would make fast food chain
2021-07-30 22:49
#65
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Norway Balta69
Buy HLTV and Valve
2021-07-30 22:49
5 replies
And then?
2021-07-31 00:19
4 replies
#120
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Norway Balta69
Unban everyone on HLTV, and make Jonathan E csgo anti cheat since he bans everyone
2021-07-31 00:23
3 replies
Oh no I thought vouch for a forum update XD
2021-07-31 00:26
+1 lmao he banned me 3 times this month
2021-07-31 08:59
thats 200 iq
2021-07-31 09:09
get breakfast
2021-07-30 23:07
buy all vtuber and football merch i can
2021-07-30 23:08
#73
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Israel Xpicyy
Buy F35 Jet
2021-07-30 23:09
Wake up again
2021-07-30 23:10
1 reply
+1 the only smart human in comments (before i joined ofc)
2021-08-12 16:58
probably buy a couple of nice cars, a couple of houses around the world, pay my parents all the money i have cost them, and give them something else they want. Then calculate my expenses for the rest of my life and put that aside, then buy parts of multiple companies. Then the other 100-150ish billions i donate to many different charities.
2021-07-30 23:22
1 reply
#85
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Ireland Sodaking
i mean really that's it if you had 208 bil in cash you could easily give at least 100-150Bil to charity on my end i would prob keep 5-10 Bil
2021-07-30 23:32
Go pay a hooker to suck my dick all day long
2021-07-30 23:23
buy pokimane
2021-07-30 23:24
4 replies
simp
2021-07-31 00:45
3 replies
Not really I want her to make me money
2021-07-31 00:58
2 replies
smart choice
2021-07-31 01:01
#290
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India skyl4rk
+1 will give better returns than bitcoin
2021-08-01 07:42
#87
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Poland xMBTx
2021-07-30 23:32
1 reply
HAHAHAHAHA classic
2021-08-01 00:31
#91
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Canada MiLkBaGzz
give some money to family. Get house. Get personal gym. Upgrade PC. Be happy.
2021-07-30 23:43
Buy Twitter and delete it forever
2021-07-30 23:44
#94
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Sweden fofner
Ticket to Slovakia and Dinner for my girlfriend
2021-07-30 23:47
walk to the store and buy a candy bar or something
2021-07-30 23:48
That's way too much money for me to know what to do with but I guess buy a house next to a race track with a big ass garage, and whatever cars & mods I feel like. Buy a couple sets of all the nicest VR related accessories and a ton of expensive alcohol and get drunk on VRChat and buy my friends and family whatever they want, probably. Dunno what I'd do with the rest.
2021-07-30 23:52
#97
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United States EDBX
I would create a bunch of LANs in NA with good prize money to save the scene
2021-07-30 23:54
5 replies
Also your own org?)
2021-07-31 00:18
4 replies
#124
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United States EDBX
Of course. And sign all my favorite players
2021-07-31 00:25
3 replies
Lineup?
2021-07-31 00:30
2 replies
#275
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Brazil kantikz
kqly emilio s1mple forsaken and hunden
2021-08-01 00:29
1 reply
5th player?
2021-08-01 00:31
buy a nice house, the best pc setup humanity can make, deposit the rest on a swiss bank and gg
2021-07-30 23:57
Build an army.
2021-07-31 00:13
buy ice cream
2021-07-31 00:13
buy as much beer as I can
2021-07-31 00:20
3 replies
also a van
2021-07-31 00:20
2 replies
for the beer
2021-07-31 00:24
1 reply
Thank you for clarifying, I thought you were gonna give kids free candy.
2021-07-31 16:41
#114
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Europe Hrscmk
ur mom
2021-07-31 00:20
#115
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United States 3manu3l
don't pay taxes
2021-07-31 00:20
buy hltv and shut it down
2021-07-31 00:20
Invest as much as I possible can into low income housing, rent it at-cost, survive the rest of my life with ~10 mil
2021-07-31 00:21
Prob leave my job and go on a vacation
2021-07-31 00:22
I would buy and own my own Mcdonalds in a large city like Berlin, get passive income and be set for life
2021-07-31 00:22
7 replies
You wouldn't need that passive income to be set for life
2021-07-31 00:24
He owns billions! You could spend multiple of them a year and not run out, or put it in a bank and collect interest
2021-07-31 00:27
5 replies
if u spend everything at once becaus u rich and want everything u will soon be broke u need to be smart with money
2021-07-31 00:38
4 replies
Yes but this isn’t millions, we are talking about a quarter of a trillion!!! You could spend 2 billion dollars a year and not run out in your life time… these stories of people running out of money is usually when they win maybe a couple of million
2021-07-31 00:44
3 replies
ok well i still wanna buy a mcdonalds why not
2021-07-31 00:57
2 replies
haha
2021-07-31 00:58
Yeah you could do that with that money xd
2021-07-31 00:59
I'd buy hltv and fire all mods except Jonathan E
2021-07-31 00:25
1 reply
that is evil
2021-07-31 09:00
#127
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Netherlands n3wH0p3
Buy me a Mansion in LA, penthouse in NYC\ Buy sick tuner cars, shoes, clothing Buy my family members a villa Build a sick house on a mountain in Austria where i can walk out and start skiing
2021-07-31 00:28
Fix my hair, Jeff bezos aint got a good hairline
2021-07-31 00:30
#135
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Brazil Arkanan
buy venezuela and make jonathan E the king
2021-07-31 00:34
i die poor cuz i spent 1 million on drugs
2021-07-31 00:37
buy my friends something they dream of
2021-07-31 00:43
1 reply
good guy marek
2021-07-31 00:55
tbh buy a rolex
2021-07-31 00:46
1 reply
12k usd is not quite billions
2021-07-31 01:29
Create a rocket company and fly to space in a huge dildo! Oh, wait....
2021-07-31 00:47
Create a few businesses.
2021-07-31 00:48
#149
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Romania xypperz
make a cheese sandwich
2021-07-31 00:52
I have no idea to be honest, I dont care that much about money. I guess I would be in a deep shock and have some fun
2021-07-31 01:03
#157
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Poland PHoVE
make an org
2021-07-31 01:11
go on amazon and just buy everything off my wishlist and then some
2021-07-31 01:13
- Start a new team in formula 1 - Buy myself a really sexy car - Help my parents and sisters out with some moneeh - Donate a little bit to charity - And last but not least spend most of my money on "Start a new team in formula 1", but other than that I would just save my money and not waste it.
2021-07-31 01:26
2 replies
What is a little bit of money in this context xd
2021-07-31 01:32
1 reply
1 euro :D
2021-07-31 02:13
#161
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Andorra breasts
get a nice big breakfast and a carton of cigarettes
2021-07-31 01:30
#167
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Singapore Am2de
Buy riot and close down that sh*t. CS:GO and Dota 2 superior
2021-07-31 01:49
KEKW his bank account is probably empty, his worth is in assets
2021-07-31 01:54
4 replies
he literally said not as investments/assests but straight in your bank account...
2021-07-31 02:10
so he doesn't really have all that money ? if all his assets suddenly become worthless he goes bankrupt?
2021-07-31 03:06
2 replies
you best believe he has bought property and invested in other areas like gold or something. every smart rich person splits his investments.
2021-07-31 03:07
1 reply
bro he doesnt even exist in our realm, people like bezos, gates etc dont actually live in our world as we know it. there's a reason you never see ultra famous people in public unless its a public appearance thing or they're doing scripted magazine shots.
2021-07-31 05:11
#170
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Latvia heywire
pay for all cancer treatments and give all the money but like 10 million dollars, back to the world.
2021-07-31 01:54
I go back to sleep :)
2021-07-31 02:10
go sleep buy random shit make sure my friends have free lifes
2021-07-31 03:01
define rich plz
2021-07-31 03:09
1 reply
Flag
2021-07-31 05:57
ship all leftists to mars
2021-07-31 03:13
1 reply
+1
2021-08-01 07:42
Secure my family for the rest of their lives Get a trophy husband (and an airtight prenup) and 2-3 bf's Build my dreamhouse where we could all live Get 7-8 very nice cars (beautiful design + fast) Go in to politics and try changing a few things
2021-07-31 03:15
19 replies
2-3 bfs??? wtf
2021-07-31 05:13
18 replies
Why didn't you ask about what cars or the things I wanted to change in politics?
2021-07-31 21:47
17 replies
because that is more accepted than having 2-3bfs or did you not mean simultaneously?
2021-08-01 00:20
16 replies
Accepted? Explain
2021-08-01 07:08
15 replies
more socially acceptable than polyamory
2021-08-01 07:14
14 replies
Having 208 billion in the bank account. I don't need social acceptance
2021-08-01 07:21
13 replies
ok so that is what you meant, 3 bfs simultaneously?
2021-08-01 10:36
12 replies
From the other thread - here is what I meant with my little joke and don't take it too seriously - it is a bit of a satire over men with trophy wifes and gf's on the side. So if I woke up one day with 208 billion in the bank account what would I need and what would be nice to have, if this couldn't be found in one person? It's a lot of money that would need to be handled seriously and competently. Well, would obviously need a trophy husband to be the one to suit up, be the pretty face, tall, looking amazing in a suit - and have the education to manage some of the wealth (allthough having an airtight prenup) and it would be a practical arrangement and not about love/sex. He could have a gf on the side if he wanted to. Then I would need someone for the intellectual and romantic parts. That would be 1st bf - the one I would be in love with, go on picnics under the stars with champagne and chocolate strawberries with - and live with on a daily basis (share bed with) 2nd bf would be more a sexpartner for what we could call adult mindgames of the more exotic kind 3rd bf would perhaps not even be a bf but more like a chef/dietitian/personal trainer for the rest of us, keeping us healthy and fit, but hey, if he is extremely hot and willing, I'm only human...
2021-08-01 11:13
11 replies
eh it's a bit odd most men would just get a load of hookers or women to sex before a long term relationship with someone they love. not sure how you can cheat on someone if you love them. maybe there aren't hookers for women so idk..
2021-08-01 11:20
10 replies
"most men would just get a load of hookers" wtf!? That's disgusting! Think about it - having sex with someone that's not even attracted to you, who thinks you're disgusting. Why? Just why? Yyyydrks
2021-08-01 11:22
9 replies
who says a hooker things you're disgusting and isn't attracted to you? yours is way more disgusting, cucking men and infidelity
2021-08-01 11:24
8 replies
You really have to work on your view on women. It's delusional and disgusting tbh. Ofc a hooker isn't attracted to you. Grow up Would never cheat btw - and how can it be cheating if they know and accept the arrangement? And it would not be a permanent arrangement, so what's the biggie?
2021-08-01 11:27
7 replies
ok so isn't it delusional and disgusting to tell a woman that she cannot be a hooker if she so wants to? well if someone is attractive and uses a hooker, they may well be attracted to them during the time. not permanently
2021-08-01 11:34
6 replies
Do you know what a prostitute thinks of when she is with a customer? How to get him off ASAP so she can get a new customer and earn more money. She will put on any show to get rid of him and take his money. Thinking anything else is delusional af
2021-08-03 22:24
5 replies
you are not a prostitute I assume and so you have no insight. I am sure that is true for many old and unattractive men. I believe that they would be happy to get a younger more attractive client and I am sure some actually enjoy it. some, not most.
2021-08-04 11:57
4 replies
I never have nor will I ever have sex for money. Tbh only very retarded women ever would.
2021-08-04 15:25
3 replies
I respect your opinion but it is obvious why it exists. a simple transaction and there is a market for it and always will be.
2021-08-04 15:34
2 replies
Ty. True, but wishing it didn't exist Sex should be between 2 adult ppl caring for each other
2021-08-04 15:42
1 reply
porn is worse than prostitution
2021-08-04 15:53
#187
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Hungary szia
donate 99% of it. invest 50% of the remaining. continue my lifelong struggle of having no friends but now with the added problem of having no reason to better myself or work because i am set for life,
2021-07-31 03:15
2 replies
#217
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Latvia heywire
if you kept 1% of it, you would still be worth over 2 billion xD
2021-07-31 08:58
1 reply
That's his point xD.... He can live like a prince with the interest from his bank account alone
2021-07-31 09:35
build an anime city
2021-07-31 03:26
#191
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Ukraine alexftw
Go to sleep and wake up poor
2021-07-31 03:41
Honestly I cant think of anything I would want to spend it on. I guess I just buy a house and live worry free of finances for the rest of my life and buy my family whatever they need
2021-07-31 03:57
2 replies
+1 + hookers
2021-07-31 05:18
1 reply
Imagine having so much money and still going on hookers. You can literally have every girl you see with a snap of your fingers. Would you still choose hookers who are fucked by everyone?
2021-07-31 09:36
buy a bunch of jdm cars
2021-07-31 04:15
Move out of America so the CRA doesn't come after my ass omegalul.
2021-07-31 05:12
#198
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Turkey RENNNDER
I would buy Istanbul and not bring a single ar*b tourist to Istanbul.
2021-07-31 05:14
1 reply
lol
2021-07-31 15:17
bout tree fiddy
2021-07-31 05:17
Get on a rocket and go to the moon to start the 'colony'
2021-07-31 05:25
probably still try to kms
2021-07-31 05:40
Spend like a dumbass until I can't think of anything and probably just end up sitting on it
2021-07-31 05:51
BIGGEST CASE UNBOXING OF ALL TIME!?!??! (*NOT CLICKBAIT!) (*GONE WRONG*) (*GONE SEXUAL*)
2021-07-31 05:56
#207
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Sweden ve!
Make my own org Sign the most overrated players for insane salaries Disband for no reason Hoard their 5 year contracts
2021-07-31 05:59
1 reply
i like this lol
2021-08-01 15:30
I would buy HLTV.org and ban all Na'Vi\s1mple fans.
2021-07-31 06:10
2 replies
You won't be missed idiot
2021-08-04 16:04
1 reply
I don't need that. The king is back.
2021-08-08 19:31
Buy a bunch of big ass houses. Get a killer PC. Get any cs skin I want. Flex on friends. Profit
2021-07-31 06:11
Buy Valve and make Csgo the biggest Esport Also make a csgo superteam
2021-07-31 06:15
1 reply
+1
2021-07-31 09:32
invest half of my money create a new csgo team help my parents so they dont have to work, make them travel buy a really expensive violin, computer, suit obtain power create my own country with my own army start investigating inmortality with thousends of investigators start making space program and be ready to colonize the space be inmortal and make upgrades in my body to be stronger and almost a god dominate the world with my advanced technology dominate the entire galaxy be happy
2021-07-31 09:07
3 replies
(inmortality is only for me ofc)
2021-07-31 09:12
With 208 billions u probably can buy whole Kazakhstan lmao
2021-07-31 22:01
Wdym with optain power?
2021-08-01 00:28
Pay my taxes
2021-07-31 09:12
1 reply
Wtf pay your taxes 😡
2021-07-31 09:17
Go GTA mode IRL and buy everything
2021-07-31 09:17
Keep sleeping cuz that's gonna be some nice rest
2021-07-31 09:30
Buy valve and riot games to make cs go better and delete valorant
2021-07-31 09:35
i would just do the same i guess mby go into overpriced organic grocery shop but idk im not into travelling cars or boutique articles lol
2021-07-31 13:24
I would exploit the working class and launch myself into fucking space
2021-07-31 13:26
Give some to my nearest and dearest and probably own a village
2021-07-31 13:32
would buy a small house in the woods in a small town close to the sea and that's it
2021-07-31 21:54
Probably do some good with it, buy some things I want and go back to enjoying the life I've now.
2021-07-31 22:00
That's easy my friend - I will order most expensive slut in my town, on the next day I'll buy myself a nice house and car. Later I'll begin my world travel and create charity organization to help poor people.
2021-07-31 22:00
2 replies
#263
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United Kingdom b00ka
nice bro, except the slut part
2021-08-01 00:26
1 reply
wtf why(
2021-08-01 00:27
Help all unlucko bettors, buy tesla, charity, buy around 10 houses around the world and give putin vodka
2021-07-31 22:05
New guitar
2021-07-31 22:09
#262
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United Kingdom b00ka
invest it all so i never have to work in my life
2021-08-01 00:26
5 replies
208 billions dollars mens
2021-08-01 00:27
4 replies
#266
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United Kingdom b00ka
acc thats true. i'd donate 97% then 2% on me and 1% on my family
2021-08-01 00:28
1 reply
Maybe not in one time for when you start regretting things)
2021-08-01 00:28
Biden is printing money like crazy mens
2021-08-01 00:28
1 reply
Still xd that’s so much
2021-08-01 00:29
bet on Navi
2021-08-01 00:28
#269
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United States Angelo_
sounds cheesy but i would donate a lot, i cant even imagine what to do with that much money for myself. obviously i would keep enough to live comfortable for the rest of my life but the rest to charities.
2021-08-01 00:28
Build schools and affordable housing, eat great food for the rest of my life, buy a few good houses and apartments for me and my family, travel around the world a lot, use my wealth to protect me from becoming famous or popular so I can do what I want and enjoy my life without constant media scrutiny, fund some medical research, provide free or affordable healthcare, read books and use my wealth to legalize marijuana.
2021-08-01 00:45
Invest into real life anime girls who can get pregnant
2021-08-01 00:47
#285
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India sid76820
50 billion I would invest into Blast, ESL and any company associated with CSGO 50 billion as a kind of a Nobel Prize Fund for each year of CSGO the prize for each year being 1 million 100 million for my parents Rest of it into stocks and MF. Prolly Fixed Deposits
2021-08-01 07:27
I invest money for myself. I will not give money to anyone else.
2021-08-01 11:20
I'd invest 50mil to CS:GO tournaments but the thing is they'd get paid 1mil per year so the game would have continuum for years to come.
2021-08-01 15:36
Buy a huge piece of land. Buy government and police so they don't pester me with bullshit and burocracy. Make huge house party's and live a carefree life
2021-08-01 15:40
tackle climate change and world hunger. ez pz
2021-08-01 15:43
save world 50 bil, cars, house, stocks, companies, Esport org, Soccer and Football team idk how long I can come with that money but I just go in that order
2021-08-01 15:43
It's so funny to read some of these comments, you can easily tell how old the person is behind the screen
2021-08-01 15:44
1 reply
i think its rather depressing because theyre probably older than you think
2021-08-04 16:15
#309
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Sweden frizzahh
Buy bunch of hookers and cocain
2021-08-01 15:47
2 replies
#319
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Portugal RMOC
+1 lets go to vegas
2021-08-03 22:41
+1
2021-08-03 23:05
first thing I will buy HLTV and ban people shit posting , this is beautiful post although.
2021-08-01 15:54
help the poor ones
2021-08-01 15:54
Get new pc and skins
2021-08-03 22:31
#320
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Serbia TheSerb
1.Would make a watering system for Africa (whole) 2. build a free university in every major city world 3. Plant 1 milion trees in every country ( ofc i would fins volunteers) 4. Buy my parents a house where ever they want and give them 1 mil each 5. Donate monthly supplies in the worth of 500€ to families in need
2021-08-03 22:54
2 replies
"Give a man a fish and you will give him food for a day, teach him to fish and you will feed him for the rest of his life" That's the reason giving 500€ to poor families is not the solution
2021-08-12 10:22
1 reply
#377
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Serbia TheSerb
Not 500€ 500€ in suplies for the house they would be very happy in poor nations to get that from 1 person
2021-08-12 16:08
Buy an Aventador SVJ and plenty other cars Support my family and very close friends
2021-08-03 23:02
buy all csgo skins.
2021-08-03 23:05
Do a load of stuff to protect the earth (amazon, global warming etc). buy a couple nice houses and cars, finish bills. help parents and family. then donate to charity and never work a day of my life and die browsing hltv invest in a load of shit and make a csgo team
2021-08-03 23:07
BUY VALVE AND FORCE THEM TO MAKE HALF LIFE 3
2021-08-03 23:12
donate everything to human rights organizations
2021-08-03 23:15
Give Jeff Bezos a nice good morning surprise ;) I need to thank him for all he's done for a fine young lady like myself.
2021-08-03 23:16
First thing is to come out as leftist to be immune against cancel culture
2021-08-03 23:18
Higher an accountant.
2021-08-03 23:20
1 reply
flag
2021-08-08 20:27
spend a week not believing it's real
2021-08-03 23:22
#333
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Finland Fzk_
1) Pay off the national debt of my country. 2) Buy land from my country, a couple of lakes and such. 3) Buy some islands around the world and property. (I estimate the 2&3 will take maybe 1 billion tops). Invest the rest and live free.
2021-08-03 23:22
I'll buy the best engineers from NSA to make new anticheat for csgo
2021-08-03 23:32
kill jeff bezos and take his all money
2021-08-03 23:37
1 reply
(it's called black humor, don't ban jonathan)
2021-08-04 00:17
I am rich already so the only thing that would change is that I don't need to work to sustain it
2021-08-03 23:53
#339
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Poland kingWZRD
I would destroy remaining planets in the universe.
2021-08-04 00:01
i'd ivest on tecnologies, inovation, that kind of stuff. new bateries... maybe create a newspaper that is legitimately not pro right nor pro left, you know, as any should be.
2021-08-04 00:05
Would buy back the nicest things for people and see if i can figure out how to cover all peoples basic needs for free or with my own money
2021-08-04 00:15
Buy every team of paycheck stealers and kick them
2021-08-04 00:13
#347
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Germany Die_Linke
Buy HLTV and ban Jonathan E.
2021-08-04 15:27
1 reply
+1111
2021-08-08 20:27
I would be investing in myself and I would also help out more for my family financially.
2021-08-04 15:29
HOOKERS AND COCAINE FOREVER
2021-08-04 15:34
I would buy your m0m
2021-08-04 15:34
#354
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Chile jaestar
buy tencent, shut down league of legends for good, and shit on china
2021-08-04 15:57
#356
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Finland Venvau
I deposit crypto and very big bitcoin
2021-08-04 15:59
#366
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China VeryXxGuy
Play CS:GO
2021-08-04 16:16
Buy HLTV and banned Jonathan E for 9999999999999999999999 years
2021-08-08 20:27
Buy myself a computer that I never got to have as child and clear debt from my family
2021-08-08 20:31
#378
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Russia Lovely_VI
invest in my hometown ofc. I love my country and hate stupid goverment :)
2021-08-12 16:12
just died of an overdose on the first day
2021-08-12 16:16
I would buy HLTV, and fire all admins that ever banned me first in line Johnnathan E of course
2021-08-12 16:25
I buy a house for me and my parents in Ukraine, I buy a Audi A8 and a car of choice for my parents and all the other money would go for investments in Ukrainian companies
2021-08-12 16:26
#389
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Laos PathetLao
I would buy a new home and car Would donate notable sums to animal rights groups around the world and to organizations that save those homeless animals although to my understanding, those are animal rights groups at least here they are Naturally I would give some of it to my parents
2021-08-12 17:15
#391
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United States Jeebur
bust one so i got post nut clarity then decide
2021-08-12 18:52
Get out of Brazil.. choose a better country to live, invest some of the money to live until I die, buy a great house, a great car and live my life really nicely
2021-08-12 18:55
First thing i would do is go get me a new phone, then take my brother and go buy him an x5m
2021-08-28 10:47
#394
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North America abigaiI
move my father into his dream home and whatever he may want and then go back to sleep
2021-08-28 14:17
All my bank accounts would get frozen and confiscated by the government. No bank would let you get that amount of money.
2021-08-28 14:19
#396
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Germany 'ezpz
ofc live an insane life with my friends and family, but i would help a lot around the world. Supporting disabled people, infrastructure in africa and animals (shelter, abused, etc.) would be my top 3.
2021-08-28 14:27
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