what you prefer
> have a belly button in your face
> not being able to use internet for the rest of your life
>despite being the best player in the world and being closed to the GOAT status retiring with no majors
>being 0.6 k/d player and winning 5 majors
- Being 10 yeared
- Lose 200 $
- Eat without gaining weight
- Look young for the rest of your life
> being a musician
> being an actor
Be rich and sad, or being poor and happy
> Right handed
> Left handed
-have a gf
-dont have a gf
deaf or blind? Choose wisely.
-cum in the sink
-sink in the cum
Fat (200 kg) or skinny (40 kg)?
Real Madrid or FC Barcelona
Oral from a mens
Anal with a femboy
smart and not that good looking and awkward or dumb but big time chad ? ))
You get 5000$ every time you suck a dick
You get only 500,000$ but you only have to suck a dick once.
alright Awp Gungnir or Awp Prince
Nobody has asked the classic question:
Tits or Ass?
shit through your dick or cum through your mouth?
> You can use the law of attraction with 100% success. Basically, if you imagine something that you want, you'll feel unexplainably motivated to pursue it, and will succeed within 1 year.
> You can snap $10 into existence. Every snap is $10, and it doesn't take time to recharge or have any limits on how many times you can do it.
would you rather you die or 10 other people die
3rd nipple or 3rd nostril?
Having to show your project in front of the whole class or tell the teacher you haven't finished your project yet
suck empty an old mans nose
drink a cup of pus
no cs for the rest of your life (no pro games either)
or get 5k hours in dota2
Be rich but stuck in a third world country for the rest of your life
Be poor but live in any first world country you want
Nice thread idea btw
Tall woman with nice ass or short with nice chest
Chicken or Bacon on Pizza?
Eat Bull ball or become Vegan?
Whiskey or Rum?
>Play like Jame everytime
>Play like arT everytime
>eat shit which tastes like chocolate
>eat chocolate which tastes like shit
Being average in 3rd world/undeveloped country or being poor in 1st world country?
> Having 2 noses on your face
> Having 2 dicks but you can make it hard only one of them each time
>Major final LAN without crowd with the most boring teams
>Online Major final with exciting teams
- fight in WW1
- fight in WW2
-Being immortal but alone forever
-Live short life but having dozen of friends, gf etc.
Rich but you live in the 1800s, poor but you live in the modern day