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what do you prefer?
AdreN | 
Spain Monkey_D_AdreN 
write 2 options and the people will comment what they prefer. I will start:
2021-09-05 11:08
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Me or Zywoo
2021-09-05 11:09
8 replies
zywoo
2021-09-05 11:09
You mens))
2021-09-05 11:09
1 reply
thanks mens))
2021-09-05 11:09
firefly
2021-09-07 05:18
1 reply
Thanks :D
2021-09-07 05:55
You my love
2021-09-23 21:46
1 reply
<33
2021-09-23 23:11
You because you somehow managed to beat OP on his own thead xaaxxaxaxaxa
2021-09-24 17:38
what you prefer > have a belly button in your face > not being able to use internet for the rest of your life
2021-09-05 11:09
18 replies
Belly Button
2021-09-05 11:09
Belly butn
2021-09-05 11:10
#12
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Italy who_asked
Button
2021-09-05 11:11
where is it specifically, if it is in hair the shit would be invinsiible for many
2021-09-05 12:35
4 replies
2021-09-05 12:41
#344
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Andorra breasts
what if you go bald Dx or imagine making out with a girl and she's got her hands in your hair and all of a sudden she's like wtf is this
2021-09-07 17:53
2 replies
Just wear a 🧢
2021-09-23 21:29
1 reply
No capppp
2021-09-23 21:34
Belly Button
2021-09-05 12:43
fuck internet
2021-09-05 13:32
2 replies
+1
2021-09-05 14:13
#230
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CIS Tamoka
based
2021-09-06 21:14
Y’all need Jesus ffs.
2021-09-06 11:55
no internet I guess
2021-09-07 05:18
1 reply
#283
ropz | 
United States Goob
same, I’ll just use disc games or bluetooth
2021-09-07 06:22
Easiest choice in my life i throw internet in the trash and that's that.
2021-09-07 16:32
So ez. You can cover belly button with a plaster and look like one of them 'cute anime girls' or whatever these kids are talking about these days
2021-09-23 21:30
I would get plastic surgery to remove the bellybutton
2021-09-27 08:39
good thread idea btw
2021-09-05 11:10
4 replies
+1
2021-09-05 14:12
+1
2021-09-05 22:10
>good thread >bad thread which one?
2021-09-07 05:19
1 reply
shitpost EZ
2021-09-07 17:31
>despite being the best player in the world and being closed to the GOAT status retiring with no majors >being 0.6 k/d player and winning 5 majors
2021-09-05 11:13
16 replies
0.6 kd and winning 5 majors because people would say im the GOAT support
2021-09-05 11:16
#36
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Italy who_asked
1st option, because fame = money😎👌🏻
2021-09-05 11:20
4 replies
but 5 majors = money
2021-09-05 11:42
3 replies
#69
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Italy who_asked
Majors = one-time events Fame = popularity = consistent income
2021-09-05 11:52
2 replies
take the 10 cents a day, thats called passive income
2021-09-05 16:27
major = stickers = consistent income
2021-09-07 16:51
5 majors with 0.6kd, at least I will have 2.8 flash assists / round
2021-09-05 12:31
#104
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Mongolia 7DoA
its like saying be xizt or be rpk.
2021-09-05 12:55
2 replies
Holy Shit I'm Losing it Nice comment bro But seriously, winning Without Being remembered Would suck I would rather Be The Best
2021-09-05 22:21
Xizt was decent though and he only won 1 Fifflaren would be better
2021-09-24 17:39
Being the best cuz that would be my own achievement The second option is just being carried to glory
2021-09-05 14:12
2 replies
Thats my opinion too
2021-09-05 14:13
csgo is a team game after all
2021-09-05 22:21
#293
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Europe DoktorEgg
0.6 k/d definitely. If I was the best player but never won a major that would be a regret and I'd feel a little bad about it even in retirement. If I had a 0.6 k/d but was part of an awesome team and won 5 majors then I'd have no regrets about my career.
2021-09-07 09:31
1st ofc
2021-09-07 21:10
#495
RpK | 
France HippzZ
5 majors
2021-09-24 17:13
- Being 10 yeared - Lose 200 $
2021-09-05 11:13
11 replies
Being 10 yeared
2021-09-05 11:15
1 reply
reported
2021-09-05 11:16
#38
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Italy who_asked
Being 10 yeared
2021-09-05 11:21
being 10 yeared
2021-09-05 11:36
100 yeared xd
2021-09-05 11:42
#166
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Armenia Yerevan
200€ because I don't have that much money so logically I can't lose 200€
2021-09-05 17:40
3 replies
Ever heard of debt?
2021-09-07 21:27
2 replies
#405
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Armenia Yerevan
No
2021-09-08 07:25
1 reply
You really got him there
2021-09-24 17:40
#187
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Czech Republic Poloolpp
10yrd (pls dont ban)
2021-09-06 11:31
10 year (I can always make alt and keep $200)
2021-09-07 05:19
#29
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Greenland kinley377
- Eat without gaining weight - Look young for the rest of your life
2021-09-05 11:16
23 replies
look young !
2021-09-05 11:17
Eat without gaining weight!
2021-09-05 11:18
#58
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Austria Ostmark
first option already true for me
2021-09-05 11:37
6 replies
same lol
2021-09-05 12:31
Yeaahh dude! Same for me
2021-09-05 13:42
#131
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Germany tilted_up
+1 :D
2021-09-05 15:18
sometimes for me
2021-09-07 21:10
#427
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Brazil Anarchybr
Wait till you past yours 25 years
2021-09-23 21:34
1 reply
#429
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Austria Ostmark
sure
2021-09-23 21:34
2nd ofc
2021-09-05 12:44
both true for me, would choose - Eat without gaining weight
2021-09-05 22:11
4 replies
how tf do you know whether you'll look young your entire life???
2021-09-06 11:29
3 replies
I will always look young in relation to my actual age. It's in my genes and I live healthy, pretty simple actually.
2021-09-06 21:11
2 replies
If you live healthy then the "eat without gaining weight" portion doesn't fly though?
2021-09-07 18:01
1 reply
I dont get fat, no matter how much I eat. Only get muscles, else I would be skinny. It would be nice to get some fat, turning that into muscle is far easier. Not sure if I got you right, maybe this is an answer.
2021-09-07 18:19
Eat without gaining weight
2021-09-06 11:23
Eat without gaining weight
2021-09-06 14:16
Second, I could accidentally starve with first!
2021-09-07 06:18
rip muscles then :( I pick looking young ofc
2021-09-07 14:30
2 replies
You would stay the same weight so it’s not like your muscles would start going into atrophy
2021-09-24 17:41
1 reply
ok. well, I would still prefer looking young, cuz I dont have a problem with over eating and I work out al lot
2021-09-27 08:32
Look young
2021-09-23 23:20
#496
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France HippzZ
Look young
2021-09-24 17:14
> being a musician > being an actor
2021-09-05 11:19
23 replies
#39
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Italy who_asked
Neither
2021-09-05 11:21
Musician
2021-09-05 11:22
3 replies
me too I would love to be a great musician, I only wouldn't like the fame if you are as famous as Drake etc.. How you gonna date, chill, drink in private with friends, find a girl who really loves you,... difficult things I think
2021-09-05 11:24
2 replies
you can solve that being a classical musician xdddd
2021-09-05 11:25
1 reply
wtf tell me your iq without telling me your iq but I think Mozart had also 54321 bitches to chose from
2021-09-05 11:27
musician 300000000 times more epic
2021-09-05 11:22
musician
2021-09-05 11:41
musician. being an actor will get you hate by ppl
2021-09-05 12:23
Musician if I can choose my instrument.
2021-09-05 13:35
Neither of these. I think that art is useless
2021-09-05 13:42
6 replies
LOL, art is one of the things that makes life great
2021-09-05 13:45
5 replies
The way I put it, sounds wrong. I don't like the more conventional art forms- music, theatre, dance, painting so on. In my opinion, it is useless. But I know most people feel otherwise
2021-09-05 13:47
4 replies
you dont like any kind of music? you dont find any drawing or landscape pleasant? you dont enjoy movies/series/anime...?
2021-09-05 13:49
3 replies
Music, drawings, paintings, definitely not. Well, I do enjoy some series. So that's there. But yeah, I feel a bit weird about not enjoying music
2021-09-05 13:50
2 replies
yeah that is quite weird ngl
2021-09-05 22:14
#483
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Finland RPGWiZaRD
Maybe you didn't discover the right music for you yet. I felt meh about music until I got into trance and later Hardstyle that I started even promoting myself.
2021-09-24 00:19
Being an actor
2021-09-05 14:09
#188
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Czech Republic Poloolpp
musician
2021-09-06 11:31
Im already musician so I choose that
2021-09-07 05:20
Musician
2021-09-07 06:19
Musician
2021-09-07 16:33
i can be both lol
2021-09-07 21:11
Musician....I always loved the music.Especially on Dancing tournaments i had in my professional dancer career.
2021-09-08 02:31
Be rich and sad, or being poor and happy
2021-09-05 11:25
18 replies
rich and sad, I could easily do something to enhance my life
2021-09-05 11:27
5 replies
like, buying a fursuit?
2021-09-05 12:32
4 replies
lol
2021-09-07 14:31
3 replies
A cute fluffy huggable version of yourself or someone else is always going to enhance your mood. Change my mind
2021-09-07 15:22
2 replies
why would I wanna change your mind?
2021-09-07 16:30
1 reply
Ok 😁👍
2021-09-07 18:44
how is that even a question
2021-09-05 11:27
3 replies
#68 #76 Different people have different opinions. So what's yours?
2021-09-05 13:41
2 replies
ofc poor and happy rest must be baiting , yolo
2021-09-05 13:58
1 reply
#138
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Estonia solaf1de
+1
2021-09-05 15:30
#68
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Sweden frizzahh
Rich and sad
2021-09-05 11:49
Poor and happy
2021-09-05 12:07
idk being sad (like for real sad) doesnt seem nice to me so 2nd option.
2021-09-05 15:33
Be rich and sad
2021-09-06 11:24
Poor and happy everyday I would even choose poor and content before being sad and rich
2021-09-07 16:34
if im rich i wouldnt be sad tho
2021-09-07 21:11
#497
RpK | 
France HippzZ
I want to be rich in order to get happier but if I am already happy I don't care to be poor
2021-09-24 17:15
Depends if I can cure my sadness after becoming rich
2021-09-27 08:37
#52
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Switzerland HLTVzera
kebab or burger
2021-09-05 11:35
20 replies
kebab definitely, who doesn't love a döner
2021-09-05 11:37
#67
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Sweden frizzahh
Kebab
2021-09-05 11:48
burger
2021-09-05 12:07
When both done nice, kebab. But when they are both mediocre, burger.
2021-09-05 13:35
5 replies
#132
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Germany tilted_up
only comment that matters here! <3
2021-09-05 15:20
1 reply
I know my business, I'm a Turkish food scientist after all.
2021-09-05 15:52
+1
2021-09-05 22:12
I would have it the other way round :)
2021-09-07 14:32
1 reply
+1
2021-09-07 17:36
Kebab with fries
2021-09-05 15:31
1 reply
ever had kapsalon?))
2021-09-06 14:16
burger
2021-09-05 15:38
#189
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Czech Republic Poloolpp
burger
2021-09-06 11:32
almost no good buger here so kebab
2021-09-06 14:16
kebab
2021-09-07 05:20
kebab ofc
2021-09-07 21:11
1 reply
#396
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Switzerland HLTVzera
expected
2021-09-08 00:18
guess
2021-09-23 21:46
#498
RpK | 
France HippzZ
Good kebab
2021-09-24 17:15
Burger
2021-09-24 17:41
Valve or Riot
2021-09-05 11:35
8 replies
volvo because of better games
2021-09-05 11:37
riot because no matter what you do you can't suck more than valve
2021-09-05 11:40
Remedy
2021-09-05 12:33
Valve because they aren’t owned by communist party
2021-09-05 15:36
3 replies
+1 Even more with the Vanguard anti-cheat.. its like a spyware or even worse than that soon (once Windows11 comes, that is around October) twitter.com/AntiCheatPD/status/143376721.. this is the latest stuff they're gonna do to ur PC.. they just want to monitor everything. But its cuz its Riot they allow it all.. or for safety against cheaters sure..
2021-09-05 16:02
#226
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Hungary Mitomen20
+1 Not enough people know that Rito is owned by Tencent.
2021-09-06 20:43
#434
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Brazil Anarchybr
+1
2021-09-23 21:38
EZ4VOLVO
2021-09-07 05:21
> Right handed > Left handed
2021-09-05 11:43
10 replies
being left handed sucks so i would prefer to be right handed
2021-09-05 11:54
7 replies
Nice mens
2021-09-05 12:02
#85
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Austria Ostmark
unless you are a table tennis player not one so right better
2021-09-05 12:32
3 replies
how is being left handed better for table tennis?
2021-09-05 12:42
2 replies
#101
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Austria Ostmark
because you are used to play against right handed but they aren't used to play against you
2021-09-05 12:45
1 reply
damn u're right. playing against a left hander for the first time really caught me off guard ngl.
2021-09-05 16:50
How it sucks? ( Yes I'm left handed)
2021-09-23 23:48
1 reply
in many reasons, especially driving, was so hard for me to get used to drive using the right hand on the wheel
2021-09-24 14:33
#190
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Czech Republic Poloolpp
right hand irl left hand cs
2021-09-06 11:32
1 reply
kennyS?
2021-09-07 05:21
coffee or tea
2021-09-05 12:00
16 replies
Tea ofc
2021-09-05 12:02
tea
2021-09-05 12:04
tea
2021-09-05 12:33
coffee
2021-09-05 12:44
coffee
2021-09-05 13:34
Coffee
2021-09-05 14:08
tea
2021-09-05 15:38
Tea
2021-09-05 15:40
#152
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Portugal S!im*
coffee
2021-09-05 15:50
Tea
2021-09-06 11:55
always tea, coffee sucks ass
2021-09-07 05:21
coffee! everyone saying tea is bating
2021-09-07 14:33
tea
2021-09-07 21:12
Capuccino and Latte (Espresso also good) i prefer but yeah Coffee better.
2021-09-08 02:33
cold tea
2021-09-23 22:06
#499
RpK | 
France HippzZ
tea
2021-09-24 17:16
-have a gf -dont have a gf
2021-09-05 12:06
7 replies
name checks out
2021-09-05 12:14
have a furry gf
2021-09-05 12:34
2 replies
#102
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Austria Ostmark
flair checks out
2021-09-05 12:45
1 reply
my name too, doesn't it?
2021-09-05 12:46
the second option pls
2021-09-05 12:35
I suppose none right now
2021-09-07 05:21
already have first
2021-09-23 22:07
Hamilton or Verstappen
2021-09-05 12:32
3 replies
ALWAYS VERSTAPPEN 😎😎💪💪
2021-09-05 12:42
#151
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Estonia solaf1de
Used to like Hamilton before he became a social justice warrior while earning €40M per year. Verstappen is purely about racing.
2021-09-05 15:48
Too easy, Imagine F1 without Max Emilian Verstappen
2021-09-24 00:29
iPhone Android phone
2021-09-05 12:42
6 replies
Android
2021-09-05 12:44
imagine having apple products OMEGALUL
2021-09-05 13:38
1 reply
I invest in Apple stocks, then use the gains to buy Android phone, ez money
2021-09-07 05:23
android
2021-09-05 15:39
Android EZ
2021-09-07 05:22
#500
RpK | 
France HippzZ
android ofc
2021-09-24 17:16
#133
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Germany tilted_up
deaf or blind? Choose wisely.
2021-09-05 15:21
9 replies
Deaf
2021-09-05 15:26
Deaf so I can finally understand what Russians have to deal with in cs
2021-09-05 15:35
2 replies
#164
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Germany tilted_up
phahahah niceone :D
2021-09-05 17:36
#231
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CIS Tamoka
xDDD
2021-09-06 21:17
blind
2021-09-05 15:45
#232
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CIS Tamoka
deaf
2021-09-06 21:17
blind so I dont have to see bullshit baits on here
2021-09-07 05:23
1 reply
looool
2021-09-07 14:34
#501
RpK | 
France HippzZ
deaf
2021-09-24 17:16
#134
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Brazil Whillpull
-cum in the sink -sink in the cum
2021-09-05 15:22
6 replies
1st one ofc 😳
2021-09-05 15:42
Don’t tempt me with a good time
2021-09-05 19:59
1 reply
#410
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Taiwan T1dal
Dont threaten me with a good time
2021-09-08 18:59
Holy shit hahahaha right in the sink it goes
2021-09-07 05:23
Second 😳
2021-09-07 06:23
Second ofc
2021-09-23 23:49
#135
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Other jatakk
Fat (200 kg) or skinny (40 kg)?
2021-09-05 15:24
2 replies
skinny)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
2021-09-06 20:48
skinny
2021-09-23 22:08
Real Madrid or FC Barcelona
2021-09-05 15:41
6 replies
#165
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Germany tilted_up
Right now I'd say Real. Can't stand Barca anymore, they've done too much BS the last 10 years. If it was 2006-2010 again definately Barca!
2021-09-05 17:38
Real Madrid ofc
2021-09-07 06:29
not vardrid
2021-09-07 21:13
Barcelona.Second club i support after my Lovely BVB.
2021-09-08 02:27
Real all the way
2021-09-23 22:09
#503
RpK | 
France HippzZ
Real
2021-09-24 17:17
cats or dogs
2021-09-05 17:41
7 replies
you mean HUNDEN?
2021-09-05 19:18
1 reply
??? lmao
2021-09-06 22:31
Dogs
2021-09-06 14:18
#223
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Sweden randigdot
cat
2021-09-06 20:37
where my cat people at?
2021-09-07 05:25
Dogs, they are loyal
2021-09-23 23:39
#504
RpK | 
France HippzZ
can't choose :(((
2021-09-24 17:17
#175
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Brazil arsenicBR
csgo or val
2021-09-05 22:17
5 replies
csgo
2021-09-06 06:45
#202
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Germany kaffet
r6siege
2021-09-06 11:55
#224
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Sweden randigdot
CS-GO
2021-09-06 20:37
For those who want to be funny, please go -> vlr.gg/threads
2021-09-07 05:26
valhalla?
2021-09-07 06:30
Oral from a mens Anal with a femboy
2021-09-06 07:09
6 replies
lul
2021-09-06 07:24
#208
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United States Luckybear
Anal femboy
2021-09-06 14:13
Second
2021-09-07 06:25
hahaha thats a tricky one do I receive anal?
2021-09-07 14:35
oral. i cant imagine living sex in anal thats quite gross
2021-09-07 17:57
none
2021-09-23 22:09
#181
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Finland tuksu22
smart and not that good looking and awkward or dumb but big time chad ? ))
2021-09-06 07:24
2 replies
smart always bro
2021-09-06 11:21
I'm already the first option 😎
2021-09-07 05:27
You get 5000$ every time you suck a dick or You get only 500,000$ but you only have to suck a dick once.
2021-09-06 11:29
6 replies
#215
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Finland tuksu22
flag doesnt check out
2021-09-06 14:24
Passive income baby?
2021-09-07 04:21
First obviously
2021-09-07 06:26
First 100%, I’ve already sucked way more than 100
2021-09-07 16:44
1 reply
flag and name checks out
2021-09-07 20:01
Depends, how big the cocks are, how you have to suck it, etc. So without that info and assuming the worst I would choose 500,000 and once only, at that point I can just invest that money afterwards.
2021-09-24 01:13
#192
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Russia Drain3r
edward/rpk
2021-09-06 11:35
1 reply
#507
RpK | 
France HippzZ
LE TANK
2021-09-24 17:18
>M4A4 >M4A1
2021-09-06 11:38
5 replies
#200
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Portugal Mourao558
M4A4
2021-09-06 11:54
1 reply
+1
2021-09-06 11:55
M4A1
2021-09-06 14:10
A4 all the way
2021-09-07 05:28
M4A1
2021-09-07 06:27
> to love > to be loved
2021-09-06 11:44
3 replies
To love and be loved back
2021-09-06 11:54
1 reply
you can choose only one, it would be too easy to get both x)
2021-09-06 11:56
I suppose to love
2021-09-07 05:28
#195
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Germany StormzN9
Liquid or Fnatic
2021-09-06 11:45
2 replies
Liquid all the way
2021-09-07 05:28
Fnatic coz of old golden roster.
2021-09-08 02:27
Dust or ancient
2021-09-06 11:54
2 replies
#225
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Sweden randigdot
ancient
2021-09-06 20:39
1 reply
+1
2021-09-07 05:28
alright Awp Gungnir or Awp Prince
2021-09-06 11:56
8 replies
Prince
2021-09-06 14:56
1 reply
wtf mans
2021-09-06 22:26
prince
2021-09-06 19:55
1 reply
wow
2021-09-06 22:26
gungnir 100x
2021-09-06 22:32
2 replies
THANKYOU BRO my favorite skin holy shit is it insane i am fortune enough to have gotten to play with it twice you can feel the power in it while skins don't buy skill it sure as hell buys confidence try it some time if you get your hands on a Dlore or Medusa or another top range skin
2021-09-06 22:34
1 reply
prince best skin awp I'm with you bro dlore and medusa both overrated af
2021-09-06 22:38
#411
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Taiwan T1dal
GUNGNIR
2021-09-08 19:00
#209
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United States Luckybear
Nobody has asked the classic question: Tits or Ass?
2021-09-06 14:14
10 replies
1 all the way 🥵😳
2021-09-06 14:57
1 reply
#218
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United States Luckybear
Based!!!!!!
2021-09-06 14:58
#242
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Germany tilted_up
safecall 1! Ass is overrated imo if there's nice boobies!
2021-09-07 00:33
ass
2021-09-07 04:55
neither
2021-09-07 05:30
1 reply
dick?
2021-09-07 16:34
tiddies
2021-09-07 21:30
#412
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Taiwan T1dal
big boobas
2021-09-08 19:00
#436
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Brazil Anarchybr
2nd option ofc If you disagree then you’re a weeb
2021-09-23 21:39
#508
RpK | 
France HippzZ
Ass ofc
2021-09-24 17:19
Guerri or S1mple
2021-09-06 14:19
2 replies
garry the carry lul
2021-09-06 20:01
#233
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CIS Tamoka
tom and guerri all the way
2021-09-06 21:19
#234
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CIS Tamoka
shit through your dick or cum through your mouth?
2021-09-06 21:20
2 replies
#413
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Taiwan T1dal
1
2021-09-08 19:00
#437
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Brazil Anarchybr
2 i like to suck p*ssy anyway XD
2021-09-23 21:40
> You can use the law of attraction with 100% success. Basically, if you imagine something that you want, you'll feel unexplainably motivated to pursue it, and will succeed within 1 year. > You can snap $10 into existence. Every snap is $10, and it doesn't take time to recharge or have any limits on how many times you can do it.
2021-09-07 05:13
13 replies
Option 2 easy
2021-09-07 05:31
option one works if want to be the king of the world ?
2021-09-07 06:01
3 replies
Yeah, any achievement or position you can imagine. Even If you say you want to go to mars, you'd be able to build the plans and demonstrate that it would be successful.
2021-09-07 19:20
2 replies
thats so overpowered and dangerous lol ez inmortality and galaxy domination in few years
2021-09-07 19:56
1 reply
Yeah, you'd basically need a monk to have the power for it to not be ggs for the planet lol
2021-09-07 20:11
First one could be dangerous so I'll go with second option
2021-09-07 06:29
1 reply
+1 would definitely be world-ending in the wrong hands.
2021-09-07 19:21
Money runs the world so #2
2021-09-07 17:36
#414
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Taiwan T1dal
1 obviously, snapping 10 bucks into existence will eventually crash the economy
2021-09-08 19:01
1 reply
As if this wasnt already happening fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M2SL
2021-09-24 17:52
Ez questions
2021-09-23 23:43
but I dont know how to snap D:
2021-09-24 01:14
#509
RpK | 
France HippzZ
1 ofc
2021-09-24 17:20
Johnathane or Martin
2021-09-07 05:20
4 replies
Martin get rekt john e
2021-09-07 05:31
martin
2021-09-07 06:00
#365
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
Martin of course
2021-09-07 19:24
Martin undoubtedly
2021-09-23 22:12
prostitute or gf ?
2021-09-07 05:24
7 replies
#275
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Turkmenistan reinkarno
wow i came into right question i thought prostitutes will make me happy but i prefer gf but really hard to find not retar one
2021-09-07 05:56
1 reply
true
2021-09-07 06:16
Prostitute
2021-09-07 14:35
prostitute, already got gf
2021-09-07 14:52
HOOKER
2021-09-07 17:33
gf ofc
2021-09-07 21:15
#438
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Brazil Anarchybr
GF, nothing compares to sex with the person you love , even tho hookers can be hotter
2021-09-23 21:41
would you rather you die or 10 other people die
2021-09-07 06:10
12 replies
what is name im at work cant access youtube
2021-09-07 06:17
ofc second option lol
2021-09-07 14:24
Umm i think you made a mistake here
2021-09-07 14:34
6 replies
what mistake
2021-09-07 14:36
5 replies
There are over 8 billion people in this planet, and people always die. Ofcourse I'd let people idc about die rather than me dying
2021-09-07 14:40
4 replies
but where was the "mistake" that's your choice, not everyone will think the same way
2021-09-07 14:43
2 replies
It would have been more sensible to put: "you die or 10 people you know die"
2021-09-07 14:49
1 reply
we're on hltv nobody here has friends or people they know
2021-09-07 14:51
true
2021-09-07 21:16
10 others I'm selfish 😎
2021-09-07 21:30
I would choose to die but it should be a fast death.
2021-09-23 23:47
First one ofc ( and not because I care about that people)
2021-09-23 23:54
3rd nipple or 3rd nostril?
2021-09-07 14:38
3 replies
Nostril for MORE AIR BREATHING OXYGEN POWER BODY MIND FUNKTION
2021-09-07 17:30
1 reply
Clever answer.
2021-09-07 18:22
Nipple for MORE MILK BREAST EXPULSION POWER BODY MIND FUNKTION
2021-09-23 21:45
Having to show your project in front of the whole class or tell the teacher you haven't finished your project yet
2021-09-07 14:42
7 replies
Assuming it's finished in first option or not?
2021-09-07 15:02
2 replies
Finished
2021-09-07 15:04
1 reply
Both bad but I'd choose first one then
2021-09-07 15:06
first one and I improvise while I present it
2021-09-07 16:34
2nd
2021-09-07 17:33
First one ofc!
2021-09-07 17:34
Always went for the second option being a middle-schooler
2021-09-23 21:50
suck empty an old mans nose drink a cup of pus
2021-09-07 14:51
1 reply
a very tough decision mikey I will go for the 1st one
2021-09-07 15:06
#336
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Italy Skye620
Yes
2021-09-07 17:33
no cs for the rest of your life (no pro games either) or get 5k hours in dota2
2021-09-07 17:34
Be rich but stuck in a third world country for the rest of your life or Be poor but live in any first world country you want Nice thread idea btw
2021-09-07 18:01
5 replies
which is the richest 3rd world country
2021-09-07 18:03
2 replies
tbh id go for a tourist heavy country like jordan since ur stuck their, might aswell be able to travel since your rich u can afford practically anything you want
2021-09-07 18:35
USA
2021-09-08 18:34
#419
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Israel Xpicyy
Be poor but live in Israel
2021-09-23 21:31
richest country is USA, which barely has any subsidies third is UK I think, has better culture and landscapes, so 2
2021-09-24 17:37
Tall woman with nice ass or short with nice chest
2021-09-07 21:16
3 replies
First
2021-09-07 21:27
second
2021-09-07 21:32
second
2021-09-08 18:46
1.6 or CS:GO?
2021-09-07 21:18
4 replies
csgo jonty))))))
2021-09-08 18:47
1 reply
Fair enough. :)
2021-09-08 18:53
#431
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Israel Xpicyy
Valorant Source
2021-09-23 21:36
1.6 ofc
2021-09-23 23:55
NiP or NiP but old
2021-09-07 21:20
3 replies
Old NiP with f0rest and GtR
2021-09-07 21:22
1 reply
Correct GtR GOD
2021-09-07 21:26
get_right
2021-09-09 17:36
Chicken or Bacon on Pizza? Eat Bull ball or become Vegan? Whiskey or Rum?
2021-09-08 02:16
4 replies
Bacon, bull ball, gin
2021-09-08 02:18
Ok.Bonus round Spend one day in forest without anything or become a Furry. Lock urself in room for 2 days or become a Sinner(not like me but something bigger).
2021-09-08 02:23
2 replies
forest 100% (forest GOAT) and ez 2 days in my room
2021-09-23 21:27
1 reply
U would rather spend all day in wild forest? 2 days in room without doing anything? good .
2021-09-23 21:59
>Play like Jame everytime >Play like arT everytime
2021-09-23 21:31
3 replies
Art
2021-09-23 21:32
#481
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
Art is more interesting imo
2021-09-24 00:03
#510
RpK | 
France HippzZ
Art
2021-09-24 17:22
>eat shit which tastes like chocolate >eat chocolate which tastes like shit
2021-09-23 21:31
4 replies
1. No one will know that it tastes like chocolate 2. No one will know that it tastes like shit Obvious 2
2021-09-23 21:33
2 replies
What if you know that it will taste like
2021-09-23 21:36
1 reply
I meant that nobody apart from you know that thus your social status will decrease in the first one and remain the same in the second one
2021-09-23 21:37
#476
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
option 2 if someone can see me doing it option 1 if I'm alone and no one can see me Edit: If it's not only one time, but forever, then option 2, I don't eat too much chocolate anyway
2021-09-23 23:58
#423
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Israel Xpicyy
automatic or manual car?
2021-09-23 21:32
1 reply
a car please dad I need whatever
2021-09-23 21:33
Being average in 3rd world/undeveloped country or being poor in 1st world country?
2021-09-23 21:39
4 replies
Being rich at 3rd world country Like, what's the point of the second option?
2021-09-23 21:34
3 replies
Yeah, i think i should have provided a choice between being just average or poor.
2021-09-23 21:38
But he said Average ?
2021-09-24 01:15
1 reply
he edited it man
2021-09-24 17:08
#440
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Brazil Anarchybr
> Having 2 noses on your face > Having 2 dicks but you can make it hard only one of them each time
2021-09-23 21:44
3 replies
> respiration machine > pee machine i chose second
2021-09-23 21:47
2 replies
#445
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Brazil Anarchybr
I’d rather have the second option tbh With 2 noses you going to be ugly and not even be able to get laid With 2 dicks at least you already kissed someone and now you just have to explain your “secret” before you two go to bed XD
2021-09-23 21:49
1 reply
Omg yes XD
2021-09-23 23:55
#446
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Bulgaria Norwenn
>Major final LAN without crowd with the most boring teams >Online Major final with exciting teams
2021-09-23 21:50
1 reply
Online
2021-09-24 00:24
- fight in WW1 - fight in WW2
2021-09-23 22:06
3 replies
WW2 because if I survive WW1 I'll have to go through WW2 anyway
2021-09-23 23:16
WW3
2021-09-24 17:18
#511
RpK | 
France HippzZ
WW2
2021-09-24 17:23
(deleted)
2021-09-23 23:16
4 replies
No!? Just missed it
2021-09-23 23:25
3 replies
It's just #458 but I accidentally put it in #457
2021-09-23 23:26
2 replies
Ah, ok then. Had hoped it was smth cringe :D
2021-09-23 23:29
1 reply
Unfortunately not!
2021-09-23 23:29
S1mple or zywoo
2021-09-23 23:22
5 replies
#467
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Bulgaria Norwenn
ZyWoo more interesting to watch IMO
2021-09-23 23:40
For me zywoo
2021-09-23 23:53
#478
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
s1mple
2021-09-24 00:00
#512
RpK | 
France HippzZ
ZywOo
2021-09-24 17:24
ChanLi "zywOo" Xi
2021-09-24 17:35
-Being immortal but alone forever -Live short life but having dozen of friends, gf etc.
2021-09-24 00:00
6 replies
#479
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
How many years is a short life? I'm probably choosing it anyway
2021-09-24 00:02
3 replies
Let's say 40-50 years
2021-09-24 00:03
2 replies
#482
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
Uh, I think option 2?
2021-09-24 00:07
45 years is not that short wtf
2021-09-24 17:43
#513
RpK | 
France HippzZ
Live short
2021-09-24 17:24
immortal
2021-09-24 17:34
-Charli D'Amelio -Dixie D'Amelio
2021-09-24 00:30
1 reply
I prefer bussy
2021-09-24 17:40
Rich but you live in the 1800s, poor but you live in the modern day
2021-09-24 01:16
3 replies
Rich would love to live in 1800s
2021-09-24 17:10
1 reply
rich in 19th century
2021-09-24 17:18
#514
RpK | 
France HippzZ
Poor I need internet
2021-09-24 17:24
Good body Good face
2021-09-24 17:09
10 replies
good character honestly you can want a girl which not so beautiful and has not so good body, but has mind, kindness, sense of humor and common interests.
2021-09-24 17:19
1 reply
Yea i know, but wicht one out of those 2
2021-09-24 20:12
#515
RpK | 
France HippzZ
Good face
2021-09-24 17:25
3 replies
Folloup guestion is ur face ugly?
2021-09-24 20:13
2 replies
#532
RpK | 
France HippzZ
Above average 6.5/10
2021-09-24 20:27
1 reply
Ty
2021-09-24 20:35
good body
2021-09-24 17:32
3 replies
Follow uo guestion is ur face ugly?
2021-09-24 20:12
2 replies
probably average / low average 😎👌
2021-09-24 21:16
1 reply
Ty
2021-09-24 22:36
Itzy or (G)-Idle
2021-09-24 17:34
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