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Tinder so shallow
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Netherlands BigBoyTies 
Guys, why does nobody want to go to Legoland with me???
2021-09-27 23:28
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tinder is boring asfuck
2021-09-27 23:29
7 replies
why ?
2021-09-29 00:24
5 replies
yes how is assfuck boring?
2021-09-29 00:36
1 reply
axxaxa
2021-09-29 10:31
he thought that tinder is a roblox nickname
2021-09-30 13:59
2 replies
wait, its not?
2021-10-01 08:20
1 reply
no bro wtf?!!
2021-10-01 15:29
#160
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United States Rayduh
reason?
2021-10-01 08:26
#2
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Italy I_like_csgo
I would go to Legoland with you
2021-09-27 23:29
3 replies
#3
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Netherlands BigBoyTies
Fuck yeah dude, who wouldn't want to go to Legoland?!
2021-09-27 23:30
2 replies
#16
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Brazil ZerongBr
Who uses tinder
2021-09-28 00:02
1 reply
+1
2021-09-28 00:10
grindr >>>
2021-09-27 23:30
4 replies
+1
2021-09-27 23:35
Why are so many Brazilians gay?? What’s goin on down there?
2021-09-28 14:45
2 replies
Gaules...
2021-09-29 00:25
1 reply
flag checks out
2021-09-29 20:56
Try minecraft instead
2021-09-27 23:30
Maybe we can put together a field-trip with people from hltv? Please admins please, can we go? Pleeeeease.
2021-09-27 23:30
12 replies
How are your grades? You can only go if they are good
2021-09-28 00:51
It would be weird to hang out with 15 yo teenagers being 22.
2021-09-28 07:19
10 replies
i guess it's fine for me, i'm 29 tho
2021-09-28 08:03
4 replies
I'm calling the police
2021-09-28 08:05
#84
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Portugal dascouves
29 and you think it's fine to hang out with a bunch of 15 years old? FBI OPEN UP
2021-09-28 13:24
2 replies
why not mens we, russians, have such a proverb, we say "the main thing, guys, do not grow old at heart"
2021-09-29 08:31
1 reply
+1
2021-09-29 20:58
#100
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Norway FriggeK
I'm 24 and my girlfriend is 16, I don't see the problem?
2021-09-29 09:37
4 replies
Kek
2021-09-29 09:44
I’m 39 and my gf i 11 Age is just a number
2021-09-29 11:12
Yo le noob, Why are you lying so blatantly?? No one on hltv knows what a girl is, let alone having one...
2021-09-29 20:03
im 30 and my grilfriend is my 15yo sister, no problem
2021-09-29 20:58
#7
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Canada firtlast
i kinda want to go to legoland now
2021-09-27 23:31
1 reply
It's 6/5 place to visit. I have visited there.
2021-09-30 15:33
There's no such thing as a free trip to legoland
2021-09-27 23:33
1 reply
#64
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Europe Nuskel
As long as you're sneaky enough.
2021-09-28 01:21
Tinder is pretty much a 1 night stand finder. I'm sure no one would want to have sex at Legoland with all of the children around. I'd be down to get a lil freaky at Legoland though.
2021-09-27 23:33
45 replies
Good idea.I never thought about something like that XD So Evil....
2021-09-27 23:36
How would you get freaky with all the kids around tho? Just curious...
2021-09-27 23:55
22 replies
Just say fuck it and go hay wild. I'd do it literally anywhere. I could either be sneaky or be right out in the open, it just depends on how hard I want to traumatize these children.
2021-09-28 00:14
21 replies
Why would anyone wanna traumatize kids tho? You scare me...
2021-09-28 00:16
20 replies
Because it's funny, nothing more.
2021-09-28 00:16
19 replies
You sound exactly like the type who could actually get a bj at a Walmart in the produce fridge room...
2021-09-28 00:19
18 replies
That would be pretty epic, ngl.
2021-09-28 00:20
17 replies
Glhf at Legoland/Walmart
2021-09-28 00:38
16 replies
Thanks, I'm going to invite as many escorts/hookers as possible and we're going to have a party! Everything we need to have a party is already at Walmart, so it's a nice one shop stop.
2021-09-28 00:39
15 replies
Nah, don't buy sex, mate
2021-09-28 00:49
14 replies
Already bought 30, no going back now.
2021-09-28 00:50
13 replies
Go big or go home, I guess
2021-09-28 00:52
12 replies
Exactly, we're going big at Walmart.
2021-09-28 01:00
11 replies
Even if we had Walmart in Denmark, that would probably not be where I would ... shop
2021-09-28 01:02
10 replies
Fuck Walmart, Walmart is terrible.
2021-09-28 01:18
4 replies
Respect it please
2021-09-28 01:21
1 reply
It's hard because all of these rowdy shit teenagers just steal all of the fucking mobility scooters and drive them all over the damn place, then making it so I have to waddle my fat ass around the big ass grocery store.
2021-09-28 01:32
Wauw, it's not a classy place where ppl give bj's in the produce fridge room? Who would have thought?
2021-09-28 01:22
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It is, but for buying groceries, it fucking sucks. The only redeemable quality of Walmart is that the employees don't snitch whenever you're having a large orgy.
2021-09-28 01:28
Yo la noob, Why that? It's where you can get alcohol for the cheapest price I assume. Other than that obviously not going anywhere near it
2021-09-29 20:13
4 replies
I don't drink much, so can afford to pay 1 euro more for at bottle of wine or gin
2021-09-29 20:29
3 replies
Fair enough, and you have the girl privilege too :D
2021-09-29 20:32
2 replies
Which privilege?
2021-09-29 20:34
1 reply
Getting free entries and drinks in clubs and bars, works better when you are attractive
2021-09-29 20:54
and how many 1NS did u have from tinder ?
2021-09-27 23:59
10 replies
~917,025,864 times
2021-09-28 00:15
9 replies
so 0 ?
2021-09-28 00:16
8 replies
Almost, around 917,025,864 times.
2021-09-28 00:16
7 replies
its ok virgin
2021-09-28 00:19
6 replies
I'm not a virgin, I've had sex with both of my hands plenty of times. 😎
2021-09-28 00:21
5 replies
but do those hands ever touched female body ?
2021-09-28 00:34
4 replies
Yeah, I gave my mom a hug once.
2021-09-28 00:34
3 replies
sounds like a real chad 🤡
2021-09-28 00:36
2 replies
Of course! The most badass thing in the world is to give your mother a hug.
2021-09-28 00:37
1 reply
#73
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Bosnia and Herzegovina Foxxyownz
+1
2021-09-28 07:10
#17
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Finland Hasbulla
I found my (now ex) gf on tinder, i was in a relationship with her for 3 years, so yeah, you can easily find more than just a 1 night stand
2021-09-28 00:04
9 replies
#63
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Bulgaria IosiG
It was just a 1 night stand that lasted 3 years
2021-09-28 01:21
3 replies
#66
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Europe Nuskel
Just 365x3 night stands.
2021-09-28 01:22
1 reply
#70
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Bulgaria IosiG
+1
2021-09-28 06:49
#109
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Mongolia k0ng0
Loool
2021-09-29 10:05
Same, dated my now ex for 3 years from tinder She is the most cold hearted bitch in the world and I wish I left her 2 and a half years earlier
2021-09-28 14:47
4 replies
#89
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Finland Hasbulla
Yeah same here, it was an ok relationship overall but not worth it, she was kissing with another guy at a club only a week after we broke up even tho she told me she can’t get over the break up
2021-09-29 00:13
3 replies
So what she was free to do that
2021-09-29 09:58
all girls are sluts and want to drink and fvck everyday with new guys but they cant admit it and play "nice girls"
2021-09-29 09:59
1 reply
must admit guys are just horny animals that want to fvck new girls everyday
2021-09-29 10:00
Just watch hentai like the rest
2021-09-27 23:59
1 reply
like the rest in Legoland?
2021-09-28 07:55
I personally wouldn't go to Legoland with a person I barely knew. Maybe more like 3rd date. Would suck if there was no chemistry between us and stuck at Legoland not having fun
2021-09-28 00:01
2 replies
Wtf? It's impossible not to have fun at Legoland - but it's for sure isn't a romantic place for either 1st or any date
2021-09-28 00:28
1 reply
flag
2021-09-28 08:04
just show them your bank account
2021-09-28 00:09
Legoland is where you go when you get kids, not for a date, really. It's a cool place, but not romantic. Edit: Very experienced Legoland abuser here
2021-09-28 00:12
7 replies
the place doesn't matter at all i think, he most likely sucks for some other reason
2021-09-28 00:14
4 replies
Woooa, be nice - ofc he doesn't suck. He likes Legoland.
2021-09-28 00:17
3 replies
sucks with women
2021-09-28 00:18
2 replies
You don't know that
2021-09-28 00:26
1 reply
you dont make sucha post if u dont, self explanatory
2021-09-28 00:30
#58
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Israel Sonnabend
I loved Legoland Billund as a kid. So great!
2021-09-28 00:59
I would love to go there even for a date to be honest lol
2021-09-29 09:24
try being in the top 5%
2021-09-28 00:19
8 replies
top 5 % of what ?
2021-09-28 00:20
7 replies
men
2021-09-28 00:22
6 replies
what are the criteria ?
2021-09-28 00:28
5 replies
number of likes
2021-09-28 00:30
4 replies
likes of what ?
2021-09-28 00:34
3 replies
tinder
2021-09-28 00:35
2 replies
i am asking how to get to those 5%
2021-09-28 00:37
1 reply
kill everyone better than you so you become top1
2021-09-28 00:39
the fuck is legoland
2021-09-28 00:38
1 reply
Lego land is a Lego themed attraction park!
2021-09-28 01:32
#57
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Israel Sonnabend
Tinder is very hard if you are not very attractive or even just average because most users are male and females have so much choice. Tinder is good for the top 10-20% of male. Way easier to get girls IRL in my opinion :D
2021-09-28 00:53
1 reply
+1 - Even as an average looking male, you have to come up with a clever first message one liner
2021-09-28 07:29
Welcome to the blackpill
2021-09-28 06:51
I only met 1 person from tinder, and we went mushrooming as our first "date" :)))
2021-09-28 07:08
11 replies
#81
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Israel Sonnabend
did you get high on shrooms or did you go in the forest and pick mushrooms?
2021-09-28 13:13
9 replies
we went to the forest and later cooked the mushrooms.
2021-09-28 13:16
7 replies
#83
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Israel Sonnabend
You could have kidnapped her in the forest
2021-09-28 13:22
4 replies
why kidnap when we both got what we wanted :)
2021-09-28 13:27
3 replies
shrooms?
2021-09-28 14:48
#116
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Israel Sonnabend
sex?
2021-09-29 19:16
shrex?
2021-09-30 13:56
That is a good idea
2021-09-29 14:21
1 reply
Its hard to find girls like that nowadays I would say, everyone just wants to go out for a dinner etc.. I'm studying geography & biology and I am average in mycology so it was good idea indeed :D
2021-09-29 15:06
he obviously means playing super mario bros
2021-09-29 00:20
wtf, that sounds great 👍
2021-09-29 09:19
I will go to legoland with you
2021-09-28 07:28
#93
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Finland Lindeni
Why wouldn't girls go to Legoland with you? Sounds like a good date!
2021-09-29 00:32
Tinder hard for me, only below average girls and gay guys like me.
2021-09-29 00:35
9 replies
If u are under average why would some1 pretty like you?
2021-09-29 10:00
8 replies
because of his 20cm ruler
2021-09-30 13:57
7 replies
but they cant know that before they meet you? So i think that it dosnt help u so much in tinder, but yea good size helps.
2021-09-30 15:22
6 replies
just put that in your name
2021-09-30 15:29
5 replies
im not 20 im16cm man, and im not one of those who write private stuff to internet (anonymously i can ofcourse). I dont have any problems getting likes in tinder i have pretty face.
2021-09-30 15:32
4 replies
copium
2021-10-01 08:19
3 replies
Care to explain what that means
2021-10-01 08:44
2 replies
no
2021-10-01 08:57
1 reply
Ok
2021-10-01 09:44
Man, I still want to go to Legoland so bad!
2021-09-29 09:23
fuck tinder
2021-09-29 09:54
Just give up. Women will just drain ur wallet faster and also cause arguments/drama. Nobody got time for that.
2021-09-29 09:54
1 reply
just have sex with men (high net wroth individuals) facts bro
2021-09-29 19:51
Tinder is funny place wtf, it will tell are u ugly or not
2021-09-29 10:01
11 replies
nah it tells you if you are chad or not
2021-09-29 19:46
10 replies
so what #108 said
2021-09-29 20:55
9 replies
1-4 / 10 = unattractive 5-10 attractive 8+ chad 5,6,7 are not ugly but not chad and will not get success
2021-09-29 21:33
8 replies
i had a stroke trying to read this shit and you literally just said what I am saying
2021-09-29 21:34
7 replies
I gave each a new line to make it readable
2021-09-29 21:34
6 replies
7/10 GUY IS NOT UGLY
2021-09-29 21:35
5 replies
Everyones points depends who rates them. Someones 7 is others 10
2021-09-30 13:51
4 replies
there is some subjectivity but mostly it is objective and scientific e.g golden ratio
2021-09-30 14:00
3 replies
but i feel like only some kind of girls like me the most, or they always look kinda same. Some 160-170 cm brunette/blonde with pretty face. The height thing makes sense cuz im 172cm but why always same kind of girls in other ways? Like they all have same clothing, same kind of hairstyle, white teeths and the even smell the same. Like dont any other girls find me appealing or wtf.
2021-09-30 15:29
2 replies
maybe confirmation bias or you only give them interest so they reciprocate
2021-09-30 15:32
1 reply
yea but even in tinder only that kind of girls like me, and its fine that is just my type just wondering.
2021-09-30 15:34
I will ! :D
2021-09-29 10:06
#111
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Hungary szia
-go to legoland -meet girl at legoland -you both like legoland -possible future date setting of legoland
2021-09-29 10:07
#117
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Poland FitPolak
Try badoo, you will have higher chances B)
2021-09-29 19:17
#118
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United Kingdom JackINF_
shit Legoland is a baller suggestion, anyone who doesn't take you up on that is not worth you time
2021-09-29 19:18
1 reply
+1 true scholar pic for a date
2021-09-29 19:51
tinder is only good when ur tourist in another country and u look for easy hookup or having a good time exploring nice local places.
2021-09-29 19:47
What's your height?
2021-09-29 19:51
Just take all the HLTV Bros to Legoland lets rent out the place
2021-09-29 19:53
#125
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Canada wizQ
met my last girl at a market. lol tinder please... go outside.
2021-09-29 19:59
3 replies
+1 touch grass
2021-09-29 20:38
1 reply
+1 Met my last girl while touching grass. Lol tinder please...
2021-09-29 21:35
do u think gen zoomers have the energy to go outside and hold conversations?
2021-09-30 15:30
tinder is useless
2021-09-29 20:36
we can go to legoland?
2021-09-29 20:55
ill go to legoland with you
2021-09-29 21:36
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