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Brazil bruxo! 
device = CR7: the greatest, has won everything, hardworking, good teams coldzera = Messi: used to carry, changed teams and stop delivering NiK0 = Neymar: very skilled player, but never reached the number 1 ZywOo = mbappe, young talent, shocked everyone KennyS = Ronaldo: unstoppable in his prime then injured/nerfed Olofmeister = R10: a beast in his prime, loves to entertain, not so ambitous GeT_RiGhT = Pele: the best of his time, still very respected flusha = Maradona: second best of his time, but very polemic guy Cogu = Zidane: won everything when player, now is coach (meh) pasha = Ibra: big guy m0nesy = Haaland: big promise for the scene /discuss
2021-12-08 01:56
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#1
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Brazil bruxo!
i could not find storylines for players like s1mple (GOAT individual but struggled with teams and used to be very polemic/toxic) or gla1ve (legendary captain that won everything) i also did not like the zidane one, but could not find another legendary player who then became coach
2021-12-08 01:56
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s1mple is legit D10S bruh lol
2021-12-08 01:57
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#3
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Brazil bruxo!
but pele was better than him, who is better than s1mple?
2021-12-08 01:58
10 replies
Diego was better :P
2021-12-08 01:59
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#7
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Brazil bruxo!
nah i dont think so
2021-12-08 02:00
7 replies
fairs, my dad is a HUGE maradona guy (ironic bc he grew up supporting Juventus bc that's where he's from) but he got to see Diego play at Juve and never shuts up about how he saw the goat
2021-12-08 02:01
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#13
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Brazil bruxo!
makes sense
2021-12-08 02:02
Lol ur dad is from Turin?
2021-12-08 02:14
4 replies
like just outside it to the east broski :P many family in small villages like gattinara etc
2021-12-08 02:16
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Anyway what did your dad say about Maradona?
2021-12-08 02:39
2 replies
Sir can i ask you something Why does your name not make sence?
2021-12-10 00:44
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Yeah I forgot that Magisk wasn't the fifth player of Astralis when they won their first major
2021-12-10 20:29
how boring must your life be to waste time on such brainless bullshit. just wondering. i don't really care and probably won't reply
2021-12-10 00:23
gla1ve: Ramos(legendary captain who has won everything there is to win) s1mple: Legit no comparison. Maybe CR7 as both seem to be quite toxic but CR7's peak isn't comparable to Messi's. In basketball, though, there's one guy who is extremely similar to s1mple, in his play and personality.
2021-12-08 02:14
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#43
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Brazil bruxo!
Ramos is a very nice one m8. who in basketball?
2021-12-08 02:15
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Who else but the greatest of all time? MJ23 of course. The parallels between s1mple's and MJ's careers are legitimately scary. Got their first star teammates in a year that ended with the number 7(Jordan - Pippen 1987, s1mple - Electronic 2017), got their first championships in the 2nd year of the decade after the decade in which they debuted (Jordan - 1991, s1mple - 2021). Crazy, right? That is without mentioning how similar they are as people. Both can be very toxic as teammates, both demand their teammates to perform to the very best of their abilities. Both are very flashy players, and both have insane work ethics.
2021-12-08 02:19
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Love the effort but these numbers are a reach lol At least not "legitimately scary parellels"
2021-12-08 02:25
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They kinda are lmao just trying to compare
2021-12-08 02:25
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Yeh, comparisons are fun. I got a dumb baseketbal/cs one. Kevin porter JR and Smooya, both got dropped/traded from their team for being a toxic influence and are now thriving and way less toxic
2021-12-08 02:34
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KPJ hasn't been too good this year tbf, with all of the potential he has.
2021-12-08 02:37
#70
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Brazil bruxo!
+99999 makes a lot of sense, good one m8, wish I could edit the thread to put it up there
2021-12-08 02:26
#95
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Brazil bruxo!
2021-12-08 03:09
#93
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Brazil bruxo!
2021-12-08 03:08
#92
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Brazil bruxo!
CHANGES: zidane -> zonic (legendary coach) messi -> zywoo (hard carry) coldzera -> klose (great performance, but mostly in national team) gla1ce -> sergio ramos (legendary captain) mbappe -> ropz (yound and very talented) s1mple -> MJ (not football but true individual GOAT and toxic past) /discuss
2021-12-08 03:08
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Messi -> Faker
2021-12-08 05:33
#117
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Russia dteakh
Baloteli
2021-12-08 09:18
Dosia = Drogba The people's GOAT (if ur a Chelsea supporter like me xd)
2021-12-08 01:58
12 replies
#6
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Brazil bruxo!
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK n1ce one
2021-12-08 01:59
9 replies
xdxdxd God I miss Diego Costa. Even fkn Tammy Abraham was delivering more than Lukaku is rn smh
2021-12-08 02:00
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#10
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Brazil bruxo!
now he plays in my club :) hes still a beast but gets injured every single game
2021-12-08 02:01
4 replies
isn't Mineiro kinda like the tottenham of brazilian football lol also did you see the free tattoos they're giving out? you gonna get one?
2021-12-08 02:03
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#20
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Brazil bruxo!
kkkkkkkkkkk kinda yes, one of the biggest clubs but few title, we have many robbed titles in our history tough, like having five red cards in a Libertadores game against Flamengo
2021-12-08 02:09
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considering the history of the copa libertadores that's not even remotely surprising KEKW River v Boca final moment omegalul
2021-12-08 02:11
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#36
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Brazil bruxo!
you are unfortunately right my friend :(
2021-12-08 02:13
Diego costa = kng = bestest
2021-12-08 09:22
2 replies
#121
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Brazil bruxo!
lol
2021-12-08 09:22
lowkey can see it lol
2021-12-09 00:59
+1
2021-12-08 02:07
#91
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China FazeIsNoob
Dosia never flop
2021-12-08 03:03
#11
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Serbia nzzm22
0/8 for messi
2021-12-08 02:01
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#12
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Brazil bruxo!
who would you put?
2021-12-08 02:02
Messi still hasent stopped delivering he scored 2 goals today it is against shit club but look at ronaldo in juve he was shit and him in utd his is good cuz he already played there and he is used to it for messi its new he is getting better
2021-12-08 02:05
10 replies
I'm just sadge knowing they're not in la liga anymore :( legendary times
2021-12-08 02:06
#25
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Brazil bruxo!
i know, but its most about the carry than the fall, cold literally carried brazil for two consecutive years
2021-12-08 02:11
#111
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Poland Este
Yea, Ronaldo was shit in Juve XD 3 seasons he scored 100 goals: 18/19 - 31 games / 21 goals 19/20 - 33 games / 31 goals 20/21 - 34 games / 29 goals + top scorer in CL for Juve + dragging them back against teams like Athletico + winning Serie A + winning Cup Juve was shit, that's why he left. Now that he is gone they are losing first place in Serie A to AC Milan who accomplished 4 points in CL and is still playing Ibra who is 40 years old (I love him still). Messi on the other hand, has a dream team that on the paper should 3-0 literally everyone except maybe 2 teams. Still he took over 40 shots this season and scored 1 goal in Ligue which makes him the least effective player from top leagues. Best player on the planet my ass.
2021-12-08 08:46
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you don't look like you understand football
2021-12-08 21:23
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#137
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Poland Este
Valid comment. The amount of arguments left me speechless. Gn8
2021-12-09 22:43
5 replies
not even gonna bother, you literally think having an amazing xi translates to 3-0'ing every team and that just tells me how much you know about football
2021-12-09 22:46
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#140
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Poland Este
Oh god, you are hopeless if you think that's exactly what I said.
2021-12-10 00:06
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"he took over 40 shots this season and scored 1 goal in Ligue which makes him the least effective player from top leagues" lmao probably had 3/4 big chances yet and the rest of the shots were blocked or outside of the box
2021-12-10 00:09
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#149
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Poland Este
Yeah, you are right. That's why I think Roberto_Z (faceit lvl 3 player) is better than s1mple at awping. He took 500 shots and hit only 8 but he probably had 9/10 chances yet the rest of the shots were really hard and were blocked by the walls. Dude, every player has only few big chances yet they put up better stats than Messi in Ligue 1 + let's be honest french league is one of the weakest out of top leagues. On top of that if you are telling me that trio of Neymar, Mbappe and Messi himself created 3/4 big chances for Leo over 9 league games then you are delusional.
2021-12-10 14:40
#152
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Macau 33t33
he just didn't fit in juventus's system doesn't matter if he scores or doesn't. even chiellini said so.
2021-12-10 20:32
stopped reading after device = CR7
2021-12-08 02:07
9 replies
not a cr7 fan?
2021-12-08 02:08
1 reply
nah its just dumb on so many level
2021-12-08 02:10
CR in real madrid = device in astralis CR out of real madrid = device out of real madrid
2021-12-08 02:13
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#54
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Brazil bruxo!
+9999 it makes even more sense now
2021-12-08 02:19
ofc when you leave from a team that has won 4 majors and 1 grandslam to a team that hasnt won a tournament since 2017, its a miracle he won a tournament and got a MVP with NiP this year Same for Cristiano Ronaldo, on Juventus he carried them every UCL and was the only one scoring goals in playoffs
2021-12-08 02:20
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#61
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Brazil bruxo!
you are agreeing with him then?
2021-12-08 02:22
2 replies
I Dont really know what he meant with his comment but im guessing he is saying that both Cristiano Ronaldo/dev1ce got ''carried'' by their teammates which is totally false
2021-12-08 02:23
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#66
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Brazil bruxo!
i dont think so, i think it is just about the titles, both players are still playing amazingly today
2021-12-08 02:25
lmao yall so dull
2021-12-08 02:40
Saw title, saw flag, didn't read ngl. I can bet u put Pele as s1mple and R9 as zywoo or some shit like that
2021-12-08 02:10
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#23
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Brazil bruxo!
dead wrong
2021-12-08 02:10
s1mple = mustafi (major winner = wc winner)
2021-12-08 02:11
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#28
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Brazil bruxo!
is he the individual GOAT?
2021-12-08 02:11
nah g RATIO dembele >>>>>>>>>
2021-12-08 02:12
1 reply
s1mple = UMTITI
2021-12-08 02:13
HAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣
2021-12-08 02:19
Messi literally just won the ballon d'or and you say he doesnt deliver
2021-12-08 02:11
1 reply
#30
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Brazil bruxo!
2021-12-08 02:12
Who would Rivaldo and Kaka be? I loved watching them :) Brazilian footballers make the game fun to watch
2021-12-08 02:12
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#31
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Brazil bruxo!
good question, any suggestions?
2021-12-08 02:12
Kaka could be f0rest - at one point was one of the best players if not the best and no one hated Kaka, same with f0rest. You just can't hate him
2021-12-10 00:20
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Kaka had the best ability in the football world, he made you smile :)
2021-12-10 02:12
Isn't zidane considered a good coach? I'd say Zidane = zonic
2021-12-08 02:13
9 replies
zidane also has some GOAT lvl teams
2021-12-08 02:13
2 replies
Zonic played in mTw
2021-12-08 02:14
1 reply
like he's coached some goat lvl teams and played for some goat lvl teams, thus the comparison pretty good
2021-12-08 02:16
#39
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Brazil bruxo!
zidane is a legendary coach, but he was an even better player, was zonic good as a player?
2021-12-08 02:14
4 replies
Yes he was
2021-12-08 02:14
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#46
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Brazil bruxo!
then maybe zonic would be a better storyline than cogu, who is doing very poorly as a coach
2021-12-08 02:16
Pretty good.
2021-12-08 02:26
zonic was a beast
2021-12-10 00:36
#94
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Brazil bruxo!
2021-12-08 03:09
kennyS was not nearly as good or unstoppable as R9. Idk closest I can think to R9 is cyx (RIP)
2021-12-08 02:17
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#48
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Brazil bruxo!
2014/2015? he was the absolute best, he was able to solo carry his team to winning titles, then got nerfed by volvo
2021-12-08 02:17
unless R9s knees didn't wanna work kinda like kennys's wrist lol
2021-12-08 02:17
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#50
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Brazil bruxo!
+1 for me the kennyS/r9 was the best analogy
2021-12-08 02:18
9 replies
Omg I got an enlightenment R9 = markeloff
2021-12-08 02:20
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#60
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Brazil bruxo!
did markeloff got injured?
2021-12-08 02:21
2 replies
No, but he was as good, and went to trash as quick. If you don't like it you can say Kaka = markeloff
2021-12-08 02:22
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#63
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Brazil bruxo!
there are many storylines like this one, some could even argue coldzera, the thing about R9 that stands out was the injury, something that escaped his control, somewhat like the AWP nerf for Kenny
2021-12-08 02:23
Markeloff was an absolute force at his peak but he didn't have a thing that he couldn't control that made him decline. Kenny had the AWP nerf, R9 had 2 terrible injuries.
2021-12-08 02:29
4 replies
CSGO awp compared to 1.6 is the most nerf one can imagine
2021-12-08 02:31
3 replies
Hmm, valid point. Because in his last year of playing 1,6 on a professional level he was still very good.
2021-12-08 02:33
#78
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Brazil bruxo!
2021-12-08 02:35
1 reply
I am not even trying to argue that kennyS might be better analogy, I just don't wanna see my favorite all time player compared to kennyS, whom I consider one of the most overrated players ever. Very biased and subjective 😀
2021-12-08 02:41
REZ = salah. current best player in the world and anyone who disagrees is blind
2021-12-08 02:19
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#56
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Brazil bruxo!
kkkkkkkkkkkkkk i wish my friend, REZ is very good tough
2021-12-08 02:20
coldzera is more like Hazard, used to be good but heavily overrated, now just awful
2021-12-08 02:20
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#59
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Brazil bruxo!
he may be awful now, but he definetely was not overrated, in his prime he carried brazil for two consecutive years
2021-12-08 02:21
2 replies
fallen and fer were more impactful in their prime
2021-12-08 17:50
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#124
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Brazil bruxo!
no, they were very impactful as well, but coldzera was better, he multifragged every round and clutched many impossible situations during both major
2021-12-08 21:07
but coldzera is way more toxic than s1mple xd
2021-12-08 02:26
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#71
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Brazil bruxo!
when did i compare them?
2021-12-08 02:27
2 replies
it was supposed to reply your #1
2021-12-08 02:27
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#73
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Brazil bruxo!
but cold is not near as good as s1mple is, he peaked and now is struggling hard, s1mple always played well, even in bad teams like flipside and old navi
2021-12-08 02:29
#82
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Sweden piCt
If CSGO players played it like football, they would fall down, holding their leg, calling an admin - way before the bomb even entered a bombsite.
2021-12-08 02:40
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#87
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Brazil bruxo!
40% loss?
2021-12-08 02:53
2 replies
#89
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Sweden piCt
2021-12-08 03:01
1 reply
#90
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Brazil bruxo!
lol KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
2021-12-08 03:02
#84
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Cyprus Swishh_
AI CREDO, O GALÃO GANHOU MAIS UMA VEZ
2021-12-08 02:40
1 reply
#86
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Brazil bruxo!
É GALO DOIDO
2021-12-08 02:52
BnTeT = Lewandowski
2021-12-08 02:40
1 reply
#88
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Brazil bruxo!
nice one kkkkkkkkkk
2021-12-08 02:53
s1mple fits cristiano ronaldo and zywoo fits messi pretty well if you assume that zywoo is most likely to achieve big things in near future
2021-12-08 03:21
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#99
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Brazil bruxo!
i dunno, what pops out in s1mple for me is the individuals, CR7 is a team player
2021-12-08 03:28
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"CR7- team player" LMAOOOOOO that was a good one
2021-12-08 03:44
Ronaldo's drive to win is undermined by his selfishness. s1mple's drive to win undermines his selfishness. If he had the same selfishness as Ronaldo then he would not have volunteered to make the mid-round calls for Na'Vi.
2021-12-08 05:16
Oh, yeah, besides that, ZywOo was the best player in the world in his rookie year. Where was Messi in his first year of top-tier play? Yeah, he was injured all the time.
2021-12-10 20:33
#97
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Argentina Konigmdq
coldzera = Messi: used to carry, changed teams and stop delivering lmao
2021-12-08 03:25
1 reply
#98
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Brazil bruxo!
2021-12-08 03:27
"serresiete" the greatest, LUL LUL LUL KEKW Where is Serresiete? Oh! now is Serrepesca Where is Serrepesca?
2021-12-08 03:39
CR7 doesn't have a WC.
2021-12-08 04:59
+1
2021-12-08 05:19
Stfu
2021-12-08 05:23
s1mple = johan cruyff . cruyff change football and s1mple change csgo
2021-12-08 05:38
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#113
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Brazil bruxo!
cruyff was a legend, but he was not number 1
2021-12-08 09:08
cr7 = s1mple, very hard worker and cocky and number 2 in terms of skill messi = zywoo, innate talent, humble, discrete, number 1 and 3 years younger than his rival rest is irrelevant
2021-12-08 05:46
Soccer isn't a real sport =/ nt though. Stupid Colonialists with your stockholm syndrome
2021-12-08 05:56
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#112
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Sweden frizzahh
Nt eggball
2021-12-08 08:58
1 reply
?? Is that what the kids are saying these days? Eggball? Sounds like you wear jean shorts
2021-12-08 23:08
american talks about football, nt
2021-12-10 00:22
0/100
2021-12-08 08:26
s1mple - Cristiano Ronaldo
2021-12-08 09:10
4 replies
#115
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Brazil bruxo!
michael jordan
2021-12-08 09:14
3 replies
bra71l
2021-12-08 09:15
2 replies
#118
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Brazil bruxo!
p0land?
2021-12-08 09:20
1 reply
ok have a good time with ecovice AKA DEVVE
2021-12-08 09:22
#123
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India 10_HAZ
nice
2021-12-08 17:53
stop reading at cr7 the greatest kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
2021-12-08 21:08
6 replies
#126
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Brazil bruxo!
greatest != the best
2021-12-08 21:09
5 replies
messi is the goat, when will u accept the factos?
2021-12-08 21:09
4 replies
#128
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Brazil bruxo!
2021-12-08 21:10
3 replies
fala em portugues ai q n to entendendo nada
2021-12-08 21:10
2 replies
#130
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Brazil bruxo!
o maior é diferente de ser o melhor, messi é melhor, mas o cr7 ganhou mais, entao ele é o maior
2021-12-08 21:14
1 reply
justo
2021-12-08 21:27
S1mple: that kind of player hasn't been born yet in football But jokes aside I'd compare him with cr7 - insane talent + hardest work
2021-12-08 21:19
cr7 hasnt won everything where is the worldcup ? beckenbauer as example won it as player and even as trainer
2021-12-08 21:31
#138
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France zarlemci
zywoo is so far better at cs than mbappe at football
2021-12-09 22:44
m0nesy = Haaland 😭😭😭
2021-12-10 00:10
#151
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Macau 33t33
changed things and stop delivering? hjahahahahah
2021-12-10 20:30
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