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Choose a superpower
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Ukraine Slavv_Boss 
You get to choose any superpower you can imagine. But 1st reply to your comment gets to choose a side effect. Don’t think this has been done here, so let’s see what people can come up with
2022-01-24 15:51
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#1
FalleN | 
Portugal lift7
ok
2022-01-24 15:52
4 replies
#132
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Russia Semk1n
not ok
2022-01-24 17:33
3 replies
sry :(
2022-01-24 17:53
2 replies
not sorry
2022-01-24 21:56
1 reply
ok
2022-01-24 22:29
making sure s1mple will never win another major
2022-01-24 15:52
5 replies
#8
tweeday | 
Mongolia 7DoA
m0nesy wins a major
2022-01-24 15:52
1 reply
this is a win win imo
2022-01-24 17:06
but he wins every other tournament with getting mvp, major gets irrelevant no one wants to play it funds get erased from winners in that tournament
2022-01-24 15:58
But he joins your favourite team
2022-01-24 18:25
1 reply
this one's good
2022-01-25 16:33
#3
tweeday | 
Mongolia 7DoA
shapeshift into any living being and turn back
2022-01-24 15:52
5 replies
loose your dick
2022-01-24 15:54
2 replies
having a loose dick seems like a cool thing, you can put it anywhere if you know what i mean 😳😤
2022-01-24 16:06
1 reply
kkkkkkkkkkkk
2022-01-25 02:00
You have to be close to the being you want to shapeshift into and when you shift the other living being shifts into your body until you switch back
2022-01-24 15:57
you become a furry
2022-01-25 02:03
#4
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Russia czern0bog
Ukraine
2022-01-24 15:52
1 reply
#13
bANder | 
Ukraine nqzz
side effect : you live for 1 day, than you and your country lose everything
2022-01-24 15:53
Russia
2022-01-24 15:52
1 reply
#38
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Russia czern0bog
side effect: in 1917 your nation were completely destroyed
2022-01-24 15:58
look like george clooney when snipping fingers
2022-01-24 15:52
2 replies
ONLY while your fingers are "snipping" I'm assuming you mean snapping
2022-01-24 15:58
1 reply
si
2022-01-24 16:01
Be Invisible whenever I choose be
2022-01-24 15:52
4 replies
You can't see anything since light can't reflect off of nothing
2022-01-24 15:59
1 reply
That would still be workable tbh, not too bad
2022-01-24 16:01
you can't choose for how long you will be invisible for
2022-01-24 16:00
#56
NAF | 
India FosFate
you lose invisibility every 5 seconds for 1 of your heartbeat at that moment
2022-01-24 16:05
#9
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France marponche
Being able to see every women naked behind their clothes
2022-01-24 15:53
8 replies
#12
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United Kingdom legji
Every women turns into your mum while the power is active.
2022-01-24 15:53
3 replies
#14
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France marponche
my mom is hot thanks
2022-01-24 15:53
2 replies
#18
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United Kingdom legji
You're welcome?
2022-01-24 15:54
flag checks out
2022-01-24 16:07
You will never actually be loved
2022-01-24 15:54
3 replies
damn 😔
2022-01-24 17:23
1 reply
Yeah that was a little harsh I’m sorry
2022-01-24 21:57
#217
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Australia g00sey
jokes on you this is already me
2022-01-25 08:12
#10
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Brazil MimAcher
Brazil: Top tier in football Nice women Excellent f1 drivers Good army Top 1 agriculture
2022-01-24 15:53
13 replies
would truly be a superpower if any of these things would be true +1
2022-01-24 15:54
1 reply
#31
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Brazil MimAcher
But are.
2022-01-24 15:57
#20
D0cC | 
Germany D3mon^
nt braz71l
2022-01-24 15:54
4 replies
#33
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Brazil MimAcher
Scared of Russia malding
2022-01-24 15:57
3 replies
#41
D0cC | 
Germany D3mon^
only invading because of s1mple... once hes taken care of Gambit top 1 and russia happy ... no need to be scared with botclan
2022-01-24 16:00
2 replies
#47
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Brazil MimAcher
Big will disband this year. Redpill here.
2022-01-24 16:02
1 reply
#61
D0cC | 
Germany D3mon^
good move. TabseN and SyrsoN deserve better
2022-01-24 16:05
But then you wake up and realise its England
2022-01-24 15:55
2 replies
-the women part tho
2022-01-24 15:58
Bit a lie with nice women tho
2022-01-24 17:44
-you envy argentinians for no reason
2022-01-24 22:12
1 reply
#208
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Brazil MimAcher
for which reason i will be envy for arg?
2022-01-25 02:53
well your country is still a criminal shit hole
2022-01-25 16:30
#11
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Chad Boombl4God
I choose China, numba 1 superpower
2022-01-24 15:53
2 replies
#21
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Ukraine Loomian
Taiwan
2022-01-24 15:54
1 reply
#26
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Chad Boombl4God
Great place in the main land Will be greater once they get more "help and inclusion"
2022-01-24 15:55
#22
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Australia B_Tannen
Definitely shape shifting.
2022-01-24 15:55
10 replies
#49
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Ukraine Slavv_Boss
As no one done it for you yet, I will do one myself You can shapeshift only into something that you can see atm
2022-01-24 16:03
9 replies
#55
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Australia B_Tannen
I appreciate your comment. But loophole, I can google it and see the object there.
2022-01-24 16:04
6 replies
#62
NAF | 
India FosFate
yeah but you revert back as soon as you take your eyes off the person/image
2022-01-24 16:06
1 reply
#64
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Australia B_Tannen
Doable. I wear sunglasses and glue a picture of the object on the inside.
2022-01-24 16:06
#65
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Ukraine Slavv_Boss
I guess I should have stated that you can shift only into object that you can touch xD
2022-01-24 16:06
3 replies
#68
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Australia B_Tannen
now that's a challenge. it'll be like terminator 2.
2022-01-24 16:07
1 reply
#74
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Ukraine Slavv_Boss
Pretty much yeah
2022-01-24 16:08
prop hunt
2022-01-25 02:02
still broken btw
2022-01-24 16:05
1 reply
#73
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Ukraine Slavv_Boss
I’m gonna say something stupid like “But you have a 10 meter shlong” It’s just ridiculous, this thread is supposed to be a fun one, not 10iq thread
2022-01-24 16:07
#24
ropz | 
Germany lor3nz
Sleeping good whenever you want
2022-01-24 15:55
5 replies
#27
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Chad Boombl4God
Dman I guess I do have a superpower. Who knew
2022-01-24 15:56
But you oversleep every time
2022-01-24 22:05
3 replies
if you oversleep its not a good sleep anymore
2022-01-24 22:25
2 replies
no u overslept cause it was too good of a sleep
2022-01-25 01:12
1 reply
good sleep = whenever you want, for how long you want + good dreams + feeling 100% awake after it
2022-01-25 08:04
#25
Petra | 
Poland 138|
my only superpower would be to have any superpower i want at any given time without any downsides. nt
2022-01-24 15:55
2 replies
#28
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Ukraine Slavv_Boss
That makes it that you have multiple superpowers, so nt
2022-01-24 15:56
1 reply
#32
Petra | 
Poland 138|
nope, my superpower is that i can have any superpower, simples
2022-01-24 15:57
have perfect memory
2022-01-24 15:58
9 replies
#51
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Portugal W!LDF1RE
Each time you use your super memory to remember a very important deal, the situation makes it so you cant really use it properly (i.e you're doing a test and remember a very crucial detail you didnt study, but every time you try to write it down the paper gets blown away or the pen's ink compartment just breaks)
2022-01-24 16:04
3 replies
#78
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Ukraine Slavv_Boss
This is honestly brutal But very good one
2022-01-24 16:10
1 reply
#91
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Portugal W!LDF1RE
Aha thx
2022-01-24 16:25
bruh memory isnt just for writing stuff down literally memory is for so you dont have to write anything down xD, g2 probably would send me 1 million each year so players dont forget nades for one xd
2022-01-24 21:12
and no imagination
2022-01-24 16:04
1 reply
ok thats brutal
2022-01-24 21:10
#54
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Serbia findagdar
Can't see or hear anything
2022-01-24 16:04
I already have it.Not helpful at all XD but seriously i remember everyone things and things that happened to me like 16 years ago XD
2022-01-24 19:00
1 reply
you dont - you have no idea how perfect memory can be, in the end memory is that makes us functional living beeings, memory is not only combo you need need in life though
2022-01-24 21:11
#46
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Portugal W!LDF1RE
Reading minds.
2022-01-24 16:02
4 replies
The language in which you hear the thoughts is random.
2022-01-24 16:03
3 replies
nice one
2022-01-24 16:07
#90
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Portugal W!LDF1RE
Nice switch up on things, very clever without being too complex, I actually like it a lot
2022-01-24 16:24
#111
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United Kingdom b00ka
wow nice 1
2022-01-24 16:53
#59
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Serbia findagdar
Ability to bring reverse time with the knowledge staying the same
2022-01-24 16:05
2 replies
#83
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Ukraine Slavv_Boss
You can’t share this knowledge with anyone
2022-01-24 16:14
1 reply
#84
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Serbia findagdar
Fuck it, still makes me a billionaire and then you can share the wealth
2022-01-24 16:16
#60
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Brazil Vicmar
Teleport instantly to any country I know
2022-01-24 16:05
1 reply
#81
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Ukraine Slavv_Boss
You can stay there only until someone say your name, anyone in general(even you in your mind)
2022-01-24 16:13
have the power of saving (like in videogames)
2022-01-24 16:07
5 replies
#75
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Ukraine Slavv_Boss
You don’t get to choose when you save, it happen randomly
2022-01-24 16:09
2 replies
hahahaha still good tho
2022-01-24 16:45
#212
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United States Jaksin
Or better yet, the game saves right before a terrible experience happens to you. (Besides Death)
2022-01-25 03:01
#86
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Serbia findagdar
Saves right before an unavoidable disaster
2022-01-24 16:16
like in rick & morty
2022-01-24 21:11
Having control over time
2022-01-24 16:16
2 replies
#87
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Serbia findagdar
Whenever you control it, your most loved one dies
2022-01-24 16:16
1 reply
Dang... Fair
2022-01-24 16:18
"Don’t think this has been done here" It has and not only once
2022-01-24 16:26
#93
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India Eosha
Grant 3 wishes to everyone who behaves well to me
2022-01-24 16:27
7 replies
#97
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Australia B_Tannen
you have to live in a lamp
2022-01-24 16:36
6 replies
+1 lmao
2022-01-24 16:46
+1 haha Genie Backstory confirmed
2022-01-24 17:04
+1
2022-01-24 17:25
xddd
2022-01-24 18:54
HahHAAHhaHAahhah
2022-01-24 18:55
:DDDD
2022-01-24 19:01
sexing any girl i like
2022-01-24 16:27
3 replies
#95
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Denmark KalasYoP
All the girls you like become men
2022-01-24 16:32
2 replies
after I sex them or during sex?
2022-01-24 16:34
1 reply
Let's give you the benefit of the doubt and say after sex. It might be good at first but after you fuck a lot, you realise you won't be able to ever mate if you want to have female interaction or a genuine partner
2022-01-24 17:08
#98
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Germany Bioh4z4rd-
time freeze...and u alllllll know why ;)
2022-01-24 16:37
2 replies
#110
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United Kingdom b00ka
you're limited to 5 seconds and have an hour cooldown
2022-01-24 16:52
You can choose to stop time for only 10 seconds once every year
2022-01-24 16:53
To control elements of fire, ice, water , electricity, earth too energy maybe too (so i can shoot beams pagman) in return i help everyone who i can and can't stop it becomes sort of persona
2022-01-24 16:43
5 replies
#101
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Serbia findagdar
you have arthritis and Alzheimer
2022-01-24 16:46
4 replies
#103
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Serbia findagdar
Sounds harsh, but i thought it might be funny to imagining those superpowers with these side effects
2022-01-24 16:46
3 replies
i think that arthritis and alzheimer would be quite weird and easier to control because you can always use the modern tools like putting AI chip inside your head that deletes these effects lol.
2022-01-24 16:48
2 replies
#105
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Serbia findagdar
if you do so, they fuck up and remove half of your brain
2022-01-24 16:49
1 reply
I don't think that how it works xD
2022-01-24 16:53
It definitely has been done here!
2022-01-24 16:49
The power of creation. I can create anything not only physically matter related, but even concepts and laws for the universe.
2022-01-24 16:50
8 replies
#108
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United Kingdom b00ka
you can't create things for yourself only for others
2022-01-24 16:51
1 reply
I like this, and overall would still be interesting to see how it would turn out. I imagine it to be like you attract people naturally as they don't understand exactly what's going on but everyone near you progresses and grows (maybe from even people to countries)
2022-01-24 16:58
#113
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Serbia findagdar
Whatever you create turns again the original idea after it gets used once
2022-01-24 16:54
5 replies
Interesting, could you give an example, so I could understand better? Cause turns against or opposites have multiple ways to be interpreted
2022-01-24 16:59
4 replies
#116
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Serbia findagdar
Tell me what you'd create and I'll tell you how it turns against
2022-01-24 17:01
3 replies
Let's say I create the power of attraction and repulsion for myself.
2022-01-24 17:07
2 replies
#122
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Serbia findagdar
You attracted the best things in life for you (girls, fame, success, luck, love) but only for a week. Repulsion wise you repulse the bad things in life, however all the bad stuff you repulse go over to your loved ones.
2022-01-24 17:16
1 reply
Ah I see, not bad nice!
2022-01-24 17:25
#118
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Denmark valt3rr
Shapeshifting for sure
2022-01-24 17:04
2 replies
#123
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Serbia findagdar
whenever you shapeshift you're stuck in that form until you have sex with the same breed you shapeshifted into
2022-01-24 17:17
1 reply
#150
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Denmark valt3rr
well fuck...
2022-01-24 17:43
boundless conceptual manipulation
2022-01-24 17:19
4 replies
you have uncurable cancer
2022-01-24 17:24
3 replies
remove the concept of cancer or change it to become a positive thing ez
2022-01-24 17:31
2 replies
A terminal illness is I think what the person meant, and you have no idea what it is, and so you can't work around to erase the ability, You have to live with it
2022-01-24 17:40
1 reply
but with conceptual manipulation you can literally do anything - create concepts, alter concepts, destroy concepts, to name a few in this case i could alter the concept of 'terminal illnesses' to null, therefore living with a 'terminal illness' that has no effect
2022-01-24 18:18
#128
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Ukraine Xpicyy
super saiyan
2022-01-24 17:25
1 reply
#131
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Serbia findagdar
you're in a cartoon
2022-01-24 17:32
Being amazing actor
2022-01-24 17:34
3 replies
you are illiterate
2022-01-24 17:35
2 replies
not english actor tho But if you meant that being an actor is not a superpower, then okay, but i don't care about anything else right now, so i pick that :p
2022-01-24 17:42
1 reply
nice
2022-01-24 17:43
pause time but not pausing yourself
2022-01-24 17:35
1 reply
Dude then this is not even ability this is disability :)))))))))
2022-01-24 17:38
Light Speed If i have this ability then im technically the owner of this world
2022-01-24 17:36
6 replies
every time you use this power you will damage a random tissue
2022-01-24 17:38
3 replies
For example what?
2022-01-24 17:39
2 replies
lungs, stomach, bladder etc
2022-01-24 17:39
1 reply
I mean regardless of this like using it without taking any damage
2022-01-24 17:41
Your body doesn't survive going at Light speed and burns up when you try to use it
2022-01-24 17:39
1 reply
Yeah that guy up there explained it But #146
2022-01-24 17:42
#140
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Germany Alsimi
Being able to heal any injury from other people
2022-01-24 17:39
2 replies
you get their injuries yourself
2022-01-24 17:40
1 reply
#152
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Germany Alsimi
Great side effect. Didn't think of that one
2022-01-24 17:45
#154
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Germany MTD3
i can give any object a sentient mind
2022-01-24 17:59
2 replies
you're dead
2022-01-24 18:19
the objects are hostile towards you
2022-01-24 18:20
im phoon irl
2022-01-24 18:22
2 replies
#159
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Germany MTD3
Valve patched surfing mechs
2022-01-24 18:24
1 reply
ill take being able to do cool KZ shit
2022-01-24 18:25
Teleporting
2022-01-24 18:25
1 reply
you lose major in overtime after 15-11
2022-01-24 18:26
nothing because im alredy nobody
2022-01-24 18:29
being immortal
2022-01-24 18:29
1 reply
you are stuck on this hellhole of a planet forever, there is no turning back, and life's only suffering
2022-01-24 18:31
flying?
2022-01-24 18:32
3 replies
you can only fly at 1000km/s
2022-01-24 18:33
2 replies
basically dead
2022-01-24 18:34
1 reply
yes
2022-01-24 18:35
anyone who replies me on any forum becomes gay.
2022-01-24 18:42
2 replies
#173
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Korea Rel^
you are indian.
2022-01-24 18:51
1 reply
#213
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United States Jaksin
Thank you for your sacrifice
2022-01-25 03:03
#172
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Korea Rel^
Being invisible
2022-01-24 18:51
2 replies
you cant be naked while being invisible
2022-01-24 18:52
1 reply
#176
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Korea Rel^
Would be fun to see a flying blazer with a scarf xD
2022-01-24 18:54
control space time
2022-01-24 18:52
2 replies
you cannot experience emotion
2022-01-24 21:13
1 reply
so like the chemicals in my brain are off limits or am i just like born with no emotions but i can add chemicals?
2022-01-25 01:51
its getting to the point where i thought you meant a country, its down bad.
2022-01-24 18:57
Make Faze clan win the major
2022-01-24 19:01
5 replies
it's online
2022-01-24 19:05
1 reply
ooof but good one :D
2022-01-24 19:05
#185
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Canada JustLuke
Guardian and Olof retire after
2022-01-24 19:09
2 replies
Not bad tbh at this point I guess :D
2022-01-24 19:56
1 reply
#187
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Canada JustLuke
Oh I thought you meant make they win “the” major, like Boston 2018.
2022-01-24 21:06
have s1mple aim
2022-01-24 21:14
1 reply
have pimples on dick
2022-01-24 22:00
Having the ability of writing unlimited posts everyday on hltv
2022-01-25 02:01
1 reply
Sideffect: Noone ever responds.
2022-01-25 08:16
Belarus
2022-01-25 02:52
#209
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Finland HARD4ENCE
Greater Finland
2022-01-25 02:55
#210
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Italy BOT_Jay
Does infinity gauntlet (with all the stones) count as one?
2022-01-25 02:56
I Can Run as fast as The Flash =D (in a way that i actually survive)
2022-01-25 02:58
2 replies
#223
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United Kingdom b00ka
you always move in super speed while people around you don't so technically the whole world moves in slow motion
2022-01-25 16:27
1 reply
damn you are a monster
2022-01-25 16:44
#216
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Finland smirk_cat
no =)
2022-01-25 08:10
#218
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Namibia Watame
Super speed
2022-01-25 08:12
1 reply
#222
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Serbia findagdar
one leg is shorter than the other
2022-01-25 08:54
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