Close, but not there yet :)
A little hint:
I'm older than the oldest whiskey in my collection, and I have a couple of respectable +30s.
I remember scope on M4 in CS and bunny hops from roof to roof on cs_assault.
I still have my first "pro" mouse alive and going - Razer Boomslang (it was made in '99 or so, can't recall properly)
I've destroyed MX5something when I've failed a bunnyhop between roofs in an internet cafe back in a days (anger management was by then a missing part of my personality :P )
The Dark Zone, The Edge, Claustrophobopolis - they are by no means a night club name for goths for me.