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My superpower is that I can't get addicted to cigarettes.
If there's a special occasion, I'll smoke one pack in a day or even seven packs in seven days. But after that, I can spend a year without smoking until the next time I'm in the company of smokers. No urge to smoke, no breathing problems, nothing.
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Tbh you're extremely lucky. It's hell, trust me, not being able to come in the first thirty min. That's not something I have time for.
You get on with your day after a quick cum.
Unless you care for your partner, then yeah, maybe it's bad.
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No.
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Majority of population here aren't circumcised anyway
Maybe talk to practicing Jews about that one
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fake news
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not me :]
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I dont consider 19 old but if you are 8 then sure :]
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lmfao
girls love hoodies
I‘m very good at predicting what people I know well will say next in a conversation or argument, often down to getting individual words and their order right
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Sometimes I think I'm immortal
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It qualifies as a superpower since it isn't my desire to smoke that brings me back after a lengthy hiatus.
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"isn't my desire to smoke that brings me back"
How the fuck can you even say that with a straight face.
"No, it`s the impending doom that life is a finite thingy which promts me to smoke. NOT AT ALL is there an urge I fill. Actually, it`s completely random acts that lead to me lighting up"
Dude, you`re such a tool
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huh???
I can drink 10 bottles of Vodka and still drive a car
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but can you drink 10 bottles of vodka and still ride a bear?
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i NEED 10 bottles of vodka to ride a bear ;)
i cum within 2-3 mins talking of first cum :D
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Funny.
I can make girls cum with cunnilingus.
I’m a vampire
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+1 expected from name
Can interact with all dimensions
losing friends quickly because i have different views from them. imagine continuing to stay friends with people who are easily brainwashed/manipulated into thinking something is right just because the majority of the population says so. when asked about why they think they are right, they can't find reasons to justify their thoughts.
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so... your point is to be like brainwashed sheep and let things dictate your life and decisions for you without you being able to make your own choice. yeah alright mr/ms sociable 'decent' person. i still have friends who are sane and are capable of making rational decisions rather than believing in their sky daddy. as a matter of fact, i'm actually a sociable person, it's just that when i deem a person to be brainwashed heavily by media/religion etc, I stop associating with them.
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i know everything
Massive Dick
Cliche but it's my willpower, whenever I go 100% I find there's 80% more. I also can sustain long hours of discomfort and excruciating pain.
If I combine dedication + habits + discipline + proper rest + working smarter + focus with flow I'll succeed in any area and potentially be the greatest of all time, which is my goal
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the greatest of all time at what?
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the greatest of all time at being the greatest of all time
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Your super power is pointing your cross hair at the ground why claiming to be level 10 faceit lol
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EU to easy to trigger, say something good about the neighbouring country and the rant has started.
For example i saw a Hungarian guy saying that he thinks Swedes are good at English. FIVE Finnish guys responded telling him that Swedes are actually bad at English and Finland is much better at everything (this forum is such a sad place).
Conclusion is that you have to be garbage at baiting if you cant bait EU people.
Ambition
I'm able to ignore a nice booty even if one walks right in front of me.
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No. If I were gay it would be easy for me to do. I never said it was easy. I just have exceptional self control.
Superpower??? You kids watching too many low quality and low IQ movies and shows from DC and Marvel
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It's funny how you brag about IQ yet have no idea what hyperbole is.
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Go watch mega kewl car chase or superhero fight
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Don't reply if you have nothing whatsoever to add or deny. You're making a fool of yourself by pretending to be intelligent and mature.
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You're the one believing you have a superpower.
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#69 It was a hyperbole. I've already explained it to you, however you clearly have some comprehension issues.
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You're making a fool out of yourself.
When 7 year olds play they imagine they have superpowers.
Here you are doing the same.
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hyperbole
noun
exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.
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Word it differently. You have no superpowers. What you see in your favorite superhero movie/show is not real.
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Oh for real? I thought I had superpowers for real. Man... You ruined my day...
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You ruined it yourself.
13 IQ brane
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Go watch crazy nice supheroes fighting
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Bro you really thought op is talking about actual superpowers? It's just a word you use for something you're really good at. But I guess that's not something you can grasp, Mr. Hyperliteral.
I'm Jerman
I can never land a job and i live with my mom.. Yet im not killing my self
I can still say in capslock:
SK TOP1
COLDZERA TOP1
FERGOD
SK ERA BETTER ERA
I only drink 1-2 times per year
I can fly
I am average at everything
I sleep 5-6 hours/day since I was like 12-13 years old.
I don't really have jet-lag. I mean, if I change timezone in huge way, I just dont sleep first day, go to bed in normal hour for this timezone and I am aight in the morning.
I am really good at "time management". Even if I have alot of work hours, I have to cook, some other things to do - I will always find time for gym, for 90 minutes walk with my dog and anything else I there is to do. Last time I didn't do something that I supposed to do was when I was in hospital for 2 weeks.
It is really hard to piss me off, I am basicly calm most of the time and I handle my emotions really well. I never do anything based on my emotions.
I am really good at any sport I try. I always went pro in football but injury, I am above average in basketball and volleyball (tbh, im better than any of my friends). Recently I started playing tennis and Im already on level of people who play for a year.
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Last one supposed to be "I almost went pro", not "always". I almost signed to tier1 polish league but my ankle was basicly fvcked up in every possible way because of unlucky accident.
Im old now so I just play sports because I enjoy it.
About the time - I have 2 jobs, one supposed to be full time but I do everything faster than my co-workers so I work like 4h/day. Second one is online so like 90 minutes/day and thats it.
I do like 3 meals for 2 people every single day, groceries, gym every single day, at least 2 hours daily walking my dog, 1 hour playing with him. I just can't sit down and chill, I am always on the move in the middle of the week. I only chill on sundays and like half of saturdays.
Its really weird but I am amazing at planning the day / work stuff but I am terrible at planning vacation and other "fun" stuff. Couldn't do sh!t without my fiance in this area
I bet you have good reaction time. Very hard to improve, and gives you an advantage in most sports / esports.
I can stay calm and friendly in matchmaking
I say ok
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I_dont_car
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Curse / Superpower
I feel peoples true intentions IRL, even when I don't want to.
Being drunk kills this, but I can't take being drunk all the time.
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That's frigging awesome.....being 2-10 and then clutching 1vs4.
You just stunned the entire server.
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