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What's your superpower?
aZn | 
United States MarKEscobar 
My superpower is that I can't get addicted to cigarettes. If there's a special occasion, I'll smoke one pack in a day or even seven packs in seven days. But after that, I can spend a year without smoking until the next time I'm in the company of smokers. No urge to smoke, no breathing problems, nothing.
2022-06-29 13:47
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Pretty sure you have a better superpower <3
2022-06-29 13:48
I cum super fast :'(
2022-06-29 13:49
20 replies
Tbh you're extremely lucky. It's hell, trust me, not being able to come in the first thirty min. That's not something I have time for. You get on with your day after a quick cum. Unless you care for your partner, then yeah, maybe it's bad.
2022-06-29 13:51
19 replies
did they take away your hoodie?
2022-06-29 13:51
17 replies
No.
2022-06-29 13:51
14 replies
I see, I often hear that circumcised people take longer to cum, so I was curious based on your flag
2022-06-29 13:53
13 replies
Majority of population here aren't circumcised anyway Maybe talk to practicing Jews about that one
2022-06-30 03:39
12 replies
#38
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Canada MiLkBaGzz
"80.5% of American men are circumcised Most Western European countries, by contrast, have rates less than 20 percent" -World Health Org (2016) Idk what majority you're talking about
2022-06-30 04:10
11 replies
fake news
2022-06-30 04:35
9 replies
#45
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Canada MiLkBaGzz
flag checks out kek
2022-06-30 04:40
hes not lying bro i think we both are...
2022-06-30 05:24
7 replies
not me :]
2022-06-30 05:37
6 replies
your prob very old then
2022-06-30 06:05
5 replies
I dont consider 19 old but if you are 8 then sure :]
2022-06-30 06:38
1 reply
we are the same age :)
2022-06-30 07:31
#67
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Canada MiLkBaGzz
I think its actually more likely in older generations. Younger generations are starting to think circumcisions are kinda fucked up.
2022-06-30 14:19
2 replies
yes but ddepends on what part of usa your from cuz i bet certain areas is 99%+ due to religon
2022-06-30 21:28
1 reply
#145
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Canada MiLkBaGzz
utah for example
2022-07-01 03:22
Tf :D
2022-06-30 13:13
#19
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Russia igotbanned
lmfao
2022-06-29 14:33
girls love hoodies
2022-06-30 04:22
If you care for your partner, you can always do other things, and he probably lasts longer the second time around anyways. It's not that bad except in his head.
2022-06-30 21:27
I‘m very good at predicting what people I know well will say next in a conversation or argument, often down to getting individual words and their order right
2022-06-29 13:51
3 replies
let's test it lol what do you think I'm gonna reply to you in that facebook topic?
2022-06-29 13:52
2 replies
It doesn’t work with text since you think a lot more about what you write vs what you speak Also I don’t know you that well mens))
2022-06-29 13:53
1 reply
#25
fnx | 
Bulgaria goatse
he is sla1ve from dennmark and likes gla1ve
2022-06-30 00:07
Sometimes I think I'm immortal
2022-06-29 13:51
2 replies
#12
Petra | 
Poland 138|
okay this made me lol xd
2022-06-29 13:52
,,We could be Immortals"
2022-06-30 23:45
#9
Petra | 
Poland 138|
idk mens
2022-06-29 13:52
#10
RpK | 
France Snabe_
I can spot fake people
2022-06-29 13:52
1 reply
Nice
2022-06-30 23:45
#16
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Russia gavvania
I'm supercalm
2022-06-29 14:01
Autism
2022-06-29 14:25
if you keep getting back to it then its not really a superpower
2022-06-29 14:32
6 replies
It qualifies as a superpower since it isn't my desire to smoke that brings me back after a lengthy hiatus.
2022-06-29 14:54
5 replies
"isn't my desire to smoke that brings me back" How the fuck can you even say that with a straight face. "No, it`s the impending doom that life is a finite thingy which promts me to smoke. NOT AT ALL is there an urge I fill. Actually, it`s completely random acts that lead to me lighting up" Dude, you`re such a tool
2022-06-30 21:35
3 replies
are u ok?
2022-06-30 22:04
1 reply
had a really bad day
2022-07-08 17:37
huh???
2022-06-30 22:08
dude i have the same superpower. i smoked for 3 years when i lived with friends, one day i was like meh enough. now i smoke like once or twice per month when i drinking with friends. note i dont get addicted to alcohol also
2022-06-30 23:35
#20
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Russia igotbanned
I can drink 10 bottles of Vodka and still drive a car
2022-06-29 14:35
5 replies
flag
2022-06-30 07:58
flag
2022-06-30 22:10
flag
2022-07-01 03:32
but can you drink 10 bottles of vodka and still ride a bear?
2022-07-05 12:27
1 reply
i NEED 10 bottles of vodka to ride a bear ;)
2022-07-05 13:11
i cum within 2-3 mins talking of first cum :D
2022-06-29 14:58
I cant get addicted to cigarettes too. There are 10 years that I smoke 1 pack every single day and never got addicted!
2022-06-29 15:03
1 reply
Funny.
2022-06-30 00:05
I can make girls cum with cunnilingus.
2022-06-30 00:08
#27
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Canada qui9
i am way smarter than everyone else
2022-06-30 00:24
#28
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Belarus I_say_Ok
im a chameleon
2022-06-30 00:29
I’m a vampire
2022-06-30 00:40
5 replies
carti fan huh
2022-06-30 00:42
1 reply
thats why hes the goat
2022-06-30 00:51
I hate vampires XD Twilight was the worst thing i remember XD
2022-06-30 23:44
2 replies
No, Dracula is the goat
2022-07-05 04:58
1 reply
Oh much better option.....
2022-07-05 12:25
mine is my virgnity
2022-06-30 00:51
1 reply
+1 expected from name
2022-06-30 00:53
Can interact with all dimensions
2022-06-30 00:55
losing friends quickly because i have different views from them. imagine continuing to stay friends with people who are easily brainwashed/manipulated into thinking something is right just because the majority of the population says so. when asked about why they think they are right, they can't find reasons to justify their thoughts.
2022-06-30 04:02
7 replies
So your superpower is that you’re an antisocial edgelord? Interesting
2022-06-30 13:15
6 replies
lmao
2022-06-30 13:16
#117
l | 
Germany _car
kkkkkk
2022-06-30 23:48
you're both rude and braindead
2022-06-30 23:51
so... your point is to be like brainwashed sheep and let things dictate your life and decisions for you without you being able to make your own choice. yeah alright mr/ms sociable 'decent' person. i still have friends who are sane and are capable of making rational decisions rather than believing in their sky daddy. as a matter of fact, i'm actually a sociable person, it's just that when i deem a person to be brainwashed heavily by media/religion etc, I stop associating with them.
2022-07-01 02:40
2 replies
I think if you used even more words to repeat exactly what you said in #37 you’d sound even smarter. Try it
2022-07-01 02:56
1 reply
bruh you're just trolling at this point
2022-07-01 03:04
i know everything
2022-06-30 04:23
i have 10lvl faceit
2022-06-30 04:36
#43
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San Marino Loyuu
Keep procrastinating
2022-06-30 04:37
Massive Dick
2022-06-30 04:40
i can survive
2022-06-30 04:43
#48
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Brazil ProdigioGG
Cliche but it's my willpower, whenever I go 100% I find there's 80% more. I also can sustain long hours of discomfort and excruciating pain. If I combine dedication + habits + discipline + proper rest + working smarter + focus with flow I'll succeed in any area and potentially be the greatest of all time, which is my goal
2022-06-30 05:15
2 replies
the greatest of all time at what?
2022-06-30 07:47
1 reply
the greatest of all time at being the greatest of all time
2022-06-30 20:34
Charisma ppl like me without even saying anything
2022-06-30 05:25
4 replies
Your super power is pointing your cross hair at the ground why claiming to be level 10 faceit lol
2022-06-30 11:02
1 reply
#98
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Korea Piano
+1
2022-06-30 21:47
#118
l | 
Germany _car
True
2022-06-30 23:48
1 reply
Ty i love all my fans
2022-06-30 23:54
Triggering HLTV users, specialty: EU
2022-06-30 05:38
1 reply
#132
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Sweden gNeJS
EU to easy to trigger, say something good about the neighbouring country and the rant has started. For example i saw a Hungarian guy saying that he thinks Swedes are good at English. FIVE Finnish guys responded telling him that Swedes are actually bad at English and Finland is much better at everything (this forum is such a sad place). Conclusion is that you have to be garbage at baiting if you cant bait EU people.
2022-07-01 00:06
Ambition
2022-06-30 07:47
I can tell what time it is without looking at the time
2022-06-30 11:05
I'm able to ignore a nice booty even if one walks right in front of me.
2022-06-30 11:13
6 replies
I'm gay too.
2022-06-30 13:07
1 reply
-too. I'm not gay.
2022-06-30 13:08
jochen junge ??
2022-06-30 21:19
#99
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Korea Piano
I think you might be gay
2022-06-30 21:47
1 reply
No. If I were gay it would be easy for me to do. I never said it was easy. I just have exceptional self control.
2022-06-30 23:29
almost same cause I dont want to see asses with skinny pants, that's whorish
2022-06-30 23:53
Superpower??? You kids watching too many low quality and low IQ movies and shows from DC and Marvel
2022-06-30 18:51
13 replies
It's funny how you brag about IQ yet have no idea what hyperbole is.
2022-06-30 20:05
12 replies
Go watch mega kewl car chase or superhero fight
2022-06-30 20:07
11 replies
Don't reply if you have nothing whatsoever to add or deny. You're making a fool of yourself by pretending to be intelligent and mature.
2022-06-30 20:11
10 replies
You're the one believing you have a superpower.
2022-06-30 20:23
9 replies
#69 It was a hyperbole. I've already explained it to you, however you clearly have some comprehension issues.
2022-06-30 20:26
8 replies
You're making a fool out of yourself. When 7 year olds play they imagine they have superpowers. Here you are doing the same.
2022-06-30 20:43
7 replies
hyperbole noun exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.
2022-06-30 20:44
6 replies
Word it differently. You have no superpowers. What you see in your favorite superhero movie/show is not real.
2022-06-30 20:46
5 replies
Oh for real? I thought I had superpowers for real. Man... You ruined my day...
2022-06-30 20:53
1 reply
You ruined it yourself.
2022-06-30 21:10
13 IQ brane
2022-06-30 21:00
2 replies
Go watch crazy nice supheroes fighting
2022-06-30 21:11
1 reply
Bro you really thought op is talking about actual superpowers? It's just a word you use for something you're really good at. But I guess that's not something you can grasp, Mr. Hyperliteral.
2022-06-30 23:26
I can procrastinate until the very last moment and not give a damn about my life being a wreck!
2022-06-30 20:15
Brushless Teeth
2022-06-30 20:36
I'm Jerman
2022-06-30 20:45
I can never land a job and i live with my mom.. Yet im not killing my self
2022-06-30 21:12
I can still say in capslock: SK TOP1 COLDZERA TOP1 FERGOD SK ERA BETTER ERA
2022-06-30 21:24
#91
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Serbia hitomi79
I can turn 2 bottles of vodka into a domestic violence
2022-06-30 21:28
I only drink 1-2 times per year
2022-06-30 21:40
ca. 19 cm penis
2022-06-30 21:42
I can fly
2022-06-30 21:44
#97
Xyp9x | 
India NinX
I get my coin flip decisions right almost 80% of times.
2022-06-30 21:46
I am average at everything
2022-06-30 21:58
I sleep 5-6 hours/day since I was like 12-13 years old. I don't really have jet-lag. I mean, if I change timezone in huge way, I just dont sleep first day, go to bed in normal hour for this timezone and I am aight in the morning. I am really good at "time management". Even if I have alot of work hours, I have to cook, some other things to do - I will always find time for gym, for 90 minutes walk with my dog and anything else I there is to do. Last time I didn't do something that I supposed to do was when I was in hospital for 2 weeks. It is really hard to piss me off, I am basicly calm most of the time and I handle my emotions really well. I never do anything based on my emotions. I am really good at any sport I try. I always went pro in football but injury, I am above average in basketball and volleyball (tbh, im better than any of my friends). Recently I started playing tennis and Im already on level of people who play for a year.
2022-06-30 22:04
3 replies
The last one can be really good if you take advantage of that. It's easier for you to manage time if you sleep 2-3h less than you're supposed to ( I do the same btw, i barely sleep and i'm more than fine )
2022-06-30 23:45
1 reply
Last one supposed to be "I almost went pro", not "always". I almost signed to tier1 polish league but my ankle was basicly fvcked up in every possible way because of unlucky accident. Im old now so I just play sports because I enjoy it. About the time - I have 2 jobs, one supposed to be full time but I do everything faster than my co-workers so I work like 4h/day. Second one is online so like 90 minutes/day and thats it. I do like 3 meals for 2 people every single day, groceries, gym every single day, at least 2 hours daily walking my dog, 1 hour playing with him. I just can't sit down and chill, I am always on the move in the middle of the week. I only chill on sundays and like half of saturdays. Its really weird but I am amazing at planning the day / work stuff but I am terrible at planning vacation and other "fun" stuff. Couldn't do sh!t without my fiance in this area
2022-07-01 00:09
I bet you have good reaction time. Very hard to improve, and gives you an advantage in most sports / esports.
2022-07-01 00:14
I can stay calm and friendly in matchmaking
2022-06-30 23:32
1 reply
thats the best one yet
2022-06-30 23:55
I say ok
2022-06-30 23:35
4 replies
Sick, can we be friends?
2022-06-30 23:43
1 reply
Ok.
2022-06-30 23:55
What a bad superpower axxaxaxax
2022-06-30 23:54
1 reply
-1
2022-06-30 23:55
I can't be drunk (I remember that i could drink a lot with friends and nothing),also 6 languages i know In CSGO:I am insane at scanning through smoke.
2022-06-30 23:43
#119
l | 
Germany _car
I'm very smart!
2022-06-30 23:50
4 replies
I_dont_car
2022-06-30 23:54
3 replies
#129
l | 
Germany _car
I also have the superpower of social anxiety 😎
2022-06-30 23:56
2 replies
Captain Autism?
2022-07-01 00:01
1 reply
#131
l | 
Germany _car
Not enough superpowers for that unfortunately
2022-07-01 00:01
Curse / Superpower I feel peoples true intentions IRL, even when I don't want to. Being drunk kills this, but I can't take being drunk all the time.
2022-07-01 00:12
I can bottomfrag and play like shit and then out of nowhere I can do the wildest clutches.
2022-07-01 00:13
2 replies
That's frigging awesome.....being 2-10 and then clutching 1vs4. You just stunned the entire server.
2022-07-01 00:15
1 reply
Yes, even surprising myself. 10 rounds in a row caught off guard with nade in hand or from behind etc and then boom, smoothly inserting bullets into enemy heads.
2022-07-01 00:18
#139
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Lithuania aisTISsS
i wouldnt say thats a superpower, i kinda have that as well
2022-07-01 00:30
#140
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Canada firtlast
ultra low tolerance to alcohol and weed despite being pretty fat when i lose enough weight i’ll be even more sensitive to it
2022-07-01 00:37
#142
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Austria Grundz
I can will myself to do anything, even if I suck at it or fail. Very useful.
2022-07-01 02:48
I am very delusional, i still think Vitality can be a #1 contender
2022-07-01 03:34
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