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had none due to my safe upbringing in a quiet diverse high income town in sunny California
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what the hell has that got to do with anything
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Reasoning behind my lack of injury
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flag brain
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Haha yeah my toe is fucked right now from judo (sprained ligament around big toe?). Injured it back in December, continued just taping it up after a short break until May, bc I had a big tournament coming up in June. Then I got covid so now I'm letting it heal to 100%. Damn being bedridden for that long must've been miserable.
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Brutal! Do you have any pain from it still?
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glad u r ok man
collar bone snapped with huge gap... 2 surgeries, 6 months of metal plate holding bone to heal... well, best present for my dad`s birthday i could have...
Put my face into Hot Iron as child.
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gotta wait for the kebabs to cool bro
my ex-classmate threw me right behind his back and I broke a finger xD but it was like not exactly broken, just some crack in the bone you know.
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broke my lower right arm, had to have surgery. it sucked a bit but it only took like 1 month to recover
Broken hip in a traffic accident...
broke my penis
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a "loud" bang followed by a stinging Pain. Penis went from Hard to small in Seconds. Then it swelled again but not because of Happiness :) And the Pain got even worse.... Blood started to come out of my Urethra. It got bend to the sides because of pressure. I mean in the End "breaking" is just a Word we use in reality it Ruptures. Went to the Hospital got Operated and i still dont know what they exactly did "Oh hey your Operation was a Success we closed the erectile tissue" Now we put some Bandages on it. And please refrain from getting any kind of Erection for the next 4-6 Weeks. Here are some Meds that will help to supress your Erections. Let me tell you it wont help with your Morning Erections.
So yeah its an immense Pain followed by Weeks of lesser Pain. I didnt Masturbate for 8 weeks and no Sex for 2 Months because i was scared to use it again
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broke my arm during birth, only major injury I've had in my life.
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biceps too big even at birth, struggles of being a beast.
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Broke my right arm, got to hospital and they gave me a cast which they failed to wrap right around it and it put my arm in a position where it did not properly grow together. Long story short needed to drive through complete germany (From Freiburg to Lübeck) and there was only 1 Doctor who was willing to operate it. Cause it was too close on the growth plate. Got a fixator with 4 screws in my elbow and it was about 2-3months in my arm where it inflamed and it had to be replaced immediately but on this day it was pretty late and those fuckers in the hospital didnt gave me anesthesia, so i got the 4 screws removed and felt everything (They littlerly fixated me on the table with 4people). I was 8 years old and had over 10years of trauma because of it. The Pain from the removal was the worst ive ever felt.
To this day i have a really big scar on my elbow because they didnt even stitch it together, worst fuck up ive ever experienced in germany for myself. Never ever went back to that hospital even tho i still live only 15mins away from it.
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holy fuck im so sorry to hear about that my german friend
Herniated discs in the lower back; cracked collarbone and torn shoulder ligaments (took like 18 months before I could do 1 push up), after that tore my ACL, both meniscus, LCL, quad and deformed tibia; a bit over 2 years to trust the leg again, but it still hurts 24/7 after 4 years, and fucks me royally if I sit down with my leg bent for any length of time.
P. S. Knee was the worst, it was just chronological order.
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Sorry for the late reply as well; no - not by lifting. Honestly don't know the exact cause for the herniated discs, I think it was a bunch of factors during a long period of time, mostly street football on the concrete. I was around 11-12 years old at the time. The other 2 were in martial arts (both accidents, but the knee was by far the most stupid thing anyone has ever done, and I was relaxed as I trusted the person. But hey, 1 second of trusting someone too much, while their brain short-circuits, and your career can end. Thankfully I recovered decently enough to keep at it, as I earn my living from it.
cut my dick off
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You wanted to become womens))?
Broke both of my wrists
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Never broken a bone, lots of bruises, cuts and so on - mountain biking does that.
Worst one was crashing and scraping aprox. 10 cm2 of skin from my right shin and about a ½cm deep, it wasn't overly painful but really annoying as it took time to heal and left a big ass scar to my collection. A more painful was burn about the same size on my left calf, caused by me forgetting to be careful when dismounting and touching the exhaust of a motorcycle I was riding as a passenger - that there was no water around to cool the burn didn't help.
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that green thing between l4 and l5 discs is a bit fucked up and it's pressing on a nerve because i sat too much while gaming in my teen years, it hurts when i sit for an hour or more and it's annoying af, can't play all day anymore, been like this for probably 2 years now and im only 22 :\
edit: that's why i don't understand how much older people who sit all day or pros even don't have any back pain
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Fell down face down on the geound. Broke my beer bottle. One time I did put a whiskey bottle on The geound and the bottle shattered.
One time I carried 4 cases of beer to home and one of the cases decided to open and beer started to roll all ovet the place.
These were my mental injuries. Who gives a shit about broken bones and stitches. I've broken like every bone on My body and had stitches on My Werner. That's nothing compared to the feeling when you realize you are out of alcohol
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I've never broken my back of collarbone. But I think all the rest has been broken.
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A pretty bad hematoma in my left calf due to horseriding, was jumping with a horse when it suddenly stopped before the jumping pole and it made me tumble straight on top of it, my leg hitting it completely, couldve cracked in half but I got away with a 10yr long injury, no damage to the bone just a hematoma and a loss of feeling due to crushed nerves on a spot thats about 15cm wide, its been 6-7 years now and I still have no feeling in it, but pressuring it causes sharp pain thus I have been unable to "sport" the same way as of since, its also still swollen which is incredibly annoying when wearing boots >_<
Probably from when I wrecked my Rx8 at 18 and had a piece of fence go through the drivers side door, through my left, past my balls (unscathed thankfully) and came to rest literally touching my femoral artery. I don't remember the piece of wood being in my leg hurting much when I was stuck in the car or in the hospital but when the first responders used a saw to cut the piece of wood in between my leg and the inside of the car door was pain I will never forget, felt like someone attached a jackhammer to my spine and set it to max speed, that sucked.
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very few injuries despite doing parkour for over 10 years. worst was actually before i started training seriously. i was just dumb and jumped off a really tall rock, landed on my heels because i didn't know any better, and bruised one of them. never went to the doctor, and my heel hurt for probably 2+ years until it finally healed on its own. aside from that, only had minor stuff like ankle sprains (never from parkour), pinky dislocation from a game of flag football, bruised my ass when i slipped and fell during parkour, lol.
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he probably fell 6 meters
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hearbreak :(
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gym is calling you brother
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Unlucky bro
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broke a finger playing gagaball
testicular torsion
hit a friend's knee while training and got a bump the size of a tennis ball on my shin
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that is the comment i was waiting for
so idk if you know a bit more about that, i have a locked knee atm (like, i can't bend it completely its locked at 120/130 degrees, i went to radio and they said my acl was damaged
do you know if this thing happens ? having a locked knee ?
i guess you had a surgery and how long did it take for you to recover? thx
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When I had the injury, I also couldn't fully extend my leg because the loose ligament was blocking the joint. They removed it during the surgery. I think it took me like a month after the surgery to walk without crutches and to fully recover like 4-5 months (fully recovering meaning feeling normal again after finishing rehab but I wasn't allowed to play football again for a few more months)
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permanent damage to my back and right shoulder working
stubbed my toe once
my adopted cat used to get aggressive every time that he heard a street cat fighting/getting hurt
it happened once while I was close to him and he attacked my legs so badly that it gave me like 10+ small scars on my legs and made me completely unable to stand for almost 2 weeks + some more weeks for me to be able to walk without feeling pain
A friend of mine threw a rock on my head while we were playing in the school backyard. Lots of blood but no pain. Have a couple cm scar on my head. My friend ended up crying more than i did
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Throwing rocks on water and paddles is common child game in Bulgaria. I dont remember what happened exactly cuz it was like 13 years ago but prolly i ran infront of the puddle like retard
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You mean like making the rocks bounce off the water? In polish it's called "throwing ducks". But the stones have to be really little and flat to bounce, so how tf did it leave a couple cm scar on your head??? Unless the kids were just throwing normal rocks into water, which, again, with all due respect, sounds like a caveman activity xD
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Same thing except its called throwing frogs over here :D
Also I have no idea how big was the rock. Could been a small one cuz I didnt feel pain and it could e been just the scratxh that left me bleeding so much or maybe he threw a bigger one by mistake.
That guy was scared more than me and cried more than me for verry long time which made me upset more that the injury itself xD
He was a great friend and a smart dude i doubt hed do that on purpose.
Ill ad to 2 bonus injuries:
1. Me and my friend were playing around in his house when we were little. I jump on his back, he thows me off his back and I land on my chin on the wooden table's angle xD.
Pretty uggly wound on my chin and it was Huge. Thanks god it didnt leave a scar.
2. Ball drops in a canal when we playin. Ussualy we had a rule when someone kicks or thrones the Ball outside the playing area, he goes to find it. So I go down the canal except this area is not fully builded. Its not verry deep i have to jump so what I do is hang myself on those metal stuff sticking out the concrete and try to slide down and next second the whole concrete shit collapses. I had my whole body in bruises and it hurt like bitch for a while but atleast thst metal shit didnt go through me, and the concrete block didnt fall on my head
Hard to say tbh because despite doing lots of stupid and dangerous shit I’ve never broken or seriously bruised any bone.
the only thing that sent me to a hospital was pneumonia, and asthma attack, but that's not really an injury. I only had minor injuries like cuts, abraisions and bruises from falling from bikes and falling in general, hit my balls on a bike too and I feel like they are not even anymore, I never tested my fertility, but I hope my tadpoles are doing alright
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Do you think a collapse of my lungs is an injury? I dunno really...... But I was 1 month in Coma and had to do 2 months rehab. I didn't have any muscles left after my coma shit......
Couldn't even hold a spoon, I had to get feeded by a nurse :D
This was with 15 years old, now 15 years ago :D
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damn hope you are doing well now, how did that happen?
to me an injury is something that you do to yourself or someone else's actions affecting you like hitting you with a car, at least that's how I think about it, pneumonia and asthma kinda just happened to me without me doing anything basically, so I don't think about it as an injury, I'm not an English major or a doctor though lmao
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wtf i hope you are alright man
so idk if you know a bit more about that, i have a locked knee atm (like, i can't bend it completely its locked at 120/130 degrees, i went to radio and they said my acl was damaged
do you know if this thing happens ? having a locked knee ?
i guess you had a surgery and how long did it take for you to recover? thx
I guess my worst injury ever was when I was around 12 or 13 and I tried to "bunnyhop" on a bike and I was quite successful until I didn't see the sand on the road. My bike slipped and I hit the asphalt road with full impact on my chin. I was also going pretty fast so I kinda bounced off of the road and flew a bit further. First thing I did was check if I didn't break my jaw, and I didn't, so I got up and checked other injuries. On my left pointing finger I had lost so much skin that a little bit of bone was visible, but only in a really small spot, so it healed pretty fast, I would say after 2 weeks all I had left was a scar that I still have to this day. And my chin had to get stiched up, as I had flesh pretty much sagging from my chin. A bit of it, but still. And the funny thing is, from the accident to stitching, I waited around, idk, 4 or 5 hours, and it didn't hurt at all, it didn't even bleed! That's the power of adrenaline. But as soon as the doctor started stitching it up it hurt pretty badly. It was a big needle as well. I guess I was really lucky, because I hit that road with full impact of going fast and being high in the air, so I could've easily broken my jaw.
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Its wasn't Adrenaline. When all the tissue is gone, the blood just stays in the wound and you don't really lose blood; unless you cut a vein in half, then you lose all the blood lol.
That's how some (areas with low blood vessel supply) bone surgeries are done, entire tissue of the area is removed, bone is fixed and then the tissue is stitched back. Looks really gross when you see it for the first few times.
I had a similar injury around 15 years ago, just below my knee. Fell from my bicycle on asphalt road; all tissue until bone gone. Was very small (1cm wide, 0.5cm long), it didn't bleed or hurt, I didn't cry and got back home, saw the and started crying for minutes lmao. Didn't need any docs, Mom just cleaned the wound and covered it.
The scar is still visible and tissue there is considerably thin now :)
I nearly sawed my thumb off when I worked in construction
Ingrown toenail is my worst, I'm pretty lucky
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I hate ingrown toenails. I have it too.
Broke my left Radius (one of two bones joining wrist and elbow) in a bike accident last year. Didn't hurt a lot until I got the xray and found out it's broken....started hurting like a mfer after that lol
Left arm was in a cast for 5 weeks. Took 4-6 months to completely regain strength.
broke my jaw when i was 9
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The fact that you walked away from that. I would probably still be sitting in the car.
I had 2 major injury’s
1. I was 6 and in summer vacation in Kosovo I got hit by a car my whole right arm broke and a big ass whole was in my arm they had to take skin from my leg to cover up the hole
3-4 months with an arm cast
2. 1 year ago a football match where my enemy talked me hard my shin broke completely my whole foot was fucked till now I have slightly pain while walking or running
i haven't actually broken any bones or had any proper big injuries
but about 5 years ago i slipped running for the bus after school and my body reflex went "bite down"
so from that reflex i broke half of one front tooth and a small yet noticeable chunk of the other (both filled now and haven't bothered me for a few years)
Probably when I hit my head on a patch of ice as a kid because I was trying to be cool.
Cut open the side of my hand from my wrist all the way up to the nail of my thumb.
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Not about me but my cousin had probably the worst injury i can think of.
She broke her arm while jumping on one of those springs bed.
Her dad drove her to a morrocan hospital to have it fix and Idk how to explain it properly but they basically fixed her arm UPSIDE DOWN, meaning she couldn't move it properly like a regular arm and it hurted like hell.
So she had to fly to France where the doctors were fucking baffled and never saw that happenning in their 30 year carreer.
The only way to fix it was to break her arm again and fix it the right way which is what they did, now her arm is doing (kinda) fine (happened like 14 years ago even tho she still has the mark of stitches etc and basically her arm still looks kinda fucked
I was playing blind tag (idk what it's called but essentially tag with your eyes closed) as a kid and I ran head on straight into a windowsill. My eyebrow needed stiching and I got a mild concussion.
I also fucked my hip (iliopsoas and adductor) from probably too many high kicks without proper warmup/stretching and I basically couldnt lift my foot off the ground for 2 months.
neved had something significant happen to me luckily
morgellons fungus
back in school torn leg muscle in a 100m sprint without warming up 1st i went full speed cuz i wanted to beat my friend...if i remember right i had to drag my leg with my hands if i wanted to move for few weeks it was rly painful
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Bro how did you tear your groin?
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Ice hockey both times, I’m a goalie, once was in practice when I got deked out so far I just threw my leg out to try to save it and tore it, the other was a scramble in front of the net and my stick was on the ice and stepped on it and threw my leg out again and tore it… that was the first game on a trip to Arizona from Pennsylvania
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Damn, real tough luck mens((
Back when i was in primary school, my eye got cut by a girl's nail, it was one a hell of period for me to fully recover.
I broke my d bro
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Well i got obstetrical brachial plexus palsy in my left shoulder during birth, broke my arm when i was 6 too but that shit heals, litteral nerve damage does not :D
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Unlucky mens((
it's both mental & physical but i'm not gonna talk about it
just gonna say i'm getting better and better since that day
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Good to hear bro
dint broke anything.
but ive bleed like a million times.
but the most hurts is my fading eyesight as i have to wear glasses now.
Severe brain damage from reading HLTV Comments
I torn up my ACL completely . I was a basketball player and i've injured myself while i was trying to reverse in postplay .
The problem was , my body kept going while my knee decided to stay :(
Got my surgery for it , I couldn't be able to stand up or walk for like 3-4 weeks . Now im in recovery progress ,9 months passed already but i need 3 more to return any sport or body-building sessions .
Pro-tip = always do stretches and do not push yourself hard if you feel like your body can't that move
Broken arms probably, but biggest shit I got was corona (not beer)
Well, idk quite know what's worse. I got my eyebrow stitched after i did some stupid things with a hammock (we made a catapult using the hammock and my friend used the catapult when i was next to it so it cut my eyebrow in half, blood everywhere)
I broke my arm in a biking accident. A guy didn't have his arm out when he was turning, so i continued into him and i rolled over. And my arm ended up in a cast in 8-12 weeks, and i couldn't lift my arm higher than my hip in 3 months. I did some training to get it back in shape, (1-2 months) I was 13
I got a hole in my tongue after i accidentally bit in my tongue when my sister jumped up in my chin on the trampoline, I lost a tooth, and got a hole in my tongue (u could see through it) very painful.
they cut a piece from my penis((
Broke my head when I was little (Some dumb kid pushed me into a metal pole thinking I stole his candy while in a school party) - Got a huge scar on my forehead that will forever be with me. (Not sure how long it took to heal it, but I had surgery)
Cut the back of my head open because I got pushed into a table mid class (Dind't take long to heal)
Broke the 2nd metatarsal on my right foot cause I got mad I lost the ball so I kicked a goalpost full force while playing football last year, one of the stupidiest things I have ever done for obvious reasons. (It's still healing. Basically it should've taken around 3 months max to get it healed, but it actually took 5/6, and it's not even fully healed yet, because of a stupid doctor (he eventually sent me to a specialist when he realised things were getting too fucked with my foot))
Also there's a chance I will only have my foot at 100% in 2 years time or more.
Grade 2 sprained wrist from Rugby, reinjured it a few years ago so it's been in a cast twice. Grade 2 sprained toe from judo. Sickness-wise, one time I was pretty unlucky and got pneumonia (retard doctor said I had sinusitis until I visited someone else), and then just a month later had appendicitis.
was playing with my friends in school or a rainy day in 6th standard (i was 12), i slipped and hit a sharp piece of iron rod right on the left side of my left eye.
doctors said it was a miracle that it missed my left eye just by millimeters
Fractured both of my elbows when I was like 8 from practicing riding a bike
longboard down a hill. fell, hit head on pavement. 20+ MPH. they gave me fentanyl on the scene and i was airlifted to the hospital. nothing broken but i tore something in my spine and the pain was so bad my dad says i was screaming all night and no meds would touch the pain. had that pain for over a week. nightmarish. i get legit ptsd whenever i see a longboard now
Spilled about 0.4 litres of boiling hot water on my thighs, stomach, calves and hand. 2nd degree burns on my thighs around 40x30cm area
Happened on monday last week lmao, going to get assessed for a skin graft on monday but hopefully won't be needing one.
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nah wtf💀💀💀 wishing you a fast recovery
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cheers mate
havent been in any pain for a week or so now so im good
hurt like a motherfucker when i spilled it though, i had pants on so the water kinda stuck to my skin for a few seconds
almost passed out and had to bite on a towel not to scream lmao
ACL injury
made me stop playing football :(
Ingrowing nail at my big toe. The worst part was when it got the medicin to not deal more pain than it would otherwise but yea, took a long time and was very annoying and painfull
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Upper arm fracture cuz of arm wrestling. Yes, like thsoe clips on youtube
when i was 16 i was riding my bike but i stacked and faceplanted. I smashed my front teeth (mind you i had not long had my braces removed and my teeth were very nice). I also hit my head very hard that I blacked out, not sure how long for but I dont think it was too long. Luckily I was wearing a helmet because I probably would have had a significant injury otherwise.
Dislocated my right shoulder 3 times. Now after an operation i have 2 titan nails inside me and its doing an amazing job
had an accident with glass and cut up my forearm pretty bad, lost a lot of blood. needed like 30 stitches and my tendons were damaged. i think it might have been a legit near death experience as i almost lost conciousness from blood loss
Stepped on a nail sticking out, it went right inside my toe. Happened while gathering cherry on my dacha with my cousin. Was somewhere between 10-15 hard to say. Doctor gave me a shot of anti-tetanus injection. Apparently it lasts 2-3 years.
Next year on the same dacha, I slipped and fell down... with my palm literally landing on a huge nail sticking out. I could see the black dot on top of my palm (i.e. nail went like 70-80% through). At the hospital they see my card and say 'Oh you already have that medicine, nice'. Regardless how terrible it sounds, I recovered and there is no mark even by now.
Writing it made me creep a bit, but I guess it's good that it's in the past ;)
shattered some bone in the elbow, during some sports event in school was running, fell and landed on the elbow, hurt af.
but the most annoying/longest lasting and the one that caused the most pain was ingrown toenail. multiple ones actually. struggled with that shit for years in middle/highschool, went to countless doctors, had it cut out about a dozen times, most without anesthesia. but if i didnt go to doctors it would just hurt everytime i took a step, sporting became insufferable. after years of living like that my pain tolerance has increased, getting it cut out became tolerable. now i can maybe resist torture :DDDDDDDD
Brain damage
broke both bones in my right arm
had a severe ankle sprain playing football. man i was so nervous going home because i was sure that my parents were gonna get so mad at me. took at least a month for me to run properly again
ruptured my ACL and MCL playing cricket, lead to having 9 blood clots on my lungs. After being given a 10% chance to live, im still here 4 years on!
I was like 9 years old when my father took me, my brother and 2 neighbors to his work. We just chilled and had fun in the warehouse and there was that little metal "train" with rails where you put wood on you know. We were just "driving" with this (you had to push it to get it moving) from one side of warehouse to another. Until I fell down, my shirt got stuck and I just dragged for 20+ meters. When they managed to stop it, I stood up and walked it off like it was nothing, until adrenaline went down and I felt pain in my right leg. Took down my pants and saw a big hole in my upper thigh, basically saw a bone and it it would fit approximately 2 medium eggs inside.
I got 19 stitches (without anesthesia) and an ice-cream from the doctors. Was very close to lose my leg.
Also have been very close to lose my left eye (brother threw a big ass rock straight under my eye),
countryside life
slipped from scaffolding and fell like 4-5m when i was 16,
vertebral fracture i was lucky that my bone marrow wasn't hurt
Shatteted both my tibia and fibula on trampoline. They shoot through my leg and my leg Almost detached from rest of it. Just hung on bit of skin and muscle. Month in hospital. 4 surgeries later i got titanium tibiaboneamd luckily still attached leg. Took about year to walk properly without limping and 4-5 years to it feel just as normal as other leg =)
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