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CS:GO Confessions
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Korea Lyoa 
mens of hltv, your opportunity to confess has come. What Odd or stupid thing do you knowlingly do in games? Example: "I say all A even if i just hear one footstep". Could be pretty interesting to hear
2022-08-08 01:57
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I force buy deagle instead of eco
2022-08-08 01:58
4 replies
+1 deagle + kevlar and helmet
2022-08-08 01:58
1 reply
And smoke which you never use
2022-08-08 03:33
#118
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France Guilsz_
"the s1mple eco"
2022-08-08 14:08
1 reply
Claaaaaassic
2022-08-08 16:16
When i play with toxics i throw flahses in their faces every round just for my entertainment
2022-08-08 01:59
8 replies
sounds like fun
2022-08-08 03:04
do you ever wonder why you find so many toxics in your games?
2022-08-08 05:26
6 replies
XD
2022-08-08 05:59
Haha, he can't see it cause he's constantly flashed (in IRL)
2022-08-08 07:03
3 replies
in in real life?
2022-08-08 11:17
2 replies
No in Incredible Real Life
2022-08-08 14:15
1 reply
not a nice try to be tbh
2022-08-10 11:14
XDDDDDDD
2022-08-10 11:12
I go out of my way to team flash toxic players on my team
2022-08-08 01:59
4 replies
Seems like they flame you for being garbage so you grief to cope with being shite
2022-08-08 13:32
2 replies
true
2022-08-08 13:42
+1 but -1 for unawareness
2022-08-10 12:22
#122
NiKo | 
United Kingdom fl0ws
Have been doing this for years
2022-08-08 14:19
#5
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Brazil ricca
when i used to play i always blamed the argentinian teammates whenever we started losing the game
2022-08-08 02:01
1 reply
#86
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Australia boblao
I would to if I played in South America because it is their fault
2022-08-08 09:01
Play P90 xD
2022-08-08 02:00
2 replies
+w p90 rush b ez
2022-08-08 07:23
#124
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Poland malymaly
Pro90
2022-08-08 14:35
say low when 0 damage dealt
2022-08-08 02:00
9 replies
#9
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Korea Lyoa
+11111111
2022-08-08 02:01
200iq boosting your teammates' confidence
2022-08-08 02:04
6 replies
It's true sometimes I'll say "hit 99" or something like they and they swing and insta headshot.
2022-08-08 03:32
5 replies
#43
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France ignorefAN
Then you piss them off when they get killed and realize the enemy wasn't hit
2022-08-08 04:16
4 replies
Or get flamed because he was trying to aim for the body or switched to the pistol if he had an awp and realised that he wasn't low.
2022-08-08 05:42
3 replies
You gotta commit to it at that point even if its a 1v1 just say ah must have been a different guy I hit
2022-08-08 06:01
2 replies
"he already died"
2022-08-08 08:29
1 reply
Vote kick started
2022-08-08 09:03
Same I always say 1 shot so my mates know I did dmg like a chad
2022-08-08 13:32
i stand in toxic peoples mollys till they get kicked, if i have a friend we both stand in it for insta-kick
2022-08-08 02:00
5 replies
Respect
2022-08-08 02:02
same +1 me and my friend will damage each other to die to the mollies, even buy molly and "drop it by mistake"
2022-08-08 04:01
you'll be the one that'll be handed the 30 day ban from overwatch thou. risky.
2022-08-08 05:27
2 replies
I’ve done this a million times and no, nobody gets punished for this
2022-08-08 13:56
1 reply
i mean pushing you is a less priority than punishing cheaters first. and cheaters aint getting punished enough. so.. but yeah in a ideal world, overwatch would hand you permabans so you wouldnt even be able to do it "a million times"
2022-08-09 04:11
if i go in first and dont get perfectly traded i start flaming whoever was behind me even if they didnt necessarily bait me
2022-08-08 02:04
2 replies
#13
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Korea Lyoa
I must confess, i do the exact same thing LOL
2022-08-08 02:05
#19
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Serbia vuk1sha
+1
2022-08-08 02:30
#14
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Canada MiLkBaGzz
I say hit 98 when I only hit them 70 Also if we lose the half I buy deagle next pistol round. Thats pretty criminal (only on T side though)
2022-08-08 02:08
8 replies
on t side i prefer tec9 and on ct a deagle, especially if i don't buy kevlar, these tec9 t rushes are the best deagle inaccuracy when moving makes it just not as good in taking map control as tec9 is, but on ct you are standing still and holding position so deagle is very good
2022-08-08 02:16
7 replies
#16
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Canada MiLkBaGzz
I play B anchor on every map so I either buy molly+flash or f7/HE OR p250/smoke/flash
2022-08-08 02:18
5 replies
p250 should be called p two 50's as it's a 50/50 whenever you gonna smash everyone with some nasty headshots or just die for zero doing -68 or something like that, i really like it but sometimes there are days i just can't land these shots
2022-08-08 02:23
4 replies
#21
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Canada MiLkBaGzz
gotta use the p250 as a shotgun. You start shooting quick with it and an awp noscope is more accurate. But you sit apts mirage or something and spam close range you get 2 kills easy with 8body shots. Lmao I generally use usp with molly flash & just tap heads.
2022-08-08 02:36
3 replies
Try the five-seven, it's criminally underrated. One-shot headshot, if you are close, two quick shots, if you are not so close. And it's kind of accurate too, not like the USP, when you spam on the head after the first bullet, but somehow miss.
2022-08-10 11:35
2 replies
#171
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Canada MiLkBaGzz
Im finally free. Yeah #16 I use the f7 a lot on pistol round. Jump spot van, throw a nade 200UD then just bodyshot people with the f7 20 bullets fast firing accurate. And if I survive then its an amazing pistol to have especially with the new m4a1 ammo
2022-08-13 09:13
1 reply
It's now time for my guilty confession - I have recently started to really like playing casual specifically because of the F7. The pleasure of popping them noobs on headshot angle near A ramp on Mirage (cause mostly Mirage is played in Casual) with that pistol...
2022-08-13 21:37
haha
2022-08-08 17:47
put on breakcore playlist and go 0 brain
2022-08-08 02:25
Don't trust my teammate in A so overrotade B
2022-08-08 02:33
#22
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Denmark Rubix__
In MM your biggest enemy is your teammate
2022-08-08 02:43
I push... way too much...
2022-08-08 02:45
1 reply
Thats what she said
2022-08-08 06:57
#24
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France brunky
Mute all russians, playing scout till they step up
2022-08-08 02:48
I barely know how to actually play and I barely play, I just follow the pro scene. I dunno if that fits you definition of confession but I wanted to put that out.
2022-08-08 02:58
1 reply
Same
2022-08-08 13:12
I keep going aggressive for entries when team says "play slow"
2022-08-08 03:03
1 reply
me too. Also when i die and they say we were suypposed to wait for them to push i say cmon mate, its a pug. stop tryharding
2022-08-13 09:21
sometimes i dont buy nades because i want mp9/deagle next round knowing we will lose it
2022-08-08 03:20
i never stop peaking
2022-08-08 03:25
4 replies
peaking or peeking?
2022-08-08 03:30
3 replies
He gets better and better each game
2022-08-08 07:07
2 replies
Bucket0 is set to surpass s1mple in late 2025
2022-08-08 07:12
1 reply
yes exactly. unlimited power
2022-08-08 11:13
I buy UMP when both mp9 and mac10 are better
2022-08-08 03:29
1 reply
OG player right here, the UMP used to be so good, nowadays I can't use it
2022-08-08 04:03
I buy before looking at team economy.
2022-08-08 03:34
#35
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Poland EZ4Bard
I bait my teammates if im doing bad
2022-08-08 03:45
If you kill me you are cheating
2022-08-08 03:54
1 reply
average portuguese mentality
2022-08-08 04:04
#37
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Egypt driveriTo
I make fun of toxic team mates and troll them till the toxic mate mutes me which means i won the mental game 😎
2022-08-08 03:56
I always buy deagle on eco rounds and when I count my money for next round awp, I pretty much always add 300$ because I am so confident in my deagle kills.
2022-08-08 04:01
3 replies
My spirit animal is this mentality
2022-08-08 06:04
+300 wtf? +900 at least weak mindset
2022-08-08 11:42
1 reply
I rather be surprised than dissapointed. Getting 3k with deagle, no armor most of the time is pretty much a miracle in lvl 10 lobbys. Aim punch hits too hard so Im realistic.
2022-08-08 13:51
#42
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France ignorefAN
Bait my teammates instead of setting them up for plays. I have played too much matchmaking and am used to having to solo carry
2022-08-08 04:06
I never buy anything in pistol rounds cause I'm fucking shit with USP and Glock. Second round easy deagle one taps tho lul
2022-08-08 04:19
1 reply
Glokk ez. I feel accomplished when I glock people on gun rounds
2022-08-08 06:01
#45
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Chile jotler
i play support cuz i cant aim
2022-08-08 04:20
i say "hes 1hp" if i hit him over 80 (on our buy round)
2022-08-08 04:49
I jump
2022-08-08 04:50
2 replies
yo wtf is that flair bro?? with the flag??? wtfffff
2022-08-08 05:28
1 reply
It’s good
2022-08-09 21:18
#48
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Australia flashi
i stammer and bumble my words alot and end up saying the wrong bombsite or position
2022-08-08 04:59
1 reply
Same, or i just take way too long to remember names of spots, and this is after 15 years of playing
2022-08-08 06:52
#49
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Sweden txshirx
I always rotate whenever my teammates spot one player on the opposite site I'm playing cuz I don't trust them holding the site.
2022-08-08 05:14
1 reply
That's fair, because teammates usually don't know how radar works and won't rotate even if they are last alive
2022-08-08 06:00
#50
jks | 
Australia FA1TLE
Some games I decide to be extremely toxic to one player whilst being very nice to another. This makes them question what they could possibly be doing wrong.
2022-08-08 05:22
#54
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Ukraine I_say_Ok
I mute all my team and never give callouts
2022-08-08 05:28
1 reply
#125
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United States cr4zy_m3
Rank?
2022-08-08 14:37
"WHY ARENT YOU GUYS PUSHING" as i run out onto site and die with mac10
2022-08-08 05:50
2 replies
based
2022-08-08 06:25
Plus he pushed A while whole team at B and complains about not being traded
2022-08-08 10:47
I know fuck all smoke line ups because I think it's lame.
2022-08-08 05:53
1 reply
not even basic ones? like mirage CT
2022-08-08 22:23
If people are being toxic I just team kill at the spawn and take my ban just to not have to play with them.
2022-08-08 05:59
1 reply
+f
2022-08-08 08:32
I fucking suck at the game, even though I have been playing for over a decade now.
2022-08-08 06:12
#66
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United States Hindy
When I solo and its a 4 queue of Asians I know I lost the game, they don't comm and play too passive, then when I point out there mistakes and give a strat to fix it I get cussed out.
2022-08-08 06:18
#67
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United States Hindy
I assume anyone with a deep eastern european accent is going to be toxic so I try to calm them down all the time
2022-08-08 06:20
I can not sit and wait, even as CT. I have to be active. Push the line, I broke banana, mens, take positions, take the angles! Someone cover me ramp, I'm going to peek mi- *headshot*
2022-08-08 06:25
2 replies
#79
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Korea Lyoa
And when u peek bandana and ur teammate didn't "WHY U BAIT ME GREEN?"
2022-08-08 08:24
1 reply
Oh it's worse than that, I get mad if they didn't bait me and at least get the trade/keep the space I created. I didn't dump full util breaking their banana push (COMPLETELY) so you could just keep camping behind car while they're obviously up mid/alt now. Plzz dont wasting my sacrifice ;_;
2022-08-08 13:02
overexaggerate damage dealt
2022-08-08 06:36
#73
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Slovakia pricex3
always asking if i have to rotate
2022-08-08 07:02
I have a tradition of always going A on the pistol round as T. Even if we all get a perfect spawn for B Rush, I'll just say 'good luck at B' and go A myself
2022-08-08 07:10
i say rush b and go mid
2022-08-08 08:25
I automatically think people with 0 skins are terrible at the game
2022-08-08 08:27
3 replies
weird. exact opposite for me. if i see you have expensive skins i assume ur shit
2022-08-08 08:51
2 replies
+1
2022-08-08 13:44
Well people with very expensive skins are also usually shit. But I've seen way more people with 0 skins pretendin to be smurfs but they actually suck
2022-08-09 09:04
I was/am a tryhard
2022-08-08 08:43
#88
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Guatemala ChurchGuy
When my team says "save" I wait for the round to start and then buy a gun so that they have already left spawn and don't notice ;))))))
2022-08-08 09:05
I watch enemy sneaking behind toxic teammate
2022-08-08 10:44
#91
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Iran dont@me
Going to team molotov when they are toxic(when i have less than 50hp)
2022-08-08 10:48
When we are losing I always say "Come on guys lets play passive please and dont peek" and I always end up peeking and getting killed.
2022-08-08 10:54
I run into molotovs just to get someone banned
2022-08-08 11:16
After losing an echo, I like to take aggressive positions
2022-08-08 11:24
I knifes one person because he kept yelling clutch or kick when I was in a 1v3 post plant. He was so toxic, posted dozens of lewd comments on steam. Thankfully steam says he has been banned
2022-08-08 11:36
My friend does that and i die in rotation Also same time 3 people rush long with billion flashes i say all A and he dies in B and gets mad kekw
2022-08-08 11:56
buy negev
2022-08-08 13:25
I buy negev and have fun. Sometimes people then copy it during the game. I assume they also have fun then!
2022-08-08 13:34
expecting retards from faceit to cover my ass in soloQ
2022-08-08 13:37
1 reply
#144
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France HippzZ
+1
2022-08-08 18:52
if someone goes just a bit toxic to me i turn full toxic mode
2022-08-08 13:51
When there is someone toxic I deliberately walk into their mollies to get them kicked. Doesn't work in faceit though
2022-08-08 13:53
hit one shot, die and say that the guy is low
2022-08-08 13:55
I play too much for the team, I'll drop m4 to a teammate and buy famas myself or I'll bait myself a lot (even tho I'm a good clutcher)
2022-08-08 13:56
Very often I dont unmute premuted russians and act like I forgot even though in reality I simply dont want to bear even a second of listening to them
2022-08-08 13:59
#116
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Sweden multib
My toxic trait is that I was good at the game 10 years ago and still act like I am even tho I'm actually shit now
2022-08-08 14:01
1 reply
pretty nice confession
2022-08-08 17:48
i have no confession to make
2022-08-08 14:03
3 replies
You are one of the good guys, cheers!
2022-08-08 14:09
2 replies
i dont know if its one confession but when i meet a toxic dude i get more toxic than him bcs i hate internet shittalker but i help people even if you're in bottom of scoreboard
2022-08-08 14:10
1 reply
Okay but don't waste your time on toxic dudes, just tell him once how to behave and then mute and forget.
2022-08-08 14:31
I confess I have been trying to force a new economic meta of buying a nova on eco rounds if I have atleast $750 to spare from the target money to be saved. The amount of times I can get a kill with it (not to mention a couple kills, whew!), with the $900 kill reward and then have someone save the weapon from the guy I killed makes up for the times where I don't get a kill and have to be short a utility or two in the next buy round. You've now been exposed to the true power of the nova as an eco weapon. And believe me, quite a few times I have just won the round outright.
2022-08-08 14:38
2 replies
#149
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Portugal W!LDF1RE
That's actually bery smart, but unfortunatly that line of thought is kind of on another level. Like it's a great idea for pro CS, but unless you have a 5 stack to play with all the time it's hard to make that work
2022-08-09 04:20
1 reply
Good thing I only play with 5 Stack >:)
2022-08-09 15:44
i use cheats
2022-08-08 14:39
when someone calls a rush i always lurk
2022-08-08 14:40
1 reply
#132
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Korea Lyoa
+1
2022-08-08 17:44
I say 'noobs' at the end of every game I win, regardless of my position on the scoreboard
2022-08-08 17:45
1 reply
:3
2022-08-08 17:46
After 5 years of playing I still don't know how to use utility.
2022-08-08 17:47
i am a terrible hopper even though I have played this since 2014. I cant even make the jump from mid to window without fumbling once.
2022-08-08 17:49
#142
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Finland KieZuZ
I dont even play cs anymore. I just watch pro games.
2022-08-08 18:39
I'm still in lvl 1
2022-08-08 22:24
#148
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Portugal W!LDF1RE
I always play with friends but we often aren't able to fill a 5 man lobby. When that happens and a friend who usually plays bad is playing bad I just use the foreigners as scapegoats to keep their morale up. Like, if Im playing mid in ct mirage, and my mate on stairs dies in a dumb way exposing my back, killing me and loosing the round I'll just say "it wasn't you, it was the fucking Russian playing CT baiting you" or smth. Sad for the guy though. he's not even Russian and he was just minding his own business playing like normal
2022-08-09 04:18
I know only CT smoke on mirage
2022-08-09 04:24
i got average 26 kills but only lvl 5
2022-08-09 09:41
I have 2 dust2 games the past year
2022-08-09 09:53
Using Scout even while having enough money for a full buy just for the heck and also beause Scout headshots are so satisfying.
2022-08-09 15:47
#158
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Poland insaniity
saying enemy is 1 hp even tho I gave him less than 50 damage
2022-08-10 10:59
I will not play csgo until zowie makes ec2 wireless
2022-08-10 11:00
i always drop 1 grenade on base after buy all 4 but i never take it back after throwing something
2022-08-10 11:10
#163
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Poland Astoner55
None tbh, I always just try my best, I won't do anything stupid on purpose. Only accidents :)
2022-08-10 11:11
I don't buy util unless I'm rich af and the half/game is about to end or if my team has an actual "strat" in mind, then I just buy a smoke or a flash. I wanna maximize the time when I have an AK/M4 and a kevlar I'm also a petty bitch, so if you annoy me then I'll lose the game and might also get you kicked out by dying in your mollies.
2022-08-10 11:39
I never eco, I'm more afraid of going into the round without kevlar than God
2022-08-10 11:42
If there is 2 or more ppl from same nationality (russia very often) and they greet each other in their language, i instantly mute + report them
2022-08-10 11:50
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