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Describe a perfect girl for you
Russia jood 
You can come up with anything u want whether it’s appearance or skills or character traits
2022-08-09 18:20
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Romania Pecea
good at cs
2022-08-09 18:21
#3
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Russia Vedoth
Dosia.
2022-08-09 18:21
1 reply
#8
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Ukraine IloveDEv1ce
+999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
2022-08-09 18:25
Taller than 190 cm and that can beat the f out of me irl
2022-08-09 18:21
4 replies
no wonder you get no womens
2022-08-09 21:26
1 reply
#187
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Latvia Vebster
+1
2022-08-11 00:15
#157
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Czech Republic Sarkod
wtf hahahhaa
2022-08-10 16:59
Bro this issss 🤤🤤🤤🤤
2022-08-11 07:46
Christian
2022-08-09 18:27
1 reply
+1
2022-08-11 07:52
Men
2022-08-09 18:28
#13
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Russia bermobomra
it has a penis
2022-08-09 18:28
4 replies
#15
cyx | 
Brazil b0unz
+1
2022-08-09 18:31
3 replies
#193
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Germany tilted_up
Flag check LMAO
2022-08-11 14:22
2 replies
#194
cyx | 
Brazil b0unz
Woman is like beans, it goes better with a sausage
2022-08-11 23:09
1 reply
#196
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Germany tilted_up
I laughed harder than I should have!
2022-08-12 01:28
looks something like this encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:.. nice to me, cares about me, is richer than me and about 5'2,
2022-08-09 18:31
12 replies
acts like my best friend and let's me cook with them
2022-08-09 18:33
Holy shit +1 expect the ,,richer than me" part. Asian girls >>
2022-08-09 18:44
#130
ropz | 
Estonia fezco
She already has TenZ 🤣
2022-08-09 23:21
1 reply
that isnt Tenz gf
2022-08-10 08:30
#209
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Finland 5way
michael jackson wtf?
2022-08-14 20:58
7 replies
XD
2022-08-14 22:08
6 replies
#212
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Germany _car
He's really right lol
2022-08-14 22:09
5 replies
what he mean by this
2022-08-14 23:45
4 replies
#217
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Germany _car
Girl looks like late Michael Jackson
2022-08-14 23:46
1 reply
i dont see it
2022-08-15 17:33
#219
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Finland 5way
looks like micheal jackson in 00's
2022-08-15 15:41
1 reply
2022-08-15 17:34
Perfect girl is one that is away from me
2022-08-09 18:31
2 replies
#20
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Russia Vedoth
HLTV user checks out
2022-08-09 18:33
1 reply
I mean it as I don't want a relationship but yes hltv user check out
2022-08-09 18:36
Sweet, not a cheater, naughty af and having a d1ck
2022-08-09 18:32
6 replies
sussy sussy
2022-08-09 18:34
1 reply
Not really
2022-08-09 18:35
#125
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Germany _car
Agreed!
2022-08-09 23:15
1 reply
Hot, but way to feminine
2022-08-11 00:14
hello
2022-08-12 01:36
#21
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Estonia Hazardouz
the important thing is the pulse, or rather the absence of it
2022-08-09 18:33
1 reply
ayo?
2022-08-09 18:54
Blonde blue eyed
2022-08-09 18:34
a little shy, cares about me, attractive, preferably not tall, i like green eyes but i dont care about looks. imo all races, hair colors etc can look good. not playing mindgames and not being arrogant
2022-08-09 18:35
1 reply
+1
2022-08-12 01:32
- Thin - big ass, tiny waist - have similar taste in music, films and books - interested in philosophy, history, art and politics - not overly attached - good at sex - not racist, homophobic or transphobic - not religious - no fake hair, lashes, nails
2022-08-09 18:35
5 replies
Not racist ?
2022-08-09 18:39
Literally me
2022-08-09 18:40
Flag doesnt check out
2022-08-09 19:19
#113
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Japan baiting
never happening
2022-08-09 21:41
practically a feminist girl
2022-08-14 20:30
Not a manipulative psycho, not into astrology, sweet but feisty.
2022-08-09 18:37
14 replies
Hahaha - can relate to that list
2022-08-09 18:38
13 replies
Well if you wanna look at the other side of the fence lemme know... ;)
2022-08-09 18:39
12 replies
You honestly made me smile and blush at the same time :giggles: Ty :blushing:
2022-08-09 18:42
11 replies
Haha thought I'd be cheeky for once 😎 Hope your day is going well dear!
2022-08-09 18:43
10 replies
Hehe, it suits you well ;) It iiiis, yours too I hope?
2022-08-09 18:46
9 replies
Oh neat :D Yes mine is fine too :) mentally preparing myself for my next shifts with the hot days coming up
2022-08-09 18:49
8 replies
Oh no, that means a lot in and out of a hot car for you, right? Aircondition can't really cope with that :( You have my deepest sympathy
2022-08-09 18:52
7 replies
I always cycle so if there is a breeze I'm a little bit better :) some clients houses are alright but some get really hot and having to work in that heat is pretty killing.
2022-08-09 18:54
6 replies
#59
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Europe Vallon5(1)
Most woman conversation ever lmfao
2022-08-09 18:58
3 replies
Cool, enjoy))
2022-08-09 18:59
And you read every word, didn't you, naughty boy? ;)
2022-08-09 19:01
You are not supposed to eavesdrop Vallon!
2022-08-12 01:37
Ok. Just stay hydrated <3 I know you know, but... :)
2022-08-09 18:59
1 reply
Will do hun <3
2022-08-09 19:00
#29
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Turkey sonbafrali
my wife :) she is perfect
2022-08-09 18:37
6 replies
I agree she's decent
2022-08-09 18:55
#57
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Norway BijeaN
Yea she's the best.. we all love her
2022-08-09 18:58
can confirm, his wife is 10/10
2022-08-09 19:02
+999 my best ride so far. Beautiful wife he has.
2022-08-09 19:10
send her pic
2022-08-09 19:13
Mine is owners mom of #54 #57 #67 #87 #93
2022-08-09 19:18
6'4 220 pounds very muscular will hurt me.
2022-08-09 18:38
1 reply
your dream girl is snax 🤡
2022-08-10 08:09
#35
Calyx | 
Turkey zane_
asexual like me, we can be very good friends with her
2022-08-09 18:40
Is we talk about the look only: Eva Green, Zooey Deschanel, Natalia Oreiro and Rose Byrne. They are gorgeous!
2022-08-09 18:41
1) cute 2) not fat 3) horny 4) smart
2022-08-09 18:43
A nice Smile, personality and a link between us. Also optimally somewhat fit looking ig. Only 2 things that are important though is that she is nice to be around and her smile
2022-08-09 18:44
#49
AMANEK | 
United Kingdom JS14
Fat glasses red hair
2022-08-09 18:52
1 reply
Why change flag now? Explain!!
2022-08-10 19:14
Military_Girl
2022-08-09 18:53
3 replies
U mean my GF?
2022-08-09 19:08
2 replies
She's mine. Jon E confirmed already she wrote first to me.
2022-08-09 19:22
1 reply
She told me i was his first boyfriend
2022-08-09 19:24
The one and only whose name starts with D
2022-08-09 18:58
10 replies
#69
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Russia Vedoth
Dosia
2022-08-09 19:03
8 replies
starts with Da
2022-08-09 19:05
6 replies
#77
AMANEK | 
United Kingdom JS14
Danny
2022-08-09 19:07
Davice?
2022-08-09 19:09
Dasia?
2022-08-09 19:21
Rest in peace
2022-08-09 19:32
nijela yes we know now go rest in peace you will be avenged although i never liked you
2022-08-09 21:35
1 reply
he's unbanned
2022-08-09 22:53
+1
2022-08-09 19:06
#75
AMANEK | 
United Kingdom JS14
Danny
2022-08-09 19:07
To date, loyal To hook up with, be a ho
2022-08-09 19:10
Nice face Nice tits Nice ass not so thin (~52-55kg) not feigning
2022-08-09 19:12
2 replies
AHHAHAHAHAA #126
2022-08-09 23:17
1 reply
EZ answer
2022-08-09 23:20
someone who isn't toxic
2022-08-09 19:23
#101
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Georgia g3ks1
main - she loves me too second - clever and disciplined (im guy who like clear flat, where everything is on right place and when something is not correct i become crazy, now i live with parent (im 16) and I love my mom (she makes insane food, cleans flat and etc) but she put thing not on their places, and it makes me crazy and angry. She must be clever, cause i want to speak and discuss with my girlfriend, not only make sex. third - calm (im very calm guy, butg sometimes i become crazy and say things which i dont like, i lost near 10 friends cause this, thats why she must be calm to understand that im in berserk mode and need time to becomne normall.) last - same interests (its not most important, if you want to make up family with girl, cause all time you will spend to children, house, travales - 1 world (family), so not most important, but it would be insane to have girl with same interests.
2022-08-09 19:28
Anime gamer gf
2022-08-09 19:35
Bob + vagene but no deek.
2022-08-09 21:24
1 reply
but deek makes even tastier
2022-08-10 23:57
Talented, smart with a big heart, but does it really matter, no. She has to understand me and share opinions Btw anyone here who talks about looks a lot is a degen
2022-08-09 21:30
8 replies
#133
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CIS NaegeN
Would you date a fat whale? Even if it was your “soulmate” or whatever
2022-08-10 07:59
1 reply
Can’t be by soulmate if she is fat
2022-08-10 13:36
Aren't u supposed to describe perfect girl?? Looks are part of Ur ideal female obviously. Stop saying bs like that for hope of extra points
2022-08-10 13:46
5 replies
I don’t need extra points, in hltv lol, only degens talk about looks when it is obvious by itself. If you don’t get it, you’re the problem.
2022-08-10 13:53
4 replies
Everyone has different type so looks are not in any case obvious.
2022-08-10 14:38
3 replies
I don’t talk about looks, and if you think this is about points you’re wrong too.
2022-08-10 14:39
2 replies
why u want to say that every1 who talk about looks are "degens". Its about the ideal girl so looks are obviously part of that too, maybe not so important but they are still part of it. Either u want to seem like better person who dosnt care about looks when u talking about ur ideal female or u are asshole who is trying to bring every1 who mention looks down. I agree with you 100% that looks are not even closely as important, but if we are talking about ideal girl obviously every1 is allowed to mention how they look without being flamed from it.
2022-08-10 16:39
1 reply
I will say this: I have to like her looks. But that’s nothing special if I like her character. Character = looks. If you don’t understand my point you’re lost.
2022-08-14 01:35
Is much smarter than me and is cracked at the piano
2022-08-09 21:31
idk, whenever I find one that isnt crazy, then I feel quite happy I guess
2022-08-09 22:33
My girl
2022-08-09 22:54
Nice ass + Ferrari pussy
2022-08-09 22:57
my gf except she doesnt disappear when i take my pills
2022-08-09 23:00
2 replies
#132
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CIS NaegeN
Oof
2022-08-10 07:58
website checks out
2022-08-10 19:25
The one that is loyal and shaves
2022-08-09 23:01
I had her... hairy Italian supermodel
2022-08-09 23:06
2 replies
#131
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CIS NaegeN
32k/month?
2022-08-10 07:58
1 reply
#158
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Czech Republic Sarkod
yes she was part-time dj
2022-08-10 17:00
- Is a girl (optional)
2022-08-09 23:08
anne hathaway but not mentally retarded
2022-08-09 23:19
Idk exactly. I'll know it when I meet her.
2022-08-10 13:39
Brunette 165cm pretty face. Smart, loyal and isn't afraid to tell the truth + same interests
2022-08-10 13:44
girl with Back Boobs
2022-08-10 13:42
3 replies
what? a camel?
2022-08-10 23:58
2 replies
2022-08-11 00:10
1 reply
wtff
2022-08-14 20:35
kind, good with animals and kids, smart, non smoker. Otherwise it's a deal breaker for me. bonus points: pretty, slim
2022-08-10 13:42
blonde, tall and nice legs/ass pretty face but with nice facial structures not like these round-face kinda cute selena gomez look alikes.
2022-08-10 16:47
fat ass, tiny boobs, she likes guys with tattoos, ice coffee, hits her vape
2022-08-10 17:10
4 replies
#162
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CIS NaegeN
why tiny boobs
2022-08-10 19:06
3 replies
its a song
2022-08-10 19:29
2 replies
#171
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CIS NaegeN
Link?
2022-08-10 23:36
1 reply
2022-08-11 07:07
strong assertive loyal fun if this is met, every flaw she could have doesnt matter to me luckily I have met such a girlieee already
2022-08-10 19:22
blonde blue eyes
2022-08-10 19:22
my girlfriend obviously
2022-08-10 19:23
egirl, daddy kink
2022-08-10 23:37
#174
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Guatemala ChurchGuy
Skinny but thicc ass and big boobas
2022-08-10 23:49
someone who is nice and will love me back
2022-08-10 23:58
Booba
2022-08-10 23:59
#184
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Brazil NiceFox7
That love me!
2022-08-11 00:08
I'll take a loyal one, the one that will stick with you through your worst and your best.. The one that will see me as an only one, not as just an option..
2022-08-11 07:13
someone I find physically attractive and isn't super clingy
2022-08-11 14:16
#195
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Sweden EntonXD
"-magazine cover model but with a fat ass and things that make her feel pretty like fake nails and --hair are a no-go -my interests and no other -hobby being a personal slave -does not hurt my ego by being taller or make moree money than me -emotionless except happy -always wears makeup -every single positive trait left over -very attached to me but also not attached to me -good at sex"
2022-08-11 23:22
Her name does start with D
2022-08-14 20:21
2 replies
#214
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Germany _car
So you want her to have a D?
2022-08-14 22:12
1 reply
"D" is the first letter in her name yeah
2022-08-14 22:54
#203
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Ukraine I_say_Ok
10k comments on hltv
2022-08-14 20:23
1 reply
+1 instant wife material
2022-08-14 20:42
Definitely: >not have a penis >not be a feminist
2022-08-14 20:36
a little shy maybe smaller than me, maybe 1.60m? It doesn't matter what race but preferably from a russian speaking count. or an asian count. I prefer a little curvy over fat/thin glasses r a turnoff hygenic she doesnt have to be a model lol but attractive in my eyes
2022-08-14 20:39
big boobs big eyes long hair nice teeth good waist to hip ratio good leg to torso length ratio smart likes things beyond popular music and tv, disney, etc. can have a conversation about interesting shit like history, politics, world news, philosophy, religion, science, technology chill personality and introverted anti-consumerist makes enough money to support herself doesnt want kids nice family good sex drive and not prudish
2022-08-14 20:58
Andrew Tate with long hair
2022-08-14 22:12
hot girl
2022-08-14 23:46
my girl /closed
2022-08-15 17:35
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