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TRIED TO STEAL MY BIKE
JW | 
Netherlands whycrycry 
Lol yesterday someone tried to steal my bike and failed, my lock was broken though. first time someone tried to steal my bike as far as i know, bike looks like crack so i figured no1 will ever try. THX BREDA
2022-08-11 10:23
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#1
JW | 
Netherlands whycrycry
to clear things up, the lock was still locked so i had to cut it open (keys just didnt work anymore)
2022-08-11 10:24
No one stole my bike, I just went out to the rack to get it for the ride home one day and the rear wheel was bent at a 90 degree angle like an L shape. Idk wtf that even was or how they did it. Waste my goddamn time and theirs.
2022-08-11 10:25
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#3
JW | 
Netherlands whycrycry
holy shit, i can think of one thing. was it very crowded with bikes? it sometimes happen that bikes get stuck in eachother and people just kick the living shit out of them to get them out.
2022-08-11 10:26
5 replies
Nah, the bike area was usually empty. High foot-traffic but people didn't ride bikes a lot. Train station was right behind the building, but I don't go that way. In an interesting turn of events, I would've thought someone hit it with something, just steering poorly, BUT, I put it on the side of the bike rack that was facing the wall of the building, not the side facing the parking lot. Clearance behind the bike, to the wall of the building, was maybe 3 feet. Looked like it might have been rammed (repeatedly) with a shopping cart, but why honestly? I'm over bikes. I just hoof it wherever I need to go. And if I can't walk it, I don't need it! A nice 1-2hr walk occasionally is very underrated though. Good time for thinking/meditating on some kind of subject.
2022-08-11 10:32
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#6
JW | 
Netherlands whycrycry
yeah bike for me is very important so i cant just not bike anymore, i can bike pretty much anywhere i need to go unless im going on a daytrip or something. also if i am drunk i need to bike home walking is a bit too far
2022-08-11 10:35
3 replies
Man I wouldn't wanna bike drunk I think it would end disastrously lol. "I bet I can beat that light, look how fast I can peddle, left foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, face pavement, where am I? Hello offificer" monkaW
2022-08-11 10:37
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Dutch roads are so fucking safe, we are trained to drive around fucking idiots on bikes. the only real danger is falling off and scooters. but is super super drunk walking is best yes
2022-08-11 10:45
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+1 i'd rather go slow on the bike when drunk and take 40 min to get home than go on a 1.30-2h walk drunk
2022-08-11 19:41
Atleast they didn't manage to steal it :)
2022-08-11 10:28
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#7
JW | 
Netherlands whycrycry
now i have a 9euro lock though wack
2022-08-11 10:35
5 replies
But you said your bike looks like crack. So a 9 euro lock that's wack is okay? :D
2022-08-11 10:38
4 replies
Should be but now im confused because i never imagined someone would try and yet they did.
2022-08-11 10:45
3 replies
They probably thought a quick grab and run. Better looking bikes are not always popular to grab because of better locks etc.
2022-08-11 10:48
2 replies
you used to steal bikes why yknow so much
2022-08-11 16:17
1 reply
Nah just things you learn over here, my bike has been stolen before.
2022-08-11 16:36
is bike theft common in the Netherlands?
2022-08-11 10:35
30 replies
Yes
2022-08-11 10:37
24 replies
and is ur country really that flat? ive seen pictures like have you guys never been up a hill?
2022-08-11 10:38
4 replies
Our 'hills' are laughable indeed. We are very flat :) Although in the province Limburg they can somewhat mention hills a little bit more.
2022-08-11 10:39
3 replies
i live close to Limburg, the german one tho
2022-08-11 20:32
2 replies
Nice))
2022-08-11 20:31
1 reply
thats where the "berg" is coming from i assume :)
2022-08-11 20:32
and is the average height ACTUALLY 183cm like wtf how is that average
2022-08-11 10:38
18 replies
For men I think that's the average yeah, just the way it is :D
2022-08-11 10:40
17 replies
id feel so short there omg
2022-08-11 10:42
16 replies
I guess we'd have the same thing over there, just feel absurdly tall.
2022-08-11 10:43
15 replies
this might come across as a dumb question but then are sports like volleyball and basketball bigger just because of the height advantage?
2022-08-11 10:44
14 replies
Weirdly I don't think they are that popular. I did play basketball for about 9 years in total but it wasn't the most popular. Football always was.
2022-08-11 10:45
13 replies
ooh what position?
2022-08-11 11:00
11 replies
I was center :)
2022-08-11 11:02
10 replies
jeez how tall? u mustve been pretty strong too?
2022-08-11 11:04
3 replies
At some point we had 3 fairly tall girls. We were all around 1.75m Been told I'm quite strong yes. Guess that did come in handy back then :D
2022-08-11 11:11
2 replies
nice, I played shooting guard but korean basketball is dead
2022-08-11 11:11
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I remember this one girl though, she was proper scary from another team we played against. I think she was 1.80m and would buldoze her way through. Was particularly fun when she failed and she got very mad xD Also sad :/ I do miss basketball sometimes still :/
2022-08-11 11:13
WTFFFFFFFF YOU ARE 1.95 THAN
2022-08-11 11:05
5 replies
Lol no, just 1.75m
2022-08-11 11:10
4 replies
You are taller than WTFFFFF GONNA KMS
2022-08-11 11:32
3 replies
Height is not important chill
2022-08-11 11:42
2 replies
Important for %90 of Turkish girls All they want is +1.85 bf even tho they are 1.55 midget kekw
2022-08-11 11:45
1 reply
Find a normal woman. Honestly I always see guys worry about it more than girls (here anyway)
2022-08-11 11:46
ur best player is well known for being tal af too
2022-08-11 11:00
very very common since there are so many and they can be quite expensive
2022-08-11 10:46
4 replies
So many what ? Migrants ?
2022-08-11 11:03
3 replies
top 10 jokes
2022-08-11 11:04
2 replies
Fun fact im from 3rd world myself kekw
2022-08-11 11:05
1 reply
top 10 comebacks
2022-08-11 11:11
i knew you were dutch before even seeing flag
2022-08-11 10:37
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wrong comment
2022-08-11 10:42
16 replies
Being tall is not a winning evolutionary strategy my friend. don't let the media fool you. being short is the superior physique in every sense
2022-08-11 10:43
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nt
2022-08-11 10:44
14 replies
well beign too tall sucks i hear from a lot of people. being 190+ isnt that great like here its doable but at certain hights products are not for ur size and especially in other countries its not made for tall people. Im not tall :p im only like 178
2022-08-11 10:48
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i just wanna be 190
2022-08-11 11:04
12 replies
you dont, likely back problems, too tall for many places too big for most beds really a lot of downsides.
2022-08-11 11:08
11 replies
better than 5'10 D:
2022-08-11 11:10
9 replies
how ur fcking tall for korea
2022-08-11 11:18
1 reply
i wish
2022-08-11 16:15
#81
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Sweden elyeet
bro I'm 175 and couldn't be any happier (think is just below 5'10 maybe like 5'9¾) it's awesome
2022-08-11 22:31
5'10 is good height, you're not too short and not too tall either.
2022-08-11 22:43
5 replies
nah not here
2022-08-11 23:29
4 replies
So are you like short among your friends or peers? Cuz im 6 feet and when i was in school it was a pretty avg height like a lot of students were around my height but a lot of them were small too like 5.6 or 5.7. but when i go out in public like metro(subway) im usually taller than everyone
2022-08-11 23:54
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im short in public for sure definitely i cant compare with peers or friends tho
2022-08-12 12:49
2 replies
Damn koreans are tall ig, i thought koreans were small
2022-08-12 14:25
1 reply
we are the tallest in Asia
2022-08-12 15:15
Can confirm, have back problems at 189 cm, though probably my own fault for not stretching
2022-08-11 19:02
I want GPS hidden in my bike, when it gets stolen, I can at least have some fun with it. I recently watched a German YouTube video where they fitted 2 biked with GPS and waited for them to get stolen. One was taken by a bum and it ended up disappearing 400 km away in Frankfurt and they also lost track of another one, because it was apparently in a building and they couldn't enter it without any proof, lol (signal was too bad to exactly spot the bike). So yeah, great field test. Anyways, since you are Dutch, remember this video? youtube.com/watch?v=NpN9NzO4Mo8
2022-08-11 10:42
1 reply
i know the video yes
2022-08-11 10:49
someone stole my bicycle's seat two summers ago, feels bad man
2022-08-11 11:11
1 reply
same bro... just the seat.. hahaa i then sat on this thing to carry baggage to drive home
2022-08-11 11:17
1 reply
nice bike
2022-08-11 14:42
youtu.be/vv63MHPudrs You should do something like this
2022-08-11 16:47
1 reply
netherlands flat mens
2022-08-11 17:10
#60
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Netherlands Lasarius
oof i feel you
2022-08-11 16:51
#62
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Europe Vallon5(1)
Really? No one? Fine... youtube.com/watch?v=vebFZ4HzXEM
2022-08-11 16:57
#64
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Brazil ricca
when i was like 8 some favela dude tried to steal my bike when i was leaving a grocery store... [redacted] dude started running behind me trying to get the bike but i managed to cycle faster than the [redacted] he didn't get the bike, but i lost 10 packs of world cup stickers, never bought any albums after that, fucking [redacted] made me have a trauma of that shit god i hate this guy very much until this day
2022-08-11 17:18
You just steal another ones bike after. Basically no bike is yours nor anyones. Everyone steals from each other and nobody can complaon about not having a bike
2022-08-11 17:24
2 replies
i did infact use another bike to get home since it was the only way for me to get home (3am) put it back same spot today after collecting tools and took my bike home
2022-08-11 17:28
1 reply
That's how it should be done hahah my man
2022-08-11 17:35
Lol i know that feel
2022-08-11 17:27
well you deserve it, less trolling on hltv forums, and nobody will try to steal your bike, it was me
2022-08-11 17:38
2 replies
Crossed the border to give him a life lesson and then come back after 15min what a chad
2022-08-11 17:42
i dont troll
2022-08-11 17:52
#73
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Denmark flapdur
It´s been 4 years since I had a bike stolen (Copenhagen), but before that one was stolen every 2-3 years. Today I drive a very discreet dark green boring looking bike, but ironically it´s a 1000 Euro bike and the best I ever had. Just not flashy.
2022-08-11 19:10
sry it was me i needed a bike to home
2022-08-11 19:13
U had a ulock or nah
2022-08-11 22:06
just typical netherland things
2022-08-12 14:26
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