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Zeus | 
Australia NoLeS 
Scenario 1 You have to outfrag syrsoN. But on LAN (rest of team are random 2.5k ELO players) Scenario 2 You have to last as IGL in G2 for at least 3 months Scenario 3 You have to find dev1ce by the end of the year Scenario 4 You are AWPer on Astralis. If gla1ve picks up AWP even once before end of the year you lose Scenario 5 You have to fight the entire Heroic team, all at once (until either side is incapacitated) if you lose any scenario you die a highly painful and prolonged death. Which do you go with?
2022-09-09 18:31
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#1
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France weedwalker
Scenario 6 NoLeS making shit threads
2022-09-09 18:32
16 replies
I don't remember anyone here asking for your opinion about anything Edit: Nice name tho
2022-09-09 18:34
3 replies
#9
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Australia Joe_King
I did, what are you gonna do about it
2022-09-09 18:34
1 reply
Proof or u lying
2022-09-09 18:35
i asked myself
2022-09-24 01:14
#6
Zeus | 
Australia NoLeS
There are only the 5 options
2022-09-09 18:33
Cap. NoLeS is one of the better and entertaning HLTV users.
2022-09-24 00:55
1 reply
+1
2022-09-24 13:35
Scenario 7 You have to get good at CSGO but you cannot use cheats
2022-09-24 01:08
8 replies
#55
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France weedwalker
mad because you are stuck in low elo hell and im about to go pro lol
2022-09-24 13:05
7 replies
nah I'm good, I don't dream of going pro, but if I was working towards that I for sure wouldn't cheat to get there (but that's just me...)
2022-09-24 13:29
6 replies
#57
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France weedwalker
you wouldn't make it even if you went for it.
2022-09-24 13:30
5 replies
lot of trashtalk from someone who went for it and hasn't made it
2022-09-24 13:37
4 replies
#70
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France weedwalker
im 17 and 3600 elo in just 4 years, try me
2022-09-24 13:42
3 replies
ok I'll change my mind when you'll have an HLTV player profile feel free to bookmark anything and prove me wrong when that happens
2022-09-24 13:45
2 replies
#72
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France weedwalker
no i dont care about you
2022-09-24 13:46
1 reply
maybe one of the few things we have in common :)
2022-09-24 13:46
Scenario 1-3 are easy
2022-09-09 18:32
5 replies
3?
2022-09-09 19:13
4 replies
Just check his gf stories and u know where he is. Kinda easy
2022-09-09 19:49
3 replies
it is implied that he is being held in NiP's basement. you will have to go through the security (aleksib, rez, hampus, brollan and plopski -substitute) to get to him. es3tag is also being held captive
2022-09-09 20:58
2 replies
#51
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Tajikistan zyzzQA4
xDD
2022-09-24 01:17
but you don't need to get him, just find
2022-09-24 13:32
#3
l | 
Germany _car
I go with 3 for sure
2022-09-09 18:32
1 reply
+1 My flair, obv.
2022-09-24 00:57
#4
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United States DudeFromUSA
for scenario 5 what can I equip myself with? Can I disguise myself as a heroic stand-in and then silently take them all out Agent 47 style?
2022-09-09 18:33
2 replies
#8
Zeus | 
Australia NoLeS
unarmed, but they don't recognise you as hostile threat until you've decked the first guy
2022-09-09 18:33
1 reply
then you should knock off cadian and rest will be kinda ez
2022-09-24 13:47
#7
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Brazil ricca
scenario 5 for me im bjj blue belt and i did taekwondo as a kid they cant with me 😎
2022-09-09 18:33
1 reply
Yeah I'm going with scenario 5 because I'm assuming it's a physical fight. That's the only way I'm surviving. I'll take on the little danes
2022-09-24 13:34
scenario 5 easy theyre all femboys
2022-09-09 18:34
4 replies
he said heroic not cloud 9
2022-09-09 18:38
3 replies
#41
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Serbia DjapeZ
2022-09-24 00:59
2 replies
Bro wtf ??????????? Is this real ?
2022-09-24 13:36
1 reply
#68
l | 
Germany _car
Ofc it is
2022-09-24 13:36
#11
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Bangladesh ImpacT_
1 looks so free
2022-09-09 18:34
5
2022-09-09 18:34
What an idiotic thread
2022-09-09 18:35
ahahah id stick with 5
2022-09-09 18:38
context on heroic? did they lose a 1v5 or sth?
2022-09-09 18:41
#18
FASHR | 
France Ansi
i will have a scenario 4 please, ive got some things i wanna say to BennieF...
2022-09-09 18:41
scenario 2
2022-09-09 19:15
#22
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North America Shehp
If I'm doing number 5 I need to know where it's gonna be taking place because if it's at like a stadium while cadian is yelling at the other team I'll just drag jabbi backstage and snap his neck and nobody will notice until 2 minutes later and then I'll have a slightly more winnable 1v4 because they still dont know who did what
2022-09-09 20:02
scenario 4 ez, im actually good at awp not like farlig and lucky
2022-09-09 20:03
I’ll find device no problem. But 1) is possible too :D he is not that good on lan.
2022-09-09 20:04
1 reply
#25 3 is best choice
2022-09-09 20:07
Scenario 3 is easy because he plays faceit all day anyways. EZ living
2022-09-09 20:06
scenario 2: i give niko anti choke medicine (meth) before every match 2 majors later he dies :(. Later someone will make a thread how i am the best IGL.
2022-09-09 21:02
i don t care my life, it was a gift, so i used it very well.
2022-09-09 21:04
#34
clowN | 
Other w0rId
scenario 3, just look at his Instagram
2022-09-24 00:49
Scenario 5 definitely, snap all their wrists
2022-09-24 00:53
Ill take 5, did MMA and boxing for about 10 years, think I can chin them all pretty fast.
2022-09-24 00:54
3 replies
#42
clowN | 
Other w0rId
you have literally no chances vs jabbi
2022-09-24 01:02
1 reply
I'd be scared of hurting him, I think Ill just put him down gently.
2022-09-24 01:20
jabbi is gonna crush you, no doubt. he is as fast as a weasel, as strong as a bear and sharp minded like an eagle. BEWARE OF THE BEAST
2022-09-24 01:18
#39
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Poland BAN_ANIME
scenario 2 niko go kill ez
2022-09-24 00:57
2, just drop awp to m0nesy and let him and niko play
2022-09-24 00:58
Prob nr.2 XD That would be best team based on timings XD Kinda Karrigan style of IGL but with God K/D
2022-09-24 01:06
I would fight the entire heroic team as when they start to sweat their fucking spaghetti arms will all go noodly.
2022-09-24 01:07
do you also have to fight xizt for scenario 5?
2022-09-24 01:10
#47
RpK | 
France HippzZ
Scenario 2
2022-09-24 01:11
3rd one for sure could just pay a private investigator to find him for me
2022-09-24 01:13
scenario 3 seems the easiest. Take out a loan, pay a PI to find wherice device is, text him on his personal number, ez game
2022-09-24 01:14
Gamba? Stake.us
2022-09-24 01:22
Scenario 3. Easy with money.
2022-09-24 13:31
scenario 5 ofc im a strong lumberjack grown on himalaya mountains
2022-09-24 13:33
#62
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Australia B_Tannen
2 EASY.
2022-09-24 13:34
1 or 2, with 2 being highly realistic because I could just tell Carlos that I'll literally die if they kick me and he'll let me stay
2022-09-24 13:35
I think 5 is easiest. The only one who might give you problems is Jabbi because it would be hard to get a clean knock on his jaw for the 1-tap.
2022-09-24 13:35
Great and creative thread , bumped and I'll go with scenario 2
2022-09-24 13:36
#74
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Canada MiLkBaGzz
scenario 3 I mean I know hes in copenhagen cant be that hard scenario 2 im literally the best IGL in NA so fuck it
2022-09-24 13:47
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