1 reply
mine
13 replies
12 replies
nt KrimzIsBald alt
11 replies
Damn you forgot to change accounts
7 replies
Lmao
#13 bro
no i didn't. he is one of my alt accounts i just want to let everyone know that
4 replies
Wtf alt accs are not allowed in jonathan secured hltv. cya in 10
3 replies
mens pls((
1 reply
In the printed hltv manual and rulebook.
Lol
Very_nice_danish_guy because he isn't actually very nice he was being really mean to me yesterday
4 replies
very_mean_danish_guy
1 reply
I know right his name screams meanness.
Hahahah :D
The respecter ones
Bambusbjorn
mine
BileDani
2 replies
Why is that good? Are you aware the guy this name refers to is a finnish streamer, famous for being in some reality shows years ago. Streams mostly slots or below average csgo gameplay, bad and boring content overall.
1 reply
good meme
DELUSIONAL_JKS_FAN
5 replies
Stop naming your alt.
rip alt
3 replies
I am the law
2 replies
hobbit_1_major_lotr_0_major
9 replies
Based and lmaopilled
1 reply
Not sure what that means!
Everything with bait or x_0_major_y_60_major :D
sinners_1_oskar_lotr_17_oscar
1 reply
+1
Lol xD
not yours thats for sure
1 reply
mine (kinda old sorry havent post for 2 years)
You shouldn't name yourself as something funny, people will never respect you or your opinion.
1 reply
he speaks from much experience
Mine obvs
Cryzilian
Sternburg_Export probably has the best Name+Flair combination on the entire site
6 replies
What is the flair?
5 replies
Wiszla Krakow
4 replies
AnimeWarlord
5 replies
true
4 replies
3 replies
who are you? XD
2 replies
1 reply
Sovsem rehnulsya chto-li?
They wanna be carti
1 reply
-1
eating burgir ist a pretty funny name
4 replies
Danke friendlymathsteacher, yours is also funny
2 replies
1 reply
A dear friend of mine suggested it. And you?
xaxaxaxaxax +1
1 reply
Nt eestu
1 reply
Yes I would love to
mine
3 replies
eating_burgir and godofsilent
4 replies
People might think that they are alt accounts
3 replies
nt bro alt accounts are not allowed on hltv)
2 replies
nt eating_burgir
1 reply
Bro, come on.
1 reply
+1
Peruse the many on my profile. :)
My username kind of sucks, it's just my nickname and unique code.
3 replies
sir, I have noticed that you do not have a cook on your profile. I have twenty years of experience as an hltv cook for private users and would be more than qualified to handle your hltv nutritional needs. as proof of experience, take this for free
imgur.com/t/food/MyhozYo
1 reply
A cook, eh?
Sounds intriguing.
cement_smoker
10 replies
*I_smoke_cement
9 replies
Lmao that is indeed funny
8 replies
As a paramedic I need to strongly discourage any plans or attempts to smoke cement
7 replies
Whoops, thanks for warning on time. I was just about to roll one
6 replies
Btw, when you aren’t eating_burgir, do you also enjoy eating_vindaloo from time to time?
5 replies
Hey, sorry for the late reply. I only eat burgir. But I do enjoy vindaloo as well.
Why do you ask?
4 replies
I just had a really good Vindaloo yesterday and was wondering if other HLTV users consider themselves Vindaloo Enjoyers too
3 replies
So your saying you're vindaloo enjoyer?
2 replies
Wdym it’s not possible to have Alts on HLTV
1 reply
Oh, I didn't know that. I'm kinda new here
Rip George Washington
Mine is triggering a lot of ppl. Mainly those who don't get it. So I guess that's some hltv points there or whatever
1 reply
I don't get it, but doesn't trigger me
ok
3 replies
I_bhop_to_school
I_flashbang_kids
I_kz_up_the_corporate_ladder
2 replies
LMAO do these actually exist
1 reply
hltv.org/profile/875733/i-bhop-to-school
hltv.org/profile/1061303/i-kz-up-the-cor..
Couldn't find the second one
Lettuce (im not lettuce btw)
4 replies
Only the original though
That's exactly what lettuce would say
Never_gonna_give_you_AWP.
Sla1ve, JangoUnbrained, ALEKSIB_HAIR_ASSISTANT, and OliverWojtek
I bhop to connector/ x 1 major y 0 major
1 reply
I_flashbang_kids as well
i_play_b_rotation
2 replies
Goat username just like the user
1 reply
frfr, miss him big time
schizoid thread with people posting with their alt and responding with their shitty main accounts
16 replies
Sounds like projecting
7 replies
sounds like you don't know what that word means
6 replies
Maybe.
Or you are projecting.
5 replies
stop arguing with yourself
2 replies
Nt I don’t have Alts
1 reply
cant have t if you are the alt
thank you for confirming that you have no idea.
1 reply
Yeah now I really think you are projecting
It's quite easy to see who are alts and not after a while.
1 reply
doubt
Or... users are posting what they think the best username is?
I didn't realise such a concept was alien to you.
4 replies
riiiiiiight. these threads are made just about every day. it's known that tons of people use alts. use your context clues.
3 replies
They aren't made that often because threads like these don't have a long shelf-life.
Take your own advice.
Alternate accounts are assumed, not guaranteed.
2 replies
I didn't know alts were such an alien concept to you
take your own advice
1 reply
They aren't because I treat alternate accounts exactly how they're supposed to be treated.
The possibility that the users are not alternate accounts is just as likely, of course.
i dont know i think mine is good
4 replies
xaxaxa +1
Haha that's true
+1 its both funny and clever
mine ofc
Mine
2 replies
It’s genuinely really good
1 reply
Thanks!
I've always liked yours too. I originally incorrectly assumed it was a reference to Django unchained
ALEKSIB_HAIR_ASSISTANT
maybe some other ones i cant think of but actually had a good laugh from looking at them
1 reply
The one you mentioned is neither funny nor interesting. What do you like about it?
FlagChecksOut bestest username :)))))
volvo_is_making_lots_of_money
1 reply
Goat name, just like the user
mine
5 replies
2 replies
I'm unsure about everything, do you like me?
I like your username, but everytime I read it, I feel like you hate me
mine
Mine... its a no brainer
mine noobs
VeryNiceGuy, Happy_2_major_NiKo_0_major are goated, the rest are shit
2 replies
Woah! Wouldn't have spotted that if you hadn't said. Nice mens)))
Nice
ALEKSB_HAIRASSISTANT
gawr_gura
me sad((
every Veryxguy
i think me and that VeryCatholicGuy who sometimes becomes a lettuce are the last ones on this site rest got banned or MIA
kekw
2 replies
VeryCatholicGuy reporting for duty!
Ps: lettuce and I are two different users.
1 reply
Sure
i_sleep_when_im_sad
1 reply
hmmmmmm
either mine or MilitaryBoy
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