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what are the best usernames u saw on hltv mens))
2022-12-07 10:09
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#1
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England BobDude65
Mine And the Jamyoung ones are pretty funny
2022-12-07 10:10
1 reply
+1
2022-12-07 16:37
mine
2022-12-07 10:10
13 replies
#4
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England BobDude65
+1 yours is actually really funny
2022-12-07 10:12
12 replies
nt KrimzIsBald alt
2022-12-07 10:13
11 replies
Damn you forgot to change accounts
2022-12-07 10:20
7 replies
Lmao
2022-12-07 12:34
#13 bro
2022-12-07 17:10
no i didn't. he is one of my alt accounts i just want to let everyone know that
2022-12-08 09:58
4 replies
Wtf alt accs are not allowed in jonathan secured hltv. cya in 10
2022-12-08 10:28
3 replies
mens pls((
2022-12-08 10:29
#183
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Germany Kevnn
Where does it say that alts are forbidden?
2022-12-08 12:26
1 reply
In the printed hltv manual and rulebook.
2022-12-08 12:43
Damn you forgot to change accounts LMAO
2022-12-07 11:37
1 reply
#97
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Thailand new!
gottem
2022-12-07 17:09
Lol
2022-12-08 01:26
#3
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Australia walmartlol
Very_nice_danish_guy because he isn't actually very nice he was being really mean to me yesterday
2022-12-07 10:12
4 replies
very_mean_danish_guy
2022-12-07 10:13
#155
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Sweden Cveta
Yes his name is a scam ain’t nothing nice about him.
2022-12-08 07:51
1 reply
I know right his name screams meanness.
2022-12-08 08:32
Hahahah :D
2022-12-08 09:48
The respecter ones
2022-12-07 10:13
Bambusbjorn
2022-12-07 10:13
mine
2022-12-07 10:14
BileDani
2022-12-07 10:14
2 replies
Why is that good? Are you aware the guy this name refers to is a finnish streamer, famous for being in some reality shows years ago. Streams mostly slots or below average csgo gameplay, bad and boring content overall.
2022-12-07 10:22
1 reply
good meme
2022-12-07 13:58
DELUSIONAL_JKS_FAN
2022-12-07 10:15
5 replies
nt SPUNJ
2022-12-07 10:21
flag
2022-12-07 10:21
1 reply
irrelevant to the discussion
2022-12-07 11:29
Stop naming your alt.
2022-12-07 11:35
rip alt
2022-12-07 16:57
#12
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Libya Planum
I am the one
2022-12-07 10:18
3 replies
I am the law
2022-12-08 01:58
2 replies
nice name
2022-12-08 09:27
1 reply
ty <3
2022-12-08 16:37
hobbit_1_major_lotr_0_major
2022-12-07 10:21
9 replies
Based and lmaopilled
2022-12-07 11:36
1 reply
Not sure what that means!
2022-12-07 11:38
+1
2022-12-07 11:40
#144
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Netherlands SpiceNut
+1 goated
2022-12-08 06:19
Everything with bait or x_0_major_y_60_major :D
2022-12-08 09:55
+9
2022-12-08 12:50
sinners_1_oskar_lotr_17_oscar
2022-12-08 12:52
1 reply
+1
2022-12-08 13:45
Lol xD
2022-12-14 10:24
#18
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Other b(^_^)d
w0rld with clown as a flair and Wuhan with virus as a flair (rip)
2022-12-07 10:23
1 reply
also pop21k with lolli as flair
2022-12-07 15:09
not yours thats for sure
2022-12-07 10:22
1 reply
cringe
2022-12-07 10:24
#20
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Czech Republic Solace_
mine is the best obviously
2022-12-07 10:23
mine (kinda old sorry havent post for 2 years)
2022-12-07 10:24
You shouldn't name yourself as something funny, people will never respect you or your opinion.
2022-12-07 10:25
1 reply
he speaks from much experience
2022-12-07 10:26
Mine obvs
2022-12-07 10:26
Cryzilian
2022-12-07 10:34
Sternburg_Export probably has the best Name+Flair combination on the entire site
2022-12-07 10:42
6 replies
What is the flair?
2022-12-07 11:36
5 replies
Wiszla Krakow
2022-12-07 11:41
4 replies
Can't say that I understand it :/
2022-12-07 12:01
1 reply
imgur.com/a/iduGRAv Maybe this helps
2022-12-07 13:08
#185
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Poland shima1
Wisla there is no Z in there
2022-12-08 12:46
1 reply
My bad
2022-12-08 14:30
AnimeWarlord
2022-12-07 10:44
5 replies
true
2022-12-07 12:25
4 replies
#152
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Europe Khanan
No way, you’re just cringe sorry
2022-12-08 07:49
3 replies
who are you? XD
2022-12-08 09:18
2 replies
#175
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Europe Khanan
I know what you’re second account is now, cool
2022-12-08 09:53
1 reply
Sovsem rehnulsya chto-li?
2022-12-08 12:03
They wanna be carti
2022-12-07 10:45
1 reply
-1
2022-12-08 07:53
#30
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Norway nuee
mine
2022-12-07 10:48
eating burgir ist a pretty funny name
2022-12-07 11:39
4 replies
Danke friendlymathsteacher, yours is also funny
2022-12-07 12:02
2 replies
howd u come up with ur name?
2022-12-08 09:25
1 reply
A dear friend of mine suggested it. And you?
2022-12-08 09:34
xaxaxaxaxax +1
2022-12-07 22:20
#39
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Finland krep
Mine
2022-12-07 11:41
I'm yet to see a funny name on hltv
2022-12-07 11:44
1 reply
Nt eestu
2022-12-07 22:29
#43
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Finland PiapA
VisitMySauna))
2022-12-07 11:58
1 reply
Yes I would love to
2022-12-07 22:21
#46
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Kosovo riphy
potatomato
2022-12-07 12:02
mine
2022-12-07 12:04
My name is the bestest ever. Whats cooler than a non-binary banana?
2022-12-07 12:24
3 replies
Everything
2022-12-14 10:26
2 replies
Cringe
2022-12-14 10:43
1 reply
0/7
2022-12-14 11:23
eating_burgir and godofsilent
2022-12-07 12:30
4 replies
People might think that they are alt accounts
2022-12-07 13:39
3 replies
nt bro alt accounts are not allowed on hltv)
2022-12-07 13:40
2 replies
nt eating_burgir
2022-12-07 17:14
1 reply
Bro, come on.
2022-12-07 22:29
ZinedineZywoo by far the best :D
2022-12-07 12:31
1 reply
+1
2022-12-08 08:34
not alot into usernames , but can say mine is ass
2022-12-07 12:32
#54
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Estonia conly
mine is the best one and dont even challenge :p
2022-12-07 12:35
#58
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Peruse the many on my profile. :) My username kind of sucks, it's just my nickname and unique code.
2022-12-07 13:46
3 replies
#153
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Europe Khanan
It’s fine
2022-12-08 07:50
#195
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United States codgun
sir, I have noticed that you do not have a cook on your profile. I have twenty years of experience as an hltv cook for private users and would be more than qualified to handle your hltv nutritional needs. as proof of experience, take this for free imgur.com/t/food/MyhozYo
2022-12-08 17:38
1 reply
A cook, eh? Sounds intriguing.
2022-12-08 18:05
cement_smoker
2022-12-07 13:48
10 replies
*I_smoke_cement
2022-12-07 15:01
9 replies
Lmao that is indeed funny
2022-12-07 22:28
8 replies
As a paramedic I need to strongly discourage any plans or attempts to smoke cement
2022-12-07 22:29
7 replies
Whoops, thanks for warning on time. I was just about to roll one
2022-12-07 22:34
6 replies
Btw, when you aren’t eating_burgir, do you also enjoy eating_vindaloo from time to time?
2022-12-07 22:35
5 replies
Hey, sorry for the late reply. I only eat burgir. But I do enjoy vindaloo as well. Why do you ask?
2022-12-08 04:48
4 replies
I just had a really good Vindaloo yesterday and was wondering if other HLTV users consider themselves Vindaloo Enjoyers too
2022-12-08 06:14
3 replies
So your saying you're vindaloo enjoyer?
2022-12-08 06:29
2 replies
Wdym it’s not possible to have Alts on HLTV
2022-12-08 07:42
1 reply
Oh, I didn't know that. I'm kinda new here
2022-12-08 07:51
Rip George Washington
2022-12-07 13:50
Mine is triggering a lot of ppl. Mainly those who don't get it. So I guess that's some hltv points there or whatever
2022-12-07 13:51
1 reply
I don't get it, but doesn't trigger me
2022-12-07 22:28
#62
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Finland samuuu38
sotajumalabozwanasta is one of my favorites
2022-12-07 13:52
ok
2022-12-07 14:00
#65
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Italy alastt27
I remember a guy had a nickname like "bhoping_through_hltv" or something like that. really funny
2022-12-07 14:04
3 replies
I_bhop_to_school I_flashbang_kids I_kz_up_the_corporate_ladder
2022-12-07 22:28
2 replies
LMAO do these actually exist
2022-12-08 07:54
1 reply
Lettuce (im not lettuce btw)
2022-12-07 15:06
4 replies
Only the original though
2022-12-07 15:10
#72
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Spain H0TDOGG
you)))
2022-12-07 15:12
#92
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Germany _car
Nt lettuce
2022-12-07 16:54
That's exactly what lettuce would say
2022-12-07 22:27
Never_gonna_give_you_AWP.
2022-12-07 15:09
1 reply
#156
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Europe Khanan
Not bad
2022-12-08 07:52
Sla1ve, JangoUnbrained, ALEKSIB_HAIR_ASSISTANT, and OliverWojtek
2022-12-07 15:11
I bhop to connector/ x 1 major y 0 major
2022-12-07 15:17
1 reply
I_flashbang_kids as well
2022-12-07 22:27
i_play_b_rotation
2022-12-07 15:20
2 replies
Goat username just like the user
2022-12-07 22:26
1 reply
frfr, miss him big time
2022-12-08 01:24
schizoid thread with people posting with their alt and responding with their shitty main accounts
2022-12-07 15:27
16 replies
Sounds like projecting
2022-12-07 16:10
7 replies
sounds like you don't know what that word means
2022-12-07 16:13
6 replies
Maybe. Or you are projecting.
2022-12-07 16:15
5 replies
stop arguing with yourself
2022-12-07 16:18
2 replies
Nt I don’t have Alts
2022-12-07 16:19
1 reply
cant have t if you are the alt
2022-12-08 08:36
thank you for confirming that you have no idea.
2022-12-07 16:18
1 reply
Yeah now I really think you are projecting
2022-12-07 16:20
It's quite easy to see who are alts and not after a while.
2022-12-07 17:01
1 reply
doubt
2022-12-08 08:36
#151
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Czech Republic 3PO
+111111111111
2022-12-08 07:45
Or... users are posting what they think the best username is? I didn't realise such a concept was alien to you.
2022-12-08 12:13
4 replies
riiiiiiight. these threads are made just about every day. it's known that tons of people use alts. use your context clues.
2022-12-08 17:27
3 replies
They aren't made that often because threads like these don't have a long shelf-life. Take your own advice. Alternate accounts are assumed, not guaranteed.
2022-12-08 18:02
2 replies
I didn't know alts were such an alien concept to you take your own advice
2022-12-08 18:08
1 reply
They aren't because I treat alternate accounts exactly how they're supposed to be treated. The possibility that the users are not alternate accounts is just as likely, of course.
2022-12-08 18:12
i dont know i think mine is good
2022-12-07 16:13
#79
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Russia WowaCh
phzy
2022-12-07 16:14
I always liked I_kz_up_the_corporate_ladder
2022-12-07 16:15
4 replies
xaxaxa +1
2022-12-07 22:21
Haha that's true
2022-12-07 22:25
#135
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Brazil MatsK
Slowdive goated band
2022-12-08 01:47
+1 its both funny and clever
2022-12-08 06:55
mine ofc
2022-12-07 16:45
Mine
2022-12-07 17:04
2 replies
It’s genuinely really good
2022-12-07 17:05
1 reply
Thanks! I've always liked yours too. I originally incorrectly assumed it was a reference to Django unchained
2022-12-07 18:16
ALEKSIB_HAIR_ASSISTANT maybe some other ones i cant think of but actually had a good laugh from looking at them
2022-12-07 17:13
1 reply
The one you mentioned is neither funny nor interesting. What do you like about it?
2022-12-07 22:25
FlagChecksOut bestest username :)))))
2022-12-07 22:21
volvo_is_making_lots_of_money
2022-12-07 22:33
1 reply
Goat name, just like the user
2022-12-08 05:06
snaxgigachad Bestest nam))
2022-12-07 22:40
firebox_is_triple_ffs bestest ever
2022-12-08 01:04
mine
2022-12-08 01:08
5 replies
which people
2022-12-08 01:13
2 replies
certain ones
2022-12-08 01:13
1 reply
dman
2022-12-08 01:13
I'm unsure about everything, do you like me?
2022-12-08 01:28
I like your username, but everytime I read it, I feel like you hate me
2022-12-08 05:06
mine
2022-12-08 01:14
mopiland ;D
2022-12-08 01:17
Mine... its a no brainer
2022-12-08 01:18
#130
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Europe Real_Man
Mine by far))
2022-12-08 01:25
mine noobs
2022-12-08 01:28
VeryNiceGuy, Happy_2_major_NiKo_0_major are goated, the rest are shit
2022-12-08 01:30
mine stylized in numbers says literally 012345
2022-12-08 01:58
2 replies
Woah! Wouldn't have spotted that if you hadn't said. Nice mens)))
2022-12-08 05:07
Nice
2022-12-08 09:16
#142
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United States ILOVEFEET
Mine
2022-12-08 05:07
1 reply
#159
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Europe Khanan
Lol
2022-12-08 07:53
ALEKSB_HAIRASSISTANT gawr_gura
2022-12-08 06:31
Not HLTV but remember seeing the user name Eric Chen somewhere and have been laughing at it since.
2022-12-08 06:45
1 reply
His Dixie Rekt presumably.
2022-12-08 09:51
me sad((
2022-12-08 06:49
oogabooga69
2022-12-08 07:52
SurfinBird is cute
2022-12-08 09:26
every Veryxguy i think me and that VeryCatholicGuy who sometimes becomes a lettuce are the last ones on this site rest got banned or MIA kekw
2022-12-08 09:46
2 replies
VeryCatholicGuy reporting for duty! Ps: lettuce and I are two different users.
2022-12-08 17:31
1 reply
Sure
2022-12-14 10:46
Whoever this 'mine' guy is, ridiculously popular name, wow.
2022-12-08 09:54
i_sleep_when_im_sad
2022-12-08 13:47
1 reply
hmmmmmm
2022-12-27 21:51
Mine ofc
2022-12-08 13:54
#200
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Argentina jvanmVVV
dogman69 xddddddd
2022-12-14 10:21
either mine or MilitaryBoy
2022-12-14 10:51
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