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I like Jonty
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Finland i_dance_when_im_happy 
I want to touch his hair <3
2023-01-25 10:08
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Jonty is no regular boy. He's a fucking man. He has the poise and eloquence of a 40 year old white Oxford graduate but once he has a few beers he is a party animal. I once went to a club where Jonty was sitting at the bar, he had around 30-40 chicks all on his shoulders trying to talk to him but like the real gentleman he is he paid them no attention, once he told the bartender his drink and recieved his G&T he downed 500ml within a second. The DJ at the club (who coincidentally was paid 32k a month) was trying to remix some shitty trap music so Jonty got up on the stage and pushed the 32k a month DJ off and started singing fully accapela. I've never seen a club so quiet, they were in complete awe of his vocal ability. After he had sung a few songs the whole place erupted, giving Jonty standing ovations, he- being the ever humble man he is- jumped off the stage and went back to his seat at the bar and asked the bartender for some lemonade to ensure he wouldn't be drunk enough to have sexual intercourse with all the 50 girls who were hovering around him. It was around 5-6am before he left the bar that day... He told me it was just another day in the life of Jonty... what a legend. A gentleman on HLTV but a complete chad IRL. Shout out to Jonty!! Dope the WestSide! Tupac for life! #gotshot5timesbutimstillbreathing. #RealThugs #Legend
2023-01-25 10:09
30 replies
Better than all books i read
2023-01-25 10:11
he do be like that
2023-01-25 10:14
+1 true I was the girls
2023-01-25 10:16
#19
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Sweden O7D
was this in Cirebon?
2023-01-25 10:18
10 replies
#37
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Indonesia ycrows
wtf
2023-01-25 14:59
9 replies
#58
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Sweden O7D
maybe it was in Padang...
2023-01-26 01:34
8 replies
Nasi padang bes food
2023-01-26 03:25
7 replies
+11111
2023-01-26 04:31
#83
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Sweden O7D
nasi kucing 😋
2023-01-26 07:29
5 replies
That shit slaps too and is very cheap frfr
2023-01-26 07:40
4 replies
#86
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Sweden O7D
nasi anjing other good cheap option
2023-01-26 07:40
3 replies
Wait there is no nasi anjing tho 🤨📷 ayo
2023-01-26 07:42
2 replies
#90
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Sweden O7D
it's kinda rare but it exists :DD
2023-01-26 07:43
1 reply
the more you learn
2023-01-26 07:49
massive understatement of his abilities.
2023-01-25 10:56
where can i find jonty mens?
2023-01-25 11:48
7 replies
He will be here soon
2023-01-25 11:51
1 reply
i hope yes men, i hope yes
2023-01-25 13:41
we need a tag option on HLTV
2023-01-25 18:28
4 replies
#47
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Germany tilted_up
would change everything tbth!
2023-01-25 18:32
@Jonty04l32
2023-01-25 18:41
1 reply
#64
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Greetings. :)
2023-01-26 02:01
#59
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Libya Planum
@everyone
2023-01-26 01:36
#30
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Spain AlfonGD
This is probably the best thing I've read in a long time
2023-01-25 13:52
#33
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Brazil Madamrocas
true, he was exactly like that when i found him in a cold and dark corner at the nights of birmingham. He was waiting for a bus and was smoking a pipe. He looked a lot like Tolkien, but with even more class.
2023-01-25 14:44
#35
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Germany blochaa
wow
2023-01-25 14:47
its true i was the DJ
2023-01-25 18:30
real
2023-01-25 18:31
#48
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Germany tilted_up
sounds like he's the reallife MVP and GOAT to look up to! Nice!
2023-01-25 18:35
I enjoyed reading that :D
2023-01-26 04:10
me too <3
2023-01-25 10:15
No
2023-01-25 10:17
2 replies
Youre literally Jonty's alt
2023-01-25 14:46
#36
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Other ethelred
nt jonty
2023-01-25 14:50
He is a Top 3 user here easily
2023-01-25 10:19
1 reply
jonty top 1
2023-01-25 18:31
I like him too
2023-01-25 10:22
Nope.
2023-01-25 10:50
Jonty is the biggest thing ever happened to UK CS community
2023-01-25 10:58
1 reply
him and adam9130
2023-01-25 18:32
does he have the most comments posted on hltv ?
2023-01-25 13:44
13 replies
Not even close But from the unbanned users probably one of the most
2023-01-25 14:35
5 replies
Idk about banned ones tbf, thanks though
2023-01-25 18:28
I thought he might have surpassed everyone at this point, I remember him having around 50k comments I don't know when, now he has over 75k I think
2023-01-25 21:18
3 replies
thats slightly over 1.5 years of daily limits on hltv, not even that much if you think about it
2023-01-25 21:19
2 replies
I don't know how much it makes, but we are talking about Jonty here, I have never seen him commenting just for the sake of commenting, they always have "content", if you know what I mean
2023-01-25 22:51
It is pretty damn much tbh
2023-01-26 02:53
#67
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
On a single account? I believe so. Accumulative across multiple accounts? Probably not - I only have the one.
2023-01-26 02:03
6 replies
nt prokda
2023-01-26 02:54
Alts are not allowed on hltv, congrats Jonty
2023-01-26 12:47
4 replies
#98
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Well, that's assumed to be the case, but it is a weird ruling. :) I can understand why other accounts utilise them but in my case? I don't need nor would benefit from another account when I already have one.
2023-01-26 12:50
3 replies
Gotta grind to 100k on another account once you get banned
2023-01-26 12:56
2 replies
Well, that is if I actually hit 100k without being 10 year banned.
2023-01-26 12:58
1 reply
Fingers crossed
2023-01-26 13:11
baitzera wtf
2023-01-25 13:48
#31
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India psn46
Weeb Jonty
2023-01-25 13:54
seoul_air
2023-01-25 18:32
5 replies
content?
2023-01-25 18:39
4 replies
Air Seoul is a South Korean low-cost carrier and a subsidiary of Asiana Airlines. The airline is based at Incheon International Airport in Seoul, from which it operates flights to international destinations. It launched operations on 11 July 2016.
2023-01-25 18:40
3 replies
how many crashes?
2023-01-25 18:41
2 replies
all of them
2023-01-25 18:45
Crash insane trilogy
2023-01-25 18:45
Seek help
2023-01-26 01:44
Can't support the man, has a NiP flair
2023-01-26 01:45
5 replies
#62
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Italy alastt27
out of all the teams lately, compared to them, NiP did nothing wrong, and anyway, it's not a reason to hate anyone
2023-01-26 01:46
1 reply
I never said I hated him, he seems nice just nobody with a NiP flair has my support.
2023-01-26 01:47
Flair doesnt check out
2023-01-26 02:41
2 replies
I loved NiP before but I've always liked the players, never the org. "NiP" doesn't have HeatoN, GeT_RiGhT, f0rest, Xizt, even THREAT or pita. It isn't the NiP I loved
2023-01-26 03:05
1 reply
That's true, I miss that old NiP lineup
2023-01-26 06:56
#65
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Not too sure what to think coming into this thread but I like you too, friend. :)
2023-01-26 02:02
2 replies
Love you bunch Jonty bro ;]
2023-01-26 02:41
1 reply
#74
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Love you, too. ^^
2023-01-26 03:24
i dont
2023-01-26 02:02
nt fallenzera
2023-01-26 02:50
He is def one of the users of all time
2023-01-26 03:27
5 replies
#77
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India psn46
Yea because he always respects every pros in this scene. Unlike zywho fanbase.
2023-01-26 03:59
4 replies
#78
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Finland v_v
I’ve never seen a normal zywh0 or s0mple fan
2023-01-26 04:10
3 replies
they are mentally ill
2023-01-26 04:33
2 replies
Sadge
2023-01-26 07:40
1 reply
nah mate ur one of the rarer breed of normal humans amongst them ziwu and p1mple fans
2023-01-26 07:51
#84
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Finland PiapA
Jonty04l32 is one of the users of all time. I loved the part where he said his iconic catch phrase 'It's 04l32-ing time' and jontyd all over HLTV
2023-01-26 07:35
1 reply
Damn feels good to be a Jonter
2023-01-26 07:41
#91
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United States DBVS
jonty how does your hair look like?
2023-01-26 07:48
1 reply
Like shrek
2023-01-26 17:55
yeah but jonty is br*tish
2023-01-26 07:53
but she is bald
2023-01-26 13:06
NT FALLENZERA
2023-01-26 18:00
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