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i car
that's pretty average
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Yeah everyone on HLTV deadlifts about 200kg just like they are 4k elo
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I don't understand how everyone talks about benching 120+ on hltv when I can barely do 70...
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I mean I can bench my bodyweight, can bicep curl 22,5 per hand and have a pretty good cardio, but deadlift is so hard to me
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Lmao
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I see nothing funny about it, most of the people on hltv have never even seen a gym
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It was about the curls, you curl 22.5 kg or lbs ?
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kg of course, europe!
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I've got past hltv trolling, care to explain why are you laughing?
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Never met anyone who could curl 22kg
Even more surprising if you can't deadlift 70 kg
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my arms are somehow really strong, I lack core strength I guess, maybe genetics or some shit are in game, my dad has also really strong arms but he cannot bench for shit
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I see what you mean
nice dude! finally someone who is honest haha
I'm now at 60kg x11 or something so getting there too
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I prefer romanians tbh, but idk if it's okay to swap regulars for romanians
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i mean, like 90% of our population are 150 cm 50kg indians/asians lmao
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Depends on the goals aswell. Going that high with deadlift increases the risk for injury, so the reward-risk ratio is shit and most of the gym people don't have deadlifting as a goal, except young tiktokkers
Lmao no way that’s average buddy
bodyweight is pretty important to that statement
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sumo or conventional?
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having good strength can definitely come to advantage in life
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Good strength is defo really good
It lowers all cause mortality
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hows that useless
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I can burp the alphabet in one breath
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Same here but with both ears.
fucking same bro
I am very good at understanding how CSGO's files work
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that’s definitely not useless
i can exhale VERY VERY loudly
I can say the alphabet backwards pretty quick.
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vocaroo proof
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Too shy. I can give you proof here: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
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doesnt count
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I stopped the clock and it took me 9 seconds to type it in.
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Aye in the 90s what Polis doesnt have breathalysers these days
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the true wonder is discovering it at first, then endlessly spam burping until you get tired of it (you never get tired of it) , then for the next years of your life you will have this burp skill in your throat that you know will always be there, until one time you will forget about it, only to rediscover it when the urge to burp at will comes up and you fall into the endless cycle of burp bending.
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mate
you are hitting it right with every single word written
i just kinda started recalling that i used to do this alot in my childhood but seemingly forgot about it until encountering your comment here on an internet forum after all these years.
you just described my current feeling in regards to this.
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you're welcome my fellow burp bending brother. The joy of burping is one to be shared and I am glad you have rejoiced onto said path once more. I got into gaining this seemingly useless burping skill by my elder brother during my early childhood years and being able to type it all out as such brought back great memories for me as well, so I too am grateful to be able to reminisce on such simpler times. :)
Everyone can do that imo
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there is a technique to it that I learned from my brother.
Basically, you try to hold small amounts of breaths and swallow the breaths but keep it in your throat and not swallow it entirely, once you have gotten the hang of the 'holding' process, you'll have a better grasp on how to summon your burps at will, as the burps are kind of the air in your throat space that you had previously held.
Drinking carbonated drinks before trying the technique helps for some reason too.
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that's a useless knowledge, not a talent
oh really tell me all of them
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malta
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hello
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im the 3rd best uk player
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eZ
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adam9130>
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I played Irish Collegiate League vs ArTist (I was invited to it by an Irish friend of mine who goes to Uni of Galway) and I only got 3 less kills than arTist and did a 1v4 who is > adam9130 so therefore I am relative to adam9130 and I should be in the convo (respectfully)
Aware
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aight you got my attention :)
krimzisbald>=<adam9130
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Facts bro.
Just wait, I am the new UK talent gonna take the scene by storm
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looking forward to it :)
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#1 esportal norway at some point
name all countries, capital cities and recognize all flags
i can easily fall a sleep after 2g of cocaine after party. its pretty useless but also useful.
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would you say cocaine is overrated? i never tried just curious
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it's a good booster. like for me it all started working in a restaurant. worked till 3 in the morning had to be there at 9 again. so it was just a energy boost for that i'd say its pretty ncie but to party for sure overrated since it always comes with booze while mdma or xtc u can easily not have booze with it.
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i've tried mdma, if u had to compare, is there anything that's similar? that's the only thing i can relate the high to, am i missing out for not trying it? i was just curious what our politicians are on all the time :) thx for answering btw,
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mdma is best when it comes to party, u can use 2cp it's also quite interesting stuff. but to be quite frank, just dont use this shit. haha
i can make bubbles in my mouth and blow them out
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Sounds like you're mentally challenged
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that's my second best talent, pretty useless as well sadge
I can make bubbles in my mouth but I have never been able to blow them out. Insane talent!
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do you have to like hold yourself tight on your hands or just relax and hang?
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Everyone can do that
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listing all the CL winners in chronological order
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1992/1993
Basically when the CL was renamed from European champion clubs cup
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Yeah, I remember that. 1999 vs. Bayern, 2009 and 2011 vs. Barca where Messi scored a header I believe which is obv. very rare.
Would've been a shame if CR7 didn't win a CL with ManU. Thankfully he did, especially because he missed his penalty in the shootout.
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The united v chelsea final was so dramatic, especially with the cr7 penalty miss + john terry pk miss , definitely would have been traumatising if united didnt win that one.
The madrid derby in the 2016 final was a nail clenching one as well, a funnier recent one is the madrid v liverpool one where the downfall of karius happened and he crumbled under the pressure of the finals.
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Oh yeah, Terry slipped and hit the post I think.
CR7 vs. Simeone was just too easy for him tbh. He rekt Atletico so many times even when they lost that first game 0:2 when he was playing for Juve and all the Atletico fans were like "you have no chance, you're out, go home" etc.
The 2018 final was crazy, bales bycicle kick and karius two mind-blowing mistakes. I believe he also had a concussion and kept playing.
When I am high my body gets very sensitive and I can start feeling and hearing things inside me. It starts with feeling my fat and muscles, it helps me to see myself in 100% realistically and go harder in the gym. Then I feel how my digestive system works. And so on.. Taking a poop was exhausting.
Once I got orgasm by moving my chest muscles.
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were you high on weed?
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Yes but I don't do it very often.
I can jump to short from window (I don't play mirage)
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But can you do the Cache jump from middle onto boost
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same bro
That’s not useless.
as a smart man once said, if you do something properly wrong one time, you‘ll never have to do it again
hltv spamming
I can masturbate b2b2b
i can lick my own elbow
I can bend my knee slightly more than 180 degrees
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Certainly not something everybody can do
can make a bong out of pretty much everything
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I also prefer the inverted-Y, just more logical. Once in a while there is a game which won't allow for setting the Y to be inverted, that sucks.
I can solve a rubik's cube in 30 seconds with a record of 14 seconds.
It's a record I've set more than a decade ago so I don't practice anymore, but I can still do it in 30 seconds more or less.
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I would sleep 14-16h every day without alarm
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In school when I had to go home due to being "sick" I could artificially rise my blood preassure that causes headaches, worked pretty good.
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I am not in school anymore, I guess its kind of outdated
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i can do 360 on BMX
i can eat a hamburger from McDonald's in 2 bites
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Useful when u are in a hurry
Crack all my toes by simply walking.
I can move my veins on the hand
I can move my ears separately. My right ear moves up and down and my left ear moves left and right
I can tell you the signed integer limits up to 64bit from the top of my head
for example: 16bit: 32767 32bit: 2147483647 64bit: 9 quintillion 223 quadrillion.. etc
Tie a knot on a rubber band with one hand lol
global elite
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That is really cool though
When I’m focused I’m relatively good at speed reading, I can do over a thousand words a minute on a good day (or at least I used to be able to do so, I haven’t taken a test in years. I‘m still quite fast though)
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Good skill to have.
I never took like a test, but being able to read fast is a real advantage for me when fx. researching or getting a feel for a new area of knowledge.
i can move my adam's apple up and down....
Able to ride a unicycle.
Being fluent in German, but hardly ever using it.
Knowing how to code in multiple languages, but not working as a programmer (anymore).
I'm pretty good and maths and I can drink a lot of water at once just to drink nothing whole day
I can separate my ring toe from my middle toe and I can bend the tip of my ring fingers and thumbs
I can make the bones become more visible on top of my fingers
I can sleep for 18hrs straight and still feel sleepy
i can breathe
I'm a talented driver, i was almost matching the pace of very good grown gokart drivers while being 8-9 years old, but not too an extreme level, and its too late now to get into racing. Sadge but i wont be a good racer cuz i know i dont have what it takes mentally anyway. Also a talented writer but i kinda just lost motivation, altough here i had some good places in writing competitions.
Can fap 10+ times a day when I'm mega bored
I'm a womanizer
also:
I can make my tongue into a U shape, aswell as turn it 180° but maybe everyone else can too? at least as a kid it was special
I can dislocate my thumbs just by moving them and without any pain at all
I have invisibility power, only when there is nobody around me.
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