Pressing drop weapon bind on accident ,die.
Playing better with worse equipment than with good
I use zeus and mag7 a lot in high ranks (faceit 8-10)
also same with noscopes, I feel confident when I take a shot without scoping and I usually hit the target
i have shitty aim but 23 avg 2k elo just because of experience
shitty aim = losing every 1v1 match vs 3 lvl & 0.5 k/d on dm
It's not actually useless, but I never quickswitch without purpose
I hit worrying amount of 180° onetaps when i hear something behind me or something is shooting at me from anywhere between 90°-180° angle... like i've been acused of cheating so many times for this and it keeps happening :D
good at flicking with awp (but if i hold angles i sleep)
i can bhop while going backwards
I have very good mid round plays/calls
Calling a bombsite clear followed by an insta headshot by the dude in the corner.
Staring at monster on overpass for 40 seconds then the moment I look away the guys peaks
insult or flame everyone i see
I dont play anymore, but I was just like you but with the scout instead :D
Could hit the most insane no-scopes in practice with it, but rarely useful in a real match
Getting killed while pulling out util
Always flashing banana from ct for that dumb car pusher so he wont die
tryhard for 3 days then quit for 3 months.
also i'm a very good trashtalker.
Only killing with nades if I'm killed while throwing it
At the end of the match, I always get the most kills with different weapons. I can kill with everything.
I was a menace with jump scout at car on D2 back when you could see over the wall
not useless but i'm a FAMAS GOD
i have a perfect UMP spray (not that useless though)
I always call full stack in b pistol mirage and always get it right
I can watch CSGO matches without ever playing CSGO in my life
I am really good with the XM but at least with my team I play a lot of positions where it's not that effective.
I can go games without ever starting on thy site with action as a ct, especially annoying when I try to play with lower rank mates and I end up 1vX every round because my rotations are too slow. (when they are fast enemy always somehow ends up on the site I originally was)
If I hit one crazy shot, there is like a 90% chance I will hit one or two more crazy shots immediately after.
Its like, I have a deag and T’s are all running out towards me, if I hs one of them - I will headshot 1 or 2 more for sure. I always get crazy fast multikills
I have perfect grandes and perfect zeus skills.
I believe I have a good aim but pepega peanut tarik brain game sense, basically I like to entry and duel
I can draw anything on the wall using bullet holes
Good bhop in middle of the rounds
I know the secret formula of how to trigger turkish opponents, cannot share publicly sadly.
All I can say is you have to wait for a half so they dont toggle cheats from the first round.
I can find the craziest smoke/nade/molly lineups in a practice server but instantly forget how to do it in a real game.
I am 80% better on mm when playing with gril
losing officials hard vs Tier1/2 brazilian and portuguese teams
play better with no gun audio
im infinitely better quick peeking with an awp than I am holding an angle
playing without crosshair
I enter in god mode when i got tilted my team mates
Last friday i was playing with my friends and some of them bullshited me and flashed me cuz i cant handle the exec in my bomb b on inferno. Next round was a half buy, i got Kevlar + five seven and got 5k also killed my friend which was baiting me with a Mag7,i have this clip, i will share wait a sec
I can clutch quite well. Even when bottomfrag the whole game, I often end up winning clutches I'm thrown into. It's not necessarily useless, but usually has little to no impact on my performance later on.
I don't play cs go, that's my talent
overpatience and awareness, sometimes it pays off and i literally win rounds because of it (for example. the bomb is already planted at B on inferno for like 5 seconds, but im still waiting for the "ropz-like A lurk into CT that flanks CTs that are retaking B" and most likely if i didnt kill him, he would shred my whole team from behind. And there are more examples of those, i even watch some of replays from time to time and i hear enemies exploding with rage when im doing this to them)
I'm an mp9 expert but i can't play with any other smgs
grabbing guns thrown by my teammates during freezetime
sometimes when im having an off day i use SSG-08 and do all sort of stuff entry, repeek etc and somehow managed to hit tons of headshots
but when that happens usually my team sucks as me so still not winning the game lol
on other days the bullets are glued to walls beside opponents' heads
Reached LE on MM and Faceit lvl 5 with 20 fps.
i can unbox mil-spec only in cases. i have wasted at least 50 bucks on that shit. And believe it or not but out of 20-25 cases i have only unboxed 2 purples and rest blues.
dont waste money kids
i can suck people's dick in csgo.
i always have a subpar accuracy stat on leetify despite having great headshot percentage and kills/ADR. its mostly because im a spray player. ATM i have a 78 aim (compared to level 10 faceit average of 84) stat while having a +2.60 leetify rating
Game sense. But I am GN and players decisions there makes no sense, so its useless.
Having the 6th sense to recognize the correct play or have a meta-visionesque view of the map but only listen to myself like 4/10 times and getting frustrated about the other 6/10 times i don't listen to myself ultimately tilting myself into losses
die in 2v1 than blame teammate for not clutching
I get good amount if kills true long smoke in inferno
getting a zeus kill on eco round, actually good strat since only $200 and insta kill
kissing my daughter goodnight in between rounds. (not useless but as far csgo goes)
using the decoy grenade effectively.
Im very good at no scoping
But I dont really go no scope in a match, too risky
I hit crazy AWP shots super consistently, but miss free kills on a regular basis.
I am insanely good with my aim. It is really good but it is also a double edged sword as I am usually so damn confident I take on 2v1 / 3v1 duels. Like nest/window mid mirage, I'll just go from the right side to the left to spot the players and isolate the angles to take a 1v1 and then repeek to take the other guy. 6 out of 10 times i'll get both with only 10 15 hp left but 4 out of 10 I will take 1 and die which leaves my team in a rather unfavorable situation when we're on CT. Also i'm insanely good with pistols and the scout but with the awp i sleep lmao
I have a lot of grenade damage at the end of games. It's only useless bc I can't aim for shit so it doesnt help me
I can scout better than I can AWP.
Die a lot, be nuub. Whiffing against mobile targets. Very nice talents I have!
edit: right, I forgot. I think I have actual talent at flicking like 180 degrees to immediately shooting back when someone would flank me, but it's useless as it rarely ever happens. Or if it does, I die too fast anyway.
can play tec9 just like 2015 olofmeister
Instant smokes from spawnpoint which includes all mirage window smokes, all vertigo crosshair lineups for running smoke A ramp and all ancient red room insta smokes.
clearing console really fast every time i die :D
I can rush B mirage with scout but can't Awp to save mylife
I am really good at pistols rounds, but incredibly BAD at the rest of the game, seriously. My friends even say that I should only play pistols and then serve as an entry bot or something lol.
high headshot percentage cause i can't spray, good but anxious communicator, hit the natiest flicks like tenzera but can't hit sitters
Everytime I inspect a weapon - doesnt matter which weapon it is - my aim goes from Niko to Hooxi, even when im full focused on my crosshair(-placement).
My flashes are so good they flash all 10 people on server
Have a pretty good midround/gamesense, but I like to play hold W brainless style because it's more fun
im gn1 and yet i know pro util...that my teammate promptly use wrong
The power to hold an angle for a while, my eyes get bored and unfocused, look at minimap or switch to knife, get peeked by enemy and die
I'm pretty good at clutches
my raw aim on aim trainers is the worst out of many of my high elo friends, but i end up with the highest aim rating on leetify because i have really calm shot placement and target selection. When it comes to actual flicks though i am not nearly as good as many other lvl 10s :)
Always playing equally mid no matter if it’s against globals or silvers
I am really nice artist when enemy is close to wall I start spraying and all bullets end up around him . thats why I mostly tap
i think i hit close to 80% off all the noscopes i take, but i wouldn't consider it a useless talent. especially now i have learned how you can utilize that in close range combat.
im very good at awp flicks (I do many random flicks like through the wall/doors etc) but I suck at positioning/holding angles with awp
My special talent is seeing niko and axile in every enemy because I get ferarri peaked by everyone.
Playing good with pistols/smg's
used to win lot's of round without a single armor with some USP/P250/Deagle e.t.c.
Also confirmed mp9/mac10/ump/mp7 god
But still bad with rifle's/sniper rifles (like 50% of time)
Screaming BBBBBBB after someone just headshot me, turns out it is A all the time
Playing either like a bot or hitting everything mostly if I don't get idiot russians
accidentally hitting esc after an awp kill and freezing in game
one that's kinda useless is that usually when someone is in a 1vX situation, I normally am quite good at predicting where they're going to be, so I'll comm something like "careful apps" just before that person peeks. it's useless because I solo queue and nobody listens so they die and lose a potentially winnable clutch
Consistently hitting 1-deag only on Nuke
I'm pretty decent at clutches/late round situations, it's usless because I play with my friends and they're all to scared to go first, so I have to entry even if I have a scout
I can spray pretty well with the m249
I can rather confidently jump from bench to window on mirage backwards. Very useless mens...
only hitting window jump in warmup
being really good with pistols, but much worse with any other gun, great for pistol rounds, shiiiiit for any other time
Bhopping, longjumping, etc. basically kz player, but in game it barely makes a difference
For example im much better in kz than most of the pros, but in 5v5 shooting game i would get clapped by them
Perfect counter strafing, just the aim isn't my talent.. like not at all so it's pointless
I have a skill for solo-queuing with 4 random toxic russians everygame
my average crosshair placement is like 7.68degrees
top 1 no scoper :)
Doesn't really come to handy in lvl 10 faceit that often but it's fun in mm :)
I know some oddly specific smokes and flash setups
I can be calm whatever teammates I have. This skill actually is useful cause you win a lot of games just due to the fact that your team has good morale and communication and the other team might be toxic to themselves