Forum thread: share your voice here

64 replies

bro you sound like a 14 y.o girl who just bunked class for the first time with that uwu no cap

2023-05-27 20:55

11 replies

i am a girl >.<

2023-05-27 20:57

10 replies

14 y.o at max go play mario xd

2023-05-27 21:00

Hey ;)

2023-05-27 21:54

8 replies

BRUH

2023-05-27 23:23

1 reply

huh?

2023-05-27 23:58

Criminal rizz :))

2023-05-28 13:24

The rizzless

2023-05-28 20:59

reported for being a predator with dirty thoughts

2023-05-28 22:15

1 reply

I am NOTHING like edp

2023-05-30 18:11

expected from flag

2023-05-30 17:39

1 reply

wowwerz

2023-05-30 18:12

bro just finished kindergarten

2023-05-27 20:55

44 replies

vocaroo.com/1lvMdBdoeKMW

2023-05-27 20:58

43 replies

hi mens now you sound acceptable ngl

2023-05-27 21:00

37 replies

..... Reply needs to have actual content

2023-05-27 21:00

36 replies

LMAOOOO im kidding dw

2023-05-27 21:01

35 replies

vocaroo.com/1bG4jaD8CmSB

2023-05-27 21:04

34 replies

😭😭😭 bro's beyond confused what voicechanger are u using btw? It actually is pretty effective, will use it to bait players on cs and valorant

2023-05-27 21:06

3 replies

What did he say? i'm afraid to click

2023-05-27 21:07

1 reply

'women hot' or smth lmao

2023-05-27 21:07

his vocal coords

2023-05-27 21:40

dude you are using a fucking voicechanger i swear

2023-05-27 21:06

5 replies

this ain't no voicechanger lmao

2023-05-27 21:09

4 replies

it is Girls don't exist on HLTV

2023-05-28 19:38

3 replies

ok bratan

2023-05-28 23:18

2 replies

Can you give us your best ara ara

2023-05-30 18:37

1 reply

Seek help

2023-05-30 22:07

Flair makes sense

2023-05-27 21:06

if youre not fake record a bible verse rn

2023-05-27 21:07

19 replies

vocaroo.com/18LmwzELtTtA

2023-05-27 21:09

18 replies

holy shit bro just crucified me LMAOOO

2023-05-27 21:09

4 replies

why you calling me bro

2023-05-27 21:10

3 replies

because its pretty obvious but 6/8 for effort LMAO

2023-05-27 21:11

2 replies

#48 actually got it before you did

2023-05-27 21:12

1 reply

cool ngl, was a fun way to waste 30 minutes lol

2023-05-27 21:13

???????????? is this your gf or something

2023-05-27 21:10

3 replies

yeah :D

2023-05-27 21:11

maybe

2023-05-27 21:11

naah she mine

2023-05-27 21:54

i can hear from your voice you are hot af

2023-05-27 21:54

7 replies

do you wanna date my girl?

2023-05-27 21:58

6 replies

are you male or female i cannot tell from the voice >.<

2023-05-27 22:10

2 replies

I'm a guy but my girl made some vacroos for me to mess with some of yall

2023-05-27 22:15

1 reply

brooo, fuck you... i was about to go date with her

2023-05-28 15:35

"yo babe come say bible verse in mic for hltv"

2023-05-27 23:09

2 replies

pretty much

2023-05-28 03:09

XD

2023-05-28 03:48

We found church girl Pog

2023-05-27 21:58

ahhh mmmmm ahhh mmmmm, think before you record

2023-05-27 23:02

2 replies

I literally gave her the mic and put her on the spot dumbo

2023-05-27 23:06

1 reply

ahhh hmmmhhh mmmmm ahhhhh

2023-05-28 22:17

jesus christ this is scary

2023-05-27 21:00

I feel like I've heard this before

2023-05-27 21:01

holy shit good skill my drilla

2023-05-27 21:24

all my friends fear janton

2023-05-28 06:29

Let me guess, choir singer?

2023-05-28 23:06

8/8

2023-05-27 21:50

wtf 4nton?

2023-05-27 21:55

1 reply

sup

2023-05-27 21:58

DIESOFCRINGE

2023-05-27 21:56

2 replies

virgin spotted

2023-05-27 21:57

1 reply

i don't talk to weeb sry

2023-05-27 21:59

Woman scary :(

2023-05-27 22:33

27 replies

Liking ninias in pyjamas sounds a bit sus...

2023-05-27 21:01

1 reply

youtu.be/_-p8bOoFlPo

2023-05-27 21:06

reported

2023-05-27 21:03

wtf

2023-05-27 21:03

has to be my fav reply thus far

2023-05-27 21:04

lol

2023-05-27 21:09

This made me laugh pretty hard lol

2023-05-27 21:10

1 reply

funny coz true!

2023-05-27 21:11

When does your new job start as news reporter?

2023-05-27 21:13

8 replies

Oh stop it you, I will be just the next major caster

2023-05-27 21:17

7 replies

It's a deal ;)

2023-05-27 21:21

6 replies

Only if there will be my dedicated preparation room with snacks and full bar

2023-05-27 21:55

5 replies

Hmm I'm sure they can make that happen!

2023-05-27 22:06

4 replies

Noice, where do I sign?

2023-05-27 22:15

3 replies

Right here: hltv.org/contact#tab-applyForJobSection

2023-05-27 22:20

2 replies

Hahaha, see you there

2023-05-27 22:24

1 reply

Good luck ;)

2023-05-27 22:26

"IM A BIG FAN OF ALEKSI B" "OH YEAH" XDDDDDDDDDDDD

2023-05-27 21:55

lmao

2023-05-27 21:57

wtf lost all respect

2023-05-27 22:30

1 reply

if it's that plastic, then I don't want it anyway

2023-05-27 22:37

sexy voice dude

2023-05-28 02:17

1 reply

lol thx, sexy flair Filip

2023-05-28 13:10

You’re awesome!

2023-05-28 07:02

1 reply

YOU're awesome! *pointing*

2023-05-28 13:10

You sound just like forsen lol

2023-05-30 19:53

1 reply

wtf lol is it coz of my correct pronunciation of nip?

2023-05-30 20:42

2 replies

i wanna say even tho i support them i agree with him xd

2023-05-27 21:07

1 reply

i wanna say we already have 7-8 players in total so what can we do :)

2023-05-27 21:49

8 replies

OwO

2023-05-27 21:20

1 reply

uwu

2023-05-27 21:20

pls turn off your television next time

2023-05-27 21:20

1 reply

GAHAHA i'm at work and the dude was literally working while alot of people were talking and i forced him into doing it cuz his accent is the funniest among us LOL

2023-05-27 21:21

cct major lol

2023-05-27 21:36

1 reply

thats the only thing they're winning XD

2023-05-27 21:37

Jerry, this you????

2023-05-28 00:38

1 reply

no this is dougback

2023-05-28 00:39

13 replies

how are we supposed to use google translate with your voice tho

2023-05-27 22:07

6 replies

It has a voice to text function Not like google would catch a single word because i'm speaking too fast c:

2023-05-27 22:11

5 replies

yeah but like how am i supposed to play your voice to google lol

2023-05-27 22:12

4 replies

log into hltv on your phone and then use your PC to translate Human brain can be awesome at 100%

2023-05-27 22:13

3 replies

what if i dont have the money to afford phone or pc ? im using the mcdonald machine to use hltv right now

2023-05-27 22:15

2 replies

Skill issue

2023-05-27 22:16

1 reply

lmfao

2023-05-27 22:16

voca.ro/164Bp3aXgW1h

2023-05-27 23:31

3 replies

xDD

2023-05-27 23:36

lmao

2023-05-28 17:42

ahaahahahah

2023-05-28 19:19

Rap god 2.0

2023-05-28 02:14

You sound like an airplane announcer

2023-05-28 07:19

1 reply

simple answer

2023-05-27 22:01

3 replies

SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

2023-05-27 21:58

lol siuuuuhy

2023-05-27 22:02

yesssssssss

2023-05-28 04:38

9 replies

fr they benched best player

2023-05-27 21:55

I've never laughed harder cuz of a HLTV post, n1 man

2023-05-27 21:57

ain't he bench himself

2023-05-27 22:00

i love you man

2023-05-27 22:03

yeah fuck them

2023-05-27 22:11

F tylul

2023-05-27 22:13

voca.ro/1d72OenrWx1t

2023-05-27 22:30

2 replies

wcnm nmsl, what is the next few word? i cant understand

2023-05-27 23:25

1 reply

Tmd mlgb

2023-05-27 23:30

9 replies

good english skills vlad, keep it up!

2023-05-27 22:22

apexgod1major more like apexgod2major

2023-05-27 23:22

1 reply

ik ik I created a new account but I have to make it active and I can only post 5 comments per day so until then I use this account hltv.org/profile/1660766/apexgod-2-major

2023-05-28 00:43

very gud english vlad

2023-05-27 23:37

Fakeflagging, thats not a french accent

2023-05-28 16:53

4 replies

voca.ro/1hKGrJoGDWqE

2023-05-28 16:54

3 replies

Yo wtf

2023-05-28 16:56

Lol!

2023-05-28 17:47

damn

2023-05-28 19:41

4 replies

Do you sound like Spinx or more like xertion?

2023-05-28 13:21

3 replies

Hopefully more like xertion :)))))

2023-05-28 13:55

I sound like ass (FlameZ)

2023-05-28 19:35

1 reply

Talking about his voice not as a player

2023-05-28 19:36

11 replies

gotta work on that uwu voice

2023-05-27 23:06

7 replies

voca.ro/1j4dNcbavOFd thats the best i got, im not very good at uwu voice sorry

2023-05-27 23:30

6 replies

now make some yuri kissing noises

2023-05-27 23:32

voca.ro/1g0Swtghfapc uwu rawr

2023-05-27 23:36

3 replies

perfect

2023-05-27 23:38

HHAHAHAH aint no way

2023-05-28 09:03

nailed it xd

2023-05-28 16:32

that was funny lmao

2023-05-28 02:16

wtf real gawr gura

2023-05-27 23:15

gawr gura sounds different from how i remember ?!?

2023-05-27 23:22

exactly how i thought you'd sound

2023-05-28 04:39

1 reply

+1

2023-05-28 10:30

12 replies

most jewish accent ever

2023-05-27 23:13

3 replies

Wtf is jewish accent, that is israeli and it sucks ass

2023-05-27 23:17

2 replies

ye that, i have a israeli friend who speaks like 3-4 languages but whenever he speaks english his israeli accent is stronger than anything

2023-05-27 23:18

1 reply

Luckily I don't have israeli accent when I speak, it's so strong and I find it annoying so I had to record with one

2023-05-27 23:21

you sound like half of the cast in Zohan not only the accent but also the timbre

2023-05-27 23:23

2 replies

That movie is national treasure, that's one heck of a compliment, thank you

2023-05-27 23:24

1 reply

international treasure*

2023-05-27 23:24

i was waiting for the israeli accent here

2023-05-27 23:37

1 reply

hehe, had to fake mine I dont have the accent but it turned out pretty good

2023-05-27 23:39

this is the strongest israeli accent i've heard in a awhile xd

2023-05-28 00:18

2 replies

voca.ro/1lHHnCCF19LZ

2023-05-28 00:24

1 reply

nahshov aleha

2023-05-28 00:38

5 replies

😊😀 meow

2023-05-27 23:20

1 reply

im cat boy

2023-05-27 23:29

hahaha

2023-05-27 23:21

least annoying danish speaking person

2023-05-28 00:03

typical submissive blamef fan

2023-05-28 04:40

4 replies

youre perfect

2023-05-27 23:16

Expected

2023-05-28 07:05

bro

2023-05-30 17:44

1 reply

^w^

2023-05-31 03:01

4 replies

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

2023-05-27 23:41

your english is really good my friend :D

2023-05-27 23:50

1 reply

really? thx, i'm studying english atm, i was kinda nervous when i was recording the audio :D

2023-05-28 00:31

Good englando my friend

2023-05-28 09:34

19 replies

voca.ro/1hlS87GT6QGS

2023-05-27 23:38

1 reply

#168

2023-05-27 23:44

I HAVE SPENT THE LAST 50 YEARS THINKING YOU WERE A GIRL LMAO or is that a voice changer? okay i'm confused gg you've successfully baited me

2023-05-27 23:39

4 replies

haha same

2023-05-27 23:47

i cannot comprehend what i could have possibly said or done that lead you to believe i was a woman

2023-05-27 23:59

1 reply

Literally what I'm thinking rn

2023-05-27 23:59

Imagine being fooled by kosaki

2023-05-28 10:22

voca.ro/13uOe9u505bp

2023-05-27 23:41

11 replies

voca.ro/1lRdqic9siD0

2023-05-27 23:43

9 replies

voca.ro/16Sg9kUYUZbD

2023-05-27 23:44

8 replies

voca.ro/1iNw4XjrBS7O

2023-05-27 23:44

1 reply

accurate

2023-05-27 23:49

voca.ro/14cSFx9fvKPY

2023-05-27 23:57

3 replies

voca.ro/1gJV8aREWiND

2023-05-27 23:59

2 replies

REWiND wtf

2023-05-28 00:00

1 reply

meow

2023-05-28 00:01

voca.ro/141RF5bWH2mk

2023-05-28 00:02

1 reply

voca.ro/1kpxoMhYCUeH

2023-05-28 16:08

hahaha

2023-05-28 00:08

4 replies

hi honey

2023-05-28 00:17

3 replies

vocaroo.com/11WsV67hbDtW

2023-05-28 00:37

2 replies

hahahaha

2023-05-28 09:08

Hi honey

2023-05-28 16:54

4 replies

Ah hell nah

2023-05-28 00:31

3 replies

cmon we all knew it was going to happen anyway

2023-05-28 00:43

2 replies

You took a shit or something?

2023-05-28 05:40

1 reply

nab, just a lil fart before going asleep

2023-05-28 11:35

1 reply

+1 wish i could post i just got braces my english aint working

2023-05-28 06:42

1 reply

please stop changing roosters every fucking week

2023-05-28 13:23

2 replies

voca.ro/13pTklyhgxXN

2023-05-28 01:06

WTF

2023-05-28 08:30

7 replies

Nice voice changer

2023-05-28 05:42

1 reply

no

2023-05-28 13:45

fake and reported

2023-05-28 06:36

1 reply

+1

2023-05-28 07:57

That sounds like a lil ghost for sure

2023-05-28 10:26

1 reply

:3

2023-05-28 13:45

Most masculine Luxembourgian

2023-05-28 13:24

2 replies

you sound like you have 30% italian accent, 40% ukraine accent, 30% british accent

2023-05-28 04:42

1 reply

Idk why i sound Italian XD Rest of those accents i have for like 9 years.It happens voca.ro/16UmNChILDOS

2023-05-28 11:32

1 reply

Felt

2023-05-28 05:44

5 replies

voca.ro/1eBXYMqpPREV

2023-05-28 04:43

2 replies

busssss aah bussss

2023-05-28 05:57

voca.ro/1jlIlj3RRdbp

2023-05-28 15:50

Average Dane

2023-05-28 10:28

1 reply

voca.ro/1k1LlKRaVOKv

2023-05-28 15:52

10 replies

voca.ro/1hpOi0HL3jrR

2023-05-28 03:54

2 replies

voca.ro/17SlNQbOLc4E

2023-05-28 05:20

1 reply

voca.ro/143e9sTyG1ok

2023-05-28 15:51

this is the best one here

2023-05-28 04:50

this is so real

2023-05-28 07:04

voca.ro/19UhWcWftQjI

2023-05-28 11:40

2 replies

you give me George takei vibes

2023-05-30 19:38

1 reply

I mean my voice is pretty deep so maybe XD

2023-05-30 19:45

I think I found my cousin that moved to Canada

2023-05-28 13:28

1 reply

:D

2023-05-28 16:43

1 reply

Same

2023-05-28 11:48

4 replies

sorry

2023-05-28 05:58

thats on me

2023-05-28 09:36

2 replies

voca.ro/1iBhrYh6ZA9P

2023-05-28 11:27

1 reply

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

2023-05-28 17:42

1 reply

ur a cringefest

2023-05-28 07:12

3 replies

stewie is that you?

2023-05-28 16:42

2 replies

voca.ro/168KXS1hWUG6

2023-05-28 21:48

1 reply

xd

2023-05-28 22:47

1 reply

sounds like a G2 IGL shuffle

2023-05-28 11:42

7 replies

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

2023-05-28 08:37

LMAO

2023-05-28 09:07

:D

2023-05-28 14:11

lmfao

2023-05-28 15:07

lmfao

2023-05-28 16:43

real xd

2023-05-28 16:48

so real

2023-05-28 19:14

6 replies

aint no way did u say norgay? 💀

2023-05-28 08:57

3 replies

Based swede

2023-05-28 09:27

report

2023-05-28 17:15

i hang out on reddit to much

2023-05-28 20:20

Good work

2023-05-28 12:07

norgay oof

2023-05-28 19:15

2 replies

Nah man XD As a taken person i disagree

2023-05-28 11:48

they don't exist. take your pills.

2023-05-28 18:46

3 replies

what language is that

2023-05-28 12:17

1 reply

albanoamerikano

2023-05-28 12:17

Hello Tonibler

2023-05-28 13:31

2 replies

fake accent, or are u from japan or smth?

2023-05-28 17:15

don't let johnny E see this

2023-05-28 19:15

5 replies

this is not hltv.com nt

2023-05-28 15:08

1 reply

oh shit you are right lmao

2023-05-28 19:11

Average Polish accent XD

2023-05-28 17:09

2 replies

was it this bad :(?

2023-05-28 19:12

1 reply

Nah but it without a flag i would know that's a Pole coz no English accent.Having or not having accent is not bad.....

2023-05-28 19:35

4 replies

great accent

2023-05-28 17:15

The least Finnish accent lmaoo was waiting for this

2023-05-28 19:31

hltv hall of fame

2023-05-28 22:41

you sound like the finnish guy from Joispoi videos

2023-05-30 21:49

6 replies

lol good bro how r u

2023-05-28 20:26

3 replies

I'm doing fine but i'm not that good. tomorow have an anatomy test, and for that i need to know exactly everyspot in the human skeleton(this is only for the head and neck though) there are lot of things i don't know. pray for me lol. What about you how are you

2023-05-28 20:28

2 replies

I hope you will pass that test. everything is going fine, just chilling

2023-05-29 00:39

1 reply

thank you <3

2023-05-29 01:54

is it Saw?

2023-05-30 19:42

1 reply

hm?

2023-05-30 22:02

2 replies

voca.ro/1hY5FbaVkkdl

2023-05-30 18:52

1 reply

Got me good bro((

2023-05-30 19:16

2 replies

go to japan - after this election results lol

2023-05-29 00:40

1 reply

i don't want to wipe the shit-filled asses of old japanese people. i prefer to suck small hairy penises of muslims

2023-05-29 01:12

2 replies

I trust your source

2023-05-30 17:38

I trust your source

2023-05-30 17:59

1 reply

whatttt

2023-05-30 18:34

2 replies

what an ending lmaooooo

2023-05-30 18:40

based Grayhound fan

2023-05-30 19:49

5 replies

vocaroo.com/1dqwzLRrrygD

2023-05-30 19:50

4 replies

you do you but it's just sounds very forced and not authentic at all, sorry my guy

2023-05-30 19:51

3 replies

voca.ro/1dx0Fmx3fX9c

2023-05-30 19:55

2 replies

Ok your hillbilly bob is great

2023-05-30 19:56

1 reply

Thank You :D

2023-05-30 20:01

2 replies

I thought you were brazilian

2023-05-30 21:51

1 reply

kkkkkkkkkk

2023-05-30 21:58

1 reply

agreed on rain

2023-05-30 20:04

2 replies

valarante child game

2023-06-02 23:15

1 reply

Honestly Valorant is a worse game, but has a way way better community. Most importantly no Russians, you can choose servers. I actually met few people from Valorant irl recently, could not happen in CS, as everyone has an ego even tho they play shit

2023-06-03 00:47