Forum thread: mauisnake

Super annoying dweeb

2023-06-08 22:54

CS scene: recycling shitty talent, much like players I mean kassad creeped his way onto the analyst desk because of his buddy yanko 💀

2023-06-08 22:56

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Kassad actually gives analysis instead of random bs statements though

2023-06-08 22:57

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Half the time I hear him he’s having a dick measuring contest with ynk and shouting.

2023-06-08 23:00

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And the other half he's busy riding someone else's dick Oooh G2 hAvE tHE BEsT InfERNo T SiDE!!! Ok sure they do lets just look at the stats to see here aha yep ok would you look at that all their wins are against trash teams and the times they face good teams they are stomped ok very cool Mr Mauisnake

2023-06-08 23:12

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That's an awful example tbh. G2 did have the best Inferno t side by a wide margin for several months.

2023-06-08 23:17

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Against t2 teams yes? Provide the actual context and it is obvious their Inferno is not good against actually competent opposition G2 v FaZe - G2 took 2 T rounds to FaZe's 13 CT G2 v Heroic G2 took 5 T rounds including pistol and 1st gun round to Heroic's 10 CT If I win a toddler in a fight, are the results from that applicable to if I fight someone my same build? No, obviously not, and you would be mentally deficient to say otherwise

2023-06-08 23:27

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Wow. Doubling down on horrible take. Holy crap you think he talks too much then complain he didn’t give a 5 min analysis on cast of this T2 nonsense explaining something no one cares about. You would make a horrible caster. Thank goodness we have great professionals doing this work. Your opinion is worthless.

2023-06-08 23:37

He was absolutely right. Your ignorance is astounding.

2023-06-08 23:25

I have a general rule in life ignore kassad whenever he talks about niko or nikos team same applies with ynk that way you can appreciate the things they do bring to the table and all their good takes and ignore all their shit takes with just this one life hack

2023-06-09 01:43

Or maybe one reason he got there is because he was a successful coach getting teams to better results than you would expect from the rosters?

2023-06-08 23:00

kassad is good tho

2023-06-08 23:04

We are lucky to have some great talent in the CS scene.. among the best there is in esports overall.. but for some fucking reason they keep giving screentime to guys like maui, banks and kassad. Constantly. Why did they all agree to do that? Seems like an own goal.

2023-06-08 23:12

cs fans are the most ungrateful motherfuckers in esports lol, you're blessed to have arguably the best talent in all of esports and every time there has to be someone complaining

2023-06-08 23:33

mauisnake more like nuisance

2023-06-08 22:56

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lol

2023-06-08 23:30

I love his casting :)

2023-06-08 22:56

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2023-06-09 03:07

why so much hate? all that matters is that caster's voice is good and he knows a bit about depth of cs or hype it up like anders ofc i prefer spunj or scrawny over this duo but it's good imo

2023-06-08 22:57

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2023-06-08 23:19

its kinda funny the way hes casting

2023-06-08 22:57

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He brings grown up humor to casts.

2023-06-08 23:19

This HAS to be a simulation. T1 CS at its worst at the end of CSGO. Tournaments organized by lots of different TOs (DreamHack, ESL, PGL, ELEAGUE, EPICENTER, ECS, etc.) to only ESL and BLAST. Casting from Anders + Semmler, HenryG + Sadokist, moses + Pansy, Bardolph + ddk to some of the most blandest casters and "breaking up" duos and any rando getting to cast.

2023-06-08 23:03

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I only have a problem with spunj and Maui, these dudes are not good at casting, hell spunj can barely string two coherent sentences together But it is what it is

2023-06-08 23:06

PGL is still there, they are gonna organize the first CS2 major but they are dogshit imo

2023-06-08 23:13

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Apart from Majors, they don't really do "normal" tournaments though.

2023-06-08 23:17

anyone but scrawny + launders.

2023-06-08 23:08

yea i agree he shouldnt cast but he did ok if this is his first time casting event like this or overall

2023-06-08 23:11

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He has done some casting before and he is just as shit now as he was back then

2023-06-08 23:17

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He’s actually great. You can’t admit he’s better than you at life.

2023-06-08 23:18

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I feel nothing but pity for a man whose soul accomplishment in life is being a mediocre piece of CSGO talent

2023-06-08 23:19

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Again. He’s won at life doing what he obviously loves at the highest level possible and you do what? Flip burgers? Are you the worlds best burger flipper?

2023-06-08 23:22

Oh, he also graduated from a top 10 University. World rankings. And you?

2023-06-08 23:23

These threads are not about Maui being good or bad at his job. They are all about people being upset over his criticism of their favorite players or teams. Haters just use terms like he doesn’t know anything or he’s boring. In reality he did a great job with Anders. And Anders did a great job. Provided insight that average fans don’t have. Great pairing. Admit you just hate his takes but stop lying about him doing a great job. It’s pretty sad. Haters gonna hate.

2023-06-08 23:18

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NT alex

2023-06-08 23:38

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I get that a lot but I hate haters. Does that make me one too?

2023-06-08 23:38

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technically yes but if im being honest its fair so we cant really complain

2023-06-08 23:40

I mean I dont really understand why would he even cast along with anders when HenryG literally partnered up with anders. It's not like he's any decent caster, he's bad, one of the worst we had in recent history (along with that lucy) yet they keep pushing him as a caster

2023-06-08 23:45

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Well, he’s not bad. Maybe he’s too advanced for you. Watch more CS and when you understand more rewatch those casts.

2023-06-08 23:48

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sorry but im not interested in listening to his dumb analysis during whole game when I could have legend henry instead

2023-06-08 23:50

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The guy that abuses women? OK.

2023-06-09 00:08

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Idc about his personal life as long as he's good caster. Also it's all fake so yeah, keep malding

2023-06-09 00:10

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Ok Tate. Makes perfect sense.

2023-06-09 00:14

its like Pimp, must have some insider knowledge on Blast exec's dirty secrets and blackmail them

2023-06-09 00:18

spunj: OOOOOOH, OHOOOOOO, OHOHOHOOOOOO launders: ResidentSleeper scrawny: cringelord

2023-06-09 00:45

I like Maui and don't mind his casting but it's very puzzling that Moses is doing the desk while Maui is casting. It's probably about Anders and Moses not being a pair anymore and Maui agreeing to cast instead of him, BLAST seems like they don't wanna spend very much on this event so they didn't hire more duos and analysts

2023-06-09 00:47

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I agree. Moses probably wants the Dinko partnership to be front and center. He and Anders did major for old times sake. Anders moving to HenryG, until Henry is cancelled again, so does make sense for Moses to do desk. Maui and Anders have been doing Blast ever since Anders and Moses got their divorce.

2023-06-09 00:55

Mauisnake is actually the best talent out there rn

2023-06-09 00:50

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+1. Or at least tied for first.

2023-06-09 00:55

iirc he wasn't supposed to but there was some issue with the hiring due to the new pairings so he was just dropped in I might've mixed it up but I think that's what it is

2023-06-09 00:56

he's amazing

2023-06-09 01:28