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Lets play a game.
Monkey | 
Brazil zesquedele 
Lets play the game where you are immortal and must escape from the snail. The snail game: -> You are immortal and receive 10 million dollars. -> You are immortal and receive 10 million dollars. -> If the snail touches you, you will die in agony. -> The snail is immortal and indestructible. -> The snail always knows where you are. -> The sole purpose of the snail is to touch you. -> The snail is highly intelligent (IQ 160). -> Only the snail can kill you. -> The snail is capable of breaking through various materials like tungsten balls, iron balls, so asking a scientist to create an indestructible cage will only delay the snail but wont trap it forever. ====> Well then, tell me. What are your next steps? What will you do? Just a remember: You are immortal. You will live for thousands and thousands of years, witnessing the destruction of human life and the planet Earth.
2023-06-09 12:08
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Another question: Is life worth living while Immortal? Is death worth pursuing while Immortal?
2023-06-09 12:11
3 replies
Its a snail of the species 'Helix Aspersa'. It has an average speed of 48 meters per hour.
2023-06-09 12:23
#66
jks | 
Australia ceejae
Fuck yes it's worth it, fuck no it's not worth pursuing. People that say death is an essential part of the human experience only believe that as a coping mechanism.
2023-06-09 15:40
#91
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Ukraine Patrizio
Prob not.You can only become a worse person
2023-06-10 14:45
#2
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Hungary eryss
Most sane brazilian person
2023-06-09 12:11
3 replies
#5
NiKo | 
Malta aMM7
adderall?
2023-06-09 12:12
it's an hypothesis that has been around for decades, he didn't just make that up
2023-06-09 14:17
1 reply
Yeah.
2023-06-09 21:42
#3
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China Zhusha
Sounds like you can just wait for the snail to come get you once you have lived enough and made your peace. 10 million is very little considering eternity though edit: I guess it's 20 million if we follow your description
2023-06-09 12:13
6 replies
Just a comment to make the game more interesting: Its a snail of the species 'Helix Aspersa'. It has an average speed of 48 meters per hour. Disregarding terrain and all other variables, the distance between Brazil and Japan is 18,500,000 meters. Applying the formula (time = distance / speed), the snail would take 44 years to travel from Brazil to Japan. FOR EXAMPLE.
2023-06-09 12:18
5 replies
#10
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China Zhusha
But the snail is intelligent so it will sneak on ships and cars instead, maybe even an airplane somehow
2023-06-09 12:19
2 replies
Exactly! #11
2023-06-09 12:19
Well there's no other way to get there. A snail can't swim. It'd have to go on a ship or plane.
2023-06-09 21:55
#18
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Poland Mcparaca
airplanes
2023-06-09 12:24
1 reply
Exactly!
2023-06-09 12:23
#4
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United States KhanQu3st
Put the snail in a box, put the box on a space ship, have someone leave it on the moon.
2023-06-09 12:12
Trap it
2023-06-09 12:13
#7
JK | 
Asia flipflop
I'm the snail
2023-06-09 12:13
just fly across the ocean.
2023-06-09 12:18
5 replies
Remember, the snail is intelligent. He can take an airplane.
2023-06-09 12:19
4 replies
It will take like a year for it to get on the plane.
2023-06-09 12:20
2 replies
By the way, some information about the characteristics of the snail #8
2023-06-09 12:23
1 reply
OK and ? It still gonna take a long time for it to get on the plane.
2023-06-09 12:26
it will have to get on the place somehow and assuming that the snail is yet too slow and planes do not stay still for too long i doubt it would be able to get on a plane. And the risk would not really be worth it since it failed it would lose so much time
2023-06-09 15:21
#13
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Latvia PeaceDATA
Send snail to space with small amount of fuel, so there would not be possibility to come back. Therefore IQ of snail will not matter in this scenario.
2023-06-09 12:20
2 replies
#20
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Europe KiroBullS
+1.
2023-06-09 12:25
1 reply
#71
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Denmark Rottefar93
would be a shame when humanity is gone and you just want to die
2023-06-09 21:50
Blast the snail into space using a rocket. While thing is basically like scp 096, it can't move as quick as 096, as well as it can't utilize it's intelligence due to lack of limbs. Snail can break through strongest materials, ok, but it can't overcome lack of gravity. Alternatively head rocket into a black hole.
2023-06-09 12:23
10 replies
#21
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Europe KiroBullS
good luck doing that with 10 million
2023-06-09 12:25
8 replies
Some rockets cost about that sum.
2023-06-09 12:28
7 replies
#29
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Europe KiroBullS
dont think you can build a rocket for 10 million which can reach a black hole
2023-06-09 12:35
6 replies
That was an alternative option (besides you can invest or use other means of expanding over the starting 10 million). Primary is just sending it into space where lack of fuel and acceleration will not allow it to ever return back.
2023-06-09 12:42
5 replies
#46
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Europe KiroBullS
i am not even sure if for 10 million you can build a rocket powerfull enough to send it to orbit. You need enormous amount of power to leave earths orbit so good luck with that.
2023-06-09 13:33
4 replies
Falcon1 is about 8 In any case, getting a rocket is the best solution, whether it's available at starting money or needs time to be acquired
2023-06-09 13:42
1 reply
#50
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Europe KiroBullS
The total development cost of Falcon 1 was approximately US$90 million to US$100 million.
2023-06-09 14:56
Pretty sure if you ask Elon he'd do it for a mil or 2
2023-06-09 21:56
1 reply
#82
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Europe KiroBullS
yeah and he will lock you somewhere and do experiments on you to understand how tf are you immortal
2023-06-09 21:58
Sending it into a black hole seems like the best option hahaha
2023-06-09 15:10
#23
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Israel IdoXD
Lure the snail to a space shuttle, throw the snail to the void Ggwp
2023-06-09 12:26
Boring
2023-06-09 12:28
I'll build a moat around my house and walk faster than him during the day. Fuck is he talking about. Moats stumped humans for centuries and had them invented catapults and trebuchet. I'd like to see what a genius snail does to hardcounter a moat.
2023-06-09 12:31
1 reply
goes through the water :D
2023-06-09 15:13
#27
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Denmark 45ETY
do we always know where the snail is?
2023-06-09 12:33
3 replies
No.
2023-06-09 12:34
2 replies
#35
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Denmark 45ETY
then nah, lose lose situation
2023-06-09 12:57
1 reply
+1
2023-06-09 15:29
#30
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Bhutan woogah
i just have to spot the snail once and then move to another continent and it will never catch me..
2023-06-09 12:37
1 reply
I couldnt sleep thinking the snail will get to me someday
2023-06-09 23:05
Pay some money and join Elon's Musk Mars colonization program.
2023-06-09 12:40
1 reply
Hahaha
2023-06-09 13:00
Traumatize the snail
2023-06-09 12:43
1 reply
Hahaha
2023-06-09 21:45
#34
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Brazil StriderOFF
A superintelligent being would be able to communicate with humans and get followers/helpers. The safest would be have your own "fortress", living in a safe house within a spacious, clean area surveilled 24/7. Get all packages checked. I would be accompanied by dogs trained to detect the smell of this specific snail species and to immobilize any snail they see. Unless it can powerthrough through my walls, but I think it would take time and be noticeable
2023-06-09 12:45
2 replies
#52
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Brazil Nyxoos
2023-06-09 15:04
1 reply
XDDDD
2023-06-09 21:42
Dig a deep hole and burry the snail in there
2023-06-09 13:03
2 replies
48 m / h even if u dug to the center of the earth (2900 km = 2 900 000 m), it would take the snail 60 417 h or 2 517 days or almost 7 years to get out. Unrealistic hole and 7 years is not that long in the face of eternity
2023-06-09 13:08
1 reply
I just cant reallly imagine how the fucking snail would just dig its way trough the dirt
2023-06-09 13:09
#38
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Romania lBlu3lKing
Just trap him in a box or something , cement it and keep it close for when you are ready to die.
2023-06-09 13:05
1 reply
-> The snail is capable of breaking through various materials like tungsten balls, iron balls, so asking a scientist to create an indestructible cage will only delay the snail but wont trap it forever.
2023-06-09 13:08
I'd let the snail kill me, no purpose in living such a life
2023-06-09 13:09
1 reply
XD
2023-06-09 13:46
i'll send the mofo in france we will see if he survives
2023-06-09 13:11
Id put him on a circular treadmill that detects which way has moving so that hes just stuck in one spot.
2023-06-09 13:16
4 replies
but 160 iq he will get away
2023-06-09 21:52
3 replies
how?
2023-06-09 21:55
2 replies
i arnt 160 iq, so i cannot tell you
2023-06-09 21:56
1 reply
well if you had 160 iq youd know this is the only good option
2023-06-09 21:57
Put a GPS tracker on the snail just to be sure, move to another continent, problem solved.
2023-06-09 15:02
i would cook the snail, because i love fish
2023-06-09 15:05
Just move places every once in a while.
2023-06-09 15:06
#55
l | 
Germany _car
Paying someone to launch it into space seems like the most reasonable option
2023-06-09 15:09
do i know where the snail is initially? I would buy a house (with long hall probably so it would be the only way for the snal to get close to me), set cameras and detective sensors everythere so they would be able to detect small creatures moving not faster than a snail and just keep living my life. Once it reached me i'd sell the house, move to the opposite side of the planet and repeat. It'd let me live without worries for a pretty long time i guess
2023-06-09 15:13
Most sensible option: Have 3 (or more) mansions spread across the world at a good distance and move in a cycle everytime the Snail gets reasonably close. Besides that, I was wondering if it would be possible to trap it in a certain way that It cant move any way. Imagine trapping it in some sort of wind tunnel, wind coming from every side at such a force that the snail is trapped in the middle not being able to move anywhere
2023-06-09 15:14
#61
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Ukraine SHEOL_NR
Freeze the snail and then throw ice cube in the middle of Pacific ocean. Will take ages for it to get out.
2023-06-09 15:19
I would pay u to change the rules and make snail immortal, deal?
2023-06-09 15:37
1 reply
-> The snail is immortal and indestructible.
2023-06-09 21:51
#65
jks | 
Australia ceejae
If the snail is more intelligent than me, it would be impossible to escape it forever.
2023-06-09 15:37
1 reply
2023-06-09 22:17
#70
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Bulgaria Stoyan_g
3rd question how much time do you spend outside , and 4th question go put some work on yourself and ur goals not asking retarded questions
2023-06-09 21:45
just kill myself, there is no point
2023-06-09 21:53
1 reply
I would do the same.
2023-06-09 22:11
Being immortal sounds awful to me, I'd let the snail kill me.
2023-06-09 21:53
1 reply
+1
2023-06-10 11:58
okay forget the snail...this is for eternity and I only get 10 million? Make it 10 billion then we'll talk.
2023-06-09 21:55
Itd be fun for a while but sooner or later I'd get lazy or let the snail kill me. The beauty of life is that we have limited time.
2023-06-09 22:50
1 reply
Exactly.
2023-06-10 11:58
#87
Starry | 
United States elkk
what if i go to space?
2023-06-09 23:06
#90
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Ukraine Patrizio
I will live in space XD It's snail cmon
2023-06-10 14:44
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