Forum thread: RIP SWEDEN/NORWAY

im so fucking scared

2023-08-06 22:42

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stay inside and play cs, dont die bro

2023-08-06 22:43

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doesnt matter. shit is gonna rip our roofs off and flood our houses, everyone will drown

2023-08-06 22:49

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what side of norway u on? u in the extreme zones or what

2023-08-06 22:53

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Vestlandet

2023-08-06 23:08

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same, bergen but i think we mostly unaffected in bergen so praying for u and everyone else

2023-08-06 23:20

enlighten me pls

2023-08-06 22:43

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Hans AKA Hasse is coming tonight and he might end us all

2023-08-06 22:46

scary times indeed

2023-08-06 22:43

hans_j ?

2023-08-06 22:43

Hasse might kill us all, I'm so scared

2023-08-06 22:45

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hope youre joking mate

2023-08-06 23:21

Nothing wrong with some extreme weather, usual norwegian summer <3

2023-08-06 22:46

just a little rain, you'll survive

2023-08-06 22:49

ahhh...its a storm.

2023-08-06 22:50

What is hans hasse

2023-08-06 22:52

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Scandinavian names :)

2023-08-06 22:56

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hans is german

2023-08-06 22:58

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Germanic* (biblical) - used in Scandinavia since the middle ages according to google

2023-08-06 23:01

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yes real scandi names are old norse names imo

2023-08-06 23:06

Stfu nobody cares

2023-08-06 23:20

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you seem to care

2023-08-07 18:21

Oh more abu and abdullahs in scandinavia? stop being a liberal and vote conservative

2023-08-07 00:07

11 replies

take your meds

2023-08-07 01:31

You do know politics are way different here than na? And thank god for that.

2023-08-07 11:01

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funny you say that... theyre slowly becoming the same. democracy is a cancer

2023-08-07 11:06

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you know what, you're right! we need more dictatorships! russia china and middle east are so much more based and successful!

2023-08-07 11:08

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Pls help us were becoming another middle east dictatorship, pls

2023-08-07 11:15

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whaaat no way bro, israel greatest country, if you disagree you are anti-semitic and cancelled /s

2023-08-07 11:21

why do libtards always act like the only other option next to democracy is dictatorship

2023-08-07 11:23

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what do you suggest then? this kind of western anti-democracy movement is heavily framed as a trump, putin, orban type of thing. and that kind of government is just as shit as a more "traditional" dictatorship, they just say stuff like "muh freedom of speech" to make you think it's bordering the same thing

2023-08-07 11:27

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damn youre clueless

2023-08-07 12:02

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im majoring in politics

2023-08-07 12:03

you can have rasmus paludan. i think he is free and available.

2023-08-07 18:23

If our houses had the build quality as NA houses i'd be terrified.

2023-08-06 22:54

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I have been in Missouri during a full-on hurricane. It isn't as bad as people think I was quite surprised those paper houses actually stand through much more than you think. They would definitely stand against Swedish storms During the latter parts we sat in the balcony of an old Victorian house (almost mansion) and just enjoyed the weird weather

2023-08-06 23:28

I'll need more context. Is tjis "Hans" a very big fuck off tornado or what?

2023-08-06 22:57

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I Just saw......wtf is just rain

2023-08-06 22:59

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sorry. we dont the fucked up weather like you do. but we are working on it, tho

2023-08-07 18:25

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Yeah I just got a little triggered because I went through 2 fricking hurricanes and here you get a whole thread about swedish rain. but still, #38, take care.

2023-08-08 04:40

its just some regular storm. idk what the big deal is

2023-08-06 22:59

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Yeah there's not news about it (not that I found anyways) and had to confirm through weather apps and that is gonna be a lot of scary rain at best. Maybe flooding would be a problem so take care still.

2023-08-07 00:34

I think the big deal is because It's got a lot of rain-wind, seen something about widespread flooding, not too sure though

2023-08-07 10:44

At least your life isn't boring during such extreme times. Nature is beautiful)

2023-08-06 22:58

Yes Hasse has start visit me now. Cant play CS now because live in house and dont know anything about åskledare

2023-08-06 22:59

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Isnt like 95% of the cables beneath ground now a days? Atleast thats what i tell myself so i can keep playing cs

2023-08-06 23:01

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if you've got a decent jordströmsbrytare then you are fine. I've got massive antennas that literally beg to be hit by lightning (tallest in my neighboorhood by far) and they haven't been hit, ever, in 15 years.

2023-08-07 13:46

vg.no/nyheter/utenriks/i/onz80K/ekstremv.. at least you got to taste it first mens

2023-08-06 23:02

if everything goes white in front of you, it might not be a flash

2023-08-07 18:27

meanwhile Slovenia after 1 week of storms...

2023-08-06 23:06

people are almost more hysterical about this than they were about covid. That says something. Chill out with the mass hysteria and don't trust your clickbaity Aftonbladet.

2023-08-06 23:22

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+1 hans aint got shit on me,

2023-08-06 23:46

what the fuck are you talking about, covid got people worried sick for months

2023-08-07 01:34

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Yeah only the sheeps got worried, us people who can think for themself didnt care at all.

2023-08-07 11:11

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holy crap +1+1+1+1+1+1+1

2023-08-07 13:43

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cringe as fuck

2023-08-07 17:39

the media ran out of things to frighten people with

2023-08-07 10:34

According to an expert, weather like this happens only once every 25th year

2023-08-07 11:41

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what happened last time? did millions die? global famine? ...or did maybe a couple of elderly people drown because they didn't follow government recommendations?

2023-08-07 13:44

Still, this is NOTHING compared to the extreme weather that can occur in tropical countries and the USA.

2023-08-07 13:52

Typical Norwegian beach day weather

2023-08-06 23:27

i think i drive to Jeppis now for the +31

2023-08-07 01:27

Hans Landa monkaW

2023-08-07 10:27

scandinavian jokes.

2023-08-07 10:29

2023-08-07 10:38

Who

2023-08-07 11:05

Rain too stronk, hope he gets another mvp

2023-08-07 11:06

it's coming here as well, i don't know how well my apartment's electronics are secured and since i don't have home insurance (just moved here) i will just take most of my cables off the grid for the storm

2023-08-07 11:12

theres 2 finnish newsite ppl read online, the other says "storm is coming" the other says "storm isnt coming" hmm

2023-08-07 11:18

small storm

2023-08-07 11:44

mad german coming that sounds bad

2023-08-07 12:16

The sold-out Depeche Mode outdoor concert on Tuesday (tomorrow) here in Finland was just canceled because of the incoming Hans storm. Organizers don't want to take a risk and let people to travel there just to find out the storm and lightning destroys the bass beat.

2023-08-07 13:57

i just love it when the media sends some poor dude into the shitty weather for a report on how bad things are. its so easy to see that they try extra hard to look worried and anxious

2023-08-07 18:32