Forum thread: every pokemon vs 1 billion lions

I mean, Onix alone could win because he's just a worm made of rocks and throw in a Steelix, same but made of steel

2023-09-12 10:24

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i mean yes but onyx, like all pokemon, has limits to stamina and energy also this pile of rocks can canonically die to bubbles bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Bubble_(..

2023-09-12 10:26

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It wouldn't matter, the steelix and onix could kill like 500 lions, go to sleep wake up kill another 500 go to sleep wake up and repeat this process as there is no possible way the lions could hurt them

2023-09-12 10:29

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in pokemon, this is the weakest lion i could find bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Litleo_(.. a real world lion is probably stronger with more potency and offensive options i'd say if Litleo can kill onix and steelix (assuming enough stamina and time, and no counter attacks), then a billion stronger lions can probably also take them down

2023-09-12 10:31

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what do you mean more potency and offensive options can real lion spit fire ?

2023-09-13 10:40

Real life lion will only bite and their tooth will get absolutely demolished by rocks or steel. I don't even know why you are discussing this #1 was a perfect answer

2023-09-13 15:11

but also if the pokemon survive like 6-12 days then the lions will all die of starvation or eat each other

2023-09-12 10:39

When a lion pulls out a bubble wand lmk

2023-09-12 14:48

1 Magikarp would be enough

2023-09-12 10:24

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explain

2023-09-12 10:27

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Magikarp used Splash!

2023-09-12 14:56

Basically all fire pokemon would just toss a flame at one and scare away all the others

2023-09-12 10:26

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lion mind: kill pokemon they do not care if it means a fight to the death

2023-09-12 10:27

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lion mind: fire scary aaaah

2023-09-12 10:45

but they don't act like this in reality

2023-09-12 14:55

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its a billion lions vs fucking pokemon how is «this isnt realistic» even an argument

2023-09-14 06:24

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just make the rules more clear and chill bro

2023-09-14 09:43

A BILLION? oh all the non flying and non aquatic Pokemon are getting mauled

2023-09-12 10:29

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weedle mvp, 1vs 1000000000

2023-09-12 10:32

aren't there literal pokemon gods ?

2023-09-12 10:31

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there's a BILLION lions

2023-09-12 10:32

Yes in lore there are literally pokemon who could just destroy the entire planet. Its such a boring question, the only response is "but you dont understand how much a billion is" when is reality even if you exclude the god pokemon there are pokemon like coalossal "Coalossal has a peaceful disposition. However, it becomes enraged if the coal mines it lives in are vandalized, incinerating those who invade its territory with flames from its body as hot as 2,700 degrees Fahrenheit (1,500 degrees Celsius)" twice the heat of a active vulcano. Like bro this thing can just walk around and kill every lion itself.

2023-09-12 14:55

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2023-09-12 16:02

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Yea its a childrens game so a lot of pokemon dont make sense.

2023-09-13 10:37

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Magcargo has some op degrees too "Magcargo's body temperature is approximately 18,000 degrees Fahrenheit" which is just absurd lions would just disintegrate at a simple touch

2023-09-13 14:30

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Yup

2023-09-14 03:40

2023-09-13 10:39

Pretty much... Just watch the Vsauce 3 video for a better understanding.

2023-09-13 15:09

Charizard ez W

2023-09-12 10:32

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would he be able to stay in the air forever? constantly spewing fire if he comes down, he dead as hell

2023-09-12 10:32

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Flying creatures already don't live on the ground when they're tired of flying, a Pokémon certainly wouldn't.

2023-09-12 14:54

also dragonite

2023-09-12 10:35

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#16

2023-09-12 10:38

Snorlax would just turn over and crush em all

2023-09-12 10:33

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hmmmm

2023-09-12 10:44

People underestimate how much one billion is

2023-09-12 14:51

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#27 people dont understand that you could make it 10 trillion and the lions still lose. They just CANT physically kill sooooo many different pokemon. I mean fuck 1 ghost type solos 100000000000000000000 lions given enough time also since they cant be hit. EDIT: issue with this argument is everyone keeps saying shit like "oh charizard can fly" who tf cares about charizard hes so weak

2023-09-12 14:57

The creatior trio could just escape using space time portal. That's not even considering how fucking strong pokemons are.

2023-09-13 10:38

Pokemon, even without legendary ones

2023-09-12 14:56

This is a good way to bait out the nerds

2023-09-12 15:45

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2023-09-12 15:46

hltv.org you're a nerd too, keep lying to yourself though.

2023-09-13 10:38

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nice schizo post. i didnt do any lying

2023-09-13 10:48

You better set some rules beforehand and not correct everyone with rules that are in your head only

2023-09-12 15:53

Is no one going to mention there are literal GHOST type pokemon O.o how is a Lion going to do anything to a Ghost?

2023-09-12 15:54

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#28

2023-09-13 10:38

Pokemon win /closed

2023-09-12 18:06

Pokemon The average pokemon is a literal God

2023-09-12 18:40

a billion is a lot of lions

2023-09-12 18:40

ez for lions against weeb shit pokemon

2023-09-13 10:47

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You appear to have a serious problem with baiting when it comes to anime.

2023-09-13 14:38

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no I just hate weebs

2023-09-13 15:07

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You don't even know what they are to be able to "hate" them... We've been over this.

2023-09-13 15:07

How can 1 billion lions beat a flying pokemon?

2023-09-13 11:00

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flying pokemon can not fly forever

2023-09-13 14:07

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A lot of them can

2023-09-14 09:37

Obviously Pokemon would win... they are fictitious for a reason, because even if some of them actually existed, it would have massive ramifications for the planet. Vsauce 3 did a video on just a couple of them and how powerful they actually are, now factor in all of then versus 1 million lions.

2023-09-13 14:36

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billion* :) Hope you have a great day further! :D Stay safe and hydrated <3

2023-09-13 16:04

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Ah yes... thanks for the correction. Likewise, friend. :D Great to see you again! ^^

2023-09-13 16:58

all you need is a mew using transform and imprisond and the billion lions would be completely unable to do anything

2023-09-13 15:53

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nice try, but one of the lions used snatch, and since transform is the only move your mew knows, now it'll struggle to death. ez for actual animals, rest in piss weirdomons.

2023-09-14 06:35

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I believe you dont know how snatch works. However we can avoid this by having an indedee with iron ball, therefore being the last to summon her ability and preventing priority moves like snatch with the psychic terrain. We can even go further having a throh using mat block and any flying pokemon use tailwind to ensure we can pull this off safely

2023-09-14 09:34

theres pokemon that like distort time and space wtf are lions doing vs that lmao

2023-09-14 06:29

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raawwrrrr bite bite raaaawwrrr dies

2023-09-14 06:36

pokemon win or tie

2023-09-14 09:39