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jOELZ explain?
Norway ItsLukeSkywalker 
Ok so, this guy is beast online he is better than any 3DMAX member. So why don't he join a top team? besides trolling this is the plain truth. Is he cheaterino and afraid of LAN? Is he ugly and afraid to show his face? Let hltvarmy judge
2014-11-18 19:51
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he should stop playing, wasting his time at the moment
2014-11-18 19:52
basically alot of us are wasting time playing cs.
2014-11-18 23:30
but joelz is like going and pro and not going pro at the same time, if that makes sense to u.
2014-11-19 13:00
Comment didn't make sense, but I understand you. If joelz would want to be a pro he would try to get into a team, but as you can see he isn't willing to find any. He just plays a game which he likes.
2014-11-19 13:51
when natu cut him he said via twitter that he was delusional and he went afk to cook minced meat in a game like a retard.
2014-11-19 15:33
I don't remember natu saying jOELZ went to cook minced meat like a retard. BTW, how does a retard cook minced meat? I mean, how does it differ from a healthy man cooking?
2014-11-19 20:22
joelz is playing to make people lose some skins
2014-11-18 19:52
3DMAX will be top3 soon. you heard it here first
2014-11-18 19:52
cheaterino, HLTV confirmed!
2014-11-18 19:52
Portugal dracø 
Joelz is the master troll. He is an amazing player but I don't think he takes this seriously enough to be in a top team :D I hope I'm wrong and he joins one tho cuz I really like to see him play
2014-11-18 19:54
Europe midi 
He is busy being a chef at his local BBQ restaurant
2014-11-18 19:54
he is learning how to cook better
2014-11-18 19:57
'he's good' yeah, against tier2 teams. You can't say a player is good until they drop 30 bombs against teams like fnatic and ldlc
2014-11-18 20:00
Spain akproxx 
He destroyed nip on inferno when nip were thebest
2014-11-18 20:07
jOELZ always delivered versus top teams aswell (online though). So your argument... is invalid.
2014-11-18 20:11
so fifflaren was never good :p
2014-11-18 20:33
he was. He didnt topfrag, but he had other uses, like supporting
2014-11-19 12:45
"You can't say a player is good until they drop 30 bombs against teams like fnatic and ldlc"
2014-11-19 16:53
31-28 when he played against NiP
2014-11-18 20:51
online.. countless people have beat nip online, and joelz game vs nip, wasnt even important game, which surely affected how seriously nip took it try same @lan vs Top teams, where every give 100% to win money :D
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Finland siloquez 
Lol if one could be more russian than that video, the world would explode..
2014-11-18 20:10
2014-11-18 20:11
HAHAHAHA , The kid at 0:08 looks exactly like swag ;DD
2014-11-18 21:04
omg how can this exist
2014-11-19 20:36
Stop hating on him just because his mother doesn't let him play @ lan.
2014-11-18 20:09
I understand perfectely that he doesn't want to waste his time playing with finnish people. Only lurppis_ had a real career and it was way back in the days.
2014-11-18 20:13
-allu +joelz for mouz
2014-11-18 20:14
why -allu? lol allusports is only sports if -allu..
2014-11-18 21:39
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Hungary inzekt 
cause he is lanhigh Kappa
2014-11-18 20:21
he will be at ESEC i think
2014-11-18 20:23
2014-11-19 19:45
I believe a "top" team actually gave him a chance once and he randomly went afk in the middle of a round in a match and said he was cooking mince meat or something like that.
2014-11-18 20:23
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Slovakia harek 
lan or online ?
2014-11-18 23:23
He was definitely cooking at LAN, no doubt
2014-11-19 12:49
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Slovakia harek 
top team should have a designated cook for this, don't you think?
2014-11-19 15:10
Italy rbz 
radiaciòn, u retartet?
2014-11-19 16:46
He is not even good, played him many times in esea
2014-11-18 20:24
suNny | 
Finland m1skaa 
Yeah he takes esea pugs sooo seriously
2014-11-18 20:31
oh, another thread about guy from hltv forum
2014-11-18 20:24
Finland FRGVN 
To answer all your questions, here we go.. 3DMAX did try him out but the chemistry apparently wasnt there and he wasnt respectful enough towards the team(hence the minced meat incident). I spoke him a long long time ago and he said that he doesnt want to join the finnish top team(s) cause he doesnt want to go to international lans just to get beaten by teams that are miles ahead. He does not cheat and is not afraid to play on lan(has played lan once and won the event).. about his appearance, just judge yourself.. there's pics of him from the lan event(I think even on galleries).
2014-11-18 20:26
What minced meat accident?
2014-11-18 20:28
suNny | 
Finland m1skaa 
Went to cook some minced meat mid-round in pcw
2014-11-18 20:32
HAHAHHAHAHAH I find that rather hilarious :D
2014-11-18 20:35
Finland FRGVN 
incident =/= accident but yeah as m1skaa said on #53 joelz went to cook minced meat during practice and was kicked from ENCE(or whatever it was at that time)
2014-11-18 20:35
"he doesnt want to go to international lans just to get beaten by teams that are miles ahead" I lold
2014-11-18 22:39
well that is a pretty good reason tbh, no finnish csgo team has ever achieved anything on any half decent international lan. so why join them and waste the time? he should join like mouz or some shit. oh wait, they never achieved anything either lol, my bad.
2014-11-18 23:17
he won event where lowskilled finnish teams(mixes) played for fun :D have fun trying same against top teams on lan :D
2014-11-18 23:14
Finland FRGVN 
yeah what is your point? the point everyone is having that he doesnt show up on lan and he did.. the fact that he won the entire event doesnt have anything to do with the matter.
2014-11-18 23:18
you have misunderstood people.. they mean that he havent gone to "REAL LANs", LAN events where actual TOP players play. Everyone can go to some local lowskilled lan, but that is far from lan proved. Since finland have only one good player (allu), all finnish CSGO LANs are full of lowskilled players
2014-11-18 23:22
Finland FRGVN 
and he has been offered that chance how many times? 1? yeah and he had to go get his drivers license test(whatever the fuck thats called) done. So I dont get the point that ppl say he is a landodger and NEVER has attended a lan tournament. and no I have not misunderstood the community if they say never and not specify it to international. btw I wouldnt say suNny reflex disturbed xarte histeli etc etc etc players lowskilled but w/e rocks your boat.
2014-11-18 23:29
maybe you dont think they are lowskilled, but maybe that is maybe because you are finnish? Compared to top CSGO players, they are. Thats why finnish csgo success have been miserable for ages. Its typical from finnish that if their team win some unimportant game online, they first think 'omg we are good'. In real games on LAN were everybody plays 100% seriously, you see real level, and from finnish teams.. quite low. And why any seriously taken team should give jOELZ spot in their roster, when jOELZ is acting most of time like 10 years old, is one of biggest jokes in CSGO (not good for team imago), dont always even show respect to other teams, dodge every possible International LAN chances. 'i had Driver license test, so i have to dodge international lan" is best excuse ever for lan dodge :DDDD Dude, you clearly haven't done your test yet, it is something that can be moved later if needed :) You have misunderstood, you haven't understood right why people laught and jokes about jOELZ.
2014-11-18 23:51
That's some skyhigh level of butthurt.
2014-11-19 12:59
Finland siloquez 
Yeah but man.. You are not Get_right either, you just happen to have same nationality so your egoism shines nicely in your text :D And finnish players have quite high level, they are just too herp derp to make teamss :P
2014-11-19 15:20
I never said I would be get_right. I can admit: Im not good CSGO player. I have no problem with that. I have played below 300 hours and I never even intend to become solid, I have no time to play csgo much or even have motivation to play computer game much. But in one thing im good at that is following scene _objectively_. Finnish teams have been performing very badly on international CSGO lans for ages. That is because other teams simple have been much better on every aspect. You cant success if you keep losing aim battles and meta battle all the time. Lack of skill is biggest problem in finnish csgo scene. If Celtic and Barcelona play ten times against each other, its likely that Celtic might win one game, maybe two. But on long run, that doesnt make them better than Barcelona, in one game luck factor have bigger role, on long run it doesnt have. If finnish team win game or two and then drop from tournament time after time, it just proves that overall they weren't that good.
2014-11-19 16:25
Italy rbz 
theres no need to be upset
2014-11-19 16:48
show your face
2014-11-18 20:32
mans too busy cooking...
2014-11-18 20:35
France cedd 
i think he's likely too busy not giving a fuck
2014-11-18 20:37
minced meat
2014-11-18 20:58
zehN | 
Finland jemmis 
cus joelz doesnt want to go pro breh
2014-11-18 21:06
2014-11-18 21:24
joelz !
2014-11-18 21:59
Spain akproxx 
joelz is too sexy for play on lan
2014-11-18 22:08
Italy rbz 
+1 would be a distraction to other teams #nohomo
2014-11-19 16:50
100% homo dude he's too seksi to say no homo
2014-11-19 17:15
Australia eClipz-AU 
Yeah pretty sure he cheats hey.
2014-11-18 22:22
Canada gloomit 
saw it on inferno, just ridiculous - never saw anyone cheating that bad :D
2014-11-18 22:24
If -2 members from 3dmax and +allu +joelz = TOP 3 TEAM (online ofc)
2014-11-18 22:37
Finland FRGVN 
joelz sunny xarte reflex allu would be quite a team..
2014-11-18 23:30
zehN | 
Finland jemmis 
xarte is horribad with anything else than awp, so id pick natu before xarte
2014-11-19 15:12
Finland FRGVN 
I'd say xartE is horribad with the awp and natu is horribad with everything.. but yeah I'd pick up someone else instead of xarte anyway but he was the first in mind cause of the match that was played against platinium. anyone but khrn or natu instead of xarte.
2014-11-19 18:58
zehN | 
Finland jemmis 
khrn is fine, and natu has brains to do stuff, when u have 3 MAD fraggers and 1 fifflaren (joke:D) u would do fine. but we all know this isnt ever going to happen lul
2014-11-19 19:19
Finland FRGVN 
well yeah I'd agree if Finland had 3 mad fraggers in the category of shoxie olofm get_right etc that you could do it with 3 mad fraggers but nah, u need 4 atleast and someone like pronax or happy to frag even more while leading the team.
2014-11-19 19:40
If u want madfragger, i would pick stovve. He was like top5 2012 @ cs 1.6 in finland. Much better than joelz/sunny etc. and his aim was freaking sick. Dunno nowadays what he is doing
2014-11-19 19:55
Finland FRGVN 
well I know stovve well enough, he is great and would prolly be my first pick to a team from after allu if he is on form, havent heard of him lately though. :)
2014-11-19 20:00
zehN | 
Finland jemmis 
stovve is as dead as angeldust, and allu reflex sunny are best fraggers currently in finland =PD=DPD=P=EE=p
2014-11-19 20:12
Finland FRGVN 
your point being? I just said I know he is good but I dont know about his form since I havent heard of him lately.
2014-11-19 20:16
can't cook minced meat on lan
2014-11-18 22:45
jOELZ is the based god. eoNs died and ressurected him as his lovechild. You cannot prove nor disprove his master race greatness, you can only bow down to it. Peace
2014-11-18 22:51
he can join mousesports...
2014-11-18 22:55
I highly doubt that mouseposrts would want player who dodge 100% international LANs :D
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they are, jOELZ aint, you got it finally :D
2014-11-18 23:07
Finland FRGVN 
u r funny dude.. 1/1 = 100% sure, thats good use of mathematics.. represents the reality very well.
2014-11-18 23:31
he could turn off his wallhack
2014-11-18 23:01
jOELZ aint cheater, he is just troll and have made so much "enemies" that it would be VERY unpleasent experience him to go International LAN and he know it himself :D All his CS hours thrown to trashcan :D
2014-11-18 23:02
There is no peace, there is only eoNs
2014-11-18 23:06
what team could he join lol
2014-11-18 23:21
So the conclusion is that he's a good troll and not a good player. End of the story.
2014-11-18 23:22
Where's aslak?
2014-11-18 23:37
suNny | 
Finland m1skaa 
2014-11-19 15:14
he is now a lion
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2014-11-18 23:38
the tru stori is allu still his place on mauz Kappa
2014-11-18 23:38
how much you lose
2014-11-18 23:39 he's cute sounds awkward as fuck tho (just as almost any other finn)
2014-11-18 23:45
if adult looks like 12years old, i dont know if 'cute' is most accurate word to that :D
2014-11-18 23:47
why are u so damn butthurt? ))
2014-11-19 16:30
he's not allowed to play this game... too much violence and blood
2014-11-19 17:10
KHRN >>>>>>>
2014-11-19 13:01
so you lost ur skins betting on Platinum?
2014-11-19 13:56
Finland cockcheek33 
Seriously, who would want to go to a proper LAN with a 2nd tier team just to get anally fucked by everyone?
2014-11-19 14:02
this, but majority here and especially lurppis doesn't understand it ;S
2014-11-19 14:04
jOELZ is just waiting for all the other cs:go players to reach his level
2014-11-19 14:27
2014-11-19 15:11
finally someone who gets it
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2014-11-19 16:32
There are plenty of reasons not to go to a lan, some people can feel the lan environment agonizing and there are things like social phobia, some times people don't wanna tell the reasons if they are embarrassed of them.. Or maybe it is just about the lack of a proper team, who knows..
2014-11-19 16:46
just like your VAC bans xD
2014-11-19 19:00
sorry I forgot them, too long time ago, I didn't know that me being good fucks you in the ass..
2014-11-19 19:52
Who is joelz?
2014-11-19 20:19
maybe it frog?
2014-11-19 20:21
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