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France jjkjirx 
Sup guys ? So a girl from university started texting me like 3 weeks ago. We barely knew each other so we discussed about ourselves the first night. The weird part is, since then, we've been mostly talking about really serious topics like societal matters, philosophy, literature, cinema. I'm for sure a part of the problem since I always try to find out the personality of a person before starting a serious relation. So yeah, I did bring some serious concerns on the table, but she did as well. And we're never talking about feelings or shit like this. I really don't like commitment and i'm a solo dude. I don't like company, except when it comes to some really good friends of mine. The thing is, this hoe is really interesting and it's time for me to move up. So guys, any ideas what to do in this situation ? For sure i already have some ideas like taking her to a bar and talk.. Thanks pals
2015-02-17 00:33
fuck her first
2015-02-17 00:35
if vagina suits you, then shes good for.. yee good
2015-02-17 14:28
athxna | 
Netherlands p2dr 
Too late, you are now in friendzone
2015-02-17 00:36
Nietzsche said "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." and I perfectly agree with him. There can't be just friendship between a man and a woman.
2015-02-17 00:40
Portugal Cyborgy 
wow totally uncorrelated ,n1
2015-02-17 00:50
Anyone who quotes philosophy is instantly written off in my book. Come up with your own ideas... peasant
2015-02-17 01:03
2 people cant have the same idea on one subject ?
2015-02-17 01:18
320,356,999 million people order the same burger every day in his country. Cant come up with his own ideas...a smartass much logic
2015-02-17 02:39
United Kingdom tomtmh 
2015-02-17 14:18
hardest rekterino of the day :D award this guy <3
2015-02-17 14:35
I'm Vegetarian and eat only healthy foods. Nice try, not everyone in the US is a piece of shit (most are, honestly)
2015-02-18 02:03
nothing personal my friend, just spotted opportunity to make a funny comment with some truth in it
2015-02-18 02:09
sadly you're right. I never understood why its "ok to be fat" in america. shit is bad for everyone. 1) fat people are gross, not all fat people, but most fat people dont take care of themselves PERIOD 2) they die younger, have health issues etc 3) they make places like mcdonalds rich. 4) they fuck our kids over teaching them about candy and shit. I never even had a piece of candy until i was 13. Step sister was a fat fuck
2015-02-18 02:23
More importantly Nietzsche is an idiot /thread
2015-02-17 18:45
If there is 0 flirting involved, your chances are pretty slim I'd say... Sorry... Then again, I don't know the situation as much as you do. However, you're the one who has this burden of wanting to move up, that's a certainty, you don't know whether she does or doesn't though, so... Good luck, but I think that ship has sailed.
2015-02-17 01:09
I'm not really asking for your thoughts on my chances but on your thoughts on an interesting way to meet.
2015-02-17 01:13
...No wonder she doesn't have any attraction towards you, you sir, are a dick.
2015-02-17 10:15
2015-02-17 11:40
how was he being a dick...?
2015-02-17 14:05
If you say so..
2015-02-17 14:11
The ship has sailed after 3 weeks? What are you, a fool?
2015-02-17 14:16
Intense talking of serious subjects, no flirting whatsoever, no 'dates' (get togethers at places), yes, you are clearly delusional if you think this guy is getting in her pants. Sorry, the laws of attraction just work differently, it's not my fault, if you believe otherwise, then you're the fool. Like p2dr said, he's now in the friendzone, and there's no way he's getting out. ...And yes, wtf do you expect after no sensual action of any kind after 3 weeks, that they're going to fuck happily ever after? Guess again.
2015-02-17 16:17
2015-02-17 02:45
men and women cant be "just friends"
2015-02-17 16:30
correlation does not imply causation. /close
2015-02-17 16:34
shox | 
Canada dB- 
yes there can be friendship between men and women just not with any combination of a man and a woman
2015-02-17 17:20
Romania blg- 
take her to a bar and talk.
2015-02-17 00:36
Netherlands Klitaris 
2015-02-17 00:37
Switzerland coolstorybro 
Go watch 50 Shades of Grey with her and then fuck her right in the pussy
2015-02-17 00:37
am grill, can confirm this works.
2015-02-17 00:38
Dude why you watch that gay film or series.
2015-02-17 00:48
then beat her to death
2015-02-17 01:36
HAHAHAHAHAHHHA OMFG this weardly enough made me gigle
2015-02-17 02:03
ZywOo | 
Germany fulltilt 
ask her for a matchmaking
2015-02-17 00:38
2015-02-17 00:38
thats not a friendzone retard
2015-02-17 00:51
quote " And we're never talking about feelings or shit like this. " they are talking about shit things that has nothing to do with sex / flirting. so gtfo
2015-02-17 03:18
fuck her right in the pussy
2015-02-17 00:38
Romania HAZAR:D 
bang her
2015-02-17 00:38
Switzerland Sylleo 
it is not really a relationship it s the friendzone pit
2015-02-17 00:42
What friendzone ? If you guys think you can't get some girls after 3 weeks, you are 14 or really unexperimented.
2015-02-17 00:46
Keep asking about real life on hltv, u will get smart answers.
2015-02-17 00:49
First time i ask something serious here. I'm not expecting much tbh but i thought it could have been nice to see what people can propose.
2015-02-17 00:50
keep talking to her and try to close the gap, being closer invite her to watch something or idk, you're the french so you should know how to get girls ))
2015-02-17 00:52
if she started texting you first, she probably likes you. make the first step, take her out somewhere, you have a good shot
2015-02-17 00:53
Thanks pals
2015-02-17 01:35
Oh the irony... :) you're so naive, it's almost cute, but you're a grown man I presume, so I actually rather feel bad for you... No hate, just real, actual, genuine sympathy.
2015-02-17 16:22
"this hoe is really interesting" Lmao im done
2015-02-17 00:52
France kevN 
hahaha thought the same, then started to read through the comments. now i'm totally done xD
2015-02-17 03:29
most of ppl here never fcked a girl ,so here my advice, just send her a picture of ur dick in erection she can only say i wanna see you tomorow or something like this , otherwise just give up she is probably lesbian
2015-02-17 00:53
best proposition so far, i'll probably stick with it.
2015-02-17 00:54
you cann add a romantic message with the picture ,it can only help !
2015-02-17 00:57
Made my day ROFL haha
2015-02-17 00:59
lolz best answer
2015-02-17 01:26
just ask her to come over?
2015-02-17 00:53
Spain Ayrr 
''The thing is, this hoe is really interesting and it's time for me to move up.'' best part haha You said it by urself, move your ass and take her to somewhere and then talk about what your fucking mind want to talk about :DD
2015-02-17 00:56
I have the exact same relationship with a chick atm, I just started flirting in a subtle way and now we are really hitting it off. Just hint at things.
2015-02-17 00:56
That's nice. I just find it pretty awkward. The way it has started. So, did you just go for a drink ?
2015-02-17 01:00
Started off texting mostly. Here we always discussed the sort of things you did with your ladyfriend. I started just being witty and flirty, in a subtle way of course. We met up at a local place and just clicked. Good luck pal :)
2015-02-17 01:09
Thanks sport :)
2015-02-17 01:21
i started the same way with my girl. now we look back on 8 years of happy relationship and look forward to our serious and morally well grounded common future plans. it seems you two are fit for the next step. i am not talking about "fucking her right in the pussy", but about opening up on feelings and desires and take it from there.
2015-02-17 00:56
That's what i'm talking about mate. I'm happy for you.
2015-02-17 01:01
Xizt | 
Bulgaria HellRose 
tell her what u think? that she is beautiful, funny, smart or whatever and u like to spend your time with her and u wonder how she feels about you cuz u find her attractive and ur interested in fucking her haha
2015-02-17 01:01
Maybe she isn't beautiful, funny, smart or whatever, and your advice will just make him look like a hypocrite. What's wrong with you? Jeez!
2015-02-17 01:08
Xizt | 
Bulgaria HellRose 
wtf r u want dude? Jeez!
2015-02-17 01:09
I want respect for the human kind and balloons.
2015-02-17 01:11
Xizt | 
Bulgaria HellRose 
im afraid i cant help u. gn
2015-02-17 01:11
Is that what Xizt said to you?
2015-02-17 03:22
chrisJ | 
United Kingdom dv-_- 
No, Xizt did #22
2015-02-17 11:35
Norway Eek! 
she might have cooties, best to back off
2015-02-17 01:04
3 weeks is not friendzone :/ 6 weeks = you need to do something right now 8 weeks = half friendzoned 10 weeks = 100% friendzoned Anyway, my tip would be simply to ask her out. Do an activity after 17:00 (not cinema/movie/dinner/bar or some boring shit). And like end of the night it's usually the best moment to talk about feelings (if you want to). And if shit goes sideways, find another one. But I think you will have a good shot (since she's the one starting chatting with you)
2015-02-17 01:22
I totally agree with you : movie or dinner are terrible choices. But why not a bar ? And what activity are you refering to then ?
2015-02-17 01:24
Bar could be oke, depends on what kind of bar. Perhaps one where you can play 8 ball or something. Point is, you need to do something where you can easily talk to her but also an activity where it does not force you to talk. Worst things are awkward silences. You could do all sorts of stuff. Hiking, Bowling, watch a musical/theatre or maybe go ice skating (its winter now anyays). Next to a fire is also nice, but thats like after hiking. A fire always does magical things to a person, somehow you get hypnotized by looking in the fire, start to calm down and it can be pretty romantic. Just avoid dinner/cinema at all times. One forces you to talk with her all the time (and if you suck at it, hellow awkward silences). The other one is all about the movie on the screen and not about you, so that doesnt help either
2015-02-17 01:36
I agree on all. I was actually thinking about theatre. Would be really easy. Thanks for the precious advice mate. Except if you go for a really nice movie with several interpretations possible in which case you can talk a lot after the movie, around a beer.
2015-02-17 01:42
Np man. Yeah I know what you mean. Tried that a few times but didn't really work out though. But then again it might have been coz of the girl I was dating. We went to see Ted the comedy film. And she end up like crying at towards the end at the small sad part. Huge tears and all that stuff. I dont know, she was weird perhaps thats why it didnt work out
2015-02-17 01:48
Oh yeah I haven't thought about that possibility. That must have been pretty embarrassing.. But yeah it's maybe better that way.. Crying girls..
2015-02-17 01:57
France kevN 
2015-02-17 03:33
Lmfao, lost my shit when I read hoe after that long paragraph with too sophisticated words for HLTV standards.
2015-02-17 01:51
I wanted to catch up attention at some point..
2015-02-17 01:59
I'm too high to realise if I just got rekt. Considering your judgement at the moment is better, can you tell me?
2015-02-17 02:00
No you didn't. You must be really high right now.
2015-02-17 02:05
Aah okay :D
2015-02-17 02:37
tell her your match making rank. I find girls lose their shit when they find out im a distinguished master guardian
2015-02-17 01:58
I'm g/e. That should go alright.
2015-02-17 02:00
m8 ur practically royalty
2015-02-17 02:01
They call me Prince William, Duke of Cambridge.
2015-02-17 02:03
I wonder how silvers get laid haha. Hello ladies, Silver 3 coming through :P
2015-02-17 03:44
2015-02-17 02:03
Play just the tip
2015-02-17 02:03
go to the bar and bang her brains out don't talk bro wtf
2015-02-17 02:03
2015-02-17 02:06
there was nothing weird to be found just tell her. or if you are shy or affraid, then just spend good time with her and do fun stuff together until she ask you cause you are such a pussy, either way works. but second way have small risk some girls are even more shy than the most shy guy in taking this step, brains wired differently, she must really become desperate or affraid to lose you to ask, but it can happen
2015-02-17 02:52
Nothing weird about this relationship dude... Only your description of her as a hoe is weird here. Lol.
2015-02-17 03:12
" philosophy, literature " rofl
2015-02-17 03:24
this generation of prole virgings makes me sad... what you described is just starting to know each other. looks like you two share some interests. if this is meant to be a friendship or can lead to more is up to you. just ask her for a date, 9/10 she will say yes. then you will see if there is something.
2015-02-17 03:36
you gotta get some flirting in there as well you can't just be 100% serious all the time, she'll realise later that you're boring and move on
2015-02-17 03:48
Lick her neck.
2015-02-17 03:57
chrisJ | 
United Kingdom dv-_- 
2015-02-17 11:36
You try to finde help on HLTV? :D The avarage age is 12...
2015-02-17 10:44
Question is, do you really like her or do you just want to get laid? Calling her a hoe, makes me wonder. Whatever you do, don't pretend. If you just want to fuck her, then don't bullshit and pretend do be interested in literature and cinema and all this shit. Just cut crap, maybe she want's to have sex only too. Pretenders are far the worst, makes me cringe when guys pretend for a "higher" goal.
2015-02-17 11:30
Obviously I don't just want to fuck her.. I don't talk for 3 weeks if I just wanna fuck. Calling her a hoe was ironical dude
2015-02-17 14:01
she likes anal, ask her.
2015-02-17 11:33
You calling her a hoe? That's gonna end up well.
2015-02-17 11:33
2015-02-17 11:40
chrisJ | 
United Kingdom dv-_- 
You do realise she is probably waiting for you to ask her to go out for a drink/meal right? Infact I think I saw her make a thread earlier but the mods deleted it.
2015-02-17 11:37
I do realize it. Like I said it's time for me to go forward. I was just wondering if you guys had any cool meeting ideas.
2015-02-17 14:05
chrisJ | 
United Kingdom dv-_- 
If you want to make it really special, do what I do: show her videos of KennyS awping, and say that it is you hitting those shots. She will want to skip the bar, and go straight to the bedroom!
2015-02-17 14:21
That's a nice transition to show her my "Baguette magique" (Magic stick), I'll think about it.
2015-02-17 14:36
you should tell her how you feel. like 'Hey, hoe..'
2015-02-17 14:13
Go somewhere out of your city; take a long train ride with her and talk..
2015-02-17 14:14
That's how it started with me and my girlfriend. We talked/still talk about any kind of serious topic and I love it. She's clever what I adore a lot. So yeah, it's probably only good that you guys have so much to talk about!
2015-02-17 14:15
It feels to me like a necessary way to build a solid relationship foundation. Wish you the best with your chick.
2015-02-17 14:23
Been working for 14 months now, thanks. Good luck to you too. ;)
2015-02-17 14:31
If it feels right, just go for it, you can regret it later or regret u never took the shot! Live in the NOW!
2015-02-17 14:16
tell your mom how you really feel about her.
2015-02-17 14:16
man, if she texted you, she did it cuz wants u to F**K her, not talk about stupid s**t...a girl don t random text a boy to seek friendship.....ask her out and try to kiss or hug her :P
2015-02-17 14:20
french kiss ?
2015-02-17 14:24
2015-02-17 14:26
fuck her right in the pussy
2015-02-17 14:21
"this hoe"
2015-02-17 14:21
Ask her out for a drink and then lead the topic to relationships - if things go well from there take her out for dinner the same night/evening.
2015-02-17 14:23
Take her out and make out with her
2015-02-17 16:25
this is the lighter version of fuck her right in the pussy?
2015-02-17 16:28
It is just a bit of friendly advice. Take her out, get a couple of drinks in, set the scene and go for it. It is a simple litmus test: if a girl likes you, she wants you to kiss her. If a girl does not like you, she will not kiss you. Problem solved. Of course, it is a little more complicated if the OP is a dweeb, which I suspect he is as a result of the fact that he made this topic in the first place.
2015-02-17 17:20
Dont say things to her like "im a solo dude"
2015-02-17 16:41
Why not ?
2015-02-17 17:04
Brazil LIPE1 
Almost in the friendzone,Atitude man!
2015-02-17 17:25
Ask her out, be polite and act like you are the best option for her. And maybe you'll get some You must realize you will lose global rank, because your right hand won't have as much practice as it did before.
2015-02-17 17:32
My skill is already starting to drop big time.
2015-02-17 18:44
>mostly talking about really serious topics like societal matters, philosophy, literature, cinema 15 year old detected
2015-02-17 17:32
I'm 24. I've been with my ex-gf for 4 years.
2015-02-17 18:45
You need a black plastic bag and Chloroform or roofies. She will enjoy the date
2015-02-17 18:43
sleep with her... if after the sex you dont feel like kicking her out, shes a keeper
2015-02-18 02:26
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