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United Kingdom Mio1 
What do you work as? How much do you make an hour? Do you enjoy your job?
2015-11-20 13:28
yes
2015-11-20 13:28
#316
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Slovenia eTheBlack 
2015-11-21 01:36
yes
2015-11-20 13:29
#4
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Luxembourg st470 
Hltv president Quite annoying Bad salary
2015-11-20 13:29
I am your minister
2015-11-22 05:23
#393
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Luxembourg st470 
can confirm
2015-11-22 05:24
im dont got job because 3th world
2015-11-20 13:29
me 2 :(
2015-11-20 15:54
fel u m90s
2015-11-20 16:24
job is for fagits
2015-11-20 20:07
me 3
2015-11-21 00:27
#339
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Iceland PrTz1 
come2brazil dilmae <3
2015-11-21 03:09
m2
2015-11-23 12:28
im dont got job because 3th world
2015-11-23 23:58
Surveyor More than enough depends on workload/amount of sleep ;)
2015-11-20 13:30
#8
United Kingdom Mio1 
Nice :)
2015-11-20 13:30
how much you get per hour ?
2015-11-20 15:51
enough
2015-11-20 16:17
im asking couse im doing the same thing ...........
2015-11-20 16:22
so if you get enough per hour it's the same
2015-11-21 03:33
Kek
2015-11-22 05:23
Yeah
2015-11-25 12:57
how about you answer his fucking question instead of being a cocksucker?
2015-11-21 00:42
ah yes 'enough', best way to make yourself seem like an idiot who works at mcdonalds
2015-11-24 05:34
you clicker the survey shit online and earns bitcoins?
2015-11-21 00:48
google it you gypsy
2015-11-25 12:56
#7
Russia mizmo 
still at university :(
2015-11-20 13:30
best years of my life dude wtf? i really like university
2015-11-20 14:21
I do as well mate but u see its hard to combine it with job even a temporary one and i live not in the richest country so there are some bad things too about uni :<
2015-11-20 15:48
What are you studying?
2015-11-20 15:49
linguistics :>
2015-11-20 17:12
i thought u study minet
2015-11-20 20:08
i thought ur mom does
2015-11-20 20:50
dont be so rude :(
2015-11-20 20:56
sry m8 u seemed rude to me and i decided to respond like a d*ck :<
2015-11-20 21:40
fakin hitler and putin
2015-11-20 23:55
hahahaha
2015-11-24 16:13
Is it worth it? I mean, is it interesting or not? As I'm considering it along with some other courses.
2015-11-21 11:49
yep i understand what about student loan?
2015-11-20 15:51
well i live with parents and sometimes work on weekends so i earn at least smthn not to ask parents =D
2015-11-20 17:11
#276
Spain ewg 
Theres no student loan in other countries outside of Scandinavia, atleast in most of em.
2015-11-20 23:50
i think that america and england have it too
2015-11-20 23:53
#282
Spain ewg 
Yeah I said most of them dont have it. Spain doesnt have it, per example. And i doubt Russia has it.
2015-11-20 23:57
ah ok
2015-11-21 00:20
eyy student loans lmao, in Scotland uni is freeeee and loans are dirt cheap :>
2015-11-21 04:50
Why worry about working now? Universiry is our "job". And its much more fun than an actual job, so be happy!
2015-11-20 18:01
guess ur right mate :)
2015-11-20 18:33
Yeah, I'm sitting at home wondering if I should go to a dorm party tonight or just stay home and smoke weed. This is life dude :D
2015-11-20 18:45
=D i've stopped partying like half a year ago cuz i have some debts now :( ps: is weed legal there? :o
2015-11-20 20:51
No, far from. But its not that unusual :) Im at the dorm party now though haha
2015-11-20 23:08
You gotta be as lucky as me mate. I live and study here in germany and NL and all the beautiful coffeeshops are 1 hour with the bike away (20-40 mins with the car):D
2015-11-20 23:18
Lets enjoy life <3 got 5 years left of this. What ate u studying?
2015-11-20 23:34
got 3 yrs left and studying sustainable tourism [: how bout you?
2015-11-21 04:33
get a room you faggots
2015-11-23 11:29
same here =D hf there (:
2015-11-20 23:25
You're at the dorm party but you're on HLTV? You must be fun at parties
2015-11-21 03:16
I was on tje toilete actually haha
2015-11-21 04:08
Investment adviser Not enough Job itself is good, but the place i work at is shit.
2015-11-20 13:31
Feel you.
2015-11-20 13:43
Hows life as a med pack?
2015-11-22 05:25
Pretty good, medpacks exist all over the world Good salary
2015-11-24 00:02
2015-11-20 13:32
#12
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Sweden Hasklon 
Professional baiter Depends on how many silvers are online 9/11 rating
2015-11-20 13:33
I'm just gonna let myself get baited so you get an extra dollar mate.
2015-11-20 16:20
#126
JW | 
Sweden Hasklon 
Thanks for the ez money third worlder
2015-11-20 17:16
third worlder coming from swedistan najs is najs
2015-11-20 18:47
#187
JW | 
Sweden Hasklon 
Dont take the bait
2015-11-20 19:07
i guess thats another dollar for u m8 xD
2015-11-20 19:45
#199
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Sweden Hasklon 
I'm rolling in the cash
2015-11-20 20:04
1. Front-End-Developer 2. EDIT 28 euro 3. Sure
2015-11-20 13:35
35 per hour?
2015-11-20 13:36
Nah, it is something like 28 euro but it includes my normal job plus freelance projects
2015-11-20 13:39
Fake flagger even President doesnt get that much rofl, barely gets 450€
2015-11-20 17:57
I'm not a fakeflager. IT salaries are nice but still in UK or USA people can get much more
2015-11-20 18:07
ah, I thought you are working in Poland rofl Max what i have ever heard here is 15€ per hour
2015-11-20 18:11
I'm working in Poland. I said that in UK or USA salaries are higher than in Poland (but standards of living are higher also). I have 6 years of experience (since i was 16 i think) but i work almost 10 or 11 hours every day. It depends, but as i said before i included my freelance projects and that's why my salary is not the same every month
2015-11-20 18:16
5 600€/Month if you work 10 Who do you work for?
2015-11-20 18:18
I'm not allowed to tell you the name of my company. But it is international company with many headquarters(im not sure it's a proper word) around the whole world. It's in Warsaw. But again as i said before, 25% of my salary i have from my private (freelance) projects
2015-11-20 18:27
rofl you are not allowed i think i just fell for this b8
2015-11-20 18:28
You can think whatever you want, but it's not bait
2015-11-20 18:30
Ya did mate
2015-11-25 12:59
#166
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Slovakia crushyou 
lmao you wish,only chief officers get 5 grand and higher in Poland
2015-11-20 18:32
I dont know nothing about chief officers salaries. But know a lot about developers
2015-11-20 18:36
nt ISIS
2015-11-23 11:54
#453
Yugoslavia sC^ 
35 mins per hour?
2015-11-25 13:01
he didnt ask your monthly salary bro
2015-11-20 18:48
Yep he didnt and thats why i didnt write my monthly salary
2015-11-20 18:51
then u obv forgot to insert , between 2 and 8
2015-11-20 18:52
No why? If you dont have any knowledge (or maybe your knowledge is not good eonough) about developers then please dont try to be smart
2015-11-20 18:55
obviously you arent earning the average monthly salary of polish guy in a hour, so lets just end it here
2015-11-20 18:55
omg my mongolian friend you're bad at programming knowledge, bad math ahh let's end this. You're right.
2015-11-20 18:59
isnt it boring to just write codes and stuff? all this developer shit
2015-11-21 03:56
Hmm well, when i was just a simple junior all my job was to write simple websites (even without JS). But now there is a lot of different projects. You can ask same question to truck driver. Isnt it boring to just drive whole day ;D? If someone likes it, it's no problem
2015-11-21 13:06
yeah, im just going to university to learn more specific IT but I didnt like those hello world scripts and c++ so I just wanted to ask. thanks for answering tho.
2015-11-21 17:03
1. csgo analyst 2. couple thousand a day 3. hell yea
2015-11-20 13:34
#264
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Norway Bakudi 
are u serious???
2015-11-20 23:26
#278
Spain ewg 
are u retarded???
2015-11-20 23:54
#432
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United States joke_cs 
are u fak u???
2015-11-24 05:14
r u???
2015-11-25 12:56
I don't work to show the world and society how strong of a rebel i am. #REBELLIFE KAPPAKEEPO
2015-11-20 13:37
13 year old troll #REBELLIFE
2015-11-20 14:20
21 yo actually #IREGRETNOTHING
2015-11-20 17:56
1. Financial secretary 2. 2500euros/month 3. Its decent but I'm gonna upgrade my job sometime soon
2015-11-20 13:38
Professional csgo player Rising skin value Yes very much
2015-11-20 13:39
yes
2015-11-20 13:40
#28
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Denmark Bqlle 
Receptionist/mediadesigner 15 euro /hour (it's a students job) Ye I like it. It gives me good connections in the media business :) But days like today i've only slept 4-5 hours cos of playing games, so atm i hate it
2015-11-20 13:40
#29
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Portugal Freeman96 
1. Goat fucker 2. 5€ day 3. I can't complain
2015-11-20 13:40
xD
2015-11-20 23:30
So you're a goat prostitute?
2015-11-21 02:10
Resturant 10$ for hour
2015-11-20 13:40
Pls nuke palestine
2015-11-20 13:42
Pls nuke France
2015-11-20 18:02
pls nuke ... nah don't
2015-11-20 18:28
too close?
2015-11-20 18:45
ja :D
2015-11-21 15:57
pls nuke 2.0 i really like nuke
2015-11-21 02:24
Accounting first year after apprenticeship. 2. 4'800 CHF / Month 3. Job is O.K, people here annoying.
2015-11-20 13:44
nice salary must be a good company
2015-11-20 23:31
It is. But the people sometimes are.. yeah
2015-11-23 08:03
NO MED KIT ???
2015-11-22 05:30
kek
2015-11-25 13:00
Developer 2.4k€/month (first job) Yeah, it's nice
2015-11-20 13:45
#41
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Russia m8ms 
developer of what? software?
2015-11-20 13:47
What kind of developer?
2015-11-20 13:48
weed developer
2015-11-23 11:33
#39
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Russia m8ms 
design engineer of the electric equipment 1100$ per month was 2400$ before sanctions :<
2015-11-20 13:46
damn thats a big cut.
2015-11-20 16:15
#114
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Russia m8ms 
rub / us dollar currency...
2015-11-20 16:22
1. Sales and marketing consultant 2. About 18 Euro/ hour 3: Yes
2015-11-20 13:48
Proffessional fapper
2015-11-20 13:49
#46
Poland tfg 
im not working anymore, was tired of waking up around 7am xD but i used to be a qa engineer as my last job and it was like 25pln/1hour (after taxes), 4000pln net, but well, it seems like in poorland i earned less as a fucking qa than toilet cleaners in germany, and yea i liked it, i know that qa is my way to go in it, and i will be back to it in the next year
2015-11-20 13:52
Doctor, department of internal medicine. 560 € / month. That's the reality in our country :)
2015-11-20 13:52
wow man...are you serious? In Portugal the minimum wage its 505. Every pothead working at mcdonalds recieves almost as much as you do. You got move to another country bro
2015-11-20 14:06
#54
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Finland phoosi 
You probably would get 10 times as much in finland
2015-11-20 14:08
#70
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Europe knype 
560 € / month? Thats not even one week salary in sweden with my profession..
2015-11-20 14:26
So, what's your profession?
2015-11-20 16:15
AOO AOO AOO!
2015-11-20 16:22
:DD
2015-11-20 17:24
#128
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Europe knype 
it-consultant or in sparta: warrior
2015-11-20 17:20
min wage here is 250 i think :( atleast living is cheap
2015-11-20 16:28
no, it's 180euros officially. I lived in Bulgaria for some time
2015-11-20 21:24
and i thought in the UK it was bad
2015-11-20 17:27
m8 my parents' base salary is 600+ (both doctors) while my mother sometimes works night shift (probably not the right word) so +more
2015-11-20 19:53
560? :o a 30yr old doctor gets here something like 10k CHF (9kEuro)
2015-11-20 23:41
I'm fully aware of this fact. I know I could earn at least 2,5k E as a starting salary in western countries. I also know that there is a lack of doctors in the west since you don't need such a qualification to have a decent life there. I'm considering moving there but I'm a bit of a patriot at the same time. And I'm a bit scared tbh. You could live for 20 years in e.g. Germany but you will be always looked upon as an "Ausländer" :/.
2015-11-20 23:48
you could look for a country where you are welcome. i heard in sweden they welcome all and you get good money
2015-11-20 23:57
1. Logistics manager 2. Still in education 3. Yes but it is stressful
2015-11-20 13:57
#51
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Finland ksib 
1. Gaming café host 2. €6,88/hour, 4 hours/week every Friday 3. sure, I can take a free paid nap before going to a bar because there haven't been any visitors for two months
2015-11-20 14:02
Fucking Love finns hahahahahah
2015-11-20 16:18
1 - It's kinda hard to explain my job. Essentially I just have to sit in a chair in front of the PC, going to facebook, hltv etc and wait for fair dealers to come and pay me for the space they are using in the fair. I work from 5 a.m 'til 5/6 p.m (13h). Most of the time I'm just browsing on the web while waiting. 2 - I get paid 100€ p/fair. Around 400/500€ plus tips (50€ month) 3 - It's really boring but I only work on sundays so it's nice After January I'll be a Personal Training About 6 to 9€/hour I will love my job xD
2015-11-20 14:07
Graphic Designer 4,5€ Per Hour I hate it!
2015-11-20 14:09
4,5 e ?:D
2015-11-20 21:19
yeah
2015-11-20 22:02
1. Cleaning toilets 2. 5€ 3. Yes i love it
2015-11-20 14:10
dobje poorlak
2015-11-20 17:28
Chef 9,2e per hour It's a fine job for me, because I don't have education atm (Currently studying) but this job will do until I get a profession.
2015-11-20 14:13
#67
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Spain akproxx 
joelz?
2015-11-20 14:23
sadly I don't deal with minced meat X(:(8(
2015-11-20 16:24
1- I own a subway franchise in the city of goiania-brazil 2- i make arround 15k Reais per month, i dont know how much is that in euro. 3- yeh, love it.
2015-11-20 14:14
around €3.7k, not bad at all.
2015-11-20 16:21
what ? a profitable subway shop ? that's rare.
2015-11-20 17:37
driver fake taxi
2015-11-20 14:14
I am fake doctor
2015-11-24 00:11
#60
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Norway Magnetic/ 
I worked at a grocery store 17€ an hour hated it, so i quit. currently unemployed, going in the army in April
2015-11-20 14:19
#68
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Lithuania Slim Flug 
I was about to say damm 17 an hour for puting groceries, but then I saw ur flag.
2015-11-20 14:24
Giveaway skins?
2015-11-20 19:56
toiletcleaner in syria
2015-11-20 14:20
#64
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Japan enos 
doctor 5 hours everyday expect sunday 12h yep
2015-11-20 14:21
nice, how much does a doctor earn in japan, I want to be one but starting salary for a FY1 in the UK is 22k :(
2015-11-20 17:26
#408
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Japan enos 
i am a resident in orthopedic surgery (first year) and i work in germany ,earning 5k£/month ( not adding extra hours)
2015-11-23 11:50
Student/student job 12 euro/hour (dont have to pay taxes becuz student) Stressful but nice extra €€€
2015-11-20 14:22
#66
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Lithuania Slim Flug 
1. Driver at port. 2. 12 $ 3. Yes, its very easy and I get to drive all kind of new cars.
2015-11-20 14:22
Full time at a printing company, I make sure that the screens going out for printing are good. 15 bucks an hour Pretty boring, but idk cuz I'm still in college.
2015-11-20 14:25
.Unemployed .About 2700euro a month from welfare .Its ok but sometimes I feel useless
2015-11-20 14:26
#76
Belgium sQzz 
2700 RIGHT :D DAT FUCKING LIER!
2015-11-20 14:34
:)
2015-11-20 14:41
i guess u know nothing about norway ;)
2015-11-20 16:20
why? you dont wanna know how much you get here from the state
2015-11-21 00:02
Shit that's sick :s
2015-11-21 00:10
#185
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Poland qater- 
sometimes? You are not just useless, you are a parasite
2015-11-20 19:07
lol 2700 from welfare, stop being delusional
2015-11-21 00:47
I work as a cunt. Depends on who and how I provoke them. Yes, a lot.
2015-11-20 14:29
#74
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Morocco Gg2734llolol 
banquet hall, 40$ a day no tips, fuck no i dont enjoy it, so many fags dont tip you spit in their fucking plates niggers
2015-11-20 14:31
well, that escalated quickly
2015-11-21 00:03
IT engineer 800 euros a month fairly enjoying... i would be making 5 times much money in west europe, but family comes first, so no immigrando
2015-11-20 14:34
Wow, I'm probably moving to Romania next month and will be getting the same in technical support :/
2015-11-20 16:20
I'm gay do gay porn black guy stuff i get around 1000 per movie, not scene. Hard to get the good paying stuff these days so many people doing it :/ Yes I love it, one day I dream of Shane Diesel
2015-11-20 14:40
lier anal sex pays good
2015-11-20 15:51
Full-Stack Dev Personal billing rate(60/hr) Salary = six-figures I fuckin love it
2015-11-20 15:55
Studying.. 400€/month <3 SU
2015-11-20 15:57
Corporate Relations,Non Profit Org, dealing with Pharmaceutical Companies. 6500 per month x 13. Very happy about the job and my company. Salary could be a tad higher, but I'm fine with it for now.
2015-11-20 16:00
Pharmaceutical Companies Expected from medpack
2015-11-20 19:59
What do you work as? potato farmer How much do you make an hour? in an hour i can harvest 200kg of potato Do you enjoy your job? i love potato
2015-11-20 16:00
Forensic autopsy about 1700e enjoying it so far have been doing it for one and half year !
2015-11-20 16:01
Forensic autopsy worker on HLTV.org right no
2015-11-20 16:23
bait on hltv right no
2015-11-20 18:15
You are probably just a 19 year old who just started as an intern. No respectable worker of this society frequents this dump.
2015-11-21 01:03
i just said in last comment that it was b8 ?
2015-11-21 01:06
kden
2015-11-21 01:13
#91
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Brazil tooque 
sex god few pussies a day yes
2015-11-20 16:04
my own real etate in Barcelona. i win after taxes and all payments about 4 or 5k yes i enjoy
2015-11-20 16:08
Bobcat driver/helping the other bobcat driver / maybe for weekends waiter in reception.. making 15/16 $ per hour but they pay us per day so 1 day 140 not always sometimes is hard sometimes is okay but thats what it is :) and if i work as waiter i get 120 per night for 8 hours :)
2015-11-20 16:11
Professional Skydiver for movie parachuting scenes, tv-series etc. Not certain monthly payment but +$100k/year. Yes.
2015-11-20 16:14
#285
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Azerbaijan Talley 
Well, who wouldn't haha.
2015-11-21 00:05
lol nice
2015-11-21 00:05
AppleCare advisor. Around €2.91/h. Not really, but depends, sometimes it's fun.
2015-11-20 16:14
#100
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Romania Chupacabraro 
Helicopter pilot 700 euro/month yes.
2015-11-20 16:16
what? i thought they earned alot more ?
2015-11-20 16:18
700 euro as helicopter pilot???????!!?!
2015-11-20 16:22
Programmer $2000/month Sure!
2015-11-20 16:20
1. Architect and urbanist 2. always can be better :D 3. I fuckin love it
2015-11-20 16:22
No jobs in siberia
2015-11-20 16:22
Unite, jobless people of HLTV! youtube.com/watch?v=p27ipEzsxW4
2015-11-20 16:23
Dishwasher 4200 CHF Hate it, but love the sweet ez money
2015-11-20 16:23
WHERE xD
2015-11-20 23:27
in the alps, near gstaad
2015-11-21 01:02
nois
2015-11-21 01:33
really surprised noone wrote blowJOB
2015-11-20 16:25
Skotta snö / moving snow 20$/hour before taxes (31%) I study aswell
2015-11-20 16:25
#125
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Israel sbd123 
gigolo ez sex with money gained
2015-11-20 17:16
Import and development specialist 6,5€/h - 950€/month - not that bad for Poland but always can be better I do... well maybe sometimes it's fucked up :D
2015-11-20 17:21
A levels- bio,chem,maths boring zzz
2015-11-20 17:23
If you want a good job here you have to really work for it and its still shity compared to rest of the world.
2015-11-20 17:25
gambler 1.5k - 20k /month it's fine ;)
2015-11-20 17:28
#145
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Germany wookles 
in minus, right?
2015-11-20 17:58
1.5k - 20k = -18.5k
2015-11-23 12:04
#138
f0rest | 
Belgium Qker 
i'm working for myself, i sell windows, doors. I also sell Maintaining products, touch up sticks and stuff like that to professionnals. I work around 10h/day and i'm making around 3k5€/month, it depends. I don't really enjoy my job but i would earn less money if was doing something i really like.
2015-11-20 17:32
sound engineer ( more like technician ) my work hours are variable, can be a 4 hour rush, or several days of sitting my ass in a chair and figuring shit out on my computer. i mostly roll, and unroll cables, put gaffer tape everywhere, and get mildly electrocuted. i mostly get paid with beers, coffee and cigarettes. I usually don't handle the mixing console and actual sound, but when i do, we get attacked by terrorists.
2015-11-20 17:49
IT Tech Support 14€/hour 2300€/month Good days and bad days, overall it's better than cleaning toilets.
2015-11-20 17:57
MY JOB IS TO FAK UR MADER CYKA
2015-11-20 17:58
#148
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United Kingdom ELVIS^G 
Casual Sale Assistant at Sports Direct £5.30/h kind off
2015-11-20 18:04
£5.30? Jesus, man. Are you still a student?
2015-11-20 21:08
#219
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United Kingdom ELVIS^G 
yeah :> and still live with my parents, so its ok :D don't need money that much atm
2015-11-20 21:14
I'm still doing my A-Levels and I'm making £9.33 an hour. Glad to hear you are happy tho.
2015-11-20 21:17
#221
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United Kingdom ELVIS^G 
really? Where at?
2015-11-20 21:18
Curry's PC World, representing Microsoft and giving demos of the Surface Pro 4.
2015-11-20 21:20
#230
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United Kingdom ELVIS^G 
Sounds amazing! Happy for you!
2015-11-20 21:26
ty!
2015-11-20 21:34
im doing A-Levels and im broke af, might work ups though as they're paying £10/hr
2015-11-20 23:28
#150
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Pakistan Caked_u9 
Recently graduated in Electrical engineering, still looking for a job. I have to say the waiting itself is killing me with frustration.
2015-11-20 18:08
good luck, starting out is always the hardest when u have 0 experience
2015-11-21 03:32
#367
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Pakistan Caked_u9 
yeah that is the problem, i need a job to get experience and need experience to get a job. Strange world
2015-11-21 10:32
where are u from? best to call random places and ask for free work
2015-11-21 11:01
my dad is a civil engineer, who needs a job lmao!!!
2015-11-20 18:10
Lol, u cant live on your parents money your whole life.
2015-11-21 03:47
i know but i dont need a job for now
2015-11-21 04:15
officer in TSK(turkish army) 1450 €/month reality bettur than cs
2015-11-20 18:16
more realist ? :D
2015-11-23 12:05
University -wallet/year Ok
2015-11-20 18:25
1.Electrician 2.around 22€/h 3.Yeah, like it alot.
2015-11-20 18:25
#159
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Slovakia crushyou 
roulette,slots not stable,sometimes you lose sometimes you win yes
2015-11-20 18:26
cockroach investigator payed in cockroach cant do else
2015-11-20 18:28
blow 50€ a pop
2015-11-20 18:29
drug dealer 30€ yes
2015-11-20 18:32
what u sell
2015-11-20 21:13
not a racist post on hltv? is this real life?
2015-11-20 18:35
Sales 3500 USD/month - after taxes (first gig) ezpz
2015-11-20 18:41
1. Cocktail bartender 2. The job it self only pays 20€/hour but a night shift I've never earned less then a 100£ in tips. 3. overall it's amazing job, and would recommend it. Only cons are you're gonna get mentally exhausted because of drunk people, and your feet will smell like shit and be hurting like a motherfucker. Because you'll mostly be standing up for 12 hours.
2015-11-20 18:44
i'm a waiter at a restaurant and have the same problems as you do. my legs always hurt, but on the other side i get paid really well.
2015-11-20 19:40
nice :D
2015-11-20 23:24
Manager of an NCAA D1 university's golf course grounds. Enough to not have to worry about things. I like golf, I like trees, I like grass, I like having a fleet of Mexicans that actually listen and do the job right instead of being a bunch of lazy cunts like my white people are. So it's peachy.
2015-11-20 18:57
1. Jobless Undergrad 2. 0€ 3. No
2015-11-20 18:59
1. Aircraft Maintenance Manager 2. 20€/hour with taxes 3. I like it but i'd like to change. I'm studying economics in parallel.
2015-11-20 19:07
manager?how about the technician paid in ur country?
2015-11-21 10:51
in fact i'm a technician but i'm redacting the documents for the guys who are operating on the aircraft. I don't touch planes myself. I'm paid just a little bit more than those guys for an equal longevity in the company.
2015-11-23 23:50
so almost 4000€/month?
2015-11-24 04:55
I worked for a lawyer as a "bewindvoerder", I don't know the English word for it. Wenn people (not compagnies) go bankrupt, you get a "bewindvoerder", so my job was to help them with their bankrupt. But now I'm back in school to finish my law-study. I want to become a lawyer for children. I get not much money now, around 800 euro a month, but it is ok. I'm just really happy that I can finish my study. I liked my job a lot, but I couldn't get a promotion without my law-school. School is fun now :). I hated it wenn I was young, now I love it.
2015-11-20 19:27
im working as a horsetrainier
2015-11-20 19:45
Nothing, my mom has a wallet
2015-11-20 19:57
bandindo 0 0
2015-11-20 20:14
HLTV Mod Bad salary I enjoy banning people I disagree with even if I think they are right.
2015-11-20 20:15
#257
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Germany PROUDGERMAN 
banned user spotted
2015-11-20 23:22
PGL admin, organizer, much more... Payment ... just for me to know ;) Yes! Very enjoyable :D
2015-11-20 20:53
Telecommunications tech. ( keep the server computer systems and microwaves running on microwave towers ) 27.61$ an hour I'll max out @ 35$ an hour in 4 years aside from the 3% cost of living annual increase. The overtime is where the money's at. I get a lot of that. Power company
2015-11-20 20:54
Whats the name of the company? And where is this based?
2015-11-20 21:01
PLEEEEEEEEASE! At least tell me about similar companies if I'm invading your privacy in some way.
2015-11-20 21:21
You must have an industrial electronics degree. Georgia power is who I work for. It's only a 2-year technical degree
2015-11-20 21:30
But I don't get it, what does telecommunication have to do with power/electric utility?
2015-11-20 22:45
A shit ton. Our microwave towers control functions like CB radios from work truck to work truck to home base. The truck radios for our company reach across the entire state. You can be anywhere. Also we have remote radios and rtu's set up in every substation. The remote radio's relay information about the condition of the substations and send back alarms to headquarters. I did not go to school for telecommunication. I did industrial electronics, it's just the job I landed with that degree. I woul've been installing substations and hooking up lines and all kind of stuff. I just lucked up and got a step up from that. They both pay the same except my job is just not that physical except when we climb towers. We also dothe security stuff like card swippers and finger print scanners. We do installs and control server side.
2015-11-22 05:22
I guess experience in project management is also a big plus from this job.
2015-11-22 05:27
hey
2015-11-22 05:48
Absolutely, you have no choice but to get good. If you're looking for the most pay with the least school industrial electronics is the way to go. I'm 1 semester from going back and finishing my second degree of environmental science. Hard to get a Es job though. They're top pay and fun to do. My job is stressful so I think I will finish that degree and hope to get lucky later on.
2015-11-23 17:32
Wanker
2015-11-20 20:58
I have a small construction company (20 workers) I don't have /hour salary Yes! I enjoy this as hell. The part I love the most is talking with clients or other companies / sales representative's.
2015-11-20 20:59
Exactly that is my dream for the future! Im working as carpenter
2015-11-20 23:21
How much do You make per month? Just wondering how much Swiss carpenter gets.
2015-11-20 23:56
im in my 1st year of the apprenticeship and im just 16 and getting 460 Euro/M When i finished this apprenticeship im getting in my first year ~4400K Euro sry 4 english :D
2015-11-21 00:09
4400 euro is around 18.500 Polish currency, well thats nice ;)
2015-11-21 00:30
how much do u get?
2015-11-21 00:40
6-7k I know thats not good in Your country but thats alot in mine :D And Im still investing alot of money to grow atleast a lilit bigger.
2015-11-21 01:15
first job as a rails dev, 1keu/month so far
2015-11-20 21:02
1. (Military) Aviation electronics technician 2. Meh pay but so many benefits that I don't have to pay for anything 3. Better than college
2015-11-20 21:06
do you touch planes or you redact SB ?
2015-11-23 23:52
1.Skins better 2.I lost every single bet. 3.hella yeah. gonna bet more.
2015-11-20 21:18
gl
2015-11-20 21:20
HLTV analyst.
2015-11-20 21:22
No job fuck me
2015-11-20 21:31
1. Developer of military software 2. I make more than enough 3. I enjoy it alot
2015-11-20 21:31
sportbettor -10k - 50k e/month (no taxes :)) foshu
2015-11-20 22:40
niiice :D
2015-11-20 23:19
Everyone who gambled on sports always says they're in profit. They only ever mention their wins though, never the losses.
2015-11-21 02:08
ok
2015-11-21 10:26
Chemical Engineering student. I rly like this.
2015-11-20 22:48
What do you work as? office cleaner How much do you make an hour? 9.11$ Do you enjoy your job? of course it's my dream job
2015-11-20 22:55
moved up from toilets?
2015-11-23 11:24
naah, firstly i was an army member, but then i realised that shit wasn't for me
2015-11-23 17:02
Spain
2015-11-20 23:10
Senior Administration Officer $39/H
2015-11-20 23:10
$39 Aussie dollar = 5 US dollar
2015-11-20 23:14
$28.22 US Dollar u fuckin weeb
2015-11-20 23:15
i work as drug dealer
2015-11-20 23:18
Carpenter 3.30CHF (Its my first year) Yes!
2015-11-20 23:18
#255
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Germany PROUDGERMAN 
i sit at home allday and get 364€ for nothing
2015-11-20 23:21
What do you work as? School How much do you make an hour? :( Do you enjoy your job? :(
2015-11-20 23:23
dentist idk how much i make
2015-11-20 23:23
QA Engineer, OculusVR Not bad I'm in love
2015-11-20 23:24
Sounds like a dream job.
2015-11-21 02:06
It is mate
2015-11-21 03:00
Testing 3D porn? Navigating female genitalia using WASD and a mouse?
2015-11-21 03:06
Nah these are 3rd party :)
2015-11-21 03:21
nurse 300 euros/month (LAME!!!) not really...
2015-11-20 23:26
WHAT!? 300EUR/Month?! Here it's more like 300EUR/Day
2015-11-23 11:29
I'm coming bro!
2015-11-23 13:35
#268
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Denmark fujiYEEZY 
I work as a DJ (and producer in my sparetime). My salary depends on a lot of factors - how much the organiser pays, what type of party/event I am DJing at (club, garden party etc.) and for how long I am playing. If I play at two clubs in one weekend, and the owners pay well, I can roughly make 5000 kroner (~700€) in a weekend. And yes, I love my job. :)
2015-11-20 23:29
Siesta and paro
2015-11-20 23:36
#294
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Argentina EnvyJ 
Nice job lol
2015-11-21 00:15
#287
Xeno | 
Netherlands Xenoo 
What do you work as? Supermarket shelf stacker m9 How much do you make an hour? Like 6,40EU Do you enjoy your job? Nope, the job itself isn't awful (but below my level) but the music playing is just aggravating and 90% of my co-workers and customers are full retard.
2015-11-21 00:06
Notebook service technician 800€+ netto / month yup
2015-11-21 00:09
#291
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Azerbaijan Talley 
1. Stealing bikes 2. Depends on my luck 3. Intense af, so I enjoy it And yes, I'm black.
2015-11-21 00:11
lol
2015-11-21 10:56
Currently a full time student. I feel like it doesn't occupy fulltime though so I'll look into options for work.
2015-11-21 00:11
kangaroo trainer
2015-11-21 00:11
#295
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Denmark Guldageren 
landscape Gardener 33euro/hour enjoy it alot :)
2015-11-21 00:17
#296
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Argentina EnvyJ 
1)I work as a Sound Engineer for several places on my city. 2)Depends on the band I work with, but I earn $100 minimum per night 3)A lot, you know a lot of cool people
2015-11-21 00:18
#298
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Canada pokerchip 
student. $0 :/ meh.
2015-11-21 00:22
same me, what are you studying m9?
2015-11-21 01:20
#313
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Canada pokerchip 
high school/secondary school; i plan to branch off into computer engineering or business though =) what about you?
2015-11-21 01:30
I'm 21 right now, already in marine academy in Szczecin on the second year. Hard as fuck, especially higher mathematics lessons ;/
2015-11-21 01:36
#317
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Canada pokerchip 
:/ damn that sucks bro, gl =)
2015-11-21 01:37
Software engineering student. I like it.
2015-11-21 00:53
blow and boob
2015-11-21 01:16
I work in the aviation industry and I moonlight as a CS:GO caster. The money from my career job is good these days. Casting, not so great, but I consider it a labor of love to contribute to the game I've enjoyed for so many years. It's also a lot of fun. In both cases, I've been involved for fifteen plus years and I positively love what I do.
2015-11-21 02:00
international freight forwarder
2015-11-21 02:02
Line running maintenance on an automated spot welding line in a car factory (mini). £20hr / £42k yr / 60k Euros yr The job is enjoyable but the shifts can be a pain in the ass. There's a discounted lease scheme so you get a brand BMW every 8 months for a good price which is a nice perk. Plus a very good final salary pension.
2015-11-21 02:03
how much hrs/day?
2015-11-21 02:11
40hrs a week. Earlies 6am-2pm Lates 1:30pm-9:30pm Nights 9pm-4:30am Plus an hr commute which is 2hrs travelling a day. So a lot of my time goes to work and you feel tired most of the time because of the shifts but I'm paying my mortgage off quickly. Retire early and play golf is the plan!
2015-11-21 02:17
Just like me. I mean, 8h/day. Only takes me ~30 mins (15 mins both ways) of travelling from where i live.
2015-11-21 02:38
The same job? We have about 20/30 Portuguese working here on maintenance that came from VW in Palmela.
2015-11-21 03:00
no no, not the same job, but the same amount of hrs/day.
2015-11-21 12:26
#326
2015-11-21 12:26
Storeman 10€'h (on saturday/sundays 20€'h) yep, quite stressful sometimes.
2015-11-21 02:10
burger king- 4 euro i think I enjoy because my mates at jobe are great
2015-11-21 02:12
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 now masturb8 average hltv user not even done with 10th grade
2015-11-21 02:35
Writer Paid salary + what I sell on the side It's gucci
2015-11-21 02:45
people on hltv work?
2015-11-21 02:52
Why do Europeans go by monthly earnings? Over here its yearly salary.
2015-11-21 03:04
#382
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Denmark fujiYEEZY 
Because you get a monthly salary, and if you please to know how much you earn a year, it's not hard to multiply by 12.
2015-11-21 16:06
What do you work as? Assistant manager at a retail store during my gap-year between studies. Working roughly 40 hours a week, mainly weekends or evenings. How much do you make an hour? ~19,5 euro + an extra ~5,75 after 18.00 (extra ~8,60 after 18.00 saturday or all of sunday). Do you enjoy your job? I guess that's the thing. No one truly does was they are REALLY happy doing, I guess. But yeah, I've found something I can accept. There are good and bad days, like aynthing I guess.
2015-11-21 03:21
Wrong! I work as a bartender fulltime and I absolutely love my job, is more like a hobby that I'm getting paid for.
2015-11-21 03:18
I guess that's the exception though. I worked as a DJ for a long while and absolutely loved it. However I felt at times I was more a jukebox than a DJ, which really made me lose interest. But yeah, being a bartender can get old as well. I mean it's luxury working at a discoteque - untill you get a GF or so, and the endless amount of thirsty girls throwing themselves at you, it starts to become annoying. But yeah, there are defo exceptions, especially in the nightlife. If your life is a party, why not work at one?
2015-11-21 03:20
Yeah, I've always loved bartending though, no just pouring beer but the knowledge of developing new drinks and combining ingredients to something special, like a chef but with drinks. Guess that helps a lot to why I love it. Yeah dude, working @bars/clubs, as either DJ or bartender gets you a lot of connections and you meet a lot of people. Wish I knew more about music so I could try out the DJ-thing though, alwways wanted to!
2015-11-21 03:24
I actually have a great amount of friends who are more than "just your average bartender". People who studies the craft, they go to bartender schools in England, USA etc. And then they compete at world championships. But yeah, being a DJ is very monotome actually. Playing top hits, doing whatever drunk people want you to. That's why I stopped and started producing - doing my own thing and then rarely gigging, making it a showcase at local clubs. But yeah, I've also more or less lost interest in going out. I guess partly being a DJ, getting a GF and being 23. So I'm not as mesmerized by clubbing as I was, which takes away a lot of the shine. However, if you love what you do, that's awesome. You should defo stick to it, and being a bartender has such a high amount of potential of career possibilities. So keep at it man!
2015-11-21 03:30
Ah, that's cool! I'm aiming to be within the "competitive" scene of bartending soon as well actually haha, I really love it. Yeah, I can definitely see that! Thanks man! It really does. Hey, btw. Good luck with your studies!
2015-11-21 03:43
Thank you, and likewise with the studies (bartending is an unending study I guess :))
2015-11-21 03:47
Lufthansa sales department cant complain
2015-11-21 03:39
College nothing Love it
2015-11-21 03:45
#356
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Portugal cufwipe 
No jobs in this sh*th*ole.
2015-11-21 03:49
CS & Fapping $0 Nothing yo
2015-11-21 03:49
1. CS 2. Kela 3. GG
2015-11-21 03:57
blowjob by your mom.
2015-11-21 03:59
#370
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World konraderpils 
enjoying my life hmm from 0-200€ /hr depends on how many people buy my stuff :P monthly 2000-6000€ perfect job doing nothing outsourcing all :D and earning money my friend :)
2015-11-21 10:58
construction work 25€ /h
2015-11-21 11:00
#373
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Sweden Kasidro 
Software developer and project leader. Enjoy it very much
2015-11-21 11:02
College student No need to answer I enjoyed my life
2015-11-21 13:12
awp
2015-11-21 17:05
sprayin spuds
2015-11-21 17:07
expected
2015-11-23 11:16
#387
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United States admiralsid 
Own a landscaping company, make a little under $100k a year. REALTOR, make a little under $80k a year. I enjoy real estate much more than running the landscaping company but both have it's perks.
2015-11-21 21:33
pot dealer 2k usd/month yes
2015-11-21 22:49
Toys & Tech seller; Atleast 4€ + Sells' Comission (per hour); Meh, doing zero work and getting paid is always fair enough :D but btw, some swedish/danish mate: can you get me a better job there at Sweden/Denmark?
2015-11-23 11:34
brazzers/ bald from brazzers
2015-11-23 11:34
What exactly do you study?
2015-11-23 11:37
@ a sports arena about 35$ / hr con: you get sleepy as fuck and its boring pros: you can browse the autism of hltv while you wait for your brain to rotten
2015-11-23 11:37
#455
allu | 
Finland Fherrera 
lmao
2015-11-25 13:21
must keep this thread alive its all I have
2015-11-23 11:51
trolls trainer, I feed them and I keep in fit them to keep the national security. my friend
2015-11-23 11:55
economist 8000-9000 dollars month per hour 50 dollars
2015-11-23 12:03
#415
Korea @Fr 
Work at a office Idk how much an hour but roughly 2.5k~3k a month No i fucking hate it
2015-11-23 12:09
Plumber not enough some days I enjoy it
2015-11-23 12:16
Bartender but not full time cuz I study I enjoy it
2015-11-23 17:40
#422
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France Gak0sempai 
pokemon trainer depend on the kids i bully with my pokemon, can be a lot of $P it's great
2015-11-23 17:37
Lorry Driver £850 per week (ltd) I love it
2015-11-24 00:01
IT 4.5K€/month before tax
2015-11-24 00:06
Real estate broker Base 2500€, the most ive ever made ~9000€, average 4000€. No but its worth the money
2015-11-24 05:43
Cook 2k a month meh
2015-11-24 05:47
2k a month in canada is quiet bad tbh
2015-11-24 15:28
rent is only $425 a month, other bills are another $200 a month. It's fine for me for now.
2015-11-25 19:49
im fck your mom
2015-11-24 15:28
Plumber 3.7 k euro month very good my friends!
2015-11-24 15:32
#441
CHEDEL | 
Switzerland CHEDEL 
It Support (i'm more a swiss knife - you got the joke ?! - than a full time support) 5'500$+ first job Yep i like it
2015-11-24 15:36
#454
allu | 
Finland Fherrera 
student goverment gives me about 70 euros month for "studying" so no job basically now
2015-11-25 13:20
KEEP IT GOING BOYS
2015-11-30 12:42
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