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What is your Job?
Australia HADOUGAN 
What is your job title?
2015-12-14 04:29
ResidentSleeper
2015-12-14 04:30
#31
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United States GeT_ReiCh 
nt we all know all Americans are profession burger eaters
2015-12-14 05:39
nt professional burger eater
2015-12-14 06:43
sleep and eat m8
2015-12-14 07:20
I am a pro toilet cleaner.
2015-12-15 12:44
burial?
2015-12-15 16:14
#2
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Sweden Hampzuka 
Guard at a nuclear powerplant. God it sounds so cool... It really isnt, tough...
2015-12-14 04:34
it'd be quiet af I'd assume? But still, sounds sick when you drop it on the ladies ;D
2015-12-14 04:37
#8
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Sweden Hampzuka 
That is actually true, they love them uniforms ;) Can confirm
2015-12-14 04:41
sounds like a cool job! i would like to see a uniform pic if you want to provide one:) i wish i was cool enough to guard de_nuke (hopefully not the one that got killed) and how are the renovations going? lol ^
2015-12-14 06:55
hope you dont end up like the dead guy in the guard box on nuke
2015-12-14 04:54
#16
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Sweden Hampzuka 
Hope so to :) thank you
2015-12-14 04:56
#20
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Norway Magnetic/ 
Homer Simpson is that you?
2015-12-14 05:20
#178
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Denmark U w0t m8? 
no, I'm Danish we don't support nuclear power
2015-12-15 08:24
#268
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Sweden günT 
Because one nuclear catasrophy in Denmark would spread over your entire country
2015-12-15 16:41
#303
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Denmark U w0t m8? 
probably
2015-12-15 19:13
#3
Stewie2K | 
United Kingdom ASH1i 
waiter for the posh snobby bastards who eat at hotels like twats
2015-12-14 04:36
#6
Estonia pj4 
haha feel sorry for u, coz worked the same place but quit now i am unemployed and happy;D
2015-12-14 04:38
Architect of Mobile Applications :)
2015-12-14 04:38
lmao
2015-12-14 04:48
good job actually, can make a fair bit of coin
2015-12-14 04:50
I do it myself, its just funny the way he's given his title.
2015-12-14 06:13
yea :-D
2015-12-14 10:40
ichbineinsydneyer
2015-12-15 16:05
master baiter
2015-12-14 04:39
ok
2016-10-02 16:19
civil engineer
2015-12-14 04:44
Favela Worker
2015-12-14 04:44
legit right here
2015-12-14 07:35
at least hes honest about it
2015-12-14 08:34
I drive a Zamboni.
2015-12-14 04:49
tamponi?
2015-12-18 12:45
cs1.6 pro player.
2015-12-14 04:53
Airline pilot, ANG F16 pilot.
2015-12-14 05:14
#53
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Sweden Hampzuka 
Nooo seriously? nooo... seriously? Thats wicked
2015-12-14 06:55
Host at a restaurant. (I'm only 16)
2015-12-14 05:19
this (also 16), except i bus and run food more often than actually seating tables. we have a hostess for that. how is your tip percentage?
2015-12-14 06:08
I can't bus because of alcohol laws, and there's a lot of wine at the place I work. But waiters get 50%, host 25%, bus 25%
2015-12-14 18:00
#179
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Denmark U w0t m8? 
I'm not eating there
2015-12-15 08:25
infidel control
2015-12-14 05:23
#23
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Macedonia CONDEMNED 
Working for DRÄXLMAIER
2015-12-14 05:26
isis destroyer
2015-12-14 05:26
linder>
2015-12-14 05:37
ok men
2015-12-14 05:45
Security Dispatcher. Fun job
2015-12-14 05:26
mate you'd have to deal with some shit i'd imagine, fair effort
2015-12-14 05:31
Profesional HLTV shitposter.
2015-12-14 05:40
cringe
2015-12-15 15:02
blowjob
2015-12-14 05:57
hltv troll
2015-12-14 06:11
#41
Brazil ehg 
Manwhore
2015-12-14 06:11
#180
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Denmark U w0t m8? 
expected with your flag
2015-12-15 08:26
Service Desk Analyst The company I work for provides IT support to various entities (15+ hospitals, government contractors, etc.) I take calls from employees of our customers who need IT support. Not the greatest job in the world but the pay is good
2015-12-14 06:14
CEO of a engineering company (OIL,GAS)
2015-12-14 06:30
so you're a billionaire on hltv? i arent think that
2015-12-15 08:15
CEO doesn't mean billionaire :D
2015-12-15 17:17
Well that's true, depends on how big the company is. But still, i arent think that.
2015-12-15 18:07
Steve's one Cause I've Steve's Job
2015-12-14 06:34
#46
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Brazil rESN 
Couch and bed tester!
2015-12-14 06:38
financial advisor
2015-12-14 06:39
#48
Spain ewg 
Student. Waiter on the weekends.
2015-12-14 06:42
same... feel you bro
2015-12-15 16:07
Lottery winner.
2015-12-14 06:43
#54
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Sweden Hampzuka 
Are you single?
2015-12-14 06:56
hobo
2015-12-14 06:54
#55
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Luxembourg alex24 
IT Engineer, but now i`m just Linux System Administrator
2015-12-14 06:59
Administrator > IT engineer anyday, bro.
2015-12-14 10:15
#101
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Luxembourg alex24 
actually its pretty booring same thing every day, managing 150 servers on a data center previous job i was a developer and had lots of projects to manage, with juniors to boss around :) administrator pays better, but it development is much interesting
2015-12-14 10:18
Professional essay writer, that's how I make money by sending em to different scholarship programs.
2015-12-14 07:06
#57
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Argentina YH!one 
Losing time of my life not knowing wtf to do with it.
2015-12-14 07:10
i feel ya ;D
2015-12-15 09:59
become new messi or found a new drug cartel
2015-12-15 16:08
#236
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Argentina YH!one 
No drug cartels here men, and I have my knees fucked so I can't be the best.
2015-12-15 16:11
well i injured my foot pretty bad today so i guess i wont become the new beckenbauer either
2015-12-15 16:16
#248
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Argentina YH!one 
K den, I wanted to be Maradona though.
2015-12-15 16:22
Lmao he looks like a homeless
2015-12-15 16:34
#264
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Argentina YH!one 
But he's rich as fuck bruh
2015-12-15 16:36
And messi isnt? the only problem with messi is he is able to give you a bj while standing :D
2015-12-15 16:37
#271
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Argentina YH!one 
Maradona is even smaller than him, Nt gay Neuer
2015-12-15 16:49
why you heff to be mad?
2015-12-15 17:34
#292
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Argentina YH!one 
Because you call Messi cock sucker ayy
2015-12-15 17:41
did i do that?
2015-12-15 17:46
#294
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Argentina YH!one 
Yes you did, "he is able to give you a blowjow while standing"
2015-12-15 17:59
he is able lol you are able to, if you are able to kill me are you then are murderer?
2015-12-15 18:08
#297
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Argentina YH!one 
You seem to not know what the work of the referential function of a text is.
2015-12-15 18:12
You seem to not know what the work of the referential function of a text is. Since i wrote that sentence i am pretty sure, i know how i meant it. I just wanted to say that Messi is tiny af. Dont get salty if there is no reason behind it Maradöner.
2015-12-15 18:19
drinking vodka
2015-12-14 07:46
#68
Australia Mtee 
Gallery installation officer. I hang exhibitions :)
2015-12-14 07:49
When will u hang urself?
2015-12-14 08:32
#82
Australia Mtee 
you are a peach! i went to school with a norwegian kid, he was a cunt, runs in the nationality apparently XD.
2015-12-14 09:08
Most of their girls are hot though so
2015-12-14 11:31
his sister was smoking!
2015-12-14 11:31
cigarettes or?
2015-12-14 11:35
or, definitely or.
2015-12-14 11:36
marihana yes?
2015-12-14 11:42
RUSTA MUUUUUUUN!
2015-12-14 11:43
are you having a stroke there you bloody cunt?
2015-12-14 11:44
sure am Agostini, paint me some something you tomato crusher.
2015-12-14 11:46
how do you know my last name mate
2015-12-14 11:47
its the Lee of italy. could smell the leather.
2015-12-14 11:49
why is it that you are offended by bloody cunt. thought u were australian you fucking fakeflagging piece of shit.
2015-12-14 11:54
i love leather, agostini, tomatoes and paintings... you have now offended me.
2015-12-14 12:00
<3
2015-12-14 15:35
lol did he just call you a peach?
2015-12-15 16:38
Business Intelligence Manager (Part time).
2015-12-14 07:54
I'm the guy who holds the goat
2015-12-14 08:01
loool
2015-12-15 16:04
lol wtf
2015-12-15 16:08
#269
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Sweden günT 
I lol'd
2015-12-15 16:45
hltv shit talker
2015-12-14 08:11
#75
allu | 
Finland Fherrera 
student at business college.. waiting to get a real job someday soon :)
2015-12-14 08:27
Just rich
2015-12-14 08:32
eSport Journalist
2015-12-14 08:53
working as educator in a psychiatry
2015-12-14 09:07
nothing :D
2015-12-14 09:17
manager in alcomarket (whisky/vodka)
2015-12-14 09:21
ahaha all these uneducated kids are here , makes sense why hltv is cancer and no one has knowledge about anything beside game
2015-12-14 09:23
im not from that fucking country obviously
2015-12-15 14:57
so you are a varoufakeflagger?
2015-12-15 16:10
nein, ich bin ein fakeflaggot
2015-12-15 16:13
Gib mein geld du dummer grieche ;(
2015-12-15 16:18
ich bin nicht griechisch ('-' *)
2015-12-15 16:19
beweis es :))
2015-12-15 16:20
Wieso den ? ('-' *)
2015-12-15 16:21
weil du mir ansonsten 79,6 Mrd euro schuldest :)
2015-12-15 16:22
es ist mir jetzt B)
2015-12-15 16:23
bitte?
2015-12-15 16:26
Dank für Geld /dragon lore \ /dragon lore \ /dragon lore \ /dragon lore \ /dragon lore \ /dragon lore \ /dragon lore \ ich bin nicht griechisch -_-
2015-12-15 16:27
dafür klingt dein deutsch aber sehr nach google übersetzer
2015-12-15 16:32
#270
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Sweden günT 
I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING!!! THOSE 5 YEARS WEREN'T SUCH A WASTE AFTER ALL :DDDD
2015-12-15 16:49
Wenn du willst, kannst du immer zu uns kommen :)
2015-12-15 17:33
#304
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Sweden günT 
I'm fine here, thank you :)
2015-12-15 20:26
No it's not Google translate, it's my germany after learning it via doulingo and rosetastone for 1 year only , u are so weird and idk if you are baiting or just a dummie
2015-12-15 21:09
why am i weird or baiting? you are greek and ow me money. so fucking pay it and stop pretending to be from somewhere else
2015-12-15 22:14
K African monkey lmao, fucking retarded shit lmfaoooo, who even let your fucktard gypsy parents in germany, maybe u also want to cry about that money ur government gave to Greece on hltv ? im I also like it how you complain about it to me while im not even that part of Europe haahaha expected from an African monkey with iq lower than his age :DDDDD kek But yeah keep crying on hltv because Greece will give u back some money, you fucktard :DDD
2015-12-16 11:13
wow you officially did it, you are the biggest retard on hltv. you wouldnt even spot sarcasm if i would write it on ysour fucking forehead lmao, the fact that you edited every single reply doesnt make it better...
2015-12-16 17:37
And the fact you are a monkey from Africa who asks for a government money in a gaming froum, from people who don't even count you as a proper creature makes you look worse than the monkey you are, fucking retarded nigger :DDDDD
2015-12-16 22:04
Well, i am white and 2nd of all you still didnt understand all of that is sarcasm even though i told you. Show your real flag stupid toilet cleaner
2015-12-16 22:08
Toilet cleaner? Said the fucking African ahahahaha
2015-12-17 06:19
i am german lulz
2015-12-17 16:38
IT security professional (more or less system administrator with security decisions making)
2015-12-14 09:23
Data Integration Specialist.
2015-12-14 09:25
#89
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Macau BoxxyBabe 
Bang chicks 24/7
2015-12-14 09:28
SexGod
2015-12-14 09:33
WASTING MY LIFE - professional
2015-12-14 09:35
boss
2015-12-14 10:17
why everyone in hltv got cool jobs? im favela drugdealer, often fighting cops in favelas...playing counter strike to improve skills!
2015-12-14 10:23
#104
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Poland coincc 
toilet cleaner (suprised?)
2015-12-14 10:25
#107
JW | 
Finland Ilucs 
poor poorlak
2015-12-14 10:37
Idiota, oh idiota,sie po ekranie miota.
2015-12-14 10:42
student and prostitute
2015-12-14 10:35
how much?
2015-12-15 08:16
Student part time intern hospital
2015-12-14 11:05
fulltime allround webdeveloper
2015-12-14 11:07
Videographer. One of the most fun jobs ever.
2015-12-14 11:24
2015-12-14 11:27
5NL lol watta waste of time
2015-12-14 11:54
now my hourly is somewhere around 10$ per hour, so that’s a solid 150-200$ a week in grinding on micro limits.
2015-12-14 12:09
Front End Developer
2015-12-14 11:28
call center operator. jk... business analyst
2015-12-14 11:32
how's your accent? helo dis is ownager coling from india ai hav tis proplem wit mi interneti habibi
2015-12-14 18:11
pretty much
2015-12-14 18:14
lmao
2015-12-15 15:06
nip coach
2015-12-14 11:32
professional dj. make 30k a week
2015-12-14 11:33
gj dude
2015-12-14 11:42
more like professional pizza meister
2015-12-14 14:15
nt poppy farmer
2015-12-15 13:20
umm... im actually professional terrorist. get ur facts straight boiiii
2015-12-15 15:38
nt pauly d
2015-12-14 15:40
professional CS:GO player for NiP
2015-12-14 11:47
nt joelz
2015-12-14 11:48
Atm im home designer best work and good salary :) no need at education. Im getting about 7500euros a month .
2015-12-14 11:48
sucka niga dick hoe
2015-12-14 15:40
why
2015-12-14 17:13
nigga dick good dick :)
2015-12-15 16:14
i cook and make cheesecakes and stuff
2015-12-14 11:53
Hotel specialist
2015-12-14 11:56
I took a small loan out and now I own 3 Dunkin Donuts
2015-12-14 12:08
you own 3 dunkin donuts and spend your free time on hltv man your life must be boring
2015-12-14 13:44
yeh what a loser, he couldnt even imagine how exciting our irish lives are as sheep herders/fuckers
2015-12-15 08:14
I took a small loan of million dollars. Life has been really hard for me...
2015-12-14 14:16
fighter pilot for finnish army
2015-12-14 15:39
#215
JW | 
Finland Ilucs 
Ur a boss
2015-12-15 15:00
washing old people
2015-12-14 15:43
sidelka
2015-12-15 09:02
#160
chrisJ | 
United Kingdom dv-_- 
Head of Development / Senior PHP Developer / Server manager. I pretty much do everything so my Job Title changes depending on what I'm currently doing :D
2015-12-14 17:15
What company? Work with 10/15 of the decent UK agencies on a weekly basis :}
2015-12-15 17:20
#171
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Norway Hydropanic^ 
Working on my way to a professional eSports CSGO player.
2015-12-14 18:46
rly nigga?
2015-12-15 12:58
#327
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Norway Hydropanic^ 
whats the number?
2015-12-18 12:43
anime artist (see my newest works--->shadbase.com)
2015-12-15 08:08
Owner of VALVE
2015-12-15 08:35
nt Gaben
2015-12-15 08:40
#185
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Argentina EnvyJ 
Student and Sound engineer
2015-12-15 08:46
#188
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India RrOuTe_FoRcE 
relationship manager XD
2015-12-15 09:02
welding robot operator
2015-12-15 09:24
Wildlife photographer!
2015-12-15 09:27
#193
Finland qiX 
Forklift driver
2015-12-15 09:35
Ride with me from cache a main to a t spawn on nuke
2015-12-15 15:52
Well there is no forklift on the tspawn
2015-12-15 16:15
I just want a trip :C
2015-12-15 18:47
sorry bro i will let you have it :) but dont drink and drive ;)
2015-12-15 18:48
csgo
2015-12-15 09:40
i wish i am polaks so i can be a professional toilet cleaner :'(
2015-12-15 09:46
i wish you wouldnt fakeflag
2015-12-15 16:19
#197
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Sweden LindqviSt 
welder
2015-12-15 09:50
Microsoft call center 22:00-05:00 $150/28days sleep 5:30-10:00 Taxi driver 11:00-18:00 $150-$200/month chef at a local restaurant 19:00-22:00 100$/month
2015-12-15 09:52
and people consider you rich in india
2015-12-15 12:38
Holy crap that sucks if that's true. You have like 3 jobs and make no money. My bills are 3 times as much as that.
2015-12-15 12:52
Are you the guy that call me and tell me that there is an issue with my computer and that you need my credentials?
2015-12-15 13:00
imagine that with indian accent
2015-12-15 16:35
future lotter winner and cs pro currently hltv idiot and nova3
2015-12-15 09:52
My job is to bang ur mom, every night
2015-12-15 12:42
Spartaaaans what is your profession???
2015-12-15 12:43
Chef
2015-12-15 12:56
apple picker
2015-12-15 13:19
Got no real official title since im doing varied tasks everyday. But the company i work for is in the Motorsports Safety Equipment branch, Ranging from Dragrace, WRC to Formula 1 Boats.
2015-12-15 15:03
Game Developer
2015-12-15 15:04
#222
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Chile Cristoff 
Senior Forum Troller
2015-12-15 15:39
no job, play cs and smoke some weed
2015-12-15 15:44
Forex trader for a large Nordic bank. Ez money.
2015-12-15 15:54
#273
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Sweden günT 
Ez money = Get to keep 10%, pay the rest in taxes
2015-12-15 16:55
I don't understand what you're trying to say...
2015-12-15 17:03
#277
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Sweden günT 
There's no ez money in Denmark, because you don't get to keep it
2015-12-15 17:04
professional alcolist and drug taster
2015-12-15 15:58
Awper
2015-12-15 16:06
Photographer.
2015-12-15 16:07
#250
United Kingdom vL- 
porn actor 19 in ice cold water.
2015-12-15 16:23
entry fragger
2015-12-15 16:26
physicist
2015-12-15 16:27
Marketing Coordinator at a developer who makes a top 10 steam game :)
2015-12-15 16:29
#259
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Germany Lifant 
Studying graphic design and also doing some freelance work for CoD Kids over le interwebz life's good
2015-12-15 16:32
Reindeer farmer kappa
2015-12-15 16:39
Toilet cleaner.
2015-12-15 16:50
Tech Support for a car manufacturer, mix of office and factory related issues - either stressful when production stops or nothing to do :D
2015-12-15 16:59
trustful a380 pilot
2015-12-15 17:05
#280
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United Kingdom paullll 
Pizza delivery guy. Genuinely.
2015-12-15 17:08
how much they tip you?
2015-12-16 17:51
#321
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United Kingdom paullll 
Not enough. I get £6.70 per hour + £1.25 per delivery (though the delivery money will go up soon). I probably make £15 in tips per week. I'm also doing a Business and Management degree too.
2015-12-17 02:20
Product engineer
2015-12-15 17:11
public relations senator. first desk job, and i do nothing but browse the internet. my job is too easy, i get stuff done so fast. plus the boss is never in, nobody monitors our computers.
2015-12-15 17:13
Business Advisor
2015-12-15 17:19
#289
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United Kingdom krucial 
Plumber/Heating engineer
2015-12-15 17:35
Lucky bastard, plumbers gets all the pussy :/
2015-12-18 12:49
Countin racks
2015-12-15 17:37
ethical hacker
2015-12-15 18:38
Substitute teacher - 30$/hour ez money and almost always an interresting day
2015-12-15 19:07
history? math? chemistry? :D
2015-12-16 17:44
In theory, it can be everything ;)
2015-12-16 19:56
Currently at first year of math univeristy.
2015-12-16 17:40
Nice try polak
2015-12-16 17:52
ok
2015-12-16 17:56
mason
2015-12-16 17:43
As my name says it [*] HLTV Candle Seller [*]
2015-12-16 17:45
[*]..H......W..........U.......H......[*] .......O.......M........C.......?
2015-12-18 12:48
#316
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Sweden Slappy :) 
Assistance coordinator / Claims handler
2015-12-16 18:00
hltv troll
2015-12-17 06:27
isis
2015-12-17 07:00
[*]
2015-12-18 12:46
[*] i ment i sell oil to isis
2015-12-18 13:07
[*] Ofc Norwegian got only oil for job
2015-12-18 16:19
yes
2015-12-18 16:23
i test condoms. company provides girls also.
2015-12-18 12:48
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