puta seek organisation

puta have announced that they are looking for an organisation to represent ahead of their attendance at the offline qualifier for ESL One Katowice.

The Danish team were in stunning form in Sunday's last-chance pre-qualifier for ESL One Katowice, beating ALTERNATE, Wizards and Property en route to the final, in which they saw fm-eSports off with a 2-0 scoreline.

It was an impressive display from the Danish team, who are temporarily being led by former CPH Wolves member Lukas "gla1ve" Rossander until Rasmus "raalz" Steensborg returns from holiday.

crZy

crZy and coloN in a new team

Sune "crZy" Hansen, who is once again playing alongside Morten "COLON" Johansen and Jesper "TENZKI" Plougmann, believes this is a long-lasting project and is looking for an organisation to support the team in Katowice and beyond.

"So here we are again, colon tenzki and myself - together with raalz & EXR," he told HLTV.org.

"We recently qualified for the upcoming Katowice offline final, which is a big achievement for us, even using gla1ve as a standin for raalz, who is on holiday in prague at the moment.

"We are delighted to be back, we believe we have a team which is ready to compete, that is why we made this project.

"We are looking for an organisation, so if anyone are interested in us, hit me up on twitter @crZyCSGO."

The Danish team, who will go by the name "temporary" until an organisation is found, have the following line-up:

Denmark Nikolaj "EXR" Therkildsen
Denmark Morten "COLON" Johansen
Denmark Sune "crZy" Hansen
Denmark Jesper "TENZKI" Plougmann
Denmark Rasmus "raalz" Steensborg

Denmark Lukas "gla1ve" Rossander (stand-in)

Related video:

Denmark Nikolaj 'EXR' Therkildsen
Nikolaj 'EXR' Therkildsen
Age:
25
Team:
No team
Rating 1.0:
0.91
Maps played:
149
KPR:
0.63
DPR:
0.70
APR:
0.15
Denmark Rasmus 'raalz' Steensborg
Rasmus 'raalz' Steensborg
Age:
24
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.93
Maps played:
236
KPR:
0.64
DPR:
0.69
APR:
0.12
Denmark Morten 'COLON' Johansen
Morten 'COLON' Johansen
Age:
28
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.04
Maps played:
129
KPR:
0.72
DPR:
0.69
APR:
0.13
Denmark Lukas 'gla1ve' Rossander
Lukas 'gla1ve' Rossander
Age:
24
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.01
Maps played:
1246
KPR:
0.68
DPR:
0.65
APR:
0.17
Denmark Jesper 'TENZKI' Plougmann
Jesper 'TENZKI' Plougmann
Age:
25
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.02
Maps played:
1043
KPR:
0.69
DPR:
0.65
APR:
0.14
Denmark Sune 'crZy' Hansen
Sune 'crZy' Hansen
Age:
-
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.78
Maps played:
61
KPR:
0.58
DPR:
0.78
APR:
0.16
nice
2015-02-09 13:17
#40
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Luxembourg st470 
ecin
2015-02-09 13:26
inb4 they're reason again.
2015-02-09 14:25
#169
arch | 
Ukraine arch 
update: madre pick puta
2015-02-09 16:41
#3
 | 
Europe HLTVs Hero 
ESC?
2015-02-09 13:17
such guess puta = esc in the Katowice qualifier :O gyazo.com/46a2d244d1881f5c33ea49c68da85b..
2015-02-10 20:47
n1 gl
2015-02-09 13:17
#6
 | 
Russia bandband 
ESC
2015-02-09 13:17
#7
hooch | 
Finland Freisör 
Reason?
2015-02-09 13:18
most likely
2015-02-09 14:24
#131
 | 
Poland metal_cs 
This or myxmg
2015-02-09 14:55
myXMG have a squad ...... get with the times bro
2015-02-09 16:37
Who are they ?
2015-02-09 18:26
#200
 | 
Poland metal_cs 
random germans... they should change them
2015-02-09 19:05
myXMG have had multiple CSGO teams at the same time, just nationality based (German, Danish, English etc.) get with the times son
2015-02-09 19:48
Dude they havn't right now ....... they have had english and Danish teams but now only German
2015-02-09 19:50
ok so because they haven't got multiple CSGO teams at the time being, there's no chance they'll ever have it again. flawed logic is flawed
2015-02-09 19:59
when did i say that ??? i said NOW only german not forever the Twitter Handler even said maybe a UK team once again would appear
2015-02-09 20:02
#167
2015-02-09 20:23
and whats #167 then ey
2015-02-09 20:41
#214 l2HLTV Land...
2015-02-10 05:02
Ik what he means lol just can't find that shit
2015-02-10 08:52
Szeszny is that you?
2015-02-09 13:18
lol btw Szczesny :D
2015-02-09 13:19
#21
Denmark crZy 
in disguise!
2015-02-09 13:20
Fucking fell of my chair hahahahahahahahahaha give this man a fucking award for this! Now!
2015-02-09 13:27
LMFAO :D
2015-02-09 23:37
ESC
2015-02-09 13:18
Puta madre
2015-02-09 13:18
cyka
2015-02-09 14:23
#11
 | 
Brazil markkrj 
no gla1ve no party
2015-02-09 13:18
n1
2015-02-09 13:18
gogo ESC
2015-02-09 13:18
xapso
2015-02-09 13:18
No money
2015-02-09 13:32
nice
2015-02-09 13:19
Expected
2015-02-09 13:19
which org wants a toxic guy like gla1ve l0l
2015-02-09 13:20
#33
Norway prbn 
Which kind of retard dosen't know the true story by now? gla1ve told the team he would bring his gf long before nico took his gf with him. gla1ve is a good guy, and he got put in bad lights.
2015-02-09 13:23
#39
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Norway SlimeThug 
so you know the true story? "gla1ve is a good guy" HAH!
2015-02-09 13:26
#42
Norway prbn 
I know pimp, nico and gla1ve from previous managing jobs. I know the true story. ;)
2015-02-09 13:27
#48
 | 
Norway SlimeThug 
you probably don't. there's always different sides of a story. gla1ve acted like a bitch, and so did the others
2015-02-09 13:28
#57
Norway prbn 
Actually it's more like gla1ve stood his ground on the cost of the organisers of the tournament, but the team did him wrong. I would do the same thing as gla1ve did.
2015-02-09 13:30
Guess that retard would be you ;p - But then again, you were there right? :o Or? No actually, I can't remember, was occupied driving to the train station back and forward a few times, sry if I missed your appearance at the event :)!!
2015-02-09 14:30
#139
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Brazil Nobuga 
gtfo pimp
2015-02-09 15:17
so hostile pimp. I've talked to lots of people from the event. You don't always have to go into defensive position.
2015-02-09 16:10
Let me take a wild guess here, none of them was from the waiting production crew, Gaming.dk management, or from the team that actually was talking to him during the event, and got forced to drive to the train station, lets just say more the once? Just out of pure curiosity ;)
2015-02-09 16:28
I've talked to you on steam, nico, jenny, gla1ve and I cant remember who I talked to from gaming.dk. And to be honest, you are the only one holding on to the shit story about gla1ve never telling you about his gf etc. I would totally do the same as gla1ve did if I were in his shoes, but seriously. Why are you even still around and defending this shit? You are seriously getting annoying on twitter etc. You have so many wierd opinions that you could hold to yourself. While we were in 3DMAX I actually respected you. Let's just say that the respect is gone.
2015-02-09 16:31
See thats the problem with people like you, you don't know what have been said, and what hasent. You create your own reality, and make it fit the person you apprantly want to believe in. I've never said that gla1ve haven't told us about Julie going, in fact both Nico and Gla1ve told us both of their GF was. You do tho make one solid point, I should not care about this anymore, it should be water under the brigde as you say, problem for me is I can't let it go. As i've also stated a few times, gla1ve was if not my best mate, then at least one of them. This whole stunt, was good for nothing, and while people like you, think we're liars, we created stories with the sole purpose to hurt gla1ve, there is actually us players, who feel sorry for the whole situation, feel sorry for the fact that we lost a good mate, and at least for me, feel sorry for gla1ve him self, being where he is now. It was totally unnecessary, but none the less, it happend. I still find it hard to believe people actually think we did this to hurt him, while in fact he did it himself. He even admitted himself in the begening, until he saw the chance of making some damage control, which he as person can't be blamed for, but u as the reciver can. Defending stuff like this, trying to create an alternative truth, benefits no one. Let the man learn from his mistakes, like everyone else is supposed to in life. I guess the reason you respected me back in 3DMAX was for the work I do behind my teams, if not feel free to corret me. Nothing changed eversince, besides the fact that we apprantly are on two diffrent sides on this subject. If you find my opinions wierd so be it, but then again, you should've done the same back in 3DMAX :)
2015-02-09 16:51
good story bro
2015-02-09 17:33
nt
2015-02-09 19:07
looool
2015-02-09 23:58
You just fucking schooled him so hard he graduated from Rekt University.
2015-02-10 00:29
gla1ve aint even in the team dude he was a stand in learn to read
2015-02-09 16:40
WHY THEY WONT STICK WITH PUTA ):
2015-02-09 13:21
reported for bad word
2015-02-09 17:15
"fan of rape"
2015-02-09 18:55
reported again for bad word
2015-02-09 19:44
+1
2015-02-09 23:57
#28
AdreN | 
Russia cripdogg 
mTw plz
2015-02-09 13:22
Reason or ESC will take them.
2015-02-09 13:22
LC? :D
2015-02-09 13:30
For what many would consider the 4th team in Denmark, it's actually a pretty good lineup considering the circumstances. Best of luck to them!
2015-02-09 13:23
'4th' ? who is the 3rd tsm/dig
2015-02-09 13:25
cpw ..
2015-02-09 13:27
#50
sergej | 
United States t0xic93 
You forgot cph wolves
2015-02-09 13:28
1. TSM 2. Dignitas 3. CPHW
2015-02-09 13:29
CPHW on second place ofc :D
2015-02-09 14:26
Dig and CPHW are close, only way to determine are BO3 or BO5.
2015-02-09 14:53
#186
AnJ | 
Denmark devonBFD 
Last time Dig/CPHW played CPHW ghot rekt 4-1
2015-02-09 17:33
wasn't that with different players not fetish and aizy?
2015-02-09 19:56
Sadly they will disband soon because it apparently became a danish tradition.
2015-02-09 23:35
They might, but it seems like things calmed down a bit lately with the musical chairs. Can only hope that lasts.
2015-02-09 23:37
Only time can tell :DD lets wait & see
2015-02-10 06:22
#34
AdreN | 
Russia cripdogg 
why gla1ve as stand-in? :\
2015-02-09 13:24
Reason, ESC, Epsilon, LC - why not? P/S: gla1ve > raalz
2015-02-09 13:25
I do not understand that Denmark is a poor country that they themselves can not afford the trip? %) I mean players.
2015-02-09 13:28
Ye cuz u get loads of cash when not working....
2015-02-09 13:32
Even working for half a day in Denmark for unskilled work in a couple of months, you can earn a full-paid trip. It would be a desire, and beg for money every can.
2015-02-09 13:45
Gla1ve is a better :|
2015-02-09 13:29
put glaive in, not ralllzzzzz
2015-02-09 13:29
VP should pick this: 1. they don't throw 2. haven't seen them beg on twitch 3. at least they have potential
2015-02-09 13:31
#94
ZywOo | 
France Puppet* 
how much?
2015-02-09 14:05
1760 won on 5 accounts.
2015-02-09 15:21
EScccCCCcCCCC
2015-02-09 13:31
Reason, ESC or LC.
2015-02-09 13:32
noobs
2015-02-09 13:32
umm Gravitas Gaming? xd
2015-02-09 13:34
Gravitas, good times.
2015-02-09 14:14
raalz and colon looks so danish
2015-02-09 13:38
haha how can you look danish? :D
2015-02-09 13:45
I actually agree lol, there is just something about their faces :p
2015-02-09 16:47
axpactad
2015-02-09 13:39
epsilon
2015-02-09 13:41
i would change crzy for gla1ve, IGL
2015-02-09 13:43
if an org picks them up the team will vote off crzy and make glaive igl
2015-02-09 16:05
i can assure you that would never ever happen :P
2015-02-09 16:28
Cuz this guy is the guy behind it all. the magician. the one and only crZy nut fuck who'd think of doing this xD
2015-02-09 16:54
yea who would think of forming a mediocre team?
2015-02-09 17:06
#188
AnJ | 
Denmark devonBFD 
Yep, gla1ve carried them by securing their game against Alternate alone (He won a 1vs3 and then a 1vs2 the next round) and the game ended in OT.
2015-02-09 17:34
Wizards kappa
2015-02-09 13:43
Epsilon?
2015-02-09 13:47
Epsilon
2015-02-09 13:47
#83
Petra | 
World forbii 
LC maybe?
2015-02-09 13:48
Good luck. Seems like a promising lineup.
2015-02-09 13:49
mym
2015-02-09 13:54
dAT :D
2015-02-09 13:57
h2k inc
2015-02-09 13:58
Maybe ask Pimp?
2015-02-09 14:00
hope for MoD if they still exist :D btw. gonna be team roccat 4 shoa
2015-02-09 14:02
tenzki is a faggot
2015-02-09 14:04
+1
2015-02-09 14:12
#95
ZywOo | 
France Puppet* 
This line up is shit but there are so many structures looking for players that they should get one easily.
2015-02-09 14:07
Why? They aren't any good. Played crap teams and they'd lose to Property 9 times out of 10.
2015-02-09 14:09
They outclassed Property 2-0, so that's pretty unlikely Mr. <3 schneider
2015-02-09 14:30
IKR especially on Nuke which is a pretty solid map for property themselves
2015-02-09 16:55
Yes and I am seaching my Helen of Troy
2015-02-09 14:11
crZy = Wojciech Szczesny
2015-02-09 14:14
crZy is a cool guy, tenzki is a frail retarded nerd
2015-02-09 14:12
oki doki poki soki ndoki joki
2015-02-09 14:13
IMO they need Gla1ve, otherwise they won't be "long-lasting project"...
2015-02-09 14:13
glave is much better .
2015-02-09 14:18
lol gla1ve as stand-in he was nuts yesterday even tho it was tier 3-4 team xD
2015-02-09 14:18
reason gaming in coming
2015-02-09 14:22
#111
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Brazil notspecial 
puta
2015-02-09 14:26
mTw Kappa. I miss mTw so much :/
2015-02-09 14:28
no orga...we need puta stickers :/
2015-02-09 14:27
They might be hesitant to hire a puta.
2015-02-09 14:30
Gl! Could be dangerous if crZy continues to use Colon to his maximum, and Tenzki feels he gets a suitable position in the team! Lots of still undiscovered talent in Raalz & Tenzki thats for sure! :)
2015-02-09 14:32
Pimp <3
2015-02-09 14:47
how can that be dangerous? I think if they are all on the same page they actually have a pretty good lineup and seem balanced in terms of having players for each role. might be wrong though. one question pimp, do you think they can beat you in a BO3 as of now?
2015-02-09 15:23
Dangerous as in dangerous for other teams, coloN was a beast at the end of 1.6 and if he's able to reach a skill-level anywhere near that he's definetely going to upset some solid teams all by himself. :P
2015-02-09 15:34
oh I thought dangerous as in dangerous for themselves, but good point. yeah I had already seen colon play quite a few times as well as glaive and crzy but man tenzki is a fucking beast. really fond of the danish scene and I think the potential there is as big as sweden and france. hopefully teams like this rising might make everyone else try even harder.
2015-02-09 15:40
was about to say this team needs a p1mp. pun intended.
2015-02-09 17:35
n!faculty soon
2015-02-09 14:36
MYM
2015-02-09 14:40
"se mi puta" JAJJAJAJAJAJJAJA worst name ever
2015-02-09 14:46
flusha to donate an organisation .
2015-02-09 14:49
EXR coloN gla1ve tenzki raalz
2015-02-09 14:56
is that Wojciech Szcz&#281;sny???
2015-02-09 14:58
"how much $ per hour do you want?" - This question will be first from new owners
2015-02-09 15:06
#176
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Argentina YH!one 
Hahahahahahaha but is not se mi puta anymore :c
2015-02-09 17:04
They should search for better player than crzy. No future with him.
2015-02-09 15:07
glaive is their best player and not even on the team lol
2015-02-09 15:10
Right now tenzki is the best individual player (or atleat him that performed best in their last minute qualifier, but coloN is the player with the highest skill ceiling of all these players - and I can say that without taking anything away from the others.
2015-02-09 16:21
inb4 disband
2015-02-09 15:16
gla1ve+ crzy-
2015-02-09 15:18
#142
 | 
Belgium Narzah 
+gla1ve -raalz
2015-02-09 15:21
really enjoyed watching them play. best of luck to them and hopefully some decent org can help them reach top denmark spot :D
2015-02-09 15:21
please don't give crzy noob another chance to fail :/// waste of money
2015-02-09 15:55
+1
2015-02-09 17:27
temporary the name brings back memories, thats what the players from Spirit of Amiga called themselves, when they didn't wanna continue with Crashjack and we were so close to take a map from them in a quarterfinal...
2015-02-09 16:18
pimp can pick them up
2015-02-09 16:28
Reason Gaming inc
2015-02-09 16:29
go reason gaming *-*
2015-02-09 16:30
gl crZy!
2015-02-09 16:33
szczesny is playing CS:GO now, nice
2015-02-09 17:05
n!faculty, Reason or ESC.
2015-02-09 17:11
Szczesny (goalkeeper) on photo.. :o
2015-02-09 17:16
Awfully played by jkaem at the last clip.
2015-02-09 17:16
They wont go anywhere with crzy on lineup, he cant play cs.
2015-02-09 17:25
Disbanded after the qualifier..everyone knows that except crzy. Unless they have huge fortune and qualify.
2015-02-09 17:34
They don't deserve an organisation.. No offense to the 3 or 4 of them in it. But, Tenzki is a prick. Glaive sort of too (I know he is their stand-in), but I can stand him.. sort of. but Tenzki is an out and out prick tho, after how he treated 3DMAX.
2015-02-09 17:42
his behavior will never change, agree
2015-02-09 19:09
#191
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Russia fleg 
NOWAY i wanna puta stickerssss
2015-02-09 17:38
useless without glaive tho...
2015-02-09 17:42
c'mon puta need a pimp!!!
2015-02-09 17:49
#194
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Russia r4jkkYNWA 
NiP inc
2015-02-09 17:53
did arsenal sign puta y is he wearing a razor shirt.
2015-02-09 18:23
tbh, they were working better with gla1ve
2015-02-09 18:42
#206
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Poland Redrumowy 
puta is looking for pimp
2015-02-09 19:54
How about you sell that "gas" to polish people crZy? You'd make a lot more than you guys need.
2015-02-09 19:58
so many stacked danish teams now, god damn
2015-02-09 20:14
#216
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Luxembourg sanzc 
you meant puta suck
2015-02-09 22:11
oh it's crzy, the good guy, hope he finds an organization Kappa
2015-02-09 22:45
GL boys!!
2015-02-09 22:47
puta seeks for D
2015-02-09 23:27
gl
2015-02-10 01:14
If they keep the name se mi puta instead of getting an organization to sponsor them, they would get so much more sticker money
2015-02-10 01:17
gj
2015-02-10 13:14
-crZy +gla1ve -EXR +cadiaN
2015-02-10 14:03
Not a very professional choice of a clan name -.-
2015-02-10 14:07
iBuyPuta ayyyyyyyyyy
2015-02-12 22:58
#240
vnG | 
Denmark vnG 
Oh, I thought I was reading a news site, not a "Seek sponz!" forum.
2015-02-13 09:43
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