mirra you just had to add it don't you
WHY JOELZ IS ALLOWED TO PLAY ONLINE????
HE CHEATS ITS OBV OR WHY HE DOESNT WANT TO PLAN LAN???
how is this kid still accepted by the community?
Joelz on lan? I arent think that xD
gj Joelz they dont earn your attendance
jOELZ on lan i aren't think that.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA joelz retarded schoolboy
LOL ban him wtf ! obvious :D
jOELZ on lan ? I aren't think that.
Ruined hundens chance for nothing, not n1
joelz lan? i arent think that
Joelz I will still be ur fan if you go to lan
expected, because jOELZ suffers social anxiety.
Ban this cancer from all leagues
joelz is actually playing, they finnish players are just all making up epic maymays to troll us all. Wait and see breh
Miikka "suNny" Kemppi
Mikko "xartE" Välimaa
Niko "naSu" Kovanen
Miikka = Mikko = Niko
they should pick get right for pre-qualification. would be easier
what a surprise... he never disappoints
AHAHAHA Not expected at all !
Ban these Finnish idiots already, qualifying for an offline tournament with an onliner... Bet they knew he was hacking all the time and prob he's not the only one
fuck seriously we want him
The travel from Finland to Stockholm is too much. Journey to much for poor Joelz. Kappa. But seriously. what is this kids problem? Mentaly instable?
Aslak > Nasu tough
this guy is a legend imo hahaha
joelz top european pro booster
I really don't get why he plays qualifiers.
Let's be honest, this post was long overdue.
I wonder if he does this just to get more attention now.... But I dont see the benefits of doing it.
I hope they qualify for the major just too see if he skips that
Why is this on the news when its common that he misses every lan :P....
Maybe hes just got terrible anxiety
JOELZ IS STILL ON NERDRAGE DON'T BE DUMB PEOPLE
still a strong team without joelz
I like his style, he has strong determination and dedication to become the most online semi-pro player ever.
HAIL THE TRUE ONLINER!
LOL Best CSGO jokes "jOELZ in LAN" enough said!!! :D jOELZ strikes again "iddqd ON", "iddqd OFF" :D
How many lans does 1 player have to dodge before he gets banned for suspicious behavior.
Im not saying he is cheating but for example if someone always walked the opposite direction when they saw the police coming its enough reason to suspect something fishy.
Joelz on lan confirmed ???
we still love you, joelz :(
If he had attended his team had a good shot at advancing (had he played on LAN like he did online for the qualifiers)
So sketchy lmfao
jOELZ on lan? i aren't think that XD
I started to asking myself why does he avoid every single LAN? I can't get it m8? Please reveal ur thoughts.
Guys obviously cheating. Mixcat should be forced to withdraw form Qualis and have the teams they beat face-off for the last spot.
maybe he just doesn't have the appropriate lan skillet to be worthy of attendance
Just end your career already, autistic clown
Hacks aint good enough for lan
i are think that.
AHHAAHAHAHAHHAAH WE FUCKING KNEW THAT :DDD the dream is over :(
Either he cheats or he has some form of anxiety disorder.
HOW COULD THIS NOT HAPPEN XDDD
my stomach hurts, I can't laught anymore
but has earned a reputation for skipping offline events every time his teams qualify for them. :D :D
AHAHAHAHAHAH he cant cheat on LAN sorry guys
Just so we're clear, some nerdRage members suspected him and villi were hacking, now look at villi. I'll let you decide if joelz was in the same camp, but some members and management suspected it.
Tbh any team who are using players like Joelz who always dodge lan, after securing the team a Lan spot needs to be banished from any participation of lans.
Would teach team not to use a sketchy guy like joelz...
Always hoping against common sense that he finally will attend and show his qualities... such a shame.
jOELZ on LAN ? I aren't think that.
almost thought joealz on lan silly me joelz on lan i arent think that
hahaahhahhhaaaaaa no lan dream
Ban joelz from everything forever.
joelz mental illness confirmed
LOL Reason Gaming really deserved [this] spot, so sad.
Y u do dis to me joelz? :(
I spread your word and you forsake me like a true god :(
What a joke... So many teams would kill to be in this qualifier.
did someone actually think he was gonna attend?
Also ban lounge.gg and ebettle. These tards dont show for team poland matches.
jOELZ on lan ? i aren't think that
this fucker just pulled out of the qualifier for a MAJOR
dis nigga cheatin
waiting for joelz to comment on this topic, lel
Can't believe so many people thought he would actually go, it was likely he would not go and small chance he would IMO. Also probably he never thought they would qualify with random mix with 0 training and was only playing for fun with friends...
Kinda funny how something as expected as this gets so many comments
finland = best trolls, cu@lan joelz!
This guy is a fucking joke, wow, he's pure disgrace to the Finnish CS scene.
He should man up at least once in his life, stopping being a coward, and attend his first fucking lan. The worst thing is that he didn't gave ANY excuse, he just auto-refused this lan event, no further explanation, nothing, he just protected himself on his room once again, why get exposed right?
He should be banned from all online events for obvious reasons.
yup onliner cheating noob confirmed
... why even play quals then?
jOELZ on LAN? I aren't think that
WOuldve been shit on. Team will still get shat on.
i guess many people don't know : naSu is lurppis's brother
I dont understand why he not quits pro gaming...
what a fucking looser. grow a pair
aaaaaaaaaaaaaach - I was hyped seeing him.
make us laugh more , what's the reason ?
still not ready to go out of his basement heheheheheheh
MIXCAT knew this would happen of course
it's quite ridiculous
luckily they will lose their first two matches and leave the tournament quickly enough
from my oppinion it should be like this:
If you attend as a team, you should go to the lan with that roster what you have attended the online qualifiers. If naSu would have played from the beginning, what would the result be? Maybe they wouldn't even had qualified for the lans. I think there is something to think about for the future qualifiers, especially majors.
They should just ban him from professional play until he goes to LAN.
To be honest this deeply saddens me.
please reconsider joelz!!
just 1 question: why skip lan all the time
this and villig, this team is full of retarded morons who can't accept that they suck without cheats. just disregard them completely.
Why does anyone play with him haha.
Wish Finland wasn't desperate and/or put grudges aside to field a team consistently.
the last chance to shine.. online 4ever
Hahahahah that kid lol....
hahaha more than expected. Ayyyyyy
Finland's talent pool is fucked. Sweden stole our best player and 2nd best is an onliner.
all nerdRage members should face lifetime ban from all CSGO (including MM)
jOELZ, did you know that you can benefit from this in many way. Sticker money straight to you and your mates, no cut. Since you guys aint a organization. Increased viewer numbers on stream,followers on social media etc.
eBettle did poorly at Cologne, and still those guys suddenly have viewers in stream etc, some players wich ive never heard of before. And you are kinda ''meme'' of CS community, you would benefit even more of this.
I dont know if you understand business at all, but this would benefit you even if you guys get 16-0'd every match. If this event has stickers, make sure somebody makes the cool logo, and stickers would sell crazy like iBP:s. LGB didnt perform that well in Katowice, but they sold many stickers because of the red and cool logo.
Villi jOELZ can't cheat on lan? :D
really jOELZ? just quit the game dude
E X P E C T E D fucking onliner XDD
Joelz on lan? I arent think that xD
jOELZ on lan? Never happened, never will...
that guy is cheating ... get it finally for fuck sake and ban him from all tournaments... thanks!
joelz on lan? i aren't think that
ayyyyy no minced meat on lan, totally expected
Just keep supporting joelz finish fanboys but he isnt legit
Damn, look juho posts above... Finland once had awesome players with will to victory, now look at this.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA The onliners never play on LAN, fuching emo kids cheaters.............
If he doesnt attend this lan then he should be banned, there's no reasoning of letting a guy play online and let him skip lan, makes it easy for people to pay for undetected cheats, carry a team to a lan/lan qualifer, and then skip the event. compeletely absurd.
cheater get banned already.
the headline of this piece of news really really REALLY needed to be
"jOELZ on LAN - I aren't think that"
what a missed opportunity, actually makes me sad.
Gl nasu,sunny,stonde,xarte and juho!
He must be a fat weeaboo who never leaves home...
So scared to fail basically a free ride to play CS and turns it down? guy must be so scared to fail on lan where online he can blame it on a few things but wow its expected but thought for once we get to actually see if this guys any good or not
Expected, Joelz always will be Offline SLACKER!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA SOOOOOOOOOO EXPECTEEEEEED, RIP JOEEEEELZIII, ONLINE GOD AND LAN PLEB, HAHAHA
The joke is so old it's not even funny anymore. Wtf is wrong with this kid?
omg plis go to lan joels i prey)
expected, joelz the #1 onliner =DDD
Why even play the qualifier if you're going to abandon your fucking team when it really matters?
Should be banned from playing in future qualifiers.
This is getting pretty ridiculous.
From my view, it seems that he is either a very competitive person who never wants to lose or has a disorder that limits his behavior in social situations.
Of course, it would make sense for a competitive person to attend this qualifier, since it's the only way to have a chance at attending the next Major Tournament. On top of that, just getting to the Major Tournament itself is a big incentive, since the mysterious stickers give you a big amount of money. However, the other teams at this qualifier are tough and some of them have been at a Major Tournament before. Thus, a competitive person might want to avoid losses so much that he won't attend since the chance of winning the event or at least making it near the top is so small.
On the other hand, jOELZ might face mental breakdowns or other issues when put under pressure or social situations where there are lots of people focusing on what he's doing. If I recall correctly, the Finnish player aslak had issues with working under pressure (e.g. while taking an important test at school), the effects of which he minimized with medical pills. Hence, it is not completely far-fetched to reckon jOELZ would have a social disorder of some sort.
Now that his teammate suNny revealed something very intriguing on Twitter, the latter guesstimate seems more likely. suNny stated that jOELZ hasn't shared his reasons not to go to the LAN with anyone including the MIXCAT team. If he was just an overly competitive person not wanting to lose, he could probably admit it with no problem. However, it seems like he has reasons not to go that he is embarrassed of sharing, meaning that the social disorder of some sort (maybe a Social Anxiety Disorder) seems to fit his case very well.
Either one of those, or he could just be the biggest Internet troll of all time and takes pride in that.
Unless jOELZ comes up with a solid statement of his own, we can't draw valid conclusions, only steer towards an estimate that sounds more likely.
How did he behave at Assembly Winter 2013? Can his teammates (shaker, ScurK, natu, allu) share anything? Was he overly quiet and shy or behaving normally?
Gotta feel bad for the finnish scene right here. It just sums up how deep of a slump it is. It's sad joelz decided to "dodge" yet another lan event. He is a great player and definitely not cheating. I just wonder why people decide to play with him even if they KNOW for sure he won't attend offline events. I just don't get the point. It's like taking one step forward and two steps back every single time. It's not right towards the other teams (for example SK), and it is putting finnish cs in a bad position overall. By now he is a wasted potential and people should move on and try to compete without him.
On the other hand, banning him from attending these qualifers would be wrong. I guess he has the right to play just for the sake of having fun.
this guy's a joke LMAO fucking onliner ban him already
Give him one mpre chance, if he doesn't attend then ban him.
cmon joelz dont affraid, you can bring your hacks to lan no one will notice
I dont care if joelz cheats or not tbh hes a god without him hltv wouldnt be the same so many gold moments
This fat emo kid :( mental illness confirmed h3h3h3h3
Posted this to other thread, but my guess is that he has social anxiety which is not really a disease to to laugh at (my brother has one and basically ruined his life).
GLHF with naSu tho, will be great experience!
why am i not surprise i wonder
so why the fuck VilliG need to even try to qualify XD
he knows 100% Joelz gonna dodge
Seriously is there any photo on the internet about this guy? Or is he an alien?xD
He's such a loser. Can he just stop playing online matches if he's always going to pussy out from LAN?
Great job HLTV psychologists. 10/10 please read my mind.
They should ban mixcat from going to DH and let some team come who plays with same team what they had in qualifiers.
And they take nasu :DDDDDDD this is 1 big joke.
joelz always playing high and has no balls to go any other lan without pot besides finnish lans.
I dont understand why teams hire him, if he wont ever play on lan. Its just stupid.
He should be playing as a "stand-in", instead of being on the primary roster.
i called this happening a week ago or so. fucking lan dodger.
The title of the post should be -
jOELZ on lan ? i aren't think that.
Lolz. All time the same thing.
Is very strange him refuse evry event offline...
maybe his parents won't let him to go :D
Joelz was the only child of a noble family. He was a very talented young boy with high expectation from his family. But one day, he discovered his godlike talent for CS. At the same time, his parents thought it was a disease. Right after he attended a LAN tournament, his parents locked him away, destroyed his PC. The legend said that one faithful morning, Joelz received a secret invitation to a top-secret project to free him from his misery. He accepted. Little did he know, it was a project to digitalize human into the internet. And thus, Joelz could never appeared again in real life. But he was happy, as he could again do what he loves most. Play CS.
Why not playing on LAN from home?
stonde will bring chaos) ez for mixcat
Disappointing. Even I've went to LANs before.
Well either cheats or at this point social anxiety disorder.
hahahahaahha joelz ban inc
Guy is either cheating or have some major social fobia
What bother me the most is the same guys keep inviting him to play. Same shit with that nerd rage organisation they know they r dodge as fuck... One get banned for aimbot and they keep the team on even when they know joelz will never attend any LAN and villi has multipel vac bans. Online csgo at his best.
I would ban mixcat from attending the lan. attend the lan with intended lineup or get a lan ban and perhaps even a next qualifier ban
Once an onliner, always an onliner.
ok, so how many LANs did he avoid before?
jOELZ ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!
dingit cheater wont show up on lan,oh wonder
Not cheating. Confirmed has mental issues.
why so many people give attention to this kid?? he is a fuck noob, he is far away been a cheater, he is horrible, he only won tier 5 teams online with nerdrage. lol
This is a real tough one, I do think that if a person continuously choose not to attend LAN that maybe they are just playing for fun, and may not like all the limelight that comes with public events. I don't for one minute think he was cheating, and I think that's stupid to even suggest that. It would be great for the chap if he did attend one LAN further down the line just to prove his own point. My team lost to MIXCATS, how ever I don't hold it against them as a team. that's my opinion any ways :)
Probably just hates social stuff. Can't blame him.
Well to be honest no matter what the reason was this time to not attend DreamHack it is still pretty wrong against other players ( specially with JoelZ when we know his lan history), because in theory I could make my own team to qualifications and buy top pro players to play in that team and carry that to the main event. Then in that main event I would player with my friends instead.
So there should be strict rules about players who can play in these teams and also strict deals that only these players are allowed to play in the main tournaments. Of course if something unexpected happens ( broken arms, serious family stuff etc..) that is different situation. But this was not unexpected...
jOELZ at LAN? I don't think so!