MLG Columbus Group C preview

MLG Columbus 2016 will be the eighth CS:GO Major and the first to offer a gargantuan $1 million prize-pool: this is the official preview for Group C of the tournament.

Next week will undoubtedly see history made for Counter-Strike as the first $1 million Major will take place in Columbus, Ohio. MLG Columbus 2016 is the eighth official Major for the game and comes at a time of an extremely fructiferous competitive scene, one in which the skill ceiling for the game is being raised ever higher.

We felt that this momentous occasion easily warranted a return to a separate preview per group, rather than a split between 'Legends' and 'Challengers', and have thus been busy writing and researching all that you may wish to know about the 16 teams competing.

As a reminder, the format of the tournament begins with group stages that will have the same format as the Major qualifier which took place last month: best-of-one games with two wins to reach the playoffs and two losses to exit; the second place decider game will be the only best-of-three match.

Meanwhile, the playoffs will be a single elimination best-of-three bracket but they will also have the distinction of taking place inside of the Nationwide Arena (the group stages will be played behind closed doors in the MLG Arena, the same venue that hosted the Major Qualifier, the Americas Minor, and the CEVO-P Seasons 6, 7, and 8 finals).


Unfortunately, Souvenir drops will not fall from the Nationwide rafters like hotcakes

We have prepared a sexy event page which you can browse to your heart's content and there you will find the group spreads for each preview. For those not fond of doing their own research however, you can find Group C below:

We will now talk about the four teams competing in Group C of MLG Columbus 2016 starting from the first team in the bracket shown above and moving downwards.

France Envy

Player Age Majors Maps Rating Highest placing
France Dan "apEX" Madesclaire 23 6 36 1.12 Winner (Cluj 2015)
France Vincent "Happy" Schopenhauer 24 7 53 1.09 Winner (2x)
France Kenny "kennyS" Schrub 20 6 33 1.06 Winner (Cluj 2015)
France Nathan "NBK-" Schmitt 21 7 50 1.01 Winner (2x)
France Timothée "DEVIL" Démolon 21 - - - -

Envy are currently ranked fifth in our Global Ranking and are also coming into MLG Columbus as the defending Major champions after winning DreamHack Open Cluj-Napoca.

From the above sentence, an outsider would infer that the French team have a pretty good chance of pulling off a deep tournament run. The skill is certainly there: all five players have a rudimentary grasp of how to punish more timid and less practiced teams, especially the sort found below them in the rankings.

However, everyone by now knows of the team's infamous breakdown at IEM Katowice, where they even lost to E-frag.net and finished 1-4 in their group and exited the tournament in 11-12th place alongside TheMongolz.


Speak of the devil and he shall disappear in the server...for now

Since the team have already been observed to be struggling (only winning sporadic events such as the Game Show finals) in 2016, many observers quickly narrowed in on Fabien "kioShiMa" Fiey, whose performance had dropped off considerably. The team evidently had similar sentiments as kioShiMa was promptly dismissed and the Boys in Blue signed DEVIL of LDLC White shortly afterwards.

However, even current leader NBK-'s interviews after Katowice had indicated that there was a wider malaise afoot in the team, the sort of toxic ennui that previous supremacy, elite tier status, and long competitive downtime can instill in players and kill off motivation.

Waking up from such a stupor takes more than a roster change and this was evinced with nV's upset loss to NRG at the Counter Pit Season 2 finals, where the German-Serbian-American team nine-percented their way to victory in a best-of-three to knock Happy and crew out of the tournament.

There is a wider tendency in the scene to view written critique as actual disparagement, and in an industry as financially illiquid and fickle as the esports one (where information can make or break income flows), too much ribbing can lead to a wider notion of failure and to eventual "memes," e.g. the NA scene.

It should therefore be clear that despite nV's recent setbacks, they are still widely expected to persevere in this group. There have been close games against CLG in the past which could lead to a spicy opener and Envy did also most recently lose a game to Astralis in Katowice, yet taking top in the group remains very feasible for NBK- and his men.

If they should exit in the groups however, then maybe it will become more acceptable to compare the team to a drug dealer in high school or some other salacious figure and then expect incoming online flak.

United States CLG

Player Age Majors Maps Rating Highest placing
United States Josh "jdm64" Marzano 25 2 8 1.06 Group stage (2x)
United States Tarik "tarik" Celik 20 3 11 1.04 Group stage (3x)
United States Jacob "FugLy" Medina 21 1 2 0.90 Group stage (Cluj 2015)
United States James "hazed" Cobb 26 3 11 0.80 Group stage (3x)
United States Stephen "reltuC" Cutler 27 3 11 0.79 Group stage (3x)

Early 2016 has been a time of a threefold scramble in North America among the region's top competitors to attain supremacy, namely Liquid, CLG, and Cloud9.

If we were to parse the team's ESL Pro League records, then CLG would be the outfit that looks to be in the worst shape with a 3-9 record compared to Liquid's 6-6 and Cloud9's 12-4.

On the other hand, CLG have always been the more consistent offline team than their brethren as close games against the likes of Natus Vincere in Major decider matches and a fourth place finish at the Game Show finals come to mind.


jdm64 is deadlier than Brienne of Tarth when his AWP shots sing out across the server

In terms of players, while jdm64 appeared to be the one going hard carry mode in early 2016, recent events such as the MLG Main Qualifier have seen tarik reinstate himself at the top of the team's fragging pyramid.

Another often unsung hero of the team is reltuC, who has become an extremely consistent player for his team (his performance may dip into the red but it is never severe) and who can perform a plurality of roles from calling to anchoring a site (holding it) to being a support on the team's T-side.

As mentioned in the Envy section, CLG are no stranger to games against the Frenchmen and have taken maps off of the team before (twice on de_overpass at the Game Show finals) and depending on the map pick-bans and the ability of the team's fraggers to deliver, we could be in for a North American treat, high fructose corn syrup included.

Denmark Astralis

Player Age Majors Maps Rating Highest placing
Denmark René "cajunb" Borg 26 7 33 1.09 1/2 final (2x)
Denmark Nicolai "device" Reedtz 20 7 39 1.09 1/2 final (3x)
Denmark Peter "dupreeh" Rasmussen 23 7 39 1.09 1/2 final (3x)
Denmark Andreas "Xyp9x" Højsleth 20 7 39 1.08 1/2 final (3x)
Denmark Finn "karrigan" Andersen 25 6 26 1.01 1/2 final (Cologne 2015)

Things have been looking up for Astralis recently and not only because the team managed to make a grand final at the Counter Pit Season 2 finals (which they lost 1-2 to Na`Vi in the end).

In our preview for the Counter Pit S2 finals, it was pointed out that the Danes had quelled some previous mistakes in their playstyle and were improving, with strong showings in the ESL Pro League, at IEM Katowice (losing only in the semifinals to fnatic), and generally moving away from the January-February period where they had struggled mightily against various opponents.

As of now, karrigan and his team are locked in a vicious battle for second place with Natus Vincere, with the Danes having held the distinction last week but which last weekend's grand final at Counter Pit settled in favour of the Eastern Europeans.


When even the organisation jokes about semifinals, you know you're beating a dead horse

A strong showing in a fairly tough Group C would surely kick off a deep Major campaign for the team and another point to keep in mind is that there is a historical correlation between device having an upswing in play and his comrade in "names that start with d" dupreeh tagging along

This statement might sound counter-intuitive, but the real danger here will not be Envy or CLG in subsequent matches but rather the CIS-region Gambit, who prospered off of being discounted and tactically understudied at the Major qualifier to dominate all their opponents. The Danes would do well to have their wits about them.

Russia Gambit

Player Age Majors Maps Rating Highest placing
Russia Mihail "Dosia" Stolyarov 27 5 20 1.04 1/4 final (3x)
Kazakhstan Dauren "AdreN" Kystaubayev 26 4 16 0.90 1/4 final (2x)
Russia Dmitry "hooch" Bogdanov 29 - - - -
Kazakhstan Rustem "mou" Telepov 24 - - - -
Finland Jan "wayLander" Rahkonen 21 - - - -

Gambit proved to be the death of high profile teams such as Cloud9 and Renegades and saw themselves trot-stepping into the Major after two convincing best-of-one victories.

Perhaps remembering the high sex profile of Dosia and his engorged status in the early days of CS:GO (ranked fourth in the world in 2013), teams will surely not underestimate Gambit this time around.

And the team are truly stacked like a tank battalion sitting suspiciously outside of the Donbass region, despite only having two previous Major contenders in Dosia and AdreN (who made their names battling as commissars under HellRaisers and Astana Dragons).


Underrate Uncle Mitya and you may find yourself singing the Kalinka

On this roster are also found wayLander, a probable descendant of the Finnish White Death according to his offline event history, mou, a hard-hitting member of the Golden Horde, and hooch, who is equivalent to a Emil "HeatoN" Christensen in Sweden or Matt "Warden" Dickens in North America as far as his father-figure, veteran status in the CIS region is concerned.

The team have a pretty impressive record of wins outside of the Main Qualifier, although they conspicuously struggled in the DreamHack Masters Malmö qualifier against the current AGG team and HellRaisers as well.

This inconsistency with other European mid-tier teams suggests that Gambit's MLG Qualifier run may have been a bit of a high-mark for the team and that they will not have as much success in an already stacked Group C.

However, with so little on record for this team compared to their three rivals in the group, they continue to be as unpredictable and fearsome as Ivan the Terrible.

 

All four groups will have their opening rounds play out on March 29th, the first day of the Major, and we will still release a preview for Group D before the big day dawns.

In addition, we will be releasing a series of interviews with many of the attending teams, with two having already gone live: one with Joakim "jkaem" Myrbostad of FaZe and one with Jonathan "EliGE" Jablonowski of Liquid. Another interview with Cloud9 will go live later today.

As the magic dates of March 29-April 3 draw ever nearer, stay focused to HLTV.org for more exclusive coverage of the upcoming Major.

stich writes for HLTV.org and can be found on Twitter

France Nathan 'NBK-' Schmitt
Nathan 'NBK-' Schmitt
Age:
25
Team:
No team
Rating 1.0:
1.04
Maps played:
1652
KPR:
0.70
DPR:
0.66
APR:
0.15
Kazakhstan Rustem 'mou' Telepov
Rustem 'mou' Telepov
Age:
28
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.05
Maps played:
990
KPR:
0.72
DPR:
0.66
APR:
0.11
France Vincent 'Happy' Schopenhauer
Vincent 'Happy' Schopenhauer
Age:
27
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.06
Maps played:
1442
KPR:
0.74
DPR:
0.67
APR:
0.12
United States Matt 'Warden' Dickens
Matt 'Warden' Dickens
Age:
34
Team:
No team
Rating 1.0:
0.78
Maps played:
55
KPR:
0.54
DPR:
0.73
APR:
0.17
United States Stephen 'reltuC' Cutler
Stephen 'reltuC' Cutler
Age:
30
Rating 1.0:
0.97
Maps played:
856
KPR:
0.65
DPR:
0.66
APR:
0.15
United States Jacob 'FugLy' Medina
Jacob 'FugLy' Medina
Age:
24
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.01
Maps played:
1043
KPR:
0.67
DPR:
0.65
APR:
0.13
United States Tarik 'tarik' Celik
Tarik 'tarik' Celik
Age:
23
Rating 1.0:
1.05
Maps played:
1193
KPR:
0.73
DPR:
0.67
APR:
0.15
Kazakhstan Dauren 'AdreN' Kystaubayev
Dauren 'AdreN' Kystaubayev
Age:
29
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.01
Maps played:
1441
KPR:
0.70
DPR:
0.68
APR:
0.15
Sweden Emil 'HeatoN' Christensen
Emil 'HeatoN' Christensen
Age:
-
Team:
No team
Rating 1.0:
0.00
Maps played:
0
KPR:
0.00
DPR:
0.00
APR:
0.00
Denmark Andreas 'Xyp9x' Højsleth
Andreas 'Xyp9x' Højsleth
Age:
24
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.04
Maps played:
1580
KPR:
0.67
DPR:
0.61
APR:
0.17
United States Josh 'jdm64' Marzano
Josh 'jdm64' Marzano
Age:
29
Team:
No team
Rating 1.0:
1.02
Maps played:
823
KPR:
0.69
DPR:
0.65
APR:
0.10
France Dan 'apEX' Madesclaire
Dan 'apEX' Madesclaire
Age:
26
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.04
Maps played:
1530
KPR:
0.74
DPR:
0.70
APR:
0.16
United States James 'hazed' Cobb
James 'hazed' Cobb
Age:
30
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.00
Maps played:
736
KPR:
0.69
DPR:
0.70
APR:
0.15
Russia Mihail 'Dosia' Stolyarov
Mihail 'Dosia' Stolyarov
Age:
31
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.99
Maps played:
1396
KPR:
0.68
DPR:
0.66
APR:
0.15
France Fabien 'kioShiMa' Fiey
Fabien 'kioShiMa' Fiey
Age:
25
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.01
Maps played:
1253
KPR:
0.68
DPR:
0.64
APR:
0.15
United States Jonathan 'EliGE' Jablonowski
Jonathan 'EliGE' Jablonowski
Age:
22
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.09
Maps played:
1182
KPR:
0.76
DPR:
0.68
APR:
0.16
Denmark René 'cajunb' Borg
René 'cajunb' Borg
Age:
29
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.07
Maps played:
1452
KPR:
0.71
DPR:
0.63
APR:
0.13
Denmark Peter 'dupreeh' Rasmussen
Peter 'dupreeh' Rasmussen
Age:
26
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.09
Maps played:
1523
KPR:
0.74
DPR:
0.65
APR:
0.14
Denmark Nicolai 'device' Reedtz
Nicolai 'device' Reedtz
Age:
24
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.17
Maps played:
1403
KPR:
0.79
DPR:
0.62
APR:
0.13
Denmark Finn 'karrigan' Andersen
Finn 'karrigan' Andersen
Age:
29
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.93
Maps played:
1538
KPR:
0.64
DPR:
0.68
APR:
0.13
Russia Dmitry 'hooch' Bogdanov
Dmitry 'hooch' Bogdanov
Age:
32
Team:
No team
Rating 1.0:
0.90
Maps played:
848
KPR:
0.62
DPR:
0.69
APR:
0.14
Russia Jan 'wayLander' Rahkonen
Jan 'wayLander' Rahkonen
Age:
25
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.91
Maps played:
674
KPR:
0.64
DPR:
0.72
APR:
0.13
Norway Joakim 'jkaem' Myrbostad
Joakim 'jkaem' Myrbostad
Age:
25
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.03
Maps played:
886
KPR:
0.72
DPR:
0.69
APR:
0.14
France Timothée 'DEVIL' Démolon
Timothée 'DEVIL' Démolon
Age:
24
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.98
Maps played:
569
KPR:
0.67
DPR:
0.68
APR:
0.13
France Kenny 'kennyS' Schrub
Kenny 'kennyS' Schrub
Age:
24
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.14
Maps played:
1584
KPR:
0.77
DPR:
0.63
APR:
0.11
MOM I DID IT GET THE CAMERA $25 and i'll post your spam link, pm thx shoutout to my negev jMS
2016-03-24 19:28
Gratz!
2016-03-24 19:25
ty
2016-03-24 19:45
not true
2016-03-24 19:25
Expected from jew. Making money of a #1 post. Kappa.
2016-03-24 19:35
ayy lmao sup fam
2016-03-24 19:41
do you like oven-cooked meals?
2016-03-24 20:04
do you like not being in nordic?
2016-03-24 21:07
yup
2016-03-24 21:53
nt tho bruh
2016-03-24 21:54
4Head
2016-03-25 07:03
Underrate Uncle Mitya and you may find yourself singing the Kalinka kek'd
2016-03-25 02:31
#2
 | 
United States Tryx[M] 
1
2016-03-24 19:25
nt
2016-03-24 23:07
Almost got it :D
2016-03-24 19:25
not even close Kappa
2016-03-25 11:05
#4
Norway FozyZ 
n1
2016-03-24 19:25
c
2016-03-24 19:25
good read FeelsGoodMan
2016-03-24 19:25
#7
 | 
Spain Silber_ 
hype
2016-03-24 19:25
#8
 | 
Brazil mibrzera 
ez astralis
2016-03-24 19:25
ez
2016-03-24 19:25
#10
 | 
Germany maNiPul8 
fak yall
2016-03-24 19:25
#12
 | 
Chile Cristoff 
n1
2016-03-24 19:25
#13
 | 
Croatia mds818 
a
2016-03-24 19:25
nice
2016-03-24 19:25
#15
 | 
World LeviathaNz 
I have faith in Gambit for this one, I think hooch is a great IGL and they can quickly be recognized as a strong opposition if they are willing to work hard.
2016-03-24 19:26
Same bro :) hope gambit make it to playoffs!
2016-03-24 19:38
#96
Xyp9x | 
Other GunnerL 
Ye, from the first time I saw Gambit I felt they could be a good dark horse, just going to expect them to hit playoffs at best.
2016-03-25 02:23
kk
2016-03-24 19:25
cool
2016-03-24 19:25
n1
2016-03-24 19:25
expected
2016-03-24 19:25
1st
2016-03-24 19:25
gg
2016-03-24 19:25
#22
TenZ | 
Europe cngcsgo 
not first
2016-03-24 19:25
#23
 | 
Finland f0pZ 
ez gambit
2016-03-24 19:25
GO DOSIA!!!!
2016-03-24 19:26
what the hell they've written about gambit??? all russian memes about this guys is written there, but nobody except for CIS can understand it
2016-03-24 19:29
it's okay if nobody understands, if they're truly curious, they'll look it up. on the internet after all, knowledge is at your fingertips :^
2016-03-24 19:30
i guess there it is hard to find information about "Uncle Mitya" in the internet :D
2016-03-24 19:34
anyways it's fun to read some inside russian jokes on an international site. Author did a great job, idk if he's from CIS tho
2016-03-24 19:41
I'm not I just like to know everything ?_?
2016-03-25 00:19
#66
 | 
Russia Nikosimus 
Btw, did you look up what hooch's tfu-tfu-tfu meant?:D
2016-03-24 20:57
I did, some cultured russians informed me :D
2016-03-25 06:41
#68
Frankie | 
United States lybrel 
I haven't seen the word "evince" since high school 18th century British lit class. Put away the thesaurus, stich. You don't sound like a native speaker at all. And your target demographic on this website is a teenager who often doesn't speak English as a first language. Nobody says "salacious". Memes and jokes are fine but the vocabulary sound embarrassingly forced. It's just really bad writing.
2016-03-24 21:11
Thanks for this very entertaining jeremiad. +1
2016-03-25 00:19
#93
Frankie | 
United States lybrel 
"That you used "jeremiad"... wow. Not even thorin or sadokist would use that. Are you making fun of yourself? Because if so, hahaha. But I get paid a few cents to teach people testing for MBA's vocabulary and "jeremiad" is not a word, trust me. I'm trying to be constructive: please stop using the thesaurus to sound smart. As a native American interested in literature, please find me a case of use "evince" in common speech
2016-03-25 00:55
#94
 | 
United States ferdog 
baited
2016-03-25 01:24
u cant bait GOD stich
2016-03-25 04:40
#89
Puls3 | 
World bigb1rd 
He's a try hard linguist who thinks that looking up synonyms for every big word he uses and shoving them in wherever they (almost) fit makes him look clever is the best way to write articles for a site that has a large percent of non-English speakers. As you say it also makes him look like English isn't actually a native or natural language for him as it's all so forced and awkward. But best leave him to it as it makes him feel superior, something I gather is quite important to immature and socially inept young men.
2016-03-25 00:20
Reading the previews has been painful. When I read the first one I thought he was joking around for the first few paragraphs but it went on and on.
2016-03-25 06:19
Can you be kind enough to explain that Uncle Mitya thing, please?
2016-03-25 15:36
Mitya = Dmitriy, his name. He is quite popular in CIS scene so casters often call him Uncle Mitya like a friend, informally
2016-03-25 19:56
dis group gon b gud
2016-03-24 19:31
#32
 | 
CIS vasqaaa 
troll nice link for kalinka xD
2016-03-24 19:32
jdm64 is deadlier than Brienne of Tarth when his AWP shots sing out across the server Stich fan of GoT :D
2016-03-24 19:32
#40
 | 
Georgia Fatal Fighter 
:D
2016-03-24 19:39
Quite funny review. +1 for sure.
2016-03-24 19:36
Player Age Majors Maps Rating Highest placing René "cajunb" Borg 26 7 33 1.09 1/2 final (2x) Nicolai "device" Reedtz 20 7 39 1.09 1/2 final (3x) Peter "dupreeh" Rasmussen 23 7 39 1.09 1/2 final (3x) Andreas "Xyp9x" Højsleth 20 7 39 1.08 1/2 final (3x) Finn "karrigan" Andersen 25 6 26 1.01 1/2 final (Cologne 2015) Lmao
2016-03-24 19:38
#41
 | 
Brazil BuddyINSANE 
go CLG! u can do it!
2016-03-24 19:39
Underrate Uncle Mitya and you may find yourself singing the Kalinka. rhymes are on point
2016-03-24 19:40
I arent think that
2016-03-24 19:41
"eventual "memes," e.g. the NA scene." OMG
2016-03-24 19:47
ez for gambit ez for dosia
2016-03-24 19:48
Least interesting group. Hope to see Gambit shining.
2016-03-24 19:54
#52
United Kingdom Dird 
do they release info about the biggest selling signatures? surely x god will be top 3 this event
2016-03-24 20:02
KALINKA!!!!
2016-03-24 20:11
"jdm64 is deadlier than Brienne of Tarth when his AWP shots sing out across the server" made my day :)
2016-03-24 20:14
+1
2016-03-24 20:17
#57
Korea yuh 
LETS GO CLG WOOOOOOOOOOO
2016-03-24 20:19
Astralis and Envyus will go through to the playoffs. CLG doesn't have the firepower to contest this group, and Gambit are still by and large an unknown quantity.
2016-03-24 20:29
Clg have contested nV a ton of times, what do you mean? And nV have really been struggling recently
2016-03-24 21:27
If CLG have a massive breakout performance, then yes, what with Envy's problems and roster move. However, if you look back at the World Championship tournament, attended by Envy, Astralis, CLG etc. You will see that in a BO3, even with Overpass left in (Practically a free map for CLG), Envy still won. So it is my belief that Envy will go through unless jdm or tarik, superstar players for CLG, turn up massively.
2016-03-25 15:24
go CLG!
2016-03-24 20:35
I love how you write Stich, especially your sentence structures like "nine-percented their way to victory" and such. I don't know if it comes naturally to you, I couldn't even dream to write like you, I'm way too formal :( Anyway, it's very pleasant to read. Do you also write the sentences below every pictures ? They're funny aswell !
2016-03-24 20:38
yes I write everything including the captions. I generally have a very fluid approach to writing and creative sentence constructions come naturally to me, I never have to think about what I'm writing. People have for a very long time accused me of using a thesaurus when I write which is also not true, I just have a deep vocabulary pool. It is what it is. If you're curious, I wrote some poems a long, long time ago: issuu.com/stichomythia
2016-03-25 00:30
Roses are red grass is greener I think of you When I touch my wiener =))
2016-03-25 10:36
#124
Puls3 | 
World bigb1rd 
You lie really naturally too.
2016-03-25 13:31
#62
FalleN | 
World Vechnyp 
rip gambit, too bad they are the worst team in that group unless envyus choke somehow
2016-03-24 20:40
Gambit > CLG
2016-03-24 23:49
gambit are worse than clg, believe me
2016-03-25 09:53
C9 > CLG Gambit > C9 Therefore Gambit > CLG
2016-03-25 14:15
in which world c9 is better than clg lol
2016-03-25 18:48
2016-03-25 19:09
hltv rankings PogChamp
2016-03-25 19:10
You have anything better to base your claims on?
2016-03-25 19:31
you dont need to be genius to know that c9 are awful and clg are improving after getting pita as their coach
2016-03-25 19:34
fnatic is going to win this anyway. swee
2016-03-24 20:41
NiP is the new Fnatic
2016-03-24 21:12
No.
2016-03-24 21:19
I LOVE YOU STICH
2016-03-24 20:42
Waylander = Simo Häyhä confirmed
2016-03-24 20:51
HAHA, BEST THREAD I'VE EVER READ. PROPS TO THE GUY WHO MADE THIS!
2016-03-24 21:48
"High sex profile ofMihail "Dosia" Stolyarov" Damn hltv... Back at it with the memes
2016-03-24 21:50
#76
 | 
Poland DominnX26 
Sexgod win 16-0 vs Astralis and 16-0 vs envy
2016-03-24 22:04
#77
 | 
Australia Raychippy 
Dosia X God
2016-03-24 22:09
Stich once again meme master :D nice article also
2016-03-24 22:43
ex sex god Dosia
2016-03-24 22:46
>Warden >Father figure Kek
2016-03-24 23:13
#83
rain | 
Norway LakSeey 
Your articles are so good stich <3
2016-03-24 23:24
ez for X god.
2016-03-24 23:51
#95
Xyp9x | 
Other GunnerL 
too much ribbing can lead to a wider notion of failure and to eventual "memes," e.g. the NA scene Obligatory NA CS 4Head before the counters come: Yes, Asian scene is bad, particularly the Singaporean scene horrible. NotLikeThis
2016-03-25 01:55
hooch is only 29? Then when he started playing professional he was like 7 years old??
2016-03-25 03:19
GOOOD LUCKKKK, GAMBIT! take our POWER!!! Dosia X God, Hooch Moguch, Adren EZ, MOU MOU, WayLander.
2016-03-25 04:38
Gambit, Astralis to quarter
2016-03-25 05:24
BOT DEVIL
2016-03-25 06:00
KALINKA
2016-03-25 06:24
"If they should exit in the groups however, then maybe it will become more acceptable to compare the team to a drug dealer in high school or some other salacious figure and then expect incoming online flak." *cough* YNK *cough*, :D Stitch
2016-03-25 07:43
ahahha izi ebatb
2016-03-25 09:10
Ez for sex god
2016-03-25 09:29
Who knows what kind of system the quarter-finals of the tournament? A1-B2, A2-B1... or the draw?
2016-03-25 10:40
group d GROUP D #1 - Natus Vincere #2 - Virtus.pro #3 - G2 Esports #4 - Cloud9
2016-03-25 10:44
#120
allu | 
Finland Fherrera 
uncle mitya =D
2016-03-25 11:09
ahahahahahaahah "Underrate Uncle Mitya and you may find yourself singing the Kalinka" ROFLMAO
2016-03-25 11:52
Can you explain for non-russians please? Who is Uncle Mitya? :)
2016-03-25 15:34
EnVyUs vs CLG - EnVyUs Astralis vs Gambit - Astralis Astralis vs EnVyUs - Astralis CLG vs Gambit - CLG EnVyUs - CLG - suprisze... CLG 1 Astralis 2 CLG 3 EnVyUs 4 Gambit
2016-03-25 11:53
Speak of the devil and he shall disappear in the server...for now LOL
2016-03-25 13:11
Astralis probably going to disappoint in semi-finals should they make it there so I hope nV for their sake making out of the group and use the huge injection of confidence to go to the finals :). Looks like a stretch tbh but they can do it.
2016-03-25 15:56
GL GAMBIT!!!
2016-03-25 15:58
#132
 | 
Romania rockNoob 
Perhaps remembering the high sex profile of Mihail "Dosia" Stolyarov
2016-03-25 17:14
YES
2016-03-28 07:45
NOICE!
2016-03-26 00:59
#142
Sweden T_T 
1. EnVyUs 2. Astralis
2016-03-26 14:47
#144
 | 
Finland Galu 
Simo Häyhä Mainittu! Torilla tavataan!
2016-03-26 17:35
Ahhahahhhah singing kalinka
2016-03-26 18:14
ez kalinka
2016-03-26 18:17
EZ 4 Sex God
2016-03-27 20:26
Login or register to add your comment to the discussion.