Uber steps down from Selfless

22-5-2016 15:38

Michael "Uber" Stapells has announced via Twitter that he has stepped down from Selfless' active roster.

The announcement came just hours after Selfless were eliminated from the MLG Americas Minor Championship following a 0-2 defeat against TSM in the Lower Bracket final.

Michael "⁠Uber⁠" Stapells was the only player left of the original Tempo Gaming roster, which joined Enemy in June 2015. Under the new organisation, the team would win the Americas Minor, in January, before leaving to form Selfless Gaming.

Uber no longer part of Selfless' starting roster

In a tweet, Selfless explained that Uber has been moved to a backup position as they explore their options before announcing a new fifth player.

Selfless currently have:

Mitch "⁠mitch⁠" Semago
Skyler "⁠Relyks⁠" Weaver
Noah "⁠Nifty⁠" Francis
Michael "⁠MAiNLiNE⁠" Jaber

Michael "⁠Uber⁠" Stapells (backup)

As of right now i've chosen to no longer be apart of the starting roster for @SelflessGG .
— Michael Stapells (@UberCSGO) 22 May 2016

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better hit the dms dad

2016-05-22 15:37

11 replies

UK SO FAST

1 reply

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2016-05-23 13:50

lol

2016-05-22 16:08

neever HEard of UBER. he look like skInny mathchmaking player. is he illness?

2016-05-22 16:20

6 replies

He can't eat certain food that contain a lot of protein, so he's skinny. Check his twitch if you don't believe

2016-05-22 16:22

"I suffer from Celiac Disease, which basically is an allergy/high sensitivity to Gluten, the main cause of weight gain. As a result of this everything I eat is gluten free and made of rice/corn, and gaining weight is insanely hard. It's a VERY healthy diet though!!!" twitch.tv/fpsuber Yes.

2016-05-22 17:38

3 replies

wtf there are people with more allergies than just gluten that arent skinny as f*ck

2016-05-23 03:18

Yeah his stature has nothing to do with celiac disease. I've never heard that gluten is vital to weight gain. If you eat gluten free you can still eat all meat and plenty of other stuff with fat in it. Not sure what's up with his claim. :/

2016-05-23 10:33

??? I have celiac disease and I can gain weight. I've been lifting and for years, eat a ton of chicken, and have made pretty big gains. I don't know where he read that gluten is the main cause of weight gain. Gluten is just a protein in wheat, rye, barley, and a few other grains. You can still eat like, any meat and stuff with fats in it. Wadafak?

2016-05-23 10:32

"Is he illness" lmfao

2016-05-22 18:09

1st reply best reply

2016-05-22 20:49

Who called an uber?

2016-05-22 15:40

2 replies

kys

2016-05-23 15:23

Ladies first

2016-05-23 21:10

rip

R.I.P. their most handsome player.

2016-05-22 15:38

not much competition m8

2016-05-22 15:42

1`rd

shiieet

lmao

vittu

first... fck :(

second

first

wat

One of their best players as well...

very true, i think uber is very under rated

2016-05-22 17:42

rip gr8 haircut

"Go pro Uber"

Wtf

Uber join CLG

Pls no he's not very good

2016-05-22 15:57

he's actually a pretty decent entry fragger and he improves quickly but he's a semionliner

2016-05-22 18:58

Damn

Sad as fuck, I remember him saying they're like family and he wouldn't join C9 even if he could cause of that.

4 replies

lucky for c9 they would've just added one of the biggest onliners

2016-05-22 15:43

they added stewie then...

2016-05-22 15:44

stewie has been super good in recent matches

2016-05-22 16:07

recently yes, but when he was added to C9 he was called onliner too

2016-05-22 16:10

Taxi > Uber

lel

2016-05-22 15:53

no wonder with that fucking haircut

rip the number 2 pencil

2016-05-22 15:39

skkrt skkrt join clg

2016-05-22 15:41

onliner

Hilarious considering he's better than both Mainline and Mitch

Rip selfless family

CLG

Uber better than the rest, maybe not Nifty though. But, Nifty awps so not much of a comparison.

Uber to clg plz ill suck ur dick Uber if you do it.

CLG uber

he's like the the epitome of a fucking dweeb. DaZeD, 2016

2016-05-22 15:48

"And we kept telling him, 'you just got dad dicked!'.. Me and moe were just dying laughing the entire time."

2016-05-22 15:54

Because he was uber selfless?

2016-05-22 15:59

built like a number 2 pencil

2016-05-22 16:11

clg uber inc

2016-05-22 16:12

RRIP

2016-05-22 16:16

AHAHAHA TAXI >>>>>>> UBER ALWAYS DUDE REKTTTTTTTT

2016-05-22 16:19

I thought the taxi app went bankrupt

dad dicked

2016-05-22 16:23

Uber to CLG

2016-05-22 16:41

rip nerd who i liked and was decent at the game. unexpected. But dont that still have the last chance online qualifier?

2016-05-22 17:09

shitty guy without good aim go play dm

2016-05-22 17:11

who steps down from what

2016-05-22 17:25

I expect him to be joining CLG

2016-05-22 17:26

who?

2016-05-22 17:39

who ??

2016-05-22 17:40

Clg or echofix incoming

2016-05-22 18:02

Uber calling everyone he plays against online...until he goes to LAN

2016-05-22 18:10

CLG 4 sure m8

2016-05-22 18:19

kairi inc

2016-05-22 18:22

Taxi to join selfless confirmed.

2016-05-22 19:15

uber looks like a future serial killer

2016-05-22 19:20

guess he has to hit the CSDM more often...

2016-05-22 19:27

to me uber was solid and stepped up most when they needed him where others failed, don't get him being moved to back up but can't really say if its team chemistry wise as to why they moved him back.

2016-05-22 19:48

here is an instance of uber stepping it up massively when they needed him hltv.org/?pageid=246&playerid=9053&stats..

2016-05-23 14:22

5 replies

yeay yeay if u go look at all of the players their performances during extremely bad games u will see alot of red, doesn't mean there aren't occasions when in games they needed (esl pro league online stage) that he stepped it up big time to pull off the W for his team.

2016-05-23 16:42

sure he steps it up every now and then, but even if u check his lan stats its bad af, he hasnt done anything significant vs any actual good teams pretty much ever...

2016-05-23 17:41

he clutched important rounds & out did himself when was needed most so that got them to lan events in the first place....watch the games and u would of seen this.

2016-05-24 06:32

oh yea just because he clutched some important rounds its fair to completely forget the other 80% of the time when he wasnt there when they needed him even more? his team needs him to perform and thats why they arent even remotely good, cause he usually doesnt

2016-05-24 12:48

getting to lan was extra money in the pocket of the org = more exposure. also half that team isn't good.....after koosta was bought away by Liquid that team kinda fell apart.

2016-05-24 23:19

goin back to gangwars, eh

2016-05-22 21:28

RIP NME

2016-05-23 03:15