Top 20 players of 2016: s1mple (4)

Ranked fourth in our top 20 players of 2016 is Aleksandr "s1mple" Kostyliev. The Ukrainian star made the list for the first time due to his exceptional fragging and high impact on his team's wins this year.

Aleksandr "s1mple" Kostyliev's rise to fame started at the beginning of 2014 when he took the title at Voronezh Cup with Andrey "B1ad3" Gorodenskiy and Georgi "WorldEdit" Yaskin playing under the name "Hashtag". The team became Courage Gaming shortly after that and competed in the SL StarSeries IX online group stage. The team didn't impress, ending up 14th, but young s1mple, who recorded good matches against the likes of fnatic and Titan, was already turning some heads.

"My first victory was with Courage Gaming, that had b1ad3, z1, worldedit and pr1zrak - at Voronezh Cup 2014 three years ago. That was when I understood that I was going to become a professional CSGO player."

"I really want to take this moment to say thank you to my former captain - B1ad3"

Kostyliev joined Amazing Gaming for the next season of the lower division of StarLadder - ProSeries - and took the title over Vadim "DavCost" Vasilyev's 1sh0t before departing to his first professional team in September of 2014 - HellRaisers.

Playing with a team of former stars and superstars in Yegor "markeloff" Markelov, Mihail "Dosia" Stolyarov, Kirill "ANGE1" Karasiow and Emil "kUcheR" Akhundov, s1mple was quick at establishing himself as the main carry, both online and at LAN events. However, the young Ukrainian's inexperience still caused troubles understanding some of the team aspects of the game. As a result, his best showing in 2014 came at his first Major, DreamHack Winter 2014 - where HellRaisers employed B1ad3 to control the team from the coach-IGL position.


s1mple playing his first Major with HellRaisers 

That combination led to HellRaisers beating both fnatic and Cloud9 in the groups before being eliminated by in the quarter-finals by NiP. At this point, s1mple's talent was evident, but the 17-year-old was still released from the team at the start of 2015 due to two things that haunted him throughout his career: a bad attitude toward teammates and his ESL ban.

The ban - which came as a result of cheating in Counter-Strike 1.6 before s1mple's endeavors in the professional scene - was extended due to ban evasion and was set to expire in February of 2016, which would see him barred from two out of the three Majors in 2015. That fact combined with what he himself referred to as "bad reputation" made s1mple a free agent once again.

"[about the ESL Ban and the effect on his career] I felt really bad, I didn't play a lot of tournaments, not even talking about Majors, but I never gave up in my job. That what I want to say to people - always follow your goals and dreams."

s1mple wouldn't be free for long, though, as he would accept the offer to join B1ad3 again - this time in FlipSid3. The team managed a lower-bracket run to the fourth place of Copenhagen Game in their first showing at a LAN, with Kostyliev leading his team with an impressive 1.28 rating.

FlipSid3 would attend a few more LAN's in 2015, but were struggling to make a big result, and it was already apparent that s1mple was at times frustrated with his team. In July, at ESWC 2015 in Montreal, the FlipSid3 used Spencer "Hiko" Martin as a last-minute stand-in for WorldEdit, whose visa was denied. With the North American player in their roster, the CIS side managed to defeat NiP in the quarterfinals, one of their biggest achievements as a team, but went out to Natus Vincere after a one-sided semi-final match. The 3-4th place finish didn't satisfy s1mple though, who was livid at some of his teammates after their 16-1 defeat to Natus Vincere on Inferno - stating that ESWC would be his last tournament with FlipSid3.


Frustration at ESWC 2015, from s1mple's time with FlipSid3 

And so it was, at least as a full-time player. s1mple then spent a couple of months playing in Evolution.Dark who later became Worst Players, a roster similar to his Amazing Gaming team from 2014 composed of Vladyslav "arch" Svistov, Ilya "fix" Golovko, Roman "CyberFocus" Dergach and Vladimir "ROBO" Neskey.

s1mple had short stints in HellRaisers and FlipSid3 before the end of the year, standing in for the former at the Major qualifier DreamHack Stockholm and the latter in some online competitions such as the ELEAGUE Road to Vegas Qualifier - both with limited success team-wise.

A new chapter in s1mple's career started in the beginning of 2016, six months after his official departure from FlipSid3. With his ESL ban about to expire and the upcoming Major in the hands of MLG, the Ukrainian star was a desirable commodity on the market. However, with Natus Vincere in great shape and not looking for a change at the time, and other CIS teams already behind him, s1mple decided to make the leap across the Atlantic - signing for Team Liquid.

The move to the North American team was in a great part down to Hiko, who, impressed by s1mple in their time playing together at ESWC 2015, convinced the rest of Liquid to give him a shot.

And the decision paid off almost instantly, as Liquid qualified for MLG Columbus and went 2-0 in their groups of the main event, beating FaZe and fnatic for a spot in the playoffs. s1mple was instrumental in their overtime victory over the Swedes, finishing 37-27 (1.26 rating) and continued his great play against CLG in the quarter-final, where Liquid easily dispatched of their North American rivals.

Reaching the semi-final, s1mple's Liquid already equaled the best North American Major result (compLexity at DHW 2013), but were looking good to go even further in their, now historic, match against Luminosity. After leading both 15-9 on Mirage and 15-6 on Cache, Liquid were unable to close out either map, finishing 3-4th after a 2-0 loss.

"It was a very sad game for us, it was 15-9, 15-11 on both maps. I don't really care about jumping 4k [by coldzera on Mirage] (HELLO VALVE), we lost because of our mistakes."

s1mple played very well over the course of the tournament, including the heartbreaking semi-final, getting an EVP award for his 0.83 kills per round, 70.2% KAST, and team-leading 1.17 rating. In addition to that, he was also the PotM in three out of six maps Liquid played.


Success came shortly after joining Liquid - making the semi-final of MLG Columbus 

The period after Columbus was a tough one for s1mple - playing from Liquid's League of Legends team house, separated from his family, friends and even teammates, the haunting way they lost to Luminosity and the poor showing at DreamHack Masters Malmö 2016, the team's first tournament with Kenneth "koosta" Suen - it all became too much to handle for the Ukrainian.

That lead to s1mple taking a break from Liquid shortly after their tournament in Sweden, heading back to Europe to play with his "friends team" Worst Players once again. With the Chinese team Born of Fire withdrawing from SLi Invitational due to visas, Worst Players got the opportunity to attend the LAN tournament and had a good showing in Kiev. As a team no one was expecting anything from, Worst Players defeated the Danish SK Gaming team 2-0 and took maps off GODSENT and the champions-to-be Virtus.pro.

Even though the event was a medium sized one, s1mple impressed with remarkable numbers and against solid opposition: 0.97 kills per round, 97.1 ADR and a 1.30 rating - 30% above his team's average - yielded him another EVP award.

s1mple went back to playing for Liquid after that event though, attending ECS Season 1 Finals. The team's debut with "" went similarly to their debut with koosta - poorly for both s1mple and his team. After winning to G2 in the opener, Liquid couldn't get out of the group stage due to losses to Luminosity and G2 in the decider.

The next event on the schedule was ESL One Cologne, though it had already been public that Liquid had signed Jacob "Pimp" Winneche to replace the Ukrainian after the Major. Another weird situation in the North American team didn't stop s1mple from performing well in Cologne, who picked up his third EVP award of the year for his 1.12 rated run to the grand final. Liquid's deciding match against the Brazilians was the only underwhelming series for s1mple, who was otherwise brilliant, especially in series versus Natus Vincere and fnatic.

His two AWP kills against fnatic at ESL One Cologne made Counter-Strike history

Out of Liquid and with the summer break in full effect, s1mple returned to Europe - but he wouldn't stay teamless for long. The dream move to the elite CIS team Natus Vincere realized before the end of the break as he replaced the longest standing player of the team Danylo "Zeus" Teslenko.

The new Natus Vincere roster was referred to as a super team - with capable individuals in all positions, many have expected them to take the scene by storm. However, they crashed out of their debut tournament with the wildcard youngster - SLi StarSeries S2 Finals - after just two group stage maps. The event on Natus Vincere's home soil was a cold shower for s1mple who recorded his worst showing of the year - a team-low 0.71 HLTV rating.

"Everyone thought we would win [SLi StarSeries S2], but we didn't have that much time to play with each other before the event - that was the main problem."

But as it often went for s1mple in 2016, he redeemed himself at the next tournament - ESL One New York. Taking over the secondary AWP role from Denis "seized" Kostin, s1mple showed what he was capable of in the yellow-and-black jersey by putting up high numbers on a consistent basis throughout the tournament and against teams such as Liquid, SK and Virtus.pro. All in all, he was the main driving force behind Natus Vincere's first big tournament win of the year with 0.86 KPR and 72.1% KAST - rightfully claiming the MVP award as well.

s1mple - the MVP of ESL One New York

s1mple was in form at the upcoming EPICENTER: Moscow, finishing with an above average rating in eight out of the nine maps Natus Vincere played. With the rest of team lagging behind the Ukrainian a lot (s1mple's 1.25 rating was 25% above his team's average), the CIS side had to settle with a solid 3-4th finish after a defeat to dignitas.

The end of the year went poorly for Natus Vincere, as they were eliminated from the group stages of both ELEAGUE and IEM Oakland, with the latter tournament being particularly disappointing considering the defeats that came from teams such as the slumping Liquid and underachieving Immortals. Even though s1mple's rating wasn't really low at the two mentioned events, his ELEAGUE rating was inflated by a series against ALTERNATE aTTaX, and his round-to-round consistency (KAST%) was pretty low at both competitions - 62.4% and 63.5%.

"It was not bad or a good year for us. We lacked preparation due to a lot of tournaments, we changed a lot of positions, our captain [caller], had to adapt to the new coaching rules - all of that affected us a lot"

"I see my roster as the one of the best rosters in CSGO, I expect everyone to work hard and we will be champions together."


There is still a lot of work in front of Natus Vincere

Why is he the 4th best player of 2016?

s1mple earned a number of individual awards, with most of them coming from big tournament and Majors. He was the EVP and best-rated player in his team at MLG Columbus, ESL One Cologne and EPICENTER: Moscow, and also picked up the MVP in Natus Vincere's only big win at ESL One New York.

Kostyliev attended only one medium sized event - SLi Invitational #1 - but the combination of his other-worldly stats while playing against solid opposition with underwhelming teammates still got him an EVP and benefited his year overall.

In terms of his stats, he was the best pure fragger of 2016 with 0.82 kills per round (ranking 1st), and was also the most impactful player among the top 5, with 112.9 ADR in his team's round wins and a multi-kill in 22.4% of the rounds played (1st).

s1mple's impact could've landed him a higher finish in this year's rankings, but he was limited by his inconsistency both on a round-to-round basis (he was one of the least consistent players out of the top 20 with 69.1% KAST) and tournament-to-tournament basis  (out of his ten events, three were poor showings).

Bold prediction

We asked s1mple to name someone that he thinks could end up in next year’s top 20 of 2017 ranking, and he went with two CIS players:

Kazakhstan Abay "HObbit" Khasenov & Russia Denis "electronic" Sharipov

"They have already showed up, and both have won MVP awards from tournaments."

Stay tuned to our Top 20 players of 2016 ranking powered by EGB.com and take a look at the Introduction article to learn more about how the players were picked.

United States Kenneth 'koosta' Suen
Kenneth 'koosta' Suen
Age:
20
Team:
Rating:
1.10
Maps played:
387
KPR:
0.75
DPR:
0.66
APR:
0.12
Argentina ''
 ''
Age:
-
Team:
No team
Rating:
0.00
Maps played:
0
KPR:
0.00
DPR:
0.00
APR:
0.00
Ukraine Danylo 'Zeus' Teslenko
Danylo 'Zeus' Teslenko
Age:
29
Team:
Rating:
0.96
Maps played:
934
KPR:
0.66
DPR:
0.69
APR:
0.17
Ukraine Ilya 'fix' Golovko
Ilya 'fix' Golovko
Age:
19
Team:
Rating:
0.89
Maps played:
301
KPR:
0.62
DPR:
0.72
APR:
0.13
Russia Georgi 'WorldEdit' Yaskin
Georgi 'WorldEdit' Yaskin
Age:
25
Team:
Rating:
1.09
Maps played:
780
KPR:
0.75
DPR:
0.67
APR:
0.12
Russia Emil 'kUcheR' Akhundov
Emil 'kUcheR' Akhundov
Age:
28
Team:
No team
Rating:
0.97
Maps played:
795
KPR:
0.67
DPR:
0.68
APR:
0.15
Kazakhstan Abay 'HObbit' Khasenov
Abay 'HObbit' Khasenov
Age:
23
Team:
Rating:
1.09
Maps played:
202
KPR:
0.75
DPR:
0.66
APR:
0.16
Denmark Jacob 'Pimp' Winneche
Jacob 'Pimp' Winneche
Age:
21
Team:
No team
Rating:
1.07
Maps played:
935
KPR:
0.72
DPR:
0.64
APR:
0.13
Belarus Vladimir 'ROBO' Neskey
Vladimir 'ROBO' Neskey
Age:
24
Team:
Rating:
0.95
Maps played:
124
KPR:
0.68
DPR:
0.71
APR:
0.14
Ukraine Yegor 'markeloff' Markelov
Yegor 'markeloff' Markelov
Age:
29
Team:
Rating:
1.00
Maps played:
999
KPR:
0.67
DPR:
0.65
APR:
0.15
Russia Denis 'seized' Kostin
Denis 'seized' Kostin
Age:
22
Rating:
1.02
Maps played:
923
KPR:
0.70
DPR:
0.66
APR:
0.16
Ukraine Kirill 'ANGE1' Karasiow
Kirill 'ANGE1' Karasiow
Age:
27
Team:
Rating:
1.02
Maps played:
1128
KPR:
0.72
DPR:
0.70
APR:
0.18
United States Spencer 'Hiko' Martin
Spencer 'Hiko' Martin
Age:
27
Team:
No team
Rating:
1.07
Maps played:
594
KPR:
0.70
DPR:
0.61
APR:
0.14
Russia Denis 'electronic' Sharipov
Denis 'electronic' Sharipov
Age:
18
Team:
Rating:
1.07
Maps played:
305
KPR:
0.76
DPR:
0.71
APR:
0.14
Ukraine Andrey 'B1ad3' Gorodenskiy
Andrey 'B1ad3' Gorodenskiy
Age:
30
Team:
Rating:
0.84
Maps played:
769
KPR:
0.59
DPR:
0.73
APR:
0.16
Ukraine Vladyslav 'arch' Svistov
Vladyslav 'arch' Svistov
Age:
21
Team:
No team
Rating:
0.95
Maps played:
366
KPR:
0.68
DPR:
0.71
APR:
0.13
Russia Vadim 'DavCost' Vasilyev
Vadim 'DavCost' Vasilyev
Age:
21
Team:
Rating:
1.10
Maps played:
456
KPR:
0.75
DPR:
0.67
APR:
0.13
Ukraine Aleksandr 's1mple' Kostyliev
Aleksandr 's1mple' Kostyliev
Age:
19
Rating:
1.17
Maps played:
563
KPR:
0.84
DPR:
0.70
APR:
0.11
Belarus Roman 'CyberFocus' Dergach
Roman 'CyberFocus' Dergach
Age:
22
Team:
Rating:
1.03
Maps played:
316
KPR:
0.72
DPR:
0.69
APR:
0.11
Russia Mihail 'Dosia' Stolyarov
Mihail 'Dosia' Stolyarov
Age:
28
Team:
Rating:
1.03
Maps played:
978
KPR:
0.70
DPR:
0.65
APR:
0.15
i am fully boycotting this list now that i know that autimatic has been omitted for sure. shame on you. that being said s1mple is probably the most talented player to ever walk on this planet. despite his shortcomings as a person. also; s1mple > dev1ce > Mustafa- same amount of wins, s1mple was better throughout the year, better in majors etc.
2017-01-17 21:22
blyat
2017-01-17 21:22
Simple player, but so sh1tple person
2017-01-18 05:39
not expected coming from Ukraine
2017-01-18 12:35
;)
2017-01-18 15:19
2 EZ SIMPLE GOOOOOOOOD
2017-01-17 21:22
So he isn't top 3 at the end
2017-01-17 21:22
fast af boii
2017-01-17 21:22
+1 Autimatic deserved a spot
2017-01-17 21:22
for one and only tournament sure.
2017-01-17 23:26
He did well several events, what are you talking about? The team didn't achieve as much as one would have hoped, but auti was great.
2017-01-18 02:41
"several tournaments" hmmm let's see 2 tournaments before ESL PL S4 , that's 3, then he did kinda good @ ELeague , he did great at the qualifier.....and thats it for relevant tier1-2 international tournaments....yeah 5 lans in 2016....the most saturated year in CS HISTORY....jesus fucking christ how fucking patriotic and delusional can your people be??? no Autimatic doesnt deserve a spot in the top20 because there is at least 30 other players that did what he did in a higher amount of lans. fuck off
2017-01-18 08:41
I didn't say he deserved a spot in the top 20 players. Might want to read what I said again and try to comprehend it this time, because everything you said that was relevant to what I said has you agreeing with me. Unless you contend with 5 being several, which is fine but I think the dictionary disagrees. Good day sir.
2017-01-18 12:51
Maybe on a quarter list, not the whole year. Didn't play enough.
2017-01-18 22:02
Valid point. He'll shock the world this year =).
2017-01-18 22:03
And that SICK 1v5: youtube.com/watch?v=qzIhZXwJd1w !!
2017-01-17 21:23
autimatic deserved a spot because he had one tournament? gtfo
2017-01-17 21:25
niko doesnt even have a tournament win. autimatic has one. he played 98 maps on lan vs t1 teams. got a 1.10 rating. he got to semis on ecs s1 with tsm as well. gtfo
2017-01-17 21:39
he started playing like a god on c9 when the year was ending, same thing with coldzera in 2015.
2017-01-17 22:40
coldzera should ve been in the 2015 list as well
2017-01-17 23:28
No
2017-01-18 00:17
No
2017-01-18 01:39
i agree with you
2017-01-18 02:06
I am talking about one godlike tournament at the end of the year... where was autimatic before? NiKo had few of them at the beginning of the year but still he didn't deserve such a high place in the ranking if he plays like that in the 2017 then he will earn his spot
2017-01-18 01:37
You dumb af, he has been consistent every tournament and that's what matters the most
2017-01-18 01:55
where was autimatic before he joined Cloud9? oh yeah right, that's why he isn't in the top20
2017-01-18 01:56
this list is kinda fucked, coldzera gets number 1 cuz he got rng with those awp shots. it shows cs is trash, s1mple is a much better player than cold in every aspect.
2017-01-18 03:02
coldzera gets number 1 cuz he got rng with those awp shots yeah, you know nothing where was s1mple when Liquid needed him in the semifinal of MLG? where was he when Liquid played SK in the ESL Cologne final? I can tell you where was cold :)
2017-01-18 04:26
What? But s1mple played the ESL ONe Cologne 2016 for liquid. '-
2017-01-18 05:16
that's what I wrote... I meant that he played below his normal level and he never showed up in those matches
2017-01-18 05:55
Sorry, I didn't pay attention for what you wrote
2017-01-18 14:33
lmao
2017-01-18 08:35
you act as if coldzera shows up every fucking game
2017-01-18 16:50
he is definitely overrated
2017-01-17 21:50
how do you do it? kebab magic?
2017-01-17 22:30
f0rest is the most talented player to ever walk on this planet
2017-01-17 23:07
f0rest is the most talented 1.6 player toeer walk on this planet. he might also be the most adaptie player to other games. s1mple rawskillway better than f0rest tho.
2017-01-18 00:07
there will never be a better all around player to ever touch any version of a counter strike game than forest...there isnt even an argument against it
2017-01-18 00:16
Well there is the argument that you can't see into the future so you don't actually know that
2017-01-18 00:48
mind the fanboyism pls. i was and still am a fan of 1.6 f0rest but he's nowhere top5 in CSGO in term of raw skill.
2017-01-18 01:15
its not fanboyism at all, i didnt say he is the greatest csgo player of all time. But i doubt there will ever be anyone that will be in the top 10 for as long as he has been in multiple versions of cs. Also how can u say hes "nowhere near" top5 in raw skill in csgo? lol? what?
2017-01-18 02:33
so were u agreeing or not to what #344 said that s1mple has better rawskill than f0rest in csgo? and yes he's not top5 raw skill in csgo 1. shox 2. snax 3. cold 4. s1mple 5. niko 6. kennys 7. device 8. fallen 9. guardian 10. flusha
2017-01-18 15:52
no1 has better raw skill in any version of cs than forest does. Im not here to argue. That list u posted is ur favorite players, not a factual statement. The fact that u even have kennyS on that list as a better player than forest just bc he was insane with 1 weapon for a limited amount of time is proof enough that ur posts should be considered laughable...
2017-01-19 05:27
shox is far better than f0rest in term of raw skill in CSGO. f0rest can only pull quick 2 kills then die but shox can 1v5..
2017-01-19 06:27
lol that was the statement of a 10yr old. goodnight
2017-01-19 10:14
it's undeniable that shox has higher peak than f0rest in csgo alright? f0rest is just a shade of his glorified past.
2017-01-20 00:13
I think its fair to say that f0est is the greatest Counter-Strike player of all-time though. Top 2 in cs 1.6 and top 10 in csgo.
2017-01-18 08:30
Nah, not fair to say that lol. Could say the same thing for GeT_RiGhT - beast at 1.6, god in GO when it came out as an eSport. Your same argument could apply to basically every pro player that found success in 1.6 that is playing GO today, e.g. Edward, markeloff, Karrigan, pasha, NEO.
2017-01-18 15:47
ok so who's the best?
2017-01-18 15:56
hunden
2017-01-18 16:33
idk, just pointing out the fact that your argument is weak af lol.
2017-01-21 05:23
autimatic was good in TSM, I agree, but no relevance, only in the end of 2016, that's explain this, but I would like to see Stewie2k or TACO.
2017-01-17 23:10
+1 stewie and taco really deserve a place in top20
2017-01-18 00:07
Stewie probably could have made it if he showed his value as IGL better. He's a great player, but doesn't fit the roll of IGL
2017-01-18 00:30
Stewick Maybe but TAAACOOO lloooollll WTF??? Your Brain clearly sucks.
2017-01-18 21:34
yeah shame on them, but atleast i can buy some automatic stickers when the major starts, oh wait...........
2017-01-17 23:42
I agree with your opinion on s1mple, I would personally have him #2 this year. But if it took you until rank #4 to decide that autimatic wouldn't be on the list I've got bad news. He had 1 good tournament, and a couple decent ones. He wasn't anywhere to be seen for the first 6 months+ of the year at least. If he made this list, it wouldn't be fair on other people. k0nfig had more say to be in the top 20 that autimatic.
2017-01-18 02:23
autimatic had a decent half of the year, not enough to make to top 20 lol
2017-01-18 03:11
autimatic? what for, 2 tournaments he played of the 40 that happened in 2016? lul
2017-01-18 14:04
You only now figured out autimatic won't be on the list? you must be mentally challenged xd
2017-01-18 17:05
He joined c9 in August, he doesnt deserve a spot. Sure, by skill he should definately be on the list. But the list have many factors..
2017-01-18 17:46
Autimatic? Wtf xD
2017-01-20 23:11
s1mple > dev1ce > Mustafa- wtf nt m8 LUL
2017-01-24 23:20
s1mple surely was top2 candidate but his poor performance on semi final of columbus and final of cologne showed that he is not ready for biggest moments. Even thou he was top KPR, I believe playing less maps also affected his position. If he played more on top level surely he was top2. After joining Na`Vi hype was real and they won ESL New York but having team of elite fraggers without real leader who is able to manage and use them properly resulted poorly for them on next tournaments. I still believe they can achieve big titles and s1mple can even become top1 player of 2017.
2017-01-17 21:22
Lul backstabbed
2017-01-18 04:26
I feel he only got this low because Na"vi shit the ebd so hard after ESL ONE New York
2017-01-18 06:52
Lul all the comments saying rekt where deleted..
2017-01-18 08:31
lets try rekt
2017-01-18 12:09
it's obvious that batistuta is fastest_guy_on_hltv
2017-01-18 13:39
LOOOOL. RECK Fastest_Guy_On_HLTV. You sucks this time
2017-01-18 21:37
My boy dev1ce enters top 3 again!
2017-01-17 21:22
Online garbage
2017-01-17 21:22
He fuckin dragged Liquid on his Back to semis and then to finals. Cant deny that
2017-01-18 00:29
#12
World PRQN 
sick.
2017-01-17 21:23
noooooooo
2017-01-17 21:22
fuck me, its too easy for simple. He's a god.
2017-01-17 21:22
#18
Denmark ANOw 
expected n1
2017-01-17 21:22
n1
2017-01-17 21:22
wat
2017-01-17 21:22
Gratz Sasha! Happy to see you in 4th position! I hope you get ranked even better next year! Good luck with Na’Vi, and good luck at the major!
2017-01-17 21:22
no
2017-01-17 21:22
lol
2017-01-17 21:22
only 4? wat
2017-01-17 21:22
n1
2017-01-17 21:22
wat
2017-01-17 21:22
NEO top 3
2017-01-17 21:27
wot
2017-01-17 21:22
xD
2017-01-17 21:22
Where is NEO?
2017-01-17 21:22
Top 3
2017-01-17 22:32
rekt
2017-01-17 21:22
Nice
2017-01-17 21:22
#god
2017-01-17 21:22
lul
2017-01-17 21:22
Expected. S1mple plays amazing in this year. GZ My Friend <3
2017-01-17 21:22
WHAT??
2017-01-17 21:22
toxic but good yes <3
2017-01-17 21:22
coldzero toxic too but top1
2017-01-17 22:44
Colzera was toxic one time. S1mple has been toxic for years. Detail:S1mple never apologized after his fights. Cold did.
2017-01-18 05:21
Lmao cry me a river
2017-01-18 08:19
Good one
2017-01-17 21:22
lol
2017-01-17 21:22
caioG & rY, ez biba plays and expected :)
2017-01-17 21:22
Wooooooooooooooooow, nah he is top2
2017-01-17 21:22
deserved
2017-01-17 21:22
s1mple > device
2017-01-17 21:22
no, he is not, look stats device in 2016
2017-01-17 22:46
LUL
2017-01-17 21:22
LUL
2017-01-21 04:22
exde
2017-01-22 00:31
eczdhe
2017-01-22 12:37
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Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids. How can you pass up this revolutionary new product? It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed!* (*Not a guarantee) (Next commercial)Have you ever wondered why food sometimes goes bad in your fridge, even if you've only had it a few years? It's because of the "evil little faeries with sharp little teeth." These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. How do you stop them? With our patented "spray". Our "spray" kills over 99.9% of "faeries" (which are much to small to see) Our "spray" also kills most disease causing agents, like rats, or pigeons. WARNING: Leave ou think that the long held belief that Kodak conspired with the JFK assasin(s) is normal. Another article claims that an anitseptic turned a polar bear purple, drawing large crowds of people. I sure hope other zoos won't copy them. Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. Random people will think they've gone crazy, after a seemingly innocent visit to the zoo. It's wrong, I tell you. A complete and total degregation of our societies values. What values, you say? The basic moral belief that Polar bears should be WHITE. Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. Then it would be okay. As long as the bear blends in, you know? Speaking of animals, there's a cat in California who is a kleptomaniac (likes to steal stuff). He sneaks into neighboring homes, and takes clothing, wrapped christmas presents, and anything he can find. He then leaves them under his owners car. Okay, better leave. I'm back. And I don't really have a topic today. I'm just bored. Sometimes I just do this, you know? Start typing without any idea about what it is I intend to say. Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. Either way, I'm here. You must be pretty bored, too. Otherwise, why on earth (beta, krpto, zkdjf, Planet X, whatever) would you be here? It would make no sense. If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? I would be. But, maybe that's just the difference between you and me. Yeah. That must be it. Unless you're bored. Then I completly understand. I need to find a topic. Here, topic, topic, topic! Come on, I won't hurt you, I promise! *hides large ax behind back* Come here, topic! Why are you afraid of little ol' me? *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. Kinda like me and "Meg" webcomic we are trying to do. It's called Hit-Or-Miss, any topics, plot, etc. are completly accidental and are not the fault/responsibility of the creators. That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random. Which is what I do best. Okay, I'm done with that litte commercial. What now...hmmmmm...should I share with you more of my paranoid/delusional conspiracy theories? Or have I been doing that too much lately? Oooooo! I know, I'll start of list of why it's fun/good to be insane/weird! #1You can say or do anything and normal people will agree with you in the hopes that you'll be satisfied, shut up, and go away. Far away. I will show you an example with this completly true stuff that I experienced several years ago. ME: My vicious, psychotic, flesh-eating bunny-rabbit wants to rule the world. RANDOM PERSON: Uh-huh, that's nice. ME: Yeah, but I told her that she'd be a terible ruler. I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! And she doesn't even LIKE carrots! RANDOM PERSON: You don't say? ME: Yep. She also is the goddess of red jello. RANDOM PERSON: *head explouding from sheer insanity* As you can see, I was a very weird child (this happened in elementary school...uh...except for that head-explouding part). Okay...on to: #2 You can get out of practically anything by saying: a)It's against my religion b)I'm allergic to that. c)I have an extremly irrational fear of that. d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. Unfortunalty, several of those reasons LEGITAMITLY apply to a certain activity I do every Tuesday, which WILL NOT BE NAMED HERE LEST I GIVE IT POWER OVER ME! I'm allergic to parts of it, have irrational fears about others and I'm pretty sure it's against my Jenny religion...along with eating mashed potatoes, or potatoes of any kind. I'll add that to the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK. Thou shalt not eat spuds. Hmmmm...time for #3You can obsessive over ANYTHING, and people will think nothing of it. I, personally, am obsessed with, kitties, bunnies, bats, this website, drawing, making intriate little patterns with strings, doing mildly repetitive activities, being weird, apparantly making lists and cheese...and chickens...and flame. Fire is good. Fire is free. Fire is my friend...until it burns me. Then it must die...painfully. And on to:#4You make your friends look normal in comparison. And #5: You can give each of your pets several weird names such as: Ringling-Raison-Bailey-Su zana-Midnight-Schultz, Squirell, Moose, Moose-Moose, Moosey-Moose, Linzey-Moose, Muffin, Squirell-Muffin, Yabby-Doodle, Abby Normal, Wiggle-Baby, Wiggle-Muffin, Witle-Baby, Cheese-Monkey, Muffin-With-Squirell-Juic e, Squirell-With-Muffin Juice, Moosey-Juice, Squirell-Monkey, etc. Now, wasn't that a fun list!? Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? I should make bumber stickers saying that. Proud to be weird. It'd be cool. Anyway, gotta go! *yawn* I'm back. Last night I was super-charged with lots of sugar and not a lot of sleep. I ended up writing things during the time of night when EVE &#292;&#257;-M&am p;#299;m. Tanz&#299;lu Al-Kit&#257;bi Mina All&#257;hi Al-`Az&#299;zi Al-`Al&#299;mi. Gh&#257;firi Adh-Dhanbi Wa Q&#257;bili At-Tawbi Shad&#299;di Al-`Iq&#257;bi Dh&#299; A&#355;-&#354;awl i L&#257; 'Il&#257;ha 'Ill&#257; Huwa 'Ilayhi Al-Ma&#351;&#299; ru. M&#257; Yuj&#257;dilu F&#299; '&#256;y&#257;ti All&#257;hi 'Ill&#257; Al-Ladh&#299;na Kafar&#363; Fal&#257; Yaghrurka Taqallubuhum F&#299; Al-Bil&#257;di. Kadhdhabat Qablahum Qawmu N&#363;&#293;in Wa Al-'A&#293;z&#257 ;bu Min Ba`dihim Wa Hammat Kullu 'Ummatin Biras&#363;lihim Liya'khudh&#363;hu Wa J&#257;dal&#363; Bil-B&#257;&#355; ili Liyud&#293;i&#273 ;&#363; Bihi Al-&#292;aqqa Fa'akhadhtuhum Fakayfa K&#257;na `Iq&#257;bi. Wa Kadhalika &#292;aqqat Kalimatu Rabbika `Alaá Al-Ladh&#299;na Kafar&#363; 'Annahum 'A&#351;&#293;&am p;#257;bu An-N&#257;ri. Al-Ladh&#299;na Ya&#293;mil&#363; na Al-`Arsha Wa Man &#292;awlahu Yusabbi&#293;&#36 3;na Bi&#293;amdi Rabbihim Wa Yu'umin&#363;na Bihi Wa Yastaghfir&#363;na Lilladh&#299;na '&#256;man&#363; Rabban&#257; Wasi`ta Kulla Shay'in Ra&#293;matan Wa `Ilm&#257;an F&#257;ghfir Lilladh&#299;na T&#257;b&#363; Wa Attaba`&#363; Sab&#299;laka Wa Qihim `Adh&#257;ba Al-Ja&#293;&#299; mi. Rabban&#257; Wa 'Adkhilhum Jann&#257;ti `Adnin Allat&#299; Wa`adtahum Wa Man &#350;ala&#293;a Min '&#256;b&#257;'ih im Wa 'Azw&#257;jihim Wa Dhurr&#299;y&#257 ;tihim 'Innaka 'Anta Al-`Az&#299;zu Al-&#292;ak&#299; mu. Wa Qihimu As-Sayyi'&#257;ti Wa Man Taq&#299; As-Sayyi'&#257;ti Yawma'idhin Faqad Ra&#293;imtahu Wa Dhalika Huwa Al-Fawzu Al-`Až&#299;mu. 'Inna Al-Ladh&#299;na Kafar&#363; Yun&#257;dawna Lamaqtu All&#257;hi 'Akbaru Min Maqtikum 'Anfusakum 'Idh Tud`awna 'Ilaá Al-'&#298;m&#257; ni Fatakfur&#363;na. Q&#257;l&#363; Rabban&#257; 'Amattan&#257; Athnatayni Wa 'A&#293;yaytan&#2 57; Athnatayni F&#257;`tarafn&#2 57; Bidhun&#363;bin&# 257; Fahal 'Ilaá Khur&#363;jin Min Sab&#299;lin. Dh&#257;likum Bi'annahu 'Idh&#257; Du`iya All&#257;hu Wa&#293;dahu Kafartum Wa 'In Yushrak Bihi Tu'umin&#363; F&#257;l&#293;ukm u Lill&#257;hi Al-`Al&#299;yi Al-Kab&#299;ri. Huwa Al-Ladh&#299; Yur&#299;kum '&#256;y&#257;tih i Wa Yunazzilu Lakum Mina As-Sam&#257;'i Rizq&#257;an Wa M&#257; Yatadhakkaru 'Ill&#257; Man Yun&#299;bu. F&#257;d`&#363; All&#257;ha Mukhli&#351;&#299 ;na Lahu Ad-D&#299;na Wa Law Kariha Al-K&#257;fir&#36 3;na. Raf&#299;`u Ad-Daraj&#257;ti Dh&#363; Al-`Arshi Yulq&#299; Ar-R&#363;&#293;a Min 'Amrihi `Alaá Man Yash&#257;'u Min `Ib&#257;dihi Liyundhira Yawma At-Tal&#257;qi. Yawma Hum B&#257;riz&#363;n a L&#257; Yakhfaá `Alaá All&#257;hi Minhum Shay'un Liman Al-Mulku Al-Yawma Lill&#257;hi Al-W&#257;&#293;i di Al-Qahh&#257;ri. Al-Yawma Tujzaá Kullu Nafsin Bim&#257; Kasabat L&#257; Žulma Al-Yawma 'Inna All&#257;ha Sar&#299;`u Al-&#292;is&#257; bi. Wa 'Andhirhum Yawma Al-'&#256;zifati 'Idhi Al-Qul&#363;bu Ladaá Al-&#292;an&#257; jiri K&#257;žim&#299;n a M&#257; Lilžž&#257;lim&#2 99;na Min &#292;am&#299;min Wa L&#257; Shaf&#299;`in Yu&#355;&#257;`u. Ya`lamu Kh&#257;'inata Al-'A`yuni Wa M&#257; Tukhf&#299; A&#351;-&#350;ud& amp;#363;ru. Wa All&#257;hu Yaq&#273;&#299; Bil-&#292;aqqi Wa Al-Ladh&#299;na Yad`&#363;na Min D&#363;nihi L&#257; Yaq&#273;&#363;na Bishay'in 'Inna All&#257;ha Huwa As-Sam&#299;`u Al-Ba&#351;&#299; ru. 'Awa Lam Yas&#299;r&#363; F&#299; Al-'Ar&#273;i Fayanžur&#363; Kayfa K&#257;na `&#256;qibatu Al-Ladh&#299;na K&#257;n&#363; Min Qablihim K&#257;n&#363; Hum 'Ashadda Minhum Q&#363;watan Wa '&#256;th&#257;r& amp;#257;an F&#299; Al-'Ar&#273;i Fa'akhadhahumu All&#257;hu Bidhun&#363;bihim Wa M&#257; K&#257;na Lahum Mini All&#257;hi Min W&#257;qin. Dh&#257;lika Bi'annahum K&#257;nat Ta't&#299;him Rusuluhum Bil-Bayyin&#257;ti Fakafar&#363; Fa'akhadhahumu All&#257;hu 'Innahu Qaw&#299;yun Shad&#299;du Al-`Iq&#257;bi. Wa Laqad 'Arsaln&#257; M&#363;saá Bi'&#257;y&#257;t in&#257; Wa Sul&#355;&#257;ni n Mub&#299;nin. 'Ilaá Fir`awna Wa H&#257;m&#257;na Wa Q&#257;r&#363;na Faq&#257;l&#363; S&#257;&#293;irun Kadhdh&#257;bun. Falamm&#257; J&#257;'ahum Bil-&#292;aqqi Min `Indin&#257; Q&#257;l&#363; Aqtul&#363; 'Abn&#257;'a Al-Ladh&#299;na '&#256;man&#363; Ma`ahu Wa Asta&#293;y&#363; Nis&#257;'ahum Wa M&#257; Kaydu Al-K&#257;fir&#29 9;na 'Ill&#257; F&#299; &#272;al&#257;lin . Wa Q&#257;la Fir`awnu Dhar&#363;n&#299; 'Aqtul M&#363;saá Wa L&#299;ad`u Rabbahu 'Inn&#299; 'Akh&#257;fu 'An Yubaddila D&#299;nakum 'Aw 'An Yužhira F&#299; Al-'Ar&#273;i Al-Fas&#257;da. Wa Q&#257;la M&#363;saá 'Inn&#299; `Udhtu Birabb&#299; Wa Rabbikum Min Kulli Mutakabbirin L&#257; Yu'uminu Biyawmi Al-&#292;is&#257; bi. Wa Q&#257;la Rajulun Mu'uminun Min '&#256;li Fir`awna Yaktumu '&#298;m&#257;nah u 'Ataqtul&#363;na Rajul&#257;an 'An Yaq&#363;la Rabbiya All&#257;hu Wa Qad J&#257;'akum Bil-Bayyin&#257;ti Min Rabbikum Wa 'In Yaku K&#257;dhib&#257; an Fa`alayhi Kadhibuhu Wa 'In Yaku &#350;&#257;diq&a mp;#257;an Yu&#351;ibkum Ba`&#273;u Al-Ladh&#299; Ya`idukum 'Inna All&#257;ha L&#257; Yahd&#299; Man Huwa Musrifun Kadhdh&#257;bun. Y&#257; Qawmi Lakumu Al-Mulku Al-Yawma Ž&#257;hir&#299;n a F&#299; Al-'Ar&#273;i Faman Yan&#351;urun&#25 7; Min Ba'si All&#257;hi 'In J&#257;'an&#257; Q&#257;la Fir`awnu M&#257; 'Ur&#299;kum 'Ill&#257; M&#257; 'Araá Wa M&#257; 'Ahd&#299;kum 'Ill&#257; Sab&#299;la Ar-Rash&#257;di. Wa Q&#257;la Al-Ladh&#299; '&#256;mana Y&#257; Qawmi 'Inn&#299; 'Akh&#257;fu `Alaykum Mithla Yawmi Al-'A&#293;z&#257 ;bi. Mithla Da'bi Qawmi N&#363;&#293;in Wa `&#256;din Wa Tham&#363;da Wa Al-Ladh&#299;na Min Ba`dihim Wa M&#257; All&#257;hu Yur&#299;du Žulm&#257;an Lil`ib&#257;di. Wa Y&#257;qawmi 'Inn&#299; 'Akh&#257;fu `Alaykum Yawma At-Tan&#257;di. Yawma Tuwall&#363;na Mudbir&#299;na M&#257; Lakum Mina All&#257;hi Min `&#256;&#351;imin Wa Man Yu&#273;lili All&#257;hu Fam&#257; Lahu Min H&#257;din. Wa Laqad J&#257;'akum Y&#363;sufu Min Qablu Bil-Bayyin&#257;ti Fam&#257; Ziltum F&#299; Shakkin Mimm&#257; J&#257;'akum Bihi &#292;attaá 'Idh&#257; Halaka Qultum Lan Yab`atha All&#257;hu Min Ba`dihi Ras&#363;l&#257;a n Kadh&#257;lika Yu&#273;illu All&#257;hu Man Huwa Musrifun Murt&#257;bun. Al-Ladh&#299;na Yuj&#257;dil&#363 ;na F&#299; '&#256;y&#257;ti All&#257;hi Bighayri Sul&#355;&#257;ni n 'At&#257;hum Kabura Maqt&#257;an `Inda All&#257;hi Wa `Inda Al-Ladh&#299;na '&#256;man&#363; Kadh&#257;lika Ya&#355;ba`u All&#257;hu `Alaá Kulli Qalbi Mutakabbirin Jabb&#257;rin. Wa Q&#257;la Fir`awnu Y&#257; H&#257;m&#257;nu Abni L&#299; &#350;ar&#293;&am p;#257;an La`all&#299; 'Ablughu Al-'Asb&#257;ba. 'Asb&#257;ba As-Sam&#257;w&#25 7;ti Fa'a&#355;&#355;a li`a 'Ilaá 'Ilahi M&#363;saá Wa 'Inn&#299; La'ažunnuhu K&#257;dhib&#257; an Wa Kadhalika Zuyyina Lifir`awna S&#363;'u `Amalihi Wa &#350;udda `Ani As-Sab&#299;li Wa M&#257; Kaydu Fir`awna 'Ill&#257; F&#299; Tab&#257;bin. Wa Q&#257;la Al-Ladh&#299; '&#256;mana Y&#257; Qawmi Attabi`&#363;n&#2 99; 'Ahdikum Sab&#299;la Ar-Rash&#257;di. Y&#257; Qawmi 'Innam&#257; Hadhihi Al-&#292;ay&#257; Atu Ad-Duny&#257; Mat&#257;`un Wa 'Inna Al-'&#256;khirata Hiya D&#257;ru Al-Qar&#257;ri. Man `Amila Sayyi'atan Fal&#257; Yujzaá 'Ill&#257; Mithlah&#257; Wa Man `Amila &#350;&#257;li&am p;#293;&#257;an Min Dhakarin 'Aw 'Unthaá Wa Huwa Mu'uminun Fa'&#363;l&#257;' ika Yadkhul&#363;na Al-Jannata Yurzaq&#363;na F&#299;h&#257; Bighayri &#292;is&#257;bin . Wa Y&#257;qawmi M&#257; L&#299; 'Ad`&#363;kum 'Ilaá An-Naj&#257;ati Wa Tad`&#363;nan&#29 9; 'Ilaá An-N&#257;ri. Tad`&#363;nan&#29 9; Li'kfura Bill&#257;hi Wa 'Ushrika Bihi M&#257; Laysa L&#299; Bihi `Ilmun Wa 'An&#257; 'Ad`&#363;kum 'Ilaá Al-`Az&#299;zi Al-Ghaff&#257;ri. L&#257; Jarama 'Annam&#257; Tad`&#363;nan&#29 9; 'Ilayhi Laysa Lahu Da`watun F&#299; Ad-Duny&#257; Wa L&#257; F&#299; Al-'&#256;khirati Wa 'Anna Maraddan&#257; 'Ilaá All&#257;hi Wa 'Anna Al-Musrif&#299;na Hum 'A&#351;&#293;&am p;#257;bu An-N&#257;ri. Fasatadhkur&#363;na M&#257; 'Aq&#363;lu Lakum Wa 'Ufawwi&#273;u 'Amr&#299; 'Ilaá All&#257;hi 'Inna All&#257;ha Ba&#351;&#299;run Bil-`Ib&#257;di. Fawaq&#257;hu All&#257;hu Sayyi'&#257;ti M&#257; Makar&#363; Wa &#292;&#257;qa Bi'&#257;li Fir`awna S&#363;'u Al-`Adh&#257;bi. An-N&#257;ru Yu`ra&#273;&#363; na `Alayh&#257; Ghud&#363;w&#257; an Wa `Ash&#299;y&#257; an Wa Yawma Taq&#363;mu As-S&#257;`atu 'Adkhil&#363; '&#256;la Fir`awna 'Ashadda Al-`Adh&#257;bi. Wa 'Idh Yata&#293;&#257;j j&#363;na F&#299; An-N&#257;ri Fayaq&#363;lu A&#273;-&#272;u`a f&#257;'u Lilladh&#299;na Astakbar&#363; 'Inn&#257; Kunn&#257; Lakum Taba`&#257;an Fahal 'Antum Mughn&#363;na `Ann&#257; Na&#351;&#299;b&a mp;#257;an Mina An-N&#257;ri. Q&#257;la Al-Ladh&#299;na Astakbar&#363; 'Inn&#257; Kullun F&#299;h&#257; 'Inna All&#257;ha Qad &#292;akama Bayna Al-`Ib&#257;di. Wa Q&#257;la Al-Ladh&#299;na F&#299; An-N&#257;ri Likhazanati Jahannama Ad`&#363; Rabbakum Yukhaffif `Ann&#257; Yawm&#257;an Mina Al-`Adh&#257;bi. Q&#257;l&#363; 'Awa Lam Taku Ta't&#299;kum Rusulukum Bil-Bayyin&#257;ti Q&#257;l&#363; Balaá Q&#257;l&#363; F&#257;d`&#363; Wa M&#257; Du`&#257;'u Al-K&#257;fir&#29 9;na 'Ill&#257; F&#299; &#272;al&#257;lin . 'Inn&#257; Lanan&#351;uru Rusulan&#257; Wa Al-Ladh&#299;na '&#256;man&#363; F&#299; Al-&#292;ay&#257; ati Ad-Duny&#257; Wa Yawma Yaq&#363;mu Al-'Ash/h&#257;du. Yawma L&#257; Yanfa`u Až-Ž&#257;lim&#29 9;na Ma`dhiratuhum Wa Lahumu Al-La`natu Wa Lahum S&#363;'u Ad-D&#257;ri. Wa Laqad '&#256;tayn&#257; M&#363;saá Al-Hudaá Wa 'Awrathn&#257; Ban&#299; 'Isr&#257;'&#299; la Al-Kit&#257;ba. Hudan Wa Dhikraá Li'wl&#299; Al-'Alb&#257;bi. F&#257;&#351;bir 'Inna Wa`da All&#257;hi &#292;aqqun Wa Astaghfir Lidhanbika Wa Sabbi&#293; Bi&#293;amdi Rabbika Bil-`Ash&#299;yi Wa Al-'Ibk&#257;ri. 'Inna Al-Ladh&#299;na Yuj&#257;dil&#363 ;na F&#299; '&#256;y&#257;ti All&#257;hi Bighayri Sul&#355;&#257;ni n 'At&#257;hum 'In F&#299; &#350;ud&#363;rih im 'Ill&#257; Kibrun M&#257; Hum Bib&#257;ligh&#29 9;hi F&#257;sta`idh Bill&#257;hi 'Innahu Huwa As-Sam&#299;`u Al-Ba&#351;&#299; ru. Lakhalqu As-Sam&#257;w&#25 7;ti Wa Al-'Ar&#273;i 'Akbaru Min Khalqi An-N&#257;si Wa Lakinna 'Akthara An-N&#257;si L&#257; Ya`lam&#363;na. Wa M&#257; Yastaw&#299; Al-'A`maá Wa Al-Ba&#351;&#299; ru Wa Al-Ladh&#299;na '&#256;man&#363; Wa `Amil&#363; A&#351;-&#350;&am p;#257;li&#293;&# 257;ti Wa L&#257; Al-Mus&#299;'u Qal&#299;l&#257;a n M&#257; Tatadhakkar&#363;na. 'Inna As-S&#257;`ata La'&#257;tiyatun L&#257; Rayba F&#299;h&#257; Wa Lakinna 'Akthara An-N&#257;si L&#257; Yu'umin&#363;na. Wa Q&#257;la Rabbukum Ad`&#363;n&#299; 'Astajib Lakum 'Inna Al-Ladh&#299;na Yastakbir&#363;na `An `Ib&#257;dat&#299 ; Sayadkhul&#363;na Jahannama D&#257;khir&#299; na. All&#257;hu Al-Ladh&#299; Ja`ala Lakumu Al-Layla Litaskun&#363; F&#299;hi Wa An-Nah&#257;ra Mub&#351;ir&#257; an 'Inna All&#257;ha Ladh&#363; Fa&#273;lin `Alaá An-N&#257;si Wa Lakinna 'Akthara An-N&#257;si L&#257; Yashkur&#363;na. Dhalikumu All&#257;hu Rabbukum Kh&#257;liqu Kulli Shay'in L&#257; 'Il&#257;ha 'Ill&#257; Huwa Fa'ann&#257; Tu'ufak&#363;na. Kadh&#257;lika Yu'ufaku Al-Ladh&#299;na K&#257;n&#363; Bi'&#257;y&#257;t i All&#257;hi Yaj&#293;ad&#363; na. All&#257;hu Al-Ladh&#299; Ja`ala Lakumu Al-'Ar&#273;a Qar&#257;r&#257;a n Wa As-Sam&#257;'a Bin&#257;'an Wa &#350;awwarakum Fa'a&#293;sana &#350;uwarakum Wa Razaqakum Mina A&#355;-&#354;ayy ib&#257;ti Dhalikumu All&#257;hu Rabbukum Fatab&#257;raka All&#257;hu Rabbu Al-`&#256;lam&#29 9;na. Huwa Al-&#292;ayyu L&#257; 'Il&#257;ha 'Ill&#257; Huwa F&#257;d`&#363;hu Mukhli&#351;&#299 ;na Lahu Ad-D&#299;na Al-&#292;amdu Lill&#257;hi Rabbi Al-`&#256;lam&#29 9;na. Qul 'Inn&#299; Nuh&#299;tu 'An 'A`buda Al-Ladh&#299;na Tad`&#363;na Min D&#363;ni All&#257;hi Lamm&#257; J&#257;'aniya Al-Bayyin&#257;tu Min Rabb&#299; Wa 'Umirtu 'An 'Uslima Lirabbi Al-`&#256;lam&#29 9;na. Huwa Al-Ladh&#299; Khalaqakum Min Tur&#257;bin Thumma Min Nu&#355;fatin Thumma Min `Alaqatin Thumma Yukhrijukum &#354;ifl&#257;an Thumma Litablugh&#363; 'Ashuddakum Thumma Litak&#363;n&#363 ; Shuy&#363;kh&#257 ;an Wa Minkum Man Yutawaffaá Min Qablu Wa Litablugh&#363; 'Ajal&#257;an Musamman Wa La`allakum Ta`qil&#363;na. 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2017-01-22 14:18
fallen #2 bois
2017-01-17 21:22
#3
2017-01-17 21:32
you guys swapped ur flag?
2017-01-18 05:06
no, i'm seeing a lot of comments saying he's gonna be 2nd but truly device will, fallen's got more achievments but device's got best stats and won 1 event, although i think fallen is a better player, device is what kept astralis core alive most part of the yearS and currently astralis is the top team bc of that impact
2017-01-18 12:03
fakin device omg
2017-01-17 21:22
same story every year Device top3
2017-01-17 21:23
ONLY"!?
2017-01-17 21:22
too bad he's not top3 :/ so close, next year!
2017-01-17 21:22
WTF NOT 1ST?
2017-01-17 21:22
snax>simple
2017-01-17 21:22
i tell u S1mple not top 3
2017-01-17 21:22
HAHAHAHAHA. I TOLD THIS EVERYONE.
2017-01-17 21:22
the simple fans are gonna be pissed
2017-01-17 21:22
RIP 1st place 4 simple
2017-01-17 21:22
ez
2017-01-17 21:22
LOL NOT A NUMBAH WAN
2017-01-17 21:22
should be top 2
2017-01-17 21:22
Ez for simple, expected
2017-01-17 21:22
s1mple > dev1ce
2017-01-17 21:22
no
2017-01-17 21:27
expected
2017-01-17 21:28
#88
Latvia kiia 
not expected
2017-01-17 21:22
lol, okkk... who 1? Coldzera?
2017-01-17 21:22
Oc
2017-01-17 21:55
TACO
2017-01-17 21:56
VACO
2017-01-17 23:00
:DDD
2017-01-17 21:22
YES! This!
2017-01-17 21:23
s1mple should be not top 10
2017-01-17 21:23
Why is he the 4th best player of 2016? s1mple earned a number of individual awards, with most of them coming from big tournament and Majors. He was the EVP and best-rated player in his team at MLG Columbus, ESL One Cologne and EPICENTER: Moscow, and also picked up the MVP in Natus Vincere's only big win at ESL One New York. Kostyliev attended only one medium sized event - SLi Invitational #1 - but the combination of his other-worldly stats while playing against solid opposition with underwhelming teammates still got him an EVP and benefited his year overall. In terms of his stats, he was the best pure fragger of 2016 with 0.82 kills per round (ranking 1st), and was also the most impactful player among the top 5, with 112.9 ADR in his team's round wins and a multi-kill in 22.4% of the rounds played (1st). s1mple's impact could've landed him a higher finish in this year's rankings, but he was limited by his inconsistency both on a round-to-round basis (he was one of the least consistent players out of the top 20 with 69.1% KAST) and tournament-to-tournament basis (out of his ten events, three were poor showings).
2017-01-17 22:34
You are not objective. The game of S1mple is most "spectacular" than the game of Device, that is why a lot of people like you think he deserves a better spot than Device. That is not true. Device has been an incredible consistant player this year. Only Coldzera did better (wins 2 majors) Here some links to help you to undestand (Average rating at big eve nt in 2016): - S1mple : hltv.org/?pageid=247&statsfilter=9&playe.. - Device : hltv.org/?pageid=247&playerid=7592&stats.. - ColdZera: hltv.org/?pageid=247&playerid=9216&stats..
2017-01-18 22:32
snax>s1mple
2017-01-17 21:23
no
2017-01-17 21:27
nt snax
2017-01-17 23:29
Device<S1mple
2017-01-17 21:23
Wait Wat nr 4?
2017-01-17 21:23
expected. 3- Fallen 2- D3v1c3 1- Coldzera
2017-01-17 21:23
3-device 2-fallen 1-coldzera
2017-01-17 21:23
well derserved
2017-01-17 21:23
expected
2017-01-17 21:23
s1mple > snax gj retardele hltvlele hahalele.
2017-01-17 21:23
Taco 3 Fallen 2 Cold 1
2017-01-17 21:23
+1 can confirm
2017-01-17 21:32
LUL
2017-01-17 21:23
I mean yea ez expected, but can someone please explain how the picture got leaked?
2017-01-17 21:24
magic :D
2017-01-17 21:24
man I'm stupid please explain it to me? who leaked the picture?
2017-01-17 21:26
i don't know man, same question
2017-01-17 21:28
heard someone leaked on vk com. maybe some simple fan wanted some attention.. idk m8
2017-01-17 21:52
what picture?
2017-01-17 23:45
S1mple deserve TOP 1
2017-01-17 21:24
what? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2017-01-17 21:24
EZ SIMPLE
2017-01-17 21:24
Overrated
2017-01-17 21:25
GJ, jalko 4to ne v TOP3
2017-01-17 21:25
WTF 4??
2017-01-17 21:25
100% expected. 2 sk players on top3! Wow amazing! Spoiler Alert: 1-Coldzera 2-Device 3-Fallen
2017-01-17 21:25
Yesss
2017-01-17 21:26
only 4 times on 3-4rd + on lans for entire year
2017-01-17 21:26
WTF HLTV?? Should be like this: 1. Cold 2. Device 3. Simple 4. Snax 5. Fallen
2017-01-17 21:26
lol no
2017-01-17 21:28
ahahah fallen is better then this 3 man wtfk u watch the games? really man?? u didnt see the games i saw.. crazy guy :D
2017-01-17 21:30
LOL? Fallen had his periods, but overall he is worse. Maybe he is the best AWP, but not player. Device, Snax and Simple are better hybrids. Fallen AK is great, but the others are better, sorry.
2017-01-17 21:33
on important match we play good its only thing is important , how have 2 majors?? na vi? astralis? vp? nooo its SK!! thats it man u need to see this.
2017-01-17 21:37
we are not talking about team effort. It's individual =/ that's why simple, snax and device > fallen =]
2017-01-17 21:38
its your opinion
2017-01-17 21:39
not only his ;)
2017-01-17 21:43
not only his madafaka
2017-01-17 22:24
More like cold s1mple devie Snax shox FalleN
2017-01-18 05:08
s1mple is surely a good rawplayer. A lot of people (me also) like the way he plays. But you can't objectively say that s1mple accomplish more than FalleN overall of the year 2016. FalleN leads his team to 2 Major Victory and he did well at others big tournaments. At the end of the year FalleN game level decreases a little bit and S1mple plays very well at ESL NY, that is why people says S1mple>FalleN. FalleN > S1mple on the year 2016. Maybe in 2017 S1mple will do well with Navi and well be the n°1
2017-01-18 21:53
4? :C whoooa okay 3 device 2 fallen 1 coldzera
2017-01-17 21:27
overrated af.
2017-01-17 21:27
scream use cheats on faceit! youtube.com/watch?v=DdA-HgT_rqE
2017-01-17 21:27
#1 2017
2017-01-17 21:29
youtube.com/watch?v=EHEv4YX3xrY how not after this 1v4 deagle clutch OLOL
2017-01-17 21:29
How s1mple can be better than snax? :D
2017-01-17 21:29
Snax had very bad start of year like all VP players.
2017-01-17 22:21
Carried a Tier 7 team to Semi then Major Finals, joined NaVi to win the most stacked post-Cologne tournament with a well-deserved MVP award. 4th. Go home HLTV.
2017-01-17 21:30
Why is he the 4th best player of 2016? s1mple earned a number of individual awards, with most of them coming from big tournament and Majors. He was the EVP and best-rated player in his team at MLG Columbus, ESL One Cologne and EPICENTER: Moscow, and also picked up the MVP in Natus Vincere's only big win at ESL One New York. Kostyliev attended only one medium sized event - SLi Invitational #1 - but the combination of his other-worldly stats while playing against solid opposition with underwhelming teammates still got him an EVP and benefited his year overall. In terms of his stats, he was the best pure fragger of 2016 with 0.82 kills per round (ranking 1st), and was also the most impactful player among the top 5, with 112.9 ADR in his team's round wins and a multi-kill in 22.4% of the rounds played (1st). s1mple's impact could've landed him a higher finish in this year's rankings, but he was limited by his inconsistency both on a round-to-round basis (he was one of the least consistent players out of the top 20 with 69.1% KAST) and tournament-to-tournament basis (out of his ten events, three were poor showings).
2017-01-17 22:36
Are you joking? You think he carried Liquid in that major? You obviously didn't watch because if S1mple carried Liquid, then so did Elige. Obviously he played the best on the team, but not by much. Elige had some amazing plays, including acing Fnatic lol.
2017-01-18 07:28
s1mple > fallen, but whatever gz s1mple, top 1 next(this)year
2017-01-17 21:30
it's not about shooting only, Fallen brought his team to 2 major victories
2017-01-17 21:49
that my friend, is a correct statement
2017-01-17 21:57
That is why he is on the TOP3 players.= of the year. But that doen't mean he is the number 1. Coldzera also brought his team to 2 majors victories by his great game and consistency.
2017-01-19 00:17
1-Coldzera 2-Device 3-Fallen :( But I thought 3 days ago that it would be 6-fallen 5-Shoxie 4-S1mple 3-Snax 2-Device 1-Coldzera Anyways nice list ez for s1mple :P :D
2017-01-17 21:30
fallen>shox ez in 2016 m8 ;P
2017-01-17 21:34
youtube.com/watch?v=IuwlMoto10E S1mple settings 2016/17
2017-01-17 21:31
WAIT, WHAT?!?! HLTV, are u kidding? how is it possible, that guy is on 4th place? he deserved top2 LUL
2017-01-17 21:32
ur high
2017-01-17 21:33
Deserved. If Na'Vi managed to play on a tier 1 level consistently, he would be #2
2017-01-17 21:32
not expected, lol
2017-01-17 21:32
agagagagagaga s1mple >>>>>>>> device pls hltv
2017-01-17 21:37
rofl s1mple choker
2017-01-18 02:21
1cold 2device 3fallen
2017-01-17 21:34
EXPECTED, deserved.
2017-01-17 21:36
tox1mple. 3rd Device 2nd FalleN 1stest Coldzera
2017-01-17 21:37
tox1mple but coldzera is the nicest guy on the planet lmao
2017-01-17 22:01
not deserved
2017-01-17 21:37
He performed a miracle with liquid but still his stats are so buffed by the low sample size @lan. Wouldn't place him above snax. 1 of the contenders for top 1 next year for sure tho
2017-01-17 21:38
EXPECTED but snax and shox > s1mple
2017-01-17 21:39
DEVICE 1ST
2017-01-17 21:40
why? Device did'nt show something special last year like S1mple, Device must be number 4, he doesn't deserve to be top3, he's an ordinary good player, which didn't make so alot of mad clutches like S1mple and Astralis took 1 tournament last year. So why? HLTV Go home
2017-01-17 21:40
LOL s1mple only took one 1st place too. dont be mad, next year he will make into the top ;)
2017-01-17 21:56
Device lan rating 1.20. S1mple lan rating 1.15. #runSKG
2017-01-17 22:03
device didnt show something special? device did Astralis top1, he was 1vs9 everytime, look him stats, he was amazing all 2016 year
2017-01-17 22:55
gratz simple!
2017-01-17 21:41
what the fuck he should be 1
2017-01-17 21:42
cry s1mple delusional blind fanbois LUL XD outside of that, pretty impressive year by s1mple, 2017 is his year to shine for sure!! already starting on a top team, hope the best for him <3
2017-01-17 21:44
fucking hypocrite
2017-01-17 21:52
why? I'm making fun of s1mple fanbois, not s1mple himself ._.
2017-01-17 22:14
relax 2016 was born SK/Lumonosity, 2017 will be end for SK era
2017-01-17 22:58
someone is maaaad XD LUL navi era ended when s1mple joined xd, also felps will rekt yo asses, get ready xd sk second year of dominance with coldzera best player ever, the cry is free.
2017-01-17 23:01
Banana, Na`Vi era ended in late 2011.
2017-01-18 00:48
reported for racism, and the cry is free, brs and device bette than s1mple =) s1mple streamer LUL
2017-01-18 08:57
He should be top 2 and Cold 1
2017-01-17 21:44
no ColdZera> Device> S1mple in 2016.
2017-01-18 22:26
ha ha Device is not better than S1mple
2017-01-18 22:36
S1mple has a better rawskill than Device. That is true. S1mple has a more spectacular (maybe enjoyable) game than Device. That is also true. S1mple has been a better Pro player than Device in 2016. That is false. Here some links to help getting an idea. Average rating of big events in 2016. S1mple: hltv.org/?pageid=247&statsfilter=9&playe.. Device: hltv.org/?pageid=247&playerid=7592&stats..
2017-01-18 22:41
Let be honest lots of times Devices likes to save and go for exit frags. That is true.
2017-01-18 22:53
LOL. No way that you have these kind of consistency just with exit frag at Pro level. I like S1mple game. I watch his stream on FPL. But I can't say that he was better thant Device this year. Device has been such a consistent player with high rating at big event in 2016. Only Coldzera have done better than Device with his 2 majors wins. But 4th rank is great and deserved for S1mple.
2017-01-19 00:13
Man what have Australis archived one tournament win whole year. While S1mple carried liquid who are awful. To the major final and semifinal. He also won tournament with Navi and I think more to come.
2017-01-19 00:16
That is a great achivement that is why he is ranked 4th player of the year.
2017-01-19 00:18
ahaha nub not top 1-2
2017-01-17 21:46
#3 Coldz #2 ? #1 FalleN notice it
2017-01-17 21:48
lol nah, cold > fallen obv
2017-01-17 22:00
#203
2017-01-17 22:08
and cold didn't bring his team to 2 major victories?
2017-01-18 12:48
Let's start with one thing: fallen brought cold to the team. Cold is a perfect executor, while Fallen is a brain of the team (and often a topfragger also). Fallen deserves #1, Cold #2-#3
2017-01-18 13:16
doesn't matter how good fallen's brain is, as you said cold is a perfect executor, and that's why cold > fallen. you know well how his list gets built (i assume so) same like if i said that pronax was top 1 player in 2015 cause he was the brain of a superteam and just happened to have 4 perfect executors behind him, would you agree? i don't think so i get that you're a fan of fallen, but there's no denying that cold is simply better than him.
2017-01-18 22:47
dev1ce over s1mple? this must be a joke.
2017-01-17 21:49
"In terms of his stats, he was the best pure fragger of 2016 with 0.82 kills per round (ranking 1st), and was also the most impactful player among the top 5, with 112.9 ADR in his team's round wins and a multi-kill in 22.4% of the rounds played (1st)" All of this while playing agaisnt SOLID teams like the article says but hey! we have to put Fallen above him even if he wasn't the best player on hsi team and also has subpar stats compared with S1mple. This just goes to show that even if one of the geniuses (how I like to call the players with the most raw skill; S1mple, Shox and KennyS, obviously in their top form) PERFORMS vs TOP TIER teams it won't even matter as he will still be placed below players that have been 2nd best in their team LOL. What I mean by this is KennyS was placed 6th in 2014 (the year I think was his best) because he didn't play vs enough top tier competition because his team would usually fall in the early stages of the events. BUT now that a player similar like s1mple does perform vs the top teams getting to semis and finals and being the best pure fragger he still places below Fallen and Device. All this does is simply discredit the ranking as it's not credible or accurate.
2017-01-17 21:51
+1
2017-01-17 21:58
Lol you are mad boy. S1mple is n°4, that is very good spot. raw skill count sure but the overall accomplishment also count. It is CS GO Pro scene man. They have to take into account all the parameters, raw skill and accounplishment on big events of the player with his team. S1mple has better individual stats than FalleN, but when you take into account the others parameters, FalleN finish with a better grade than S1mple on this year. But I have to recognise that the place 2,3,4 (S1mple,FalleN,Device) is tight.
2017-01-18 22:04
snax deserved this place
2017-01-17 21:51
ok honestly, why was device above s1mple, he only won 1 tournament and played well in a shit team for most of 2016, s1mple carried liquid to major final and semi twice and won NY
2017-01-17 21:52
expected. device so much more consistent, I love how s1mple fans defend him, no problem with that, it's your idol but dont be blind, he couldnt make top 3 these year, number 4 deserved and he probably will top 3 in 2017.
2017-01-17 21:52
there is no device,cuz he played very badly this year and Astralis won only 1 tournament so that doesent make sense if he will end up top 3. top 3 = fallen,cold,neo
2017-01-17 21:56
Lol, neo. Device has the best stats of all players, above coldzera even and he has been beasting all year. He will be in top 3, my guess is number 2. Have you even watched astralis matches?
2017-01-17 22:13
hahahah "played very badly this year" hltv.org/?pageid=246&playerid=7592&stats.. hltv.org/?pageid=173&statsfilter=9&playe.. hltv.org/?pageid=247&playerid=7592&stats.. 1.19 rating in 2016, only 1 lan with red rating. almost 1.2 rating every single lan, his stats is even better than cold but cold will be number 1 because more wins and stuff.
2017-01-17 22:19
+10 the overall rating of Device shows such an incredible consistancy overall this year. He clearly deserves a spot between the top3. Only Coldzera has the same kind of consistancy (But with 2 majors wins) that is why he is the n°1 in 2016.
2017-01-18 22:23
omg, Snax surely better than toxic s1mple
2017-01-17 21:57
s1mple>NiKo carried worst players absolute shitters against VP on LAN NiKo can't even carry mouz. Carried Liquid to a major final and semi s1mple>>>>>NiKo fanboys get rekt
2017-01-17 21:58
overrated as fuck, Na'vi got way worse after s1mple joined
2017-01-17 21:58
NaVi won their first big even in Global Offensive after he joined. And he's only been in the team for 4 months.
2017-01-17 22:14
they won one event when almost all tier 1 teams were slumping then they went downhill and became worse than when s1mple wasn't in the team, i mean they couldn't even get out of groups in the last few lans that they played, getting stomped by Liquid, getting eliminated from toureys by immortals, Na'vi is at their lowest atm
2017-01-17 22:16
Why is he the 4th best player of 2016? s1mple earned a number of individual awards, with most of them coming from big tournament and Majors. He was the EVP and best-rated player in his team at MLG Columbus, ESL One Cologne and EPICENTER: Moscow, and also picked up the MVP in Natus Vincere's only big win at ESL One New York. Kostyliev attended only one medium sized event - SLi Invitational #1 - but the combination of his other-worldly stats while playing against solid opposition with underwhelming teammates still got him an EVP and benefited his year overall. In terms of his stats, he was the best pure fragger of 2016 with 0.82 kills per round (ranking 1st), and was also the most impactful player among the top 5, with 112.9 ADR in his team's round wins and a multi-kill in 22.4% of the rounds played (1st). s1mple's impact could've landed him a higher finish in this year's rankings, but he was limited by his inconsistency both on a round-to-round basis (he was one of the least consistent players out of the top 20 with 69.1% KAST) and tournament-to-tournament basis (out of his ten events, three were poor showings).
2017-01-17 22:38
his stats aren't even that impressive compare his stats at big events, with other players in the top 5 hltv.org/?pageid=247&playerid=7998&stats.. imo he only had 2 top 5 worth stats in big events this year, (Epicenter and ESL NY)
2017-01-17 22:44
In terms of his stats, he was the best pure fragger of 2016 with 0.82 kills per round (ranking 1st), and was also the most impactful player among the top 5, with 112.9 ADR in his team's round wins and a multi-kill in 22.4% of the rounds played (1st).
2017-01-17 22:45
THAT'S NOT FROM BIG EVENTS, the stats that matter are from big event's key word here BIG EVENTS and out of 9 big events that S1mple played in 2016 he only had top 5 worth performances in 3 of them.
2017-01-17 22:47
here, look hltv.org/?pageid=186&c1=7998_2825&c2=921.. that's from big events, plus s1mple played only 54 maps in 2016 big events, meanwhile coldzera played 131 maps and device 91, coldzera and device have those stats while making deep into tourneys and playing more tourneys, that makes their rating more impressive because its harder to maintain consistency the more maps you play and the deeper that you get into the tourneys because you're goin to face better opponents.
2017-01-17 22:59
Because guardian started to play shit
2017-01-17 22:16
undeserved
2017-01-17 21:58
+4537122200100100
2017-01-17 21:59
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2017-01-17 22:12
all other top 5 players had stable lineup while s1mple didnt. he will be top 3 2017.
2017-01-17 21:59
1.Cold 2.Device 3.Fallen 4.Simple 5.Snax 6.Shox Would be my prediction. 2017-01-15 19:09:41 See ya tomorrow Fallen
2017-01-17 22:03
2017-01-17 22:03:27
2017-01-17 22:05
Device was trash this year but no way not top 5 fallen device cold as much as I hate it it's what's going to happen
2017-01-17 22:05
He has been the most consistent player of the year along with cold, beasting all the time. Start watching some matches and stop talking just to say something.
2017-01-17 22:10
Are you kidding? Device has the best rating of all players in this year even though his team was playing like shit this year. Be objective. I don't like many players for example device but this year was very good for him.
2017-01-17 22:25
"[about the ESL Ban and the effect on his career] I felt really bad, I didn't play a lot of tournaments, not even talking about Majors, but I never gave up in my job. That what I want to say to people - always follow your goals and dreams." That's all he's got to say? His only concern is missing competitions and his only advice from this experience is to "follow your goals and dreams"? Damn, doesn't look like he's feeling guilt at all.
2017-01-17 22:05
cold, dev1ce, fallen
2017-01-17 22:06
Top 3 3- FalleN 2- Device 1- Coldezera <33
2017-01-17 22:06
fallen > device lol
2017-01-17 22:08
i think Tim should have been in the 17-20 range, but C9's list of accomplishments was rather underwhelming with the exception of EPL S4.
2017-01-17 22:06
The problem with putting him in the Top20 was that he only contributed during a small part of the year. If he continues the trend into next year he'll deserve to be there.
2017-01-18 00:48
true
2017-01-18 00:48
Nice
2017-01-17 22:10
The reason why most analyst hailed him as numbero uno is because he has a 50-50 split between his awp skills and his rilfe skills and he clearly is the best deagle player in the world after niko's slump.
2017-01-17 22:11
Gratz
2017-01-17 22:14
obvious Fallen Device Cold
2017-01-17 22:15
device better than s1mple?... this ranking is for sure shit
2017-01-17 22:15
device top3 player and chokestralis top1 team on danish hltv :xD expected
2017-01-17 22:17
NUMBER 4??!?!?
2017-01-17 22:17
Why is he the 4th best player of 2016? s1mple earned a number of individual awards, with most of them coming from big tournament and Majors. He was the EVP and best-rated player in his team at MLG Columbus, ESL One Cologne and EPICENTER: Moscow, and also picked up the MVP in Natus Vincere's only big win at ESL One New York. Kostyliev attended only one medium sized event - SLi Invitational #1 - but the combination of his other-worldly stats while playing against solid opposition with underwhelming teammates still got him an EVP and benefited his year overall. In terms of his stats, he was the best pure fragger of 2016 with 0.82 kills per round (ranking 1st), and was also the most impactful player among the top 5, with 112.9 ADR in his team's round wins and a multi-kill in 22.4% of the rounds played (1st). s1mple's impact could've landed him a higher finish in this year's rankings, but he was limited by his inconsistency both on a round-to-round basis (he was one of the least consistent players out of the top 20 with 69.1% KAST) and tournament-to-tournament basis (out of his ten events, three were poor showings).
2017-01-18 13:00
wtf #2 actually
2017-01-17 22:18
there's no way it's gonna be cold, fallen then device lmao. srsly hltv? nooo
2017-01-17 22:18
What do you mean?
2017-01-17 22:19
1 cold 2 fallen 3 device ez prediction
2017-01-17 22:19
this list is a joke
2017-01-17 22:21
1. coldzera 2. fallen 3. device
2017-01-17 22:23
autimatic majors played = 0 enough said
2017-01-17 22:23
"And so it was, at least as a full-time player. s1mple spent then spent a couple of months playing in Evolution.Dark who later became Worst Players, a roster similar to his Amazing Gaming team from 2014 composed of Vladyslav "arch" Svistov, Ilya "fix" Golovko, Roman "CyberFocus" Dergach and Vladimir "ROBO" Neskey."
2017-01-17 22:26
deserved now with a stable team and without esl ban he has to show his full potential
2017-01-17 22:29
device 3 fallen 2 cold 1 #RUNSKG
2017-01-17 22:30
device will be higher, it is hltv afterall...
2017-01-17 22:53
No, both favela will be on top, it's HLTV afterall...
2017-01-18 06:01
?No?
2017-01-18 13:12
Told u, hltv just trying to be tolerant. Putting monkeys on top
2017-01-19 04:15
jew
2017-01-19 18:25
?? #3 is TACO i mean cold fallen taco
2017-01-18 05:15
No way he is 4th, he should be 1st or 2nd, he is the best player in the world #S1MPLETOTHETOP3
2017-01-17 22:33
huh.., faith in humanity restored. Still overrated but whatever, not top3 at least.
2017-01-17 22:34
1.Cold 2.Device 3.Fallen
2017-01-17 22:35
Expected. Deserved no higher.
2017-01-17 22:37
this is a joke s1mple should've been 1st player ...
2017-01-17 22:40
3. Device 2. Fallen 1. Cold
2017-01-17 22:46
FIRST p.s. best player 2016
2017-01-17 22:53
XD
2017-01-17 22:56
wut?? hltv pls...
2017-01-17 23:02
Unexpected, but deserved. After all the statistics shows that he was not as consistent as the 3 above him.
2017-01-17 23:05
coldzera fallen device fair and square
2017-01-17 23:04
I hope he is not cheating anymore
2017-01-17 23:05
why columbus main qualifier not on LAN list?
2017-01-17 23:17
Hltv biased on limits hahah Look at Snax picture they didnt put major semi finals and look here they put both majors for pimple !!!
2017-01-17 23:26
deserved <3
2017-01-17 23:27
3-S1mple 2-S1mple 1-S1mple Thorin confirmed
2017-01-17 23:28
Lol
2017-01-18 01:14
SNAX > p1mple fallen and Device
2017-01-17 23:29
Big bear is hungry to eat them
2017-01-17 23:39
so predictable
2017-01-17 23:30
3-fallen.razer 2- deviceNTC 1-GODzera
2017-01-17 23:47
ez top 1 for coldzera
2017-01-17 23:51
I think 1) FalleN 2) Coldzera 3) Device Hey people in the future I know what you are thinking, how the actual fuck did this guy predict this? I know, I know.
2017-01-18 00:12
but s1mple had the biggest impact in the world... :C not saying above coldzera, but he showed he could carry teams unlike dev1ce...
2017-01-18 00:14
Thank god HLTV that you didnt have this prick as number 1 in the world. Because , yes he might have stats but he is the one that made NAVI being at their worse when supposed he would help them to be rank 1. Best players in the world are champions or close to that ... not just stats
2017-01-18 00:41
He is just a monster That's all
2017-01-18 00:49
Poor fanboys, stay strong :'( top2 lul
2017-01-18 00:54
Ok This list is irrelevant now >PUTS S1MPLE BEFORE DEV1CE AND FALLEN HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHJAHAHAHHAHAHAHA this site is disgusting. if device gets 3rd you guys really dont know shit about cs other than stats.
2017-01-18 00:55
>when someone has a diff opinion
2017-01-18 02:41
our shit got deleted pls rewrite what u said
2017-01-18 05:21
Top 4 for 3 events in an entire year 2 of them which his team didn't win very nice lmao. Stats> everything on these rankings, I know there is no point complaining but playing less events and having less success with better stats > higher rank than someone who has more success played more events but stats are slightly worse, nice ranking this is perfect for the retards that use this site.
2017-01-18 01:18
1st cold & 2nd fallen would be cool but ofc device has 2nd place amazing year for cold
2017-01-18 01:33
1. Coldzera 2. FalleN 3. Device
2017-01-18 01:34
i love device, but no way he was better than s1mple in 2016 lmao. s1mple should be top3 minimum
2017-01-18 01:34
device very very overrated
2017-01-18 01:43
Most overrated guy in history.
2017-01-18 02:02
expected but he is overrated
2017-01-18 02:05
s1mple >>>>>>>>>>>>>> device,fallen
2017-01-18 02:17
n1
2017-01-18 02:20
lol
2017-01-18 03:15
online garbage and toxic clown must be in top 20
2017-01-18 03:27
Pretty awful try boy.... Why is he the 4th best player of 2016? s1mple earned a number of individual awards, with most of them coming from big tournament and Majors. He was the EVP and best-rated player in his team at MLG Columbus, ESL One Cologne and EPICENTER: Moscow, and also picked up the MVP in Natus Vincere's only big win at ESL One New York. Kostyliev attended only one medium sized event - SLi Invitational #1 - but the combination of his other-worldly stats while playing against solid opposition with underwhelming teammates still got him an EVP and benefited his year overall. In terms of his stats, he was the best pure fragger of 2016 with 0.82 kills per round (ranking 1st), and was also the most impactful player among the top 5, with 112.9 ADR in his team's round wins and a multi-kill in 22.4% of the rounds played (1st). s1mple's impact could've landed him a higher finish in this year's rankings, but he was limited by his inconsistency both on a round-to-round basis (he was one of the least consistent players out of the top 20 with 69.1% KAST) and tournament-to-tournament basis (out of his ten events, three were poor showings).
2017-01-18 12:57
nt simple
2017-01-18 13:35
Congratz dude! We appreciate that! We smart, we loyal, we friendly, we are from BRAZIL! Kreygasm
2017-01-18 03:28
simple in 2016 ah well unlike brasilians at least he isnt cheating
2017-01-18 03:35
s1mple ESL ban lul
2017-01-18 03:47
no fucking way device is at that high rank
2017-01-18 03:35
Love ppl thik its cold as nr 1 xD
2017-01-18 03:39
overrated as fuck, typcal hltv, should not even be in top5
2017-01-18 04:03
+1
2017-01-18 10:29
Why is he the 4th best player of 2016? s1mple earned a number of individual awards, with most of them coming from big tournament and Majors. He was the EVP and best-rated player in his team at MLG Columbus, ESL One Cologne and EPICENTER: Moscow, and also picked up the MVP in Natus Vincere's only big win at ESL One New York. Kostyliev attended only one medium sized event - SLi Invitational #1 - but the combination of his other-worldly stats while playing against solid opposition with underwhelming teammates still got him an EVP and benefited his year overall. In terms of his stats, he was the best pure fragger of 2016 with 0.82 kills per round (ranking 1st), and was also the most impactful player among the top 5, with 112.9 ADR in his team's round wins and a multi-kill in 22.4% of the rounds played (1st). s1mple's impact could've landed him a higher finish in this year's rankings, but he was limited by his inconsistency both on a round-to-round basis (he was one of the least consistent players out of the top 20 with 69.1% KAST) and tournament-to-tournament basis (out of his ten events, three were poor showings).
2017-01-18 12:56
why s1mple 4 if they top1 HLTV BEST RANKING
2017-01-18 04:22
0mg WHY WHY FAK U HLTV FQAAAAK
2017-01-18 04:31
expected
2017-01-18 05:45
It is a racism HLTV or what ???
2017-01-18 06:24
Pardon?
2017-01-18 06:58
Sorry, but Spawn dont played in 2k16
2017-01-18 15:19
LMAO device #3 confirmed
2017-01-18 06:25
I cant see no p1mples on s1mples face, somethings wrong
2017-01-18 06:59
S1mple it`s no god xD
2017-01-18 07:03
only #4 ??? he should be #44 hltv rigged
2017-01-18 07:06
He will be top 1 of 2017 no doubts
2017-01-18 07:10
in clown list
2017-01-18 07:12
he is too good for this pro scene
2017-01-18 07:15
its only game, why u xave to be mad?
2017-01-18 07:13
Expected. #2 or #3 is too high for him.
2017-01-18 07:18
snax play better than simple. although sometimes simple has some incredible frags.
2017-01-18 07:41
-1
2017-01-18 07:46
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA this has to be a joke holy fucking shit.. if fallen goes 3 im gonna hang myself
2017-01-18 08:30
Ok, go and do it now, because fallen will be among the top 3
2017-01-18 14:07
1-cold 2-device 3-fallen?
2017-01-18 09:17
device #3 and the first two we already know
2017-01-18 09:47
omg, its shit
2017-01-18 09:47
this dude only had one good lan
2017-01-18 10:12
#451
France yvo 
device #3 and Snax #5.... How the fuck this rank works ?
2017-01-18 10:22
no NBK, aPEX and HAPPY ? wtf
2017-01-18 12:26
Yeah. EnVy suck in 2k16
2017-01-18 15:17
I feel you my brother. French shuffle is my last hope.
2017-01-19 09:56
Then who are top3 ? ILLUMINATI?
2017-01-18 12:42
Most overrated player ever toxic selfish player LOL gj hltv putting him on the 4th place
2017-01-18 13:01
n1 s1mple, although deserves a spot in the top 3 :s
2017-01-18 13:17
DEVICE #3? AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
2017-01-18 13:36
I think Device will be #2, Fallen will be #3
2017-01-18 16:08
3.Konfig 2.Fallen 1.Cold
2017-01-18 15:16
2017-01-18 15:24
yy
2017-01-18 15:40
he dominated Liquid ha n1ce s1mple
2017-01-18 15:47
3-Fallen 2-Device 1-COldzera
2017-01-18 16:02
Well, 3. Fallen 2. Device 1. Coldzera
2017-01-18 16:09
HLTV boosted divece. Hi is not top 3
2017-01-18 16:29
1º Coldzera 2º Fallen 3º Friberg
2017-01-18 17:31
1. coldzera 2. device 3. fallen confirmed
2017-01-18 17:46
This ranking choke,astralis 80% of year choke and devuce 3 haha its big joke. S1mple snax forest >device
2017-01-18 22:38
s1mple 4? really? axaxaxa topkek 2017
2017-01-18 23:39
wtfaaak this hltv shit - s1mple should be top.2 fallen 3 cold 1
2017-01-19 18:49
s1mple deserved
2017-01-20 07:35
Hello S1mple!
2017-01-24 13:24
HOOOOW is he on the 4th place? HOW? he´s not even the best in NaVi.
2017-01-28 07:20
ayyyyyyyyyyyy lmfao german csgo? 0.08 never forget rate 4 2k16, brainless kiddo u r retardest nazi ever cia in hell jermans
2017-01-28 07:36
TRIGGERED KID HAHAHA
2017-01-28 07:38
ayyyyyyyyyyyy lmfao german csgo? 0.08 never forget
2017-01-28 07:44
and i never talked about german cs! your comment make no sense. i sad that s1mple doesn´t deserved rank 4.
2017-01-28 19:06
THE REAL NR.1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2017-01-28 19:03
he dont deserve this
2017-01-29 22:36
sasha XUYCAC
2017-02-04 18:37
Ya tvoi rot naoborot !
2017-02-23 05:08
overrated
2017-02-05 21:52
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